/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20762761
First for Cirno's cold fairycunny

i cant speak for all, but i think being a virgin loser puts a big road block in front of you on the road to maturity, that combined with the amount of free-time you get by being a lonely loser lets you develop a toxic attitude on the internet

if i had the genetics to get a gf and maybe kids, i wouldn't be here posting about drinking urine from little imaginary fairy girls and talking with others losers about how much you want to fill a little girl's womb up with lots and lots of smelly NEET semen

but its a fate that i accepted many years ago, and im fine with it

>>20762774
I want to warm up her cunny with my adult virgin semen.

>>20762761
To avoid the conflict and burden that is glorified adulthood.
Sometimes being childish is mature, being mature is childish.

I want to rape cirno in the snow, holding her down with my obese and blubberly adult virgin unwashed body, shoving my smelly peepee into her pure cold child-like cunny and pounding it without hesitation untill i climax and fill her with my disgusting NEET semen, all this while she is screaming, flailing and begging me to stop!

Fifth for Koakuma kunny

>>20762805
>obese
She would just outrun you, fatso.

>>20762810
nah, cirno is a fairy afterall, she would purposely slow herself down enough to let me catch her so i can breed her

>>20762799
Yukari is a loving grandmother!

Would preteens have the desire to impregnate Cirno? I think not.

>>20763212
preeteens would rather play video games than talk about how much you want to rape little cute girls or drink their urine and fill their tummies up with disgusting adult semen like us intellectuals do

The adult world can be harsh for otaku so we need to take it easy.

ただボケてるんじゃん？

>>20762761
most came here in their preteens and never changed their posting habits, even if the earlier residents are going into their 30s. /jp/ is the chuckie cheese of weebs.

>>20762761
Turning Cirno into shaved ice!

>>20762761
I want to see Cirno in this pose sneak up behind her and pat her on the head just so I can disrupt her thinking and make her start all over again, only for her to be sidetracked by something else for the second time and making her forget what she was thinking about.

>>20764998
Only to come by again and remind her of what she was thinking about and her refusing to think about it and going on her way and me remembering that I made this very same post literally a year or so ago with a little rewording.

>>20762786
Bullshit, it all stems from FEELING like a loser.

I'm not a virgin, I barely have free time from having to work to not fucking die and have almost all the social commodities that would make you a "successful" person.

But here its the thing, how do you measure what success is?, maybe someone feels successful by achieving an hermit-like life in a secluded hut in the woods. Or do you want to measure humans with the same stick you measure other animals; peepee in vagina?, because that's like saying a negress that shits 10 negros is more successful than the great minds of musicians and scientists that never had children and managed to change the world and be remembered for as long as we exists thanks to their discoveries.

Wanting to breed fairies is natural heterosexual behavior, and I doubt most males would decline raping cute fairies if they were free from consequences.

>>20763212
Yes they would.
t. Was called the King of Pervs in elementary school
>>20762761
Because we're always horny like if we just first masturbated, /jp/ being the board with fun culture without being a complete retard, cute things are cute and no one will admit that they came from /a/ when it started being shit with full of norm/a/lfags that came from Reddit.

Also OP, I hope when you meant /jp/ is actually just the 2hus and other 2D stuff; 3Dfags are the most normalfags here in this board and are able to get an asian gf but they're lazier than a mexican.

>>20762799
This!

>>20762761
Most of the people who don't post that way keep to themselves most of the time.

But probably a better description that stupid preteens is horny teenagers.

it's just a place to have fun
people were able to separate the internet and reality once upon a time, now /jp/ is one of the last few islands left and the water keeps rising

>>20766047
The water has seeped into /jp/
How long can /jp/ keep taking it easy?

>>20765948
but I came from /v/ in like 2009, dude

>>20762761
*eats*

>>20768794
Do NOT!

>>20765948

>>20772724
I made it transparent

>>20775831
Bless you, anon

>>20765948
i want to make a broth out of those bedsheets, panties and shirts!!!

also i want to breed every single one of those little girls aswell!

>>20776465
Luna-chan's pee stained panties~

>>20762761
We were stupid preteens 10 years ago. Now we're horny NEETs who still act like stupid preteens.

>>20776476
My little daughter Luna-chan is so cute!
I want to violently hit her little underdeveloped womb with my cock while suffocating myself with her pee-stained panties!

>>20776598
This is how I want to enjoy my coffee from now on, but with Luna's panties instead of Rumia's.

>>20776661
Why would you ruin the taste of Luna's delicious used panties with coffee?

>>20776661
loli panties makes me a happy NEET

god, if i had a daughter, i would keep her used undies and sniff them all day

gaaaaaaaaaah

>>20776703
Coffee tastes like shit anyway.
It takes a good 3lbs/~1.4kg of addatives or sugary substance to make it taste the least bit decent enough to ignore that bitter aftertaste

>>20776703
Luna's panties lack caffeine. And just like the most expensive spice, you don't add the flavour of something so refined as fairy pee without moderation. That stuff is worth its weight in gold.