/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20759513
>Kiki recoils with horror when she realizes her master has bought an "Automatic cleaning Device"
>Apparently it needs to be set up and charged using a strange cylinder
>While master is out Kiki keeps watch on the cylinder, ready to have it "accidentally" fall down the stairs before master gets home
>When it says it's finished the Kiki has an expression of pure disgust on her face
>Which changes to shock as she sees a small Automaton step out of the cylinder
>She's confused and hurt, did her master bring this to not only replace her as a maid but as a wife? She could feel her heart breaking as the Automaton looks up at her
>Then she says something that clears away any doubts and makes her cry with joy
>"Mama?"
>Anon comes home to his Kiki teaching their new daughter all about cleaning

Exercising with my wife!

>>20759561
The bounciest.
Actually, I want to see one in a cheerleader outfit using her hands as pompoms

>>20759562
Wholesome.

"Well its been about a week, so to update you guys on our progress I'm sorry to say we haven't actually had any donations come through yet this time. Maybe the post-holiday period just means a lot of us are lacking in disposable income?

Not like there is any real hurry in this of course (as excited as I am to get more of the book translated), but as usual I can't in good conscience commission more of the book unless I have some outside support, given even when the $100 donation goal is reached I still will be devoting several hundred dollars of my own money to the commission and I don't want to be the sole person contributing. Of course I will continue to pay for new online profile translations regardless.

As always I hope I am not sounding unreasonable, whiny, etc. And feel free to tell me if there are changes I can make to the commission plans that would motivate you personally to donate, if I am doing these donation drives too often, etc. I can't cater to everyone of course, but I don't want to ignore you either.

And of course, I realize too that at times its not that people don't want to donate, but that they don't realize their donation is needed, hence why I give these updates on our progress.

PayPal email is ryodraco@yahoo.com"
Reposting for maximum exposure. For whoever didn't see this last thread.

Troll Tits!
Troll Tushie!

>>20759565
>The bounciest
No.

>>20759513
Kobold raised by a hellhound.

>>20759579
Is it time for a bounce off?

>>20759580
Hellhound raised by a kobold.

>>20759562
I feel like daughteroombas would be pretty hot-selling gifts around the holidays, given how hard it is for most monsters to conceive. Maternal instincts in a can.

>hey dad, where do babies come from?
>you get them at k-mart, honey.

>>20759587
>Spray room with eel slime
>Fill it with Barometz
>Drop in Myconid
>Get arrested by Mamono Special Forces before your doomsday device is ready.

>>20759602
>black friday style riots break out

>>20759602
That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>>20759489
That one "young shog blob in a kiki family" idea some threads ago was pretty cute

Post cutecores.

>>20757862

>>20759615
Just wait til she grows up.

>>20759646
Trash.

>>20759610
Think about it though.

>daugheru-in-a-can market booms
>millions of monster girls, married or single, raise them as their own children
>years later, those monsters are finally able to have daughters of their own
>now they've got experience and responsible older sister automatons ready to help
>lots of little wans and dragon hatchlings grow up with a doting robot nee-chan

Seems like a win-win to me.

>>20759646

>>20759651
I wonder if she will stay with her Master/father and her kiki mother, I imagine it takes a long while for a shog blob to fully form into a proper shoggoth. At least in my headcanon anyway maybe

>>20759646
Banned by the Eros inquisition

>>20759682
What are their chief weapons?

>>20759674
>>20759682
>>20759667
Arnt we all just skeletons under our skin?

>>20759682
Because she cuts out the middleman

>>20759734
Go away.

>>20759749
Report and ignore.

>>20759593
A really docile, sensitive and submissive hellhound would be pretty heckin' cute, not gonna lie.

>>20759749

i want a devil to smother me

Monster girls who'd make the worst roommates
>Have skeleton roomie
>Won't leave my fucking closet
>Constantly rattles all night
>Somehow pays rent even though she doesn't work
>Can't go into closet to make her stop because 2spooky4me

>>20759564
So cool!

>>20759692
Love, love, love and cooking

>>20759824
I want to receive a boobhat by a demon

>>20759579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
Well, I can see one of the ways a modern music video would get changed by MGE.

>>20759829
>Ha ha, miss rattle bones! I've got you now!
>Eh?
>Clickety clack! Get into my sack!

>>20759841
i want to receive love from a demon

>>20759824
Your wish is granted

>>20759846
>not "Clickety clack! Start sucking my sack!"

Ready for roleplay night with your wife?

>>20759872
Sure

>>20759824

>>20759917
Perfect clothing for the reach around titty grabs.

>>20759934
No it's not

>>20759948
It looks loose enough for you to fit your hands under.

>>20759948
Validate your argument.

>>20759960

>>20759934
Of course, that's how you steer a Centaur when riding one, by using her breasts!

>>20759981

>things you should not do with an mg

>>20759994
You should not drive with a weresheep

>>20759994
>an monstergirl

>>20759795
>basically an overgrown, way too energetic kobold
>tries really, really hard to be a Good Girl but messes it up sometimes
>as soon as her master comes home, she tacklehugs him with frienzied kisses, just so happy he's back, until he gently reminds her to calm down and she immediately complies
>whenever he's feeling down, she just curls up under his arm and listens to him talk, rather than demanding sex or telling him to cheer up
>somehow always ends up being the little spoon despite being gigantic
>the terror of all neighbourhood ratas

>>20760012
>an em jee

>>20760012

>>20759994
boop her snoot

>>20759994
don't feed the gremlin after midnight

>>20760018
Oh really?

>>20760019
Images like this attract me more than any random slut poses.
Comfy life best life.

Finally got around to writing again

https://pastebin.com/pne70TzR

Chapter 19.

>>20759994
Tell a Dragon she's too heavy. They can still transform back to their original forms.

>>20760040
Was wondering where you'd gone to, nice.

>>20760042
>I-I am not heavy! It is you, Human, who is too weak to carry me!

>>20760040
Excellent.

>>20760019
What happens if you do?

>>20760063
I want to mating press a Leanan Sidhe

>>20760058
>Tell a Dragon she's too heavy to carry
>Decides to put you on a strict strength building diet and exercise schedule.
>At the end of it you look like an Adonis that could put a hole in a mountain with nothing but a weak jab
>Still say that your Dragon wife is a bit too heavy.

>>20737924
That's not even a little bit sexy

>>20759994
bully even though i want to

>>20760094
Spambot

>>20760094
>Snorkeling along a coral reef.
>So caught up in watching all the tropical fish that you bump head first into something.
>Look up and see the lower half of some kind of large shark, standing straight up.
>You surface.
>See a Shark Girl looking down at you from above the water with a wide sharp toothed grin on her face.

Oh crap.

You guys ever just want to start a family?

>>20760114
Oh yes!

>>20760082

https://youtu.be/84cVizR6sPQ

>>20760081
i want you to mating press a leanan sidhe

Why are sunken eyes so hot?

>>20760116
Yeah...

>>20760116
No

>>20759872
this would have been more amusing with the horse mask and a horsedong strap on

also, it's smugposting hours

>>20760080
They start a sweet rave party

>Meet cute Cheshire while in Wonderland
>Marry her and take her back home to the real world
>She's majorly disappointed that her teleportation isn't what it's used to be
>You've had to pull her out of the wall on multiple occasions, after she teleported into them
>First time you thought she guillotined herself
>She's happy that her invisibility still works, but she can't really hold in her snickering
>Manage to teach her proper etiquette and break the bad habits of Wonderland
>Like serving tea while in the middle of the highway
>Or going around the farmers market with a bag full of fruits and vegetables and asking the plant based monsters if they were related
>And to your surprise some of them admitted to providing said produce
>Turning invisible while driving the car causing many cops to pull her and you over
>Cooking the strangest food when your parents come over, most of it boiled down to sugary treats, sugary drinks, sugary meats, sugary sweets and tea... with extra sugar
>Your mother was a diabetic
>Walking up to a group of centaurs, a unicorn, a bicorn and a regular centaur and calling them "The good, the bad, and the ugly" respectively
>Eventually you have two cute daughterus together, and it was a surprise to you and the doctor that they were twins
>Somehow your wife managed to trick the ultrasound machine
>Luckily your daughters are much easier to raise, and you'll be sure once they get sent off to school they'll not turn out like other Wonderland denizens
>Once your daughters start kindergarten your wife really seemed to slow down
>The pranks came to near stop, she stopped making Wonderland dishes and cooked more conventional food that doesn't require a Jabberwock's milk, and even stopped harassing the neighbor by asking for a cup of water and splashing it back into their faces
>One day you feel safe enough as to let your wife go to the store alone and not get assaulted by the Hellhound manager who's had enough of her shit
>For some reason she's gone for awhile, you wonder what's taking her so long
>Your daughters come home and and your wife isn't answering her phone
>You get dinner ready and try calling her again but she doesn't answer
>You then notice flashing lights outside, red and blue flashing lights
>What did she do this time?
>You look outside and see cops are talking with her, and are they laughing?
>Walk outside to see what the hell is going on
>Wife introduces you to officer Penny, a Mad Hatter
>They knew each other in high school
>Officer Penny explains to you that they a car that looked just like hers robbed the store she was shopping at
>Wife invites her and the whole squad inside for tea
>They accept leaving you to put away the groceries
>Fucking Cheshires man

>>20760116
Personally, no. Monster kids are cute, though.

>>20760136
>horsedong strap on

>>20760116
>Have impregnation fetish
>Have no interest in taking care of a kid
Fuck.

>>20760155
Monstergirl children practically raise themselves.

>>20760082
She's gonna sit on you in her original form.

>>20760150

>>20760155
just get a waifu that can make herself look pregnant

>>20760132
Because it means she was up all night making you the perfect gift

>>20760160
>Monster child desperately wants to get dicked
>Every guy chuckles nervously and pats her head
>Can't get big bro to do her, cause only child
>No childhood friends since she's the youngest kid on the block, and no one likes the youngest kid
>Sabbath monsters scoff at her and say she's too young
It's just not fair

>>20760116
I didn't think I did but I've been dreaming about it regularly for a while. I'm probably just lonely or something.

>>20760163
How rude.

She saw your ___.

>>20760217
Bank account

From MGR:

"Just letting everyone know that in this short span of time we've surpassed our donation goal by a substantial amount! So I think I'll increase the donation-fueled translations to include two articles each from the various sections we were going to do instead of one each.

With that in mind, these will be the commissions:

95 People Warding Magic
96 Day of Pleasure
112 Wild Pheromone
115 Sense Marking
121 Medical Cure
123 Operate
172 What is Sabbath?
173 The Secret Power of Sabbath and Its History

And my contribution:

132 Pleasure Rune
134 Rune of Insemination
135 Rune of Temptation
136 Demon's Contract Crest
142 Topic - Engraving on Men
209 Afterword"

>>20760080
they become really inconsiderate and really mean. they start working at abnormal hours that'll keep you up all night, they'll leave the toilet seat down, draw on your face with a sharpie while you sleep, rip apart parts of your sweet ride for metal materials for her contraptions, and worst of all they'll burn all the condoms in the fireplace so you better run if you see her on top of your bed the moment you find out all the condoms are missing

>>20760186
Is there anyone here who isn't ?

>>20760217
utter lack of happiness

>>20760228
Some of us are perfectly happy and well adjusted, we just have exotic sexual tastes that real people could probably never satisfy.

>>20760229
Awwww...

>>20760228
Me
My problem isn't that I'm lonely, it's that I really do not enjoy interacting with anyone

>>20760104
I want to do unspeakable things to a Troll until she ends up pregnant on every hole

>>20760226
What if I'm into that?

>>20760217
yao folder

>>20760247
>trollstaur
>nonexistent booty
Almost perfect

>>20760217
This is the part where she succs Luka to death isn't it.

That's what he gets for ignoring her

>>20760264
Ass got respec'd into boobs.

>>20760221

>human wife has a very serious corruption fetish
>she saw one of her friends monsterize and got off to her description of how it felt
>since then she's been all over the idea
>insists on heavy roleplay, has all sorts of elaborate costumes
>sometimes introduces herself as a succubus when meeting new people if she's feeling kinky
>tries to go for really long sessions in bed, but can't quite manage it
>likes to beg you for your 'mana' when she's talking dirty
>writes sexually-charged fanfiction of turning into a monster and raping you
>can't for the life of her figure out how it actually works
>doesn't know any monsters who could help, friend moved away with her husband
>monsters never pass through town, she can't seem to find any
>puts up ads in the papers looking for prisoner fruits or other help with corrupting, gets nothing
>sometimes goes on ridiculous sex benders with you hoping the lust alone will do it
>pouts for days when she wakes up human after

>>20760269
Do not want

>>20760275
That one is going to turn into a very dangerous demon

>>20760274
>can I eat them?

>>20760116
Yeah, pretty badly.
I've always admired fatherhood, but now that I'm in my 30s the hormones and realization of my window closing are hitting hard.
Basically only my natural acceptance of despair and hope that I can gene engineer or program a child later are keeping me in the game.

>>20760283
Or an incredibly powerful dark mage.

>>20760275
this makes me unreasonably hard.

>>20760275
She'd better hope that the Order Inquisition never finds out.

>>20760289
>>20760289
>window closing
guys dont have menopause bro

>>20760303
but women that can give you children don't want an old fuck

>>20760292
or maybe eros decides to monsterise her into a cupid. a really horny cupid.

>>20760275
I imagine it'd be hilarious watching her try multiple ways to corrupt herself.

>buys up all the black market manticore spines she can
>stabs herself over and over with them
>just results in a 3 day long sex bender and no transformation

>buys up all the holstaur milk she can
>keeps chugging it but nothing happens
>turns out the holstaur milk is being mixed with cow's milk by the vendor
>diluted enough to prevent transformation

>writes a letter to the Demon Lord begging to be personally corrupted
>USPS drops the letter somewhere at the post office and loses it
>never receives a response

>finally gives up on becoming a monster girl
>next day, a Lich comes to town who offers to zombify, ghoulify or skelify her
>as long as she doesn't mind temporarily being kill

>>20760303
We don't, but there are plenty of other considerations my dude.
The women we can attract, sperm-side genetic risk, and the age we'll be at when our kids grow up.
There's a huge difference between being 50 and 70 when your kid is an adult.

>>20760275
She should try to learn magic, since even as a human she can learn how to slurp mana if she has sorcereress capabilities:

>In actuality, there are even human sorceresses who replenish their mana by having sex with men, and they do take pleasure in the act of draining men of mana, though not as much as a inma would. If a woman repeatedly engages in the equivalent of inma behavior while human, eventually, she'll become enthralled with the ecstasy of slurping mana, and end up acquiring a body and mind specialized for the act of draining mana. Sooner or later, she'll end up “awakening” as a monster such as a “succubus” or “dark mage (Encyclopedia II – p. 80)”.

The above also makes one wonder if the above is implying that mamono mana can actually spontaneously form inside a woman devoted to monster girl behavior, or if it simply means that any woman this devoted to it is bound to eventually find either monster girls or mana left behind by them.

>>20760259
you sure you want to take a really mean gremlin's pussy?

It's been a real rough day anons, post happy things.

>>20760339

>>20760116
I actually have kids
and I'm still a virgin [/spoiler,]

>>20760339

>>20760345
cuck

I want to become a wizard and use magic to buff my tomboy Valkyrie wife and support her on the battlefield! With some simple components, I can boost her speed, her strength or even grant her the ability to let loose a burst of dragon's breath!

>>20760339

>>20760339

>>20760275
I'll give her a trip to that shady tattoo shop with an impossibly beautiful tattoo artist.

>>20760323
How many years till somebody creates a religion with MGE as it's holy text.

>>20760362
Damn, why hasn't this been translated yet? I mean its not as sexy as the lamia one by the same artist, but its a lot happier.

>>20760323
I guess in this situation the problem is that she lives in a really normal town and had a mundane upbringing. She can't find any reference materials or teachers for magic, and no monsters means there isn't enough ambient mana in the world for her to naturally corrupt. It might be time to go on a trip.

What I would gather from your quote is that all magic in MGE is linked in some way to mamonomana, and that people who can use magic are also capable of interacting with mamonomana to some extent.

>>20760339
rough how?

>>20760339

>>20760257
>until she ends up pregnant on every hole
Wha- how

>>20760377
Don't want to blog about it but I had to have my cat put down today.

>>20760372
>What I would gather from your quote is that all magic in MGE is linked in some way to mamonomana, and that people who can use magic are also capable of interacting with mamonomana to some extent.

I don't know if there's any support for that idea. Magic is defined as basically using mana as a fuel source to manipulate reality, and mamono mana is just one of several distinct families of mana. There is also human mana, divine mana, animal mana, plant mana, and so on.

>>20760339

>>20760359
You better watch out some nefarious succ or demon doesn't cast that spell that corrupts those support spells. Would be such a shame for a noble valkyrie to fall.

>>20760372
Their are different types of mamano mana, but yeah they seem to do the same things with minor variations on some of the speciallized spells they can cast. Like Divine, Mamano, and Spirit seemtobe the three types.

>>20760366
the same years as it takes to change age of consent low enough coupled with culture changing so that little girls seek men

>>20760389
ouch.

>>20760388
>he doesn't know about making his wife become butt pregnant

>>20760416
The tit-wombs are where it's at.

>>20760389
oh

>>20760354
No they are genetically my offspring

>>20760425
based cup-cummer

>>20760366
>>20760275
>she gets a really lewd heart tattoo on her lower belly
>gets some super-low riding leather panties so she can show it off, refuses to cover up when you're at home alone together
>She even got some real goat horns and made a fake succubus tail to go with the outfit
>starts rubbing it and poking at it during sex hoping it'll activate
>talks like it's setting her body on fire and making her insatiable
>still just a normal tattoo, it's all just roleplay
>she is a little hornier from the placebo effect though, so hey

>>20760425
Are you a single dad?

>>20760366
I would like an Eros based religion to pop up, but i wouldnt put it past people to fuck it up with free love or some shit.

>>20760425
>next he'll tell us that he had a vasectomy.

>>20760339

>>20760425
i know if you have a decent education they pay well but please stop giving western women the option to have children when they can't get a man that tolerates them.

>>20760446
>>20760275
I have to Imagine she has to have gotten pregnant once. Unless of course another she wants to monsterize is because she is infertile.

>>20760389
had to do the same two weeks ago

>be grown ass man crying in the vet office holding a geriatric cat

>>20760501
>>20760389

If we were in the MGE Bastet would be sending you guys blessings for your love of cats.

>>20760466
>she wants to monsterize because she is infertile

Oh no, it's sad now.

>exhausts herself grinding against your cock for hours, just hoping something happens this time
>you've started going soft, too tired to go on
>she says the safe word and pulls in close to plead with you
>"C'mon... please just a bit more, honey...I just want... a little girl... c'mon... we can do it..."
>she's panting and sweating from the exhaustion, but still keeps going
>the doctor told her that her chances aren't gone, but they're slim and waning
>she doesn't know how much time she has to have a baby, so she's in a rush
>the tail fell off her costume and the horns are sitting crooked on her head, but she's still trying to act like she's a sexy succubus
>she rubs again at her tattoo, where the skin is already red
>"Give me... more mana... you... you weak... little human man... unh..."
>eventually she slumps over you, her makeup running
>you help her sleepily clean up and take off her costume and makeup
>she goes to sleep hugging your shoulder, trying not to cry

>>20760446
>the shop actually engraves real pleasure runes
>they just ran out of engraving ink
>the artist tried to talk to her and come back tomorrow
>she won't back down

>>20760515
Sheesh, what is keeping at least one of them from traveling to find a monster or asking someone who can travel to find one?

>>20760446
This human girl sounds perfect and I never say that. I wonder what form of corruption she would find most pleasurable when the time comes?

>>20760515
On the plus side if she keeps doing this sooner or later the accessories will just fuse with her and the tattoo will just glow one day. That or a quick trip to any demon realm.

>>20760531
Maybe if you very sensually and romantically fed her a prisoner fruit and she started slowly transforming into a lesser succubus. I think she'd want to savor the feeling and really relish in a gradual change.

>>20760527
Maybe cant afford to because they live so far away from monster territory.

>>20760531
I would say she loves her husband so she wants to be monsterized through fucking him.

>>20760509
hear a crash in the kitchen
some kind of clumsy loli cat god
trying to take snacks

Monsterising for pregnancy is sweet

>>20760389
Awww...

>>20760535
The problem seems to be that there just isn't enough mana swirling around for the corruption to happen on its own. They need a large influx of mana from a monster or magic item to complete the transformation, and there's just none around.

>>20760573
https://pastebin.com/fEg81FWu

>>20760466
>she wants to monsterize is because she is infertile

>>20760466
That poor girl. Here's hoping someone smiles down on her and turns her into an Echidna so she can have ALL THE BABIES.

>>20760515
This entire thing is giving me a heart boner and need to know how it ends.

Once you pop…

>>20760584
>Lich researchers develop the D-virus
>Able to turn a woman into a zombie without the whole 'killing them first' thing
>While it just gave guys a newfound fetish for undead
>Only problem was that it never affected those with massive amounts of plot armor
>Overlooking this left for lunch break, a very long private lunch break with their husbands
>Intern accidentally fucks up on knocks over vial of virus
>Hides mistake and tosses the contents into the trash
>Liches come back from break and see that whole city is suffering from a zombie outbreak
>Forge documents from CEO that said she wanted them to spread the virus
>Quietly put their resignation letters in the mail
>Couple months later a whole new generation of Wights are made
>Vampires are rolling in their coffins

>>20760596
dont fucking do this to me you son of a bitch

>>20760389
oof. Hope you don't have a catgirl waifu.

>>20760681
My apologies.

Could you imagine the fucking reaction mamano would have if they saw the start of up.

>>20760681
He's just leaving so he can tell his family that he finally met a girl

>>20760691
alot of tight hugging your arm, and trying not to cry into your shoulder I'm sure

>>20760691

>>20760689
Bring her with you criminal!
>>20760688
You can't do that to a Cheshire you monster!

>>20760691
>"My my, I never knew humans could make such romantic media! This truly rivals the work of our best Eros-inspired poe-"
>"..."
>"why"

>>20760691

>>20760723

Undead MGs being spooked by scary movies and latching onto you

>>20760691
What's up?

>>20760684
No, my waifu is a Kobold.

>>20760772
Movie that starts with a Happy couple.

>>20760772
Not much anon what's up with you?

>>20760773
Oh fuck, KDF? That shit really sucks man.

>>20760772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bk_9T482g

>>20760679
>Country bumpkin Wights clinging to their husbands because they're not used to being so famous and fancy.

>>20760806
>>20760780
you retards, I was clearly just going for the joke

>>20760812

>>20760797
>KDF is the only person in the known universe with a kobold waifu

>>20760812
>>20760835
Fuck you both, I didn't ask for these feelings

>>20760772
>What's up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShV9H3anOyE

>>20760844
but i do hope it is him so i know he is pained

>>20760844
Since when are there other koboldfags here though?

>>20760850
It's a spambot anon, report and ignore.

>>20760856
You're the kind of persona not even a monstergirl could love.

>>20760878
i hate him very much but i know for a fact i tolerate way more than most of you by just looking at thread history

>>20760789

>>20760872
I didn't post that 2hu

>>20760835

>>20760275
>>20760446
>>20760515
>>20760653
>there's a few weeks where she just isn't into it anymore, she's too sore and tired to really commit to the act
>you give her some space and time to rest, figure it's unhealthy to force it
>go back to the doctor, she's in there a long time
>when she comes back out her eyes are red and she looks like she really wants to cry, but doesn't say anything
>you look at the doctor and you both just nod, you know what it means
>you have a long talk when you get home, and you decide to sleep on the couch for the night
>in the morning she's still not quite herself, but she's put the costume back on and does her normal lovey-dovey lewd morning routine, shaking her ass and talking dirty as she makes coffee
>she props herself up on the kitchen counter and looks you right in the eyes
>"It... it's okay, dear. We still have lots of time for each other, right?" she asks, smiling but her voice is shaking
>you hug her and tell her that's right, you still have each other
>"We're a fine family, just the two of us." she says, before she squeezes you a little harder. "I love you."
>you kiss long and hard, like you've never kissed before, deciding that if you can't be the best parents ever, you'll be the best couple ever
>you're interrupted when you hear what sounds like two people arguing outside, and open the door
>on the front step stand a houri and a succubus, each one carrying a scroll
>they both unruffle their clothes and try to look professional, the houri stepping forward
>"geez, what a backwater town. you know how hard it was to find this place, like-" the succubus gets cut off
>"We've recieved reports" the houri starts, "that your romance has met Eros' high loving standa-"
>the succubus shoves her back out of the way, yawning
>"My jurisdiction, honey. just look at her." she gestures to your wife, and the houri blushes. "Clearly she wants to play for the winning team."
>they both open their contracts, and present them to you
>"So, like, sign this and we'll make you a succubus. All official and shit." says the succubus, puffing out her huge, wobbling chest. "...unless you wanna just cosplay until you get all wrinkly and flabby."
>"S-sign this and you'll become a houri!" stammers the houri, unconsciously shaking her hips. "Eros loves you both and thinks you're a wonderful couple!! We can't wait to meet your baby!" she says as she starts tearing up

Which contract does your wife sign?

>>20760789
Where did you get this? Google Image Search gives me nothing, and SauceNAO doesn't work for Twitter images.

>>20760913
Fuck off retard.

>>20760931
She'll sign both and become an Eros Succubus!

>>20760944
Sounds wild.

>>20760937
https://twitter.com/tanic_/status/1086965609055703040

>>20760961

>>20760850
I wonder if anyone managed to screenshot that great waifu war.

>>20759646
I don’t get it

>>20760972
I'd rather you didn't do that.

>>20760931
Give her the fertile mom bod

>>20759671
>Daughter in a can

>>20760931
Both like the other anon said.

Also, hnng. I got tears in my eyes.

>>20760960
More like lovely.

>>20760992

>>20761015
Stop fucking spamming you braindead piece of garbage.

>>20760991
What a fattie.

>>20760991
>fat roll
too much

>>20760992
How would monster girl capsule machines work? Would they grow back to full size when you open one up?

>>20760116
Yes, but not for a while.

>>20760150
>>20760155
Someone has to fill those orphanages for all the adoption fantasies

>>20760931
Alright, let's finish this.
https://strawpoll.com/hyhkx8fr

>>20761049
>anon thinks he's getting a pocket-sized buff hellhound
>pops open the capsule and the plastic shatters as she grows to her full height
>7 feet tall with big muscles and thicc thighs
>she just smugly grins down at him as a flood of desire glides down her exposed thighs
>anon takes a deep breath and nervously smiles before he's suddenly taken to the ground

>>20761058
>Druella

>>20761058
I chose both, but please no harem. I want it just to be anon and waifu.

>>20761068
>Another Anon gets a capsule with a special sticker on it
>Echidna shopkeeper tending to the store gaps in shock, rushes over and tells him not to open it until he's home alone
>Anon thinks she's just pulling his chain, they're fairy sized after all.
>Nearly has a heart attack when he opens it and out pops a adult sized Lilim smugly grinning

>>20761068
That's why you never buy capsules from danukis.

>>20761086
Anon both just means the wife gets the blessings of both sides.

>>20760080
You throw off their sleep routine and they’ll never return. Hope you’re ready for waking up at 11 and going to bed at 3 in the morning.

>>20761094
>adult sized
But I wanted a lolim.

>>20760931
If she choose Succubus, I'm certain she'd triple-level up from lewd points into an Arch-Succubus. Beautiful huge breasts, a massive bubble butt, and a fearsome visage that truly realizes her fetish of exotic wonderful monsters.

If she chooses Houri, she'd triple-level up from her love score into a Jannah-Houri. Eternally smooth and ever-lightly oiled caramel skin, naturally glossed big full lips, and eternal blooming heartpupils that realizes her desire for the eternal love of monsters.

>>20760228
I’m just not at a point in my life where I can pursue a relationship. This is a great substitute to help me develop a taste.

>>20761116
Just make some lolims with her

>>20761094
Darn, I wanted regular succubus.

>>20761121
Ooh, I love these. I can't pick which one is better.

>>20761127
That's how you make the lilim sad, anon.

>>20761116
I'm sure if your lilim is ok with it, you can take her down to your local sabbath branch!

>>20761116
>>20761124
Or you could give her a lolification potion enema.

>>20761116
Getting a lolim instead of a full sized one for the same price is ridiculous. That's why there's two lolims.

>>20761147
Do their parents know about this?

>>20761153
Their parents are probably busy making more lolims. They have to come from somewhere.

>>20761127
That's gotta be a manga or LN by now. Typical MC just wants a quiet, low-impact relationship and he somehow ends up with some kind of arch-Demon Queen.

>>20760389
Don’t care much for them, but I can always feel for an anon who has lost a loved one.

DO NOT have sex with lolis. Lolis are for platonic love ONLY.

>>20761215
But she started it!

>>20760509
Nekomatas for all!

>>20761215
Get a load of this queer-o.

Elves are for _______

>>20761243
Milking.

>>20761058
looks both is winning.

Does your waifu wear a bra anon? If so, what sort does she favor?

>>20760649
Just imagine how immensely overjoyed she would be giving birth and raising each new species.

>>20761058
>both contracts begin shining before wife can even touch them
>the succubus and houri both jump back, startled
>"The hell?" grunts the succubus, hands on her hips
>"What the actual fuck?" shouts the houri, pointing
>Wife turns to you, looking scared
>"W-wait, no, what's happe-"
>she tries to grab onto you, but as soon as her hand touches you, there's a flash
>your eyes adjust, and when the light dims down, your wife is gone
>shimmering lights are raining from the sky, and the houri and succubus are both dumbstruck
>you call your wife's name, not sure what else to do
>there are a few minutes of terrifying silence
>suddenly the lights converge in front of you, forming a glowing sphere
>a crack forms, and a hand breaks through
>you start frantically tearing away at the shell of whatever it is, and calling her name again
>each time you say her name a new crack forms, until finally it all falls away
>your wife stands there, naked, but different from before
>she's got long, white horns, poking out from incredibly long black hair with white tips
>a pair of white feathered wings stand at her back, with a long spade tail swishing around her waist
>there are beautiful black runes of all kinds all over her body, though the one she got at the local tattoo parlour is still there
>her human body seems exactly the same at first, nothing was added or subtracted
>however there's a sort of rosy pink glow to her skin, and a feeling of warmth coming from her
>her form is voluptuous, but graceful, all following one long, curving line
>finally she opens her eyes, and they shine smoldering silver as she looks at you, smiling
>she steps forward and pulls you in for a kiss, her lips so soft it's like your first kiss all over again
>she presses herself up against you, her wings and tail wrapping around as she kisses you again, harder this time
>and again
>and again
>finally she lets you take a breath, and presses her forehead to yours
>"Thank you, my love..."
>"...for being exactly who I needed you to be."

>you spend weeks cloistered away in your home, making slow, gentle love that you thought you might have forgotten
>she wrings you dry, her hips now stronger than your whole body, then squeezes out more mana you didn't even know you had, crooning your name and holding you close for every minute of it
>months pass, and finally, after so long...

>she's showing

>>20761229
Best cat.

>>20761124
That anon has to be a really really strong hero for the daughteru to be a Lolim.

Said daughteru will be an Arch-Succubus otherwise.

>>20761299
Happy end!

>>20760718
>”Look mom,dad, I finally found a girl I like. I probably won’t be back for a while, but I want you to know I love you."
>’Eh? Who’s this guy?’
>’Don’t come back until I have grand children!’
>”Now I remember why I was okay leaving”

>>20761293
Bras are for losers

>>20761323
>T. Holst
I mean, she isn't wrong though.

>>20761293
One does, the other doesn't.

>>20761293
The type she wears if she wears one at all really depends on her outfit, so if she's wearing her office-wear, it's a plain bra like this commission. If she's wearing a sundress or her traditional Egyptian outfits, it's either frilly underwear or nothing at all.

>>20761299
Good end!

>>20760691
>Lich sits quietly for a long time
>”I could’ve fixed that”

>>20761293
Of course she wears a bra anon, at least when she's wearing clothes that aren't pajamas. She prefers soft, simple ones with ample coverage, or ones made of latex. She does have a few pieces of frilly lingerie as well though. My daughteru is the same, even though she's quite flat she wears them because she knows her mother and I find it sexy.

>>20761330
Your waifu has some wacky genetics anon, three different hair colors!

>>20761323
Preach it.

>>20761299
Best end!

>>20761293
Fur bras that rustle against her shirts and sweaters

>>20761293
Varies. Usually none at home, but wears a sports bra for work.

>>20760850
>...
>”Ketchup bottles are hard"

>>20761215
https://i.imgur.com/VduUGTN.jpg
i'm sorry but i can't follow that order

>>20761342
Don't be rude.

>>20761316
>>20761333
>>20761345
This started on my playlist just as I was starting to write it. Fuck me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRF5TIhshlo

I'm gonna propose to my waifu this week and finally get that first commission done. God damn it.

>>20761342
It's really beautiful and unique, I love her.

>>20761293
I’m not even sure if Holstaurs wear panties, it doesn’t look like it in the profile picture.
>>20761330
I’d like to think it’s be more like this, frilly lingerie is hot as all fuck and would go great with her body type and I’m sure others will agree that sometimes more cothes can be hotter than less.

>>20761300
worst

>>20761376
>pregnant familiar
>wedding ring
oh no my poor dick

>>20761391
How does she keep track of all those scrolls? Look at how many there are!

>>20761293
Nightgaunts only has their body suit.

>>20761409
Excellent memory.

>>20761393
Gaaaay.

>>20761436
split tail makes me upset

>>20761440
Magic. Ain’t gotta explain

>>20761448
she better explain it with her whole asshole

>>20761440
Too bad.

>>20761460
manticores are another thing as i want her to walk up and flop that huge tail in my lap and tell me to drop em

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to calm down your angel/houri/valkyrie daughterus for tomorrow.
Just because its Sunday doesn't mean they can go tearing around town.

>>20761484
Oh really?

>>20761388

what a weeb

>>20761496
Fuck off /monster/

>>20761513
That's a real product though.

>>20761526
>First I eat this patty
>Then you kiss my fanny

>>20761550
>>20761496
>inb4 he starts talking about watches using photoshopped Elon Musk tweets

>>20761550
It's fucking trash

>>20761558
I'd eat her patty alright.

>>20761576
Red fur is great on hellhounds.

>>20761561
t.Too lazy to use image search
https://www.lookhuman.com/monster+musume+vneck?product_type=clothing-vneck

>>20760596

>anon leaves portal
>*beebeep* of a proximity mine arming
>mine detonates after anon is out of fatal blast zone
>archway crumbles to dust

Beast sabbath girls are dangerous when they use that special perfume

>>20760931

railings aren't just for stairs.

>>20761643
Not if I wear a clothespin on my nose! Then no smelly loli can stop me!

>>20761659
What if you could taste it on the wind?

>>20761678
Quiet, you.

>>20761630
>>>/tg/

>>20761684
Make me.

>>20761630
Damn stickyspammers

>>20761702
>"Eeeeh, nee-chan, I found a tiger. Can I keep her?"

>>20761678
Eww

>>20761715
>sticky

>>20761726
Spambot

>>20760107
>>20761740

>>20761719
>Sure, but please take good care of her

>>20761784
Poor Jinko keeps getting kidnapped. First that robot, now this! This must be why they're endangered in the wild.

Would you trust her?

>>20761798
Explorer Shota's Jinko is completely different, please do not be racist!

>>20761809
She's probably the only one you could trust, to do an invasive brain procedure.

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>20761837
This is pure, distilled 'Uwaa' in visual form.

>>20761837
The pleasure of being knocked over.

>>20761837
Mild curiosity.

>>20761813
I meant Jinkos in general. They need to be protected!

>>20761848
>Uwaa
Is that related to "Awawa"?

>>20761837
Shit

>>20761837
>Gomu gomu no?

>>20761865
Its a regional dialect.

>>20761865
Not really.

>>20761867
Rude.

>>20761863
It's fine anonymous. They're happy!

>"Turn out the lights before coming to bed please darling"

>>20761877
Gross

>>20761865
It's most closely related to "~".

>>20761784
>>20761798

>hey mister, i'm endangered, take me home

>>20761837
Indomitable will.

>>20761910
What is that

>>20761910
>Please return to class, Kohai-ger.

>>20761917
A tiger.

>>20761074
you got more juice boxes in the fridge, dru? i'm kinda thirsty

>>20761929
>"in the door, second shelf from the top"

>>20761918

>>20761918
>>20761929
>>20761956
Stop this right away. Now it's just gay RP shit.

>>20761837
trying to look cute for the camera so that she'd look the cutest on the cover for mge vol. 3

do you think manticores use their tail when they masturbate?

>>20762020
What, like they shove a vibrator in there?.... note to self, idea for story. Manticore schoolgirl brings a vibe to school hidden in her tail and tries to be inconspicuous while getting off in class.

>>20762051
More talking about having the tail suck a titty as she uses one and on her pussy and the other on her other tit.

I'd like to see a trailer trash manticore use her tail to suck a golfball through a garden hose.

AAaaa, I wanna throat fuck an onyro who got her fat ass stuck in my purposefully chosen tiny crt tv

I want to watch my daughteru masturbate while she thinks nobody is around.

>>20760416
That's how Australians are born

Reminder that no pants can contain a High Orc's big fat bottom. No material can withstand the strain of such a large rear end!

>>20761837
>"What the fuck am I looking at?"

>>20761837
Time for bounce-bounce.

>>20762290
P'orcs are trash tier mobs that deserve to be sexually bullied then forced into a loving relationship and forming a large family. H'orcs are gyaru wannabes that are only good for breaking down into a stay-at-home moms and having loving sex every night with.

>>20762339
H'Orcs just smell so good. I don't know how to explain it, their scent just makes you want to throw your weapons down and surrender to her!