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x is best girl

>>20742928
Kiss the shorties

Cuddle season

>>20742936
Take that back you fucking degenerate

all dragons are S tier girls

I love squirrel pussy.

A were-baphomet. Is it possible for a were-baphomet to exist? At day time, she's a cute innocent and thoughtful girl. But at night, she's castlevania and altered beast put together.

>A terrible night to have a curse, welcome to your doom.
Make this sex-related

Just as a hypothetical, which monster would be capable of taking the most dicks at once? Pretend her husband has like 40 dicks or something if it bothers you to think of a gangbang.

>>20742995
Anything that doesnt have a hard physical form would be a good start.

>>20742995
I think that actually bothers me more anon

>>20742995
>>20742998
Queen Slime makes a good candidate. Anon could duplicate himself enough so that each personality of hers has her own version of you.

>>20742998
A ghost manticore who's part kejourou, part mucus toad. i m a g i n e

Another day without monstergirls, then.

>>20742995
>>20743004
doppleganger medicine anons https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Doppelganger_Medicine

Is the fallen god male? Just read the Sasha Fullmoon profile thing on the wikia and it says "he (the fallen god) showed her (Sasha Fullmoon) the way that she had been seeking

>>20743018
>Not used by the monsters themselves
That sucks.

Fact: All monstergirls are improved by turning them into mayaderes.

>>20743026
There's an entry in world guide 3 for doppel med that hasnt been translated yet, so it's possible we might learn of another use there.

>>20743027
>was literally a better mom to the mc than his actual mom

>>20742970
>beautiful vista from the top of her mountain cave overlooking her mountain range
>the cave is always warm, heated by fires ignited from her fiery breath
>get treated like a king, she adorns you with her priceless treasures from golden armor to jewelry
>cleans you everyday and ensures that your are in prime condition because you are her most valuable treasure

Using a tanuki's body for profit is not only moral, it is their very nature.
Please help destitute nooks find their way in life.

>>20743083
I can't deal with this feel.

>Girl achieves Lichdom at a young age so she can NEET it up
>Makes her phylactery her computer
>Has to leave to go buy some shitty Chinese candy from the store
>Power outage kills her computer as she's shopping
>Suddenly hit with a wracking orgasm after orgasm
>Guy working there wondering what the fuck is going on
>Helps girl who clearly collapsed
>Lich looks up to him and asks him to pound her pussy till she ahegaos
>What the fuck is ahegao?
>Either way he helps her up but she suddenly opens up a portal
>Guy looks around to see he's in a dark room with dirty panties and shirts strewn around
>Worst part it that it smells like his sister's bedroom after another lonely Valentines
>Lich jumps on guys lap begging him to impregnate her ass
>Gently lifts Lich off of him and tries to leave
>But ends up back in the same room
>Turns around to see Lick laying the bed with her legs crossed
>Only to uncross them and show she's not wearing panties
>This is not worth 9 bucks an hour

>>20743112
Eww

Child abuse:

Making the Wendi girls including Wendi dad take a vegetarian diet

>>20743150
The NEET life ain't pretty, Anon, alive or dead

>>20743163
You already said that last thread. Think of something new like, putting a sunlamp nightlight in your vampire daughteru's bedroom

>>20743163
You already posted this, dumbass.

Man i want to be hunted by a CC wendi who is still trying to adapt to her new body, after being hit with a bountification spell.

>>20743182
>putting a sunlamp nightlight in your vampire daughteru's bedroom
Anon, no! Sunlight only makes MGE Vampires horny!

Is seven seas ever gunna be nice and publish translate the first 2 world guides and Dragonia? Will they even translate a publish the third volume when it comes out?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72911942
XXL Foxers

>>20743223
KC only does additional art and some concepts for the .5 world guides they would have to make a deal with wilsaga to publish his books. The main world guides have too much loli. He mentions looking into crowd funding for publishing them on patreon but seems unlikely.

>>20743112
are monster girl neets equally as unappealing as actual female neets?

>>20743236
>4884 x 3168
Holy fuck that res

support your favorite leanen sidhe doujin producer!
my favorite is the one that draws all the fairy gangbang doujins!

can i draw on a ittan-momen with a sharpie? i'd like to give her a nice pattern-y dress

>>20743294
Cutest girls in the ‘cute!’ sense of the word

>>20743342
let >>20743294 draw a dress for her. she's mastered this kind of craft.

>>20743236
What type of fox is that. The one of your pic, not the cow.

>>20743358
That's a dakini, of the canceled variety.

It's always good to know MGE Monstergirls love a man for who they are not for social, economic or job status.

Monstergirls do not care about social status. So a high tier or upper crest Monstergirl will marry and uplift a poorer lower class dude. And I often also like to envision the "lower" tier and submissive monsters go up to the more dominant men to be the waifus those men likely need. I'm that is how it goes in MGE right?

>>20743385
yep, monster girls and human men can both find the right ones easily that'll make them live more happier than ever before. if you are dominant, then a submissive mamono like a witch, dormouse, kiki, (or any monster in fact because a dominant man could literally put a woman beneath him with the power of the cock) could do you a life full of wonders. plus, they don't seem to worry about what your social or economic status as long as you strive to live for the better and that you love her more than anything

>>20743385
Monsters don't give much a damn about who you are one way or another, so long as not of the "unrepentantly evil" variety. Rich or poor is all the same to them.
However WG3 did mention that, given the choice, they tend to gravitate towards more "average" individuals as opposed to the cream of the crop, and I'd bet that's because they then get to influence that person's further growth as opposed to it being already done, more or less.

>>20742970
No mere female lizard gets to be S tier.

>>20743363
I don't know any type of fox called dakini

>>20743414
your right. They get to be SS tier.

>>20743363
>shark teeth
>long tongue
She was too good for this world.

>>20743452
At least be a little ashamed of your lizard loving ways.

>>20743458

>>20743450
Something something japanese buddhism. Not the most common iteration, certainly.

>>20743236
>Taihou without a little bit of sag in her breasts
Not sure how to feel about this.

>>20743363
Does Sigama still draw anything these days?

Is the architecture of Winterstown Numbing Nordic or Cozy Cabin?

>>20743540
Ideally it'd be a middleground between the two so it has that fantasy feeling.

>>20743540
Cozy cabin, though with some more rustic type architecture in the older part of town, and of course a few miles away is the Ice Queen's palace, which is made of Ice.
The center market/town square is very, very pretty, blending cozy cabins along with ice structures.

>>20743540
Cabins with enough space inside and big enough doors to accommodate White Horns and big Wendi dads

>>20743605
Why do people like papa wendigo so much?

>>20743517
How about: aroused?

Monsters need to realize the attractive power of giant, fluffy, virile eyebrows.

>>20743540
>Winterstown
I thought it was Wintersburg?

>>20743670
>Wintersburg
That's what (((they))) want you to think

>>20743684
fuck off /po/

>>20743628
He's the world's best dad, he even has 7 mugs from his Wendi daughters to prove it

>>20743684
Hey, the winterstown trading company is filled with cute, hardworking girls with big, bushy tails and cute coats!

They even have complimentary hot chocolate!

>>20743688
>confused origami board noises

>>20743628
Because i want to be a papa wendigo who gets to bury my dick in my wendigo wife as we have fun in the snow with our daughters.

>>20743670
The proper name in the ancient tongue of the Yetis is Hnaflbaflwhiflsnifltaflmofl, after the sound a colony of Yetis makes with their husbands during Winter Solstice.

It has been variously translated as Wintersburg, Wintertown, Winterstown, Mofumofumofu (by the Kitsunes), Snow Village, and unusually, "White!" by the Royal Duncecap of the Wurms.

>you will never have a monster girl tempt you by pouring wine down their thigh, letting it drip down to their feet, and seductively ask you to clean up her mess with your mouth
it hurts

Who’s the asshole who somehow managed piss off every ice species in the Northeast of North America?

>>20743628
The way I see it the whole papa Wendigo thing is the flip side of the protectionfag coin. YOU get to be the big implacable protector instead of your MG wife.
I like both for what it's worth.

>Have to ride in car with Raiju sister
>The seats shock you and your hair starts to stand up like someone mixed manticore venom into your shampoo
>She then plugs her phone into the car and the music starts playing
>Electric Feel

>>20743605
>>20743628
>>20743702
>>20743729
>>20743797

>ojou-sama vampire wife is kept busy all night long with noble stuff
>constantly having to OHOHOHO her way through court intrigue
>barely has any time to herself throughout the night as she oversees her territories
>finally it's time for bed and she strolls into the bedroom
>pushes you onto the bed, climbs on top of you and buries her face in your neck
>takes a deep breath and then lets out a sigh before placing a gentle kiss on your favorite feeding spot
>wraps her arm around you and mutters into your neck how much she wuvs you
>how she wishes she could just run away and spend all day snuggling and smooching and hugging you
>tfw your ojou-sama is a deredere behind closed doors
>falls asleep with her head on your chest lulled to sleep by the steady thumping of your heartbeat
>pull the covers over you both and gently stroke her hair until you feel sleep take you as well
>repeat ad infinitum

>>20743786
oh geeze

>>20743819
Mind the door frame!

>>20743819
>Have you heard about our lord and savior Baba Yaga?

>>20743819
P-Please be careful Mr. and Mrs. Wendigo!

>>20743826
>ojou who is deredere in secret
I will never not love this. It even works for mayaderes too.

>>20743819
Why are Papa and Mama (I see her eyes down there) interrupting that conversation?

I want Latenight to draw a marshmallow pig, being pampered by a P'Orc war party.

>>20743865
Honestly mama is way scarier than dad is.

>>20743870
Please, they'd have marshmallow dogs.
Don't you know about the fearsome worg riders?

>>20743628
Personally, I blame Latenight and Quicksilver.

>>20743819
>Pardon, Ms. White Horn, but you left your mittens back at the tavern

>MGS. You're under arrest.

>>20743797
>flip side of the protectionfag coin. YOU get to be the big implacable protector instead of your MG wife.
Y'know I never thought about it that way. I never really liked the transform stuff, but you have now enlightened me, thank you.

>>20743905
For what crime? I haven't done anything wrong! This is borderline harassment, ma'am.

>>20743819
What does he look like outside of the coat?

>>20743930
As far as I know he un-shifts, so a normal dude.

>>20743908
>Implying you couldn't already get to be the big implacable protector and not be transformed into a big guy

Rabbit Season!

All this talk of Wendi makes me want to post my almost finished commission.
>>20743930
He looks like a regular everyday family man. Probably a super cool guy.

>>20743959
Do it.

I wanna fuck Mari and her daughter.

I wanna challenge this holst to a draw!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to turn the heat down, the ignisis in the power plants are struggling to keep up.

>>20744008
>Ignisis in the power plants are struggling to keep up
More like they're struggling to do their job, I'm fucking freezing

I'm so fucking cold. I need a pack of stronk hellhounds, STAT.

>>20744039
They're on their way

>>20744032
Winterstown Trading Co. sells mofu seclusion blankets 50% off, you can play warm girl roulette and see who cuddles up with you in bed

>>20743995
>her face when you try to pull your gun out, but your pants drop instead

>>20744054
Send sukeban hellhounds please. I need some delinquents to warm my bones.

>>20744115
>tfw you draw first but the round bounces off her chest

>>20744054
Top Dog!

>>20744054
Too masculine.

>>20744125
>Ara ara~
>'NANI?!'

>>20744054
I want a hugely buff smug squad that I can make into a hugely buff snug squad on this cold winter night

>>20743797
That’s a great way of describing it. It appeals to the fantasy of being a big strong dad who can protect and love his wife and kids.

>>20743995
Later that night she finds out why anon is called the fastest shot in the west despite never winning a duel.

I want more out of context monster storys
>"Long story short we got a years supply of prisoner fruit wine"

>>20744159
But after that she will give anon firing discipline training.

Lizard
Lizarder
Lizardest

>>20744195
I like this idea, could give me some inspiration for more shitty greentexts
>"Anyway, that's why everyone thought I skinned your mother"

>>20744213
>ywn go shooting with a holst gunslinger, then go "shooting" later on
brb, gonna go stab myself in the eye to see if I can still feel feelings

>>20743819
>Wendi-dad trying to hook up Ms. Whitehorn with one of his hunting buddies as a thank you for being so kind to littlest Wendi-chan

>>20744222
I could use middle Lizard to protect me while I sling my spells mid-combat. And I'd be sure to repay her each night.

>>20744195
What do you mean?

>>20744263
>Choosing the dual wielder to be your defender
Nigga, she's all offense. And before you can say that the enemy can't kill you if they're dead then you haven't dealt with rogue that plays dead

>>20744285
>rogue that plays dead
MerelyPretending.jpg

which mg would you trust to be your chiropractor?

>>20744285
thats why you attack the dead bodies to make sure

>>20744222
Right>STR
Middle>dex
Left>???

>>20744294
Lamia

>>20744294
A multi-armed lamia.

>>20744285
Fine, I'll take all three. I'm sure my hips can bear the cost of repaying them for their protection.

>>20744297
Left has a lot more to learn before she becomes a great warrior!

>>20744294
Wurm

>>20744305
>Wurm pokes your body, asking if it hurts there
>>not realizing her strength, she's practically giving you pressure point massages
>so many people leave after she does a walk around, she believes she has a magic touch

>>20744294
I wonder if you could just get a satyr to jump on your back and pretend like shes stepping on wine grapes

>>20744294
Anubis, although I wonder how effective those big meaty paws would actually be. They'd feel amazing either way though.

>>20744270
its a single line which makes you wonder what what when on

>>20744299
>>20744300
I too require a snake-oil cure

>>20744349
A stern, fit Anubis would set that spine straight!

>>20744294
I'd hit up the manticore acupuncturist next door.

>>20744294
Dark Slime
She could be her own intersegmental traction table and adjust your body holistically.

>>20744353
So something like
>"That was the day I learned why Wonderland only serves tea and not coffee"

>>20744384
spot on

>>20744195
>"That was the most fun I've had since the blood tornado incident."

>>20744424
>"Bottom line, never date a magician, especially not a dark mage one."

>>20744195
Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Cromette is your god, Cromette and she lives in the earth.

>>20744359
That's a nice everything she has

Wen day and nite are cold, alwys rember time when sun is brite and warm

>>20744294
someone who specializes in musculoskeletal stuff

>>20744440
I thought "Weather Wurm" was just a joke.

>>20744440
i like satisfied girl

>>20744297
Left DEX
Right STR
Middle quality

>>20744195
>"Is your surname Pasteur? 'cause right now I'm burning up."

>>20744455
This particular girl actually is just a wurm with a silly hat and antlers. She enjoys the attention and how happy everyone seems to bewitch her being near their village. The weather mostly just sorts itself out.

Friendly reminder that Wendigo daughterus are most definitely for Papa's dick.

>>20744509
This.

>>20744509
and if i never dicked them before and never wanted to for a couple years, what would happen?

>>20744509
Wendigo daughterus are for bodily tossing at travelers lost in the middle of a snowstorm.

>>20743786
i'd be freaking out about the gross sticky mess that's gonna make

>>20744681
Never get a slime wife.

Make sure you use a monster's horns for their intended purposes.

>>20744709
>the difficulty a prudish young monster faces when trying to buy clothing

What's your dream wedding like? Do you plan on having a huge ceremony and reception with hundreds of guests, or something a bit more quiet and private? Do you subscribe to the traditional white dress and black suit theme, or would you go for something else?

>>20744364
is that just a happy ending with marriage?

>>20743995
I just noticed that her pistol looks like a big red drippy schlong.

>>20744691
too late

>>20744730
I'm awkward in situations like that so we'll just bang, okay?

>>20744730
I don't believe in modern marriage culture so it'd be private with maybe two other people there.

>>20744730
I don't personally believe in marriage but there are motions I would still want to go through, if only to show I'm serious about her and that I really care. I'd still want to refer to her as my wife, and having a ring or some other symbol to show off would be nice. I know some couples that designed ring tattoos for one another, that sounds like a nice idea.

I'd rather spend the money on a really amazing honeymoon or working toward our dream home. Throwing a giant party seems like a waste.

>>20744740
That would probably really hurt her feelings if you told her that.

>>20744766
Nah, she's even more direct than I am.

>>20744730
Just a small wedding with our families.

>>20744730
I don't think any church I know would be willing to hold the marriage, but if they did I'd like to keep it small.

>>20744782
Your waifu a demon or something?

>>20744784
Close enough for unfortunate religious implications, further complicated by having a fairly devout mother.

But what if Pharaohs had internet and never left their tombs?

>>20744797
Well it doesn't necessarily have to be in a church. I think a demon or hellhound wedding would be radical though. You could have her in an all-black wedding dress, or one made of that silky fabric that looks like flames.

New wife image! I really love the contrast of the big mighty dragon in a hot pink robe doing mundane morning stuff, it's really cute!

Sorry I haven't been posting many new pics lately, I've been trying to save money, and some of the stuff I get is NSFW private stuff.

Anyways, hope you guys are having a great time, and aren't frozen.

>>20744802
True, I kinda completely forgot about the idea of a monster wedding.
We'd probably see if we could get a reservation at an Eros temple or something. She doesn't seem much like the Hel type.
My family would be welcome to come, but again, it's a big "maybe."

>>20744222
>Insert mafia city joke here

>>20744815

>>20744806
Never seen pajamas like that before.

>>20744825
It's based on this image, it's a really nice night robe.

>>20744812
Yeah, organized religions have kinda warped the ideas of love and marriage. Religious people tend to prioritize tradition and really specific values over the actual relationship. Shit's sad. I genuinely wish there were a major religion in the vein of Eros. Just a system of belief based on open celebration of love and physical affection.

It might be that once they see how serious you are and how much you love each other, they could come around. The wedding would be happening either way.

>>20744829
Frilly!

>>20744730
I probably get drug into the center of the village while the other women do a ritualistic dance and chant as my soon to be wife mounts me and sucks me into her coat. That's how I would like it at least.

>>20744843
That sounds pretty intense. The loud chanting and shrieking and hammering of drums as she consumes you would really be something else. Scary, even.

It seems that people, both mortal beings (humans and elves) and monstergirls of the Demon Lord's Side are heavily JRPG themed and aesthetics. Meanwhile the Order and anyone not on the Monstergirl's side are just plain old average but realistic themed and aesthetics.

All I'm saying is, Monstergirls, the Demon Realm Extremists and anyone pro-monstergirl or allied to Monstergirls and the Demon Lord are bound to be very JRPG looking Motherfuckers.

Sometimes you win the jackpot when you go to the casino, so come down to the undead one, you won't regret it.
Got my nude version back earlier, hope you guys like it.
https://i.imgur.com/v3Z3oC9.png

>>20744834
I can only hope, but I feel like if my family gets invitations they'll show up. We're all pretty close, philosophical disagreements aside.
And it's not like an Eros wedding is going to be something disturbing to them.

>Just a system of belief based on open celebration of love and physical affection.
The thing with that is that most times something like it gets attempted, it disintegrates into some weird "free love" crap (which somehow tends to involve very little love.)
Human nature sucks.

>>20744858
how lewd

>>20744818
>level 5 floof
>level 15 mofu
>level 25 fluff boss

>>20744861
Human nature is malleable but religion poisons everything. Never apply religion to anything or that thing will be utterly ruined.

>>20744858
Also the non-nude version.

>>20744858
That is some fine tiddy.

>Shoggoth gets angry about something
>Whole body begins vibrating

>>20744869
Monsters seem to have it pretty right.

>>20744877
>"Kikimoras have better aesthetics" you tell the Shoggoth

>>20744858
They're all sticky, how can they do their job?

>>20744869
I'd counter that this only applies to certain types of religion. Specifically the ones that require huge numbers of people to drastically change their lives, like Christianity and Islam.

I'm undergoing religious training right now, after many years of being atheist. I like to think that my tribe's spiritual beliefs are pretty fair and allow you to be human. Things like recreational sex are seen as beautiful and natural, so long as they're done safely and respectfully. We've even got monster girls in some of our old stories.

>>20744896
Why would you ever dump all critical thinking skills and accept some tribalistic bullshit as your new worldview? Don't answer that, it will not lead anywhere. Look for happiness where you can find it, it's none of my business.

Do you think chochin obakes get teased by moths?

>>20744902
At least she'll never lack in friends!

>>20744891
But anon, they're sticky because they did their job.

>>20744911
They serve drinks, not fuck people.

>>20744918
You're new around those parts I see.

>>20744920
They should be serving drinks and cleaning tables, not sucking dicks.

>>20744877
>particular mold stain constantly reappears on a wall way too big for her to just absorb
>initially cleans it over and over with a smile and cheery song
>"Sorry moldy,you just gotta go!"
>as it keeps appearing, she gets more and more exasperated and frustrated
>Master has never seen her like this
>eventually her main body and all her appliances gang up around the stain, pointing at it menacingly and shaking with anger
>"Look here you...you...silly billy!"
>stain somehow actually disappears
>Shog instantly smiles, says thank you, and waves goodbye

>>20744918
Are you sure?

>>20744948
Yes.

>>20744951
But they're so sexy though...

>>20744953
They can do it when they're not on the clock.

Paranormal detectives going to haunted locations and meeting Ghosts and creepy Rapist Dolls!

>>20744971
>The doll's head turns to look at him whenever he's not looking directly at the doll.
>Seems to get closer each time.
>Appears in his hotel room later that night, after leaving the mansion.

>>20744979
Adults Play (Formerly Child's Play)

>>20744971
>"If there's any ghost out there give me a sign!"
>"....waaaaiiii"
>"Did you hear that? It's the cry of a tortured soul! Camera 1, follow me!"
>poor Leanan Sidhe camerawoman struggles and flaps her wings as hard as she can to move the gigantic device
>"Restless spirit, what is it you want?"
>"waaaaiiiitttt"
>"It said to wait! There is clearly some sort of paranormal activity around here? What ghastly events may have transpired here, that gave this ghost the-"
>Phantom bursts through a doorframe, hair disheveled and carrying a big stack of papers
>"You two are from TV, right? Sorry, I tried to finish my script as quickly as possible when I heard you come in! There are some typos, but I really think if you give it a chance you'll...oh, well hello there, Mr. Paranormal Detective."
>[Leanan Sidhe pouting intensifies]

Alright, enlighten me as to what Cupid's, Houris, Asparas and Eros or any other Eros aligned girl will do during Valentine's Day? Should I assume Eros goes like this in Valentine's?

>"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! ITS TIME TO SHIFT THINGS INTO, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HYAAA!!!"

>>20744955
Not if the clients keep touching them.

>>20745003
>Sally you're one overworked office workers
>Alice you're on Shy Otaku
>Alexia you're on bitter resentful virgins

>>20744891
Wights are always elegant even if someone just came on their face. She'll be fine.

>>20745007
I think Alice and Alexia are going to have jurisdiction disagreements.

>>20745018
It happens, but generally they work together.

>>20744971
I bet they criticize you for putting too much honey in your tea.

>>20744971
Is a shortstack living doll too silly of an idea?

Programming with Lich

>Be young prince, adopted by a Pharaoh
>Fuck the Pharaoh momster silly almost every night
>Occasionally get kidnapped by the local Apophis
>Fuck the grapesnek momster silly until escape is possible
>Get back to the palace
>The cycle continues

That would be a good life.

>>20745125
>dickthrone the Pharaoh momster by day
>breed the Apophis momster by night
>threesomes on eclipses

>>20745128
Uniting the provinces right there

>>20745115
With nerdy clothing!

>>20745007
Well as stated many times before.

It is good that Monstergirls are not choosy on the type of men they wanna make love to. Even awkward nerdy nerds, cringey Otakus, the bitter but lonely virgins that just needed a gentle girl to take care of them, all of such guys are given love and cared for by Monstergirls.

Basically it gives me heartboners when Monstergirls, especially the higher class ones choose and love the most lowly and or average people in lower classes.

>>20745244
I want a lich with massive muscles.
One that seems to pay them no mind as she works on the computers but still has a pin that say 'ask me about my musculature'.
She made it herself!

>>20745288
>Ah, hello! You don't look evil, far from it!
>The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined.
>What do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?
Brolaire, Paladin of Eros wants to join the party!

>>20745297
Does she know how to cast fist?
On a more serious note, how many corrections has she appended to Starting Strength?

>>20745352
Yes she can and many.
She’s spent decades sculpting her body

>>20745478
Well then, it's high time you ruin those abs with pregnancy.

>>20744730
I like the traditional wedding ceremony (rings, dress, tuxedo, exchanging vows) but I could pass on everything else like the bachelor party, the bar and the dance floor.

>>20745522
Probably.
I mean, she’d still have her thighs, biceps, and other muscles to show off while her abs are ‘in remission’ but I do agree a kid or three is necessary

>>20744730
How do you dance the waltz with species like lamia and eel lovers?

>>20744806
That tentacle deserves a head pat.

>>20744882
>That’s nothing to get upset over, she only takes a form to please you!
>You spend the rest of the day playing character customizer with your Shog

>>20744252
>"A-Are you sure this is ok Mr. Wendi? Just barging in like this at this hour seems rude"
>"Ohoho, of course! He's tough as nails, you can't spook him!"
>Wendi dad and White Horn trudge through knee deep snow up to the doorstep
>Wendi dad's knocks nearly knock the door off its hinges
>Sweating, nervous anon opens the door slowly
>"Hello there anon! Sorry to bug you at this hour - White Horn this is anon, one of my hunting buddies. Well go on, tell us all about your gun collection son!"
>Wendi dad gently elbows White Horn and whispers "you'll love this"
>"Ah, well...I usually go hunting with my grandpa's old 1911 and Henry rifle he passed down, I carry a bottle of deer scent when I hunt to lure them out but it never really works, and ah, I have to tie up my kills with heavy rope and carry them back on a sled when I'm d-"
>White Horn slams the door behind her, biting lip, hands shaking as she unzips her coat
>She's clearly breathing heavy and a small puddle is forming on the wood floor beneath her
>Wendi dad dusts off his hands as muffled screams and moans can be heard on the other side of the door
>His work complete, WD goes home with a big grin on his face
>At the next club meeting, anon comes riding in on his reindeer wife's back
>Gets a hearty pat on the back from WD and a bottle of his strongest moonshine

>>20744877
>Shog is embarrassed or feels bad about something
>She becomes like a flat puddle

>>20744730
I would want to marry my Night Gaunt wife in a private ritual of soul marriage in a church dedicated to Hel while exchanging rings containing magic gems infused with our respective mana. I would also like the blessing of undeath to be cast on both of us so we could spend our eternity with each other as undead.

Seems like she's really enjoying those videogames

>>20745666
C U N N Y

>Tfw your waifu's tongue has a warm and cute smile

>>20745745
Parasite tongue girls should beware.

>>20745763
Parasite tongue girls better stay away from my waifu!

>>20745763
Is, is this really a thing? I know there is that parasite that takes over an organism's tongue, but is somebody getting off on this?

>>20745794
Rule 34, my son.

>>20745794
>>20745798
It was just a series of joke images drawn by Loen based off a fish tongue parasite prompt.

>>20745798
I know it exists, but sometimes I try my hardest to forget about it.
>>20745802
Ah, gotcha.

So would you rather a BEEG Kroxigar Girl, Thicc Neet Slann girl, Average Saurus Girl or Loli Skink girl.

>>20745840
No idea what any of those are, can I have a Pixie as my Persona?

>>20745840
Yes

>>20745852
No, but you can have one as your Stand.

>>20745852
lizard girls of slight variation.

>>20745840
Kroxi

>>20745859
But can you have sex with a Stand? Can a Stand use wind attacks and healing skills?

>>20744802
I like to imagine demons being suckers for proper traditional church weddings for some reason. Maybe because it is exotic to them

>>20744858
Isn't one of her leggings messed up?

>>20745840
Gonna return the slab (of gold) and get the girls

>>20744858
I like casinos. What monstergirls would run a "Sin City" casino town?

>>20745971
Apophis, otohime, dormouse

>>20745840
Ancient battle-scarred Saurus woman for me thank you

>>20745892
That would be cute if a super-powerful, really scary demon with blood-red eyes and a sadistic streak was into that. She wants to wear a frilly white dress and get married at a big shiny altar with a choir and hundreds of guests. Then they dance all night and go home to their pink house with a white picket fence for some procreating missionary sex under the covers. I could also see a demon fetishizing that, like some sort of hardcore roleplay.

>>20745992
I bet she even kidnapped and forced an Order priest to be there too. Him leading the ceremony while being scared shitless

>>20745975
How do I get raped by a dormouse

>>20745975
>dormouse
Underage dealers who fall asleep at the tables, what could possibly go wrong?

>>20746014
When you won't notice. Like when you are sleeping

>>20746007
>all the monsters are disguised as humans to roleplay and match the theme
>he's terrified at first but as it goes on it just feels like a totally normal, nice wedding
>he ends up having a lot of fun and genuinely wishing the best for the newlyweds
>one of the succubi at the reception starts to hit it off with him
>he's too busy dancing with her to have a crisis of faith
>he doesn't even realize what he's done until he wakes up next to her

Do gyaru monsters like nerds as much as my doujins say?

>>20746049
They prefer their usual folk but nerds are fun to bully.

>>20746049
Definitely

>>20746049
Highly sought after for bullying purposes, especially by Momonika followers

>>20746076
Is there an onee-sabbath gyaru division?

>>20746049
which gyaru mg do you want to bully you?

>>20745871
>>20745989
Top Tier tastes.

>>20746049
MGEland is innovating fetish attire at a fast rate if they have one-piece swimsuits and gyaru-wear. Based Demon Realm fashionistas.
Not that anyone here knows what a gyaru is anyways.

>>20746102
Cheshire, Holst, Pharaoh, Kej, Shortstack Nacho, demon, gremlin.

>>20746110
I want my Saurus wife to just pick me up without saying a word and carry me to the bedroom when she comes home from battle

>>20746111
What is a gyaru then

I want a gyaru succubus to constantly tease me at school until one day I finally snap, shove her on the ground and pound her from behind until there's a puddle of semen dripping out of her and she's reached Nirvana through Heart Pupils.

>>20746152
Is that a Nagatoro succ?

>>20746127
I imagine they would be the strong silent type. Quiet discipline that only breaks when vigorously pounding her pussy.

>>20746158
They would also like to cuddle in silence

>>20746076
You'll likely find Manticores in Momonika Sabbath too.

>Hey onii-chan, how's my venom feel?

>>20746227
i hate the concept of momonika sabbath but a lone gyaru loli manticore bullying my penis with a fat tail gets me going.

>>20746274
They invented magic mirrors that act like a smartphone so they can stream themselves getting railed by their onii-chans to their friends. Or save it as video to watch later.

I don't smoke myself, but anime has corrupted me to desire after a mature, strong, scary females who smoke cigars. I doubt monstergirls would smoke traditional tobacco products, but I like to image standing next to my waifu and offering her lighter on demand as she does her business.

>>20746337
>but I like to image standing next to my waifu and offering her lighter on demand as she does her business.
Why boner. Mafia monster girls are scary!

>>20746337
>I doubt monstergirls would smoke traditional tabacco products
Sometimes, Anon, you just can't beat the classics

>>20745003
It's the annual virgin hunt.

>>20746337
I find pipes to be very classy even though tobacco is nasty.

>>20746337
>Smoke cigars
Motherfucker you don't "smoke" a cigar like you're some cheap whore on Backpage. You savor the flavor and puff the cigar like you would tobacco in the pipe.

>>20746136
A miserable pile of lies

>>20746397
Sounds scary. I mean imagine the horror of jerking off to the latest order sanctioned gravure mag only for a yandere houri to smack it away and start furiously fucking you. The horror.

>>20746445
>order sanctioned gravure mag
Sounds terrible.

>>20746428
i smoke a cigar once or twice a month while hangin with my friend but i prefer aromatics even though the tobacconist tried to tell me i should move to things i don't like the taste of.

>>20746462
Those ankles are hot, I tell you hwat

I bully a dragon for having small wings

>>20746495
>Order squire is convinced he's an irredeemable pervert because he constantly looks at the lewd ankles in Order magazines

>>20746462
Thats why it’s so easy for Eros angels who are on the hunt every valentines.

>>20746445
>>20746503
i want a yandere houri to squirt on my pelvis and give me a handjob with a crazed look on her face

>>20746428
All very convoluted for huffing a burning plant, but that’s just me.

>>20746604
cigars are pretty intense and you shouldn't just smoke them casually

>>20746547
Yeah that sounds nice plus you get the added benefit of of her not being as powerful as yan Cupid’s or apsaras

>>20746337
Imagine a hellhound in a business setting that lights her cigar with her eye flames as she commands you to go down on her.

>"You want that promotion? Ufufufu...."
>Lights cigar with her eye flame
>Hakes a puff the cigar and spreads her legs
>Revealing she's not wearing any panties
>"...Well..."
>She exhales
>"You know what you gotta do."
>"Get to work my boy."

>>20746630
Being promoted from working the mailroom to the boses husband sounds like a nice experience. Especially if I get to eat her out as she is trying to hold meetings with clients or other staff.

>>20746649
>You go a little extra hard eating her out and fingering her during her meeting
>She lets out a small yelp as you quickly shove your fingers into her cunt
>She leg-locks you with her strong legs making you unable to move in attempt to get you to calm down for a minute while she finishes up the meeting
>In the back of your mind you can't help but think how she's gonna punish you later for your actions

>>20746664
>Important meeting for the company
>Every single monster boss is getting eaten out
>Except one lone Anubis who just wants to show her sales figures

>>20746684
>magitech department boss attends via magimirror, showing her flustered as she is railed from behind
>Magic research boss send a ghostly avatar of herself while multitasking with floating tomes and grinding on her dickthrone

>>20746499
Watch out, loli dragons can be dangerous!

>>20746725
>Loli
>Dangerous
Those two words do not go together

>ywn be a Hellhound's little spoon
It hurts

>>20746725
Super cute!

>>20746725
Those thighs are delicious.

>>20746725
Cute tummy.

>>20746736
You fool!

>>20746725
I want to lick that Dragon's tummy

>>20744222
Hai Yai

>>20746630
>>20746664
>>20746684
>>20746720
I bet Anuboss is gunna require extra hubby time when she gets home.

>>20746811
She'd probably spend her breaks planning and scheduling out what to do once she got home.

>>20746841
And then her husband insists she put her feet up on the couch and to let him pamper her.

>>20746906
No amount of feet and belly rubs would be able to keep anuboss from breaking her husbands pelvis after undergoing such sexual frustration.

>>20746937
She'll break it with her huge ass.

Anuboss is making you go out drinking with her, she gets really hammered and starts talking about how cute you, and how much of a hard worker you are. You pick up your Anuboss and leave the bar just then she whispers into your ear "My place or yours?"

>>20746969
Drinking alcohol from between your Anubis boss' thighs as she pours it down her naked body!

>>20746227
>>20746274
>You must be a real pervert, Onii-chan~
>I could feel your eyes boring holes into me from street
>You know, in some places you'd go to jail for this, Onii-san. After all, I can put on quite the show~
>When her tail pussy feels so good you're jackhammering it while holding in place, jerking yourself off
>When she's livestreaming it to a live sabbath audience

>>20746969
Chew her out for her inappropriate behavior with her subordinate.

>>20745666
i want to rape a gazer so hard

>>20746014
more some monsters, it's impossible to rape a man because they're lolis. you're gonna have to approach her yourself and let your dick do all the talking, onii-chan

>>20746152
that's what she wants, anon, to bend you until you break. the succ will enrapture you in smug femdom rape the moment your noodle is loose for her yummy broth if ya catch my drift

>>20746736
i agree, lolis are the safest kind of monster girls around! what harm could they possibly do to such a big strong smart handsome man?

>>20747118
Where does this lolis can't rape a man newfag shit keep coming from? Some of the strongest breeds both psychically and magically, like the Baphomet, are lolis. Then there are Redcaps with demon silver weapons that go through armor and make you bleed out spirit energy until you can't move. Not to mention any breed can have any body type.

>>20747048
my pee pee is really okay about this.

>>20747153
baphomet would totally let her husband dominate her cuz that shit really butters her biscuits

>>20747167
Some would and some wouldn't. They are a group of individuals and can have different tastes but saying this one individual could like maledom means this entire breed, not to mention all lolis, are incapable of femdom or raping a man is dumb.

>>20747153
do you wonder if red caps are terrible at fighting. it would be easy to counter them and then rape the red cap.

>>20747206
Who knows, maybe she likes losing

Guys, can any of you explain to me what's up with that hat? Is it like a headcrab from half life or what?

>>20747239
Would pet that hat

>>20747242
But what is it? I've seen it on monster girl threads

>>20747128
I don’t think I do.

>Hey buddy! My eyes are down here!

>>20747288
I'm gonna steal that hat.

>>20746969
I'd drop her off at her place, and then immediately go home.

>>20747300
Same here. Never initiate on someone who writes your paycheck.

>>20747297
>She blows her Sabbath Whistle.
>Find yourself surrounded by angry-looking loli Monsters.
>Introduce themselves as The Sabbath.

Whatever you do, don't ask "What's The Sabbath?" Or they'll break out into an introductory song, which involves verses like "Don't worry! Just stick your dick in a loli"

>>20746969
>Go to her place.
>a few hours later.
>You're wearing nothing but a linen loincloth like the laborers of Ancient Egypt used to wear.
>While she's wearing a resplendent outfit with gold and jewelry and orders you to make a pyramid with pillows and other lewd things.

>Nap
>Had dream
>Something about having a college/university/some other higher education teacher I sit directly in front of being friendly and familiar, almost too much
>At times even rests her legs over the table with those fuck-me heels reaching far enough to almost touch me since our desks are basically together anyway
>Would probably be a hakutaku, but no reason why it can't be something like a demon, they'd be able to pull off the aesthetic almost criminally well on top of having the authority of a teacher over a student
>Dream ends with her remarking something about both of us being lucky that this is as far as it goes in the """relationship""" because in reality teacher-student relationships aren't as fun as porn makes it out to be
>Realize this can already be the intro to a smut piece, where the mc would want to take it further with the idea that this is the last year she's gonna be teaching him, so if he passes then what's the problem in fucking a couple of times, or a lot of times
>If it's a demon, could even make a contract that the MC first needs to pass before laying a finger on her
>Obviously eventually passes the year, then smut segment about going on a date with the deem wearing on of those almost form-fitting side-slit dresses, then taken home and fucked vigorously
>Then the story ends with the mc starting his next year, only to come across the same deem teacher, both surprised because the deem was suddenly told she was gonna teach that year as well from now on
>They both sneak a fig sign to each other because they're still gonna fuck regardless
Were I not busy I'd probably write it, in all honestly.

>>20747325
Does she use a demon silver whip?

>>20747239
>>20747242
>>20747253
The hat is love. The hat is life. Make us whole again.

How off profile is the waifu anon? How far off profile can one go before she becomes deviantart tier?

>>20747315
>Whatever you do, don't ask "What's The Sabbath?" Or they'll break out into an introductory song, which involves verses like "Don't worry! Just stick your dick in a loli"
I kind of what to hear that song now.

>>20747325
Is making a pyramid of pillows lewd?

>>20747339
Somewhat off profile.

>>20747334
Yes, and she makes sure you worship every part of her body, but especially her footpaws.

>>20747343
It is when she mounts you on top of it.

>>20747349
I am in

>>20747337
>Steal a Lilim's hat
>The hat steals you instead

>>20747339
My waifu is off profile because she is a loli version of an adult breed with a different haircut from the profile. I would say the human parts can vary as much as you want unless it goes against the something specific from the profile like the Lilim or the Shirohebi and white hair. Although magic could probably be used to change the color at least temporarly. Body type can also be changed with magic. Monster parts can vary in color or size but to me unless she is temporarily hiding them with the spell of Anthropomorphosis they should be present like in the profile with minor variations allowed like changes in size, shape, or color.

>>20747372
>Oho? Look what the hat dragged in.

>>20747355
How are you supposed to lie down on top of a pillow pyramid?

>>20747339
She's relatively on-profile, but has her own sense of fashion.

>>20747384
What the fuck is in those pillows? Anon what is wrong with you? Don't you know girls like soft stuff?

>>20747384
I am so sorry for your misfortune. I don't know how i would act if i had to sleep on rock pillows.

>>20747394
>>20747396
It’s a hard life.

>>20747381
>Lilim or the Shirohebi and white hair.
Does hair dye not work on monsters? Or did you forget that it existed?

Although, I do like white hair and think it's apart of their charm, but maybe some anons don't.

>>20747409
Probably helps to develop a stiff upper lip.

>>20747383
Poor Anon

>>20747339
She's this >>20746725

>>20747416
>Although magic could probably be used to change the color at least temporary.
I said you could probably change it but who knows if it would work for how long at least in the Lilims case where white hair is an expression of their power.
>It’s a distinguishing trait that can be seen in the Demon Lord and her daughters, the lilim. It’s regarded as an expression that they possess lots of the Demon Lord’s demonic energy, and are closer to her than even among her own kin, the inma.

>>20747309
I prefer the tactic of just never initiating on anyone.

>>20747447
Nah, the key is to half heartedly initiate with girls your barely interested in until a Cupid shoves an arrow down your throat to make you stop and settle down.

>>20747339
Imagine a monstergirl writing a "humans" profile. How off profile would a randomly selected individual be?

>>20747461
I don't know, anon. Even half-heartedly seems like it would take more confidence than I have available.

>>20747470
Wow that is a really decent point anon. I guess im just looking to use everyone elses off profile designs to justify my waifus design in my head.

>>20747476
You don't need confidence when a big brutish monster girl just decides to live with you without your consent!

>>20747487
The human parts can fall within normal human variation but they should still be recognizable as a members of that breed with whatever monster parts distinguish her as that species.

>>20747339
About the same.

>>20747492
Damn, I was hoping for one of those cute but deceptively "dangerous" monstergirls instead.

>>20747470
Stupid

>>20747494
To me, the easiest example is a kikimora. They have dog-girl heads, bird feet shaped like high heels, and feathers on their wrists and bushy tail. Within that range, anything is valid. Maybe her ears are more pointy like the concept version, maybe she has bright plumage instead of gray, maybe she's a secretary or nurse or some other assistant/service position instead of a literal maid, etc. As long as the identifiable aspects are there so the species is recognizable, every other aspect can be stretched and varried.

>>20747494
The only real changes are the fact she isnt a loli but a 10ft CC with a bit of a personality change from the profile. That and pleasure runes.

>>20747337
>>20747372
>>20747418
But still, what is this hat?

>>20747572
There are things Man is not meant to know

>>20747572
Maybe it's pet like a snake is to a Pharaoh, maybe it's a completely autonomous and sentient creature that just likes the smell of her shampoo, maybe it's a part of her that she can control like a tail or hand, but who really care? All you need to know is, it's a hat and good looking one at that.

>>20747572
Cutie Kunoichi or Cool Kunoichi?

>>20747587
That hat is going to get fat.

>>20747613
One of each please.
Cutie Kunoichi being a plump snugglebutt with flashy moves that show off her body and most of her attacks being accidental facesitting etc
Cool Kunoichi being a lithe, traditional ninja with all the trappings of a chunk fantasy, only she’s the real deal with an actual sharingan and blood pacts and stuff.

>>20747613
Cool kunoichi that ends up being a total cutie when she thinks you aren't looking

>>20747627
Chuuni fantasy. Damn autocorrect.

>>20747623
Don't fatshame the hat

>>20747339
Pretty off-profile. A regional variant with a different name. Appearance wise she's just a palette swap but I've written out my gay ocdonotsteal headcanon as though it were an MGE species entry.

>>20747629
>Nervoously present her with a wooden knife
>explain that you whittled it yourself and even put both of your initials in it
>she simply picks it up and nods, and you awkwardly shuffle away
>when you’re out of sight, she leaps and bounds around the room clutching the knife to her chest, ears wiggling and tail curling into a heart shape as she silently squeals, heart all aflutter

>>20747648
Who can resist such a cool beauty bodyguard that's also such an adorable wife?

>>20747339
My not-harem is varying degrees of off profile but I'd like to think most of them are fairly recognisable as the races they're supposed to be.

>>20747634
I'm gonna kink shame the hat.

>>20747634
The hat deserves to be shamed.

>head priestess at the local shrine refuses to believe a handsome you man like you would rather be with her instead of some slim one-tail fox, even though she is an absolute bombshell
How do you convince her?