/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wild West MG when?

Drunk and cute Tsuraras

>>20734707
Left is better.

Quick color edit, I like her much better this way.

>>20734709
What about them?

>Pharaoh momsters using their god voice

One of the more scarier momsters

The ideal harem size is 4 and you cant convince me otherwise,all the popular media features team of 5 people,anon and his four waifus

>>20734718
They need tender loving care, not a bottle of liquor! It's not too late to help them turn their lives around!

>>20734727
The ideal harem size is 1, anon.

>>20734725
Apophis momster is scarier.

>>20734740
Not really, they'd just spoil you a lot. Apophis aunt on the other hand....

>>20734736
>1
>harem

>>20734736
Not all of us are fortunate enough to marry a Queen Slime.

>>20734736
The ideal size is 2

>>20734748
He isn't wrong.

>>20734762
Yes he is.

>>20734748
What if it's one girl cloning herself?

>>20734774
Dumb lim.

>>20734769
But anon, even monster girls agree that monogamy is better!

>>20734779
Slander.

Who is handsomest Monstergirl, Satyros I think

>>20734811
It’s clearly Mad Hatter. I bet a lot of stray uninformed men wandering into Wonderland figure she’s a dyke, having tea with a bunch of other girls and dressed like that.

>>20734727
Tenshi says hi.

>>20734725
Mess up her titles and she'll force you to do all the chores for days.

>>20734823
I wanna mess up her titties instead

>>20734819
But look at her body!

>>20734782
In your dreams.

>>20734715
That's pretty nice looking. Gives it a dark contrast in color compared to the other two mushes

>>20734704
>>20734715
Matango has evolved into Macarena?

>>20734833
It's true, only degenerates enjoy sharing.

Yeah the new girl is nice and all, but is she a psychedelic?

>>20734832
10/10!
My dear voluptuous wife!

>>20734851
Only one way to find out. Lick, lick, lick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZlQ1WSn5U

>>20734851
Her spores makes you feel light and happy. But it also makes you erect instantly like getting stung by a Manticore.

>>20734868
Soft and nice.

>>20734851
>>20734877
How soon we forget.

How do you like your horns?

>>20734890
Those fuckers are dangerous!

>>20734935
>I believe I can fly!
>Ahaha, I'm kidding! I know I can't fly!
>I can glide though...

>>20734920
Horns are just large, elaborate and natural handlebars for irrumatio!

>>20734740
Having both an Apophis momster and an ungraped Pharaoh momster would be really scary

>>20734823
Title remembering is for servants, not her precious sonu!

>>20734959
He gets his own titles.

>>20734888
Built for sitting on my face!!!

>>20734959
She's not my real mom anyway...

>>20734980

>>20734974
I guess Monster Girls would read the kinds of books Mr. Garrison wrote.

>>20734974
Shoulder succ is lewd

>>20735007

Reminder that the big titty region of Zipangu is the best!

>>20735017
Shoulder fairy is wholesome.
I bet shoulder fairy only kisses anons finger!

>>20734969
>The titles are completely penned by his Pharaoh momster and they are more embarrassing if anything

>>20735025
You don't say.

>>20735028
>Prince Anon of Sunlight
>Heir to the throne
>Master of Nintendo
>Cutest of boys
>Biggest shotacoc-
>”MOOOOM!!!!”

>>20735028
Would it help him get a wife?
>>20735036
I do say, it's a little known fact.

>>20735047
>shotacoc

>>20735050
>Would it help him get a wife?
Maybe, but she would have to share with his Pharaoh momster

>>20735050
>>20735036
I wanna be a foreign mercenary in the titty empire

Gonna get lots of suitors/challengers
The blue eyes and blonde hair shall help

Reminder that indoor pools are heated.

>>20735047
>>20735059
It must be large enough for everyone in the crowds of adoring subjects to see!

>>20735134

>>20735134
>>20735179
While looking to get your VCR repaired you stumbled on to a heated pool with some kind of elderly squid in it. She looks like she might be old enough to know what a VCR is. Do you ask for her help?

>>20735188
What's the worst that could happen?

>>20735197
She could lose some small screws that haven't been made since the 90's and you'd have to go to Junktown bazaars to find replacements.

Deer pussy.

>>20735188
what's with all the kids fetishizing VCRs and cassette tapes these days? My nephew took a shitload of my old VHS tapes and an old VCR before xmas to watch.

Is magnetic media the new vinyl?

>>20735179
I want to be the travel partner of a adventuring of a Salamander. Where we both agree on a platonic relationship.
It doesn't last to long all things considered.

picture not conclusive, it could be a pair of dangly deer testicles back there for all i know

>>20735219
Yes.

>>20735219
I never grew out of them.

>>20735263
Does she like Eurobeat?

>>20735293
Yes.

>>20735294
I won't laugh. I will not. I will embrace this spontaneous eroticism.

Quick Question: I've been getting back into MGE and this is the first time I've been around for a new MG release. How long does it take for an official translation to come out?

>>20735320
1-3 days, depends on how busy is translator

>>20735188
Someone better fix the darn thing, I need to watch my Nightcourt tapes!

>>20735356
Hipster Oni detected, on the hunt for some Human-made craft beers.

>>20734704
>file deleted

>>20735341
>Nightcourt

i'm depressed when old tv shows are mentioned and the intro theme gets stuck in my head

>>20735305
Does she like MY CAR? MY CAR?

>In the name of Poseidon, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

>>20735320
Half a week at most. Deal with the unofficial one in the meantime.

https://pastebin.com/Ce4e7p2y

>>20735442
Imagine a platoon of Order troops fleeing an unstoppable horde of myconids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

I want an Ochi to call me "Waga Aruji"

>>20735456
>tfw all your heavy weaponry only results in a boing sound and a cloud of horny spores.
It's still better than the other one, at least.

>>20735482
Aren't you forgetting something?

>>20735495
She makes boing sounds another way.

How much does your waifu weigh?

>>20735514
Classified.

>>20735219

I don't know about kids, but I occasionally picked up older tech from Goodwill. I think there's something satisfying about the analog controls they tend to have and being able to insert VHS/Beta tapes into them and shit.

Now I want to care for an older model of Automaton MG who thinks she's outdated.

>>20735498
Verily!

>>20735495
At the next tea party, I hope I don't get seated next to that Cheshire who pulled down my pants in front of the Red Queen.

>>20735517
Oh really?

>>20735536
For my eyes only.

She's very tall so you can guess.

>>20735514
I actually have no idea. She's probably about 50 gallons, so 417 lbs? Seems heavy. Slime is probably a lighter material than water.

>>20735517
With honkers like those she must be packing on an extra 10 pounds
>>20735514
Very much

>>20735327
>>20735442
Thanks! I was going to originally wait for the official, but whatever.

>>20735363
Myconid is too risque to be the first image it seems.

>>20735547
>417 lbs
FAT.

>>20735550
Oh they're even bigger in person.

>>20735514
On the lighter side, she needs to be slim to be airborne.

>>20735562
>covering her face
>tendril hiding behind knee
I can see right through her sexy illusion. She's embarrassed and a total virgin.

>>20735581
Virgin dark slimes are actually the most dangerous of all.

>>20735514
Both are heavy for differing reasons

>>20735551
>>20735442
wtf I love mushrooms now
She's pretty fucking cute, suprised at how waifu-tier she is. It's also nice to have a shroom loli aside from m*Tango. I really hope the official is close to this.

>>20735591
What a stylish Dark Slime. Sexy dark insignia, feminine bow, and a cute hat.

>>20735547
I'd imagine slime would be a heavier liquid than water, not to mention much more viscous, perhaps she would be more like a molasses or honey that doesn't dissolve in water. So she'd probably be more about 600 lbs.

>>20735604

>>20735514
As a adult with a loli body I imagine her to be small, thin, washboard flat, and looking around 10 if she was human. So maybe around 75 to maybe 80 lbs with her monstrous parts.

>>20735551
>>20735604
I mean, this was done by a legit translator, only thing that makes it unofficial is that it's not from a guy who's pretty familiar with KC's terminology, like Brolen. That, and because it's not hosted by MGR, basically.

If they get near you just hit them with the shampoo

>>20735614
>600 lbs

>>20735626
Don’t be mean to Cancers, they’re cute girls

>>20735614
That was my initial thought as well, but I'd like to be able to carry my wife sometime. I'm willing to believe that Slime could be both viscous and light, by the power of Mamano.

>>20735550

Here's myconid! (hopefully the image won't get deleted, will post a link just in case). She's honestly very likable as far as the profile goes, and adds another low tier monster to the setting (they can't all be powerhouse elites).

That the myconid developed from matango ancestors also means something else good came from the matango. Maybe one day the matango will fully cease to be matango, all of them becoming myconids or mad hatters, their remaining spores becoming the largely harmless pseudo matango mushrooms.

That is, while matango certainly aren't as bad as some claim, especially since you can turn them into mad hatters (who are quite loved), but there is no getting around how in their base state they aren't even able to walk on their own. Even dryads have the whole "can teleport to other dryad trees" ability for some mobility of their own.

https://imgur.com/a/mVpRi4n

I need an adult...

>>20735630
>Dragon
>Less than half a ton
At least most of that weight goes to her breasts and thighs

>>20735634
You could probably still carry her, all'd she have to do is hollow out her human shaped half, leaving only air in there while keeping her shape, making her much more manageable. Or she could use her slime to help support herself taking much of the strain off of you

>>20735668
Rush-shrooms

>>20735669
Don't worry, everyone's an adult here, even the lolis

>>20735617
I can relate

>>20735672
That's true I suppose, and I guess there's nothing to stop a Dark Slime from just using a spell to make herself lighter.
Well damn I guess my waifus a heavy gal.

>>20735668
the unbreakable bungie shroom.

>>20735668
That last part made them sound like comfy jubujubs with a permanent :< face.
Their squishiness is great too, move over mindflayers.

>>20735668
So one would guess her feet are drawn like that because she's in the process of getting tripped or falling over. Interesting.

>>20735668

I want to throw one off a cliff, and watch her bounce.

Then freak out when she catches up to me

>>20735668
>Child Anon makes friends with a Myconid
>Uses her as a trampoline
little does he know that he's going to be the one getting bounced on later in life

>>20735305
That bitch has got crabs!

>>20735717
Or swaying side to side, going from one foot to the other. It's said their feet never stop moving so it can be assumed that's true even when they're staying in one spot.

>>20735668
>in their base state they aren't even able to walk on their own
Then can be picked up and carried though.

>>20735669
The look of a Vampire wife in unfathomable love with her incubus husband

>>20735668
Absolute cuties.

>>20735742
so they can't walk on their own

>>20735668
Adorable

You may only choose one.

>>20734920
>A entire race of literal cowgirls
>a human has the biggest tits
My fucking sides

>>20735668
So it's just worded a but clearer, new waifu!
Would sqeeze/10
Would frolic with/10
Would huff/10
Would not pull out of/10

>>20735799
Caw caw motherfucker

>>20735799
Always Gnome.

>>20735815

>>20735835
>tfw I remember when crow anon sperg'd out over people lewding his crow

>>20735823

>>20735855
>pic
Know the difference, it could save your life!

>>20735668
>Dress her as Luffy because of her bounciness
>Use her as a Reflex bag
Man I cant wait for her content

>Having her following you to the work, store, bathroom and bed 24/7
>Literally capable of you telling you "Lets have sex so just punch me already"
>Might even start hitting herself to release the spores

>>20735801
>human
That's a dark mage.

>>20735855
The artist?

>>20735898
wiki says human

>>20735908
That's because she is one. Anon likes to imagine her as a dark mage because she uses magic though.

>>20735903
Yes.

>>20735877
>Call Crow Tengu a Black Harpy and she starts a shit storm over not being anything like that slut. And stresses that she is not a stuck up bitch, she only went on break when there was a line of 50 people at the DMV
>Call a Black Harpy a Crow Tengu and she starts a shit storm over not being anything like that stuck up bitch. And she stresses that she is not a slut, she only help hands with her father once

>>20735898
A demonologist/summoner to be more specific but human, also, KC doing Granblue fanart when?

>>20735908
>>20735932
>not getting the joke

>>20735898
Look at those heavers

>>20735937
There is no joke.

>>20735937
it was a bad joke

>>20735514
Heavy

>>20735954

>>20735898
>tfw no dark mage onee-chan with huge tits.

>>20734953
>Apophis and Pharaoh sisters, born from an Echidna, decide to adopt a human boy together
Wholesome

Reminder not to follow Gyaru monsters into unmarked white vans. Even if they promise you figmas and video games.

>>20736050
>Gyaru
Only if they're Sabbath.

How fancy should fairies get?

>>20736158
This seems about right.

>>20735668

>>20735740
That makes more sense, guess she couldn't hold a pose for the Wandering Scholar when he was drawing her.

>>20736158
[Spoiler]Its a shame that She's the only PC to kick the bucket, and what happens to the dragons [/spoiler]
Vulcans be nice though.

>>20736206
Between that and her expression, it looks like we have another MG that canonically has autism.

>>20736206
>”Hm, hm, hm, hm, are you almost done mister?”
>”A-almost, just about!”
“Hm, hm, hm, gotta get back to husband, hm, hm...”
>”I’ve finished!”
>”Well done scholar! You look great ma’am!”
>”Hm, hm, thanks mister and miss fairy lady, I’m gonna go now”
>”F-farewell!”
>”Uwaa~ imagine spending all day with your lover inside you~ I wonder what that’s like, don’t you?”
>”L-lets keep moving on, Sidhe, there’s more species to research!”

>>20736241
Cute!

>>20736068
Those little baphomet icon / doll things are neat.

>>20734707
>that Familiar from this imageset
How disappointing, and why are the file sizes so large considering the quality of the artwork?

>>20736222
>hard to predict
>gloomy facial expression
>possibly autistic
>their colour scheme
It all makes sense now.

Do dragon zombies give birth to more dragon zombies or regular dragons?

>>20736317
undeads give birth to more undeads

Another reason that makes me Monstergirls so good and lovable?

They are okay with men crying. Is it safe to say that Monstergirls do not mind and or are okay with men crying? Normal human society often scoffs and life at the idea that men never cry and boys should learn never to cry because it's a sign of weakness. But Monstergirls on the other hand would never think that way about the men they'd like, want and love. Especially for their husband's, and mosst especially powerful or upper high class society Monstergirls who love and married normal average joe guys are okay with them crying bawling.

I'd even say some Monstergirls do or might enjoy men crying because it gives them a reason to love, heal and comfort then, right?

>>20736317
Undead give birth to the same type of undead as themselves (with perhaps "evolved" undead like wights being an exception).

>>20736336

>>20736317
Woe to the boy who moves in next door to the Dragon Zombie lady and her husband.
The noises at night will be one thing, the new childhood friend will be a whole different story.

>>20736317
As far as I'm aware the only special "this breed doesn't give birth to their own kind" rules he has given, besides the Echidna, is the Lilim (and I assume an alp would give birth to a normal succubus). It's unknown whether Wights, Dragon Zombies, or Bircorns give birth to their base forms or their own breed.

Reminder that MGs with manes that aren't manticore are great and that lion MGs with manes are the S tier best.

>>20736367
Those hips and thighs could crush a golden throne

>>20736339
>with perhaps "evolved" undead like wights being an exception
That doesn't make a whole lot of sense, considering people can be raised from the dead straight into wights with no evolution necessary.

>>20736365
Well also humpty eggs (they lay eggs that usually hatch into jub jubs), but we don't talk about humpty eggs.

>>20736381
I imagine it could be like the Lilim and she needs a hero level husband to give birth to something that powerful but it could go either way.

>>20736365
>As far as I'm aware the only special "this breed doesn't give birth to their own kind" rules he has given, besides the Echidna, is the Lilim
ACKCHYUALLY, KC sez that if a lilim marries a strong-enough man, their daughter will be a second-generation lilim.

>>20736381
Hence why I noted "perhaps." People raised straight into wight status are those who were already incredible people in life, namely powerful heroes or royalty.

It could be that a wight's daughter can be a regular zombie, just with the capacity to become a wight much faster.

>>20736393
Whores

Poor Chief Goddess...

Being beaten and outsmarted by the Demon Lord Lilith, the most powerful hero of the Order who is a borderline demigod defected, switched sides to join Lilith because he and Lilith fell in love and joined forces. Got beaten and had her ass kicked so hard she's still critically injured to this very day and has to eat through straw as if she were a mortal being. The Order keeps getting beat, keeps losing it's people to Monstergirls, more and more people are liking Monstergirls, Lescatie taken over by Monstergirls, Order can never get it's shit straight to unite against monsters and even if they did, they will lose. Even the other God's such as Poseidon and the God of Death has joined the side of the Demon Lord. Poor Chief Goddess can never catch a break.

Pic related is Chief Goddess's face when she got beaten by Lilith and the Traitor Hero and also her face when she is game over.

Also is it highly likely that the Chief Goddess as of right now is nothing more but a NEET wrapped in a burrito blanket still healing from her injuries as she mutters and talks to herself how it's not fair the Demon Lord beat her. And also how the Demon Lord has a boyfriend while Chief Goddess doesn't have one? Meanwhile all the angel and Arch angel secretaries are doing all the Chief Goddess's work.

Are Myconid for curvy blown up versions or are the only for smol qt hugfug

>>20736405
>>>/tg/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>20736393
The topic as about the Dragon Zombie not the Lilim itself. My point was that they were one of the few breeds he has actually talked about on that subject. Whether or not there was an exception to the exception wasn't important.

>>20736414
It’s literally copy and pasted spam.

>>20736410
I’m one of the biggest Beeg lovers in the world but Myconids just seem built for smol. At most a shortstack.

>>20736367
Those hips are insane, great for holding I would imagine.

>>20735668
Better watch out, Barometz now has a friend as bouncy as they are.

>>20736405
>Pic related is Chief Goddess's face when she got beaten by Lilith and the Traitor Hero and also her face when she is game over.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/64108677/#64110976
>Pic related is basically the Chief God when she was beaten by the Demon Lord and her Husband when she attempted to eliminate them both personally.
Slightly rewording things doesn't hide the fact you mashed together copy and pasted posts you retard.

>>20736443
Is there any reason why /tg/ monstergirl threads are archived on Desuarchive but not Warosu's /tg/ archive?

>>20736439
Barometz, Myconid and Tritonia, the bounce brigade

>>20735514
I can't tell because whenever she floats over them whenever she gets near one.

>>20736127

Nobody can beat the PAT.

Not the PAT.

>>20736241
Extremely cute mushroom. And aw, poor Sidhe. She'll get him eventually!

>>20736439
I hadn't considered the hazards of a barometz harem.

>>20736487
Give me a goldshi centaur.

>>20736514
>the girls are just humans with horse ears and tails attached
What a wasted opportunity.

>>20736347
Flan needs to behave like a proper lady!

>>20736537
Flan and oneesan need to be impregnated.

>>20736537

>>20736509

How do you take care of your disabled monster waifu, guys?

>>20735668
>it keeps getting delete

>>20736583
Scary fox.

>>20735219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYULTeYxSvE

It's because the 80s aesthetic was the last kino decade we had. Yes, it was goofy at times, but it's better than the shit like Lady Gaga and her meat dress.

>>20736605
>meat dress

>>20735954
I want more troll, i need more troll in my life

>>20736583
Well at least they didn't ban me.

Here is the myconid: https://imgur.com/a/zwrnWsy

>>20736615
Down, Wendi-chan!

>>20736583
Why? I don't get why the blood and life of this thread would get deleted

>>20736633
Myconids are just too lewd.

>>20736633
Transparent clothes tend to be risque.

>>20736633
Advertisers hate lewd, please understand.

>Salamander wants to do sports
Would a good way to channel her competetive spirit into not puching you in the face

>>20736627

>>20736626
So myconids are "what if Kokoro was a monster girl"

>>20736649
Football or Rugby, so she can tackle you instead forcing you to hug her

>>20736649
Wrestling

>>20736654
Such mysterious girls

>>20736654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HIIZ5j3dY

Just got some lich butt art from Melon.
But considering that the thread seam delete happy right now, here's a link and a cropped version instead
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/109036725141119795

I will go inside an amazon village and 1v1 EVERY ONE OF THEM!

>>20736683
good luck with that

>>20736681
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

>>20736681
Lich banished the page to the shadow realm

>>20736681
>>20736697
>>20736699
Aw shit. Accidentally removed the last number in the URL.
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1090367251411197952

>>20736583
Where are you finding an updated hard translation of this?

>>20735668
>this is the least advertiser friendly monster species

>>20736733
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Myconid

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1707

>>20736704
Excellent.

>>20736704
Lich butt is good content, thanks for sharing. Really need to com melon one of these days.

I need a muse to make me write more. Preferably a rough, almost violent one.

>>20736743
I actually meant that panel from The Mountain Climber and the Sealed Fox.
But thank you anyway.

Battle of the Onee-sans.

>>20736775
Here comes the onee-san-est

>>20736336
I haven't cried in 16 years

>>20736704
That Lich must be wanting to have her bottom fondled with that type of outfit on and those pleasure runs on her.

>>20736775
>Titania being bright and bubbly
>Demon being syrupy-smooth and seductive
>both ridiculously doting and affectionate
It's inpossible to choose

>>20736797
It gets really difficult.
The last time I was able to get a bunch of tears out was 2008, when my life was collapsing.
Haven't been able to cry no matter how sad I get for most of my adult life, and I'm not sure just not having to put on a front would fix that.
Please give me more expressive physiology, monstergirls.

Do vampires of MGE say: Bleh?

How would monster girls feel about demisexuals?

>>20736824
>Boatslut as vampire
delete this right now

>>20736822
I have no tears for people but I might be able to spare a few for animals

>>20736829
No.

>>20736829
I really need to find that lad's website of art.

>>20736829
I like the idea that she was waiting there for a kiss with her eyes closed long enough for him to leave, peel the garlic, eat it, and come back just to bully her.

>>20734709
Winterstown bar sure is a busy place

>>20736834
All of his art is on mega, he uploads them there himself.
https://mega.nz/#F!jjAhVYgQ!0du879iscqX0VOZqYBqwNw

>>20736829
Chinkolle has two actual vampire boats anyways.

>>20736865
Beermaidems, nurses, secretaries, what other non-maid jobs would kikis be great at?

>>20736865
I like my maids extra meaty

>>20736827
No matter how many words you make up, you can't beat the V.

>>20736844
What’s the biggest trouble Yeti, Yuki and Wendi have ever gotten into?

>>20736827
>Apply V until married

>>20736920
That time they tried to bring something cool from home for initiation to their new secret girls only club, and Wendi brought her Papa’s tobacco pipe.
Really, the fear of getting caught was more than the actual punishment at the end of the day, but they had quite a romp trying to sneak it back home to deny that they ever took it before he could catch them.

>>20736900
Even if it all works out in the end, it still has to be difficult for the less rapey monstergirls to deal with all those psychological hangups their prospective husbands can have. At least without Eros intervention.

>>20736920
Yuki was making snowmen in the woods and accidentally froze a man, it took the Snuggle Scouts 5 hours to unthaw him and even longer to warm him back up. White Horn-sensei brought Yuki-chan and the Scouts to apologize profusely to the man, he now has White Horn's number on speed dial in case he gets trapped again

>>20736843
Dumpires are at the end of the day hopeless dummy romantics.

I kind of want to commission a MGE story.
What's a good length to try and go for? Also what are some good writers that take commissions?

>>20736959
>”Thank you sir, and again, we’re all truly, truly sorry.”
>”Sorry mister!”
>The man assures them it’s fine and closes the door
>the scouts start to leave, but Whitehorn-sensei stays still, making weird giddy noises and trembling in place
>Yeti-chan whispers to Yuki
>”Hey, is scoutmaster okay?”
>The giddy squealing intensifies until finally Whitehorn shrieks our happily, throwing her arms in the air and bounding away down the sidewalk
>”I did it! I finally did it! I got a man’s number! Finally, finally!”
>her voice trails off into the distance as the snuggle scouts shrug
>Yeti finally chimes up
>”Well, wanna play some hockey?”
>a choir of ‘Yaaay!’ and one panicked ‘awawawawa!’ goes up from the scouts as they scamper off towards the outdoor rink

>>20736991
Get in contact with Losenis if you can, he's the only writer we have I know of that does commissions but I'm not sure about his prices.
As for length that depends on your budget.

>>20736964
>can't wait to visit you one night, flies as quickly as possible in bat form
>assumes she's going to gracefully fly through your window, retransform in the light of the full moon, and be entirely irresistible
>manages to get through your window but gets hoplessly lost inside your house, bumping into walls and the roof
Poor romantic dumpire

What's the upper limit to size for monster girls?

>>20737011
8ft.

>>20737011
The sky

>>20736995
Ganbatte White Horn-sensei, don't spoil this opportunity!

>>20736068
Do you know where I can find this kind of image (featuring bapho and the other 2 other mgs) for the other baphomets? The wiki has keroferuru and classic bapho but not the others.

>>20737015
Sounds good.

>>20737025
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39 Has all the translated World Guide 3 material and images. You just have to sign up to view the site.

>>20736995
I’m imagining all the snuggle scouts having fun playing a friendly game of hockey, except Wendi, who is sort just sliding and bouncing from wall to wall like a dvd screensaver logo

>>20737011
8’s probably the most accepted you can go before you start getting fuckoff-kun’s ire but I think 12 is a solid absolute upper limit for things like Amazons, ancient Onis, and other mini-giant type girls.

>>20737023
Her diary will be filled with fantasies tonight, thats for sure.
>>20737046
Yuki has tried to teach her how to skate before, but Wendi just isn’t a very dexterous girl yet. One day she will be!

>>20737058
>12 foot tall Pharaoh
Good lord.

i want the tragic ending where mg's find us but by that time the future gender war has us nearing extinction

>>20737011
9' - 12' is where I draw the line because at that point the logistics of the act are already kind of fucky.

>>20737011
Around 8 feet I would say. 7 1/2 is preferable for "large" monsters

Speaking of large girls... Aside from the Onis, High P'Orc and Ogre, what are some other burly and stronk mgs?

>>20737099
Mino, of course

>>20737011

>>20737107
These pictures warm my heart.

>>20737011
I stop at 10 feet. My waifu is big.

>>20737099
Ochimusha.

>>20737011
7ft. wiill forever and always be the perfect number.

>>20737119
Big waifus have big hearts.

>>20737107
Shota husbandos are cute!

>>20737002
I looked up his rates and it's apparently around $15 per 1k words.

Sounds fair to me.

>>20737152
I think he's just a short husband. Or that's a big wife.

>>20737099
I would really love to see a holstaur who's got the muscles and height of a minotaur, but the gentle loving attitude of a holstaur

>>20737119
>>20737080
Honestly guys I couldn't go for a girl taller than 7ft, it's bad enough that all the monsters with big tits are already big girls I don't want to have to crank my head all the time or be on my back whenever we're in the bedroom

>>20737157
He's so short and childish he's a shota.

>>20737161
Rude.

>>20735214
>that lid flying off the coffee cup
I don't come here to BRRAAAAAPPP-post

>>20737171
>tfw they're all better looking that me

>>20737235
>Hubby’s scent, ah- ah- luv hubby so so much...

>>20737238
Dragon zombies are too pure.

>>20737171
remember when that one skinheadanon shitposted about how these guys were fucking faggots that needed a haircut?

>>20737011
Thinking about it, I would say 9' is about as tall as I could go. Just 50% taller than myself, not too extreme so I don't have to crank up my neck too much.

>>20736948
>What the hell is this slut saying?
>Well whatever, rape time

>>20737171
He's smaller than gazer leaning forward. That child needs to be protected.

>>20737264
Silly Anubutt.

>>20737158
I enjoy the snoo-snoo.

>>20737279
>"I've always had a dream of being buried between a huge woman's boobs"
Same.

>>20737279
>file deleted
What was it?

>>20737270

>>20737291
It was a character chart with Yuugi. Deleted it as a precaution because even though she was nude and it had no distinguishing sexual features I didn't want to risk it.

>>20737291
https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0207/34/1548805883324.jpg

>>20737252
I mean
they do.

Does the anubis have to worry about some Jewish monster girl like a golem setting her captives free or some such?

>>20737252
But monster girls love bald men too.

>>20737301
Retard

>>20736487
>>20736127

>>20736959
It's Summer never.

>>20737309

>>20737252
Only one even really has long hair.

>>20737308
>waxes your head every day so she can see her eyes as she caresses you
>you can feel her paw pads glide across your scalp as she massages it
I am not going bald anytime soon, but I can imagine that would be nice.

>the dragon and anubis yuri got a futa sequel

>>20736991
Yo. If you wanna go for it, I do writing commissions. Hit me up in discord if you wanna talk it through, and I'll see what I can do to help you. My discord is Losenis#1794, and I'd post a link to my commission sheet here if the system didn't think it was spam.

>>20737296
>>20737297
Ah yeah that is a pretty nice picture but I can see why you'd want to delete it.

>>20737325
that was why he was such a fucking huge skinhead

>>20737301
>Jewish momster golem
I need this. I need this now.

>>20737338
I found your commission sheet on the discord. Kind of funny that 4chan think it's spam tho.

I probably have to figure out 100% of what I want first but I'm most likely gonna hit you some time in the near future.

>>20737333
never heard of it

>>20737333
Didn't know the Anubisfag was into that sort of thing.

>>20737347
If you wished on a monkey's paw you'd probably end up with a golem version of the mom from everybody loves raymond.

>>20737333
As expected of that canadian faggot.

>>20737333
Why is this pertinent to anything outside of fishing for ( You )s.

>>20735514
300,000 lbs

>>20737357
"the" Anubisfag is pretty ambiguous considering there are at least 4 different people it could refer to.

>>20735668
Why does she have mushrooms growing on her mushroom parts?

>>20737322
ROCKET PUUUUNCH

>>20737367
Gonna guess Sandworm.

>>20737367

>>20737370
Oh. Well at least I hope it isn't who I was thinking of then.

>>20737367
Shoggoth that is a mansion

>>20737374
>>20737377
Correct.

>>20737409
What do I win?

>>20737413
cuddle it

>>20737422
A gold sticker that's strong enough to hold to sandworm-chan's outer-body.

>>20737379
It's the guy who has commissioned this kinda shit before, so it's not anybody who you didn't know is into it.

>>20737413
Poke

>>20737158
>Asterio
You have chosen........wisely.

>>20737463
Strong cow!

>>20737487
>chocolate
>silver hair
>abs
>master blacksmith
>mighty minotaur mammaries
>tank
>fresh milk
>cow print
>affectionate
Perfect, even if despite being a legendary level blacksmith she still subscribes to the useless school of armour

>>20737430
Miia's mom has got it going on.

>>20737500
>he doesn't know about WOMB POWER.

>>20737504
>Sea of pillows bed
Awesome. I wonder what kind of amazing pillow fights the lamia harem get up to.

>>20737511
more armour=sexier

>>20737511
I've never seen an mg lile that, what/who is it?
It's dark valkyrie and I'm a tard isn't it?

>>20737525
She's a regular Succubus who's a dark knight.

>>20737525
An example of the "dark warrior" class of monsters. In this case its a succubus who trained to become one.

They're from World Guide Gaiden 2, along with other monster fighter classes like strategist, brave, etc.

>>20737553
Damn it, memory was off, meant "dark knight." Dark Warrior is a mercenary class of monsters with different skills from the dark knights.

>>20737553
>monster fighter classes
I wanna challenge an Ogre brawler to bare knuckle fisticuffs!

>>20737553
I feel like the daughters of dark warriors say some shit like "My mom could beat up your mom" but I'd guess a good majority of monsters would say that

>>20737562
The full list of warrior classes in the book by the way are as follows:

Dark Knight
Dark Warrior
Dark Armor
Dark Musketeer
Dark Strategist
Dark Esquire
Dark Brave

>>20737252
liliraunes like long-haired boys

>>20737264
I bet he came home at 3AM without telling her beforehand.

>>20737587
>Dark Musketeer
needs an AR