/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20720879
Help the tanuki live forthright, earnest lives one dinner at a time.

>>20720857
>tfw you will never be taken in by a fat-bottomed carribean witch doctor who thinks you're just the cutest thing
>you will never be subject to her lewd voodoo and perverted curses
>you will never be her favorite ingredient in all sorts of potions and spells

>>20720879
remember to cum inside your haulstaur before bed. they do weird stuff if they don't get their daily filling.

friendly reminder that kikimoras are the product of the souls of children that died before being baptised

>>20720883
I wonder if there are low-tier tanuki with really poor business sense that bounce from one get-rich-quick scheme to another all the time.

I LIKE NEE-SANS
I LIKE NEE-SANS WITH LARGE BREASTS
I LIKE NEE-SANS WITH LARGE BREASTS AND BLACK SCLERA

>>20720879
i'm gonna build my own Frankenstein monster waifu behind gremlin's back and she won't be able to stop me! not even the sabbath, the dragons, or the lilems combined won't stop my perfect creature built using advanced waifu technology! she shall be feared! she shall be knelled to! she is a weapon to surpass metal gear!

>>20720899
Of course there are.
They need husbands the most, to keep from breaking down every time they fail.
You just gotta have faith.

>>20720902
i like nee-sans with large breast, black scleras, and a throat-raping tongue

>>20720902
I like nee-sans with big hearts, a fixation on kisses and an uncontrollable urge to squeeze you like a big teddy bear.

>>20720933
And a giant raping tongue throat, apparently.

>>20720890
>She mixes potions and shimmies around the hut while humming happily to herself, body glistening with sweat
>You'd be less worried if you weren't, you know, tied up on a giant board that looks like a big bullseye target
>"A-Are you sure this isn't gonna hurt?"
>She shakes her staff at you while smirking and cocking a hip out
>"Quit yo bellyachean'! Dis spell is gonnah make you have da time of yo life!"
>As she mixes the last ingredients, she wildly smiles under her big flashy skull and feather mask
>"...And da time of MY life too, hweh heh~"
>Taking her stance up, she starts shaking her hips in their tiny grass skirt and her tits in their literally nothing, chanting and blowing the concoction towards you
>"Ooooh great mamano spirits of da shadow realms, heah my call! Give dis one heah yo blessin, and imbiiibe him wit da strength of da loa!"
>The potion swirls and malfests into a shadowy figure that then poofs into you, and you feel yourself surge with strength, rage... and immense, unbearably strong arousal
>Easily ripping through your restraints, you roar as you jump off of the board and start stomping over towards the Voodoo Mage, in all her voluptuous glory
>"W-whoa dere! Dats a- dats a quicker actin effect den I expected! L-Lemme cast a quick protecshan spell fir- Eeeyee!"
>You pick her up by the hips, easily, turn her around and slam her over the table, potions and spell ingredients spilling all over the place as her badonkadonk jiggles in front of you
>As you tear her grass skirt off, you see her widen her legs and turn her head back with lust in her wild, uncivilized eyes
>"Ooooh momma, looks like we gonna make anoda mess tonight~!"
>Her cackling is only matched by her shrieking moans as you punish that ass for hours and hours on end, all sorts of other spells and hexes getting thrown in as you both sexually tear through yet another hut

>>20720902
i like nee-sans who believe that they are my mother

give good girls hugs!

>>20720939
give good girls fugs

Be kind to the shorties. They've been though a lot.

>>20720916
>clumsy tanuki always coming up ridiculous schemes to make a lot of money fast
>sandworm skin cream, jetpacks for kikis, kunoichi uniforms with reflective tape, and so on
>really wants to pamper her husband with a lavish lifestyle
>instead, they're slumming it in his tiny apartment
>can't even reliably contribute to the rent, husband assures her as long as he can keep eating her delicious cooking they're square
>after another scheme gone bad, during a comfort snuggle, she gets the bright idea to just sell a cookbook
>finally actually makes all that money, but now the apartment is too cozy to move out of

>>20720941
>>20720948
bully their wombs instead!

>>20720890
>>20720936
How fat a booty are we talkin here?

>>20720939
you must be crazy if you think i'm coming near that thing without a witch and a devil for a foursome

>>20720965
Calamitous. It'd end the world if it weren't so busy jigglin'.

>>20720939
Since I dream of having a bapho wife, I shall!

>>20720965
Keeps walkin even after she does.
Chair creakin', bed shatterin', face smooshin', tropical fruit fed dark mage booty.
And knowing her, she's perverted enough to have cast some spells on it to make it extra sensitive and arousing to have it touched and slapped by you.

>>20720970
>>20720981
I am officially on board.
I wonder if she makes you do all the hard physical labor around the island, half so she can just focus on magic and half to just watch your body sweat in the sunlight while she plays with herself.

>>20720955
rich people who don't flaunt conspicuous wealth are the best
we can be that couple who never seem to worry and are always cared for

>>20721018
I wonder if tanukis would appreciate stealth wealth, or if they'd want to show off their success to other nooks.

>>20720902
I like nee-sans who are short, flat, big-hipped and abominations.

>>20721022
If you see a tanuki wearing old rags, she is either destitute or obscenely wealthy.

>>20721022
Same way real rich who aren't in the public eye do it.
High quality goods using superior materials and bespoken manufacturing.
They'd know the difference not only between regular silk and Jorugumo, but the grades within it.

>>20721040
>rags-wearing Tanuki selling herself on a back alley
>she's actually obscenely wealthy but still wants to make a few extra bucks

>>20721046
>older Nook wearing A5 Jorogumo rags
>harumphs contemptuously at the poor youngsters wearing regular silk business suits

>>20721048
I want to deep dick this nook.
Its smug aura mocks me.

Tanuki just want to sell you to aonw haughty ojou monster.

>RATATOSKR NEWS CHANNEL!

News channel music: https://youtu.be/AkjFpKpRrgg

"Good evening folks, this is Sophia Caldwell and you are watching Channel 69 World Tree News. Our top stories for today... A young Noble boy of the House of Avington; Gerard Avington has been rescued unscathed and unharmed by Demon Realm Special Forces Operative Miss Numinex. A dragon who single handedly saved the Noble boy Gerard from Anti-monstergirl forces. Gerard Avington has been reunited with his family, in return for such heroism and as a form of gratitude. The house of Avington has given miss Numinex the blessing of marrying the young Noble boy Gerard. This means miss Numinex herself will be of Noble status and such a consummation will also be a boost for the Avington family in which a powerful dragon is now a part of their family, experts say.

Anti-monstergirl and Anti-Demon Girl protests alhave been quelled and stopped by Law Enforcement in the Bright Green Demon Realm of Bretrania. As police opened fire at the protesters and soon to be rioters with Demon Realm Silver Bullets and Aphrodisiac Gas Bombs. It is confirmed the protesters and soon to be rioters and their friends and family have been converted to being in favor of Monstergirls and to praise the Demon Lord and her Lilim daughters.

Three Order aligned terrorists; a female crusader, a male warlock and a male Order Mixed Martial Artist of mixed Martial arts profession, have attempted to attack and massacre a Goblinoid Orphanage in the country side. But their attack thankfully failed as the Goblinoid inhabitants and security personnel managed to subdue them. Details of such action includes a group of Goblin Girls overpowering the crusader, identified as Miranda Bellworth, by beating, slashing, bludgeoning her with demon silver weaponry as she is undergoing conversion and monsterization. The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars, was taken down by manticore venom shot onto him as he is currently undergoing incubization. And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict. Was taken down via gangbang from a Red Cap Girl and two other goblin girls. A fourth suspect is also suspected be involved as an Order Priest looking man who appeared to be an ashen haired young man is found retreating from the area, trying to carry the incapacitated Warlock Grigori Lekfos but abandoning him. A reward for apprehanding that ashen haired cutie priest is set up by the Wayverst County, in which this attempted Terrorist Attack took place.

The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media has announced an embargo of media and entertainment from the Planet Earth that has connected to our world via a convergence portal event. The Earth made media and entertainment that is deemed violent, gratuitous, Anti-monstergirl, and just outright family unfriendly entertainment. The Titania and Fairy Committee of Family Friendly Media is currently in talks with the Royal Makai Court to have this embargo and and temporary ban on such certain specific types of Earth Media. Until a final solution is made as to not offend Monstergirls and not hurt the feelings of their Incubus husbands, making them cry at how horrible monsters are. Surprisingly one of the hundred Lilim daughters of the Demon Lord, Mari and Ilassa, are against this embargo and will be joining the talks to allow the inhabitants of our world to enjoy violent edgy but fictitious media.

The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.

We will get to these news developments in five minutes, after a word from our Sponsors. Harpy Mail and Danuki General Products."

>>20721096
Deep dicking it will only make it smugger. You need to intercrural it to make sure it gets less pleasure than you do.

>>20720879
I'll say it again :

>>20720702 #
>>20720720 #
Yet somewhere in the profile it is said Danukis will sell corruptive demon realm foods to any non-corrupted and nin-monster aligned people with telling them.

Therefore Danukis are dishonest connivers! Fact!

>>20721106
Oh you can fuck off with this trash right now.

>>20721119
After You Fuck Off-chan

>>20721113
She'd just try to ride down and rub her clit on me, and get off from my attempts to avoid it.
The smug is like a Zabuza sword, it cannot be beat.

>>20721126
Autistic walls of text RP shit is fucking retarded. Don't try to act like it's not.

Anyone got a good artist I could commission? I recently got a raise and I want to get a cute anubis piece done to celebrate.

>>20721154
aka6
I want to see what cute looks like from him.

I love shortstacks!

And tallstacks.

Give me the best combos in your opinion that go well with a Baphomet.
The Baphomet can be vanilla, oppai, wide hipped or tall/heresy mode.

>>20720610
Who was this artist again?

He drew a good picture of a buff Hellhound armed with two cestus' and I forgot to save it.

>>20721167
Buff shortstack warriors are great close combat fighters!

>>20721147
>RP
What a fool.

>>20721184
Rectangle pupils

>>20721198
Commercial anon tier trash isn't much better.

>>20721184
TALL
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>>20721154
Try with ezzyecchi. I wish I could win the lottery so I could become their personal patron and commission them until the end of days

>>20721213
>Tall flat
Where are all her bonus points going tho?

>>20721213
F
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TALL
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>>20720879
Any good long form reading material with?

>>20721219
Reach and flexibility.

>>20721213
>Your Baphomet nee-san will never sleepwalk into your room and crawl into your bed to spoon with you.

>>20721219
Fluffiness.
You'll fall asleep immediately when she big spoons you.

>>20721213
>>20721222
As long as she has the hips to carry her height

>>20721213
That face and hair make her look like Baphtalia.

>>20721234
Hips as wide as her shoulders.
But her shoulders are super thin.

>>20721106
>tfw no wyvern dogfighting
Remember to stick with Trigger and his wife

>>20721223
Try the lore books on the wiki. The ones with a green checkmark on them.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Books

>>20721260
shes slenderman?

>>20721275
Jiiii~

>>20721275
I want to irrumate hungry skeleton-chan

>>20721286
>>20721298
>deathlyskinny skeletal-slender tall baphomet
I'm legit scared

>>20721305
You'll be even more scared once she starts sucking your dick like she's dying of thirst and won't stop until she's swallowed at least ten loads.

>>20721305
Krampusmode

>>20721305
Supermodelmode

I'll take mine with extra hearty hips

>>20721269
I've already read the majority of them.

>>20721154
Honestly you should stalk mousefag’ and gazerfag’s twitter accounts, they seem to get around when it comes to commissioning. Gazerfag especially!

>>20721343
I'd hug, intercrural and artificially impregnate this bapho if she wasn't a slutty pole dancer.

>>20721359
Jokes on you.
That's the slide pole between the first and second floor,
And she loves teasing you.

>>20721213
>tfw no tallflat vampire gf

>>20721362
>teasing by playing slut
She's gonna get cried at.

>>20721380

>>20721380
>>teasing by playing slut
I want her to do hookereimu roleplay and silently fiddle with her smartphone while I prone ream her like an animal.

See you in spring anon

>>20721401
It's Summer where I am, I'm being bullied by mosquitos right now.

I wanna spend all day in bed with a beelzebub, lazily fucking, sloppily kissing, and passionately 69ing with her.

>>20721448
I love gyarus.

>>20721449
Gross.
Do you keep the Paladin-chan in a box under the bed or the closet?

>>20721448
Banshee's sure to get the attention of the cool kids now!

>>20721448
I dunno man, it's just not the same without the tan...

>>20721453
There's nothing gross about fucking the most underrated girl in MGE

>>20721448
>>20721452
I hate gyarus but I want to fuck them.

>>20721471
Why do you hate them?

>>20721477
My big sister is like that and she was super abusive.

>>20721482
Oh well that's understandable.

>>20721477
Not him, but gyaru type 3ds are generally unpleasant people.

>>20721487
>3ds
There's your problem.

so with the time loops no longer a thing is this the end of the series?

>>20721510
I never really got into handheld gaming

>>20721550
Why does he hate it?

>>20721556
It's a good system.

I really fucking want to be the butler/toy to twin shortstack manticore mistresses

>>20721550
>Trapped and fucking hates it
>Selfish retard monsters think this is happiness
Is this story set in the grimdark MGU interpretation of MGE?

>>20721586
the time gaps made it less adaptable
he'll get use to it without it.

>>20721569
i've rarely gone outside so there has never been any sort of appeal from portable gaming for me.

>>20721586
>MGU

Lobster masterrace

>>20721567
maybey hes into dudes

>>20721607
Chuunis were made to be ahegao'd until they drop the act

>>20721607
Lobster buttholes are at the end of the tail.
What I'm trying to say is this girl is not wearing anything over her asshole, so she's obviously a buttslut.

>>20721617
Chuunis were made to be ahegao'd until they
start believing their own delusions.

>>20721740
This only works if their delusion is that they're sex masters.

I like the idea of a dragon lady with a lara croft sort of british accent

>>20721567
this is married with children the manga

>>20721787
but he doesnt sell shoes

>>20721787
I want to be married with children ;__;

>>20721550
Name of that doujin or hentai?

And link?

>>20721821
finally I can post this at other people instead of having posted at me!

>>20721840
I want to watch fire mouse and kejourou princess while they are having a crazy fight until the human shrine maiden arrives and beats them both up

>recapcha shitting itself on red boards
Someone needs to dick the gremlins and get them back to work.

>>20721106
There's always a lot of low quality trash like this at the start of the thread.

>>20721861
isn't moukou more associated with phoenix?

>>20721889
She is. Phoenix girl works too.

>>20721448
The term gyaru gets misused here a lot.

>>20721550
It ends with reverse rape with the daughteru right? Artist has some quality tastes.

>>20721861
Also the shrine maiden is my wife and I ratted them out to her

>>20721861
I want a Kejourou princess to snake her hair all the way into my ballsacks and give me a testicle orgasm

>>20721550
Apparently Layers if White got updated with a latest chapter but can't seem to find that newest chapter.

>>20721861
>>20721906
I'd rather Phoenix Girl's Hakutaku friend.

Picture of a student dating his Hakutaku Teacher (who is in human form)

Location: Somewhere in Zipangu, date unknown

>>20722003
I think that's a Kiki.

>>20721988

>>20722064
I need a PE Hakutaku...

>>20722071
>Remember, back straight, head looking down and not forward. It's like leg pressing, not pulling the barbell up. Make sure you can feel the deadlift in your glutes!

>>20722071
>>20722081
>tfw will never get caught smelling pe hahutakus gym cloths

>>20722094
>tfw will never get spotted by pe hakutaku with her breasts pressing into your back as she catches you on a failing squat

>>20722081
I want to secretly video PE-taku-sensei's breasts jiggling as she does power cleans and masturbate to it in the bathroom after gym class

>>20722094
>>20722104
>>20722110
Do not sexually harass Christmas Cow-sensei. She is surprisingly shy and weak to the touch of a swole young man.

>>20722110
I want pe hakutaku sensei to drag me into the gym showers after class and do uncouth, lewd things to me

>>20722120
>implying she wouldn't make her own exercise instruction videos and give them out to all the students completely oblivious to the fact that all the boys masturbate to them
She'd be so proud about her super effective way of getting the boys to learn their technique too.

>>20722131
>"Make sure your feet are angled properly before you squat, as shown."
>low angle shot of her feet, conveniently showing her cameltoe through her lycra shorts
>"Be sure to stretch properly before your squat to ensure you can get the correct posture."
>the video shows a thumbnail to a half-hour long instructional of her stretching and doing foam roller exercises
>"Do not do half-squats. Observe. ASS."
>her large butt protrudes outwards
>"TO GRASS."
>"Now, the side view. Make sure you note the proper spinal posture."
>her massive mamoono mammaries jiggle as she goes down with perfect form

>>20721550
https://exhentai.org/g/941500/6f74e23478/
This is what could have been if he didn't sperg and trigger her yan instincts.

>>20722171
>"You can find the right feet position by jumping up and down a few times!"
>breasts jiggle as she shuffles in place
You know this girl's gonna be wearing a "singlet" that's literally a school swimsuit with thighhighs

Nano did an interesting piece, with a real shiny Marshmallow Cat.

>>20722191
Dear god, that oblivious Haku-sensei is going to frustrate several generations of horny school boys. Someone should confess to her already.

>>20721907
It's chowder, he doesn't seem to know very much.

>>20721953
>Layers if White
You mean besides tzusure? because if there's one after that I would also like to know where to find it.

>>20722189
Even if she is a monster his reaction seems a bit abnormal
You think she has a curse on herself?

>>20722191
>a school swimsuit with thighhighs
She's getting mating pressed now.

>>20722295
Hey, she needs those socks so her shins don't get scraped during deadlifts!

>>20722314
And I'm sure she's just completely oblivious to how erotic an outfit that is, I'm on to her game.

>>20722210
Will she beat me up if I send a photo of her swooning over that cat to a Rata?

>>20722333
She can't help it, anon! Most national organizations demand that athletes wear a singlet!

>>20722342
She'll just ask you to take responsibility, since she can't get married now.

>>20722358
Oh how convenient for her, and I bet bras are against regulations to huh?

>>20722371
>mouse cuddling a cat

>>20721550
>he got to dick the daughter
https://youtu.be/Bqla_0ybWW0

>>20722380
She can't help it, they're maximum comfy.

>>20721550
Good ending

>>20722372
What would you do if she flubbed a lift because the wires digging into her flesh distracted her, huh?

You're just gonna have to endure watching every single daily workout video she tapes for you and the other students. Including the cardio livestreams where she wears short shorts and a sports bra.

>>20722410
That's what she thinks, but a man can only take so much before he is forced to act, and one of these days she's gonna have a wardrobe malfunction, or be extra jiggly and she'll get mating pressed until she can't do anything but moan and heart pupil anymore.

>>20722314
Aren't her shins fluffy enough to protect them against scrapes? Although you don't want hair to get stuck when operating gym equipment so thighhighs make sense.

>>20722386
How would a Wendigo handle a winter marshmallow cat?

>>20722426
Snuggling it while holding it inside her coat.

>>20722426
By breathing heavily and using its invsibility to pet it undetected.

>>20722426
Gentle nibbling to determine if it's stretchy meat, before finding out it's not and taking it to Papa for a decision.

>>20722433
>Marshmallow cat gets a surprise trip to Wendi coat world
That poor cat!

>>20722422
>she accidentally livestreams the whole event
>her young suitor puts all of her flexibility to good use
>her yoga classes see a surge in takeup

>>20722443
>Implying it won't just be happily rolling and rubbing the eldritch space between works
Marshmallow cats are resiliant in body and mind.

>>20721861
That "demon" shrine maiden is cute

>>20722444
>she ends up fucking him by doing one-legged squats into his dick

>>20722437
>little Wendi waddles up to Papa with marshmallow cat wrapped in her coat
>Papa Wendi holds it close to his head with his big, gentle hands
>Marshmallow cat starts purring
>Papa sets the cat down and pats little Wendi on the head, telling her the kitty is a friend
>he walks over to the freezer to grab some fish while the cat struts over to Wendi and starts rubbing and purring on her

>>20722478
Ahh, what a good girl with a good cat. What sort of adventures can they get up to in crazy, noisy, bizarre Winterstown?

>>20721035
What a dapper girl.

>>20721048
I’m more concerned with the nook in the back that’s about to pounce me in animal form

>>20721048
>actually obscenely wealthy but still wants to make a few extra bucks

Wouldn't she make more by using a higher-class disguise? Or is she too well-known to be seen by anyone higher up than the street urchins?

>>20721022
>Nook still works in a shirt and jeans most days
>Rather than expensive haute cuisine from around the world, she bought the local burger joint so that they never have to worry about turning a profit
>”I see it like this. I could either spend a lot of my wealth and get an average rich lifestyle, or I could spend a bit less of my wealth and live a luxurious normal lifestyle”

>>20722554
Would you think that dirty hooker could be Carla Chubby, the wealthiest monster in the world? At most you'd think she looked a lot like her. Now, if she was wearing nice clothes and makeup...?

>>20721286
You’d look prettier if you smiled
https://imgur.com/xwVZqGK

>>20722578
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Grapesnake is like Pharaoh's kryptonite.

>>20722592
Veteran Pharaoh vs green Grapesnek probably

>>20722592
The pharaoh use her god voice to tell her to fuck off.

>>20721550
I still prefer the housewife version of her

>>20722578
I want the Sun to sit on my face.

>>20722592
Called her a thot, thats like a slap to the soul

>>20722601
You're going to have to recite all her titles while under there.

>tfw you will never be your delinquent vamp senpai's bloodbag/boyfriend

>>20722616
Something something Mistress of Magma, Lord of the Dance and Mayor of a Small Town Up the Coast.

>>20722622
Oh, I forgot she's the Ayatollah of Rock 'n Roll-Ah.

>>20722622
>>20722630
Yeah you're getting punished.

>>20722596
If it was that simple Pharaohs would never end up graped. The voice can't make someone stop doing something they really want to do.

>>20721106
>The Lilim General Viccy has announced that she might consider changing her hat.
Fake news.

>>20722636
Punished how? She's already sitting on my face.

>>20722478
Papa Wendi is truly the wisest in the land.

>>20722453
>”It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat”

>>20722638
Nah, it's because most of the time Apophi wear earmuffs.

>>20722642
Hours of edging.

>>20722523
No greater bond is there then between a Dumbragon and her Hubby.

>>20722594

>Level 1 Apophis
>Level 35 Pharaoh
>Level 100 Husband
>That’s how Deserts work

>>20722636
I volunteer for the Khepri pits!

>>20722601
My brother. I wonder if the male servants of the Pharaohs meet up in a secret Pharaoh fanclub

>>20722663
If by secret fanclub you mean the Grand Fane of Amon-Ra in Alexandria, then yes, they do.

>>20722587
Cant she bully both of them?

>>20722621
Such is the sad world we live in

>>20722531
>”Kitty, we’re going hunting. You stay home!”
>Little Wendi and her family are stalking a caribou
>The tension is incredible as they stalk their prey
>”Nya~”
>Marshmallow cat is behind them with a dead mouse despite her coat being pure white

>>20722667
Me, personally I'd get into one of those Snek Towahs that the Children of Doom have been erecting.

>>20722587
She looks much less intimidating now, in fact she looks like kind of a dork. I want to hold hands with her.

>>20722650
>Pharaoh uses her god voice to make you unable to cum no matter what

Harsh

>>20722689
>>20722650
Joke's on her, this is my fetish!
For a couple minutes anyway.

>>20722689
Only if you're disobedient.

>>20722680
What a keen hunter, this cuddle cat. Little Wendi would do well to keep a familiar like him around.

>>20722681
>Children of Doom
Do they know the answer to the Riddle of Steel? Or are they just Apophis/Echidna worshippers?

The Curvy Dead.

>>20722636
God I wish I were that snake
potion translations soon

I bet a Sphinx would tell riddles with deliberately lewd answers to fluster some prudish Order boy.

>>20722705
>Do they know the answer to the Riddle of Steel?
They've narrowed it down to a multiple choice!
1. Trust Steel
2. Trust Flesh
3. Trust your own Will
4. Fuck Crom (figuratively)
5. Fuck Crom (literally)
One of these has to be it!

>>20722645
Marshmallow cats are adorable.
It is known

>>20722718
Won't work if the Order boy is even marginally cultured.
>How do I compare thee to a summer's day?
>H-how nice of yo- wait, I'm supposed to ask the questions!

>>20722722
>6. All of the above
Trust the will to move the flesh to wield the steel so that I can fuck the Goddess Crom in my dreams and in the flesh!

>>20722734
Set's tits this guy figured out the Riddle of Steel, hope he doesn't get gangraped by Valkyries for this.

>>20722734
What about a simple yet devout peasant boy that somehow got caught up in an excavation of ancient ruins?

>>20722741

I'll take it this thread is the desert girls edition

>>20722734
Damn, those order guys are evolving, soon they are the ones that are going to make the monsters flustered.

>>20722752
The Desert is ever here.

>>20722750
All I can think of is that bit from the Lord of the Rings movie where the Nazgul is sniffing out the Hobbits.
>>20722752
Cute Anubutt.

>>20722752
No, this is the ocean girls edition.

>>20722745
>Why, begging yer pardon miss, but yer awful pretty. I like them drawings on yer belly too, reminds me of them dancers what we saw at the Sun Queen's palace up north where Pa was selling cows.
Simple honesty wins over the most sophisticated beast.

>>20722757
Many have been trained in the arts of Saint Ciaphas Cain, sweet talker and lover extraordinaire.

>>20722741
>>20722750
I shall remain chaste until I get to fondle Crom's mighty butt, and no angelic sluts shall deprive me of my purity!

>>20722752
Brown himes best himes

>>20722773
If that's the case, then I want to take my waifu on a trip to the desert. How many bottles of water should I bring?

>>20722778
>where Pa was selling cows
This man is a goddamn slave-trader's son!

>>20722778
What about a trainee priest on a vow of celibacy?

>>20722752
I love anubutts.

>>20722791
Hardly! He's a matchmaker for these young girls, and helps find good men who suit their hearts. Do you think he would get away with slave trading in Hathor's holy city?

>>20722793
You mean, "former priest formerly on a vow of celibacy". Well, he'll do well in the Pharaoh's administration after awakening and marrying her Chief Riddler.

>>20722794
I want an Anubis PE teacher.

>>20722616
Great and Wise Mother of the Fatherland

Whats the best way to bully a vampire? cut yourself to lure one just to find out you ate garlic recently?

>>20722794
Spank the anubutt!

>>20722828
Find a way to infuse garlic into your semen

>>20722828
Family photo shoot

>>20722842
Penetrate the anusbis!

>>20722788
Isn't there some kind of mana-powered water generating bottle you could use?

>>20722843
What would the result be?

>>20722849
>ywn be able to keep pictures of her
thats abit saddening

>>20722788
>"I'mma stick this on your nips and see what happens!"

>>20722858
Awakening the masochist inside the Vampire when the burning pleasure enters her vagina.

>>20722860
She's a vampire bat like her right?

The marshmallow cats are spreading!

You decide to go out to the bar tonight, but unfortunately, or fortunately, a Pharaoh boss forced all her underlings to come to drink with her so she's not alone. Now your stuck in a bar with overworked salarywomen looking to blow off some steam.

>>20722946
Where is the grape snek?

>>20722952
Grape snek was fired for attempted hostile takeover

>>20722946
What's the Pharaoh boss like?

>>20722952

>>20722946
I'm going to get my dick surgically bifurcated so I can fuck both of those Anubises at once.

It's going to look a lot like three-person scissoring.

>>20722972
Never trust an abossphis

>>20722972
Would attempt flirting with her just to fail and run away in shame

>>20722970
A hard working woman who hasn't taken a day off in the last century and expects the same from her employees, doesn't matter if it's their wedding, she expects them to still come into work. After all, she isn't married and she's doing fine, even if she hugs her pillow every night while eating ice cream and watching rom coms

>>20723007
Sounds like she needs some pampering.

>>20723020
Right on it.

>>20722973
Dude, they're two anon's waifus.

>>20722973
>surgically
There are magical and temporary means to do this. stop and think for a minute.

>>20723092

>>20723083
Is this doujin NTR then?

Lich and gremlins teaming up to create CYBORG ZOMBIES

>>20723122
NTR threesomes are fine too
Those ladies won't be able to go back after experiencing the exquisite feeling of a half dick.

>>20723125
Kindly do the human race a favor and drink some battery acid.

>>20723122
>Is one anon allowed to claim an entire monstergirl species?

>>20723144
All the mice are mine!

>>20723125
Why would you settle for giving your girls a half dicking when you could overwhelm them with full size dicks, and then some?

>>20723123

>>20721406
I want to bully back the mosquitoes

>>20722946
Jesus the one on the left has some thighs. Would gladly cum inside of her.

>>20723125
Jesus where did you scum come from

In the dark age of monsters set loose in human heartlands, we simply need some unwanted heroes.

>>20723195
I want to learn portal magic so I can cum inside this Lich from the comfort of my own bed.

>>20722807
>Do you think he would get away with slave trading in Hathor's holy city?
Cows are not known for their intelligence.

>>20723125
Fuck off

>>20723211
>Holst slaves unaware they're slaves
>They just think they've been given cool chokers

>>20723204
When the portals open you'll be the first ones servicing our new succubus overlords.

>>20723211
What about Hakutaku

>>20723217
You just need to subdue the alpha-cow and the rest will follow her.

>>20723222
Hakutaku is a big-eared villain and she will be a nuisance to us in the future.

>>20723222
Too busy being shota gangbanged after class.

>>20723166
I want a gremlin with massive, lactating breasts she gave herself so she can better improve automatic milkers.

>>20723228
>shota gangbanged

>>20723204
Fairly sure a 20 story drop will result in an angry hellhound ready to fuck you through 20 more stories of concrete.

what about a conspiracy hakutaku?
one that stays up late writing down her conclusions

>>20723235
How else do you think she's keeping all those little boys calm in after school activities?

>>20723246
Now I'm not saying it was Faerie, but it was Faerie.

>>20723249
By not being a /trash/nigger.

Is it okay for one man to date both an Automaton and the Gremlin that does her maintenance?

>NTRfags
>Orderniggers
Yep, feels like the weekend.

>>20723246
>trying to get your waku to go to sleep
>she's wide eyed and blootshot at 2AM with her "realisation", randting in full onions green mode
>"But dont you see? They planted more than just a flag on the moon! Mars bars are just snikers with peanuts in them! the purpouse of aglets! we're being lied to!"
>Go to sleep, dear
>"THE WORLD MUST KNOW OF THE TRUTH!"

>>20723297
I meant to say onions green
Onions green sounds like a weird euphimisum for insanity

>>20723369
Everybody knows what you were trying to say, you just can't because of word filters.

>>20723373
I honestly didn't know it was filtered
I just though the dyslexia went full power

>>20723269
Absolutely. In fact that sounds very fun. Especially if the Automaton is obedient and open to all the modifications that Gremmy-chan wants to make to her.

You know what she wants tonight.

>>20723237
>monsters are indestructible
Haha no.

>>20723401
I was thinking she'd be stuck on some kind of dom-mode in regards to the guy while the Gremlin would be spending all her efforts to make the guy's dreams a reality, so I guess the Automaton obeying the Gremlin would make for a nice dynamic.
I'll get on that tomorrow.

>>20723411
More salt water for increased conductivity?

>>20723420
More resilient than normal humans=/=indestructible

If a bicorn has a daughter, would it be a unicorn or another bicorn?
>pure unicorn daughteru has difficulties sleeping through her parents' nightly orgies

>>20723454

I hope it's a bicorn.

>>20723454
>Uwaa... Daddy and mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and mommy and... and mommy, and mommy and mommy sure are having fun playing videogames!

>>20723420
I mean some living monsters could survive the fall, golems, slimes, etc. Or they could just fly dragons, harpies, etc. And I'm pretty sure every type of undead could survive a fall from that height or any height really. I'd be more scared of what the Hellhound is gonna do to the guy in the afterlife when he gets denied the pearly gates for murder

>>20723465
Mario Party sure can get intense sometimes.

>>20723454
It's unknown. There are cases like Lilims giving birth to arch succubi instead of more lilims unless their husband is hero level but he has never said what the outcome is with Bicorn.

>>20723454
A bicorn.

>>20723204
you know, monsters would understand if you just tell them that you don't want to have sex. they respect your consent because they love you. no need to keep your feelings to yourself because other wise, your waifu would get the idea that you want to have sex but you actually don't. ladies dig guys with sensitivity. just share your feelings. not doing so is a common problem with men.

>>20723479
I guess the lilim thing is just because the are powerful succubi but with bicorn is a different species.

>>20723485
You don't understand. There's a line in MGE that said monsters think of nothing but sex, therefore anything that depicts otherwise is non-canon. It doesn't matter what KC says, or how much content there is contradiction my theory. They're all wrong and non-canon. Monsters are evil. We need to kill them all. For the Order!

>>20723459
Bicorns are made when a man dicks a Unicorn but isn't a virgin, or cheats on his Unicorn waifu. Thus a Bicorn would give birth to a Unicorn since when you're born you'd have to be a virgin.
Imagine finally meeting your Unicorn waifu's parents, after she tried so hard to keep you from them
>"And this is my mother, Anon, and my other mother, and my other mother"
>Then mom Bicorn chastises you waifu because she called them "other mother" instead of just "mother"

>>20723513
I smell a sitcom.

>>20723513
You could probably head canon it either way unless someone wanted to ask KC on Patreon.

>>20723499
there's clearly a well-built society among monsters out there. it would take skills and desires that aren't sex-related to be able to create a wonderful place where man and monster shall co-exist peacefully. i doubt monsters think about sex all the time. and even when they don't think about sex, they wouldn't subject themselves into doing evil deeds. also you just want someone to tell you that you should be raped and look cool about it. cut it out. warhammer is shit and uninteresting on top of that.

>>20723513
I don't see how she'd give birth to a different species like that.

>>20723513
imagine a how the daughter must feel when she realizes that it's not common for a daughteru to have 12 moms and a father

>>20723538
Knowing Kenkou usually handles fan questions, he'll probably just say that it depends on what (You) want her to be.

>>20723565
I want to have a daughter who has several p'orc moms.

>>20723454
it would be a tricorn. a unicorn that wants to have a relationship between daughter, father, and mother.

>>20723551
>not recognizing an obvious FUNpost

>>20723573
>Knowing Kenkou
*Knowing how Kenkou
FUG.

>>20723565
She'd probably run away from home trying to find better parents.

>>20723573
When it actually comes to questions about a girl's biology and how something works he is usually pretty specific although it may change down the line in some future book information. The whole "it's how you want it to work" is more about personality questions or questions about "can I have this sort of relationship with this monster?".

>>20723582
I want a Cheshire to hug me.

>>20723605
>better "parents"

>>20723551
It's pretty obvious that post is making fun of the average /tg/ crossboarder.

>>20723579
Must be nice to go to an onsen with the P'orc horde comes through. They'd probably offer you a chance to relax inbetween their steamed hams while the water helps take away all your days stress.

what's the most dangerous thing you seen your waifu do but it doesn't really kill her?

>>20723652
I'm more worried about the toaster than the Raiju

>>20723652
is this how raijus get off more easily when fingering them selves isn't enough?

https://imgur.com/a/eJe4Wd6

>>20723726
>that second one
Perfect.

>>20723744
>Wanting to fuck your pregnant waifu
My nigga

>>20723618
Hug or "hug"?

>>20723760
I bet Lilims can shoot beams with that pose

>>20723766

fug

>>20723766
Either or really.

>>20723760
I never used to be into it but pregnant sex is absolutely top tier. I'd love to see a Wight image like that.

>>20723769
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1548613101359.webm

I want the mansion to have an "impratical weapons" day

>Mommy Cupid offers to drive you school
>Try to just take the bus cause you'll know she'll embarrass you
>But she's having none of that
>Makes you get in the car
>While driving along Juice Newton comes on
>Oh Eros no
>Before you can change the station Mom turns up the radio
>Starts singing along with the song
>Pull up into your school and notice all the other kids getting dropped off
>You try to get out of the car before the next chorus
>But Mom kisses you on the cheek and starts driving away
>"Just call me angel of the morning, angel"
>Look back to see a cabal of Hellhounds and Demons snickering at you
>The Valkyries and Angels blushing when you look at them

>>20723454
>Bicorn’s daughter’s rebellious phase is when she starts wanting purity and not sharing with anyone else
>Some very rare cases where they never outgrow this and think like unicorns despite being bicorns
>”Screw you mom! My husband is mine alone and I don’t have to share with anyone!”

>"Who cares about the bad things that occur after fighting that Wurm in a fighting ring? At least you're better now thanks to Mamono Mana and you're enhanced!"
>"Mamono Mana fixes anything!"

>Get beaten up by a monstergirl who's impossibly stronger than you times ten
>Fractured bones, have to eat through a straw, the agonizing pain
>BUT ITS OKAY SHE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU BECAUSE MONSTER MANA MAGIC
>Buy the psychological wounds don't heal so easily
>it's hard not to flinch when she touches you
>Sure monster Mana "solves anything"
>But some scars and trauma won't go away that easy and it's the monster's fault

>>20723844
I got second hand social anxiety from that. Cute story but wtf

>>20723871
>second hand social anxiety
whats that?

>>20723863
>>>/tg/

>>20723846
Can you ever have too much mofu?

>>20723863

>20723863
Holy shit fuck off

>>20723844
The second she sees you so much look at another girl you're both getting arrowed.

>>20723874
Despite it being a story you get nervous and nauseous. Get the "everyones looking at me thing". The story is cute and all but I cringed hard.

>>20723876
Never!

>>20723863
This feels like shit copypasta.

>>20723877
I want a mindflayer to turn me into a sleeper agent for her cause

>>20723876

>>20723900
Who says you already aren't?

>>20723877

>>20723760
>>20723784
>>20723744
I want to understand, so why? I feel like I'd be afraid of hurting the baby.

>>20723877
>zombie guards, seize him!

>>20723908
>activate it

>>20723914
>not wanting to baste your unborn daughteru in daddy's hot sticky cummies

>>20723914
>hurting the baby
Not in Kenkou's Magical Realm.

>>20723914
>The growth of the embryo in the mother's womb is fueled by the mother's demonic energy, so the mother will need more energy than usual. Of course, the most efficient method of producing demonic energy is to have sex with her husband and obtain mana. Monsters who become mothers will then seek even more mana, so a monster's lust doesn't drop during pregnancy. On the contrary, they will instead seek to have more sex with their husband than usual. Compared to humans, they're relatively more durable. The body of a monster is specialized for sex, and mother and child can handle anything no matter how rough.

>>20723914
You don't have to worry about hurting the baby, it's in embryonic fluid so, there's no way you could hurt the baby by somehow fucking her and jostling her around. So long as you're not doing it near the stairs or mid-air you don't have to worry about killing your daughter/son

>>20723919
>>20723912
Would she make me kidnap human women for her to turn them into her minions? Maybe that's a bit dark

>>20723942
>son

>>20723932
Toddlercon is fucking disgusting. Loli is fine with me, but toddlercons can go to hell.
>>20723938
>>20723940
>>20723942
huh.

>>20723943
Willing (or at least curious) minions are better.

>tfw no older former assassin Kikimora who wants nothing more than to pamper her master yet often finds herself falling into old habits and becoming overzealous in threat assessment and neutralization

>>20723943

>>20723956
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Pregnant_Monsters

>>20723943
She'd make you marry her, have children and a spend a long fulfilling life with her. But that's not the worst part, the worst part is she didn't even mind control you in the first place

>>20721106
>The Warlock, identified as Grigori Lefkos, despite being a combat mage and a veteran of Ohayou Face Wars
>And the Order Fighter, identified as Kenny Ashburn who is a veteran of the Instant-Loss-2koma conflict.
>Ohayou Face Wars and Loss 2koma Conflict

I don't know with you guys but the Ohayou Face and Instant Loss2koma Wars sounds like some real dank conflict between staunch anti-monster people and the Demon Realm Extremists led by rather militant succubi and Baphomets

>>20723955
You're telling me you don't want a human son to make someone's daughteru happy?

>>20723976
That's still a long ways down the road.

>>20723968
Besides the transformation fetishy sex stuff, the chaos monsters are like any other monster and love their husband. People get too caught up in the scholars edgy hyperbole that was added to make them seem more spooky and fit the Lovecraft theme and because they are meant to be something even he doesn't know much about and is only going off of rumor and hearsay.

I want to get caught in between my tomboy Valkyrie and delinquent Hellhound childhood friends' attempts at capturing my affections!

>>20723987
reminds of vigors

>>20723997
What's the battle song for their battles?

>>20723987
He says it will probably be before the current generation dies off. Although monster rarely have children and live longer so generations are longer than 20 years.

>>20724005
Probably something metal. I have no idea.

>>20723956
Agreed Lolis ar fucking amazing. I'd love to be abducted by the Sabbath and test grut against Baphy-chan. But tuddlercons are gross.
>>20723976
Actually yeah. How does the human male supply stay high? Human w*Men are far inferior to MGs, so why choose them?

>>20724031
>*test my grit