/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20715724
Impossible, Bern is incapable of heart pupils. Unless perhaps it had a cracked, malformed shape.

>>20715724
Heart pupils is so gay.

>>20715896
alll umineko women are gay

>>20716073
Even the ones with children?

reminder that i make babies with lambdadelta

>>20716392
yeah

Why are smug faces + heart pupils so hot? Is because it makes it clear that bullying turns them on?

I wanna give up and die forevaaaaaar

>>20716667
I'll bully you.

>>20717093
Are you a cute witch?

>>20717093
As much as I appreciate that, this isn't /trash/, anon.

I wanna teach Beato the joys of butt sex

>>20717330
>>20717228

>>20717330
I'm pretty sure she already knows about pegging

>>20717610
but she can't anon, you need a pp to do that

Can anyone link me already PS3 patched Higurashi? When I try to do this myself, I just get a black screen. I would greatly appreciate it.

>>20717093
>>20717228
This is basically 20% fetish, 60% shitposting and 20% actual discussion of the games

>>20718597
true, bullying is canon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM9LfBh449E

I recently started umineko after playing higurashi a few months back, but I can't seem to get myself to like it.
I've currently read the first two chapters, and I'm still planning on finishing as I really enjoyed Higurashi.
I just wanted to ask why there is such a following around this SN? Does it get a lot better in the later chapters?

>>20719744
If you stay here you're going to get spoilered

If you don't enjoy the story after the first 4 chapters, you might not even want to read the last 4.

>>20717610
Yikes man, thats a bit transphobic don'cha think?

>>20719744
It only gets better until you hit chapter 7, keep reading

What is the best climax song and why is it resurrected replayer?

>>20719978
You should tell me!

>>20720003
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Are we the Rick and Morty fanbase of the VN world?

>>20720102
>we
stop that

>>20719978
I love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A44lG8CJfA
I'll never understand why it only plays ONCE

>>20720095
You need to be less of a spaz Butthead!

>>20720102
Rosatrice shitters are the rick and morty fanbase

>>20718791
I want beato to sexually bully me.

>>20720269
>beato will never put a collar around your neck

oof

auu auu auuu

>>20720102
>Rick and Morty
What's that? Never heard of that VN. Is it any good?

>>20720786
El gordojooji

F A T

>>20719978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDPJuAxZaOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaB_UXnMMQw

At least post that drawing of Shannon feeding him cake on their date.

>>20720819
I don't have that one

>>20720819
Fuck off Jooji

>>20720819

>>20721011
Jesus what the fuck thats incredible

>>20721011

>>20719857
It wasn't a joke about how she was birn male, but I understand why it would look like it was. The joke was about Beatrice's character who's dominant anf constantly wants battler to submit to her

>>20719857
she does not have a working pp tho, so butt stuff is the solution

>>20721310
straps are a thing

Does Higurashi not have a voice patch for the last two chapters? Can't seem to find any info about that.

>>20721323
mmmm, you win anon

I had to check the link of the thread if it was /trash/ or not. You guys are awful in this current thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4J-1Evgac

>>20723032
this is just what I needed, thank you

>>20723032

>>20721235
>>20723032
Is this legal? Should I call the Senate?

This exists!

>>20723634
this pic makes me miss beato's voice
what's even the point of the manga if it lacks such a great feature?

>>20723634
What the fuck is in those syringes?

>>20723937
hormones

>>20723634
Meh generic anime moeblob Beatrice doesn't really work

>>20723998
alright, i had a laugh

>ywn have a rich pseudo-aristocratic family with disastrous dysfunctional power rivalries between it's members
Why even live?

>>20723634
Beato exists! Uu-!

>>20724260
Time to start making one. Do you have a daughter?

>>20724281
I'm not an absolute chad of a man enough to pull it off.

>>20724303
i wish i had some fedora juice right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ64dZHzZLo

>>20715724
They suit Lambda the most, but Dlanor's are cute too.

>>20720194
Reminder.

>>20723630
There are no laws about selfcest.

>>20724512
only story Grandpa would tell would be of Beatrice

Maria would love those stories!

>>20724131

Umineko gold launch when so i can get some nice merch from backing it when

>>20724007
agree, just knowing the artist sat down to draw beato does 50% for me tho

>>20725747
cute as fuck
know who the artist is?

>>20723630
I wonder what being a witch of the senate is like
are there debates and votes? alliances and rivalries? who's the supreme chancellor?

>>20725917
supreme chancellor is whoever can make the smuggest face

>>20725894
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4482136
A lot of cool shit here.

>>20725949
There's even a bit of RGD/Higanbana!
thanks for sharing

>>20719756
>>20719930
ch. 1 was actually decent, but ch 2 and now the beginning of ch 3 really disappointing me.

i'll just keep reading for now, but the entire battler vs beato ruins my immersion.
i would much prefer if they did it as in higurashi, with the reason for the repeating events not being explained until later on.
atm it feels more like a comedy, because it seems like both battler and beato are pants of head retarded.

>>20726103
disappointed*

>>20726103
Battler is retarded so you aren't wrong

>>20726103
Battler is big brained, just open your heart and you'll see

>>20726103
He should just accept the fact that witches are real already

>>20726103
>literally debating with a witch about witches

He's a giant idiot, witches are clearly real

>>20726103
Just find out whodunnit and you won't have to read anymore

>>20726205
please don't even joke about this argument I know people that stopped because of this

>>20720536

>>20726344
t. ryukishi07

Are there actually people who finish episode 8 and don't think magic is real?

>>20726557
>not picking the trick ending

Ange except she's an emo boy.

>>20726648
Emo chicks are cute, emo guys are pathetic

>>20726354
do not bully the dumb ghost

Tonight I dreamed that I was explaining what visual novel and umineko are to a nice 3d girl that looked like erika (blue hair and all).
I hate erika.

>>20726782
not if they're cute!

>>20726782
Emo girls are into anal so Ange was probably into anal too! I Bet she played with pencils when se was lonely in the institute.

>>20726103
>but the entire battler vs beato ruins my immersion
Maybe you're looking at Umineko the wrong way? There's more to its mysteries than who did the murders and how, and I'm not just talking about the epitaph. You're expected to question and think over what's being presented to you. And during EP4, it really starts to show that Umineko is more than just about mysteries and murder.

What do you think so far? Are there only 18 people on the island or is there really another unknown person?
Why is everyone being killed? It can't be for the gold, EP2 shows that the mastermind already has access to it.
Why are the murders following the epitaph? Why are there magic circles appearing at crime scenes?
Why is Battler so important that this game between him and Beatrice is continuing even after his humiliating defeat at the end of EP2? Why does Beatrice continue to play with him and give him another chance to try and solve the mysteries? Does this mean it's possible or impossible to solve with purely non-magical human culprits and methods?

>>20726103
And one more thing to add on to >>20727484
Who (or what) is Beatrice.

Someone post the christian forum post about Erika being atheism incarnate with a funny erika face on it

This is a bit of a long shot, but has anyone read the novelized versions of Higurashi or Umineko? If so, how is the prose in them? Are they closer to LNs or regular novels?

>>20727527

The Japanese novels?

>>20727569
Yes.

>>20726344
How is it a joke?

Is anyone working on a translation for Forgery of the Purple Logic? I'm honestly contemplating translating it myself if no one else will.

>>20727511
there you go

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1413d326-7d48-4c56-b364-f8babbbce008

>>20729478
believing in the truth?
jews trying to tell me Im delusional once again, you cant hide the truth that Im perfect!

Every thread until you can understand Italian and laugh with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btx2Op2C3tc

Did Amakusa ever give Ange/Yukari a try of his popsicle?

>>20727858
Battler isn't trying to prove that there is no Beatrice in front of him in the meta world dumdum, he's trying to prove that witches don't exist in the real world, and especially not on Rokkenjima.
And he was right, they don't. Or at the very least Beatrice doesn't, voyager witches are so fundamentally different that to them Beato isn't even a real witch in the meta world.

>>20730035
Don't just go out and spoil him.
Then again, the dumbass is in this thread even though he's still reading.

>>20730022
ange is not into men

>>20730069
Are you saying Battler isn't a man?

>>20730080
she idolizes him like a young little sister, it looks like brocon because she's an adult but part of her character is that her childhood was stolen away and never got the chance to mature

>>20730114
Okay but think about this: threesome with Ange, Battler, and Mammon

>>20730126
Being the stake of greed, wouldn't Mammon try to steal Battler's attention from Ange? I don't think that'd end well.

>>20730346
That would only make Ange compete even more for her brother's attention, so we can say for sure that it'll end well for Battler.

how hard would it be to make an umineko 2hu game

>>20730604
Like a mod? I guess that wouldn't be very hard if you already have the sprites and illustrations

>>20730069
Ange is into anal.

>>20730035
But the only reason Battler is opposed to the idea of Beatrice having done it is his naive modern insistence against everything supernatural. Which doesn't make any sense if you consider the fact the he is literally arguing with a witch.

>>20731191
so am I
looks like we share a common interest

>>20731199
next time on: Small Brain Anon Doesn't Understand Anything

>>20731209
More like small brain Battler doesn't understand anything

>>20730035
>And he was right, they don't.
Are you using some kind of alternative definition of "witch"?
>Or at the very least Beatrice doesn't
How exactly does she not exist on Rokkenjima? Are you using some kind of alternative definition of "exist"?

>>20731199
It makes sense to him though, since he doesn't acknowledge her as a witch.

Beatrice and Battler are playing dnd and Battler thought they had established that magic couldn't be used. Battler is really confused and refused to believe her character uses magic and think it must be an elaborate trick. Beatrice is having a blast and just keep doing wild shit.

>>20731253
Lambda is the worst DM.

>>20731242
are you the guy that's still reading, do you like super ultra strongly believe in magic or did you just not understand a thing about how magic works in EP4 and skipped EP7?

>>20731295
Does me being him somehow change the answers to the questions in the post you're replying to? Clearly I don't care about spoilers if I'm arguing with someone who has read the game.
It seems like you're the one who skipped those episodes, probably EP8 too, since you effectively claim that Ange doesn't exist in the "real world". And that somehow Beato doesn't "exist" on the island despite clearly being able to act physically (having unique control of a body or even a unqiue body isn't necessary for existence).

>>20731349
how about this
leave the thread
finish reading
then come back
because you won't understand jack shit till then even if we explain it to you, unless you want a fucking essay

>>20731395
I think at this point
it's pretty clear that
you aren't in a position
where you can explain much to me
if you can't even discern the identity of the people you are talking to.

>>20731349
By "exist" I obviously mean as a witch that can effectively use magic to do stuff, like invoking stakes to kill people or magically pass through locked door, the kind of stuff Meta-Beatrice claim Rokkenjima Beatrice can do. That's what Battler is trying to deny, and that's what isn't real in the end. There's no occurrence of magic actually being used anywhere in the real world, in Umineko. Yes, Beatrice "exists" but she's dead and she was never a witch, neither was Maria and neither is Ange. That's what I meant by "witches don't exist". I can pretend I'm a spaghetti monster all I want, that doesn't make spaghetti monsters real

Anybody knows if Ange is disguised as anyone in particular here?

>>20731666
Why would I give up Ange's identity to you, Satan!?

witch bussy

>>20731426
>a witch that can effectively use magic to do stuff
There was a definition of "magic matching a result" given in the story which makes her claims that the crimes were carried out by magic valid at that point in time, assuming Battler doesn't present another possibility.
And that's clearly not the only thing the words "witch" or "magic" mean in Umineko. You seem to be thinking of the existence of witches and magic too literally, when their literal existence/nonexistence the way you describe it (being able to summon spaghetti monsters, etc.) doesn't really matter and is pretty clear from the get-go, just like in our world. The initial "debate" over that type of magic existing is just her way of making Battler want to challenge her and solve the riddle that is Beato.

>>20731805
The literal existence/nonexistence is what Battler is trying to fight in the beginning though. And he stops when he understands during episode 5 that, like you say, magic and witches are something different and more important than what he initially thought. I wouldn't say it's pretty clear from the get-go, that's why some early readers think that Battler is retarded for denying her when she's right in front of him or this kind of stuff >>20731199 but whatever
Do we agree here?
If we don't please explain what you think is the definition of witches and magic that Battler is trying to deny at first

Witches are real, you guys finished the VN and you don't understand this already? kukuku

*cackle cackle*

I would spend my entire wage slave savings to watch Cravat-kun and Lion fuck each other.

>>20732300
imagine the horror if they're both girls

>>20732300
Making Lion a cum slut!

>>20732084
>Do we agree here?
Partly. I see Battler as also denying Beato as an entity which could exist in some concrete form and be considered a witch in a way, i.e. he doesn't truly acknowledge "the witch's game" as a legitimate game with someone creating it for a purpose until that conversation with Dlanor and Virgilia at the end of EP5 where they talk about trust. This is stronger than just denying the means by which she claims to have commited the murders since it also inadvertently denies forms of real magic in the process.

>>20731200
Ange wouldn't admit that tho

The anon that said "the anon that said he was going to start a drawing of a blond character,
and that the drawing would have a penis in it,
hasn't posted anything for a few days
so I think I'll take it upon myself to fulfil the vague promise" hasn't posted anything for a few days.
So I think I'll take it upon myself to fulfil the vague promise.

>>20732989
im still waiting on my jessica x battler story, its a rough fri*cken life out here

>>20732989
Please be Takano.

>>20732450
Making successor-sama swallow!

Haven't been lurking here for a couple months. Can somebody bring me up to date what happened to the kickstarter?

>>20733521
https://twitter.com/CatboxCreative/status/1074076538994393088
This talks about the delay. You can look at this optimistically and believe they're trying to make sure everything is absolutely prepared before starting so that no further issues come up once it begins, or you can look at this pessimistically and take this as a worrying sign. It's pretty annoying that it's been nearly 3 months since the reveal and still no Kickstarter.

I'm hoping we get some real news on the Kickstarter at the very start of February. The closest we've had for a clue on it's starting is this tweet that was posted on the 11th of this month.
>Stay tuned everybody, it's almost Kickstarter time!
https://twitter.com/CatboxCreative/status/1083828984968867840

>>20726103
>because it seems like both battler and beato are pants of head retarded.
They pretty much are, just enjoy the ride.

>>20732989
hope we'll get three

>>20732989
A lot of forgotten promises around here...

Does the purple poltergeist with boobs for brains count as a witch?

>>20734517
I'll need to perform a physical examination of those breasts before I can say for sure.

>>20732300
Cravat-Kun's name is Mitake Miyao

>>20735249
lets call him Mimi

>>20735249
>Miyao
Is she some sort of a cat?

>>20735288
Yes.

>>20734677
Make sure to be thorough.

>>20735258
cute but that's my grandma's nickname so I'll refrain

>>20735934
battle to the death over the nickname Mimi

i think you know who wins

>>20735959
I'm sure mimi is nice he wouldn't kill my grandma

beato

I'm thinking about making a Umineko-themed custom poker deck, but I'm having problem picking the characters for A, K, Q, and J for each suit. Help? It can be two characters for each of those cards.

>>20736927
King and Queen would be either Beato and Battler or Bern and Lambdadelta

>>20736932
Soon I will have to leave these threads for several years since I'm english-only.

>>20737032
Bern is Q of Spades
Lambdadelta is either J of Clubs or 3 of Clubs

I hope the new wtc ost has some atmospheric black metal trance

>>20737036

>>20737248
Or dark synth retrowave

>>20737289
>>20737248
I want a mix of Bladerunner, Drive, and DOOM 2016

>>20736927
Depends if you want it more human or magical
If more humans my take on it would be:
A- GM Battler, Beato, Lambda, Bern
K- Kinzo, Rudolf, Hideyoshi, Krauss
Q- Natsuhi, Eva, Kyrie, Rosa
J- either piece Battler, Maria, Jessica, Georges

>>20737386
>either piece Battler, Maria, Jessica, Georges
or ShannonKanon, Godha, Genji and Kumasawa

Golden nocturne is 10/10

>>20737386
Lambda and Bern would work better as Jokers in my opinion. Either them or Furfur/Zepar.

>>20735249
I think I would know what my boyfriend's name is, anon.

I worship Rika she's my goddess

>>20737845
Big Rika or smol Rika?

>>20737864
Yes

>>20737804
Could be wrong but I don't think that you play with jokers in a poker game, otherwise yeah they would be perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ-wkB2lQ9M

Just for how long can a pair of chopsticks keep her occupied?

Does anyone have Rosatrice part 1 saved? I wanted to have fun with a friend who finished playing. Fuck FRONTIERWORKS.

https://twitter.com/yurifucker/status/1090463445839941633?s=20

>>20737289
I want some light symphonic chamber trance.

>>20738750
seconding

>>20738750
Sorry i deleted all of those videos, it makes me cringe watching them now.

>>20738750
>>20739554

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxIL0pONG0

I made a thing.

>>20726077
Is that an erection

>>20739763
She's mockingly looking at your erection.

BEATO

>>20726103
Why didn't the "witches" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of manga? Seriously, each chapter following the detective wannabe and his relatives from the Ushiromiya family as they die inumerous times has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gory imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of human tricks, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Ryukishi07 vetoed the idea of any serious company being in charge of editing his script; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his novels. The When They Cry series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Philo Vance series in its refusal of wonder, logic and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the novels were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the visual novel was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character explained something, the author wrote "詰まり" in the beginning of the sentence.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Ryukishi's mind is so governed by bad habits and needless repetition that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Umineko by the same Nasu Kinoko. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Umineko at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Fate/Stay Night." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Umineko" you are, in fact, trained to read Type-Moon.

>>20739746
its a bad thing.
i liked it anyway though, it's okay.

>>20740498
9/10 you should just change the "anti-Christian" line

Sorry if this has been asked before but is there any working archive for the OMKC sprites? Even after some half-assed digging I couldn't find one.
>>20740199
They are lovers!

>>20740742
https://www.mediafire.com/?ji7zi1k9571z9

>>20740799
Thank you so much, anon.

Seacats on the front page!

Umineko.

>>20741145
beatrice on the right, kinzo on the left?

>>20740577
I want to give this nipah a head pat

>>20740077
>>20740081
I want this Lambda to step on me.

Witches? Really dude?

>>20736503

>>20742360

BEATO

Do you pronounce Beato the Japanese way or do you pronounce it Beet-oh?

>>20742901
Beet-riss

>>20742501

>>20742901
Beat-O cause it sounds like a rad DJ

I want Beto to run for president while wearing a Beato's outfit!

What's the deal with the windows of the next room over being sealed by Dlanor in episode 6? Beato acts like she's being generous when she allows Erika to use it so are we supposed to believe there's some other solution that doesn't use the window? And just what is the idea behind it being sealed in the first place?

>>20740498
Oh boy i remember the old "type moon vs 07th expansion" fights.

>>20742901
bee uh toe or somtimes bay uh toe

>>20718597
And 100% reason to remember the name

I did it guys, I finally finished Umineko. It took close to a year altogether, though I read 5-8 in less than a month.

>>20744479
Congratz anon!
Make sure you read the episode 8 manga as well as the confession.

>>20744406
you have no idea how tempted i was to make that shitpost

>>20744486
>as well as the confession
Why would anyone read it if they aren't stupid?

>>20744642
you never know

>>20744642
Because is really different compared to the previous EP.

>>20744642
To confirm your answers. Plus it includes a bunch of extra information that helps flesh things out.

I had a crush on Kinzo until EP7.
But i would dress up as beatrice and let him fuck me all day.

>>20744826
will you bear my child so I can fuck it sometime down the line?

>>20744988
Ange deserves getting her hair bobbles pulled.

>>20745094
Pretty sure they're an erogenous zone for her.

>>20744857
No, im not a degenerate sorry.

>>20745266
>I had a crush on Kinzo
>im not a degenerate
?????

>>20740498
Is this a butthurt typemoon fag copypasta of some kind? Because it's laughably not true.

>>20742901
I pronounce it the Italian way because I'm a pretentious twat.

>>20743406
>>20746124
I pronounce you husband and wife

>>20746135
I'm only going to date a weeb if they're cute. Umineko is the only weeb thing I'm into.

>>20743002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMeV8av62U

>>20746159
>umineko weeb
Huh?

>>20746192
Am I mistaken that this is the most weeaboo board on 4chan?

>>20746159
>>20746192
>>20746201
What's a "weeb"?

>>20746201
You are mistaken. Weaboos idealize Japan. /jp/ hates Japan. If anything, the posters here are otaku.

>>20746201
But umineko is not weeb. Its like weeb for the japanese related with western stuff.

>>20746221
>>20746222
>>20746223
I'm clearly using the term very loosely. /jp/ seems to have the most affinity with Japanese (specifically otaku) culture than other boards and since the vast majority of the browsers of 4chan aren't Japanese, they're 'weebs' in a liberal sense of the term.

Then again as I said I'm far from an authority on this so feel free to say that I'm dead wrong.

>>20746244
Ok, I get that. But what's a weeb though?

I have a confession to make

>>20746247
Obviously the strict definition is someone with an obsessive, albeit surface level interest Japanese culture which is usually otaku-related but I was using 'weeb' to refer to otaku-related things in general.

I think it says something about Uminenko's otaku-affinitity that 07th Expansion has a permanent thread here.

>>20744520
I'm pretty sure I do have an idea since I was similarly tempted

>>20745216
What isn't?

I thought weeb was like nerd, only instead of tech its japanese stuff.

>>20746787
Weaboo used to refer to a specific type of fan of Japanese/Otaku culture: they have an idealized image of Japan in their head which is based off of anime and manga, and they try to talk and act like they're Japanese or came out of an anime. Such people are typically teenagers going through a phase but some are adults that never grew out of it.
The meaning of weaboo came during a time when Wapanese was filtered to Weaboo on 4chan. Then people kept misusing it to label people with any interest in anything Japanese no matter how that person behaved and saw continued used outside of 4chan, more people started using it ironically, and now it's lost its edge and has become less of a derogatory term with a specific meaning and more of a general term like "nerd". Weaboo has always been an insult, only now the term has become embraced by some people.

Cum witch fart anus smegma cum cum ass Ange.

>>20747031
true poetry

>>20747031
Angste's human condition

https://twitter.com/tortokhod/status/1087666921615568896/video/1

>>20747524
Fuck I can relate. Bore through that whole scene of "Mion's" confession.

Is it Golden Fan-tay-zhuh?
or Fan-tuh-sea-uh?

I always pronounce it the first way, but a friend said it the second way and now I have doubts.

>>20746259
...Yes?

>>20748650
Jesus Christ. Why do English speakers have so many different sounds for the same vowel? That's why they can't pronounce foreign words for shit.

All the non-retarded languages have ONE static pronunciation for each of the FIVE vowels and that's it.

>>20748773
Hello, I see you have a problem understanding linguistics and have a fantasy view of how other languages are constructed as well.

>>20748801
He's right tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qf22yjgbvo

DIE THE DEATH

IN A WORLD... WHERE ERIKA IS FAT...

>>20749577
audible kek anon, nice

>>20749577
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIW30I8HbrQ
I tend to imagine that Marie is always leaking poo

>>20749728
Marie was born to be bullied

I'm partway through Episode 5 now, is it possible for me to know, or make a guess at, the meaning of Battler's sin of six years ago? Or is it just a tease for hints that will come later?

>>20749869
Yes, now leave before you get spoilered NERD

>>20749869
It was solvable as soon as EP3-EP4 or so.

>>20749869
they straight up tell you in episode 1, but you just gloss over it as meaningless small talk. Most hints or even answers during the first 4 episodes are said in plain english and put right in your face. You'll want to off yourself when you reread parts because you'll feel like the epitome of a brainlet.

>>20749577
I just found the new picture I'm going to use for my internet profile

>>20749869
He killed a man.

>>20750174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymBixP5rQU

>>20749869
He is secretely Kinzo and his sin is not distributing the inheritence properly before his death.

Shannon is best seacat she can't refuse to anal.

Satoko fart queen.

>>20750609
The slut can't even refuse her own brother and keeps asking for more.

>>20750651
Is that actually Yasu masturbating? Sayo is pretty lewd!
Well, she's a boy.

>>20749869
When Umineko was first released, everyone had to wait months for new Episodes to come out. This gave them plenty of time to think about what they read, read it again, and discuss it with other people. Don't try to blaze through it all too quickly, you only get one chance to read Umineko for the first time. If you can't even come up with a solid theory for Battler's sin at this point, Episode 6 is going to be annoying and painful.
Once you finish Episode 5, it will be your last chance to try and figure out the mysteries. The Question Arc has concluded with Episode 4, and Episode 5 clarifies a few more things.

>>20750609
Maria can't really refuse either.

>>20748753
I'm a witch...

>>20749874
>>20749892
>>20749899
Excellent, I think I've got it, then. Thanks.

>>20750305
bring back annotations please

>>20750687
If Yasu could masturbate Beatrice wouldn't exist.

>>20751206
Explain????
Deep as fuck.

>>20751220
Yasu cant masturbate that's why she's nuts.

>>20751268
>she
>nuts
Ehhh????

>>20750174
>>20749869
He killed fitty men

>>20751206
I always assumed Yasu still had a prostate. Fingering your ass does wonders.

>>20751268
>>20751820
I'm sure it might temporarily alleviate some of her issues, but ultimately she wants the acceptance of another human. So in the long-term it would just remind her of her furniture body even more.

>>20752468
she wants the dick* of another human

That aside, I want an alternate Umineko where she leaves the island to actually look for Battler.

>>20752543
>she wants the dick
I consider that as being part of acceptance for her.

>>20749514
At least she'll have tits that way.

You can shit on it all you want but the best thing to come out of the Umineko anime is the fact that anime Maria has a fang

>>20752805
amen

>>20752805
cute fang

>>20752543
It's not a she what the fuck are you guys doing.

>>20752880

>>20752880
In the non-lion timeline she's two girls and one boy, so mostly female. Also her avatar in ep7 looks female

>>20750890
Lewd, post magical boobies

>>20750305
Nice!

>>20715724
the 2009 himatsubushi manga artist drew Rika today.

>>20753374
cute!

Ange failed all her classes and can't even do long division.

>>20753502
I'd long divide her though if you know what I'm saying

>>20753526
Calm down Bern

>>20753502
She deserved the bullying.

>>20753374
Honestly I can hardly recognize her and I wouldn't have if I randomly saw the pic.

What's going to come out first, the rest of Higurashi on steam or an English translation of WTC5?

>>20754206
unironically the tl for wtc5

>>20753374
My girlfriend Rika is so cute

>>20754340
Anon, why is your gf 10 years old

>>20754399
100*

R8 my phone wallpaper.

>>20754713
How much do you hate yourself?

>>20754713
I feel sick

>>20754713
you're alright

>>20754713
Very kafkaesque

>>20754713
Nightmare fuel

>>20754713
I guess it's more acceptable than my anime girls

>>20742901

the end of the world

>>20755178
I wish

write me a story

>>20752630
She already does.

>>20756695
Ange died a virgin.

>>20757058
What kind of contraption did she use to conceal them from Battler? I don't think the lack of detective's authority would be enough for his sommelier eyes to not notice it.

>>20754340
you girlfriend is my wife dude

>>20757523
It's simple! She used a duct tape sarashi to bind her breasts down! In this way, she could conceal her bust while simultaneously smuggling in extra seals! Two birds with one stone! Battler wouldn't be able to tell without touching her.

Erika is shit. Why do you like her?
She only cares about winnig, and doesn't give a damn about the truth.
She's made for hardcore abuse

>>20758393
She made me so mad I forgot the abuse pic

>>20758393
She was shit in EP5, but Battler was so insufferable in EP6 Erika became more sympathetic by default.

>>20758393
You don't have to agree with her to like her.
>She's made for hardcore abuse
She'd be pretty fun to abuse. Making her revise her theory and laughing at her obvious and pathetic attempts at keeping it consistent.

>>20758438
>Battler was so insufferable in EP6
How so? He wasn't really playing to win as he stated himself. He got his goal accomplished in the end with "resurrecting" Beato, while Erika didn't accomplish shit.

>>20758469
>WAAAAAH BEATO ISN'T TSUN ENOUGH
Full fucking retard, and it's only made worse by the Kinzo parallels and how chick Beato is much closer to Yasu's real personality than Beatrice is.

>>20758499
>WAAAAAH BEATO ISN'T TSUN ENOUGH
That's an understandable initial reaction to losing someone, even if he's wrong for taking it out on her.
>and it's only made worse by the Kinzo parallels
Which he fully acknowledges as being a bad thing. He could just tell her the truth to make her go through those thousand years again if he merely wanted to use her for his own sake.
Part of his later goal is being able to see and accept this new Beato as being Beato. And he thinks he can only do this if Beato chooses to realize the truth using her own will.

Hi /07th/, what is your favorite umineko track ?
I love the Kinzo theme, it conveys a lot of feelings. Kinzo is underrated.
https://youtu.be/tPIxN7byEEw?list=PLSRAaUuVzrQQ87-xuaBj7Mowlg8cQcWpz