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Kanchō (カンチョー) is a prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus, often while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!"

>> No.20713975

>>20713807
Getting arrested and smelly fingers in Japan 101: This Fucking Thread.

>> No.20714035
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20714035

Kore wa shin Maho threado desu

>> No.20714271

i want to be a japanese girl with a blonde americajin exchange student classmate and give her a full kancho in the changing room when she has the least amount of fabrics protecting her anus

>> No.20715452

>>20714271
Wouldn't you mind the smell of your fingers afterward?

>> No.20715496

>>20715452
haha no because that would be gross hah

>> No.20715722

>>20713807
kancho the pussy

>> No.20717224

im russian. i get problem read ur english.

>>20713975
>Getting arrested and smelly fingers in Japan 101: This Fucking Thread.
what is 101?

>>20714035
>Kore wa shin Maho threado desu
what? english lang plz, not japan

>>20714271
>i want to be a japanese girl with a blonde americajin exchange student classmate and give her a full kancho in the changing room when she has the least amount of fabrics protecting her anus
u japan girl and ur classmate include anericajin blonde girl?

>>20715452
>Wouldn't you mind the smell of your fingers afterward?
fun > smell

>>20715496
>haha no because that would be gross hah
if kancho is strong (aka gross) then no smell?

>>20715722
>kancho the pussy
u really make it? details plz

>> No.20717594

>>20717224
101 is commonly used in a joking sense. Most times 101 is to be taken literally like numbers in succession - 98, 99, 100, 101 and can be used as a numerical value - the car was traveling at 101 Km/h.

The use of 101 in a joking way is rarely if ever seen or used anymore in the real world.

>> No.20717680

>>20717594
Nice job explaining it, Anonymous.
Russian-dude-man: 101 comes from the naming convention of courses in Colleges where the first course is [Subject] 101 -- in this case, >>20713975, was implying that it is the introductory course teaching you how to get arrested and how to get smelly fingers in Japan.

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>>20713807
GuP thread? Are tanks /jp/?

>> No.20717697

>>20717684
Yes.
Type 5 Heavy is cancer.

>> No.20717707

>>20717697
Not nearly as cancerous as IS3A

>> No.20717759

>>20717707
>IS3A
Oh boy.
I never got that tank. What's it even like now?

>> No.20717887

>>20717680
tenx

>> No.20718048

in school-years, im look naruto-fan kanchoing teen-boy (in russia). He say "kakashi in naruto make this", i shoked and think "naruto is kinky anime. this joke is f*cked kinky evil".

in high-shool, im watch youtube and open random video: airport security (actor) grab girls and kancho. im shoked.i read comments and i know about kancho and 1000 years of pain. i think "kancho is painful body and moral violent. its no good. kancho-players is bad"

shok has passed and i get fetish girl-kancho. im not kanchoing in real life, im kanchoing in fantasy. im fing all information of girl-kancho: photo,video,fragments of anime and manga, discussions,storyes. its like porn for me.

if i look girl wearing tight clothes and/or bending over then im dreaming kancho they.

im want get kancho-accessible girlfriend and kancho they every-day. really find kancho-accessible girlfriend? girls in russia hate kancho.

im want such kancho-fetish-sites like porn-sites.

>> No.20718748

>>20717224
>fun > smell
Anon do your parents know your gay?

>> No.20718837

>>20718748
thread about kancho in girl. poke girl ass is not gay, it is getero

>> No.20720096

>>20713807
I almost did it in 5th grade but didn't wanted to because I was very close to be suspended in that year because I got like 7 notices to my mom and I don't wanna get the money belt that she would give me.
>>20714271
This anon is pure evil though.

>> No.20720101 [DELETED] 

>>20720096
Roll to determine Arm wrestling stats!

>> No.20720116 [DELETED] 

>>20720096
The fridge magnets a money belt, a southern cross hook with a brass glove?
>AdShop Men's Money Belts & More. Free Shipping On Orders Over $50!
Well that's dumb!

>> No.20720439

>>20720096
>This anon is pure evil though.
it is not evil. he'll just help her learn the high notes.

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>>20717684
I hope so. GuP is seemingly permanently banned in /a/ and /c/ is just for imagedumping with zero discussion so I vote guppies to stay in /jp/ along with 2hus, Besides the culture in /a/ guppy threads are pretty similar to /jp/'s take it easy anyway

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>>20717697
Just press 2 twice bro.

>> No.20721095

>>20720832
how gup is associated with the Kancho?

>> No.20721185

>>20720950
Not required for 277.
265 pen is more than enought for me to fuck them up
Bounce? We ramp it up to 340.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOLD!

>> No.20721400

>>20721095
All the girls are gay

>> No.20722686

>>20713807
Is it bad if I love to get kancho'ed?

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>>20721400
lies and slander.
pic related, my gf and future wife exchanging sweet nothings briefly while at a break from work.

>> No.20723033

>>20722686
No! Its very good! U boy or girl? describe your feelings with kanchoed. tell me in what situations it was

>> No.20726595

kancho is rape

>> No.20726600

>>20720832
>GuP is seemingly permanently banned in /a/
why?

>> No.20726640

>>20726600
I don't know, ask the mods

>> No.20726670

>>20726600
because /a/ is dumb

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>> No.20726683

>>20726678
Where's her ass?

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>>20726683
her breasts absorbed it.

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when are we going to get a mommy und panzer spinoff with the best mommy in recent anime history,

>> No.20726852

>>20726712
If she is the best mommy why did she lock her husband up in the basement?

>> No.20728292

>>20726600
Most likely they're making generals about it instead of just occasional threads.

>> No.20731437

>>20728292
So this means this board will have GuP generals now?

>> No.20731449

why are you discussing gup in kancho thread?

>> No.20731828
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>>20731449
Because OP image silly boy.

>> No.20732407

>>20731437
I fucking hope not.
/vg/ harbored the GuP girls over on /wotg/ but not even the cute tenk girls could save the travesty that is World of Tanks and ShitGaming's abhorrent practices. I think it's dead now.

>> No.20733400

>>20732386
no. bothers me language barrier and I for the first time on this website

>> No.20734152

>>20731828
>and, y'know, sodomised them
I do not know, can someone give me a quick rundown?

>> No.20735366

>>20732407
Good riddance then.

>> No.20737541

>>20726595
and if I find a girl and warn her when I first meet her, what do I do all of a sudden when I want to? then if she keeps seeing me, then I agree, and it's not a crime.

>> No.20737548

upd: then SHE agree

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>> No.20741921

I dont know where to post since /wotg/ is dead so I'll just post here with a sage. Ever since I got to 50% winrate my winrate refuses to go up. I regularly check wotinfo and while it was constantly around 55% for recent WR before I reached 50% overall it has now gone down below 50% recent.
Fully aimed shots go wide, shots in the rear and side bounce, mysteriously getting spotted while being covered in bushes, team withers away in 3 minutes, while I didnt beleive when people said that, I certainly do feel this game is rigged, on a per match basis, since the opposite happens when Im on a losing streak, shots magically pen turrets frontally, unaimed shots at LTs at full speed hit pen and track them, and other bullshit.

>> No.20742981

>>20741921
It's kind of funny, WoT used to be posted here before /vg/ absorbed online games. You could probably make a military otaku thread with a touhou skinned tank and have it be a WoT/GuP/Strike Witches kinda thing. Just a thread though, no more fucking generals that need to be kept alive just because you don't want your club to die.

>> No.20749079

>>20742981
Is that allowed?

>> No.20749900

>>20742981
I've seen many generals die not even reaching bumplimit.
Some idolfags generals gave up and moved to discord now. Let's hope other generals follow suit.

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>>20720832
Can the witches come too?

>> No.20750010

>>20720439
I love the way you think, anon.

>> No.20750105

>>20750000
there can be one thread for all the military girls

in /k/

>> No.20755297

>>20750000
no.
that is final.

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