/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*brofist*

Thanks, bro. However, there are just some people who are more interested in those one night stands than those lasting relationships.

Anonymous sets his standards way too high, which is why he's lonely. It's honestly not all that hard to find someone.

>>2067290
Q without his mask? Well I never...

It'll never work out.

>>2067302
This.
What we see when we think of love is epic shit. Real love just isn't that grand, it's nice but disappointing to us.
Let us pretend the love we seek is just around the corner, it keeps us moving.

Well go ahead, call the cops.
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.

;_;

>>2067302
Sure, you could settle. And get used.

I believe!

I'm cool, anime introduced me to the wonderful world of robot girlfriends, so I'm just waiting for Japan to mass produce them one day. I've already been saving up for one for years now, seriously. Have about $8K in my savings already for one.

>>2067307
I used to wish for epic love, but somehow that wish went away over time. Now I just want a mundane, comfortable love to come home to. That's still pretty hard though, because you have to find someone you really click with.

>>2067318
I'm saving up to retire in about 4 more years, with enough money to invest in making my own robot girlfriend. Life will be sweet.

Have any of you formed a relationship with someone on /jp/?

>>2067316
I managed to miss one digit when copying that into pixiv, and I got this.

>>2067321
That does sound best though, doesn't it?

The only girls I can get anywhere near are needy attention whores. They can fucking smell the ronery on me. Last three girls I met were the type that have a LOT of male friends, and just gravitate towards the one who'll spoil her the most at any given time.

But that's the way it's got to be. The only ones with any reasonable degree of maturity know they're out of my league.

At least I've got you, Rin. ;-;

>>2067328
I can't speak for all of /jp/, but I'm not gay.

>>2067328
No, but I did get together with a girl who dislikes going outside as much as I do, likes anime, VNs and games on a non-cringe worthy level. She also doesn't look that bad, I just happened to find her when I was playing some FPS. She doesn't browse /jp/, but it's kinda similar.

>2067312

What show is that?

>>2067334
Yes, I think it does.

>>2067340
That sounds kind of nice.

I'm online so much it's almost like i'd PREFER some lame e-relationship to a normal one.

There is no love for me in this world, because Ciel does not exist.

>>2067311
One day she'll be at Arby's, friend.

>>2067359
Arby's?

...Really?

>>2067347
It pretty much started out as an e-relationship, which on its own was pretty awesome too. Then we decided to meet one day, knowing I'm anxious she asked to meet 4 months later, giving me enough time to lose some weight and prepare myself. When the day came I just kinda forced myself and it worked out pretty well.

I'm not in school anymore. I can't just pick up a part time job and blow the money on a girl. Otherwise I'd be all over it.

I can't even have e-relationships outside of anonymous imageboards ;_;

>>2067370

It wouldn't be true love if it happened in expected places at the expected time.

>>2067369
Well, how did that go?

I'm gonna try for one of those "friend" and "girlfriend" things when I go back to school. I got nothing to lose, really.

If all else fails, I'll just be a manslave to some old rich woman. She will only love me for my body, and I will only love her for her money.

>>2067377
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

>>2067389
Girl spotted. So have you met someone on /jp/ yet?

>>2067380
:<
are you sure

>>2067381
It was very awkward, especially because I was at her place and her mother was annoying the shit out of me by giving me way too much attention. Then we went to her room to be alone, where another awkward silence that lasted for like half an hour followed. We started talking, playing some games, making out, etc. We still do most of the stuff online though, as she lives in another country and neither of us have the money yet to do something about that.

>>2067383
>She will only love me for my body

I chuckled.

>>2067383
I keep wondering if I'll ever get the urge to go out and look. It hasn't really struck me thus far.

I'm happy with my life as it is, and it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack. So for now, I'm leaving it up to fate I suppose.

>>2067312
Where is this from?

>>2067425

I think its called "Kurenai".

>>2067389

Everything costs money, babycakes. Even the dutch dates. Nobody gets to be this beautiful and charming for free.

>>2067407

That picture isn't me. For one thing, my penis isn't as big as that guy's. And I have Cho Marisa-esque abs (due to being a NEET and going to the gym everyday).

>>2067407
Is this really ZUN?

>>2067434
Yes, he said so himself a while ago.

>>2067400
Hm.

>>2067441
So you met a blue haird boy?

>>2067403
That sounds pretty nice, actually.

>>2067369

I'd settle for an e-relationship as well. It sure is tiring waking up every day, laying around with nothing to do except Internets, and going back to sleep.

How old were you, and how old was she when you met? Did you live in the same city?

>All you want is love.
If music be the food of love ....I guess you're right.

I don't need women, Anon. I have... you. You guys are the best friends I could ever wish I had.

>>2067458
;_;

>>2067458
Sure thing bro. I kind of wish I could hang out with some of you IRL, so long as we keep our power levels suppressed. But I fear that I'm alone in my part of the world.

I found a girl who likes me but we're too shy to talk to each other. So I'll most likely continue to spend my days on 4chan with you guys.

Please take care of me.

All I need is pixiv and cyanide years from now.

>>2067451
I was 19, she was 20. We probably would've had an easier time meeting up if we lived near each other, but I live in the Netherlands and she lives in England. And yeah, it really does beat waking up for nothing. Over the period of time I became a more optimistic person as well and didn't really get depressed anymore.

>>2067481

Get two. Two...units of cyanide. Pills I guess?

There's a fat chick in my linear algebra class that I am quite sure is into me. Aside from being overweight, she has a pretty face, is rather stylish and is marginally intelligent. This may be my only chance of ever getting a girlfriend in college since I'm extremely shy and never talk to anybody that I don't already know. However, she knows nothing of my perverted hobbies, which take up 70% of my time. Thus, our relationship would revolve entirely around my personality alone and whatever new interests I decide to take on.

Normally, I'd just deny myself the opportunity since I'm supposedly only attracted to 2D girls, but for some reason, I got a burning feeling in my chest like I discovered girls all over again. I'm seriously considering taking the jump, and I probably have to decide this tonight, since tomorrow I see her again and it'd be the only opportunity I have to ask her out for Valentine's.

I think I'm going to regret this. I don't even know myself anymore. Convince me not to do this /jp/.

>>2067476
Same here. Even though I know we are probably just able to tolerate each other because we don't have identities and the social drama that comes with it, I can't think of anyone else I'd get more along with.

>>2067491
Three.

>>2067491
>units
Doses.

>>2067491
Alright. We'll leave a note. I'll dress as Nitori and you dress as KK and we'll baffle the police!

>>2067497
>I'm supposedly only attracted to 2D girls
First of all, stop telling yourself that, it will only make things worse. Also, you never know whether fat girls turn out to be quite pretty when they slim down or not, so you might get lucky.

>>2067497
Just do it maine. Seriously. You have nothing to lose, and tons to gain. Who am i kidding? You just CANT make yourself say thos things, can you? Forget about the fat dyke dawg, you have /jp/ and the vast collection of 2D the internet has to offer. Read a good VN on valentines or something.

>>2067497

Convince you otherwise? Ask her out, pansy.

Good looking pudgy women are the best girlfriends you can get because they are usually so happy they have someone that they are more open to whatever your weird hobbies are and won't cheat on you.

Plus you said she was "marginally intelligent" which is only another bonus.

>>2067497

DO IT.
Opportunity only knocks once.
Don't turn out like me.

>>2067497
Do it. And then when it comes crashing down, when it has failed, it will have been seared into your mind that only 2D can fulfill your desires.

>>2067497
Don't think of this as your only chance of ever getting a girlfriend in college, please. Do you feel something for her? Do you know who she actually is?
You said she doesn't know about most of what you do... if she only likes you for your looks, then there's no way this relationship is going to evolve. Don't be too rash, Anon.

...shit.
I suck at giving advice.

Seriously, as lame as e-relationships are they would be more suitable only because I'd prefer to be at home more often than not. I couldn't imagine having to go out all the time with a girl here.

>>2067497
Dont do it. You'll regret it.

>>2067497

Sounds like the experience could be interesting. You have my support, so go for it, bro.

>>linear algebra class

Damn, I want to take that. I gotta sit through a calculus class first, though.

Love? I want you to fuck off! Where do you get "love" from "fuck off"?

Whenever I feel down, I watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGsBoIH6Tw

I end up watching it everyday.

I can quite honestly say that I don't have time for love in my current situation. Maybe if everything could be played out on my terms, but if she expected much affection, which I suppose all humans do, it wouldn't work.

Eh, it's not that bad. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices in order to get ahead in life. In one and a half years, the opportunities might start coming back to me.

Every girl that I end up talking to either friend-zones me right away or has a boy friend already.

The only girls who have ever liked me didn't interest me. Yes, I may be ronery but I still have some standards.

Bloody hell, swapping /a/ and /jp/ have left behind horrors even worse than I imagined.

SAGE

>>2067539
Linear algebra is a tremendous pain in the ass for non-math majors. Too much damned work by hand.

Seriously you guys should just join in on the cyanide crew. Once you die you get transported to a fantasy realm of your choosing where you get to live out whatever you desire. And you can change the universe / setting / etc you're in whenever you want!

>>2067533
I used to think the same. Honestly, it's actually quite enjoyable.

You and me, We're the same.

Both you and I, we were always alone. Always.

We only wanted to be loved, we were always waiting. Waiting for somebody... somebody who would love us.

But we were wrong. You can't wait to be loved. You have to go out and find it.

>>2067497
Chub can be kinda cute anyway.

Go for it, pal.

>>2067561

I suppose you're not too old for me.

GIMMIE A KISS, OLD MAN!

>>2067580
multivariable calculus is more work by hand, plus most calculators can do shit like matrixes now anyway.

>>2067533
It would be much more practical for me too, but I know from experience that even getting a little emotionally attached doesn't work on the internet. One day she doesn't log on, and you feel depressed the whole day, one day she logs on an hour later than usual and you're unable to focus on anything else because of the anticipation, hell, it's not that rare for people to suddenly take a week off from the internet without saying anything. Usually you'll just be setting yourself up for a lot of self-inflicted torment.

>>2067584
Does she have a tumor in her left tit?

>>2067598
This is true. And sad. And depressing.

>>2067580
As a CS graduate, when I took Linear Algebra, I blew away all of the faggot math majors, hands down. Fags.

>>2067583
At least Otacon had an adopted loli niece to take care of.

>>2067600
Several.

>>2067600

Nope. That's what young tits look like.

OK, for those who didn't have an older sister...

When your sisters boobs are filling out, sometimes one or the other gets lopsided-looking before she hits 16.

>>2067581
This artist's stuff is making me ;_;

>>2067407
These pictures are disgusting but I can't stop smiling.
He just seems to have so much fun.

>>2067617
Huh. News to me.

>>2067630
Name, please?

>>2067663
When it comes to pixiv, the filename will help you on your way.

>>2067517
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>>2067584
...Thanks. I really needed that. Even though you're just anonymous posters on an image board, you guys really are true bros. Brofist.
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>>2067290
>It's cool if she's flat but she'll never hear the end of it anyway.
What do you mean? I love flat chests. Unless you mean she'll never hear the end of how much I love her?

>>2067700
bros4lyf yo

>>2067707
I love flat chests, but I also love teasing girls when they're insecure about something. In other words, tsundere for flat chests.

Hot girl in my class but shes a bit of a slut and more than likely thinks I'm a fucked up retarded fatass but the more time I spend near her the more I want to stay around her and not watching anime and fapping to lolis which will probably end up turning me into a rl pedophile.
Should I get clingy? Should I ask her out? Should I do nothing or should I beat her unconscious and rape her?

Here watch this naice find.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEitDCWE4Y

SNK vs Capcom was terrible. SNK doesn't know how to make a decent title most of the time, unlike Capcom.

>>2067762
No, she's the worst kind of girl. The fat chick who has a crush on the other anon would even be better than her.

Stay. Away.

>>2067815
Fat chicks don't distract me from anime and hentai though.

Relationships are for weaklings.
Take this shitty thread back to /r9k/, fucktards.

There are many newfriends and normalfags in this thread. The latter can fuck off and die. The former should learn from their elders.

>>2067844
There are more normalfag on /jp/ than you think, most of us just choose to not talk about relationships and shit to avoid shitstorms.

>>2067853
Yeah, a lot less NEETs and failures than the board brags about.

>>2067742
My choice: tsundere for insecure tsundere flat chests.
Where are you my Akiha? ;___;

As a side note, one of my friend's (nofriendsetcIknow) girlfriend recently raged over my attitude of me having no chance of ever finding a woman and that 2D is superior. Supposedly she'll be lecturing me about this stuff when I visit their apartment next time, apparently thinks I look fairly normal and could find a girl etc. How should I deal with this?

>>2067853
Then continue to hold your tongue so that the those who don't behave properly may be ostracised effectively.

>>2067889
sometimes it is a bit hard to hold it in though, anonymous goes BAWWWW SO RONERY and I feel like I should say something along the lines of "don't worry you will find someone eventually just like i d..." to cheer him up. But there's no way of phrasing it so that it's both uplifting and doesn't sound like you're waving your e-Penis around.

>>2067883

Rape the maids.

Girls never fail to make me feel like shit, why would I fall in love with one?

Back to 2D for me.

Thanks for the support anyway, OP, have a nice day.