/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Letter for you!

>>20650747
baphomet raping you because loli rape is the shit

Dark Mages are pretty good I guess!

Rata Rump!

>>20650767
Even better when they get pregnant from that and taunt you about it.

>>20650777
>oniichan's dick is inferior to the loli's pussy and should obey it like a good dick, next time both genitals meet!

I want to be a toy for an ultra powerful monster.

>>20650770
I wonder if any teenage Dark Mages have cast Megamorphisis on themselves to expedite the process.

>>20650790
Me too.

>>20650767
Give in to the Yupiel Effect.

>>20650767
Yes please but it better be amazon position.

>>20650793
If they do, it just shows how inexperienced and unready they truly are!
They must learn to seduced with their current figures before expanding upon them!

>>20650767
I would rather be raped by a smug and bratty Ropurotto Sabbath cat Witch.

>>20650767
As long as it's Kuroferuru or Shirokuto
Or both at once.

>>20650793
I hope they do.
>Loli Dark Mages getting fed up with waiting and making themselves titty monster adults
>Adult Dark Mages making themselves loli so they can dirty talk random men on the street and watch them getting flustered by a young girl being a pervert
>Married ones using metamorph magic to become things like a Manticores to "punish" husband when he's been bad

I love Moonlight Titania!

Good end or bad end?

>>20650757

Just what I've always wanted.

>>20650826
There's nothing like being the toy to a powerful monster.

>>20650873
I want one of all three. A true loli dark Mage who sometimes plays onee-san, a true Nee-san dark Mage who sometimes plays a dirty loli, and a maniacal pervert Dark Mage who is always using metamorph to be a different hybrid species.
The three pervert crones of the swamp!

>>20650878
How big is the good lady’s bust? This is important.

>>20650905
This big.

>>20650878
DD, because I need some realism with my fantasy.

>>20650790
You mean like she plays with you a whole lot for a couple of days or weeks until she gets tired and you’re out on a shelf for later, or like a stuffed animal she carries around with her everywhere and loves to pieces, sometimes literally.

>>20650920
Realism? Is that something you eat?

>>20650921
I want to bake her a big surprise birthday cake with the help of all her tiny subjects!

>>20650747
I can’t be the only one who finds that picture vaguely disturbing

>>20650827
I never understood why people liked her. There’s nothing attractive about her, to me at least.

>>20650887
Ambiguous

>>20650870
>>20650767

>>20650921
Will Ace ever not be cancerous.

>>20650929
The latter.

>>20650934

>>20650940
Fixed

man, why are you guys so negative all the time, infinychan is way comfier

>>20650887
>>20650945


>hellhound stepchildren
>she's not pregnant, just fat

>>20650942

>>20650940
I hope her tail spine gets better someday.

>>20650939
>Not linking to the full pics
Sad!
https://imgur.com/a/vnP4tv7

>>20650942
Not even the best immortal demon loli by that author.

>>20650960
Yes, the ebin smug animeme face. What about it?

>>20650955
This is actually better. Thanks anon.

>>20650942

>puts her fingers in your mouth
>& bites your neck while stepping on your erection

>Haughty black Dragon sets her sight on a unique gem in an auction
>A red Dragon also participates in the auctions and eyes the gem too
>The gem is initially valued at 10.000 gold coins
>It barely takes a minute for both dragons to bid millions on it
>The auction ends up with the place in flames and the item being stolen by the red Dragon
And this is why Tanukis refuse to serve dragons.

>>20650955
Thanks for reminding me that Slenderman is literally just Anonymous.

>>20650948
>when your autism is so extreme only literal Nazis will tolerate you

>>20650979
Even if you are correct there was no need for you to say that.

>>20650979
Slenderman is nothing but a filthy lolicon dressed in his most euphoric suit.

>>20650975
It’s like that Nagatoro girl then?

>>20650962
is it dangerous to grope a jib jib's right titty and run away as fast as i can away to not get carried away?

>>20650959
>stepchildren

>>20650997
Very dangerous.

>>20650997
You can try to run, you can try to hide. But in the end, she will find you and she will fuck you.

Jubjub Chefs

>>20650959
>stepchildren
The absolute state of Hellhoundniggers.

Gonna make a Jub Jub my dairy cow and wife!

>>20651035
Stop abusing spoilers you obnoxious fuck.

>>20650962
I'd really like to feel the texture of jubjub feathers, familiar paws, bunyip fluff and apophis scales.

>>20651042
*tips fedora

How about out of context lines?
>"long story short. she got pregnant and we can't go back to le libralry for a while"

>>20651056
Fedora tippers actually support raising other mens children.

>>20651056
Those could be sisters.

>>20651071
Look at the artists Pixiv.

>>20651076
I just did and they still could be sisters.

>>20651067
>le libralry
This is some wither some reddit shit or english isn't your first language.

>>20651076
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/14011

>>20651068
Yeah, but saying they should be shunned and refused homes until they die of starvation is just plain assholish.

>>20651093
>母娘
>sisters

>>20650939
>>20650962
>finally some good full nelson with a wonderland girl
>trying to be funny with the doughnut and the goofy face on the guy completely ruins it

>>20651108
You say this while posting a character that cheated on her husband a plethora of times.

>>20651108
Best succ

>>20651108
>just plain assholish
That's her problem for getting knocked up.

>>20650975
How do you make your neck more tantalizing?

>>20651123
So you literally think children should die for something their parents did. Enjoy dying alone.

>>20651120
That’s what you get

>>20651120
Could just do a simple edit for yourself that gets rid of those two things.

>>20651142
I'm happy other posters aren't as much of a spammy cuckold as you are.

>>20651143
might try editing out the face and doughnut completely, shame for an otherwise good pic to be soiled.

>>20651142
Give it up there's no getting through to some people. Adopterus are a fairly popular topic but somehow if the mother's still alive it's terrible because it's someone else's daughter.
It's just mental gymnastics to try and justify their inconsistent thought patterns.

>>20650948
When he stops blocking comm slots with the same image ad nauseum and stops being an egotist over poorly written cyoas. For a writer who practices so much his technical skill is rather low.

>>20651160
>>20651154
I AM A GOD AMONGST MEN
https://imgur.com/pfmb9Bq

>>20651133
>>20651157
>having basic human decency makes you a cuckold now
For fuck's sake, you don't even have to take in the mother. Just make sure the kid gets a loving home away from their shitty parents.

>>20650957
Then go and spam there instead.

>>20651185
Nice.

>>20651187
It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. If you know this shit just causes shitstorms in these threads stop posting it.

>>20650957
>8
>comfy
You have to be kidding, their paranoia about everything being political and even more extreme views of vanilla make this place look tame.

>>20650957
>spams their shit every single thread
>expects people to hand out positive responses like candy
>on a site with a shitty moderation staff that doesn't clean up said shit
Go back to your reddit colony right now, fucktard.

>>20651216
>even more extreme views of vanilla

>>20651216
Not to mention most /monster/ threads are just off topic image and meme spam.

>>20650957
You mean when it isn't discussing how monstergirls would aid you in the day of the rope and how the bible belt would welcome demons into their communities with open arms?

>>20651231
>most /monster/ threads are just off topic image and meme spam
And those fuckers have the audacity to drag that shit in here.

>>20651232
>and how the bible belt would welcome demons into their communities with open arms?
If life has taught me anything, it's that religious people are the most repressed people on Earth.

>>20651177
He is a redditchanner isn't he? Makes sense why his headpat shit is spammed here so much.

>>20650957
We just hate retarded spammers and don't worship content creators if they're consistently bad or trying to start shit. Infinitychan would get better if you actually gained some standards for once.
Look at wizardquest for example, that's one of the worst attempts at a CYOA I've ever suffered through and you guys act like Ace is writing pure gold.

>>20651094
I feel like you're more annoyed about this then you should be.
Just call it a Beast typo like I do an move on.

>>20651251
If by redditchan you mean infinitychan then yes. It goes to show how autistic the place is when no one there is tired of his autism by now.

>>20651246
I want to summon this demon.

>>20651303

>>20651316
I hope she doesn't tease me about my handwriting.

>>20651283
It's amusing how they rail against SJWs then let in a guy who has repeatedly voiced his hatred for all things sexual.

>>20651341
They're more desperate for content than we are.

Wikifag here, Pixiv status report.
I've stopped procrastinating.
I'm currently on the 5th of January, 2016. 759 files have been gathered in total, also, the quality of artwork has improved in general.
That is all.

>>20651261
And a fuck you too.

>>20651355
Powerful anon!

Holy feck that was a successful piece of bait.

>>20651355
Still going through the old pixiv stuff? Keep it up, sounds like a slog.

>>20651367
>I was simply pretending to be retarded

>>20651367
pretending to be retarded again?

>>20651340
I wouldn't be too worried.

>>20650957
There was a time I would almost believe that before actually going onto that contrarian spaghetti code website you call home. Then I realized for all its faults and all of my own faults, this thread has more activity and general comfiness to it than pretty much the entirety of your half-dead board and website.

>>20651383
Daughter dressing up as mommy! Cute!

>>20651381
>>20651382

>>20651340
A drop of your blood on the contract is fine too.

>>20651410

>>20651429
That sounds scary.

>>20651429
Wouldn't she get concerned?

>>20651429
>Anon opts to use his blood to sign a contract
>Accidentally makes a cut way too deep, starts spurting blood everywhere

>>20651475
>Extremist Demon thinks signing her contract with a drop of blood would be great and romantic
>when the time comes and she actually sees you do it, she panics, because humans did if they lose their blood!!!
>tackles you and dotes on you profusely to keep you safe and apologize for nearly killing you
Demons are cute.

>>20651492
>humans did

>>20651504
Humans do if they are killed.

>ywn go on a adventure with your Dhampir gf to stop her mother and father from controlling a small town for blood tribute.
>it was all a clever ruse to get you two to work in tandem with one another to grow as a couple.

Why was KC banned from Pixiv again?

>>20651581
he was?

>>20651581
He deleted it I think, a lot of artists do that.

>>20651511
Shirou plz

>>20651475
>>20651429
Don't you also use blood to draw the circle to summon a demon?

>>20651581
It was years and years ago so my memory may be off, but I think he was accused of plagiarism? He denied it and he's used his own website ever since.

>>20651612
Indirectly, yes. The extreme ones can’t stand the sight of humans playing around with their fragile bodies and mutilating them like that.

>>20651594
Nice to see a married couple synergise so well

>>20651624
I think Vampires would take them away for wasting blood like that

Pick your favorite flavor.

>>20650858
>tfw thought a noble battle horse from thumbnail
>actually just a different type called the noble steward

Centaur family is most noble. Likely because their real world counterparts are always known for such things.

>>20651642

>>20650955
What's the deal with the guy's shirt anyway?

>>20651714
It's the amazing turtleneck tanktop!

That or a jacket over a turtleneck.

She saw your ___.

>>20651645

Would you:?

>>20651697
They're graceful too!

>>20650767
#NotAllBaphomets

>>20651821
How many of them are there, anyway?
I thought KC's explanation of pregnancy rates was that they're inverse to power because the mana has to build up in the womb.
#NotAllThatManyBaphomets

>>20651796
I bet she's Russian.

>>20651840
They are powerful enough to still exist from before the current age but other than there only being 100 Lilims and that Baphomets are really rare and power KC doesn't actually give hard numbers or a real power or rarity ranking system. There are as many as there are people that want them.

>>20651821
>Native american baphomet
>the meme crying version at that

Noice.

>>20651840
They’re rare as hell, but MGEworld is also said to be notably larger than Earth.
There’s probably plenty of them out there in number, it’s just locating one is the issue. That part can be aided with Mana markers, that one monster tracking globe thing.

>>20651879
Indeed, helping men find rare monsters is one application of it. Though it doesn't cover the whole world.

Still, I'd wager there are at least several hundred baphomets world wide. The only monsters noted to have "very few individuals" are dark matter, and presumably automatons (since the only ones that currently exist are those that have been dug up in ancient ruins).

>>20651870
That's one foxy lady.
Even though she's really just a jackal.

How hard would monster girls try to rape a man calling himself something like "the destroyer of worlds"

>>20651903
>cheesy monster girl goes the flirting route
>"they call you the destroyer of worlds? come over here and see if you can rock mine~"

>>20651903
Why would they care if he called himself that? Now if they sensed he was actually dangerous then that'd be another matter.

>>20651929
Maybe they think chunni guys are cute.

>>20651902
That's a demon anon.

>>20651923
She ruined it.

>>20651957
Overly cheesy monster girls falling flat is cute, would humour one.

>>20651957
There are few words so terrifying to a monstergirl as "you ruined the moment."

>>20651068
>not dicking them instead
wtf is wrong with you?

>>20651216
I refuse to believe that anywhere could be more paranoid than this thread

>>20651947
Ah, its a baphomet.
Wonder why it was named Tamamo

>>20651946
>>20651923
>Anon disrobes
>'I am the King of Kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
>Baphomet's face when she sees it

>>20651899
Ironically, that map might be best suited to find Baphos for strong men rather than the other way.
>"Alright Runya, what about this mark on the north continent?"
>"She's married. Her sister isn't."
>"Excellent."

>>20651978
>Replying to an hours old cancer post.

>>20651991
that will learn em

>>20651984
It's a Baphomet cosplaying as Fate shit.

I want to be summoned by a group of lonely onee-chan monsters!

Truly, Baphos are the most superior of demonic races.
The anatomical overview of them from MGE3 says they can chant spells with a mouth full of cock.

>>20651991
2 hours isn't very long for a thread like this. Most people probably leave this thread open all day.

>>20651975
>Adventurer Anon goes out into the world wanting to meet a monster girl he can fall in love with in the heat of battle
>Gets completely sandbagged by a max level monster that just wants to skip the fight and go straight to rape
>Anon is so annoyed by this that he can't even get an erection with the assistance of mamono mana.

>>20651971
What is the best course of action if you accidentally walk in on your demon childhood friend practicing lines in the mirror, awkwardly trying to mix legal puns with amateurish seduction?

It's all fun and games until your automaton starts calling you insect.

>>20650962
This would be perfect if we could see the jubjub's face. Not being able to see a girl's face in porn is just a downer for me.

>>20652037
Don't post this trash you fucking wikinigger

>>20651990
>Not dicking Runya
Ultrapleb

>>20652032
That's hot.

>>20652032
>implying that wouldn't get me rock hard.

>>20652044
>>20652046

Not when she starts going on about how inefficient your body is and how it can be improved.

>>20652032
I mean, SHODAN isn't even anywhere near the weirdest thing I've popped a woody to.

>>20652048
>Automaton loves me so much that she built a schedule to help improve myself for her
Thanks, Automaton!

>>20652050
>Automaton's voice starts glitching while she's forcefully giving you paizuri, maybe with a little belittling.


>>20652055
Your feeble human mind truly cannot imagine her ambitions.
And no, her code isn't blushing at being praised.

>>20652048
Look Anon a Skynet/AM situation with an Automaton is really hot to me.

>>20652042
You've got to keep infocucking her until she points out there's a single bapho right next to you.

>>20652062
>Despite being able to do it, no automaton can truly go full SHODAN/Skynet due to the others doing the same thing

>>20652042
Ancient Runya secret, they only give info on the locations of other single Runya girls

>>20652032
They'd only do that if you want them to.

>>20652059
Automaton is gonna get a hug, kiss on the cheek and lots of sex later for thinking so much about my future. I'd be so glad to have a wonderful woman like her in my life.

>>20651840
I'm sure they're more numerous than lilims though.

We need a story about pampering a pregnant dragon

>>20652137
I would like to pamper a cum-inflated Pharaoh, but it could also be a Dragon Pharaoh..

>>20652142
That's a pharaoh well on her way to hedonistic decadence.

>>20652132
God I want a Bapho so damn badly.

>>20652193

>>20652137
I've been considering a Dragon story for a few days now but I'm not sure having her appear at first in her fully draconic form is something people want to read.

>>20652202
Fuck yeah.

>>20652132
>>20652202
I want a Bapho to sit on my face, and use a spell to give her human feet so she can give me a footjob at the same time

I want to run a farm of holsts and excessively breed them daily.

>>20652193
I’d really like to thank KC for showing everyone that Baphomets can have a very wide variety of designs.
Hopefully he does something similar for Lilims so we can get things that aren’t “Druella but X”

>>20652217
>not wanting a hoofjob
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71514077

>>20652221
I want to run a dairy farm that has A holst and then a series of other species!

>>20652243
What kind of species?

>>20652226

>>20652250
In addition to the holst, I have (as determined by the dice).
Ignis, Wererabbit, Dorome, Dark Priest, and Baphomet.

That's....an interesting group but one I won't say no to.

>>20652269
Case in point.

>>20652272
>Ignis
She must be so happy to be remembered for once.

>>20652291
Maybe, she's going to have some huge, heaving, heat sacks though...and I think I'm either getting warm milk for her or liquid fire.

>>20652226
Seeing more designs would be awesome.
Gives more freedom in thinking what is possible in species appearance.

>>20652304
>giant fireball titties
She sounds amazing.

>>20652334
A big, brash ignis with huge breasts that gets a bit embaressed when it comes time for milking.

>>20652341
>”Look out girls, cause I’m lookin HOT today! Wooo!”
>teasingly wobbles them in the smaller girls’ faces while strutting around with spice in her step
Ay Bonita!

Witches>Baphomets
Change my mind.

>>20652359
>purely human form
Dropped unless it’s a Ropu Sabbath witch.

>>20652355
>Holst mentions that she's the biggest by size
>Bapho grumbles that she's the largest proportionally.
>Dorome is just happy to have company

It's a wonderful life.

>>20652355
>spicy latina thicc ignis
Sheeeit negro, that’s all you had to say!

>>20652369
>purely human
>pointed ears
?

>>20652359
Make it a familiar fusion, keep the striped stockings and you got a deal.

>>20652380
What an amazing and worthwhile difference that is in a world with actual monster girls.

>>20651246
I was prepared to get real mad and correct you but desu it's kind of true and I say that as a religious person

Here's today's offering from MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1693

<><><>

>Spell Succubize

>Difficulty: 1 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

>A spell that converts spells of other systems of magic cast by foes into “nymphomancy”. The spell is invoked with a short and simple incantation, which can be even further reduced by directly touching the targeted foe's body. This spell can either be used on an opponent while they are chanting, or on the spell itself after it has been fired to erode the mana of the spell with mamono mana and thereby alter it into nymphomancy.

>Spells converted into nymphomancy lose their original offensive nature and effects, being invariably distorted to have lewd effects resembling the original. For instance, a flame spell meant to incinerate enemies will have its power to sear enemy flesh distorted into a power that causes enemies' bodies to flush in a sort of burning manner along with euphoric sensations, transforming into “flames of passion”. A “heart-calming spell” meant to clear away sinful thoughts and maintain mental composure will instead be converted into a “heart-corrupting spell”, filling the target's head with wicked fantasies and altering her heart to be like that of an inma so that only indecent things come to mind when she gazes upon the opposite sex. The ironclad rule is that spell's effects will only be based on the original and cannot be arbitrarily determined by the caster. Additionally, the fact is that the target and direction of the spell fired cannot be changed, so even if a flame spell fired at the caster of this spell is converted into flames of passion, the caster will still suffer the attack, only instead of being roasted by the flames, she'll end up being erotically agonized by the flames.

>This spell exhibits its true value when used to counter support magic that boosts the abilities of oneself and others. As with the previously mentioned “heart-calming spell”, when ability boosting spells are converted into nymphomancy, it tends to result in spells that “enhance one's abilities as an inma”. And the most major thing of all is that the mana the target used for the spell is completely eroded into mamono mana since the spell's effects are lewdly distorted. In other words, the mana of those who have lewdly distorted support magic cast on them will also be gradually eroded, so the foe will actually end up transforming herself and her allies into monsters and incubi by her very own hands. If a powerful support spell employing vast mana is used, then that alone is enough to trigger the target's monsterization, and if the spell targets many, then it will spread monsterization to all the humans targeted.

>Additionally, this spell is also extremely effective when used to intervene in warfare between humans, as one can make it so that humans shoot spells that cause monsterization at each other. Since this spell will erode enemy spells and cast nymphomancy using enemy mana, we can say that if a huge enemy spell is eroded, one can utilize nymphomancy with a tremendous effect at an extremely minor mana cost. The larger the scale of the battle and the more huge spells flying about, the more effective it is. If the sort of spells that could scorch an entire region are all converted into nymphomancy, then it can mass produce monsters on top of sparing the human victims. In the chronicles of war, thanks to a group of inma well versed in this spell who intervened in a conflict between humans on a certain continent split between two massive nations, cries of ecstasy echoed throughout the battlefield instead of bloodcurdling screams, and it was then transformed into a mamono realm by the monsters and the soldiers who became their spouses. It even developed into a new nation according to the anecdotes that remain.

>“My body is hot... even though I did it as usual. How strange... Ah...
>Your member has grown so big...”
>~a sorceress who cast a spell to “enhance weapon attacks” on herself and her warrior pal~

<><><>

Translation notes:

>A more literal translation of "spell succubize" would be “spell succubusnize”, but it sort of sounds overly clunky in English.

>>20652465
>~a sorceress who cast a spell to “enhance weapon attacks” on herself and her warrior pal~
Sounds like the perfect start to a doujin.

>>20652465
Uh oh, wizard wannabes beware.

>>20652465
what would summoning satan do if ther spell is succubized

>>20652503
She undoes the top two buttons of her shirt and may or may not have heart pupils.

>>20652430
Maybe don’t use “purely” as a descriptor when it’s clear that’s person isn’t “purely” human.

If you sing lullabies to a loli Kobold would she awoo along?

>>20652430

>Get sick
>Dark angel and angel argue over who gets to cast cure disease.

>>20652637
That's actually pretty cute.

>>20652637
only if your singing is phenomenal

>>20652658
if the angel casts it, you get a lucky ducky
if the dark angel casts it, you get a fucky wucky.

>>20652681
I get a duck harpy?

>>20652671
Sounds like a challenge.

>>20652637
That sounds incredibly cute anon. I don't think my daughteru would get into a lullaby enough to awoo, but maybe when listening to her favorite songs or to her mother singing she might. That being said she would definitely hum along more often then not.

>>20652359
Loli Dark Mages > Witches

>>20652744
Loli or lolibaba

>>20652691
oh, sure. is there a duck monster girl in the encyclopedias?

>>20652304
I think you’re getting lighter fluid.

>>20652744

>>20652764
Gonna cherish.
Gotta cherish.

>>20652773

>>20652764
>>20652813
I love our artfags.

this one too https://imgur.com/a/LtmPdmu

How can hellhounds be so cute, scary and sexy at the same time?

>>20652824

I need an Extremist Officer Demon mommy to comically overpower my town and capture me.

>>20652838

>>20652838
>Phat bubble butt in tight shiny pants propped on looong legs and black heels
>Flicks aside arrows with a fingernail
>smooshes your head in her breasts as she says what a poor unfortunate soul you are
Good life ahead!

>>20652359
Familiars are the best anyway with Arch Imp taking a close second.

Familiars have fuckable tails though so Imps always gonna take second.

>>20652217
Why bother with magic when you could headcanon the hooves out of your fantasies?

>>20652869

>>20652465
>yfw you've gotta max int/wis/dex to survive the wizarding world
>if you aren't physically dodging than you're speed casting reversal spells as fast as possible

You know, I'm really starting to think physical based stats are the way to go.

Extremist girls feel very patronizing. I'd probably be pretty ticked off by their behavior for a while until managing to find a compromise.

I know nobody cares and this is going to sound pretty stupid but I find writing fight scenes almost easier and more fulfilling than smut ones.

>>20652920
Different strokes for different folks!
I think they perfectly match up with those who want to be pampered and gentle femdommed
>>20652908
Yes!

>>20652884
Boring and autistic as fuck.

>>20652884
Maybe there's times where I would want hooves, and when I wouldn't. I also think headcanoning stuff is dumb.

>>20652935
My dream girl, you just posted

>>20652935
Sweet Sabbath look at those jugs!

>>20652928

>>20652943
>>20652935
Adult big titty baphomet actually the worst ever.

>>20652935
I do agree that it's boring as hell. May as well make my own Donut Steele OC waifu at that point.

>>20652969
You mean the best.

>>20652960
I'd be 'lotioning' her up for hours and hours, long after the lotion she brought ran out!

>>20652969
I like them both big and small.
Big and top heavy and small with wide hips.

>>20652924

what about smutty fight scenes

>>20652217
>>20652884
>all these fags not wanting hooves on dick
try getting some fucking taste for once

>>20652998
>calls us fags for not wanting hooves on dick
>posts taur without hooves

>>20652982
Nah, I meant what I said. Flat is best.

>>20652994
The sabbath should have taught you better tastes.

>>20652998
Like what? Fucking animal pussy? Is that good taste to you? I don't think hard hooves on dick would feel good anon.

>>20653008
Paws on dick is fine too.

>>20653014
>Fucking animal pussy? Is that good taste to you?

>>20652834
why is druella kinda ugly

>>20653023
The softest pawjob, in the world
https://i.imgur.com/F6IcYro.png

How would a Gazer demonstrate her magnificence to a blind man?

>>20653023
puppy paw!

>>20653014
I don't really give a shit about chest size so long as they actually have tits at all. There has to be SOMETHING there.
2x4s are failures as women.

>>20653014
>>20653030

>>20653039
Apologize right now.

>>20653041
surgery

>>20652753
The former. The lolibaba option is for the future when you're using temporary magic with your fully grown Dark Mage wife.

>>20652680
Tapier-taur?

>>20653050

>>20653052
druella should be more attractive to gain my apologies. and besides, she already has a husband so my opinion doesn't matter

>>20653061
That sounds pretty good actually.

>>20653043
I like a tiny bit of titty as well. If there's actually *nothing* there, my impression is that they are too young. Like even for eternal youth monsters like bapho, they haven't even reached full "maturity".

Hard to give solid examples of what I mean on a blue board.

>>20652754
Disappointingly no. Duckling harpies could kill a man with their cuteness.

>>20652998
Depends on the context of the fight and the smut I suppose. But then again it's been about a year since I sat down and wrote anything outside of a few paragraphs so quality would be all over the place.

>>20652764
>Dark Mage tries this when fully grown
>She bowls her fighter-kun over and nearly suffocated him in her tits

>>20652838
I want my waifu to have Extremist friends who urge her to be lewder and lewder.

>>20652821
Why are High Orcs fluffy when normal ones aren’t?

>>20653091
Hell yes.

>>20653099
Because they're literally superior.

I want to make a Business Succubus wear binder clips on her nipples!

>>20653041
By making him no longer blind.

>Gazer is now Buu

>>20653099
Boars are fluffier than pigs.

>>20653077
I getchu

>>20653077
I think we're on the same page then, I just tend to assume that when people say "flat" they mean actual washboard-tier.
I just can't hack that.

>>20653118
>>20653077
How do you feel about decent sized hips?

>>20653128
Shit

>>20653128
Mandatory.

>>20653128
I usually focus on the flat chest more than the hips. If I had to give an answer I'd say I like good butts and hips.

>>20653133
>>20653137
And here we witness the duality of man.

>>20653118

Why must everything be a bitty loli or a huge mommy/big sister? What about average girls with average (for monsters) bodies?

>>20653091
But they're such a cute couple!

>>20653153
>Wild pair of breasts caught mid-jiggle

>>20653137
>>20653138
Gentlemen and Scholars the both of you.
May you two be well and may you find what you are seeking amidst the chaos of life

>>20653152
>average

>>20652910
Well keep in mind that succubize is far from the best protection when used defensively. As the article notes, it doesn't actually stop the attacking spell, and it also can't manipulate what type of nymphomancy the attacking spell turns into. Ergo you could still end up incapacitated by pleasure and vulnerable to a follow up attack.

>>20653152
>>20653160
I like nearly everything, honestly.
I just tend to post whatever the topic is.

>>20653158
Look closer! They're smooshed against her boyfriend's big bicep!

>>20653162
They’re
>real shit
to me.

>>20653041
Transmit the image of herself directly to his mind.

And heal his blindness at some point of course.

>>20653168
Oh shit you’re right.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61754175

>>20653160
>>20653165
Same here. The only thing I actively don't like is oppai loli. But I do prefer loli bodies.

>>20653186
That's fair. I understand why people like it but if I'm going small, her stats should be majority into hips/butt

>>20653186
I can like oppai loli but artists usually go overboard with it. I like it when things stay at least somewhat proportional.
Otherwise you get the ol' "balloons on a twig" problem, just scaled down.

>>20653214
Good girl.

>>20653216
>I can like oppai loli but artists usually go overboard with it.
Holy shit, yeah.
How many times where proportioned oppai would work, they just default to basically car air bags

>>20653216
>>20653231
That's why shortstack is superior.

>>20653238
>all these THICK shortstacks in one place
I'm not locked in here with them, they're locked in here with me

>>20653246

>>20652821
Why did nobody inform me that we got fluffy bunny thighs?

>>20653246
No holds barred

>>20653256
You never asked.

>This is C.C. Rata, reporting live! And I'm here investigating a Mr. Anon who claims to have mastered the 'Mating Press'.
>What is the Mating Press? Well this reporter is going to have an exclusive, one on one interview with him, to find out and experience it firsthand!

>>20653128
Pear loli is the best body type but for some reason I'd prefer some girls, for example actually young Nachos, more on the plank side. I'm not entirely sure why.

>>20653256
Because no one likes bunnies

>>20653305
She's flipping a Mofu Yakuza gang sign!

>>20653256
Look at that smug fluffer.
>Hehehehehe, I finawwy gawt dat pesky anon! He'w neva wanna weave!

>>20653311
Damn those Mofu gangsters corrupting our youth with those fluffy tails!

>>20653320

Boss! Boss! Boss!

Oink! Oink! Oink!

>>20653356
Ah the parties monster girls must throw when a friend or superior who has been trying for a long time finally gets pregnant.

>>20653361
Unless of course that pic is just showcasing how she's been able to pump enough sperm out of her husband to make herself look like that. That's also something other monsters may celebrate.

>>20653365
Sounds like something manticores would do.

>>20653374
>Friends asked a Manticore how she got so pregnant so fast.
>"Oh its just my husbands semen"
>Her friends stare in jealousy, especially the single ones.

How big does your bathtub need to be to comfortably hold you and your waifu anons? Thankfully mine is fairly standard no big renovating needed.

>>20653361
I was thinking about this the other day myself. Pregnancy parties are definitely a huge thing for monstergirls I bet.

>>20653361
Sometimes you might find yourself as the host to such parties, willingly or not.

>>20653374
Well of course, any self-respecting manticore can suck out at least a gallon or two of semen through her tail a hour or two if she really tries.

>>20653437
That's pretty close to an ideal position.

>>20653394
minor expansion in each direction to accommodate a 7ft tall wan

>>20653394
Current bathtub may need to be a little bigger, but the main problem is going to be fur clogging the drains every few days

>>20653461
Yes this is a problem that I've wondered about for some time. My waifu does take snowbaths but when she would want to join me I imagine her fur fills the drain.

>>20653499
Wendi?

>marry a woman that is horny 24/7
Yeah, that totally won't go horribly wrong the nanosecond you leave you alone.

>20653557
Your bait slipped off the hook at the end of your cast. Reel it in and try again.

>>20653557
MGE monstergirls are biologically programmed to be faithful to their husbands.

>>20653557
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, /trash/ is two boards down.

>>20653394
mine's big enough to hold 10 waifus of distinct sizes plus me.

>>20651120
>porn is serious for serious people like myself

>>20653557
>Cheating often happens with human couples, but once the monsters get husbands, they never cheat. It is said that they're in half disbelief when they hear about how some human women think nothing of infidelity. The love and lust they have for their husbands isn't just born from emotion; it's deeply engraved in their instinct.

And

>Even though the monsters are lustful hedonists, they treat the man they chose as their “husband” extremely wholeheartedly, and this is why they value him even more than they value themselves. There are many explanations for why this trait exists such as:

>“To make it so that they don't fight over prey with other monsters.”

>“By further charming the man and adapting to his body, they're able to obtain greater amounts of essence with more efficiency.”

>>20653545
Yuuuuup.

>>20653394
We'll be fine.

>>20653545

>>20653565
Jeez do you live on a lake or hot spring?

>>20653394
>Lamia
I always wanted to live in a big house. It would be nice living in a modern house built for a girl like a lamia. Big comfy beds, big baths to share, big couches to accommodate her length, and a big kitchen to cook for each other, all with a big girl with a big heart who will love you, and only you forever.

>>20653578
>>20653584
I wish I had saved that LN snow baths drawing

>>20653394
No such bathtub. It's a pool.

>>20653394
I imagine she'd be fine with just a shower head rather a bathtub basin. For some reason, she insists upon scrubbing my back.

>>20653606

>>20653589
Miia is so cute. I want a Shirohebi that looks exactly like her.

>>20653394
You think a sandworm would fit in an automatic car wash?

>>20653577
>Man that was previously cheated on, ends up blaming himself for not being good enough and getting completely absorbed in fighting getting tenderly healed by a monster girl
Sounds cute.

>>20653616
Aren't they like, afraid of water?

>>20653626
In dune. Most monsters weakness doesn't directly translate from the source material.

>>20653629
>>20653626
>Bring a bottle of water in her
>"j-just be careful with that stuff. You know I can get you freshwater too right?"

>>20653635
>drinking nothing but Sandworm juices for the rest of your life
What flavors does it come in?