/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate charybdis

>>20642698
Rude.

Biker Mice from Mars.

>>20642696
I want to lick strong Yeti abs

Post your top 10. Has it changed lately?

>>20642705
It's a little snug for Scylla to hang out in there with her.

>>20642706
How can she be from Mars if she doesn't have green skin?

>>20642696
Mating pressing your adopted vampire momster! Forcing your dhampir sister to lick the cum out of her snatch!!

>>20642712
Mars is the RED planet, anon.

>>20642715
>used goods adoptive momster
No thank you.

>>20642728
This looks traced.

>>20642743
She can be a clone baby made for the express purpose of being a body backup.

what's species is your waifu? mines a fenrir

>>20642761
>imgur
>EMG furshit at that
>clearly ESL
You have to go back.

>>20642708
whats the appeal of side tie panties?
>google image
o-oh

>>20642761
Kumiho

>>20642761
Horsepussy.

>>20642769
what? what's emg and esl?

>>20642802
Haha holy shit, you're a newfaggot too.

>>20642802
Anon, I...

>>20642761
So many girls lost all at once. A shame. Haru was pretty great.

>>20642802
>>20642813
nvm emg is everyday life, my bad haha

So in answer to the previous thread's question, this is what we currently know of the marital status of the different baphomets in World Guide 3.

1. Bapho-sama: Unmarried and hating it.
2. Kuroferuru: Unknown
3. Momonika: Married (one art features her having sex with a man described as her "partner")
4. Shirokuto: Unknown
5. Runya Runya: Unmarried (evidently has never even kissed a boy)
6. Ropurotto: Probably married (she has a collar, noted to mean marriage in her pack, and one quote has her asking to mate after bringing home food)
7. Marune: Unknown
8. Greilia: Unmarried (although she is shown getting intimate and quite loving with a patient in one art so this may change soon)

So now that all the actual English sites are kill, where does one go for MGE Profiles?
t. gone a long time

>>20642820
Fuck off retard.

>>20642821
I'm gonna give Runya girls their first kiss

>>20642823
You don’t.

>>20642761
Booty

>>20642823
Wikia is back tho.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

>>20642823
The old wikia and monstergirls redux.

>>20642823
http://monstergirlsredux.com/index.php Is the most up to date and comprehensive source. There is also still a MGE English wiki. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

>>20642824
for what??

>>20642844
Holy shit how do you even function?

>>20642844
ESLfags need to be purged.

>>20642860
idk anymore, backlash is happening and i'm gonna let everyone shut up now.

>leaving the house one morning, you find that your car has changed color during the night
>and the headlights have turned into eyes

>>20642883
You can return to /monster/ too.

Last thread died, so here's my new waifu commission again. https://i.imgur.com/Fks9BcW.jpg

>>20642886
Sorry, but I like my echidnas BEEG

>>20642832
I think I get the appeal of trolls now

>>20642892
That's a very nice ass, reminds me of my waifu's

>>20642914
>now

>be with shoggoth maid who also is powerful enough to be half your house and the appliances in it
>leave all appliances on
>watch her slowly start to peter out
>listen to the television shogs grow more and more tired and the plots becoming more and more improvisational
>rev the car and listen to the feeble Tekeli-li it makes
>finally guide the tired shoggoth to bed and force her to rest
>enjoy her anguish as she is forced to be served rather than to serve
>the wails as you tuck her in and feed her soup
I guess they're good for bullying too.

>>20642928
You're forgetting when she gets desperate and simply absorbs you into the bed to recharge herself via several days of sex.

>>20642928
Faggot.

>>20642928
Don’t be mean to your meido. She has done nothing but love you, care for you, and give you everything.

Making a warrior wife harem into an ex-warrior wife harem is the best

>>20642963
I do love her. It's just that playful bullying I am don't since she doesn't wanna take a break and just lie down... So just had to do some convincing to just let her lay for awhile.

>>20642892
Nice ass.

>>20643011
It’s shit

>>20642435

>>20643011
Hellhounds need to be put on a back burner just as Cheshires and Manticores were.

>>20643080
People still post Cheshires all the time.

>>20643080
Liches are more posted than Hellhound are yet seem to go under the backlash radar.

>>20643104
Everyone loves NEETs.

>>20643104
Probably because Liches have a higher ratio of quality art compared to Hellhounds. Meanwhile shitters like to post the most trash-tier Hellhound art they can find.

>>20643104
It doesn't help that Hellounds have very vocal autists the help ruin the breed as a whole of some just like Cheshires and the /b/tard meme spam and avatarfaging.

>>20643110
Not everyone love Liches

>>20643133
C U T E

>>20643147

>>20642892
Your waifu is super sexy.

>Got the first batch of translations in! Will start posting late afternoon central time.

From Perentie. Prepare.

>>20643137
I find them to be pretty meh, but cute. Mostly because I don't like corpses that much.

>>20643173
Exquisite.

>>20643173
Wonderful, can't wait.

>>20643133
Nice to see Loen using his Yiddler for the first time in a few years.

>>20643173

Dark elf butt.

>>20642928
Do not bully the cute meido.
>televishog channel has become an Eric Andre-esque barebones interview, with host Shoggy interviewing guest Shoggy, both tired and unprofessionally exasperated and quiet
>”So... you uh, you like cleaning?”

>>20643201
I’m a sucker for Phat, PHAT caramel asses

>>20643237

>>20643245
THats what I’m talkin about

>>20643028
If the lolis are dominant or smug, that just makes it feel better to bully them to submission with cock.

What's this p'orc thinking?

>>20643308
Break the smug?

>>20643216
If that Shoggoth had a Kikimora partner, then that Kiki would have never let poor Shoggy get that exhausted. She would have reprimanded their master for bullying her teammate.

>decide to support KC as he opens patreon
>make sure to be one of his first 100 patrons so it shows you've known of the guy for years and not just some hyped zoomer
>almost 5 months in
>he's still only got 135 people
RIP KC

>>20643344
Normalfags just don't get MGE.

>>20643344
Good thing he has a job.

>>20643344
He has a normal job not to mention all of his Japanese followers on Enty.

>>20643320
Making a horde

>>20643344
That's still $675 a month he wouldn't normally get, plus the money he gets from his enty and book sales. It may not be enough to support himself, but it still must be a nice bonus.

And the patreon is growing, if slowly.

>>20643344
Like others said, it's one of a few sources of income for him. Thanks to patreon, enty, his job and the book sales he's likely quite well off.
Still sucks to see him have less backers than some random twitter artist.

IMPORTANT

>>20643344
There is also a somewhat interesting discussion on the community tab of Patreon asking him about some kind of crowd funding site like Kickstarter or Gofundme to get the world guides published and he says he is looking into it but needs to find something that allows adult content.

>>20643344
It's not rip, he was already doing MGE just with the support of his office job, and now he has a plus of almost 700 bucks as another guy said.

This kills the pedo.

>>20643445
Why? I love loli and for every adult Baphomet there are loli Dark Mages and Demons. MGE is all about about any girl can have any body type you want.

>>20643456
But you can't have a lamia with legs. Checkmate.

>>20643466
>>/jp/thread/S20419817#p20421096

>>20643445
What >>20643456 said. Don't mistake your own autism over lolis with lolifags being mad about tits.
All body types are good to some extent.

>>20643472
Polymorphing doesn't count retard.

>>20643466
You really haven't looked far enough.

>Bapho twin sisters
>Constant rivals
>One has an adult body with large tits
>One has a loli body with flat chest
>They both marry the same man
Imagine the fun

>>20643456
Heresy

>>20643489

>>20643487
This.
The multiple types are best

>>20643500
I wouldn't want a harem. That's why I like to imagine my loli wife has a ring with bountification magic that she can become an adult if she wants.

>introducing your monster waifu to your parents
How would it go?

I want to cum inside a shoggoth's shogy earhole!

>>20643548
That's not actually and ear.

>>20643548
an ear.

>>20643133
She's crying because her forehead is its own cosmic entity

>>20643466
What about that one he gorgon/medusa girl with legs and a lamia length tail? I wish I had that picture of the kid cuddling her hair and her hair snakes nibbling on him

>>20643565
Pizza!

>>20643542
I'd rather not

>>20643565
>Dwarven jockstacks locking metal golem nerds in the furnace and turning them into gooey metal slimes
>Big dwarven buffstacks beating up masochistic metal golems with giant hammers
>Sultry dwarven merchants selling finely crafted (un)cursed sword sex slaves

>>20643542
>Pervy tall witch lady with her tits almost hanging out of a skimpy mage robe who has no sexual inhabitions at all
vs
>Self righteous religious woman with angry outspoken views on everything and an old man with very conservative views and rambling stories but would probably be secretly thinking "well done" throughout the whole thing.
I'd need to convince her to wear something less revealing and coach her on Earth norms for acceptable behaviour and conversation, all for a couple of hours. I'd need to bargain with her like crazy for her to even accept this bullshit and it would probably all fall apart like one of those movie farces.

>>20643344
>>20643349
as much as I want him to be more popular it also reminds me what happens when normies are not kept in bay

>>20643542
I'm not really that close with my family and any fantasy with monster girls only involves me taken to the MGE world to be with my wafu.

>>20643607

>>20643456
>for every adult Baphomet there are loli Dark Mages and Demons
I lust for loli Dark Mages and Demons far more than for Baphos anyway.

>>20643607
Yeah, we don't want him being harrassed by creepy outraged feminists who find all his content problematic.

>>20643618

>>20643617
None of those are my waifu's species but I agree that Baphomet's are overrated. Some of the ones from WGIII are fun but Baphos are honestly more trouble than they are worth to prove yourself to them that you are worthy.

>>20643630
>Setting has women being the powerful ones
>its still misogynist because these women love men.
I'm not surprised they think this. They're all crazy, and I say this as someone who pines for an imaginary monstergirl wife.

>>20643630
I love everyting about this post. I bet a succubus wrote it, masturbating after lines like "raging cockwhores who get chamically addicted to swallowing the spem of their husband" and "feminist holocause of doting sluts obsessed with cock."

All she wants is a man strong enough to shug off her subservience inducing charms and take her.

>>20643617
I want a loli demon and a MILF devil.
>>20643648
In case you didn't know, this is the same faggot who wrote the dragon/black harpy NTR story.

>20643615
>Hey everyone! Look at this thing! Isn’t it disgusting? I hate it! I just had to show it to everyone!

>>20643662
>In case you didn't know
didn't want to know either. cheers

>>20643662
Wait, that's Niebelfader? I figured he wasn't THAT much of a faggot, but I was wrong it seems.

>>20643637
Well if you aren't willing to even be persistent then you aren't their type anyway then. No harm no foul.

>>20643673
He also helped contribute to the MGU/KC schism.

>>20643630
>Feminist Holo Cause
Not gonna lie, Holo Feminism sounds like something I can get behind.

>>20643630
Keep in mind when this was posted we all knew a lot less about the setting compared to now.

Headpats.

>>20643104
Shoggs are more posted than that. Damn goopy maids

>>20643684
Is that guy a cancer patient.

>>20643692
Yes. That was his final wish before dying.

>>20643681
still written by brainlets

>>20643690
Good thing there's no shogs here, only kikis.

>>20643695
>>20643692
NO

REEEEEE

>>20643344
Thanks for reminding me to support him.

>>20643702
We need a cancer patient to get the make-a-wish foundation to open the portals

>>20643702
Should have drawn him with hair then, Melon.

>>20643702
Obviously a very serious case of cancer

>>20643684
Damn I want to scratch a manticore's ear.

Would Hakutaku overheat and/or lose sanity from forgotten knowledge if she was to touch a Shog?

Man what yall got against bald niggas

>>20643684
Using monster claws/nails for a scalp massage, I kind of want to see more examples of that.

>>20643718
Maybe.

>>20643692
Some guys keep their heads shaved because they honestly look pretty good that way.

>>20643721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADkLBtSGKMo

>>20643721
>being a hairlet

>>20643721
>>20643736
I'm bald too :(

>>20643739

>>20643736
on contraire my nibba my hair is fluffy as shit irl

that said, im a kind god and decided to give these boys a break

>>20643748
Your crush liking girls with cute short hairstyles must be a nightmare for a kejourou

>>20643736
P'orcs love hairlets

>>20643757
>off-topic image
Fuck off shithead.

>>20643764

Monster girls rub bald heads for good luck!

>>20643792

The only acceptable bald head is the head of your ween.

>>20643813
Succ pls.

>>20643760
I'm bald and I like I like himecuts on mgs.

>>20643821
>himecut kejourou
Why has nobody drawn this?

>>20643320
>legendary training perc

>>20643764
Orcs love tarks

Friendly reminder that if you don’t want to bone your underage monstergirl daughter then you should go ahead and just leave this thread.

>>20643833
Why haven’t you?

>>20643833
Ok, so
Get this
You make a Kejourou character
But
Like
Bald.

>>20643860
no.

>>20643872
That’s basically amputee fetishism, beat it KDF.

>>20643872
Maybe if it was the result of some kind of super powerful curse and she has to go on a journey to undo the curse. But as a permanent trait? No way.

>>20643887
That could be the start to a good story.

>>20643872

>>20643860
Whoa, dude. What if I want her to let her grow up so you get a big titty daughter gf

>>20643860
Make me nigger.

>>20643881
No anon!

>>20643692
Yeah since he browses this thread

>>20643860
Unless you're married to one of the few harem breeds, cheating on your wife with your daughter is terrible.

>>20643922
Savage.

>>20643937
UNATCO?

I want a Shoggoth to fix my astigmatism by replacing my eyes.

>>20643959
You wear your Shog glasses and face the facts

>>20643942
No, Savage.

>>20643932
>Passionate sex with big titty teenage daughteru
>Notice waifu standing by the door, mouth agape and eyes wide
>Reach a mutual earth-shattering climax, screaming in unison
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK DEAR/MOM!"

https://exhentai.org/g/1347705/6c70851ba3/

>>20643932
>not openly cheating on your wife with your daughter, as well as her sisters and mother

>>20644017
I hope your waifu cucks you while you're tied up and forced to watch.

>>20644004
Ooh, sex with a ryu-like gal in a dungeon that turns into a escape from said dungeon. Pretty nice.

>>20644035
If she fucks another monster girl I'd enjoy it.

>>20644044
No, it's gonna be another dude and there's nothing you can do about it/

imgur.com/a/LtmPdmu

>>20644035
>>20644044
>>20644049
Fuck off.

Kill yourselves you shitty ntrfags.

>Succubus highschool bullies
>their idea of tormenting nerds is threatening them with sexual acts
>Shove their heads up their shirts and force motorboat them

>>20643959
Shoggoths don't replace your eyes. She may just drip a very small drop of her slime onto each eye however. A few blinks and it should soak in nicely. After that, your eyes will be as good as new. Though, you may start seeing indescribable things that your human brain can't comprehend at random times and for a random amount of time. These may or may not induce madness, but don't worry. Your shoggoth meido will be there to help you through it all, and you can delve into the chaotic, pleasurable madness together.

>>20644057
>>20644064
I'm not an NTRfag but cheating husbandoes deserve a taste of their own medicine.

>>20644049
>>20644044
>>20644035
I'm the one that posted the original post about being monogamous to your wife and you people are being faggots.

>>20644056
Hell yes.

>>20644078
Eat shit you retarded faggot.

>>20644056
This may be your greatest batch yet
>wisp with huge tits
I see you took people’s misinterpretation of that beach ball pic to heart.

>>20644073
According to my hentai comics nerds are a Gyaru's natural prey.

>>20644056
Cute pigs and pregnant lolis
A good day

>>20644056
>Kunoichi presenting her thighfangs and sidehip lovingly
Ooou baby that’s the good stuff

>>20644056
>More p'orc artwork
This just made my week!

>>20644056
Some fantastic booty cuties in here

>>20644092
What's wrong with wanting heartbreakers to get their comeuppance?

>>20644056
>That Kunoichi, Kakuen, Ochimusha
>big tiddy Jiangshi
God this is good.

>>20644056
>That Jiang-shi
Gonna love her.
Also grope those breasts till she’s loosened up enough to throttle me

>>20644128
You're just as bad for actively pushing NTR here. Now stop avatarfagging and blow your brains out.

>>20644078
Fuck off cuck

>>20644128
I'm all for monogamy with monster girls but you belong in /trash/. Also, stop shit posting and avatarfaging with Shirohebis. They don't deserve that shit.

>>20644004
Can Ryus fly? That sounds awesome.

>>20644056
I'm coming over for pie Ms. Troll!

>>20644056
I wanna marry that Kunoichi and that Jiangshi!

>>20644078
Agreed. Cheating on the waifu is a painful experience for her. It's only right that she trades and eye for an eye and gets her own chance to cheat back.

>>20644150
Yes.

What girl would be most likely to "bully" the loner boys in their lives?

>>20644056
I want a Jiang-shi mommy.

>>20644130
>>20644134
>>20644157
Would groping that tiddy Jiang-shi’s chest and her chest alone limber her up or just limber her tits up? This is important.

>>20644164
Fuck off subhuman.

>>20644168
Minotaur

>>20644172
I presume so, although she may take umbrage with you

>>20644056
Amazing additions (though I'm still of the belief that kunoichi have horns, just blade-shaped ones).

>>20644128
>>20644078
>>20644035
>Pushing for NTR with one of the single most monogamous species
The /trash/ board is calling you home, Anon.

We got a lot of Big Titty Jiangshi lovers on now huh
Imagine her coldly bouncing towards you. Hop, hop, hop- boing, wobble, boing~

Which MG likes getting princess-carried the most?

>>20644073
I need more of this.

>>20644056
God I bet H'orcs are the type to antagonize you until you hatefuck them and still manage to have a smug grin while you're yanking their tail and smacking their ass.

>>20644175
But how?

>>20644201

Ratatoskr because it makes her feel safe

>>20644210
>The many faces of P’orcers Inc

>>20644210
The only time I can imagine some guy actually fighting a H'Orc and hate fucking her into submission is at the hands of a Cimmerian. Only those fuckers are historically crazy enough to knife Lovecraftian abominations in the pursuit of puss to crush.

>>20644056
>that salamander
God I want to prone bone her.

>>20644201
I would love to being carried by just once

>>20644228

>>20644198
Big titty Jiangshi are for molesting. Especially when they're too rigid to do anything about it!

I hate P'orcs because pigs are disgusting. In fact, I hate P'orcs more than pigs because at least pigs are tasty.

>>20644056
I wanna rest my head on rabbit thighs.

>>20644238
>Angry groaning mixed with aroused moans
>she can do nothing to stop you just flubbing your face in there and motorboating them like it was a massage therapy session
Please return the favor to the poor girl

>>20644201
Lamia. It’s very rare that they aren’t touching the ground in any way.

>>20644201
>>20644235
Dragons are naturals at princess carrying their husbands.

>>20644265
High class monsters do things to me.

>>20644260
Of course I would, anon. But I'd have to go slow and easy so nothing goes wrong

>>20644260
Jiangshi laying rigidly on the bed like that chapter of succubi supporter

>>20644260
I wonder if massaging a tittyshi’s Boobs makes them bigger.

>>20644307
Don’t be ridiculous. Of course it does. Just like it does for all Monstergirls.

>>20644210
>H'orcs are the type to antagonize you until you hatefuck them
The three smug pigs and the big bad anon when?

Pink bug!

>>20644307
Only one way to find out.

>>20644210
>H'Orc in dress and labcoat
I'd let her give me a physical exam

Runya Runya and Greilia would make for a good bit of loli polygamy.

>>20644443
You're better off with a licensed professional.

https://exhentai.org/g/1108698/d24aaa18ce/

>>20644450
Grelia is for monogamy.

>>20644517
So is Runya, she hasn't even kissed yet. Ropu and Momo in the other hand should be used like toys.

>>20644517
>”I cast summon coffee!”
>a little witch nurse intern runs in the room with a fresh cup of coffee, eagerly handing it to Grelia
>”Ah, good.”
>siiiiiiipp

Would you?

>>20644567
Posessive monsters are best monsters

>Feed me, onii-chan…

>>20644628

Shirokuto sounds like she could use a bit of hypnosis to make her a bit less uptight.

>>20644633
Fun!

>>20644628
>Feed me

>>20644653
I've been waiting so long for this.

>>20644073
How do you get a succubus to bully you?

>>20644673
Play dense.

>>20644673
Pretend to be dense, timid and pure.

>>20644073
>>20644103
This is my fetish

>>20644103

>>20644643
Just catch her with a weresheep wool rag and cum inside her, what's the worst that could happen?

>>20644680
>>20644682
So what happens when a bully succubus comes across someone who isn't pretending to be dense?

>>20644680
>>20644682
>Succubus tries to hit on anon in school
>He plays dense/pure
>She becomes more and more blatant as time goes on.
>She even has a shirt that says "pin me down and fuck me anon!"'
>Force anon to motorboat her when she has said shirt
love it

>>20644711
He gets raped twice as hard.

Remember that accidental seduction is most likely to occur at the gym

>>20644443
>First exam is testing his sense of smell.

>>20644725
You don't say.

>>20644711
She goes from bullying to flirting.

>>20644721
And every time she isn't looking, anon is staring at her body with hungry eyes to the point where she can feel a shiver running down her spine.

>>20644738

>>20644740
Yup, a single mgs chances of getting seduced go up 30% at the gym
Men also have an unrelated, increased risk of a proactive date there to for some reason

Does anyone still care about giant slugs?

I want to take Shoggy and Kiki on a nice long vacation. They'd probably be really resistant at first but get into just having fun after a little bit.

>>20644800
If be ok with one

Post ghosts.

>>20643388
need more mg's in vks

>>20642715
>>20642743
>implying she didn't adopt the dhampir too to be your butler and big sister

>>20644563
Ropu uses YOU like a toy.

>>20644800
Most if not all girls have 1 or 2 guys who waifu'd them. Giant slugs included.

>>20644842
As long as she makes both of you call her mommy.

>>20643028
I need a lolilim to put me on a leash!

>>20644842
>replying to an eight-hour-old post

Is this furry? I thought that was banned. It's my first time here and I'm pretty sure I read the rules right.

>>20644870
Worst bait ever.

>>20644865
This is /jp/. We take it slow and we take it easy

>>20644883
>We

>>20644883
kenkou cross should make a monster girl called a shrine maiden

>>20644853
>you pick the wrong house to mess with, fool!

>>20644910
>Disposition:
>Bitchy, greedy
Yes

>>20644906
That's how /jp/ works

>>20644910
We already have a shrine maiden MG though.

>>20644056
>It was my turn to be the overlord
Stop or I'll call Bruce

>>20644815
me on the right

>>20644938

>>20644201

>>20644946
>raped in your sleep by one
>raped in real life by the other
oh no

>>20644961

>>20644946

>>20644968
>>20644977

>>20644201
>Which MG likes getting princess-carried the most?
Wight. You might even be literally carrying a princess.

Would it be possible to have a platonic relationship with a monster family you were adopted into?

>>20644988
Just become the childhood friend of another MG.

>>20644988
yes, a loving monster family should respect your lack of consent for not wanting to go beyond platonic

>>20644977
>>20644985
I'm gonna throw water on this zombie.

>>20645000
But what about your potential sisters?

>>20644998
>Anon with a Vampire momster ends up becoming childhood friends with a Dhampir
>The first day he invited her over was one of the most intense days of his life

>>20644987
>have no idea that the dumb, big titty zombie in you arms used to be the princess of a long gone empire
>the respected former next in line for the throne is now your cock hungry wife

>>20645004
if you don't want to have a romantic relationship with them, then you won't. your potential sisters can go find husbands somewhere else

>>20645001
Rude!

>>20645019
As if a vamp momster would hand her son over to a daywalker. This will just make her more clingy.

>>20645036
It's not rude if I follow it up with a kiss!

>>20644946
>Literally just Joseph and Shiza in cosplay

>>20645038
But she's one of her son's only friends! How could anon's momster be so selfish as to deny him the affection of his childhood friend and doom him to a lonely life just because she's a Dhampir?

>>20645036
holy fuck, i wanna rape a zombie so bad and make her sad because i raped her weak pathetic corpse

>>20645038
>Dhampir is worried she might get into a real fight against an ancient, powerful caped creature of the night
>Vampire is just a poor mom in a turtleneck and jeans, hugging her son from behind and trying not to cry over him "growing up too fast"

>>20645033
>Hellhound sister that could break you in half squirming while you tell her husband about the time she looked like a ball of fluff when she got caught out in the rain one day
Doing that would bite me in the ass once I got a wife, but it would be worth it.

>>20645067
>turtleneck
She better not have huge "bloodbags"

>>20644056
>more beach Wisp
>that loli Salamander
You're awesome.

For those of you with waifus you can use for transportation, post a song that you would like to play as you two travel together. I can hear this playing as I relax on my Great Owl Mage waifus as the sound of her heavy wing flaps compliment the song.
https://youtu.be/3Gn0qn0Xqi8

>>20645103
Loli salamanders are for having huge rears.

>>20643028
I want to cum on her boots.

>>20643308
>monster loli
>submission
won't happen bub

>>20645142
Any monster can be a loli and there are masochistic and submissive breeds.

>>20645142
You can't break a loli's smug

>>20645150
submissive monsters make me depressed as fuck.

>>20645142
Falseflag

>>20645162
Don't be that way.

>>20645162
Wouldn't your heart flutter just a little seeing you maid gleam with pride after giving her a genuine compliment for all her hard work?

>>20645180
There’s a reason nobody talks about worthless turtle.
Several reasons probably.

>>20645180
Cute turtle, gonna bully her womb till its filled to near bursting.

How can monster girls be smug even while heavily pregnant?

>>20645209
Gorgon a cute.
Glad I got her.

>>20645055
He still has his momster's affection. Who needs silly things like friends when he has her?

If he really wants to stay platonic, he should find a nice vampire girl his mom can live vicariously through.

>>20645201
You mean like how her name is easily confused for that of the far more popular rape spider?

>>20645201
Sea Bishops sort of already take up their niche, but in terms of actually living in the world they'd be lovely, friendly girls.

>>20645209
My wife and Mistress.

>>20645214
Are you kidding me? That in itself is an enormous reason to be smug.

>>20645214
Because even getting pregnant in the first place is a huge achievement for monster girls.

>>20645224
Your wife, your mistress, and your daughter, all in one.

>>20645180
>tfw no shortstack turtle to bully with titty twisters and stuffing her in your locker with your sweaty gym clothes

>>20645218
If anon can't have his Dhampir friend while in a platonic relationship with his momster then that just means they can't be together like that anymore.

>>20645240
They're masochists, so you could high-level bully one by implying you're going to bully her, and at the last moment pulling back and revealing you were just using coded languages and were actually doing something really nice for her.

>>20645240
>A-Anon, you promise no tricks today? O-okay. I’ll carry your books for you then-
>Waah! You covered your books with aphrodisiac powder?!
>D-don’t laugh at me! M-my glasses! Why did you k-knock away my glasses? I can’t see!
>Please stop marketing my shell! W-what are you writing? It’s very hard to wash off marker! P-please stop!
>Please stop bullying me, Anon!

>>20645273
>knocking away her glasses
>drawing on her shell
I hope other water girls stop this horrible man.

>>20645273
Read the profile you dumbass.

>>20645282
>Huge upperclassman Great Mershark slides over right behind anon
>covered in muscle and Polynesian tattoos
>”Oyey, there a problem here, small fry?”

>>20645284
Huyuuuuurrr uurrrnnddduuuuhhrrrr fffpppppbbbbtttt mmmuh profile muhfuka buurrhh huuurrrhhnn

>>20645294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjmHkVMEdI

>>20645284
Lighten up rules lawyer.

>>20645284
With things like aphrodisiac powder, that bullying seemed to fall pretty squarely in the "sexual sadism prompted by the Umi-Osho's timid helplessness" rather than any sort of legitimate harm.

>>20645291
Great Mersharks are weak to groping!

>>20645308
Why would she object though?

>>20645201
I might like her more if there was something monstrous or exotic about her besides the shell. But the masochistic girls just don't appeal to me much.

>>20645214
because when a mamono gets pregnant, she knows she successfully stole the seed of the man she enraptured and basically sex is treated like a competition.

>>20645311
Because they're timid and don't show off how perverted/masochistic they are, it only comes out in the subtle actions of their bodies in response to sadism.

>>20645273
>marketing my shell
I'd buy a turtle-girls shell.

>>20645309

>>20645194
it would, but when its sexy time, she probably wouldn't do anything during the sex and expect me to do all the work like i'm some kind of sex-craved atrocity that owns women like property. shit makes me feel bad, man

>>20644842
I wish I was blessed with a fat bottomed Dhampir onee-butler.
>>20644865
I'd be flattered if any person responded positively to my ideas.

>>20645341
This particular mershark groped herself while masturbating enough times for her sensitivity to it to grow dull. Makes perfect molester-bait, divers never see it coming.

>>20645342

>>20645378
>Mershark sees some diver swimming towards her
>Gets smug thinking it's someone about to try and molest her
>Actually just a guy looking for an underwater camera he dropped
At least she can rape him once she finds it.

>>20645369
Same, it would be great, although mammy bammy may make those pants of hers tight.

I love liches! But I think they'd look better with smaller breasts.

>>20645397
Wrong. Liches with big tits are amazing and deserve to be loved just as much as Liches with small chests. All Liches deserve love!

>>20645397
No.

>>20645342
They're still monsters after all, so if they really had a problem with how they were being treated they could easily do something about it. It's probably more along the lines of you asking/"ordering" them to do something and them doing it/"serving" because they like feeling helpful, useful and needed. Same thing for the bedroom, though there would probably be lots of couples that go from just the maid being sub to being outright masochistic which is a slightly different kettle of fish.

>>20645391
Wait, she helps divers find their stuff? Really polite, for a carnivore. Aside from the rape bit.