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Gift for the Kong!

>> No.20605658

>>20605638
Little creep. Hope it is fucking Ricin. #KONGFORCEDABORTION.

>> No.20605681

>>20605638
>>20605658
Rude

>> No.20607750

>>20605638
facepunching the kong!

>> No.20611342
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20611342

Bapkong has entered the arena.

>> No.20612057

>>20611342
I bapped this son of a kong in the arena.

>> No.20616927

Bump the Kong!

>> No.20617197
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20617197

It just won't stop!

>> No.20618739
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20618739

Would you?

>> No.20619267
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20619267

Stupid smug bitch needs a roundhouse to the face.

>> No.20624972

Bap this son of a kong!

>> No.20625879

>>20618739
Heck yes!

>> No.20626204
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20626204

BEHOLD

>> No.20626485
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>> No.20626486

Why does the Kong incite so much violence?

>> No.20628661

>>20611342
KONGHOLIO

>> No.20630299
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20630299

The Kong has granted you three wishes. You may wish for anything you want, but there are some rules.

Rules:
1) You cannot wish for the direct death of anyone, and you cannot wish for a situation for someone to be killed. This includes yourself.
2) You cannot go back in time or forward in time.
3) You can't wish for anyone to come back from the dead and likewise, you cannot wish for a specific person to be born.
4) You cannot "free" the kong.
5) You cannot wish for more wishes or the power that can grant wishes.
6) You cannot wish for omnipotency.
7) You cannot wish for anything that would make you more powerful than the kong.
8) You cannot transfer the kong's favors to another or wish for it. Only you can make wishes.
9) You must make a very specific wish, non-specific wishes might result in getting something you didn't ask for, or getting nothing at all.
10) You cannot wish for the kong to be your slave.

Now that you know the rules, please make your three wishes.

>> No.20630376

>>20630299
for all three of my wishes, i would wish for the kong to be bapped!

>> No.20630432
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>>20630376
Three bappings for the kong, coming right up.

>> No.20631204
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20631204

>>20630299
1. I wish to make the Kong exist irl
2. I wish to make the Kong my wife
3. I wish to impregnate the Kong, and bap her cervix everyday with my dick for the rest of our lives.

>> No.20631322

>>20631204
>bap her cervix everyday with my dick for the rest of our lives.
sniff...I'm sorry, I'm tearing up... that was beautiful, great sir.

>> No.20631736
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>>20631204
>1. I wish to make the Kong exist irl
The kong already exists in all dimensions, so your wish does nothing.
>2. I wish to make the Kong my wife
The kong has divorced you. Your wish was wasted.
>3. I wish to impregnate the Kong, and bap her cervix everyday with my dick for the rest of our lives.
Your semen wasn't compatible with the kong and impregnation didn't occur.
>for the rest of our lives.
The kong cannot be your slave. Your wish fizzles and nothing happens.

>> No.20631785

I hate this stupid bitch so fucking much. I wouldn't care about her at all if it weren't for the people who enjoy her. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have brain damage? Let me kill this cunt already so I never have to see her again.

>> No.20631945

>>20630299
I want to be the kong's slave for all three wishes.

>> No.20632004

I want to ultra-combo the Kong

>> No.20632437

>>20630299
!. I wish all of my wishes would go the exact way I want
2. I wish none of the kong wishing rules existed
3. I wish for more wishes
4. creampie and mating press the kong

>> No.20632740
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>>20632437
>!. I wish all of my wishes would go the exact way I want
That violates rule 7.
>7) You cannot wish for anything that would make you more powerful than the kong.

>> No.20633993
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20633993

Name one other thing besides bapping that the Kong is good for. I bet you can't.

>> No.20635778

>>20633993
Mating press.

>> No.20640021

>>20631204
>1. I wish to make the Kong exist irl
This.

>> No.20640041

>>20632740
This is nice kong

>> No.20642559
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20642559

If the Kong is so smart, why does she get bapped so often?

>> No.20642638

>>20642559
bapping is a high iq fetish

>> No.20642642

>>20630299
Wish #1:
I want three freshly baked oatmeal cookies and a glass of cold milk.

Wish #2:
I want my onahole to be sentient, capable of talking in english and I want it to have a young female's voice.

Wish #3:
I want an infinity supply of nude pictures and voyeur videos of the kong.

>> No.20646879

>>20642559
Kong is pretty dumb though.

>> No.20649745

>>20630299
Too many rules, fuck it.

>> No.20651362

>>20649745
fuck YOU

>> No.20651419

>>20630299
Wish #1
Vicissitude level 9
Wish #2
Animalism level 9
Wish #3
Protean level 9

Since The Kong is all powerful these wishes would diffidently won't make me more powerful than her.

>> No.20653968

>>20630299
>4) You cannot "free" the kong.
Sad.

>> No.20660070
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20660070

What is the general consensus on the Kong's ass? Is it heavenly is or is it subpar?

>> No.20663817

>>20660070
I want to bap dat.

>> No.20663950

>>20660070
Hmmm, does the Kong have purple pubic hair?

>> No.20669184

>>20663950
its black and coarse

>> No.20670082
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>> No.20674127

Kongolia

>> No.20675112

>>20663950
She has purple ass hair.

>> No.20675794

>>20660070
If The Kong where to present herself in such a manner she better not blame me for what would happen next.

>> No.20676831
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20676831

Does the Kong's tufts of hair rise when elated or aroused?

>> No.20678492

>>20676831
Kong is never aroused.

>> No.20681662

>>20678492
Is she frigid?

>> No.20682857

>>20678492
I beg to differ

>> No.20687472

>>20605638
Why is the cutest idol called Kong?

>> No.20689268

>>20687472
Because he has a huge dong.

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>> No.20693885
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>>20630299
I want to mindbreak Sachiko while I massage her womb through her rectum!

>> No.20696621
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>>20676831

>> No.20697859
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>> No.20700245

>>20687472
?

>> No.20703745

>>20696621
Devil Kong?

>> No.20707860
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20707860

reminder that she's the cutest

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>>20642559
>If the Kong is so smart, why does she get bapped so often?
>the Kong is so smart
You answered you're own question.

>> No.20711712

bap, son of kong

>> No.20715175

>>20635778
mating ryona

>> No.20716086
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20716086

For one to truly understand the enigma that is the bap one must understand its origins, and for that I am truly uncertain.

>> No.20718805

k-k-k kong kong
kong it up!

>> No.20721283

bap this...

>> No.20721532
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>>20707860
You know it.

>> No.20723077

>>20707860
>>20721532
smug fucker

>> No.20726052
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20726052

I need the best Kong videos

https://youtu.be/TrUoGJfhMoE

>> No.20728183

>>20726052
Kong on me

>> No.20728582

>>20728183
bap on me~

>> No.20732278

Bump the Kong!

>> No.20733388
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20733388

Imagine being so unpopular that your threads don't even hit the image limit on /c/.

>> No.20734421

>>20733388
The kong is exclusively jaypee property

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