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>>20559730
Ringo is the superior bun

There are some established Touhous that I've never jacked off to, but some have had my semen in litres by the dozens.

Some exist solely to be jacked off to, like Kasen the cumdump.

>>20559882
That may be, but Seiran is the best bun.

Never. Not once. Don't believe me? Post your hottest 2hus and I'll maintain my purity and not fap to them.

>>20560006
I believe your purity is maintained even if you fap to them. Only witches can take your cherry.

>>20559730
Personally I don't believe anyone should jack off to it because of its stature but people are free to do whatever they want.

If you haven't jacked off to 2hu you don't belong on /jp/

>>20560060
Who's the best touhou to masturbate to?

>>20560427
Rumia.

>>20560427
the little flat chested ones, rest are garbage

>>20559730
Only the lolis, when they've been dismembered and decapitated.

>>20560427
Your favorite.

>>20560622
Go back to your rape dungeon, Harasaki.

>>20560459
I want to pronebone Rumia-chan!!

>>20560427
Rinnosuke Morichika. He has the lowest percentage of porn images, therefore it would be the most contrarian. If you limit yourself to female 2hus, Maribel Hearn and Medicine Melancholy.

>>20561162
no wonder, rinnosuke is a pretty ugly girl

Just boat girls lately

Everyday

>>20561533
im gay now

>>20559882

Never have, never will.

>>20561162
Why is Luna so up there?

>>20559730
/v/ tier tittle of a thread

>>20561772
>tittle
Was that on purpose?

Only twice, to Yukari and Nitori
Not really opposed to it but it feels kinda weird, they feel more like family

>>20561533
The most disgusting image in all of /jp/.

>>20561589
Because she's a very lewd girl.

>>20561589
It tends to be the case with fairies. (Other than Cirno.)

>>20561533
*undresses*
Ladies I'm yours!
>>20561549
>>20562012
>>>/lgbt/

>>20562244
>Ladies
*Mummies

>>20560459
Stop posting this everywhere, it makes me have to fap.

>>20561533
god YES

2hu is makes up at least half of my cranks. I keep a lewd subfolder for almost every character.

>>20562275
Grannies*

i estimate my porn folder is about 20% touhou.

yeah

>>20559730
Nah bruh, especially the boihus and lolis, I definitely do not masturbate nor think sexually of them.
Totes I do not!

>>20563458
I recognize that bulge!

>>20560459
Rumia is the first Windows adversary. Has this warped everyone's thinking?

Never in my life officer

>>20561533
they all have the exact same boob size it's a little uncanny

>>20562633
Only?

>>20561533
Even dressed like that, Kanako looks like she's getting ready to obliterate Dublin.

>>20568054
They all had theirs done by the same doctor, so no surprise.

I just did some quick math and figured out I've dedicated approximately 8 liters of cum to touhou girls sine I discovered the series.

>>20568448
Elaborate please.

>>20568912
On average, I fap once a day. I discovered Touhou in January of 2008. That's 11 years ago. 365 x 11 = 4,015 faps. The average human male ejaculation is between 2ml and 5ml, depending on health, hydration, genetics, etc, and from personal experience I average about 4ml. 4,015 x 4 = 16,060ml of semen, or 16.06 liters over 11 years. I fap to Touhou girls roughly half the time, perhaps actually a little more than half, so 16.06 / 2 = 8.03 liters of cum for Touhous, at minimum.

>>20568961
all that semen should've ended up inside a little girl's womb though

what a waste

could atleast have sent it to akyuu

>>20568961
Not him, but you're smarter than 98.69% of /sci/.

>>20568988
And you just got a better get than 90% of [s4s].

Yes

I barely even jerk off once a month anymore. Is there something wrong with me, jayp?

>>20569133
You are transcending beyond your mortal limitations. Soon, you will become a being of pure energy.

>>20569133
Either you're too focused on work and other things, too stressed, or you have testicular cancer or had a testicular torsion and your balls don't work anymore.

Or you're a 40 year old boomer.

>>20569133
you're one step closer to becoming a hermit and soon, invincible.
keep up the good work

Yes anon, I have already jacked off to 3 today.

Yes, especially when they have big fat cocks

>>20568961
Imagine how many human children you could have made with that cum. You should feel ashamed of yourself

>>20559730
Who's asking this question? Is it the FBI?

>>20572277
Why on earth would I feel shame? I love Touhou. I feel proud and happy I've given them so much love and attention. You normie roleplayers are extremely bizarre people.

>>20572277
Please go away, Akyuu.

>>20572277
Nice try Abe. I ain't procreating.

Yes. At one point I felt like it was forbidden to do it to my favorite because I was very devoted to her, and one night I lost control and started fapping to lewd pictures of her and downloading them. Then I finished and deleted them all and cried myself to sleep because I felt like I had done something awful and unforgivable. This was before the zoloft.

>>20559730
No, I said this on the boobhu thread. I would feel like a secondary if I were to masturbate to Touhou, since I've only played parts of three Touhou games.

>>20572277
His body would have destroyed the sperm cells after a few days.

>>20572771
Very similar to my experience with different 2D girls and my waifu who gets lewder and lewder because I can't help sexualizing her.

>>20572909
>I would feel like a secondary if I were to masturbate to Touhou
What if your favorite 2tu teased you for being a secondary?

>>20572277
4k children? Yeah, he could've become the next Genghis Khan.
But lolis tho.

>>20582592
Challenge accepted

>>20559882
She's only superior in being obese.

>>20559730
let's like rabbits!!!

>>20568989
At least 7L is stolen by the fairies and youkai

>>20586865
That's hot

I've jacked off while fantasizing that I'm dressed as a 2hu, does that count?

>>20592711
Which 2hu

>>20592711
No, and that makes you gay. I bet you were masturbating anally.

>>20592793
Please don't kinkshame him

>>20593209
People shame me for being a lolicon all the time, but you don't see me complaining.

>>20592711
Me too
Feels good but I always feel ashamed afterwards

>>20569053
I jacked off to that too
what were your favorite parts?

>>20593209
I want to splatter Kasen's scowling face with semen!

>>20592711
Live your dreams, and get a proper 2hu cosplay.

>>20592711
I'm gonna need pics.

I've rubbed one out to a prego remilia a couple of times before

>>20592789
Chen and Nazrin.
>>20592793
I don't masturbate anally but admittedly some of the fantasies are gay, though I'm always on top, josou seme is a favorite fetish of mine.
>>20601020
I don't actually dress up as the 2hu.

>>20559730
its easier to list the touhous I cant jack off too
touhou 1-5, and touhou 13-whatever they are on now
flandre
kaguya
thats about it

>>20603286
cant jack off to the flan?

you sure you aren't a closet homo?

>>20603286
Are you saying that you don't fap to Seiga? That's extremely gay

>>20603286
You don't fap to Flan and your Remilia doll has chest tumors.
You couldn't be gayer if you tried.

>>20603330
there was that one image by that one foot artist a few years ago where she was molesting the zombie girl that was kinda hot but meh

>>20603329
>>20603343
nothing about flan is appealing.

>>20603219
Does it really count as josou seme if you are on top? Why not let a cute boihu do that job?

>>20603504
I don't see why it wouldn't. And I don't really feel like getting fucked in the ass.

>>20561533
Kanako and Yukari have the best upper outfits here for my tastes, though Yuyuko's the best in the panties department. I'm not sure how I feel about the open-slit panties in general - they'd be good for licking, but if the dick is involved I think I'd actually prefer something thin and sheer and lacking the slit, for furiously humping against without allowing an accidental slip inside.

>>20603330
Why does she sit like that? Are her balls that big?