/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20418133
Nobody hates her beside few slutposters and Taofags

Don't talk about her when she can hear you

Don't talk about her age when she can hear you

i think byakuren sucks

>>20418209

I want to suck various parts of Byakuren's youthful but mature body

>>20418133
“”””peace””””

We know what you want old hag

>>20418133
she's a very kinky old lady

>>20418226
Which parts?

>>20418133
She hit menopause.

>>20418680

Ears legs fingers nipples clitoris neck armpits tummy

>>20418387
>We know what you want old hag
love and understanding?

>>20418877
With hands and fingers like that? I don't believe it. She should repent while she has a chance.

Byakuren Thicc Tier

>>20418940
M-mommy.

>>20418794
Not tits?

>>20367608

>>20419877
I mean, is he wrong?

>>20419038
Nipples aren't part of tits?

Rare footage of sealed Byakuren sealed in Makai

>>20418133
Because she's pretty busty and jp is full of flat chested cute girls.

>>20418940
*human breeding instincts kick in*
I'm gonna make her MY WIFE!!!

Time to join Myourengym.
nico.ms/sm33518887

>>20418133
I don't hate any of the Touhous.

>>20418133
It isn't hate for the sake of hate. Byakuso garners hate because she is canonically a piece of shit.

What she did before was pretty bad yeah, but she’s a changed hag!

fuck off hagfags

>>20428553

>>20428570
futo has cute hands

>>20428325
Pretty much this. Poor Kyouko.

>>20418133
Because she threaten the natural order of things.

>>20420312
I have nipples but I have no tits

Byakuren wishes you the best Christmas anon!!

>>20431922

>>20418133
Byakuren is one of my favorite Touhou characters. Her theme is one of my favorite songs and its still so beautiful, even just the original version of it. Her abilities seem so familiar to me since I tend to gravitate towards characters or classes in videogames who need to keep up buffs or make sure they're always warded against any possible situation. If I could have a mythical weapon I'd probably choose a scroll that constantly and passively boosts all of my attributes.

i wonder what her vagina looks like

>>20431922
>>20431938

I love that belt under her breasts and the one piece suit that extends under her minishorts

>>20432872
She's definitely an innie with a small clit, puffy vulva despite being tall and older than 25, everything is clean and it even smells clean despite having a huge bush that smells like a familiar incense scent that you have smelt before but do not know where.
And not forgetting the heavenly smell and texture of her juice, that in which it resembles like a high quality lube that is worth 50 US dollars but it is totally free for you to use as well the warmth that covers your cock as you insert it inside, giving you a comfort that is definitely out of this world and all your sensitive nerves have felt this please all at the same time as you put it in slowly and fitting in perfectly.

And spoilering the whole text because it is the lewdest thing I have ever written plus blue board

Shes sleepy..

>>20428553
Rude

>>20433361
Wakey wakey

Breast envy is strong is Gensokyo. I mean imagine that your rival leader would be this stacked.

>>20439298
This budha sure has some nice breasts

>>20439298
Lewd

No body hate her,
if someone hate her then he must be a homosexual and must go back to the >>>/lgbt/

>>20442481

Goddamn I need a bodysuit sumata from Hijirin

>>20428570
Yamate

>>20444380
No

>>20431893
innocent

>>20431922
Lewd

>>20418387
And what is that?

>>20454699
PAIZURI!

>>20455021
She's a pure maiden who would never do such a thing

>>20457711
What a waste. She should donate her boobs to someone else if she’s not going to use them for their intended purpose.

Made for clothed paizuri

>>20418133
Cause she's a fuckin' idiot is why

A two-faced, blithering, hypocritical idiot

>>20457939
give an example

>>20457939
t. miko

>>20418133
She doesn't put out

>>20460363
ULiL and HM.

All of both, not even kidding. I don't want to pull examples when it's "basically everything she does" but I feel like I'd get called out even though it really is "just play either, she's a moron".

Like, as usual, ignoring her religions own tenants (in this case, about emotion), or nearly ruining everything out of spite simply because she didn't understand how a special artifact worked and didn't want a smarter character to take care of it. There's also the fundamental moronic slant she subscribes to of "youkai are oppressed" when, of course, they aren't. She originally only went with that angle because she is a literal witch who was afraid of death so strongly she resorted to dark arts, but NOW she stays with it because she's stupid or something. Demonstrably, her temple does no good. Whenever this is brought up (in Symposium), she basically shuts up.

>>20432872
Gradient colored bush.

Why the fuck people draw her riding a bike? Since when 2hus have technology, let alone Harleys?

>>20467958
They’re secondaries. It’s a meme, probably from reddit.

>>20468200
Since when Japanese pixiv artists are from reddit? You're a dumb shit-eating pleb that doesn't knows anything at all.

>>20468213
>Japanese pixiv artists
>Japanese
they must be westerners using google translate, not even the scat artists on there would stoop to the level of using reddit memes

>>20467958
Did you not play the fighting games?

>>20468247
Source

>>20465296
god i just want to bury my face in hijirin’s gradient bush

>>20474033
Don't lewd the pure

Happy birthday Byak

>>20477549
What game is this

>>20480527

Super Touhou RPG everyone is stacked including Kosuzu

>>20480527
Super Boobhu RPG
https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ212756.html

>>20481398
Thanks

>>20478988
its her birthday?

>>20418133
Because liking her as a character means acknowledging that Gensokyo isn't a paradise.

>>20461495
Not really. Miko actually seems to view her as a respected rival than a complete idiot.

>>20483974
Did you not know jesus was born on december 25th?

>>20464418
Miko fucking please.

Byakuren's gimmick is that she's a good person, but a bad Buddhist. She's a kindhearted, kind of ditzy BBA who doesn't really get the "youkai bad, human good" angle given 2hu is about having tea parties with youkai and the Human Villiage is essentially an animal preserve. She sticks with "youkai are oppressed" because ReiMari jumped the Myouren crew for no real reason, while Sanae was so enthusiastic about exterminating youkai as a rookie there were grimdark doujins about it for days.

>>20486376
Wrong

Hijiri is an evil zealot.

>>20488139
Wrong!

>>20486376
Because liking her as a character means acknowledging that Gensokyo isn't a paradise

>>20486241
Youkai Jesus?

>>20491891
yes

>>20418133

>>20418409
Kinky how?

>>20499102
She's into that weird shit

which side do you pick, /jp/?

>>20418133
Who the fuck is that?

>>20504044
your new obsession

>>20505378
But vice is a Sin

>>20503960
but they are friends now

>>20503960
The bedside.

>>20502087
That only makes her more sophisticated

>>20510752
how so

>>20418133
And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.
Reimu's method means a slow reform into a system where some day, perhaps humans, both outside and inside, fairies, and youkai can have a mutual dialogue with each other in truce, while Byakuren's system is turning a subsystem of humanity into cattle which will almost undoubtably fall on the backs of outsiders in order to appease the youkai, incompatible with fairies entirely who need to prank but will naturally face retaliation against insider humanity who will probably drive them off the way Europe did without a shrine maiden to keep the peace, and doesn't fix any of the underlying problems that keep Gensokyo from being perfect today, which are as follows:
The fact that insiders are draconian, pre-industrial brutes, outsiders are the forgotten discardings of the information age to be scrapped for meat, youkai need fear and human flesh to survive, and fairies are smart enough to realize something is wrong with the status quo but too stupid to do anything about it beyond mindless mischief.

>>20512415
What this anon said.

>>20512415
Sounds like socialist propaganda

>>20512415
What are yo7 talking about

>>20512415
>And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.
That's more Yukari's (and to a much lesser extent Reimu's) method . Byakuren does want the human villagers to not be cattle and outsiders not be murdered. She just thinks this can be accomplished through peaceful dialogue and self discovery, rather than the violent revolution that is actually necessary. She's a well intentioned social democrat living in a fascist dystopian hell, essentially.

That's also the biggest difference between her and the other two major religious heads. Miko DOES seem to understand what is necessary to make a positive difference in Gensokyo, but doesn't care enough to actually try and do anything. Being content to merely pick up the few worthwhile humans she can find, and then leaving Gensokyo to become a celestial through taoism. Kanako meanwhile IS actually making a positive difference in Gensokyo, even if her attempts don't always end well. But she's only doing it for herself, and doesn't really give a fuck about anybody else except MAYBE Suwako and Sanae.

>>20512415
>And do it on the backs of anyone that isn't a youkai or human in the specific group she caters to.
That's more Yukari's (and to a much lesser extent Reimu's) method . Byakuren does want the human villagers to not be cattle and outsiders not be murdered. She just thinks this can be accomplished through peaceful dialogue and self discovery, rather than the violent revolution that is actually necessary. She's a well intentioned social democrat living in a fascist dystopian dictatorship, and accordingly is mostly useless.

That's also the biggest difference between her and the other two major religious heads. Miko DOES seem to understand what is necessary to make a positive difference in Gensokyo, but doesn't care enough to actually try and do anything. Being content to merely pick up the few worthwhile humans she can find, and then leaving Gensokyo to become a celestial through taoism. Kanako meanwhile IS actually making a positive difference in Gensokyo, even if her attempts don't always end well. But she's only doing it for herself, and doesn't really give a fuck about anybody else except MAYBE Suwako and Sanae.

>>20418133
Because youkai are fucking awful human eaters. Youkai that are different are the rare exception, not the rule.
i.e. FUCK youkai and FUCK jannies.

>>20519671
Cute

>>20512415
>>20519853
Can someone give a quick summary on these posts?

>>20524115

>>20519853
>doesn't care enough to actually try and do anything
What the evergreen fuck are you talking about? How do you even get this wrong? Are you basing this off an ill informed doujin or something?

>>20519893
Post the neil armstrong doing karate one.

>>20526750
I don't have it saved.

>>20524115
The strong survive while the weak perish. And humans are if nothing but a weak race

>>20503960
My husband and my mom are fighting over my love!

>>20526825
What?

>>20531296

>>20526825
>>20534508
Why is Reisen killing them?

>>20535315
It's just an accident. They slipped and fell and she came to help, trust her, she's a doctors apprentice.

>>20535353
7 DAYS

>>20526721
Miko pretty much gave up any plans of taking over Gensokyo after Kanako and Byakuren told her about the true nature of the place. She seems mostly content nowadays with gathering followers and completing her accession into becoming a celestial. Which would involve leaving Gensokyo and the Humans inside it to their fate.

>>20530286
>And humans are if nothing but a weak race
That's why they own 99% of the planet and have unstoppable weapons of mass destruction that could kill all life on the planet.

>>20535791

>>20537196
Rumia, no

>>20536198
That's not strong, anon.

>>20540884
I don't know, anon. I would say being able to turn all of Gensokyo into a massive crater with a single press of a button does make humanity considerably stronger than youkai-kind.

>>20488139
Zealots are good

>>20537196
Is Reisen having ptsd

>>20544135
She just had a little kitchen slip-up.

>>20536195
Source

>>20418180
How old is she?

>>20549543
Either three or four centuries old

>>20545464
For what exactly? Miko giving up on taking over Gensokyo, or her wanting to become a celestial?

>>20551512
Both

>>20550697
what a hag.

>all she wants is for Humans and Youkai to reconcile their difference and live together in peace
You means she wants to genocide the human eating youkai? I'm gonna have to hate someone who wants to starve all my cute waifus.

>>20541164
Yukari gaps the nuke elsewhere and the world collapses from there.
Thinking isn't your strong point is it.
Also, they don't know where Gensokyo is. They'll probably reduce Japan to nothing but glass before they figure it out. If ever.

>>20558280
Not an argument

>>20552225
Symposium of Post-Mysticism.

>>20560323
Thanks

>>20557191
wrong

>>20480685
Nice

>>20558280
Delusional

>>20558280
>Yukari gaps the nuke elsewhere and the world collapses from there.
You do realize that Yukari isn't actually completely invisible, right? Like, the biggest object we've seen her gap is a abandoned train. A modern nuke is a lot faster and bigger.

>Also, they don't know where Gensokyo is.
They can figure out if they knew it existed. Then turn the entire place into a crater with less effort than it would take to swath a fly.

>>20551512
Miko giving up taking over Gensokyo is mostly the fact that she hasn't made any serious attempt to do it for almost a decade. She mentioned the idea in Symposium, Kanako and Byakuren told her "that's a shit idea", and that's the last time she seemed to seriously consider it in canon. It was even played as a joke in the last lorebook.

Meanwhile, becoming a celestial is what hermits do in the Touhou universe. It's like, their end goal essentially. If there is any reason to assume Miko is different, I haven't seen it.

>>20557191
Youkai don't need to eat humans. If Rumia, Mystia, or whoever stops eating Human Flesh. The only thing that would happen is that they would be less happy with their meal.

>>20570165
But they do need to eat Humans.

>>20570103
Pretty sure Gensokyo's barrier doesn't work like that.

>>20572166
It does

>>20571915
Why? It's never been portrayed as anything other than a want. And even if they do need to eat human flesh, why can't they just eat dead bodies? Do you know how many of those there are in the world?

>>20571915

Please don't confuse people with your headcanon.

what have you done to Hijiri's thread /jp/!
Apologize right now!

>>20418133
What a miserable failure.

>>20578278
No

>>20519893
based and ningenpilled

>>20526750

>>20582639
Propaganda

>>20582582
based on what?

>>20585187
Youkai are for suffering.

>>20585215
serving*
Remember, "humanity, fuck yeah!" is a mental disability.

>>20418133
Hijiri is a hypocritical, lazy bum. Just look at her true self (dream world version) in AoCF.

>>20585225
Youkai apolegism is a even bigger mental disability though.

>>20585977
Slander

All youkai must be exterminated.

Stupid sexy hijiri

>>20589017
I agree. But why are you posting that youkai collaborateur traitour though? Her family is the only reason youkai haven't all been exterminated already.

>>20418133
I want her to suffer.

>>20591293
Why?

>>20594187
She's a racist bigoted human supremacist. Due to the over 6 million youkai worldwide oppressed by the humans they deserve reparations in being allowed to farm and eat humans. Gensyoko is literally the only really safe place left for non-humans, and they want peace? That's just a codeword for replacing youkai with humans. Youkai literally have nothing if their threat of violence is taken.

https://twitter.com/zaku6/status/1082990867617468417

>>20591293

>>20594463
lewd

>>20597589
She is very lewd

>>20597739
She's pure

>>20601365

Explain why does she need to use dark magic then?

>>20601396
>Explain why does she need to use dark magic then?
It's a necessary evil.

>>20594316
Lies and slander

>>20606313
its the truth though.

>>20594463
Delete this

mommy byakuren's easy access breastfeeding suit

Why is Byakuren so STINKY why does she SMELL so BAD

>>20622515

Slander, Byakuren smells like refined perfume

>>20585981
Human apologism in the form of "Humanity, fuck yeah!" is quite possibly the Original Sin, the only way we can properly repent is to devote ourselves to our glorious youkai overlords, and become one of them.
Hail Yukarin!

>>20622681
Earth belongs to humanity, Gensyoko will eventually be claimed by outside humans. Earth humans will win the next moon war and will end the Lunarian threat. Heaven and Hell both exist just to cater to humanity even after they die. Face it, all things exist for Humans.

>>20622611
Refined perfume is made from piss.

>>20624391
Wrong

>>20624391
Earth is ruled over by Yukari. Gensokyo will never be claimed by outside humans. Humanity has no chance of conquering Lunarians, rather humanity may very well be taken over and enslaved by Lunarians. Heaven hardly caters to "humanity," more a select few individuals who abandon their humanity to become something greater. Hell tortures humans to recycle their souls, now that's some fancy catering, you may indeed wish to make a reservation for that. Face it, humans exist to bow down to youkai, gods, and other superior beings.

>>20631237
Posting is reserved for people who feel the need to share things that are useful, not redundant like pedals on a bumper car.
>debating your penis size again I see

>>20633072
No its not, and shitting up a buddhist thread is 100% useful anyway.

>>20633072
Stop taking the bait.

>>20570103
A nuke is a lot smaller than a train

>>20635285
It still doesn't change what one said

>>20418387
And what does she want

>>20639749
war

>>20641459
Comforting

>>20645813
>>20641459
Comforting war?

>>20633174
Don\t hit tewi

>>20418133
She's a hypocrite

>>20658305
In what way?

>>20662242
Peace can't be achieved without conflict

>>20665333
false

>>20671154
how is it false.
For there not to be peace, there is conflict. Without conflict there can never truly be peace because the concept would no longer exist without an opposite.

>>20674722
whoa, again but a little slower this time brainiac

>>20624391
Wow, that's racist.

>>20678111
>whoa, again but a little slower this time brainiac
???

>>20503960
Imma side with based youkai genocider instead of youkai dindunuffin.
Regardless of how trustworthy either is (which is not much) it really boils down to the fact that the UFOs in UFO gave me chlamydia from trying to match the colours like a fucking toddler and dying more than usual.
Headphone Owl > Commie Buddha

>>20585225
TVTropes is the biggest mental disability of all, race-traitor anon.

I want magic enhanced Hijiri to mercilessly force me to ground and hold me there with a leg lock

>>20467958
You retarded nigger

>>20686733
Why

>>20686679
I suppose you should go back there.

>>20418133
>Be "Buddhist"
>Be afraid of death
>Turn yourself into a Youkai to avoid death like the world's biggest bitch.
>Talk about human-youkai relations like some kind of expert when Youkai's very nature go against Human desires and natural instinct to survive/evolutionary instinct to eliminate competition to its own race's survival
I wouldn't trust Byakuren worth shit.

>>20689575
Don't forget that she's hedonistic

>>20689317

Being held down by Byakuren's overwhelmingly strong hands and choked by her thighs sounds like extremely pleasant way of getting beaten

>>20689575
Who are you quoting? Why are you saying she's a bitch to avoid death when you're saying it's a natural instinct to survive? Youkai's nature seems to be very in-line with human desire if humans desire immortality/survival and youkai provide it.
But yes, do not trust Buddhists, ever.

>>20689885
>Why are you saying she's a bitch to avoid death when you're saying it's a natural instinct to survive?
Death is a natural cycle of life and is part of living (Unironically). Surviving = Living to pass on your genes and properly dying once those genes mature.

Becoming immortal goes against the very nature of life and how things should be.

>>20689937
Ok. But that's not true, and your definition of survival is bad. When I reproduce and die I do help "humanity" as a whole survive, but I have utterly failed in my own survival. Survival is the ultimate goal, and those who don't think to live past their 80 or so years as a human are the greatest of fools.

>>20689760
Is this Mizuryu Kei?

>>20692529
>Is this Mizuryu Kei?
No

>>20690021
This

>>20686733
my man

>>20692529
Maybe

>>20418133
Because she's got an idealistic goal and /jp/ has lost any hope of progress.

After all if we had hope we wouldn't be posting here.

>>20704179
This

>>20692529
yes

>>20692529
I don't know.