/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20550744
I wanna lick a gold Ryus belly

>>20550746
Good luck reaching her palace.

Give me a sand bapho and an sandwan or a lilim to bigspoon/smallspoon with

>>20550777
Desert goats are well-loved by their care-takers from what I understand.

I'm going to conquer the world with my undead harem and no one can stand in my way! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>20550794
Quote from man dog-piled by zombies.

>>20550794
Oh yeah? I am going to corner the local dairy product market with my farm harem and no one can stop me

This nun looks suspicious for some reason.

>>20550821
Her hair is out of order, give her a brushing.

>>20550821
Huh, yeah. I think she just has pink eye or something.

>>20550748
I want the loli goat to stop trying to make me into a lolicon.
Also oppai loli is better.

I just want to fuck a fox, guys.
Mating press ‘em into the floor.

>>20550821
There is no bigger sign of evil than black sclera.
I'll take a white sclera undead overlord who enslaves countless humans and spreads her scourge onto the world over a wannabe pure nun black sclera succubus.

>>20550839
Hanging around for the next tea party.

>>20550858
I want to fuck a drunken fox.

>>20550936
And that's what's wrong with your generation!

Consider:Huge, long boa lamia who instinctually wraps you up deepthroats your crotch

>>20550946
I want to fuck a Danuki

>Marry a Tanuki
>She's very affectionate
>Insists on having you come with her to meetings
>She spends the entire time angrily chewing people out while simultaneously gently massaging your scalp as you lay your head in her lap

>>20551016
Am I stress relief or a security blanket? Or possibly a status symbol?

>>20550777
what about desert puppy witch?

>>20550858
thas a mighty cute fox

Have you ever had a maximum tippity-kek style laughter? Deleting some shit, thought I might as well throw it in one last time.

>>20550858
Twig foxes need not apply, my fox needs sufficient cushioning built in.

>>20551047
Yes.

>>20551427
Not like it matters in MGE after you plow them a few times.

>>20551427
Flabby foxes are best.

>tfw Twistedmind94 and Rosco19 never came that day

I really want a dark elf roommate

>>20551593
>'sup dude? Don't mind the smell, I'm just boiling some rope.

>>20551823
Can't talk, trying to come up with excuses not to go run. Have a mofu.

>>20551823
How Ironic that such a small wight has such thick thighs.
Death saving life, I never thought I'd see the day.

Which MGs have an affinity for FPS games?

>>20551926
Monoeye. She can't do it in real life but lack of depth perception won't stop her from playing vidya!

>>20551926
Automatons and Cupids

>>20551506
>fareunwell was 4 years ago
>been here 2 years at that point

>>20551926
Sallies and Lizies.
Gonna school them.

>>20551926
Anubis work ethic will make her a pro, given enough time

>>20551926
>Anon walks into a Succubus getting rekt in an FPS game
>she quits the game and rapes him

>>20551616
Would help her in her studies

>>20551987
I'm not having sex with a noob!

>>20551987
>succ gamer rage, then rape
That sounds pretty scary

>>20551987
Succubi are always such brats

>>20552016
They need to wear those used condoms on their clothes

>>20552016
That scenario is hot. Shame about the basket implications though

>>20552016
>>20552033
>>20552040

what if they held you down and dumped the bucket on your face

>>20552058
Very gross

>>20552067
they'll lick it off

>>20551987
>>20552003
I want a succubus gamer to rape me on stream!

>>20552075
I'd be okay with it only if all those condoms were filled by me

>>20552079
what if half were filled by the one on the right

>>20552086
No thanks, that would be even worse. I don't like futa

>>20552086
All the better.

>>20552085
Why do you keep posting this.

>>20551997
That's asking her to level drain your gaming ability.

What did she mean by this?

>>20552162
Breed the Buii

>>20551926
Which MGs give the loudest, slurpiest blowjobs?

>>20552168
Alraune.

>>20552168
Ghoul

>>20552168
Succs, they're specialists. Imagine them putting just the head of your cock in their mouth and sucking like a vacuum cleaner

Is that an apophis or a demon in the second panel?

I would like to learn how to cook to please dragons

>>20552226
It's obviously an apophis if you pay attention to the jewelry.

>>20552233
For all we know, she could be a human girl who was GRAPED into a snek.

>>20552233
Except that sort of jewelry is what apophis minions wear as well.

Its just weird to have her with obviously non human looks (ergo not a disguise) and yet no purple skin if she's supposed to be an apophis.

>>20552262
That picture is blasphemy!

>>20552262
Best rival wife couple

>>20552262
Tuggable nipples

>>20550821
I appreciate the thought of a radical faction monsters disguising themselves as Order affiliates just to get closer to someone they love.

>>20552285
If the Pharaoh isn't graped

If both waifu and daugherfu get into an argument and ask you which one is right,what would you do?

>>20552345
Tell them which one is right and which one is left.

>>20550744
Would living a somewhat NEET-ish house husband life with a Lich girl be comfy considering you got a powerful undead magical wife taking care of you?

>>20552358
Then who gets money for rent and supplies?

>>20550744
Demon Realm Mamono/person: Kiss your knife ear Lolis!

>>20552373
I dunno with you or >>20552358 but something tells me, Mamono welfare???

>>20552391
Or get a vampire/wight waifu most of those are rich and live in castles

Why is it that a lot of people want lolis or CCs or ancient/hags? What ever happened to average aged monsters?

>>20552416
I think it's just more interesting to discuss the big age difference stuff as opposed to a girl that's your age. Personally, I like them all and want them all.

>>20552416
>Lolis can rot for all i care thats degenerate
>Ripe/prime age females are the best in my book
>Cakes its for those who want a loving older mommy ara ara monster probably
>And ancient evils are mostly filled with pent up lust have so many centuries without sex for those who want endless fugging on marriage

>>20552416
Loli is just a body type in MGE and can refer to a girl of any age.

>>20552469
Tallflat is just a superior version of a loli with none of the downsides

>>20552474
There are no downsides to loli.

What's the ideal amount of times to cum inside your manticore a day?
>12
>14
>16
>18

>>20552485
Shes smaller than you,thats a downside!

>>20552487
19+

How does a young man go about wooing such refined and elegant older foxes?

>>20552373

>>20552487
As much as you can. Maybe 18 in each of her four holes.

>>20552547
I want to have a drunken mating session with both of them

>>20552565

>>20552487
>tfw your manticore mistress keeps increasing the daily quota

>>20552597
its gonna get silly real fast if she increases it day by day

maybe increase it by one every month

>>20552605
There would be long breaks from time to time I guess

I want to see monster girl africa
meet some black lion girls

What would Gambier Bay-chan monsterize into?

>>20552644
For some reason I imagine Lion girls as a Carmel tan instead of black, even though that would make more sense. Maybe because of the color of their fur?

>>20552652
Centaur

You can't escape your manticore mistress if you are addicted to her

>>20552660
fur would be tan, skin would be black
simples

>>20552644
I still hope KC gets round to doing the nemean lion as a MG

>>20552644
This, Giraffe and Zebra Centaurs would be cool too. I blessed the rains down in aaafricaa!

>>20552652
Probably just a succubus version of herself given that non human races such as dwarves and elves tend to monsterize into succubi.

>>20552668
>Centaur

>>20552675
>giraffe
THE NECK

>>20552681
It's a shame they made her generic Tony elf #43213.

>>20552692

>>20552692
I was just thinking she was really tall, or that her human half was higher than the rest, since the human half replaces the head and neck of other centaurs.

>>20552669
>tfw no goth Manticore mistress

>>20552416
>>20552463
>ancients
>lust
I have trouble with this concept. Sounds like the recipe for a population explosion.

Humans have the lust that humans have, because their spawn is fodder-tier, and they need to reproduce rapidly to overcome their treacherous environs

Ancients dont have that problem.
I'd accept the argument that their breeding cycles take a long ass time in accordance to their long lifespans, and that they have the same sex drive as humans.
You'd die of age before the birth of your own kid, if that were the case, though. No one wants that.

>>20552732
Why are there drip marks on her torso and legs? Did she put mascara there too?

>>20552692
Could be one of those things where as her neck shrinks, her breasts grow. Reminds me of my troubled high school days

>>20552740
Cobweb silk from her Arachne tailor for the spooky aesthetic.

>>20552732
>tfw no goth tiddy vampire

>>20552463
i want an ancient evil lolihag

>>20552285
Best rivals are Yeti and Ice Queen, genki and warm vs stoic and cold

>>20552669
>>20552732
>Manticore mistress hasn't put any security measures in place to prevent her slave/plaything/servant from escaping her mansion because she knows he will never be gone for long

>>20552794
Well, I'd only "escape" to buy a carton of juice, some spare groceries to prepare snacks and spare mascara and makeup for when mistress runs out. Maybe to visit my parents every couple of weeks, but never long enough to make mistress feel alone.

>>20552759
Good taste.

>>20552644
Sphinx
Or does egypt not count as africa?

>>20552846
>Well, that depends on wh- Hey, wait! I'm the one who asks the questions!

>>20552903
>Sphinx’s first day on the job
>”HALT! Before you can pass, you must answer my question! Are you ready?”
>”No. Thanks! I’ll be going now.”
>”No wait! Awww...”

>>20552903
Sphinxy-chan, brown and tan, who’s the cutest in the land?

>>20552963
>”The pharaoh!”
>”No, but my boss forces me to accept that answer. Proceed.”

>>20552962
>>20552963
>>20552963
>>20552969
>Please, take me along with you! I'm so lonely here.

>>20552969
It IS the right answer though. All hail the great Pharaoh!

>>20553006
All hail the best mom! Her half-sister is being taught lewd tricks by her Apophis mom two rooms over while Dad's out shopping.

Was the fakku's translation of final oni oyakodon leaked yet?

>>20553111
How many were there in total? A lot of them are up on chaika.

>>20553127
6
Nah, the newest one is not there (even 5th is not there), it came out only few days ago

I wanna give Sphinx-chan a little kiss of her forehead! Then a sloppy and wet on her lips!

>>20553043
>spoiler
A big happy royal family

>>20552738
In MGE, not only are there no functional limits on living space, the more powerful a monster is the harder it is for them to have a kid.

>>20552759
>tfw no goth tiddy vampire to cuck you with another man
Ouch.

>>20553164

>>20553177
I am gravely serious my reasonably paranoid friend.

>>20552982
Awwww. Cute cat daughteru

>>20553152
>spoiler
Upper or "lower" lips?

>>20553192
>Does it matter?

>>20553188

>>20553200
That means i got a chance! despite turning wizard in 4 years!

>>20552738
>I'd accept the argument that their breeding cycles take a long ass time in accordance to their long lifespans
That's canon though. Monster strength is directly linked to their fertility. To impregnate some fodder like basic slime or mosquito you will only need like 200 mana (1 creampie= 1 mana) while to impregnate demon lord you need like 1 million mana so it takes hundreds of years

>>20553206
>mosquito needs 200
What the hell? so if a gang of those bully you,you are screwed for weeks?

>>20553206
DLs husband is a powerfucker though, so they’ve managed to have a few dozen kids over the DL’s reign despite the difficulty level.

>>20553213
>>20553206
The Vamp Mosquito itself is unique in that she specifically designed to be more fertile than other monsters. That is her gimmick. Slimes don't get pregnant. When they get enough nutrients they divide which really doesn't have anything to do with fertility.

>>20553213
It’s not actually a threshold it’s still random chance, it’s just exceedingly more rare the higher the species power and rarity

>>20553232
You could probably get a Dark Slime “pregnant” by managing to nucleate a new core.
You’d still need to add all the necessary mass anyway though, unless you want a minislime daughter.

>>20553245
Indeed, its noted that when it takes centuries despite trying repeatedly each day that its due to bad luck as much as anything else. Race also plays a role, as some are biologically just not the type that have children often.

Lilith for instance was noted in question answered by KC that she is not any more or less fertile than a average succubus, just longer lived thanks to her power level. And she's rumored to have had about a 100 children during her thousand year reign (though at least one of them is apparently adopted, and the number itself is just a unofficial rumor as KC only has actual plans for the identities of the 10 oldest daughters).

>>20553232
>When they get enough nutrients they divide which really doesn't have anything to do with fertility.
Well yeah, same stuff. Nutrients = mana, divide = birth

>>20552565
>>20552597
>>20552605
>Manticore builds up to to multiple dozen a day
>stops for a month and you can no long get off
>Then one day makes you cum a ridiculous amount
>Then returns to normal but always switches up the patterns so that you can never be ready for an intense or dry period

Don't know if manticores are best or worst girls

>>20553205
>turning wizard in 4 years!
It clearly says scum beyond redemption gets a boot.

>>20553283
>though at least one of them is apparently adopted
The most legendary figure in MGE is a human girl with plastic devil horns.

>>20553296
Touché

>>20553307
Anon, I don't think you know what "adopted" means in that context.

>>20553307
Nope nope, she's apparently a lilim in all but lineage thanks to Lilith's Panacea being able to break the regular rules of monsterization.

>>20553307
I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to live in the DL’s palace and not monsterize within a day. Or less.

>>20553284
There is nothing that says monsters can only get pregnant when they get enough mana. Your point system of needing so much mana to become pregnant is made up. While not ever really explained considering monsters do menstruate I assume most work on at least a pseudobiological system of releasing an egg that needs to be fertalized with higher ranked monsters having even lower fertility than others. There are spells and the tree which can either speed it up of cause a monster to instantly ovulate and become pregnant but saying slimes which just divide is the same thing doesn't really fit.

>>20553200
>They don't care about dick size
>They don't care about looks
>They barely care about personality
>All they care about is love
Goddammit where are the portals!?

>>20553347
Welcome aboard The Ride, stops at never.

>>20553347
Well to be clear, while their love is unconditional, one reason for this is because they have substantial capacity to mold their men into what they consider ideal or to alter their ideal to fit the man.

>>20553307
Adoptar is the key to all this
If we can get her working
Because she’s a more human character then we’ve ever done before
Hopefully it’ll work

>>20553399
Most incubi don't change other than the sexual stuff. Especially the attractiveness of the guys face. There are prisoner fruit for that but it's stated that monster just don't care. I would say a monster changes to become their husband's idealized mate more than he does for her.

Is there a list of MGE profiles by date of release?

Going through all these artifacts of the old thread is fun. Remember the days we were creatively potent enough to make content about our content?

>>20553450
The wiki has the release dates on the entries.

>>20553450
I think the wiki may have the release dates

>>20553450
The left side of KCs main site has the order of which the entries came out.

>>20553452
Yeah but tines have changed
Nobody cares for the current roster of writers outside of loenis and lantern

>>20553452

is this bait

>20553452
>Bobanon's stories are great and highly enjoyable to read

>>20553452
It's amusing how badly that's aged.
The most accurate one is LDR since self published or not apparently her stuff sells well enough to keep putting it up on amazon.

>>20553500

pepperidge farm remembers

>>20553493
Your forgetting frost and beast, those two show up often

>>20553432
Barring some pretty obvious exceptions of course.

Other exceptions being monsters who have a explicit requirement for certain traits in men, like bicorns, salamanders, etc.

I also wonder how "ugly" ugly incubi can be given they all get perfectly healthy bodies, and how we have yet to see anybody male or female in the MGE that could really be called "ugly" by usual standards. I'm thinking Hollywood homely could be at play in this world.

>>20553493
Hey, I like Anonymoose, I just don't have much reason to talk about him here.

Be careful with Automaton's, Anon.
If your bodyguard model mentions that she's re-examined her priorities and reached new conclusions, you may be in trouble.

>>20553493
>lantern
Including him but not beast is a little unfair, one gets mentioned way more than the other.

>>20553493
No one really cares about those two either barring 2.5 autists. It's dead Tim.

>>20553533
The big thing to remember with the chaos breeds is that like all of MGE it's a fetish porn setting. They are based on the monster raping a cute girl hentai genere/trope/fetish. Trying to get too dark and acting like it's because they don't find their husbands attractive unless he is transformed is going too far. Especially since the first chaos breed was the Mindflayer which seems to be partially inspired by Splatoon.

>>20553493
>Losenis
Hello

>>20553569
Oh, I didn't mean to imply they don't find him attractive in human form, just noting that they do make certain changes for one reason or another.

>>20553580
Bye nignog.

>>20553591
Wow rude.

For the Horde!

>>20553605
Gonna get me some cute wives!

>>20553597
Who are you, impostor.

>>20553618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>20553639
>Grim work songs sung by cute girls.
P'Orc/H'Orc harem, gonna build one

>>20553653
>We don't want to go to war today!
>All we want is to stay in bed with our husbands all day!

>>20553295
>Don't know if manticores are best or worst girls

That's the thing with manticores. It's a wonderful mystery

How would a monster deal with a man’s sexual trauma? Not necessarily talking about a man who was raped, but a man who’s seen the result of rape and abuse, to the point that his fear and digust killed his sexuality entirely.

Cleaning fluffy tails.

>>20553720
Rare White Fox, very shy, too shy to ask a boy to brush her tails.

>>20553715
Taking him to a Mindflayer could help.

>>20553715
Dr Lilim will fix this! A soft flayer hug is a effective cure too

>>20553493
I like yananon.

>>20553736
Nurse Flayer is good with that stuff!

>>20553736
>>20553737

>>20553764
Now I imagine a mindflayer treating shell shocked soldiers

>>20553715
Though such extreme trauma isn't mentioned, the Enhance Lover spell might still help:

>This spell is granted to adherents by the god Eros so that they can convey their love even more deeply to the one they love, and so that even those who are clumsy and awkward at expressing love can get their feelings through to the one they love. And at the same time, it's also something that was born from the god Eros' lamentation over the existence of those who falsify love to ensnare others and the resultant emergence of those doubtful of the love of others. For that reason, the caster must truly “love” the partner she is targeting with all her heart. False love such as that of those who feign love out of desire to exploit their partner is never granted the goddess' blessing.

And

>The “love” a monster directs towards her husband is tightly bound to lust, and it is an extremely deep “passion” rooted in a monster's instinct. Like the pleasure a monster's body provides her husband, it is essentially “superhuman”. When made aware of it by this spell, the existence of that “passion” within the monster's heart and the fact that it is entirely directed at himself will clear away all the fear and doubts of even a man who is doubtful of the love of others so that he can drown in the love and pleasure that is provided by the monster.

>>20553784
That might be a bad idea. Taking someone who’s might be a victim of violent PTSD and then trying to manipulate his mind could trigger a violent reaction. “Fight or flight” and all that.

>>20553784

>>20553818
I imagine a properly skilled flayer could manipulate those memories and delicately restructure them to facilitate growth and adjustment. Something like that would be an adventure in itself.

Obviously going "just erase the bad memory lol" would do more harm than good.

Guys, I think my kiki's broken.

>>20553881
Leaky Kiki

>>20553868
Yeah that flayer would be specialized in treating ptsd

>>20553296
>>20553310
pls no bully

Since monstergirls don't pee, what do they store in their bladders?

>>20553956
mamono mana

>>20553956
My cum.

>>20553956
>monstergirls don't pee
Where did KC say this?

>>20554086
>That'll be $10.99 plus Purple Cat!
>Wait? Purple Ca- Oh. How'd she get in there?

>>20554086
He's never mentioned anything about monsters going to the bathroom but it's popular thread canon.

>Mfw her hoard of memes is bigger than her hoard of gold

>>20554095
That being said, logically those that live entirely off of essence would likely not produce physical waste, or not much of it at least. Of course, monsters generally live entirely off essence only if they have to, as they enjoy regular food too.

>>20554086
Pizzabus is just too thick!!! How is society supposed to function around her when she struts down a sidewalk?!

>>20552732
>tfw no big tiddy goth Dark Mage

>>20554150
>tfw no big tiddy goth Salamander

>>20554133

>>20554158
such cute wings

>>20554201
And so an epic love story begins.

Why do the desert girls all wear stylish neckties like they are office ladies?

>>20553764
>>20553784
>>20553818

Funny thing, that image came about over some green when Mindflayers first became a thing-

QT Nurse-Flayer using her abilities to help a WW2 Vet find peace on his deathbed and realizing too late the man was her own grandfather her dad never let her meet.

>>20554251
That's... a good question, actually.
What gives?

>>20554215
I love it.

>>20554251
>>20554279
Blue and yellow was often paired together in Ancient Egyptian clothing.

>>20554269
We've had some great greens over the years. My favourite was the delinquent Werewolf kidnapping a kid, realizing she's a bad person for doing it, and going on to protect him from the shadows once he's returned to his family.
>That bit where they're overlooking the town at night on a hill and she's talking about how life sometimes just goes to shit

>>20554310
...But why the necktie?

>>20554310
That has nothing to do with the existence of the neckties

>>20554251
>Being Pharaoh is big business

>>20554334
>All mamano in Apophis controlled regions have their neck ties removed.
Deepest lore.

So what attracted you to your waifu, anons? What set her out from the other species?

>>20554322
>>20554325
Ask KC.then.

>Anubis runs an online gaming livestream
What's her show called?

And for other species, what would their livestreams be called?
(Doesn't have to be gaming related)

>>20554215
She isn't dressed for the winter.

>>20554124
Is that a Blue Dragon being a memefucker or something else?

>>20554355
Deer pussy.

>>20554251
The Pharaoh is just great like that

>>20554407
It looks like she's farting hard enough to blow off his coffee lid and they're both embarressed about it.

>>20554416
oh for fucks sake

Kiyohime is my favorite snek!

>>20554405
what do you have against blue dragons?

>>20553493
Magnus_Anon is cool.

>>20554416
I gotta admit, I laughed

>>20554430
You can't unsee it now, bitch.

>>20554355
Honestly, I love everything about the Night Gaunt. Before she came out I had a lot of favorites but none really reached waifu tier. The ghoul was probably the closest because blowjobs are one of my main fetishes but I personally found them physically a little plain. With the Night Gaunt I really love the latex catsuit and the submissive clingy behavior. I like imagining her a a total yandere that clings to me all the time and needs me to be with her to make her feel safe, which makes me want to protect her and make her feel happy. I really love the chaos monsters, especially the tentacle based ones. There is something really attractive to me to be able to molest, grope, and fuck her in all of her holes at the same time (especially as as small, flat chested loli which I like to imagine her as most of the time). I like imagining the freedom being married to a Night Gaunt would give you being able to fly anywhere you wanted to at any time. I also really like the aesthetics of black hair with pale white/grey skin and the skin tight black suit only adds to their beauty to me. I personally am a switch and can go either way so to me the latex suit is less of a KDF bitch suit thing but more that I really like the look of women's bodies in tight latex. Especially shapely asses. Which adds to the groping tentacle thing. Just imagining seeing her body (either in her loli or huge breasted adult form, as I sometimes imagine her) covered in the shiny skin tight material just makes me wish I could to grope and molest her more.

>>20554444
Isnt she a dragon? so that would be a wurm

>>20554458
Riyo made her a snek in the 4koma for some reason.

>>20554251
>OL Pharaoh
You owe me new pants Anon.

>>20554373
>Sandworm
"Hello!"
"You're here with Sandy and Anon, and welcome to the "Belly of the Beast!""
"What did you have to say?"

>>20554355
How about this: Explain to me why a Thick Wousewife with Big Hands ISN'T god tier?
>>20554086
>>20554158
More Pizzabus!

>>20554481
OL grapesnek is better.

>>20554457
You're alright, nightgauntfag.

>>20554251
Running the desert kingdom is a lot like running a big business. That's why Anubis are actual office ladies, and Pharaohs are like high power executive types.

>>20550821
Chaste succubi are my fetish

>>20554355
I love Slimes and intelligent ara ara type mages, so a Dark Slime was the perfect choice and I've been satisfied with my choice for several years. I also liked that they had a type of corruption that was unique to them, and that they are respected by other Mamano as high tier Slimes.

>>20554355
Dark Mages are probably the closest thing to the perfect monstergirl KC has produced, in my opinion.
Sure, they're the most cosplay monster in the encyclopedia, but everything else about them hits the spot for me perfectly.
>Live out deep in isolated woodlands, which sounds comfy as fuck when combined with magic to remove the shittier parts of that scenario.
>May not be godlike magic users like Lilims, but still powerful enough to be interesting and kind of intimidating.
>Use all this power just to be a lazy pervert with their husbando
>They're sort of bad girls, but only in the way that they're selfish. If they want something they'll get it, even if they have to monsterize a town to do so.
>Being their husbando makes you their familiar, which sounds vaguely like a form of light-femdom to me, with them being the knowledgeable teacher in the sensual arcane arts and you as their impressionable student
>Wear those sexy as fuck witch clothes that reveal most of their legs and a large proportion of their massive cleavage. It flaunts their sexuality while making them look mysterious at the same time
>Leggy and big tits. Kind of repeating the previous point, but I really like those features.
>Being able to learn magic from one would be really cool, even if most of it would only have sexual applications.

>>20550858
you know what i bet there's been at least one case of a drunken irishman holding down a fox and raping it

>>20554407
You know it's funny. People meme about White Horns and deer pussy all the time. But you're always going to have that one crazy fucker that decides "No, this isn't enough. I need the real deal. I need to hunt down a White Horn". So this fucker goes into the woods covered in determination and a good amount of rope with him. So now we got some crazy drunken fuck wandering the woods looking for some deer pussy to smash. When he does find the White Horn eventually-- and trust me, she makes it easy to find her-- This fucker ties her up so that her legs are spread eagle in the standing position so he can just take himself to pound town. But before that, you just know this dude being a /k/ommando is going to the tonsil tango on her no-no bits like she's the most prized cut of venison to ever exist. Never mind the fact that once the dude drops trousers and sticks it in that sopping wet deer cunt and REALLY does go to pound town he's bashing that shit like John Henry high on PCP while her pussy is holding the rotary drill.

It's not small wonder when the fucker comes back for vacation at his grandparent's house the next winter he gets greeted by the same White Horn and one or two smaller versions of her who look kind of like him.

>>20554086
>>20554133
Time to ruin the thread: Does anybody know who drew this? Or atleast created Pizzabus? Reverse searching just gets me to the image section of Succubus on the wiki

>>20554355
Because she ticks almost all of the boxes for me, par sharp teeth and undead. She might not stand that much taller than other options, but she is more a jack of all trades and kinks than specialized to a single fetish. Besides her appealing profile art, I think she would be great fit for me personality wise as well. In the long run I can imagine living married life with her, even if I can imagine more specific scenarios with other girls.

>>20554603
Latenight drew it. he draws all the weird meme stuff.

>>20554602
Holy fuck my sides

>>20554603
Latenight drew the Pizzabus. He also goes by the handle piddlepoddle on pixiv and deviantart and latenightdraws on twitter.

>>20554628
KNEW IT, the artstyle was so similar, vut something didn't feel right. Guess I didn't dive deep enough into his pics.

>avatar is a movie about a guy who betrayed and abandoned humanity to death for a blue jungle cat girl
Is avatar /ourmovie/?

>>20550821
Not at all.

>>20554654
I'd say a genderswapped Shape of Water would be.

>>20554654
>abandoned humanity to death
Somehow I don't think that's true

>>20550858

>>20554654
No because the alien girl is ugly as fuck and the humans were right, and he had to abandon his human body

>>20554636
>filename

>>20554654
>abandoned humanity to death
He barely beat a small PMC and even then the planet had to use some weird bullshit hippy power to do so.
When the actual military show up in force the moon is fucked.

>when your husband asks where all your condoms went

You know you want to.

>>20554708
delet this man

>>20554672
>Pizzabus visits Winterstown with her husband
>he affectionately calls her ‘stretchy meat’
>by the end of the day a whole little troop of Wendi children are following curiously behind her

>>20553669
You’re referring to this song right?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gO17hN-YvBc

>>20554587
So dark mages are like morrowind Telvannis but turbolewd?

>>20554446
I don't have anything against Chromatic Dragons my guy. I just wanna know if she's a Blue Dragon because lord only knows I see one of those horny bitches and I just wanna like that motherfucking thing to see if it really is like tongue tackling a 9V battery.

>>20554672
I want a big busty shy wendigo with a bottomless appetite for meat

>>20554124
But anon, they are gold! Comedy Gold!

>>20554661
>grill suddenly falls in love with fishguy for no reason
>movie clearly says fishguy is inhuman monster since he ate dog for no reason
>suddenly it turns out the girl was fishgirl all along
That movie was fucking shit

>>20554771
>live in giant phallic towers
>you must be able to levitate up their tunnels to speak with them
>you can take anything from them and even usurp them if you defeat them (sexually)
Checks out. I'll go with a Salamander in a crab shell house though.

>>20554728
What if I don't

>>20554728
>not "press A to pound'
Lame!

>>20554661

>>20554457
>more that I really like the look of women's bodies in tight latex. Especially shapely asses.
Whoever I said I don't? Latex is a beautiful aesthetic regardless of what other fetishes I might have involving it.

>>20554800
>filename
Elves don't fart.

>>20554771
I love Morrowind and the Telvanni are the most interesting faction, but I've never considered the similarity.

>>20554814
I refuse to believe a chubby like this one doesn't fart. I just think farts are funny, this isn't a /d/ thing.

>>20554787
>>20554672
Can somebody explain how Wendigo-chan works? I've read the profile 3 times and my retarded brain can't comprehend it. Can somebody explain her Waifu-ness? Maybe a greentext?
t. Readlet

>>20554848
now you shall. What Dunmer faction would best be like MGE dark elves?

>>20554865
comfy coats

>>20554813
I mean in the sense that you usually include heavy BDSM themes like ballgags and restraints where as i'm saying for me it's purely a visual aesthetic and less about submission or bdsm.

>>20554865
awawa, cute cute
Smol
Awawa...

>>20554876
Stop mindlessly spamming.

>>20554876
Blacksmith wife!

>>20554902

>>20554865
Depends if you like the transformation aspect but while I do enjoy it they are also cute devoted lolis that rescue people from dying.

>>20554910
The best kind of wife.

>>20554898
I feel you anon, I wasn't too serious with that post. You do you friend. I should get more aesthetic focused latex commissions though.

>>20554902
>On the internet, no one knows you're a wendi!

>>20554946
>>20554910
Why does she have a diamond on her midriff? doesn't that get uncomfortable?

>>20554865
Read quicksilver's wendigo story.

>>20554942
>>20554960

>>20554923
This is best. Big beautiful meaty ara~ara~ as the wife and adorable, small, fluffy, if a bit spaced out, awawawa as daughters.

>>20554968
Can I get a muhfuggin link?

>>20554982
he's around, ask him for it.

>>20554982
Here you go anon.
https://pastebin.com/16zSHtUp

>>20554985
Ok... Where can I find him?

>>20554982
Lurk more newfag

>>20555004
>spoonfeeding

>>20555004
XXL Thank you
I'll read it later, it's pretty big

>>20554982
Even though someone gave you a link, Anubis.moe, the content archive is in the OP for a reason.

>>20554975
Big muscled, savage wendigos are for making into big, soft, mama wendis.

>>20555004
Wait wtf, you're writing again?

>>20555031
>Forgot about the OP links
I'll go get a rope

>>20554805
>feet are fish tails
I hate this design

>>20553956
If they don't poop, why do they have anuses?

>>20555066
For sex, duh.

>>20555004
So adorable.

>>20554865
She is my waifu and I have to say its a mixture of their shy but caring nature and the all around mystery of the species in general. Despite that my waifu goes so far off-profile personality wise but thats what originally drew me in to Wendis.

>>20555066
For giving birth, anon.

>>20555043
I mean, when I have time and motivation and ideas. Since my two most recent stories I'm feeling better about writing in general, but I'm not gonna make any promises. I'd say I'm just slightly less dead than I was before.

>>20555066
So you can use anal to temporarily desmug a monster.

Can we talk about echidnas and their gacha womb instead?

>>20555066
A N A L
N A L A
A L A N
L A N A

>>20555066
>>20553956
Monster girls piss and shit, you dolts. They eat foods and drink drinks. The waste has to go somewhere. The only exceptions to this would be the obvious species like alraunes, slimes, and so on.

>>20555004
>When old writers won't come back but QS does

>>20555159
Monstergirls are 100% efficient anon, there's mamono mana and stuff. I mean, seriously, if it was possible to completely erase the need for gross bathroom things for both you and your monstergirl waifu, why the fuck wouldn't you?

>>20555118
>filename
Demon lady good
Execute Rape.exe

>>20555186
Are we down?

>>20555118
>Mfw Echidna-wife is pregnant with quintuplets
>Mfw shes gives birth to a Manticore, Minotaur and Hellhound, along with the first Echidna daughteru
>Mfw they wreck the dungeon and are all a bunch of smug, vindictive and possessive little shits
>Mfw wife doesn't see a problem

>>20555086
>For giving birth

>>20555197
I dont think echidnas can give birth to other echidnas,that would be an issue down the lane

>>20555159

>>20555181
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering."-mr.smith

>>20555204
The first daughter is an echidna by default.

>>20555204
they first daughter is always an echidna.

>Shes gives birth to a Manticore, Minotaur and Hellhound, along with the first Echidna daughteru
Sounds like the mini-bosses to the ultimate dungeon.

>>20555212
Do you mean to imply shitting and pissing is integral to our understanding of the world?

>>20555204
>I dont think echidnas can give birth to other echidnas
LURK FOR TWO YEARS
NOT TWO MINUTES

>>20555232
Whoops, meant for >>20555197

>>20555197
>>Mfw they wreck the dungeon and are all a bunch of smug, vindictive and possessive little shits
there is literally nothing wrong with that

>>20555168
It's not like the guy left, KDF was here the whole time.

>>20555212
The Matrix wasn't written with monstergirls in mind you big dummy.

>>20555263
it should have

>>20555212
>>20555268
Are the same faggot who said that we should support the Order because living in a medieval shithole is awesome for building character?

>>20555159
>>20555212
Spoken like a true scat loving /tg/fag.

>>20554355
Because she's a cute comfy crow.

>>20554355
I really like dominant MGs, and I like smug fluff.
Everything else has been icing on the cake.

>>20555336

>>20555355
>tfw no rubbermommy hellwan

Holy shit where are these fucking retards coming from?

>>20555391
>these fucking retards
You'll have to be more specific.

>>20555299
not him, but if i were to fa/tg/uy post, i'd mention the weird-ass new year's dream where i isekai'd as a girl and a dragon girl with a big dick got me preggo

these really aren't things i'm into and i blame these threads

I want to dick a ballerina Familiar!

>>20555409
>i were to fa/tg/uy post, i'd mention the weird-ass new year's dream where i isekai'd as a girl and a dragon girl with a big dick got me preggo
I think you've mixed up /tg/ and /d/.

>>20555409
That's my fetish.

>>20555409
>>20555442
Fuck off

>>20555409
Nice!

>>20555430
i browse neither
>>20555442
i'm sure
>>20555451
kyaa senpai noticed me

>>20555473
So you're just fishing for (You)s.

What kinds of underwear does your waifu wear anon? She does wear underwear, right?

>>20555409
The only weird ass dream I've had recently was one last night where I fucked Lamb from League of Legends, but she was mostly human.

>>20555577
Liches don't wear underwear. It gets in the way of research.

>>20555577
>implying she wears clothing at all

>>20555577
Sometimes panties can be more effective than nothing at all.