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Tomorrow will be the first day of January and the first day of 2019 as well!
Upon performing the common ritual—that is, saying 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing after having woken up for the first time in the new month—you will be met with outstandingly wonderful luck. Please do your best in the new year!

>> No.20527818
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>>20527805
Mating Press
Mating Press

>> No.20527893
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Bunny Cunny
Bunny Cunny

>> No.20527939

What happens if I fuck it up and I forget to say rabbit rabbit the first day of 2019? Am I going to get turbo bad luck?

>> No.20528952

Paizuri Paizuri.

I am forever grateful for the Takorin webm.

>> No.20530156
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BUNNY TUMMY
BUNNY TUMMY

I want to devour her navel.

>> No.20530349

>>20527939
Directionless superstition is bad. Just pray for a good year.

>> No.20531301

why are tewi threads always so lewd :(

>> No.20531308
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>>20531301
Because she's very, very sexy.

>> No.20531385

Naizuri
Naizuri

>> No.20531557

>>20527805
You don't really need care which year it, because you're always single.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OeUeRqPp7E

>> No.20531978

>>20527939
You will get hit by a meteor and die.

>> No.20532434

I hope I remember

>> No.20532662
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Thank you for your hard work this year.
I hope the new year brings good luck for you all!

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Comfy thread

>> No.20533346
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20533346

>>20527893
How should I pronounce cunny?

>> No.20533369

>>20533346
kani

>> No.20533398

>>20533346
https://youtu.be/ZkbG9iASRpg?t=932

>> No.20533421
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>>20533369
kani = rabbit in finnish

>> No.20533872

>>20533421
so bunny cunny = rabbit rabbit

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>>20533872
if you pronounce cunny as kani then i guess yes?

>> No.20533930

>>20533346
>>20533924
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/cunny
/ˈkʌni/

>> No.20534202

>>20533924
>>20533930
Online dictionary gave finnish IPA is /ˈkɑni/ so it's a bit different. I'd say that the first consonant is also different but the IPAs don't reflect this. What do I know.

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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this new month! and happy new year!

>> No.20534294

>>20534264
you're getting nothing

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>>20534294

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This was me a year ago, I had zero friends and jaypee cheered me up a bit.
This year truly has been better, I made some really good friends and I'm in a much better place mentally.
I hope the new year will bring good luck to other /jp/sies as well

and sankyu again for cheering me up

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>>20527805
Does it really work, even if you were up after midnight ?

Anyway, happy new year to you /jp/

>> No.20534422

>>20527818
>>20527893
>>20530156
jaypee never changes

>> No.20534514

>>20534384
Ganbare Anon-kun!

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>> No.20534899

>>20533346
Try do it very, very loudly in crowded places.

>> No.20535450

>>20527805
How much?

>> No.20535779

兎 兎
Happy New Year for everyone!
I hope your dreams, at the very least your most tiny, little dream, come true.
Good Luck!

>> No.20535788

Rabbit rabbit! Jp

>> No.20535832
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Touch the tiger for good fortune.

>> No.20535921

BUNNY BELLY
BUNNY BELLY

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>>20527805
Padded Rabbit.

Padded Rabbit.

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20536117

PAIZURI
PAIZURI

>> No.20536184

>>20536117
BLUE BOARD
BLUE BOARD

>> No.20536472

>>20536117
Classic Tewi at the end

>> No.20536518

Usagi usagi!!!!!

>> No.20536691

jps do you gotta say it at 12 am if youre still awake

or do you have to sleep first then say it.

>> No.20536934

Usagi.
Usagi.

>> No.20536945 [DELETED] 

https://discord.gg/2dj4eH

>> No.20537020

I didn't say it again.

>> No.20537477
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Rabbit Rabbit!
Happy new year /jp/, I said it! Let's hope we can take it easy this year.

>> No.20537574

I did it.

>> No.20537618

said it

>> No.20537757

The contract has been sealed.

>> No.20538039
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20538039

Paizuri Paizuri!

>> No.20538159

I said it and woke up with a leg cramp
fucking tewi

>> No.20538488

I fricking did it /jp/!
Tewi is gonna bless me with lots of smooches and bunny hugs! Happy New Year!

>> No.20538669

>>20538159
something's not right
you're supposed to say it after you wake up

>> No.20538966

>>20527805
I-I said bunny bunny instead of rabbit rabbit when I woke up. Is that still fine? Is Tewi going to murder me tonight

>> No.20539016

>>20538966
No, you just get Reisen instead.

>> No.20539041

>>20539016
Reisen's only purpose in life is to sit in a corner masturbating while watching Tewi get pounded by me.

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>> No.20539192

Tewi-chan breeding
Tewi-chan breeding

I think I did it bros!

>> No.20539612

I didnt do it

My cat kept running around at 3 in the morning and I got up telling off the cat and putting it in it's carrier before realizing what I did.

I hate having pets.

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bunny cunny
bunny cunny

>> No.20539876

/jp/! 2019 is going to be a rough year, more than any other year before it. But we, in our united autism, will prevail and make the best out of it.
Let´s give it our best!

>> No.20539882

>>20533346
Takt the word "cunt" as in you fucking cunt, now remove the t, you have cun, without the t. Now end the ny which sounds like knee, so it becomes the prenunciation of cun(no t)knee, so cunny shounds like cun inncunt and knee to make up for the ny.

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>>20539632
Usagi approves!

>> No.20539953

>>20527805
I remembered when I saw your thread Tewi! I almost forgot so Thanks you for your hard work!

>> No.20539988

>>20539041
>>20539016
I'll take Reisen off your hands if you don't want her.

>> No.20540027

>>20539632
my dick

>> No.20540329

>>20539632
God, I want to insert all of my 18cm inside that puffy cunny in one hard and quick thrust.

>> No.20540352

>>20539632
This shitty picture up for hours when the actual good paizuri gif barely lasted

>> No.20540360

>>20540352
That's because Tewi with chest tumors is a sin.

>> No.20540415

Rabbit Rabbit.
I did it /jp/!

>> No.20540545

>>20540360
Exactly. Oppaidorks OUT. This is /jp/ - Just Perflat

>> No.20540817

>>20540545
You got it wrong, /jp/ stands for just pettan.

>> No.20540908

If Tewi is flat, how is she going to feed the hybrid rabbit babies you’ll conceive with her?

>> No.20540924

>>20540908
Her special "milk"

>> No.20541079

>>20540908
That's what Reisen is for. She'll feed our babies while me and Tewi have sex.

>> No.20541460

>>20540817
*/just paizuri/

But they know the peak performance female form is a petite loli that can take your 17cm adult cock completely and enjoy it.

>> No.20541518

>>20541460
Can Tewi deepthroat an adult penis until the balls are pressed against her chin?

>> No.20542695

>>20540908
flat girls are the biggest milk factories when they have children

>> No.20543020 [DELETED] 

>>20540352
Faggot.
You are completely gay. So gay that you are the very definition of bottom tier, lower than human trash gay.
Imagine being so angry that oppaifags have shit and inferior taste that you deliberately remove another post because you're pissed that your "paizuri" which depicted Tewi with cancer on her chest had been removed while the superior DFC lived on.
Pitiful Pitiful. Even Fairies could pity your existence.

>> No.20543158

>>20543020
i didnt

>> No.20543456

I did it!
Luck is on my side!
This is definitely going to be the year that I get a girlfriend!

>> No.20543606

>>20540908
Large breasts inhibit breast feeding on top of not producing any more milk than normal.

>> No.20544200

I fucking forgot.

>> No.20546170
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I said rabbit rabbit yesterday morning, and I had my first dream of the year last night and it revolved around a mountain!
I'm in for a good year right guys?!?

>> No.20546490

So far I've been robbed for a lot of money and a family member is dying in the next few days, I'm starting to think this rabbit rabbit charm doesn't work!

>> No.20547794

>>20546170
I had a dream that there was a zombie attack and I escaped by driving to the next town and joining the swim team. What did Tewi mean by this.

>> No.20555158

I trust the big Jay with my life.

>> No.20556644

>>20547794
Tewi works in mysterious ways.

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>>20546170
Are first dreams of the year important?
I think mine happened the day after New Years. It was cryptic nonetheless but I felt great but slightly bad towards the end.

I think something is going to happen.
I also was able to see the previous years and major figures representative of something I cannot tell you but the strange thing is how it took the format of something I am well aquainted with and streched it out by year and I could see 18 but not 19 (this year) and it ended with me hugging a sad Kasen who I think said something which I responded to but as far as I know, I heard nothing then I woke up.
Strange strange. I don't know but this year is going to be a year where a lot of shit happens. On and Offline. Hold onto your horses /jp/. You're going for the roughest part of Mr. Bones' rollercoaster coming into the end of this decade. This is the final year of the 10s. Don't waste it. Make the best of it, have fun /jp/. Never change.

>> No.20559451

Tewi-chan
Be my daughterwife Tewi-chan
I love you and your small loli body, Tewi-chan

>> No.20562884

>>20559451
Beautiful poem anon

>> No.20565904

>>20559451
Mind if I use this as my epitaph?

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>>20558210
>Are first dreams of the year important?
Japanese believe that if your first dream of the year (Hatsuyume) involves the Mount Fuji, a hawk, or an eggplant you'll' have a lucky year.
My first dream was about cleaning the ring after a wrestling death match involving a lot of ligtht tubes but i rarelly watch these type of matches. i wonder what it means, maybe it was because i was realy hyped for Wrestle Kingdom.

>> No.20566783

>>20566720
My first dream involved my house sliding down a cliff to the sea and needing to run away from an incoming tsunami.
It probably doesn't bode well.

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>>20559451
Your beloved daughterwife is my mating-press bitch, dude.

>> No.20569550

>>20567406
pics

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>>20569550

>> No.20570361

>>20570325
>he can't wake up a small bunny by skewering her pussy with his dick
shameful

>> No.20571331

>>20570325
That is seriously hot

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why is Tewi such a hot little slut?

>> No.20573855

>>20570361
Headpats do wonders to lolis.

>> No.20579241

>>20573836
I want to make out with her asshole

>> No.20582989

>>20573836
die pedo!

>> No.20583047

>>20527818
tfw will never get to experience this

>> No.20583056
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>>20582989
But ZUN said she is a 6000 year old youkai, dude.

>> No.20583243
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okami
okami

>> No.20587633

>>20533346
Can-I?

>> No.20588704

>>20583243
ocunny
ocunny

>> No.20588798

>>20582989
Rude. I didn't choose to be a p*do, and Tewi being so damn sexy doesn't help.

>> No.20588833

>>20582989
the pedo?

>> No.20590548

>>20527805
Doing a service to Tewi's thread.

>> No.20593292

I want to breed Tewi-chwan so bad, so fucking bad, I want to manhandle her petite loli body and hold her too tight as I pump her full of a wweek-worth of my saved up NEET semen. I want to go balls deep inside her cunny

>> No.20596054

>>20593292
I can relate to this lewd feeling.

>> No.20596551

>>20593292
this is what we need more of on /jp/. I also want to grab Tewi by the hips and hoist her onto my cock where I'll promptly fill her tiny womb with my thick smelly NEET semen

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I just want to play with and lick her feet, bros.

>> No.20601469

>>20597499
Get in the line then.

>> No.20601510

>>20597499
Bad idea, since I want to cum on her feet.

>> No.20602568

There are enough homeless rabbit youkai in the bamboo forest for all of us! Also please try to not keep this thread alive much longer!

>> No.20606303

>>20527893
go away satan!

>> No.20607580

Usa Usa Usa!

Tewi Tewi Tewi!

>> No.20608126

>>20527818
Every thread.

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