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2053075 No.2053075 [Reply] [Original]

Is this what Japanese maids are really like?

>> No.2052842

$5-50
simple jelly or silicone handheld masturbators and high grade materials like cyberskin/UR3

$70 - 150
Low-grade silicone flatback torsos and undersized partial silicone dolls to high-grade asses and lifecastings. Generic silicone knockoffs to the Cyberskin Perfect Ass

$300 - $1000
Foam cored full dolls and latex skin w/insert.
Hustler Virtual Girl, Candy eighteen,

$1500 - $4000
Mid-range silicone sex dolls, torso to full. PVC skeleton and lack of finger and toe joints.
Pretty much the sole market of siliconeworksdolls.com

$5000 - $8000

>> No.2052855

>>2052842
EXPERT MASTURBATEOR

>> No.2052876

>>2052842
>$5000 - $8000

JUST BUY A SLAVE

>> No.2053083

This is what otakus like OP actually believe.

>> No.2053086

>>2053083
This is what /jp/ actually believes.

>> No.2053090

A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen.

>> No.2053092

Isn't that a kid's cartoon?

A line like that would never make it on air in this country.

>> No.2053102

Maids are just another example of Japan copying off of the West.

>> No.2053107

>>2053092
Maybe in the south.

>> No.2053129

>>2053090

I have a maid. She's middle-aged, Hispanic, and can clean my whole house in 3 hours for 50 dollars.

>> No.2053136

>>2053129
Seems like a waste of $50.

>> No.2053145

>>2053136

I have 5 dogs heavier than 80lbs each.

>> No.2053148

>>2053129
MAIDS WEAR MAID OUTFITS

>> No.2053151

>>2053145
do you perchance live in a huge mansion?
do you have any spare rooms/wings for /jp/ anon to come stay?

>> No.2053156

Sauce?

>> No.2053160

>>2053075
sauce

>> No.2053169

>>2053160
>>2053156
Japan

>> No.2053175

>>2053160
>>2053156
To aru majutsu no Index

>> No.2053186

>>2053151

I have 5 huge dogs.

I don't own anything nice.

>> No.2053190

>>2053160
>>2053156
Seriously?

>> No.2053192

>>2053075
sauce?

>> No.2053225

Index has incest?

>> No.2053279
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>>2053092
It's an otaku show.

PS: Index is pretty hot.

>> No.2053288

>>2053225
Yes. Index is actually Touma's imouto.

>> No.2053289

>>2053279
Misaka is better

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>>2053289
I disagree.

>> No.2053605

>>2053075
>Eclipse

Aoshen is superior for Index, believe it or not.

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>>2053605
>Aoshen

Really?

No, I mean seriously?

>> No.2053624

>>2053605
gb2/a/, we don't watch subs here.

>> No.2053634

>>2053594
Rika just called. She is asking why you're no in a Rika thread.

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I stopped taking this show seriously after this scene.

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>>2053634
I can multitask.

>> No.2053670

>>2053653
You took an otaku show seriously in the first place?

>> No.2053681

>>2053075
I guess.. a girl I know who works at maid café likes all kinds of silly fanservice shows.

>> No.2053676

>>2053670
It was a pretty decent anime up until the angel fall arc.

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I wonder what the Japs would think if they knew maids in America were Czechoslovakian women in street clothes with poor English.

>> No.2053699

>>2053676
The Misaka clone arc was stupid as well.

>> No.2053706

>>2053699

The whole show is stupid, anyone who watches it for anything other than Index moe is stupid.

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Instead of simply reassessing Touma after he defeats that Level 5 esper, they decide to simply abandon that entire project. That made perfect sense.

>> No.2053713

>>2053706
You're stupid.

>> No.2053721

>>2053713
Your father is a gay.

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the only good thing in index

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>> No.2053740

>>2053727
Lisp moe~

>> No.2053746

>>2053738

Index-tan is better than the real show. Shana-tan was also superior the actual show.

>> No.2053752

>>2053746
Wow, you must have a really shitty sense of humor.
Index-tan didn't even make me laugh once.

>> No.2053749

>>2053727
Index is the only good thing in Index.

By the way, here are four Index doujinshi I've been able to find:

http://rapidshare.com/files/193277635/4_Index_H_doujinshi__Toaru_Majutsu_no_Index_.rar

Has anyone got any more doujinshi starring her?

>> No.2053756

>>2053752

It was for the moe.

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>>2053749
>>2053727
You're both wrong.

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fucking finally

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>>2053756
But she's more moe in the actual show.

>> No.2053778

Nicely disguised /a/ thread, OP.

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>>2053769

>> No.2053800

Index needs more Index and less electrical bitch.

>> No.2053807

>>2053778
originally a light novel series. light novels are neither anime nor manga, thus /jp/. admittedly the anime screenshots wouldn't belong here.

>> No.2053811

>>2053807

Light novels belong in /a/

moot agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.2053820

>>2053811
moot doesn't even know what light novels are.

>> No.2053824

Does this mean we have to talk about Kara no Kyoukai in /a/, because I hate those faggots.

>> No.2053825

>>2053824

Janitors do nothing.

>> No.2053830

>>2053824
No, >>2053811 is just making up shit.

>> No.2053832

Erica Friedman doesn't care for maids. But I guess sweaty, smelly virgins who don't have any friends and will never, ever understand women do. Pathetic. Sad. Hilarious. Lame. I could think up more synonyms for "otaku", but that would be pointless, like them. Later guys, I'm going out on a date. Enjoy your hand, while I enjoy real life.

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>>2053811
HE'S A TROLL.
HE'S A TROLL.

>> No.2053850

Index is rather cute in her actions, yes, but I think with loli Misaka incoming I'm going to have a new favorite character, by far. Misaka is awesome, just too well endowed, and now lolified? Oh god.

>> No.2053848

>>2053778
>>2053807
>>2053824

/jp/ was formed by splitting /a/. Anime is a topic which is best discussed in /a/, but it does not fall out of context here in /jp/, as it is japanese media.

A large part of /jp/'s initial userbase was the higher powerlevel part of /a/ which used to post non-animu threads on /a/ (such as VNs), but now that they moved here (either leaving /a/ or continuing to visit it), that doesn't mean they stopped watching anime, so they could post an anime-related thread from time to time, mostly on a generic context such as the OPs, and I can understand such behaviour.

tl;dr: /a/ material is included in /jp/, but its customary that you post it in a more appropriate board when one exists, however it's not off-topic to post it here either.

>> No.2053858

>>2053850
Her breasts aren't that big...

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>>2053848

I don't want this to become a metathread so lets just stop here.

>> No.2053863

>>2053858
Yes, but you see, she has breasts.

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>>2053861
Agreed, MORE MISAKA!

>> No.2053889

Oh hell yes incest

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I guess this can be /jp/ related since the artist for the light novel is the same as YMK.

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>> No.2053908

>>2053899
Holy shit that is awesome.

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>>2053871

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Biribiri is always related.

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>>2053771

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Spin-off manga is superior.

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>>2054039
Yes please.

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>> No.2054082

I really want melons now.

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>> No.2054101

>>2053653
....yyyyeaaahhhh....

I just assumed she said anything beyond "How can a christian like me defeat an angel of christ?" and then just stopped talking.

That was nonsense. I had to pause for a bit. It wasn't as bad as Black Lagoon's engrish though.

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INNNNNNNNGHHHHHHdex

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awesome doujin is awesome

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>> No.2054121

>>2054116
I just fapped to that

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>> No.2054141

/a/ here.

We want Index back.

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THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR

>> No.2054156

>>2054141
Fuck you, we traded you guys White Album for it, fair's fair.

>> No.2054160

>>2054116
Oh god please give me the source of that.

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>> No.2054168

>>2054160
Amakusa moyou na, excellent fap was excellent.

>> No.2054187

>>2054167
I didn't really get that joke.

>> No.2054190

>>2054156
So you traded shit for shit? You business skills are lame, Anonymous.

>> No.2054194

I'm on like episode 5 of this

Any good doujin of the sword bitch yet

>> No.2054195

>>2054168
Thank you anon.

>> No.2054198

>>2054187

Seven=nana

Her sword skill is called nanasen, nanayen, nanasen, Japanese pun.

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I'd pay to see this

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>> No.2054245

>>2053689
My maid is a 16 year old Polish girl!
She obviously doesn't wear the outfit, but still... (*´Д`)ハァハァ

>> No.2054262

>>2054245
you fail, anonymous

buy the outfit and make her wear it
also, post pics

>> No.2054266

>>2054245

のワの What you say?!

>> No.2054278

>>2053676

angel fall was my favorite, lots of comedy and the actual WORDS WORDS where more entertaining.

also SHINTOISM AND BUDDAH MAKE YOU FIGHT ANGELS FUCK YEAH, RELIGION WAS NEVER MORE AWESOME

>> No.2054288

>>2054262
Well I'm away at school right now, but during the summer she came once a week to clean the house, and would wake me up with the sound of her chores. I'd only see her when I left my room to get food, but we were both on the stairs once and I said "hey" and she said "h-hi" with a thick accent. I almost died there.

So yeah, I'm too much of a faggot to do anything about it.

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kanzaki x signum where

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translations lol

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>> No.2054384

>>2054380
This both looks erotic and hilarious.

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>> No.2054395

>>2053899

oh wow, no wonder I thought Biri Biri looked somehow familiar - less bitchy, more tsunderish version on Antonette

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>> No.2054411

>>2053075
>>2053225
1) In the beach episode, Touma's cousin looked like Biribiri
2) In this episode, Biribiri is looking for incest manga
3) In this episode, Biribiri becomes deredere for Touma

There is only one logical conclusion.

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>> No.2054444

I have been asked to translate these. But I don't feel like putting in effort.
>>2054378
:words:
>>2054380
blahblah field of wires blahblah seal enemy movement.
blahblah torn up if you move blahblah right hand useless
blahblah I won't finish you off, suffer
blahblah if you can do something about the barrier, etc.
blahblah make a barrier where even I can't move? blahblah I wouldn't do something so silly
blahblah so can't we cut them with scissors or something
blahblah barrier people can't come in blahblah can't help you
blahblah this could last forever blahblah isn't my technique great?
ahahaha
>>2054387
UNFASHIONABLE

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damagedesu has left in despair
ive lost the heart to keep posting kanzaki

>> No.2054685

I want to lick those abs of hers

>> No.2054737

>>2054160
http://tinyurl.com/ch9dzf

>> No.2055166

>>2054245
Buy the outfit, make her wear it. Pay her three times the money if you have to. Then take pics and post them here! Don't be a pussy!

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