/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>not using Banshee as OP pic
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>20497121
>not a pic of new girl
Shit OP

>>20497134
Be still, thy beating heart.

Betcha she was a redhead in her previous life

>>20497139
Confess your love for a Banshee, so she gets too flustered to scream!

>>20497139
Banshees need cute cats

>>20497134

>>20497150
Everyone loves Banshee-chan!

>>20497165
How can she be sad when her hips are so wide?

>>20497121
Woah, limited edition snake.

>>20497121
>OP isn't the new species
All spammy niggers like you should be hanged.

>>20497165
noice

>>20497165
>>20497166
Hug and snug!

>>20497173
She's like an inverse Hidamari. It makes sense.

>>20497139
Probably shouldn't have told her about my mom.

>>20497177
Just because I fucked up doesn't make me a spammer you fucking idiot.

>>20497134
I can't stop thinking about having a cute, milfy Banshee momster who cries from her overflowing love for her sonu! I want to hug her and nestle my head between her huge tits as she strokes my hair!

>>20497177
Cranky are we?

>>20497165
This guy draws nice hair and some nice thick thighs.

>>20497134
It’s like he fixed everything wrong with the Lich

>>20497134
Undead are great and all, but I'm really more into the gundead.

>>20497213
There's literally nothing wrong with Liches.

>>20497121
That’s a very foxy snake. I’ve never seen one like her before.

>>20497223
4U

>>20497217
>tfw no gun-slinging coffin-toting mafia waifu from Beyond the Grave to protect and cherish you from the organization that put her down

>>20497243
Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

>>20497134
Is she knew can't find her on the wiki

>>20497265
New

>>20497265
>Is she knew
She knows everything about you!

>>20497275
Ah! Scary!

>>20497243
>In life, I got roped into the wrong crowd.
>I made mistakes during my life and they followed me up until the end.
>But I ain’t ready to meet my maker yet.
>I had a man I loved and I wanna protect him from my path
>I also have some ‘favors’ I need to repay to my old gang
>I may be dead, but nothing’s gonna stop me from setting things right and loving my darlin

>>20497275
In the afterlife, can you be rejoined with deceased pets? I could see her crying from seeing anon rejoined with his beloved spot as he passes on and marries her. The

>>20497279

>>20497290
Uh oh looks like they got another one.

>>20497293
Too smol.

>>20497279
Now you made her cry

>>20497293
Banshees are the type of undead who would cry after stubbing their toe, even though they can't feel pain

>>20497297
>First bunyips, now this
It's like we'll never be allowed to make complete posts in peace.

>>20497134
>Bansees are gloomy insecure crybays
What would wraiths be?

>>20497139
>>20497134
My Banshee would wear a black veil and carry a dark parasol along with a small caged undead raven.

I love big black tailpussy

>>20497198
>give her a masterful motorboat between those canyons
>She wails and hugs you closer as she laments not being good enough for you
>You silence her by tweaking her nipples
>She throws her head back in a loud cry (moan)
>shamefully picks you up and rushes you to her extra gloomy bedroom to perform the dark sacrament (the dark sacrament is tit-centric sex)
>Afterward brings you cookies in bed and gives you her own milk to wash them down while gently tugging your half chub

>>20497325
Sexy as her outfit is, Christmas is over. We can finally stop.

>>20497134
She got me listening to My Chemical Romance again on my drive home. For a dead-centric MG, I've never felt so youthful and alive in quite a while (and lightly cringey, but more reminiscent)

>>20497338
>Christmas is over.
Shh, not so loud. You'll wake the titania.

>>20497325

>>20497340
Eh?

>>20497338
Epiphany isn't for over a week though!

>>20497345
They're very sensitive the day after the big day. It's important not to mention Christmas or use the S word for a while. You should also remind them that Valentine's Day is soon.

>>20497213
I would take a lich over banshee but I'd still accept banshee even if she cries too much

>>20497353
>Valentine's Day
This is when Paladin Security is going to earn their pay.

>>20497359
And quite a few of them will start earning a pension.

>>20497350
This is poor.

>>20497324
I want a dark skin manticore to walk up and drop her thick meaty tail on my lap and tell me to drop em

>>20497367
>HFW you tell her you can't get your pants off when you're this scareoused

>>20497365
Stop spamming before you even start.

>>20497165
thicc

>>20497376
yikes

Banshee has gotten lots of art real quick. Impressive.

Would Banshees be competent Makai Knights?

>>20497392
>emotional wrecks just hearing or thinking about conflicts
Fuck no.

>>20497395
To be fair, they just get wet in other places than the rest of the knights.

Baphomet or Cheshire Cat?

>>20497420
Baph personally, but on what grounds?

>>20497420
Blend together and get a beast boost cheshire.

>>20497421
I just don't know which one to fap to right now.

>>20497420
Marune baph. Cheshires would quickly become insufferable cunts.

>>20497423
Beast boost isn't baphomet exclusive, Ropu just pioneers beast magic "research."
The more they act without inhibitions, the easier it is to trigger it.

>>20497420
Don't make me choose. I want to be the big spoon to one and the little spoon to the other.

>>20497420
>>20497442
A Cheshire at least this big.

>>20497450
I dunno, that one's already looking a bit unbalanced and slow. Hard to do good tricks that way.

>>20497442
>Big spoon cat
>Little spoon goat
>The baphomet is confused, but the cheshire can't stop fucking giggling
>Until she realizes that you finally caught her.

>>20497454
That's what telepoofs are for. Plus, boobhatting is a pretty good trick in of itself.

>>20497420

>>20497420
Chesire Baphomet

>tfw no commission ideas for months
>tfw now have had 3 today
>tfw cant figure out artists
Aagh.

>>20497576
>tfwx3
>no image
What is this I don't even

>>20497593
???

>>20497598
It's okay, one day you will figure out where you went wrong.

...And this is how you immobilize an Oni.

>>20497603
Very petite oni

>>20497603
I've heard that stoking her horns can be effective too, slowly and sensually.

>>20497603
This Oni is smol and soft!

>>20497603
why is this little girl wearing a latex bikini?

>>20497601
>idiot being condescending to someone else

>>20497625
So you got socks again?

>>20497601
>spammer is also a dickhead
Oh hey, who knew?

>>20497635
>spammer
What the fuck?

>>20497608
>>20497621
Yes, perfect for kabedon

>>20497622
Sabbath culture victory

>>20497622
too much time around el daughteru de KDF

>>20497121
You know the Order could use an Order of The Hatches type of division. A hardened all female knight division which is also in reference to the real life Order of The Hatchets... What's that you ask???

Spanish women who managed to repel kebab invaders with nothing but hatchets and whatever else they could find lying around and were made an honorary order.

>tfw imagining how much longer Lescatie ould have held out if it's women were more willing to shank a bitch

And in the case of MGE' setting and context:

In the previous age an all female order of monster hunters who specialize in hunting Succubi, Lamia, Harpies and other all-female monsters who have to rape human men to reproduce. In the current age, a few monster hunter orders that have maintained their all-female membership out of tradition, consisting of women who have had a son, husband or sibling kidnapped by monsters and want revenge because they think he was killed.

What, exactly, is the proper course of action if a fox starts to make this face at you?
Just run and hope for the best?

>>20497702
You seek the protection of a more powerful, older matron fox.

>>20497702
Vixen are harmless, don't be a pussy just grab her tail and huff the fluff

>>20497702
Tell her she's too old and fat*

*must be into lolis

>>20497702
I should be safe so long as she's not babbling on about how oneechan's going to turn me into a man!

>>20497708
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

>>20497712
Aren’t they into that sort of thing?

>>20497723
The only fire is in her eyes and my pants and I want to be burned.

>>20497728
Oh, unbelievably.

>>20497728
HUFF

>>20497730
But then you're just giving her what she wants!

>>20497728
Yes. The trick comes from the prey becoming the predator. At least temporarily.

>>20497748
>kyaa~

>>20497729
Another man lost to the siren song of finely aged fluffy tail.
I suppose that makes two of us.

>>20497755
>Hey, manmeat! I hope you're ready, 'cuz--hey, where the hell are you touching?! W-wait, let me prepare my heart!

>>20497785
>tfw you will never fluster the thousand year old fox who has never had a man touch her tails

>>20497785
>>20497797
You know what they say: The way to a vixen's heart is through her tails. I think that's how it goes.

Parents really need to teach their shotas about stranger danger. I mean, it's not going to help them, but they should still know what to expect.

>>20497843
>"Now remember, Billy, never yell 'I need an adult!' Yes, I know what Ms. Peterson told you, but that really only turns them on and they say 'I am an adult' every damn time. You'll find out what 'turn them on' means soon enough. Yes, I'm sure."

>>20497165
>Pear shaped loli banshee
Dear lord, she's lewd. Hel is much too cunning of a deity, why are her messengers of death bestowed with such lively hips?
Punish wide-hips banshees by spanking them until an adequate amount of tears have been shed.

>>20497876
>Punish wide-hips banshees by spanking them until an adequate amount of tears have been shed.

That only makes them cry louder! Do you want everyone in the Undead Kingdom to hear you?

>>20497886
Pretty sure Banshees and Phantoms are required by law to have soundproofed homes.

>>20497900
>Phantom
>Soundproofed home
THAT HARDLY MATTERS WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD'S A STAGE! COME, ANONYMOUS, YOUR CUE HAS NEARLY COME AGAIN!

>>20497886
A Banshee's screams echoing throughout the undead kingdom is a completely normal occurrence. The tourists would feel robbed if they didn't hear any.

>>20497912
>Anon goes through the undead kingdom to buy antique furniture
>He ends up playing out an entire opera scene because of a Phantom's antics
Does forced theater-play counts as rape?

>>20497912
>All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. If music be the food of love, play on! My love, is a fever, longing still, for that which longer nurseth the disease!
Did I get her wet yet?

>>20497935
Try a musical number. Bonus points if you sweep her into a dance, too.

>>20497986
I'm no good at that. I need a montage of learning how to dance.

>>20497995
>I'm no good at that.
Oh, you will be.

>>20497927
>Does forced theater-play counts as rape?
Yes. Good luck getting anyone to care, though.

>>20498002
I'd file a formal complaint at the local Wight ruler. She'll swiftly restore justice in her domain.

>>20498061
And then the trial turns into 12 angry men. Good job.

But man, it's really a good thing MG are good girls that dindunuffin, 'cause this another one of those broken abilities that could do absolutely terrible things if they worked even remotely like humans.

>>20498061
>>20498081
My brother reads a lot of Grisham, I bet I can handle this trial easy-peasy.

I want to be a tourist in the undead kingdom. I'll have a chastity belt though so I'll be fine

>>20498089
Watch out for the ghouls, they'll chew through anything to get some dick.
Meeting a dragon zombie is pretty much a game over too.

>>20498089
Romantic horror-comedy is the best genre.

>>20498111
>dragon zombie
A holiday snap of a dragon zombie native would be great to show off to my friends when I get back home safe and sound.

>>20497664
Garbage post.

>>20497223
t. lab assistant

>>20497223
They are the sketchiest and least trustworthy undead

>>20498263
Call me Igor, she sure does.

>>20498089
Just remember to use a magical one too, liches can be dangerous and wights can rub you with their claws until you want to cum.

>>20498277
I bought it from a travelling Tanuki merchant on the way to the undead kingdom. She told me it was monster proof

>>20498282
Did you get insurance?

>>20498284
Yes she was very convincing

>>20498277
More like Wights can make you cum despite the belt. Getting your energy drained by her feels really good.

>>20498529
>Proud virgin Anon boasts about his expensive magical chastity belt
>Wight proceeds to make him repeatedly cum by clawing him
>He ends up submitting to her and removing the belt on his own
Her ojou laugh would echo throughout the kingdom

>>20498586

>ohoho intensifies

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40&list=PLE1XLrdwAAuCK3by6bEHzFN1yTjxTYHD1

>>20497121
So tell me, if a guy is an emotionally insecure, easily depressed, blubbering mess a banshee can, still and will love him?

Especially if said guy has go e through a trauma or a tragedy or is just easily becomes a bawling mess of tears. A banshee basically be a dominant gentle femdom alpha in the relationship?

While yeah I get it that more "pro-active" and dominant men who strive and work hard and are the hard working bread winners of the household can be the comforting daddy-dom to a banshee. Banshees can also give tender love and care to easily sad and just down right depressed boys and men?

Basically banshees despite their crybaby schtick can be mommies to easit depressed low self esteem schmucks?

>>20498617
I imagine Banshees just being like the teacher from Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, overreacting comically to the slightest misfortune and adversity.

How are the costs of living in monstergirl territories? Be it demon realms, desert cities ruled by Pharaohs or Apohis, and undead kingdoms. Should I safely assume and say that costs of living in monstergirl places are not affordable, but super cheap and affordable?

Because I take monstergirls and their hubbies have no urgent need for the same type of necessities that keep us alive and not poor. Since the power of love and MGE-tier Demon Energy is what helps keep people alive, healthy and generally happy.

And yeah I guess MGE Succubi and monstergirls of MGE pretty much use that as propaganda too. No more poverty and the associated hardships because all we just needs is the power of love and sex, right? At least as far as Mamono mentality goes.

>>20498617
They are extremely emphatic and will react to their husband crying by crying themselves.
They might be the singular best species for men who have a lot of emotional scars and baggage.
>Basically banshees despite their crybaby schtick can be mommies to easit depressed low self esteem schmucks?
They make the top tier mothers, just look at the previous thread's greentexts.

>>20498694
What greentexts? Care to show me or link?

>>20498723
Calling them greentexts might have been a bit misleading, just look at the previous thread in the archive there were plenty of posts about Banshee momsters.
My favorite one >>20492915

>>20497121
So Gyoubo Danukis are specialists in FinDom? (Financial Domination)

>https://youtu.be/CI7NhybJg0Q

Danukis sexualize financial debt and financially dominate their good Bois?

Accidentally spilling my drink on a Kumiho's tails

one milkshake
two straws

>>20498926
One dick
Two jubjubs

I really like really large breasts.

>>20499009
I like them too.

>>20498667
World guide III actually has a bit about this. Monster x Human couples can buy a little container that fills up with mana when they have sex and sell off the excess mana to the magic shop to sustain their life style.

>>20498667
It seems like many monsters naturally create useful products, and even those who don't can collect and sell excess mana as stated in >>20499057.

I imagine there are some couples who continue to do "normal" work just because they enjoy doing it.

>>20499086
delicious slime jelly

>>20498863
You'll have to clean them up perfectly or else she'll need a very special snack to make up for that.

>>20498926
Sharing a milkshake with your banshee wife is too much of an intimate act, she's gonna cry if you look her in the eyes.

It's seen as a sign of good luck and fortune for the New Year if you cum directly in your waifu's womb and share a deep, passionate kiss as the clock strikes midnight

>>20499004
Two dicks
One Jubjub

Just as likely in wonderland with all their weird potions.

>>20499057
>>20499086
>MonstergirlxHuman couples can buy a special jar to store excess Mana

What??? Really now? What is that though, is it some new piece of fluff I'm not aware of?

If so... Source?

Whaddya mean we're out of ham?

I want to inadvertently cause a breeding frenzy among a group of Khepri.

>>20499221
Try asking again without typing like a retard and we'll tell you.

>>20499221
https://pastebin.com/yLXFN3Jy
All the translations in vulture's pastebin are worth a read if you haven't seen them already and there's even more on MGR.

>>20499221
ESLniggers are scum.

>>20499246
Greenworms are somehow cute, despite being have-no-mouth tier.

We need something out of place
Like a stalker dragon
Or a minotaur that's into the occult

>>20499323
>minotaur that's into the occult
I like this.

>>20499323
I would be pretty easy to tell if a dragon is following you.

>>20499323
A Tanuki that's both a ruthless businesswoman with a strong conviction for Deruella's cause and possessive yandere sugar mommy.
The radical faction would be a perfect place for any yandere now that I think about it.

>>20499348
>she's flying so high you can't tell if it's a dragon or a peregrine falcon
>she's staring at you with her binoculars

>>20499372
A radical faction bicorn would be scary

>>20498667
You could comfortably live for entirely free in a cave or something.
If you want an actual house, furniture and other nice things you'll have to work for them but that's entirely up to you and there are even ways to make money that don't involve that much work.

>>20499086
>I imagine there are some couples who continue to do "normal" work just because they enjoy doing it.
In big cities there'd be tons of them though their work hours would be a bit chaotic, you can also find hardworking monster girls/couples such as all the oppai lolis from Marune's Sabbath or dedicated Lichs.

>>20498667
You can always get a loan from that trustworthy looking Tanuki

>>20499413
how so?
Collecting women she thinks would be good for the harem?

>>20499246
Do not feed meat to Greenworms, this will always result in pudgy papillions.
Greenworms are for fresh produce only.

>>20499265
>Tomb raiding prank on Khepri catacombs (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

>>20499432
it's a bit more than that.
Bicorn's "get off" on their husbands energy mixed with others right?
So no only would she collect for the harem, but a radical bicorn would collect transformative Items and other things to up the harems variety

>>20499432
Imagine an entire army troop, but they're all working to be the husband of one guy

How do you like your elves?

>>20499471
Lamia

>>20499471
little and flat.

>>20499471
With a big, beautiful, plump, centaur bottom.

>>20499471
Goth, undead, and crying! Whimpering in embarrassment while I fondle her softness.

>Sleeping in a 69 position with a jabberwock
>Waking up to a blowjob
>Returning the favor by eating her pussy as she eats her own ass with one of her tentacles

>>20499516
Knead the busty banshee’s bodacious breasts
Fondle her fanny
Finger her frontside as she sobs and helplessly whines!

>how horned girls greet each other

>>20499516
Aren't undead elves particularly dangerous?
If a human going undead can end up a powerful lich, I can only imagine what undeath can do to an already powerful elf.

>>20499571
Their pride cancels out most of the problems. Now the elf zombie, on the other hand...

>>20499471
Raised with Holstaurs and brimming with milk. Marune Elves are also good.

>>20499566
>clack clack clack
>kshhhh clackclackclack

>>20499004
I want to heal a grey jubjub

>>20499633
Marune dark elves are better.

>>20499646
What kind of trauma must a JabberWock go through to go gray?

>>20499660
Dark Elves don't strike me as the types willing to do the physical labor Marune's branch necessitates.

>>20499674
Flies over a human battlefield or something

>>20499674
Her husband continually says no to her (insert /d/ fetishes here) ideas.

Commission
http://twitter.com/TaigerArts/status/1078300715796312064
And a few other things
http://twitter.com/antohkino_yamma/status/1078297379776786432
http://twitter.com/g6aToP6yaNurTo1/status/1078194025348325379

>>20499724
Very nice.

>>20499724
Why is her lower half so fat.

Marune Werecats when? They'd be perfectly themed to the agricultural setting since barn cats exist. Giant Mice too.

>>20499787
Bottom heavy.

>>20499523

Bow to your queen.

>>20499678
That Sabbath is easygoing so they’ll be fine. Breaks where members have sex with their onii-chans are common

>>20499808
Spam can't create discussions.

>>20499808
yes sir hehe X3 ill bow to my qweenie <3

>>20499309
They're nowhere near that bad, though I don't get the feeling of wanting to fuck one.

How big are Greenworms anyway? Loli size? Fairy size?

>>20499372
I want a Tanuki like this in my life very badly.

>>20499462
>Pudgy papillions
THICK ABDOMEN
>>20499471
Fit, brown, genki and dominant.

>>20499855
In my heart they start of finger-size and grow up to be the size of a person before cocooning.

>>20499872
Long hair looks good on them, I don’t know why they seem to shirk it in most depictions.
It sure works well for the foxes.

>>20499372
She probably has a knack for infiltrating Order cities to buy off the mayor and making the city more monstergirl friendly.

Either that or slip a cursed sword into some merchant's inventory.

Martial arts is nice
Would would be a good fight to see?

>>20499911
A Hinezumi challenging a certain anon who don't want any trouble

>>20499911
Kenpo hinezumi vs MMA ogre

The power Mamono Mana, love and sex conquers?

Well reminder that the power of hate, rage, vengeance and fuey will grind it all to dust. Remember that, the day monsters fall will come one day and it will be bloody and violent but spectacularly glorious.

>>20499940
Love is OP 2bh

>>20499895
>takes advantage of the arranged marriages in place and has the girl monsterized
>even better when there are women sympathetic to the monster cause
>or has her business oriented bachelorette/ex-makai knight friends move in while in human disguises, some establishing businesses of their own
>just so she can profit and ensure that she can spoil her son-husband as much as possible

>>20499922
Are there ladders of any kind involved?

>>20499922
You need her and several sisters for that fight.

>>20499911
Not!Rincewind VS. A now very frustrated lizardman.

>>20499967
Wizzard's are cheating.

>>20499911
Shortstack Lich who wields an oversized scythe against a fit Mermaid boxer.

>>20499911
Two soft Automatons dueling over who gets to give the young master a nursing handjob.

>>20499986
This, this here is proof monsters are disgusting and dishonorable cheaters. What more would they do when further oppressing human kind?

>>20499960
>son-husband
Soiled it

>>20500022
You’re the only one who cares dude

>>20499971
>I cast fist

>>20500023
It perfectly fits the context >>20499372 gives

>>20500032
In the case of not!Rincewind it would be brick-in-a-sock.

>>20500033
I didn’t notice that part. Thanks, I hate it.

>>20500013
>suddenly leaves starts blowing in the mansion
>Japanese flute intensifies
Or if it is a gun duel
>Tumbleweed start rolling around

>>20500013
I'm going to impregnate an automaton!

>>20500043
I hate you too.

>>20500049
I select Moonlit Wilderness as the arena!

>>20500049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeukNp1XYUM

I want to team up with Phantom-chan and create schlocky B-movies with 1980's aesthetics!

>>20497121
So how long will it take for monstergirl detractors and anti-MGE people, especially those type of fa/tg/uys to start saying the Banshee is such a "bad and terrible creature?"

How long and or when would y'all bet they'd something the lines of:

>"Grrrr! This monster basically does nothing but cry all day and enables pitiful blubbering and bawling! The monster has to be one of the worst so far because she turns men into crying little bitch cuck basedboys! Humanity strong! Humanity not cry like little girl! The monster turns men into weak cry babies! Hail Emperor! Emperor Protects!!!"

>>20500068
How about just not talking about it? Don't spend time making posts like these.

>>20499911
Hinezumi vs unarmed Salamander. I'm betting it would cause quite the feedback loop until someone gets too wet.

>>20499971
No, wizzard is running.

>>20500064
And what else with that? In MGE Hollywood, sexual misconduct and casting couches are accepted AND not!Harvey Weinstein is either a powerful Succ demon or a baphomet or a Leanan Sidhe or another Phantom?

I want to hear fun stuff for older monster girls
I mean a 100+ vampire/dragon/lilim has got to have some weirder stories

>>20500117
>And what else with that?
Lots of girls with bare breasts and black leather outfits! Lots of practical effects and copious amounts of jizz and girl-juices spraying around in quantities even hentai would think silly!
And memorable scores all the way through!

>>20500133
>Dear diary, today I stared at the ceiling of the crypt and masturbated all day again. I also saw a rat. It was cute.
Undead aren't the most interesting people.

>>20500068
Who fucking cares about what fa/tg/uys think? They probably think yetis and sea bishops are horrible too.

https://special.dmm.co.jp/fanza/feed/news/fanza-report-2018-doujin

>NTR is the most popular genre of 2018 for both men and women

This is why the portals will never come.

>>20500170
God has turned his back on us. Now we must dance the dance of the heathen gods.

>>20500170
What is wrong with people?

>>20500156
And for what reason and purpose would they think Yetis and Sea Bishops are horrible? Because muh Corruption? Protect muh Humanity and Purity?

>>20500156
Just look at that harlot asking for it!

>>20500254
>Because muh Corruption? Protect muh Humanity and Purity?
What else?

Breast Expansion Banshee!

>>20500117
I want to be casting Couched by a Banshee onee san.

>>20500170
I wonder how that list would look like in a country with monster girls instead.

>>20500308
Good. I won't be satisfied unless her breasts are large enough that her cleavage catches all her tears.

>>20500170
No, this is why the portals must come. Monster girls clearly needs to save us for ourselves.
Turns out the demons were right all along.

>>20500308
I mean, that works on all girls

>>20500336
>you will never open the your city gates for the demon army

>>20500328
>>20500332
>Banshee onee-san with a rare condition, Holstittitous, walks in the audition room
>her tits are so humongous they take up her entire chest and 90% of her torso
>she sits down with just some light sobbing and you catch a full view of those pale quivering orbs
>her black tears have formed a pool within her cleavage, so deep you could dip half a hand in
>she wipes her face and shifts right next to you
>suddenly she grabs the back of your head and pulls you in, smothering you against her breast
>the Mammary Tidal Pool wobbles but is intact as she strokes your hair and sobs
>”You poor, poor thing. I lament to be the one to tell you, but you’re going to die...”
>your heart stops and you look up to see her smiling through heavy tears
>”...because this role is to die for! Oh, please say youll take it, and I will make it worth your while!”
>she shifts so you get the full frontal view- sweet Hel, they’re gargantuan!
>”I’ll do anything to get you the role... anything!”

>>20500347
>Demon army is approaching anons home town
>The town is preparing for a battle with the enemy at their gates
>Some inspirational speech or whatever is going on in the middle of town while anon is at the gates and meant to be guarding it
>He opens the gate
>Take by surprise the monster swarm in
>One of the leading demons goes up to anon, and instead of raping him or casting a spell, she simply invites him to her tent while her soldiers "clean up" the city
>[Good end]

>>20500374
It's for the best. Hail the Demon Lord. I am actually just a big slut for demons

>>20500362
Cute!

>>20500347
>not fighting back with all you have
It's no fun for them if there's no struggle

>>20500362
Way too big, still I want to pour a drink in her cleavage and sip on it.
>”I’ll do anything to get you the role... anything!”
Even wearing a shameful cow print bikini?

>>20500438
First opening the gates so the rank-and-file monstergirls can flood the city and then challenging the most powerful monstergirl yourself.

>>20500454
I say that’s the perfect big!

>>20500459
I still prefer putting up such a fierce resistance that one of the higher-ups in the Demon Army takes it upon herself to "punish" you personally.

>>20500454
Why not drink directly from her tits.

>>20500056
Freckles!

>>20500459
>Anon why?!
>”That vampire bitch has been mocking me! I can take her captain!”

>>20500170
Things aren’t really that bad if you look at more mainstream viewers. https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review
If anything the fact that fortnite porn exists scares me more.

>>20500557
Yellow fever runs strong.

>>20500557
>half of the world's favorite genre is hentai
Absolutely based

>>20500178
God is the original old faceless NTR man though
>fucked and impregnated Mary behind Joseph's back and forced him to raise it

>>20500624
Well technically he made Mary give birth to himself. Which is a whole other kettle of weird fetishes.

>>20500624
The entire point was that a virgin who never had sex gave birth. God doing the fucking entirely invalidates that point.

>>20500454
Yes, wearing a cow print bikini and making her crawl around on all fours sobbing out ‘m-moooo...’ while wearing a cattle bell is absolutely on the table.

>>20500735
Is banshee moving in on Dragon Zombie’s turf as leashed-up shamefu?

>>20500743
No idea about that specifically but she definitely moved to my number one spot for mamano. Can’t wait to see her full profile.

>>20499348
t. somebody who's never ventured into a Black Dragon's swamp.

Those fuckers are worse than the murder logs.

>>20500743
I don’t know, but all I know is I wanna suspended-shibari a bound and gagged Banshee and hook her fat overblown tits to a milking machine while calling her a pathetic overgrown blubbery cow, then reward her after by filling her to the brim with my babybatter. Her tears would be as delicious as her milk.

>>20500735
>>20500798
Hard M Banshee is my flavor of the month for sure. Undead make the best subs too.

>>20500743
They've got complete opposite attitudes though.
Zombie Dragons will do anything you ask with a silly grin so long as husband is happy. Absolutely not a drop of shame.
You also can't really stop them when they want snu snu times.

>>20500808
This. Zombie Dragons are more happy, positive permanent mindbreak rather than shamefus. You could tie her up to the aforementioned milking machine bondage thing and all she’d do is giggle and drool through her ballgag while thinking ‘Hehe hubby play silly game with me~ I love hubby~’
Which is superior, by the way.

>>20500808
How are Zombie Dragons for guys who want a bodyguard or someone to protect them?

>>20500869
I don’t think there’s anything I can imagine being more frightening than a Dragon Zombie who feels her husband is threatened.
To my short access memory, there’s no other species of girl that has it said right in their profile that they completely flip the fuck out and go on a rampage turning entire cities into undead lands just because they can’t find their husband.

>>20500869
Probably not the choice if you want a stern, cool bodyguard, but:
>However, by becoming undead, the instinct to protect the male they obtained as their treasure is also strengthened.
Followed by it talking about how if they think their mate is threatened, they fly completely off the fucking handle and go into a rage that can result in a whole bunch of new zombies thanks to their miasma breath.

So they're VERY good at protecting. Maybe a bit over the top, since it tends to come with significant collateral damage.

>>20500878
>>20500882
Shit, point taken. They sound like they’re even more powerful than regular dragons. I don’t know why I thought they were a weaker version.

>>20500900
You gotta remember that they’re born from being regular dragons who managed to live to death without a mate. That’s like, a thousands and thousands year old dragon. I can almost guarantee that most natty (as in not daughters of one) Dragon Zombies have at one point in their previous lives lived before the era of the current demon lord.
But none of that matters now.
Just hubby~~~

>>20500900
They're kinda like Wurms, in a sense, in that they're not as controlled as their vanilla cousins thus leading to them more or less being set to MAX all the time instead of tempering it.
No sense of moderation at all.

>>20500913
>read an ancient history book talking about ‘The Atrocity’ of bygone eras
>as you read you pick up on how the atrocity seemed to be a terrifying massive dragon that would ravage and enslave the entire country for a hundred years
>as you read about the terrible events of that time and the legends surrounding the monstrous dragon, more and more signs point toward it being...
>you look up at your Dragon Zombie wife, who is curled up on your legs blowing spit bubbles to entertain herself and occasionally nuzzling your crotch to take big happy whiffs of your scent
>you decide to close the book and throw it away.

So is Hel monsterized like poseidon and the fallen god?

>>20500966
Undead are all monsters, so it makes sense that she would be.

>>20500962
My waifu’s not nearly old enough for it to be a potential issue for us, but damn it would be weird to one day dig up the fact that your wife used to be some monster megahitler in a long bygone pre-DL era.

>>20500962
That is one hundred percent going to come up if she ever wights.

By the way, are dragon zombie wights actually a thing, or just somewhat reasonable threadcanon?

Busty Banshees would probably cry about their breast milk not being an adequate taste.

>>20501073
But it is!
I also enjoy the idea of busty banshees having tear pools in their cleavege

>>20501066
I am pretty sure its thread cannon but i hope KC makes a DragonWight or DracoLich Species.

>>20501089
I never doubted that Banshee milk would have a bad taste.

>>20501089
Imagine the taste

>>20501073
>>20501089
>”Are- are you sure they’re not too small?? Ooh waah! I’m so sorry I’m not worthy of your love!”
>she says this as her extra strength bra for holstaurs is creaking and tearing at the straps

>>20501099
Making a dragon zombie a wight more or less takes them full circle. It makes sense from a world mechanics perspective, but kind of negates the point, it seems. Draco liches should be possible too, but they'd be the most difficult thing to fight on the planet. I know the monsters being OP is a feature, but pls nerf.

>>20501119
A Banshee blessed with such fertile valleys doesn't need a bra.

>>20501073
I’ll have to suck on them for a few hours each. Just to make sure.
>>20501089
It’d really bring her look together.
>Wight compliments the ultra rare black liquid-diamond jewel Banshee is wearing to accentuate her chest
>”W-what Black diamond?”

>>20501125
It’s okay, she won’t fit in one after one more sex session anyway. Her sheer dress is gonna show off the contours of those huge things though, as well as her half-inverted puffy nipples.

>>20499546
Is her crotch bushy enough to make an effective pillow? This is important.

>>20501122
Hel being at least allied to lilith and maybe even monsterized probably means that draco liches would still be incredibly lustful. She might be super strong, but she probably wouldnt actually enter the battle field much.

>>20501101
>>20501102
Cool and refreshing

>>20501119
Of course not, gotta show her how big they are.


>>20501131
>Wight sips wine and hopes a distraction will appear to cover the social faux pas

>>20501148
>Hel worshipping undead conservative momster being really "racist" against the living
This thought popped into my head right now for some reason

I take it that the cartoony skull jewelry with a pseudo cruciform that the profile Banshee has is the official symbol of Hel's followers?

>>20501148
Dragons are already hikkis, a draco lich would be worse; I doubt you'd ever have to battle one unless you intentionally picked a fight. Just imagine if you were a hero with luck bad enough to put you up against that, though. That's proof the game is rigged and your god is worthless if nothing else is.

>>20501176
Momsters always occupy my head. I need one so damn bad.

>>20501201
Same.

>>20500966
Probably.

>>20501201
>>20501207
We need a momster competition. Could even make it a lewd and absurd surreal gameshow. A shota is the prize, and a batch of contestants have to compete in various events to prove they’d make the best momster. Lots of fluids and whipped cream and compromising angles involved. The ratings would be great.

>>20501233
Too trashy for me.

>>20501233
I dunno, I just want a momster. The absolute biggest, creamiest, most patronizingly mommy-est you got. I don’t care how im judged, I just want it.

>>20501240
>>20501243
Well, what species would make the best momster then?

>>20501260
My short list is Holst, Succubus, Apophis, Troll, or Ice Queen.

>>20501260
Demons, Automatons, Trolls, Banshees, Liches, Wights, Vampires, Krakens, Grizzlies, Owl Mages, Dragons, Dark Mages, Werecats, Werewolves, and Kikimoras.

>>20501278
>Ice Queen momster
>sweet frosty milkshake nursing handjobs
That’s a high tier pick right there.

>>20501278
And what is your shit list?

>>20501260
Pharaoh. No question.

>>20501260
Dark Mage, Vampire, Demon, Automaton

But I have really, really liked the Banshee greentexts we’ve already gotten for them being great momsters

>>20501295
Atlach-Nacha, Alice, pretty much all the permalolis. Though all girls are great girls, some are just very hard to make concinceable momsters.

>>20501312
Go away redditor.

>>20501260
Wight, Pharaoh, Demon, and Nura for the loving and extremely caring type who love to spoil you
Salamander, Minotaur and Red Oni for bro tier moms
Baphomet for an irresponsible but cool loli mom
Any of those could be great.

>>20501294
Ice Queen mom is a cool mom!

>>20501260
Do you really have to ask?

>>20501260
Very wise Momster.

>>20501379
Would hug and carry all the time, bet it feels almost like holding a Pomeranian

>>20501379
>Child, the early bird always gets the worm.
>'Okay mom, yeah yeah.'
>That's how I met your father after all.
>'Mom!'

One big fluffy tail, or multiple smaller fluffy tails?

>>20501409
Multiple big fluffy tails!

>>20501409
One big mofu

>>20501409
I have a waifu but if I wanted a fox for a wife I would want a one tailed fox and work to give her 9 tails instead of just getting the end result.

>>20501415
A single tail, but with multiple fluffs rolled into one.

I want to make my Kiki daughteru lick my sweaty unwashed nutsack clean!

>>20501465
It's what they're meant for, after all.

>>20501456
Superior choice

>>20501465
You know anon, sometimes I think you don't actually want all these things and you're just posting about them to be wacky and strange.

>>20501498
quiet you.

>>20501493
Mega Fluff

>>20501493
How does she even balance with a tail like that?

>>20501546
Ratas learn from a young age how to stay balanced with a big fluffy tail. By adults they're able to move with dignity and grace.

>>20501398
That's really strange advice for an owl to give.

>>20501552
Now I want a clumsy loli Rata.

>>20501546
She flicks it a lot. Under all that fur, tree rat tails are very muscular.

>TFW no gyaru spider gf

>>20501498
Whatever gave you that idea?

Be careful when walking through deep snow, you never know what lurks beneath

Let's play a game of "Fuck, Marry, Kiss"

Here are the options:
>Hellhound
>Holstaur
>Sandworm

>>20501752
>wendimound
Wendi mounds?

>>20501752
Wendis are willing to watch for hours in the snow before pouncing

>>20501765
Fuck the Hellhound
Kiss the Holstaur
Marry the Sandworm

>>20501765
Fuck Hellhound
Marry Hellhound
Kiss Sandworm

Who cares about cows unless they’re non-cow cows?

>>20501765
Fuck none, marry none, kiss none.

>>20501765
Fuck the Sandworm
Kiss the Sandworm
Marry the Sandworm

>>20501847

>>20501765
That order seems pretty good.

>>20501765
Marry holst
Fuck sandworm so she can make me her husband
Kiss hellhound so she makes me take responsibility

>>20501865
Fuck off Bollocks

>>20501765
Fuck Hellhound
Marry Holst
Kiss Sandworm

>>20501826
>>20501848
Fantastic taste

>>20501765
Fuck Holstaur
Marry Holstaur
Kiss Holstaur

https://i.imgur.com/uZlNOvK.png
Friendly reminder not to bully hellhounds with condiments.

>>20501792
Wendi mounds for paizuri and fur brushing

>>20501765
You already posted the right order.
>Fuck hellhound
>Marry holst
>Kiss sandworm

This is the best timeline. Just, like, not in that order.

>>20501929
>hotdogs
i get it

>>20501929
>/monster/ artist
Fuck off

>>20502036
>Fuck off
Fuck off

>>20502039
I was here first /monster/kiddie.

>>20502049
Fuck off

>>20501893
Why would I waste the time to post an image like that when I hate that it gets spammed every fucking thread.

>>20502036
Y-you too. I didn't even get it from /monster/

>>20501893
It is a scientifically proven fact that people who don't like sandworms are gay.

...Ahem....
Banshee Queen

>>20501929
We need more like this

>>20502123
Stop, I can only get so hard.

>>20502161
She's the unlife of the party.
I hear she loves bonfires.

>>20502123
Now we're sharing the same scream.
And our souls they feel as one.
No more love on the run.

>>20502165
>>20502123
https://imgur.com/a/r9gESAP

>>20502171
That's the joke!

>>20502152
Attacking monster girls with food? Hellhounds? Just bullying? Which one.

>>20502199
Squirting condiments on naked MGs. Holst would be a prime candidate as a joke on burgers

>>20502199
Gonna attack a hellhound with home made burgers, sausages, ribs, and other meals!

>>20502199
Attacking nekomatas with pickles.

>>20502199
>Hotdog

>>20502122
Would you teach Sandworm dance to Sandstorm?

>>20502274
Meidoru meidoru~

>>20502274
P A D O R U

Meaty Banshee sobbing as you fondle her meat!
That’s why I moved us to Winterstown!
To get her more meat!

>>20502347
Nah, for that you need the deadlands.

>>20502347
How can she have meat when she doesn’t have any blood?

>>20502381
delete this.

>>20502381
Ice cream for meaty Banshee, she can't feel the cold if she's undead