/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Marissa did what?!

And now you're all infected, too?

There's no need to cry. You'll all get your turn after I'm done with Chen.

>Santa isn't really dead!

Saint Nicholas hasn't been around since the 300s, Arc.

>>2050339
What was his real latin name?

I got something to cheer them up, if you know what I mean.

>>2050339

Yes, but they don't know that.

Or at least, they didn't. I just couldn't help reminiscing about back when he WAS alive, and how much different he was from the fat, jolly old man we have nowadays.

>>2050345

No.

Agios Nikolaos e Myra.

>>2050347

Arc, you're only ~600 years old.

Saint Nicholas died nearly 1700 years ago.

And Sinterklaas is a badass.

Since children outside the border don't really believe in Santa anymore, the jolly old man goes to Gensokyo by default and becomes a loli.

TH12 boss confirmed. Stage 5 boss is one of her elves or reindeers.

>>2050357

>relating Santa Claus to /jp/

SUMMON SERVANT CLASS RIDER

>>2050354
Really now? Wikipedia lists her as being over 800. Now, I know it's not the best source of information, but something as relatively popular as Tsukihime is probably going to have correct information.

>>2050366

Well she was underground at least 600 years, that I know.

Still, she wasn't born until after the Crimson Moon fell, and that was circa 1100 IIRC.

>>2050373
Yeah everything was PEACHY before that whole Type moon fiasco.

Back in Gils day the world was all "Hey these humans sure are keen." But when he up and died the world went, "Well fuck this shit HEY GUYS HELP ME GET RID OF THESE MONGREL HUMANS."

>>2050392

Yeah, Brunestud's a dick.

But it's also one of the most powerful entities, so it gets away with it.

I wonder if Nasu will ever describe the Battle of the Falling Moon.
Almost certainly not ;_;

>Since children outside the border don't really believe in Santa anymore, the jolly old man goes to Gensokyo by default and becomes a loli.
>TH12 boss confirmed. Stage 5 boss is one of her elves or reindeers.

>>2050539
Fuck yeah Touhou 12: Remonstrance of Christmas Absolution

>>2050392
assuming that you think Type-moon caused the earth to die, or lead to earths death: he wanted to rule earth, but at the same time foresaw the abilities of humans to destroy.

Angel notes is apparantly a JUSTASPLANNED by Type-moon to revive the dead earth after humans have disappeared.

>>2050357

I can sort of see this, also it's more likely than Mima coming back.

I'm still surprised he hasn't done something western in a while. He could easily make a Queen/Knight/Squire/etc type set-up.
And we could have the knightly onee-sama Touhou with her squire lusting for her.

>>2050588
We already had crosses and Space Jews

>>2050309
eh, better than another "they see your penis" thread

>>2050599
Yeah but he is trying to make a meeting of east and west. There hasn't been much from the west recently.

>>2050615
He hasn't really said anything about that since around EoSD; lately he's been all about "oh, but Touhou is just tons of old legends from around Nagoya".

(Actually, he's just trying to make shooting games that have shrine maidens, since there aren't many of those.)

>>2050664
So put in a nun. That's a shrine maiden.
Nun/Queen/Knight/Squire. Just need 2 more! Maybe an archer, Robin Hood/William Tell girl or something. Shoot an apple off your head etc.

>>2050669
miko!=nun

>>2050556
That sounds fucking awesome.

>>2050556
Extra boss: female version of Jesus.

>>2050710

Kirisuto-tan?
Varying degrees of want...

So Santa-chan teams up with the Church, lead by nun-tan, who calls in the holy empress-tan and her knight-tan and squire-tan in order to bring back Christmas. And bonus stage is after Christmas is revived and Christ-tan is reborn.
Sounds like a Touhou game.

>>2050730

Just wait for the inevitable H-doujins.