/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Previous thread died so I'll ask again.
What would you do if your waifu became terminally ill and the only way to save her was to make your daughteru's boyfriend fuck you in the ass while your daughteru sucks your wife's cock which she grew as a symptom of the disease?

I want to sleep today and wake up by my waifu's side tomorrow. It will be like a christmas miracle.

>20488901

>>20488887
i'd fall for that tummy

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ241361.html

Apparently the thread was closer to dying than I thought. Everybody is probably off having a very Merry Christmas.
Anyway, re: commissions
https://twitter.com/Jurryhouse/status/1077716626211041281
https://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/1077722489105645570

Have a good christmas and holiday seasonin general, mgt

Super sadist huggers

>>20488938
Gazer gotta sexy back.

>>20488944
yeah

>>20488901
I would lube up my asshole with pickle juice and let my daughteru's boyfriend go to town on my virgin anus. Then I would jerk off the boyfriend while he jerks me off at the same time as we watch while my daughteru sucks her mother's fat cock.

>>20488942
Delete this.

>>20488944
Very much so

Got some cute gift art from my sister

>>20488926
This artist is very nice and good, he sent me a couple postcards (including one of my waifu) earlier this year. Please consider supporting him and buying his doujin!
https://twitter.com/tonfacat

>>20488976
>>20488938
>>20488926
Fuck off

>>20488985
What does Gazerfag and >>20488926 have to do with >>20488976?

>>20488976
I like it Anon, it’s spunky. Tell her good job!

>>20488942
No man can escape The Cuddler!

>down 15lbs in a month
Gettin fit for my demon wife!

Thank you janny you're on fucking point today, have a wonderful Christmas

>>20488976

>>20488976
What is this abomination?

Little Ratas with big Tatas.

>Dear diary: I caught Santa!

>>20489011
An aquatic one.

>>20489020
The world needs more shortstacks.

>>20488998
Ganbatte anon.

>>20488976
>>20489025
Not the other dude, but you should genuinely fuck off.

>>20489025
Delete this.

>>20488998
You're going to feel like shit. It's normal to lose 1-2 lbs a week, any higher is going to fuck you up.

>>20488998

>>20489065
There's so many Lims in just one picture

THE NATION CALLS

>>20489087
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT

>>20489026
This is true. I need a harem of future little broodmothers.

>>20489087
I'm ready!

This is your party's bard.

>>20489152
>That's very nice. What is it?

>>20489087
I'll let it reach voicemail.

>>20489152
What level is she?

>>20489186
Max.

>>20489152
Oh gosh she looks pretty high level.

Thousands of people are injured in button-related accidents every year.

MGE Shadowrun when?

>>20489152
We need a sneaky bard though.

>>20489207
That’s true so all of you with busty waifus, make sure to always get them clothing that comfortably fits them. Also if this does happen make you comfort and hug them tight, for your love for her will always last.

>>20489258
>tfw no oni big sis

>>20489281
Or just don't get clothes with buttons.

Merry Christmas! Your present is another chapter.

https://pastebin.com/UMmFzvPU

I really should have done a Christmas short or something. I didn't think to write one until last night. Maybe next year.

>>20489301
Stop spamming this image every thread fucko.

Reminder Orcs are pedestrian and nobody likes them

>>20489207
>>20489281
>>20489292
Just go with the tried and true Sweater Puppies.

>>20489282
>Oh god, he's so cute. Stay calm, Bertha. Deep breaths. Huff, huff. This rugged, musky scent. Is it the scent of a man? Ngh, my whole body is burning up. Take me now, you little hunk!

>>20489361
But what if it's all hot out?

>>20489361
Sweaters, you say?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please get ready to pull yourself away from the wife tomorrow when you go back to work.
It may be tough but you gotta do it.

>>20489382
That's a big elf.

>>20489423
What if I work for my waifu?

>>20489428
Perfect momster material. Would love to get doted on by her.

>>20489456
You still gotta go.
Can't have nepotism!

>>20489374

>>20488884
>Human blood is the richest in both taste and fulfillment according to most vampires. Hemomancy and proper "grazing" allows for enhanced flavor. The staple food of the night's nobility.

>Animal blood tastes thin and would require draining several for a proper meal. It's theorized that a lack of spiritual power within these animals is makes them so unsatisfying and many discerning gourmands have made anonymous quarries into magical animals from their sources.

>Blood from Beastwomen is quite filling but regarded as peasant food only drank when one is out of better alternatives. Often means a vial of beast blood or an enthralled kikimora are on hand for vampires who travel alone. Hard to find untainted sources of it the closer to the demonic lands one travels.

>Longevity is not really a concern for vampires making mermaid blood something that is sought for lovers who haven't taken blood oaths of marriage yet. The market for it is usually saturated with merrow blood, forcing most to find an authentic source personally.

>Dragon blood and those of their kin is like spiced wine and is said to "stain" the blood magic of the imbiber, allowing them to mimic pyromancy. Getting it is another matter as dragons are quick to anger and easy to offend.

>Drinking from demons is not normally even a consideration for a vampire in her right mind. Accounts from the journals of corrupted vampires tell of a sweet taste to their blood that is likened to the licorice root found in the Opal Kingdoms with some smokiness.

>It is completely unheard of for the blood of an angel of any kind to be tasted by any undead, the very nature of divine servants making it difficult for most undead to even approach. Attempts at capturing one to sample has proved exceedingly difficult and some vampires have made getting a stock of angel blood one of their unlife's goal.

>>20489524

>>20488994
The Cuddler claims another victim, won't someone stop her reign of terror?

Doughragon

>>20489423
>Kiki trying to keep it together for Mastah and Shoggy despite wanting to cry
>Shoggy openly smothering him with slime tentacles, letting him go but trying to prolong contact as long as possible
It'll be important for Mastah to spoil his maids again as soon as he gets home

It's Christmas night where I'm at.

I hope everyone has had a comfy Christmas, and I hope you're all bundled up with some nog, or in my case some peppermint schnapps hot coco.

Gonna cuddle up with my daki soon and sleep.

>>20489065
Super happy with how Nano drew the mice. He always makes them look super adorable!

>>20489065
>no KDF
hah

>>20489612
I don't see gazer or nightgaunt either

>>20489612
>>20489629
Maybe Nano just really hates latex

>>20489629
>Gazer
Take a closer look at the tree and its ornaments.

>>20489496
Cute spooder daughteru. Her Nacha mom would say so too, if she wasn't busy calling me disgusting, fatty-loving trash.

>>20489612
No Anubi.

We need more art of sandworms in their compact form.

>>20489720
that's a big bone

Good? Evil? Not of it matters
there is only monstergirls, and choosing which one to stick your dick in.

>>20489730

>>20489489
this is where i'd ask her to kneel down with me and give a handjob

>>20489562
Doughragons are for marrying.

https://exhentai.org/g/1019976/b28cc24952/

Not the kind of zombie i want but i wouldn't decline one of these VERY repressed dragons

>>20489791
FOXED

>>20489793
That's convenient since they don't tend to ask for your opinion first.

>>20489798

>>20489524
What if a vampire drinks from another vampire?

>>20489802
Do you think, when she hugs her tail, she imagines hugging a man?

>>20489835
Stop.

>>20489811
would she show mercy if i welcomed her tackle with open arms?

>>20489862
Maybe.

>>20489862
It's the correct decision. Otherwise you end up with a tantruming dragon zombifying half the countryside with miasma searching for you.

I love nee-sans with big titties and black sclera

Summertime with a snek!

>>20489889
Me too.

>>20489858
Just asking if they practice fluffing a man in their spare time.

I wonder if Lizardmen society has big meaty Croc girls and some loli Skinks. Would be interesting to exploring their jungles.

>>20489831
>Vampire drinks from another vampire
>While that vampire drinks from her
>Forms a feedback loop and a blood elemental ouroboros spirit is born

>>20489909
Only one way to find out.

So is touch fluffy tail still alive? Is /monster/ still contained? Are wikifags still contained? I haven't been lurking for a while. Kind of hoping at the least all the content has been consolidated to one place in terms of writefaggin.

>>20489909
Big meaty tails are a sign you should impregnate them!

>What the hell are these for?

I want to fuck a plant.

>>20489944
>A big Ara Ara Mistletoe milf will never push you down and stand over you, giving you a prime view of her big fat ass
>She'll never shake her motherly hips from tide to side, ara araing and telling you that it's really bad luck to not kiss while being under mistletoe
>She'll never sit on your face and tell you to kiss her pussy for good romantic luck

I want to bully this bird with my lightning rod.

>>20489965
>reminder that mistletoe is a parasitic species

christmas with a houri

Rank your birbs from best to worst, and perhaps include your reasoning why.

>>20490060
Christmas is 364 days away anon, jesus christ.

>>20490063
Gandharva (servant of Eros) > JubJub (always horny but the yolk thing is disturbing) > Siren (the song thing) > Black Harpy (family and friends are very close) > regular harpy (cheerful) > the rest (can't remember and none really stand out)

>>20490064
It's still Christmas over here.

>>20490074
scratch that, black harpy is second

>>20490063
From best to worst
>Black Harpy
Good girls, "highest intelligence of all harpies" cute, sexy and ferocious, great for fucking real hard, and the sweeter stuff for when she's in her breeding season. Ultra protective and fierce. Unrelated to MGE, they fit in with lots of norse symbolism, as ravens and crows are best birds all birds.
>Owl mage
Mage. Owls are great. Fluffy. Really fluffy.
>Thunder bird
Metal.
>Harpy
Vanilla is one of the best flavors.
>POWER GAP
>Jub Jub
Fails to stand out, but you'll always be able to pin her down and fuck her no matter when, no matter where, no matter what. That's a benefit I guess.
>Gandharva
Boring
>Siren
Should have been a fish-bird
>Shit
>Crow Tengu
Discount Black Harpy, inferior in every way. Redundant. Should never have existed beyond being weebnerd Black Harpies

>>20490074
>>20490104
Don't bully the nerd birds, they're good girls!

>>20490115
Hoyivin!

>>20490063
>Jubjub
Sex-crazed, just the way I like it
>Black Harpy
Smart and aggressive in the bed until mating season

The rest don't matter.

>>20490121
I beg your pardon?

>>20490063
Owl, kiki, jubjub I'd be fine with, though the momonika thunderbird is also quite persuasive.

>>20490144
It's the sound of a distressed nerd when approached by a nice lady, as I learned from The Simpsons.

Lovely Anubis

>>20490155
Kryptonite?

>>20490063
Don't have the time to list them all, but just going to say that Owl Mage is the best bird so far.

Anyone who says otherwise is just upset that Owl Mages always defeat them in Deep Forest zones.

>>20490162
>Deep Forest zones
Don't go in the Deep Forest, guys. It's safer in Maus Hills.

>>20490155

>>20490155
That's a man baby

>>20490224
entire thread is manbabies

>>20490268
I want to punish that Anubis

>>20490191
Not the Maus Hills!

>>20490284
>ywn have a mouse harem so big you couldn’t fuck them all in a day if you tried
Marrying mice means you need time management skills! Otherwise you’ll get angry little wives who’ll jump and rape you no matter the time or place.

>>20490284
Got to watch out for one of the bosses in Maus Hills, she's a big mean Rat Girl with a gold border around her avatar, standing at a towering 5 feet!

>>20490284
Mouse wife looks really scary, what did you guys do?

>>20490284
Mice are nerds!

>>20490284
Maus Hills hospitals are scary. No matter what you come in for they'll always put you to sleep first and then you wake up in a dimly lit room tied to a bed with dozens of creepy mice nurses hungrily looking at you as if you were a snack.

>>20490649
>Here a loong 'Jiiiiiiiiiii' sound and assume it's hospital equipment.
>It's not.
>It's a bunch of Mouse Nurses lined up watching you with glowing red eyes. Waiting to see if the Hero needs more nursing.

If bapho makes me tired can it be a temporally bad girl ever after for one, as if, I am?

>>20490719
I'm sorry, what?

>>20490719
What?

>>20490719
This man overdosed on bapho pussy. He needs a gentle familiar to heal him.

>>20490750
The only cure to bapho pussy overdose is extended cuddling with said bapho

>>20490719
And this anons, is why you don't drink any experimental potions made by a bapho.

>>20490719
What if this is just an ESL guy trying to say how much he loves baphos? Surely a member of the Sabbath will take notice and pay him a very special home visit

>>20490664
>Anon’s medicine gets swapped to lilim grade aphrodisiacs ‘accidentally’
>All thirty three of his designated nurses are overly-eager to take care of his month-long erection, the lot of them working around the clock to keep him soft.
>Well, as ‘soft’ as a steel beam gets
>And all the others continually argue over who gets to play big-sister as they continue drawing out his treatments after getting hospitalized by a random Bubble Slime Mage spawn

>>20490732
loli with fang is my weakness

>>20490063
>Crow Tengu,
Cute, Smart, Powerful, Like a quiet life, but still fun to tease.
Owl Mage,
>Very fluffy, very smart.
>Gandharva,
Big brown birds that like music.
>Harpy,
Nothing wrong with vanilla.
>Thunderbird,
Not all that found of the Punk theme.
>Siren,
Eh, Have a boring gimmick.
>JubJub,
Too slutty.
>Black Harpy.
Inferior Crow Tengu

>>20490885
>>20490074
>>20490104

Poor cockatrice is not even memorable enough to be declared shit. What a sad, sad bird.

>>20490063
I want to help a birb lay an egg, then eat it for breakfast

I wonder if theres a stoirt from an ostiders perspective about a nurarihiyon moving into a house and claiming a man

>>20490927
Go home, Wile E. Coyote.

>>20490790
>Anon gets teleported to MGE land
>They don't speak English or any other language from earth
>He tries to tell some sabbath girls how much he loves them
>At first they care confused but soon get what he's trying too tell them
>Anon gets his bapho waifu despite barely even being able to talk to her
>But then again, love is beyond language
Kind of cute. Also:
>Bapho teaching anon their language using kids books.

>>20490971
This got me thinking of Sonic, which got me thinking of hedgehogs - how about tsundere hedgehog girls!

>>20490984
>Wants his bapho wife to wear cute print panties
>Can't understand how to articulate it
This poor man

>>20491014

New girls is out.

>>20491014
>>20491026
Stop and die.

>>20491029
big tiddie elf goth gf

>>20491029
Also the profile.

>>20491029
>Banshee
I bet she's a real screamer.

>>20491029
>>20491045
So he got around to banshee. That's another one to cross off the list.

>>20491029
>>20491045
>Goth gf girl
What a lovely Christmas present.

>>20491029
>Goth MG
Oh fuck yes. What a great way to end the year.

>>20491029
Cute!

>>20491029
>>20491045
It's a christmas miracle!

>>20489909
Gonna offer them some lizardman gold as a proposal

>>20491029
Another cutie for the Undead Kingdom.

Catpat!

>>20491029
>>20491045
>This demon daughter is said to "cry" by appearing in the person who is nearing death "Banshee" death. It seems that we could only cry sorrow for human death in old days but now it is a part of the goddess of life and death and it seems that it became existence which leads the dead man to undead and erotic thing!
Here is her text only profile for easy machine translation: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/banshee/text.html

>>20491029
Very cold undead pussy!

>>20491099
Woah that's a big cat!

>>20491029
>>20491045
Christmas carols with Banshee!

>>20491099
Big, fat, chested cat.

>>20491046
She's more of a cry baby than a screamer, her profile talks about how she cries during sex and when her husband says he loves her for example.
This might be the first time I want to make a monster girl cry.

>>20491127
Celebrating the new year at a fancy undead party!

>>20491148
>cries instead of screams
YOU HAD ONE JOB KC.
At least her design is nice.

>>20491029
Those boobs are perfect for tugging on

>>20491127
>Banshee cries while singing Christmas carols
>Wendi caroler hugs her leg and won't stop until she's happy again

>>20491174
We're going to have another girl threadcanoned/perhaps officially an emotional wreck
I fucking hate this place sometimes.

Everyone is missing the true answer.
Thunderbird just found a singer for her band

>>20491148
>cries
Don't sound hot at all, actually its sucks desu hearing your wife cry when going balls deep.
Id rather her to moan loud af somewhat a scream insteed of crying, a deep moan coming from insides of her soul.

>>20491045
>>20491029
I want to make "waaahh..." This crybaby

>>20491029
>>20491045
I'd love to see how much these ladies vary among their species.

>>20491099
>tfw this headpat shit is clogging the MGE tag on Twitter

>>20491158
Maybe a misinterpretation of "wail". It can mean cry or shrill scream.

>>20491190
>all their tears invite their husband 's inferiority and embrace their flesh.
This inferiority thing is repeated a few times, seems like their crying has a magical property that makes you want to fuck them.

>>20491201
>Loli banshee who frequently asks to sit on your lap only to cry when you comply
>Any attempt to make her stop crying only further her tears of joy

>>20491099
Fuck off Ace jesus fuck. Take your shitty meme and shove it.

>>20491178
Me too, we should never ever have any fun with anything or detract from the Official Truth.

>>20491221
>Loner anon that everyone thinks is a bully accidentally makes his Banshee classmate cry
>His attempts to cheer her up just make it worse
>Only way to make her stop is to fuck her brains out
All according to keikaku.

>In the Old DL Era the former "Banshee" could only foresee death and be attracted to those who died.
>They could not do anything to prevent the death of a loved one, only be sad and mourn.
Those ancient Banshees need a whole lot of healing.

>>20491029
>I've found her... the new lead singer of my band!

>>20491253
Oh no she's sad.

>>20491253
What strategic advantage were they supposed to provide, or were they created for shits and giggles.

>>20491274
They're undead, they're not supposed to exist.

>>20491226
Oh fuck off, stop twisting my words.

>>20491225
This. He's taken a cute concept, ran it into the ground and gained an ego the size of jupiter over it and his shitty cyoa series.

>>20491203
>>20491225

i just wanted to post a drawing i did, i dont know what yall are talking about ._.

>>20491256
Now moth-Chan shall ascend again!

>>20491305
I'm surprised that you've been in the dark over Ace's headpat shittery.

>>20491203
Its because Ace is Psychofox 2.0 and thinks he's an integral part of the fandom by "fixing" it.

>>20491305
People are just bitter that Ace took a cute concept (your waifu head patting you) and ran it into the ground.
There are also more than a few reasons why people are so quick to jump on Ace, but to avoid drama, lets not go into that.

It's a cute and good pic, so don't feel ashamed over posting it.

>>20491029
>>20491045
Holy shit yes, been waiting for him to do Banshee since he mentioned them in the Q&A.

>>20491244
>Disposition: Sassy, ​​dedicated
I bet she'll be smug once you creampie her so much that it oozes out of her. Using tears to get dick, undeads are desperate.

>>20491256
But if she sees that a man who's about to die cheering her on during the concert she'll cry and ruin the performance, or maybe enhance it I guess it depends on the lyrics.

>>20491333
He also ran the Raiju headpat thing into the ground because the concept of sexual monstergirls triggers him.
Plus he's a massive faggot to KDF, and can dish out the bantz but sure as shit can't take it when the tables are turned.

>>20491099
Ugh, getting real tired of this. You did good melon but the meme is as stale as can be.
>>20491305
Ace is on the thread's shitlist along with Bollocks and Bob.

>>20491344
For good reason, he's the biggest piece of shit in the active community.

>>20491344
How long is the shit list

>>20491099
>Yet another fucking heatpat image on twitter I need to scroll past to get to the good stuff
Fuck you and fuck ace.

>>20491344
Ace reaps what he sows tbqh.

>>20491361
If he just had the slightest amount of humility or self awareness I think he'd be a cool guy.

>>20491099
I liked this until I noticed it was another headpat.
The guy who comms all these needs help.

>>20491350
Ace
Bob
Psychofox
Bollocks
KDF depending on who you are
Few other i forget

>>20491383
Chowder, but he's become less of a faggot recently.

>>20491383
What is it about this community that attracts all the autists with emotional and ego problems?

>>20491385
why?

>>20491029
>another undead cute with nice hips and no panties
It's been a while since the last new girl, but it was worth the wait.

>>20491221
>loli banshee

>teary-eyed deepthroating
>orgasm face with streaks of tears running down her cheeks when you come in her ass

Shameful arousal but also shameful arousal.

>>20491383
>tfw not on the list

>>20491383
>Gregori isn't on the list
Shit list.

>>20491390
He used to spam his shit lilim and astroturfed his low tier writing all the time. Then he left the thread in a fit of rage when anons noticed and made fun of him. He's less of a faggot now because he stopped spamming shit oc, dropped the ego and put effort into improving himself.

>>20491383
That list gets so much longer if including people from 2013 and 2014 who aren't in the spotlight any longer. There's also Shigy but he's small time compared to the rest and his thing is so over the top that it's comical.
>>20491402
You redeemed yourself, it's one of the nicest surprises in recent memory.

>>20491394
>Ask her why isn’t she wearing panties
>she starts to cry

>>20491394
>You suddenly go balls deep into into a loli banshee's ass
>She lets out a scream that pierces your soul and make you cum instantly
>It's the best orgasm you've ever had by far

>>20491099
The art is great, but the meme is stale and annoying. Its not your fault, its the twat comming all these things.

>>20491394
Pretty lewd
And loli banshee is for snug

>>20491394
>those spoilers
I love shit like this so much. Think she would be all teary when being spanked during doggy style or choked in missionary?

>>20491029
>>20491045
And Jiangshi continues to be the only undead i care about

>>20491444
She looks really sexy, but the translation so far is shit. A girl who cries all the time during sex isn't hot, its just weird and unpleasant.

>>20491449
Speak for yourself, it's high grade boner fuel for me.

>>20491417
>nicest surprises in recent memory
I'll try not to ruin it.

>>20490063
>Best:
Owl Mage. I like mages a lot and hypnosis sonds kinky.
>The rest:
All the others. Harpies aren't worst girls by far, b ut they do nothing for me.

>>20491449
Eh, I think her design is pretty shit honestly

>>20491029
Look at how sheer her outfit is. Geez I can see everything.

>>20491029
Another member for the Hourglass Association.

>>20491449
>If my husband saddles, they will shed tears as if I were myself, I will accept my husband 's depressed mood in the form of carnality and comfort her husband.
That's the one sentence that mentions them crying during sex and as you can see it's convoluted. Give her a chance.

>>20491499
>Clothing that emphasizes her hourglass shape
>Slim womanly form that evokes the highest form of beauty
>Extremely lewd cameltoe and puffy breasts
>Long messy hair that goes down lower than her knees
She's almost as perfect as Wights are.

I love this image so much

>>20491535
Fuck off.

>>20491535
Ahem
>>20491099

>>20491187
Symphonic death metal monstergirl band. New girl Banshee as a lead singer, Thunderbird on guitar or keyboard. What other members the band has? Gandharva for other guitarist/bassist? Would Siren be jealous of Banshees high notes?

>>20491553
He knows, he's doing it to be a faggot.

>>20490063
Best to worst
>Tie between Jubjub and Black Harpy
I love both so much, Jubjub being crazy about getting dicked even for a monster girl combined with her slightly short stack-ish body type make for an unforgettable girl.
Black Harpy is one that's grown on me over time more than I thought possible, part in thanks to the updated art. Their straight forward ferocity is welcome since there's not really another aggressive harpy and the way they act in mating season is a nice contrast
>Siren
Incredibly underrated, having a girl sing a special song for (you) and only (you) is very romantic and while they don't always have to be idols there's something great about fucking a popular girl.
>Thunderbird
Was originally my favourite harpy but over time my tastes changed. I still really like them though and they're almost a tie with Sirens, their great looking bodies, slutty facial expression in the profile and tendency to paralyse themselves accidentally make me want to fuck one silly.
>Gandharva
She should be higher on my list, I love brown girls so much but her gimmick crosses over with Siren a little with them both being musical birds so I think Siren took her share of affection.
>Owl Mage
I love how fluffy she is and her eye gimmick can make some pretty fun situations but she's still a bit new and probably needs time to grow on me if she does.
>Cockatrice
Chasing one down could be great fun but I'm a picky person and her old art is a bit on the dated side. If she was given an art update and an extra line or two in the profile she wouldn't be this low.
>Crow Tengu
I forget they exist unless I'm looking at a race list, I'm a terrible person.

>>20491553
>>20491565

woops my bad, failed to do a cursory check to see if it was posted

>>20491383
KDF and Ace are fucking small time compared to a guy who wrote futanari in a vanilla community and a dude who literally wished NTR on somebody

>>20491099
>>20491535
Content so spammy you have to post it twice. Fuck off Ace, no one likes your shit memes and your CYOAs are painfully mediocre despite how hard you shill them.

>>20491595
Ace actively laughs at discord posters when their countries have something shit happen, but gets assblasted when people make fun of events in texas. He's a pathetic little man.

>>20490063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578
Fuck birds.

>>20491607
He's the sort of guy that makes people think that Texans are dumb and self centred, unfortunate too because most our texan posters are pretty cool.

>>20491559
>>20491029
>High notes
>Banshee's dressed in a way that would make Gomez Addams fall head over heels for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sFy5_kmEi4

TFW you sing this to woo her.

>>20491559
>death metal with female vocals
sorry but that's one thing monstergirls can't improve

>>20491645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zows_Bbd2MM&t=29s

>>20491628
Apparently he's a doctor. I'm not sure how because he's clearly a fucking moron.

>>20491652
thanks I hate it

>>20491029
BTGGF
YES

>>20490104
>>20491575
But black harpy barely has any good art.

>>20491683
and why should she?

>>20491029
Those are some really inconvenient looking stockings there. If she steps wrong they're liable to get pulled clean off!

>All these poseurs complaining about THE goth girl crying black tears so much
You don’t deserve her, you’re not true goth gf fans.
True goth gfs are kinky emotional gals who you passionately kiss while you impregnate to the sound of despair and emotional distress while her tears mingle with yours
Go get some cosplayer, banshee and I will court each other and pool the darkness of our souls together!

>>20491690
No reason, I just thought that such a popular harpy would get better art.

>>20491703
Goths are shit

>>20491029
Banshee-chan isn't wearing any underwear!

>>20491654
Veterinarian. But semantics.

>>20491029
I wanna suck her piercings on her nipples and lovingly irrumate her as her dark tears stain my dick!

>>20491029
>be shota orphan
>think this lady is a nun
>approach her from behind and hug her leg asking for help
>she startledly asks what’s wrong
>tell her you’re an orphan and hungry
>tries not to cry
>cries a lot

>>20491029
>>20491674
>Be an adventurer, of common stock and low birth
>You were raised on a farm in the countryside, your father telling you to never stray towards the Sídhe's hills and tombs dotting the landscape
>'Nothing good ever came from the Fey, my boy.' You can remember him saying to you.
>But the night is dark, and full of terrors, the embers of your campfire struggling against

>>20491645
>Undead bestowed by the goddess of death herself with a voice that can literally raise the dead
She'd blow out of the water any wannabe metal singer, though she does seem more like the type to learn the violin or the organ.

>>20491703
>You leave to run an errand while your goth banshee wife reads a book
>You come back to her crying her eyes out because the story took a tragic turn
The profile seems to indicate that dicking her is the solution, but are there other way to stop her emotional distress?

>>20491029
Banshee’s hiding a fantastic set of hips on that small waist. And those tits are PERKY.
>>20491499
Exactly this. It’s growing strong!

>>20491742
I mean, why even consider another option is my answer. Dick her pussy! Dick her tits! Dick her mouth till she’s happily sucking on it like a pacifier!

>>20491703
Hey, I don’t care because she’s undead. The only undead I have ever given a shit about has been Liches, and even then it’s not quite clear why.
And Pharaohs, I guess, since they’re pretty much undead in label only.

>>20491708
I think that’s the real reason she’s crying
They’re tears of embarrassment

You wake up with your monstergirl waifu by your side!
and the first thing she insists on doing is pegging you with her fingers
What do you do jpsies?

>>20491763
That would be kinda weird, but it could be much, much worse
I'd still try to talk her out of it

>>20491734
Crybabies can't be good momsters!

>>20491761
Nah you don't understand, Anon. The very idea of her soon-to-be husband being a virgin/bachelor forever causes her to cry those tears. How sorrowful for a man to pass into the arms of Lady Hel without ever tasting the flower of a woman.

>>20491734
Banshees only appear before people that are about to die, this makes that scenario that much more despair inducing
That poor banshee will have to endure extreme sadness until she can finally resurrect that orphan and become his adopted mom (wife)

>>20491752
Don't praise how good her body feels during sex or she'll start crying tears of happiness and the dicking will only last longer.

>>20491772
She’ll be strong for her new sonnu!
She’s gonna just shove his face between her legs when she starts crying so he can’t see!

>>20491781
>wake up as an undead incubus shota to a CC Banshee momster doting on you in a room that’s straight up waterlogged from how much she’s been crying
>get breastsmothered for literal days
I can (un)live with that.

>>20490268
All of you are babies!
Who sent all of these babies?

>>20491344
>On the shitlist with...
I've been trying to not even post here as often because as a creature of habit I can't continue to do decent stuff without my ego getting in the way and causing trouble.

So as recompense, have a cute Johj coloured by Regura themself.

>>20491816
Would help to attach the image next time.

>>20491807
She'll definitely cry if you try to skip on the daily breastfeeding and cuddles, she needs to shower you with affection or else your resurrection spell might fail.

>>20491847
She’d never let a single moment go by without smooshing against some part of your body, and your dick would be frequently pampered and tended to. Not to mention her healthy growing bust from its excessive use.

>>20490954
>That’s my co-worker Anon
>He’s 30 something and lives alone in some villa over on the north end of town.
>He always says he’s happy and just wants to live a quiet life, but he always seems upset, like this isn’t how he thought his life would turn out.
>I hope he feels better soon, he’s starting to get on my nerves.
~TIME SKIP~
>I don’t know what happened, but Anon is like a new man.
>He went from a quiet nerd to some kind of suave lover over the weekend.
>He says he had a wonderful time with his wife for his anniversary
>I’m glad he’s so happy, but I still wish he would get his reports to me on time.

The concept of a banshee as a permanent state doesn't sit well with me. She should be a lesser succubus, a transitional girl, turning into something more when you heal her of her trauma.

Perpetual crying would unsettle me too greatly, tears are a sign of distress and I have to question how socially healthy it is to see women crying so often it desensitises you. It's a vital social mechanism after all. When a bitch bursts into treats, it signifies an issue that needs to be solves for the harmony and safety of your family unit.

Not "It's nice weather to hang the washing" and so she starts banshee crying.

I really hope this translation is all kinds of messed up, and it isn't like it's protrayed. Or her picture is the only thing worth while. Reminds me of those Scholomance cultists from wow.

Would a busty vampire throw anon inside a coffin and lay on top to punish him after tightly closing it?

>>20491993
Depends on how busty

>>20492006
you are getting smothered either way and getting used as a heat source

>>20491993
Never. No busty vampire would ever think to do such a thing. That's ridiculous anon. Where would she even get such an idea, to lock herself into a tight coffin with anon, smother him with her breasts while she straddles him, feeling his hardening bulge rub against her pussy as her hips move on their own. They definitely don't have a course, Best Ways To Punish Your Husband (Gone Sexual)

>>20492017
Sounds nice.

>>20492044
What a dumb vampire,beds are comfier

I like big ______

>>20492058
mofus

>>20492058
Snuggle lumps and paw pads

Just a reminder that dragons are proud, invincible, mighty, graceful and you should give them tribute and nice compliments about how incredible they are.

>>20492066
Smaug please go.

>>20492058
Elf ears!

>>20492066
Even zombie dragons,wurms and jabberwocks?

>>20492074
Especially those. Why wouldn't any of them be equally proud and mighty?

>>20492066
Dragons are too much during Christmas and won't be able to take anything by force for a week so they need to post anonymously on the internet to get tribute.
Don't fall for it. Go to their lairs and draw on their faces with marker!

>>20491029
>>20491045

>You'll never get paid to be a busty vampire's thermal body-pillow
Good. I don't want it. Six to eight hour inside a soft, warm, cramped coffin, squished up against a mature hourglass vampire with your crotch forced up against hers, your legs a tangled mess, your face buried in her cool bosom while she hugs your head. Imagine how awkward it would be, just to have your arms free you'd have to wrap them around her and grope her ass or something.

I bet she even moves in her sleep, or sleep talks, squirming her motherly hips against you, "Oooh no mister strong vampire hunter D, don't thrust your thick, throbbing stake into my tight wet vampire pussy! it's my only weakness!"

No thanks.

>>20491029

>Banshee.
>Mourns humanity's suffering.
>Can revive the dead with her cries.
>Once married, cries tears of happiness from small gestures of affection.

I don't know about you guys, but I like 'em. They're good girls.

>>20491410
Grigori doesn't even post here.

>>20492074
All dragons are tippity top tier girls that all humans boy want to be with and all monsters want to be!

>>20492104
Plus being bloodsucked and bited constantly must be lame and the pay is low!

>>20492117
We need a dragon echidna,a tiamat perhaps,big motherly with wide hips and huge horns to handle

>>20492017
Cute but she may be too big to really close the coffin

>>20492106
Cute!

>>20491029
don't forget the most important part, undead are soft !

>>20492140
Gonna make that Banshee scream with rough fuckings.

>>20492140
The best part

I was going to make a joke about banshees seeing anon and crying in sympathy at how he has no friends and is always alone, even if he himself has grown okay with it, but then I realised, if they're so sensitive and empathetic, they probably make really good girlfriends and are probably able to break through to your heart really easy.

They won't even need to rape you, though to my understanding, seeing them cry makes you want to fuck them

>>20492140
>>20492163
Please stop. My dick can only get so erect.

>>20492163
Jesus that was fast.

>>20492106
>>20492140
>>20492163
I pity the dead who can no longer enjoy such things.

>>20491979
Here's the last paragraph from the translation posted on KC patron. Hope it help clear some things up.
> In addition, they are extremely easily moved to tears. They shed tears with a little thing besides demise of human. All of their tears induce husband's lusts and excite carnal desire. When their husband feel sad, they shed tears as if it happens to themselves, and they console their husband by accepting his melancholy as lusts. They naturally shed tears when loved one revives as undead, they also easily shed tears with happiness such as being whispered love by their husband. Such tears with joy also induce their husband's lusts. Consequently, they have intercourse with their husband and bring more lusts and desire by moaning sweetly and tearfully with pleasure.

A thought just popped into my head, where did KC mention that he was going to make a shrimp knight?

>>20492181
Q&A.

Remember, it's easy to make a banshee cry, but infinitely more rewarding to make them smile.

>>20492199
What about crying of happiness with a smile?

>>20491029
What's the verdict on the black tears going down her face?
Are they permanent markings? Does she cry actual black tears? Is it just her makeup washing off?

>>20492110
I like them too. I want to help to turn one's tears of sadness into tears of joys.
You should seldom tell her out loud that you love her so that each time you do say it she becomes an emotional mess who is too happy to function.

>>20492208
The tears going down her face are part of the Banshee myths since in some versions they'd be keening in mourning.

>>20491029
>>20491045
Is this even blueboard-safe? You can literally see her pussy through the fabric.

>>20491029
>>20491045
Wew lad

>>20492140
She looks so sad. Someone should fill her womb to the brim so that she forgets about all the deaths she had to mourn.
Her breasts and thighs look soft enough to take a comfy nap on.

>>20492163
Now that's too soft. How are you supposed to be struck by the fear of death upon meeting her when she looks like a fertile soon-to-be mother?

>>20492179
So they're massive crybabies, or are for people who have a kink for banging crying emotional wrecks, or both.
I think I'll pass.

>>20491029
Looks like I'm changing my top 10

Griffons.

>>20492238
Spammers.

>>20491439
I'd feel way too bad about choking a cute loli, even more so if banshees are so emotional. But if she had some breeding hips, that big pale butt would get slapped around.

Don't forget.

>>20492163
Praise Nav!

>>20492179
She's the perfect monster girl for men who enjoy being sad then.
The lewd power of their crying is strangely attractive too. Instead of the usual awkward moment there is once someone is done crying you instead get to enjoy some highly emotional sex with her.

>>20492233
They're definitely not for everyone, but I think KC did a good job making her appeal to the most people while remaining faithful to her mythology.
Would you have preferred them be to very creepy girls who possess a magical scream that makes people go mad with lust, or something along those lines?

>>20492278
Big snow mounds for plowing

>>20491029
WHEN I WAS

>>20492289
I mean, magical/cursed screams is definitely what comes to mind well before just plain crying all the time.
I'm usually not one to mind random shit making your dick hard because that's just the modus operandi for MGE, but straight up blubbering doing it? It's whatever. I don't forsee much staying power.

>>20492302

>>20492312
A YOUNG BOY

>>20492278
Perfect for facesitting.

>>20492321
KC’s translation is up now on his Patreon, and while it does say they’re easily moved to tears i think people are slightly over-exaggerating. They’re gloomyfus. As someone said before part of the appeal of the big tiddy goth gf is that gloomy emo babe disposition and that’s clearly what KC was going for. Peppy and non-gloomy goth girls are just makeup choices, true emo/goth is a whole personality too.
I love em. I’ve loved the idea of being awoken as an undead incubus and they are absolutely tailor made for that experience. I bet she’d put on a whole song and musical number for when you rise from the table to join her in an undead kingdom.

>>20492331
A BANSHEE

>>20492331

>>20492339
But that's just the thing. If you want gloomy, liches already have that in spades.

>>20492342
TOOK ME TO UNDEAD CITY

>>20492348
But liches arent my cup of tea,they are short and i am allergic to mage classes

>>20492348
That’s more Kuu-gloomy, whereas Banshee is emo-gloomy.
It’s certainly not for everyone but I think it’s very very cute and attractive to console a crying girl and have her be so emotionally invested in you that she cries against your chest often. Totally get why some people may find that annoying but to me it’s like the ultimate reassurance that she loves you if she gets that emotional about it. Add in some light teasing of her blubbering nature and yeah, easily a high tier girl for me.
Bonus points for one that’s a total babe bombshell who gets sad thinking she’s not worthy or good enough even as she BTFOs every other girl in town with her hot body. I dig em.

>>20491029
Louder, louder! Such sweet cacophony!

>>20492360
Nothing indicates them as being short.
As for the latter, I pity you.

>>20492379
I prefer MG who got a strong body and know how to use it instead of throwing flimsy spells around and are screwed when silenced

>>20491029
I want to pet this creature

>>20492383
i rather breed it desu

>>20492383
Vulkan no.

>>20492382
>all his spells are verbal
Get a load of this guy.

>Roasting chestnuts on a hellhound's eye-flames

>>20492389
Vulkan YES!

>>20492389
I will Boop its snoot and you cant stop me.

>>20492368
>Going on a date with your banshee wife
>She keeps seeing other couples where the woman looks extremely happy and cheerful
>This causes her great worry that you dislike how she's constantly gloomy
>You assure her otherwise by pointing out all the things you love about her usual demeanor
>She begins cryings on your chest and goes on about how she doesn't deserve such a perfect husband
I can see why some people would think such a premise is a bother, but to me this sounds extremely wholesome.

>>20492348
Lichs aren't gloomy, they're just autistic.

>>20492368
>”Oh my poor husband... woe is you, your wretched curse my doing...”
>look up from your reading the Nightly Newspaper at your Banshee wife crawling on hands and knees towards you, black tears streaming down her cute face, full lips, and dripping down onto her full luscious breasts
>”...what is it, babe?”
>she wails and crawls forward, her hands tracing up your inner thighs as she sobs and rests her head against your lap, right over your crotch
>”Woe is you, to be cursed to eternal unlife and have naught to show for it...”
>her full toned ass wiggles in the air behind you as she unzips your pants and sobs even while a hand starts fondling your half-chub
>”...to have such a gruesome fate, stuck with one such as m-me...”
>she kisses it, her graceful hand rubbing the other side as it inflates to it’s full impressive length, tears running down onto her hand only lubricating it more
>”However does -smooch- one such as -smooch- I console such a -smooch- destitute and forlorn soul -smoooooch- as yourself?”
>her last kiss lingers on the tip, and she looks up expectantly at you, hovering her mouth around it as her tears slow just slightly
>you gulp and take a moment before speaking
>”...Y-your Love is all the blessing I could ever ask for, deares-“
>you’re cut off by your own moans as she slams her head down, cock burying in her mouth and stuffing her unbreathing throat, vibrated on by her letting out a loud, passionate wail as her mouth is closed around you which makes it sound conspicuously more like an erotic moan than a desperate cry
>she bobs her head up and down as she does so, her face streaming with tears, but of a lighter color, her mouth gulping and glucking even as her supernatural moaning wail coaxes you closer to climax
>you grab the back of her head and moan yourself, lost in pleasure as you bob her faster and harder, undeterred by her undead nature knowing it will keep her safe for rough throat fucking
>your moans mingle with hers, and she sucks you so hard and passionately soon you have tears in your eyes of passion as well
>the whole street hears the wailing, less experienced members lamenting the ‘moaning house’ while your longer term neighbors snicker to each other and feel inspired to find their significant other

>>20491029
I like her complexion. The leggings are a little weird, though.

>>20492432
Yes exactly. This is right on the money.
>>20492440
As is this holy shit. See, I’m glad some people get the appeal.

>>20491383
Discord would be better if Bollocks necked himself like I've been telling him too.

What does a Banshee laughing sound like?

>>20492142
Smug reporter more smug than ever after attracting husband.

>>20492459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqBIhg2DP8o

>>20492565
What would she do if I stuck my finger in her mouth mid-"amoo"?
What would she do if I stuck my dick in her mouth mid-"amoo"?

I want to tell my Banshee lover all my deepest fears and regrets in life and listen to her cry while she strokes my hair. Will she tell me it will be ok?

>>20492637
She will tell you that though gloom and despair will consume the world a thousand times over, she will wallow in it with you, and by her embrace you will find solace and warmth against the blackest dark of night.

>>20492595
You have my attention.

Best nerd.

>>20491029
>those slightly-transparent clothes

What a slut. I wanna find a banshee and call her a slut until she starts crying!

>>20492691
MGE has a lot of good nerds and nerd species.

>>20492704
like?

>>20492691
I really want to be her assistant

What a pothead.

>>20492459
You can't hear what doesn't exist. Watching a comedy show with a Banshee would be pretty awkward.

>>20492694
If you do find a Banshee it means you're about to die and she's the only one who can revive you. I'm not sure calling her a slut is a good idea.

>>20492659
That's more than enough for me. I bet she cries everytime you cook for her.

>>20492746
Of course I’m about to die
Something something orgasm in french

>>20492710
Runya Runya definitely a nerd
Liches
Crow Tengu
Hakus
Club Trumparts
Anubis
Cyclops, the nerds of smithing.
Owl Mages
Ratas sometimes?

Funny enough Gremlins don't really strike me as the nerd type despite their hobbies.