/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would love to go to one, but I don't know if they'll cuddle with a gaijin like me.

I don't like physical contact unless I know the other person enjoys doing it with me, and I'm certain that they would never cuddle with me if I wasn't paying.

>>20473334
I'll have to agree with this statement
it won't matter unless the feeling is mutual

>>20473334
what if it was a person that would want to cuddle with you? :3c
discord.gg
/75ctpbM

I can't comprehend going to one over a soapland.

i want to go to a nip cuddle cafe and snuggle with a cute nip, and talk to her in horrible broken japanese and hug her, whilst she tries her best to not to laugh at me

>>20473241
a great opportunity for less fortunate men like most of us here, just like the handjob nurses for the disabled. extremely important but ridiculed by the west. a fucking disgrace that they don’t exist everywhere and men will die without knowing basic human joys.
But, for an average young adult like me:
>>20473355
this
>>20474324
and this

>>20473241
I would be uncomfortable paying for something that is a borderline sexual service. It would probably feel like an insult to my manhood. I would love to go to a maid cafe and flirt with the maids, but once it gets physical it's strange to do such a halfway thing for money.

>>20474367
>insult to my manhood
You worked for that money, you’re helping a girl make a living, and getting pleasure from it.
Sounds manly to me, but there’s a retarded stigma.

>>20474376
I don't care about the social stigma too much. I'd laugh it off if any of my friends heard about it. But paying a girl to just cuddle would make me feel bad about myself even if nobody else knew. I guess I could work to overcome this sense of shame, but it would probably be to my psychological detriment in the long run.

>>20474407
I totally agree about the cuddle cafe, but when you use the term “sexual service” I think about a bunch of other things too. It kinda makes no sense when prostitutes and soaplands exist. I use pillows and fumos for cuddling anyway so it would be a waste to me.

>>20473241
One of the many symptoms of a dying degenerate nation that sacrificed an entire generation or three for a momentary high during the 80's and sign of the Satori generation's plan to die alone and forgotten.

>>20473241
I was watching Forensic Files today and out of nowhere there was a segment about how Dr. Lee Helped nab a murderer who bought a Animu Daki and had a picture of his IRL mistress added to the face on the daki with the animu body. Anyway the narrator was like "AND HE WOULD CUDDLE WITH THIS WHILE HIS WIFE WAS DYING".

I could not stop laughing. It still hurts like I did over 9000 crunches and sit ups.

>>20474715
Life’s unfairness is what lead to this. You can’t say “deal with it, life isn’t fair” and then not expect there to be tons of degenerates because they’re going to try and compensate somehow.

>>20474345
>handjob nurses
M-more information?

>>20474804
>Life’s unfairness is what lead to this
This is far removed from natural unfairness that the universe is full of. It was an intentional process that made it get to this point, and the particulars like cuddle cafes or hikkis are byproducts even if unintended.

>>20474820
They’re a legit medical service in Japan. I saw a youtube video ages ago of some retarded guy getting jerked off. You don’t need it though because there are already prostitutes for people without disabilities.
I’m pretty sure they wear gloves too. It’s just for recognizing that everyone has a need for release. Some guys can’t even jerk themselves off, so it’s especially helpful for them. The west is so prudish we let people go LIFETIMES without a single orgasm. Pisses me off like nothing else.
>>20474858
This day and age there are more single men than ever. More aging virgins. More men that will die alone. The most attractive males have multiple women to themselves. It’s only natural that the ones left behind would seek fulfillment.
I’m a living example of it, I’ve had tons of chances to have sex but I’m so damn timid I never take them. I compensated with drugs and alcohol for a few years and gained a few paraphilias.
Our brains are wired to drive us nuts if we never find companionship, because from a biological perspective we are useless.

>>20474858
That being said, we are far from useless in other aspects and can live great lives without ever reproducing because other people (the ones who get laid) take care of keeping humanity alive.

>>20473334
Sometimes you just need someone to hold tight.
Of course it is money related. But think of it as paying for their time, and of course they enjoy it because it is work

>>20475213
>of course they enjoy it because it is work
Some of them don't have a choice.

>>20473334

sort of similar, I also don't like talking to idols at shows because I know they'd feel like they're forced to be nice, but of course the other spergs there love that shit

>>20475213
>of course they enjoy it because it is work
there's so many things wrong with this sentence it's hard to pick one to start with

>>20473241

It's fucking pathetic.

I can tell you, that woman will later go home to her gaijin boyfriend and get fucked like the cock hungry pig she is. The next day she cuddles with the virgin loser. What he doesn't know is her stretched out raw holes are overflowing and leaking alpha gaijin seed into her messy panties, and her face smells strongly of cum and gaijin cock. That pathetic weed of a human is paying to cuddle next to her cum stained body. Later he goes home and pinches his toothpick dick dreaming of her.

/jp/ - Japan/General

>>20475413
She’s ugly, no shit she would marry a foreigner.
You’re totally right about it being pathetic btw. Just get a hooker and cuddle with your daki/gay friend.

>>20473241
Next: legalized prostitution.

>>20474903
>>20474345
They do that in the west, they just keep it hush hush because someone will flip their shit about it being rape or abuse of some kind.

>>20475456
>gay friend
Speaking of, is VR skinship popular in Japan? It's strange how it seems to be a Western phenomenon despite the avatars that are either inspired by or just copied from Japanese media.

>>20475575
>VR skinship
As genius of an idea as that is, I’d feel really sad neglecting the body of the person I’m having sex with. I’d rather my friend just dress like a girl.

>>20473241
I would totally work in one. I give really good hugs and my cuddling is top notch.

>>20478708
Are you a girl (male)?

>>20473241
I never understood the appeal of fake affection. I get annoyed by fake or forced enthusiasm alone.

>>20480761
No I'm a tranny.

>>20475643
well its the closest we'll ever get

i had my first hug in that game, if you can call it that and it felt good

>>20481411
>I never understood the appeal of fake affection.
For whatever reason 'fake' affection from fictional characters >>> fake affection from real people who are acting.

>>20481411
there's more fake affection in real life than in the fictional, my dear anon

>>20481497
I thought you meant having sex with someone while the VR set was on to make it seem like you're fucking a virtual girl.
And don't say "we." I've already kissed a girl before. I've actually touched a vagina too. I still have hope that it'll happen again.

>>20481536
will you promptly leave this board

>>20481539
Fuck off. I've never put my dick in anything but my hand and a few common household items.

>>20475213
Anon, listen. I've seen some shit, but you?
You're a loser.

From now on, you will be referred to as Loser.

>>20481582
i see nothing but losers on this board, and it is good

why are you here

>>20481589
Not everyone here is NEET. If you can sustain your own life without help from anyone else then you're far from a loser because it means you are of sufficient value to society.

>>20475456
I wish I could cuddle with a cute cosplaying /jp/sie
no homo though

>>20481592
If it is without help from anyone else you are not part of any society.

>>20481626
I worded it wrong. What I mean is continued support from your family/friends/roommates.

/jp/ - Pathetic Shit and Depressed NEETs

You motivate me /jp/. You really do.
I don't wanna be like you.

>>20481635
>continued support from your family/friends/roommates.
Literally a NEET

>>20481656
hahaha

pools closed

>>20481656
Hey faggot, I may be depressed and pathetic but I'm not a NEET.
>>20481667
Do you even know what NEET stands for? Tons of people work many hours a week and still can't afford to live without extra help. They can still be called losers though because they're doing entry level shit that even a retard can do.
Unless you're the manager of a store or something for like $14/hr, then you're just a cuck.

unrelated but how much do you think it would cost to get some japanese woman with soft feet to step on my back to massage it

>>20481699
>Do you even know what NEET stands for?
Yeah.
What you gonna do about it.

>>20481703
I'd have to guess google would have the fucking answer.
>>20481762
So if you're in Employment, Education or Training you're still a NEET if you have a roommate? Why are you bullying me anon?

>>20481777
Sorry.

That's a bridge too far, my dude.

why not just hire a hooker

>>20481827
It's okay. As usual, sorry for sperging out...
>>20481987
I've been trying to figure that out since OP made this thread 31 hours ago. You can simulate cuddling with soft plushy things, especially if you talk to them like a crazy person like me.

I saw this thread when it was first made but I never really stopped and looked at the picture. Now I feel like crying.

>>20481987
Because Anons report back and they all say they regret the action.
Not to mention how one of them hired a tranny and got tested positive for an STD. To add insult to injury, some if not most are ridden with the same diseases and you risk jailtime.
The whole ordeal is not worth going to jail for, all so you can just not become a Wizard. Just not worth it Anon.

>>20482027
1. condoms
2. dont just grab a streetwalker cause it could be a sting
Still not worth the minuscule risk, but a lot better than rawdogging some girl in a miniskirt you saw near the travel inn.

>>20482079
3.It is still possible for number one as dumb as it sounds.
>a lot better than rawdogging some girl in a miniskirt you saw near the travel inn.
Explain.

>>20482114
Other than the obvious**

Kuso fucking thread.

>>20482114
It doesn’t sound dumb, that’s why I said the risk is still there. I wouldn’t fuck a hooker with two condoms on.
As for the random girl thing, I was thinking some asian massage parlor would be safer than a whore walking the streets. An escort that you called beforehand could be safer than a woman you meet on a sidewalk.
Still risky as fuck though.

>>20473241
He isn't even looking at her. Is she paying him?

>>20482520
Damn.
You're right. The tables have turned..!

>not coming here to find some cuddles
baka
discord.gg/75ctpbM

>>20483087
Piece of trash.
Fuck off and die.

>>20483103
:3

>>20483087
Who are you quoting?

>>20473241
I've lived in Japan for 14 years and not once seen a single cuddle cafe ever. Soaplands, love hotels, ear cleaning maids, even blowjob parlors, but not a single cuddle cafe.

>>20480761
n-no

>>20475413
Couldn't stop laughing picturing this. You sound salty tho.

Yikes.

>>20475213
>Sometimes you just need someone to hold tight.
I detect a weakness in your mentality, you will proceed to correct this flaw.

First of all, unhygienic.

>>20490604
Weak people are allowed to live nowadays.
Why did people become so weak?

The most pathetic thread I have ever seen.

>>20496625
Excuse you, normalfag.

>>20490604
>>20493550
People need to be able to hold onto something to live.

In the old days, people got by on pride, which filled them with purpose, but now that pride is dead people must fill the void with all sorts of other things. Like playing unreasonable amounts of money for human contact. God bless modernity.

>>20473241
the absolute worst
even worse than handholding or kissing

8 billion people on Earth, and you have to pay for human contact.
What a pathetic species we belong to.

>>20473241
This would be the most uncomfortable and awkward thing to do, even when I went to a maid café I just felt awkward all the time.

>>20499979
You must have autism

>>20473241
can you spoon and grope?

>>20481589
>why are you here
To browse the onahole and jav threads with my gf of course.

>>20482132
it's not mmmkay?

>>20502162
You'd have to have autism to even consider paying for cuddles when you can easily fuck a prostitute for the same price.

>>20506644
Physical intimacy while avoiding any chance of contracting STDs or enduring fake moaning for an hour.
Sounds like a good deal to me. You can have my share of infections if you want.

>>20473241
If it's called a cuddling cafe, why aren't those two cuddling?

>>20506644
>>20506928
One of my most controversial opinions is that many would pay to use an actual hugbox if it were in the shape of a cute girl.

>>20506987
Japs are too autistic

>>20474324
I thought gaijin were nearly universally barred from soaplands because the average foreign tourist would have the wrong expectations about the service provided...

>>20496625
>>20499150
pathetic pathetic pathetic.
i swear this has become the favorite word of normalfags.
and they don't even know what it means.
I'M FUCKING HAPPY DAMMIT DON'T PITY ME YOU FOOL!

>>20507947
Imagine a HITMAN level where your target is an autist and you can eliminate them by tampering with their hugbox.

>>20511332
Hardcore insults to a woman come down to "you're unattractive"; hardcore insults to a man come down to "you're weak". "Pathetic", "beta", "loser", etc. are just more ways to call a man weak without sounding weak yourself. Insecure normalfags throw these insults around because it raises their self-perceived status in their heads.

>>20511351
chuckled
>>20511583
even i know there's a point where that status stops rising, and it eventually crashes when they realize what they've been doing.

>>20511291
I wouldnt be even mad if all I got in a soapland was a cute girl rubbing my back.

>>20473241
I would touch her all over to be honest

since I'm a blonde gaijin she will probably enjoy it enough to allow it again next time

>>20473241
Pointless.

>>20520647
Isnt touching the girls a big no-no?
You probably will get kill by a yakuza afterwards.

>>20523439
How do you cuddle without touching the other person?

>>20473241
Dude I'm depressed, suicidal, have literally no future and shit but there is a level even I don't go below. This shit goes over the line flying on a 4wheeler at 200mph.

>>20473334
Pretty much this. Craving for a hug is more about having someone that wants to hug you than the hug itself. If I need to pay someone to hug me it will only make me feel even worst.

>>20473241
So I'm sure everyone here has seen the vice video talking about these and I'm wondering if anyone knows the cafe featured or at least a cafe where I can pay a girl to clean my ears. Cleaning my ears is quite honest my favourite feeling and do it pretty much daily so i would pay good money to have a cute do a good job.

>>20475456
Cute Japanese girls prefer foreigner too, you faggot.

>>20474858
Why would this have been an intentional process? Who would gain something from this

i would pay to cuddle with a giant rilakkuma

are there places you can pay to do things to woman's bare feet?

>>20533706
Your interactions with Jap exchange students don't count.

>job where all you do is lie down on a comfy mattress and hold people all day
I wish my life were that easy.

>>20534147
The intentional part is becoming a client state of the US with the promises of great prosperity should they stay under the umbrella. This worked out well from the mid 60s to early 80s where Japan got to be the China of the time.
Then the Plaza Accord happened and the Japanese went fucking insane like Sanae in a men's locker room, enjoying capitalism at its finest until 1991 when the other side of capitalism kicked them in the teeth. After that, everything was done to try to save face and secure themselves if they didn't commit suicide already, largely at the expense their children's and grandchildren's futures.
So now you got old men, who are holding onto whatever they could grab since the 90s collapse, killing any hopes of a future for those that came after them. The young know they have to pay for their parent's and grandparent's past extravagance, and they also know they could never afford it. So they largely gave up, and now we have the an entire generation or two who either resign to a mediocre life and enjoy the cuddle cafe every once and a while, decide to clock out become hikkis, or just kill themselves. A life of waiting for either death or for a glimmer of hope after the old people die if there's anything left.

>>20533706
You autists really overrate how desirable you are. Your exotic foreigner bonus only works when you are an 8+. So as long as you don't look like channing tatum you're fucked because that's the whitey image the international media pushes. Against some Kpop looking asian dude you guys will have to keep fucking your pillows.

>>20539053
>8+
>channing tatum
What do these mean?

>>20473241
I wish they existed in my country

>>20475575
VRChat has a large and growing Japanese community.

>>20539053
Westerners' attractiveness (and male attractiveness in general) isn't primarily about their looks.

>>20474715
This