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20362206 No.20362206 [Reply] [Original]

This is my cute dog Momiji.
She's a good girl.

>> No.20362208
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>>20362206

>> No.20362210
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>>20362206
Your dog bite me.

>> No.20362212

Reddit: The Touhou.

>> No.20362274
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no not dog no no dog no not

>> No.20364424
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I made her my wife so you can't take momi as your pet.

>> No.20368226
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>>20362206
I'm am sorry anon, but your dog have known to attack people and need to be put down.

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>>20362210
>>20368226
No.
Get out of this thread.

>> No.20368947
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I imagine the awoo's feet, after a long day of playing in the grass barefoot, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of a stink so foul it can make plants wilt and birds fall from the sky just by spreading her toes! Imagine seeing the awoo dip her feet in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish!

Awoo's big, pale, smelly, feet!

>> No.20368956
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Wolf!

>> No.20368962

>>20368226

Delet

>> No.20369068

>>20368947
Get new material.

>> No.20369075
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>>20369068
feetfags cannot come up with their own pastas. The odor must have rotted their brains by now.

>> No.20369209

>>20362206

That red eyeliner makes my dick go crazy.

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>>20369209
Don't say such things in front of her please.

>> No.20372935

>>20372520

Fine, I bet Ran would take the compliment.

>> No.20373042

>>20372935
Ran wouldn't have let her high noon time an hero, that's what the fox says!!!!!!

>> No.20374770
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Do not bully the Momiji.

>> No.20374971
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>>20374770
Yeah, Momiji is a good girl and she deserves a treat.

>> No.20374996

>>20374971
This picture makes no sense. She's not an actual dog. What the fuck, Gaoo?

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>>20374996
Wolves are just big stray dogs.
And chocolate is as dangerous to wolves as it is to dogs.

>> No.20375043

>>20375037
Toxicity based on weight, yes.

>> No.20376604

>>20374971
Stop!

>> No.20377460

>>20362212
that is not possible for she has already been married to me!

>> No.20377814

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72011641

>> No.20378067

>>20362206
MAGA Kek girl

>> No.20380406

>>20362206
What type of person would she fall in love in?

>> No.20380418
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>> No.20380419

>>20380406
Well, I don't know much about CALIFORNIANS...

>> No.20380454

>>20380419
Same

>> No.20380554

>>20380419
I don't understand

>> No.20384515
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Why is my wife giving me this look?

>> No.20384616

>>20384515
She did something wrong, that she knew was wrong, and is hoping you're not going to notice.

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>> No.20387649

>>20368226
If only we cold do this to stupid people and people who shouldn't be allowed to live.
Some people are simply alive just because it is illegal to put them down.
Some damn shirt worn by possibly a former janny from the early shitpost era

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>>20374971
No, I deserve a treat.

>> No.20392967

>>20386896
best doggo

>> No.20392981

>>20388554
Anon, I don't think your gif is appropriate for a blue board.

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Does Momiji ever get jealous of her feathered friend's popularity?

>> No.20393038

>>20386896
Momiji notices your bulge!

>> No.20393050

>>20393038
Does that make her happy or just grossed out?

>> No.20393518

>>20369075
You say that with the implication that either
1. footfags had a brain to begin with
or
2. their brains weren't already rotted from the beginning

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>>20393518
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand feet.

>> No.20393559

>>20393526
An even higher one to lynch normalfags who use that saying.

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>>20393559
you have to appreciate every inch of the toe hoe.

>> No.20395601

>>20369209
Good tastes.

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>>20393564
Toehoes are the best hoes.

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>>20362206
smelly dog

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>>20399330
>>20399508
don't forget the feet

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