/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20384097
I'll take one copy please.

Aya have two threads!
>>20386234

>>20384097
Cute outfit!

Cute bird

>>20387115
Scheiße, seems like the press went wild and printed a few copies too many! Leave it to none other but the best and the cutest, fastest girl on town.

>>20384097
smell like some hot steamy alternative facts to me

I didn't subscribe to this.

>>20390626
Aya writes no fake news, you alternative facts provider!
Side note that it's funny that most of the articles in her Alt Facts book aren't at all fake, just a bit lavishly written. And all of this because she was trying her hand at copying worst girl Hatate, so blame her instead!

>>20390698
A little special needs of you today.

>>20390637
This issue's free. There's certain news that you just have to know, after all.

>>20390698
While that's certainly true of her regular stuff, I can't agree that it is of AFiEU. Come on, anon, even Aya herself admitted that she really fucked that one up.

>>20391190
>even Aya herself admitted that she really fucked that one up.
I know, I know, but the point here is that, as tabloid'ish and exaggerated as it was, she didn't straight up make up most of the stuff in there, which is a lot more than can be said about modern """journalism""".
That said, I much prefer the Symposium and the BAiJR articles, yeah.

>>20384097
She truly is.

>>20392450
What are you, gay?

>>20392455
There's also pic related if one is looking for something more cute and vanilla. Strange, though, how this was made by the same dude who made one of the most cynical and dark Aya doujin out there.

>>20392888
Can't think of any book that ends with a dead rapist and rescued victim as especially dark.

>>20392924
You have a point, but the process of how we get there is another story. Mindbreak ain't fun, y'know.

Tokyo ghoul is the best

>>20392939
Hot scoop for the hottest newspaper, anon seems to be lost and somehow ended in best girl's best thread! The drawthread is that way >>20326340 , m8.

>>20392937
Half-agreed. Mind break is irredeemable trash, the process leading up to it...less so.

>>20392988
Rape? True enough. But to rape or be raped, that is the true question here...

>>20393109
Is there really such a question? I don't think there is.

Truth? Have you EVER done that?

>>20393184
Yeah.

>>20393131
You know what they say, it ain't rape if you want it.
>>20393184
Hecatia go away, your hat is a fucking bowling ball.

>>20384097
Some anon just got laid out by a fairy
talk about weak

>>20393402
All you do is choose the truth that's most beneficial for you and try to dye the world in that color!

>>20393715
Sounds to me like next week's headline will be "Bowling ball makes some wild accusations", then!

>>20393794
Shut your cloaca! You don't stand a chance against lady Hecatia.

>>20393871
My clo-WHAT ? That's it, I'll ask Yukari to ban bowling balls from Gensokyo. The article's still going up though.

/jp/ just got autistic

RPing is bad.

>>20393931
Sorry, it's 5AM and I'm drunk. I should be asleep, I got finals tomorrow. I won't though, Sun's already up.

>>20393938
thanks for the blog
keep me updated

So how the fuck does one even get a camera and film in Gensokyo ? A camera you can DIY, film, not so much. Guess it's just magic ?

>>20393905

/jp/ just got awesome!

>>20394101
It's kappa tech, I don't gotta explain shit.

>>20394367
Gatling camera ... sounds like a great way to get motion blur, honestly, but I would've apreciated that in DS.

Extra! Extra! Aya spent too much time funposting at work and now her thread is dead!

>>20398666
But this thread is alive and she still have the other thread >>20386234, she fine anon.

>>20398871
Oh, that thread's alive ? I just ignored it because it was like 5 hours older and last time I saw it, it was 8 pages behind this one.

And it's not Christmas yet dammit, someone really jumped the gun.

>>20398871
Duplicate threads are the devil. Use the god damn catalog you jackasses.

>>20399026
What this anon said. Were it by a 5 minute difference, it'd be forgivable, but that's not the case. Alas, best course of action here is to just save that thread until the 25th.

Would Aya be annoyed if I neglected her in favor of writing bullshit? I hope not, because that's exactly what's happened today.

>>20399883
I dunno man, neglect play is no joking matter.

>>20399914
If we were together, there'd be days where she'd just blow me off completely and get into a writing frenzy for the duration. This is completely fair.

>>20399920
That doesn't imply neglect, if she stays in her room for a whole week writing, someone's gotta run the house. Food ain't gonna cook itself, and that room certainly isn't cleaning itself.

Aya spreads false rumours!

>>20399956
Also her "hat" is dumb and very uncute

>>20399999
A person like you doesn't deserve those digits, outta this thread, shit taste anon.
>>20399956
Accomplices will be shown the door, too.

Aya fucks her sources.

>>20399999
To bad, anon. If you'd put a name in that post you might have something.

>>20400149
No, the only person Aya fucks is her beloved boyfriend

>>20400155
Based dubs

>>20401458
MomiMomi is not a boy!!!

>>20401469
Based on what?

Say, /jp/, just how did Aya get into this situation ?

>>20405826
Just like the last time, a lot of people hear that Aya is spending rumor about them so they all come together to beat her again.

>>20405841
Ironic, how those accused of fake news are often being targeted with fake news themselves.

Unrelated, the same pic in my computer has Wick capitalized in the filename, and the file shows as 1KB smaller. Go figure.

I don't know why but I feel like Aya get attack quite often, I hope she have someone could help her and make sure she is care for.

>>20405866
I'm pretty good with a shotgun, and I'm autistic enough to train kendo. Does a bodyguard work as well as being an emotional pillow ?

>>20405893
Yeah that sound good, but what Aya need more is someone who always believe in her and to give shoulder to cry on when life get hard, be her rock anon, I am sure she will love that the most. and don't forget to be good with medical stuff that will come in handy

>>20405906
Huh, guess it's just as I said in the last thread, even the fastest and strongest hit the dumpster sometimes. You know what they say, your cool SR-71 still isn't fast enough to run away from depression.
>don't forget to be good with medical stuff
Am working on it, first aid classes are actually real useful shit.

>>20401458
Is that what she tells you?

>>20408132
Why search for other dicks when you have a dose of it 24/7 at home?

>>20410805
She’s making lotsa spaghetti

A strange bird comes up to you in the middle of your daily routine. It seems to be demanding an interview. What do you tell to the bird ?

>>20412838
Becky, lemme smash

>>20412838
Tell her that she is asking the wrong person for an interview, cause I am boring as fuck.

>>20412838
A bird? Where? I only see a perfectly ordinary and non-mystical human.
Agree nonetheless, though. If only to see whatever she could want to talk about with little old me.

>>20414183
>A bird? Where? I only see a perfectly ordinary and non-mystical human.
I dunno man, looks like a bird to me.

Put your elbow up tight, take a step with your right, tilt your head to the side, smile real real wide.

So what does Aya do when she's not, you know, doing Aya stuff like taking pictures, writing and selling papers ?

>>20419247

>>20419247
Sex! Lots of it!!

>>20419793
With her boyfriend

>>20419793
With Hatate!

>>20420538
With her boyfriend Boi Momiji!

>>20416727
As a photographer, Aya hates chromatic aberration. It's very rude to color her picture like that.

>>20420720
I couldn't agree more

>>20420744
>Aya hates chromatic aberration
I see she is a girl of culture as well. Gamedevs and photographers who do it on purpose need to be stoned and have their goods confiscated.

Aya is the prettiest! Her background is also the prettiest! Coincidence ? I think not.

>>20415719
That's not a crow. Not Aya. Cute tiny Aya things, though.

>>20422533
Best theme, too.

aya is my girlfriend and we both love each other very much!!

Aya is for mating press or cowgirl?

>>20424033
For gentle loving and handholding, you sick fuck.

>>20393900
She still answers to that one Anon. Apparently he has a friend that calls him every fucking hour to go bowling so it'll probably happen.

I could do with some chicken

>>20430579
We sure could do with less cripples though.

>>20431906
nice projection

>>20393184
>>20393715
>>20393871
>>20430579
>>20433288
What's with all these outsiders coming here to shittalk our girl ? Shush, you people.

>>20433476
Ayaya's accustomed to being disliked, so it's fine.

>>20433794
k-keep going

>Aya chuckled
>"You mean the chaos emeralds"

>>20435075
Who are you quoting?

>>20433702
She shouldn't just get used to it because I just so happen not to dislike her!

>>20384097
Semen crow

>>20436036
Yeah well most people don't, so it's fine.

>>20424033
>>20426291
She is for all 3

AYASS!

What would you cook for Aya during a dinner date ? I wonder if she'd have any qualms about eating bird.

>>20442171
Chicken soup

Extra, extra! Aya sucks!

>>20443393
t.Hatate

>>20442171
Something like mashed potatoes as dish with lots of salad and stufed turkey so i can stuff her later

>>20443393
Hey, hey, at least she actually has to go outside and work hard to get material, unlike that smelly NEET Hatate.

>>20442171
I can't cook, but burgs. Has Aya ever had a burger? Those were probably after her time in the outside.

>>20447468
Yeah, youkai kinda don't know about modern food

>>20447468
>>20447619
C'mon people, Aya's pretty well versed in modern western culture, presumably. I mean, she knows enough to actually own modern cameras, and she knows newspapers and even magazines. And all her attires are somewhat modern and westernized : her original has a dress shirt and a ribbon tie, and her FS outfit even has her wearing newsboy clothes. That's a very late XIX to early XX century London and NYC thing, it'd be pretty weird if she had contact with those but not hamburgers.

That said, I'm not sure she'd be the biggest fan.

>>20442171
Since I ward tengu, it would be best to cook her instead.

>>20448543
cute

Aya pulls off twintails better than Hatate!

This is a crow. It is not afraid of scarecrows. Aya is fearless!

>>20454209
I don't think even normal crows are scared of scarecrows for long.

>>20454239
Not quite, for some birds like ducks it'll work wonders, but for crows, the effect usually goes away within days. It does, naturally, become suspicious that there's always some dude wearing old rags standing in the same place every single day without moving.

I've actually seen a crow sitting on the hat of a scarecrow once, it was cute.

Morning, morning, fellow Ayafags. It is 4 days before Christmas, you people have not forgotten her present, have you ?

>>20390698

>>20456860
I forgot it was even Christmas soon.

>>20456860
A laser printer, some oven turkey and some good old' in-and-out for the night

>>20459274
A laser printer ? That's a weird present, Aya apreciates only printing presses.

>>20462485
I'm pretty sure she will appreciate something that will make her work easier

>>20384097
pic sauce?

Sorry I'm spending so much time away, Aya. In a pretty nasty way lately, and would really rather not share it with you. Well, that's a lie, part of me does, but the greater part knows better.

>>20469172
C'mon dude, you should be able to recognise FS on the bat of an eye. Or is OP's pic actually doujin, just with uncanny resemblance to canon material ?

How well can Ayaya cook?

>>20476143
I'd imagine Aya is pretty good at it, a thousand years+ is more than enough time to learn how to properly skin, butcher and cook just about anything that moves. Can't imagine she has much time for any of it though, I can definitely see her as the kind of girl you'd find in the local food stand or ramen parlor after a long night.

>>20476143
Care to find out? Please say yes.

>>20476377
I say yes, what does she prepare ?

>>20402749
on a true story

>>20476377
Hai.
The kitchen is yours Aya.

>>20393905
What was /jp/ before?

>>20481653
/jp/.

>>20481653
jalapeno general

I just found out about Shanghai.exe. Cheer me up, Ayafriends, please.

>>20482462
Shanghai EXE, you mean that Megaman/Touhou crossover ? What of it ? What's so depressing about it that one needs cheering over ? Tell me so that cheerings may be given.

>>20482918
It's dead, Jim.

>>20482935
Oh, development halted indefinitely ? Well, not like I was following it anyways, but that's sad to hear. Well, look on the bright side, the devs could always pick it up in the next blue moon, and there will surely still be many more good fangames coming out in the future.

>>20483012
Not with a C&D order, and none as good as this.

>>20483038
A cease and desist ? Who from, Capcom themselves ? I thought only Jewtendo pulled shenanigans like this. I just read some article and it said there was no official reason for the cancelation yet, anyways. Then again, the article is 6 days old.
https://www.therockmanexezone.com/general/2018/12/19/shanghai-exe-genso-network-development-cancelled/
>Koki has not shared the reason for the game’s cancellation at this point.
>it’s always possible that disagreements over rights or funding led to the game’s untimely end. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like we’ll be able to confirm the reasons for the time being.

>>20483082
You don't know Capcom very well.

>>20483038
>>20390626

>>20483089
Not really, no. Most of my experience with Capcom comes from playing copious amounts of Monster Hunter games, and I guess emulating most of Battle Network when I was a kid. The MonHun team has done very few big blunders and I don't think they've even tried to take down the Hunsterverse (A PPSSPP online hub) so I've always viewed Capcom as an "okay"ish company.
Do tell me, what's their past history when it comes to jewish schemes like this ?

>>20483123
There's not much to tell. Games hyped up and marketed and then abruptly canceled. Lotta dead series. Totally out of touch with what people actually want to play. And of course, lots of stuff like this.

Merry Christmas, Ayathread! I hope you're all enjoying your holidays, be it outside or inside your respective autism dens. Don't forget to post your Christmas Ayas.

Merry christmas fellow Ayabros

Merry Christmas, Ayayas.

>>20486308
>filename
Careful, anon.

>>20486651
>Careful, anon.
Why is that ? Santa IS the second fastest, because Aya's the fastest in Gensokyo!

>>20486750
i just got up and cant read shut up

>>20486750
Aya > Remilia > Santa
Including time hax: Sakuya > Youmu > Aya > Remilia > Santa

>>20486954
Don't underestimate tengu, anon.
Youmu? Seriously?

>>20487011
Thousands of yards in a single swing?
That's already a feat.

>>20487588
She's quick, no doubt, but not quick enough. Youmu zips across the screen in a flash, true, but Aya does that multiple times a second.

>>20486777
Oh anon, I recognise that artist from a mile, you shouldn't be signaling out that you consume the kind of content he produces. Guess I can't really claim innocence, though.
Apologies taken.

>>20487901
Pffft,why not? I've never been shy about it before.

>>20488314
>aya bondage31
>31
Oh gee, someone's not afraid to show it, I guess.

>>20488635
That is exactly what I said, yes.

>>20487588
It's all a matter of who can sustain it for longer, as >>20487642 pointed out. Youmu needs cooldown, Aya doesn't. Besides, didn't Akyuu actually mention figures for how fast tengu are, specially Aya ? I don't quite remember, but I could swear it actually hit Mach numbers.

On the subject of speed, and I do hate to pull this card, but do keep in mind that we've never seen Aya get serious. It's pretty safe to assume she can go faster than what we've seen.
Meanwhile Youmu gives it all she's got in every fight, bless her earnest heart. Can probably guess her top speed with what we've got.
Basically what I'm saying is that if the Youmu and Aya are on similar levels of speed from what we've seen, we can assume that Aya would easily be the faster one if she actually tries.

>>20489967
Understandable.
I doubt we'll see anything like anytime soon unless something happens.

>>20488314
Toss me the sauce please, my enlightened friend

>>20490610
Surely there couldn't be an anon, on /jp/, in the final days of 2018, that STILL doesn't know how to search images. Right? That would be absurd, right?

>>20490631
I do, but it didn't give me anything

>>20490718
Try harder. You CAN read, right?

>>20490610
>>20490718
Now now, if you do know how to use the word sauce, then surely you must be aware of that site. You know, THAT one. Sauceneo, Saucenoel or something ? Or maybe it was Saucenoa, Noa like pic related Noa ? Yeah, it's definitely Saucenoa.

>>20490882
Fuck
I guess I am retarded after all

>>20490882
You dunce. That's not how we do things on /jp/ for reasons I have long since forgotten. He needed to suffer and struggle a bit more.

>>20490939
Oh c'mon, I wasn't planning on directly spoonfeeding him but he'd have to figure out eventually and I wanted to give him the dunce cap before he did so by himself.

>>20490988
Oh, I know. You're not wrong.
It's too late tonight.

>>20493037
Why would Aya have big, round, fluffy and yellow chicks ? She's a crow, not a chicken dammit. Unless that artist was trying to imply that she'll eat those ...

>>20493687
I'm gonna eat you.

>>20493798
Do not eat eat the /jp/.

My wife Aya is the cutest thing in existence

>>20497125
Your wife is cute dude
I congratulate you on your success

>>20493687
Or Aya is just a nice girl