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20288581 No.20288581 [Reply] [Original]

See this face that is full of murderous rage? She is disappointed with you, /jp/.

>> No.20288606

But I made good progress in dark souls 3 today.

This is bullshit.

>> No.20288618

>>20288606
I'm playing Dark Souls II at the moment. Where are you up to in 3?

>> No.20288922

>>20288606
I hope you're not using miracles like a scrub.

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>>20288606
Yuukarin is hard to satisfy.

>> No.20289610

>>20288581
Who cares what some flower sniffing cunt thinks of them? Bitch can't even exist in reality. Go snort some more plant semen.

>> No.20289641

>>20289610
What a way to go!
Press S to spit on this pile of ash.

>> No.20292850

>>20288618
Profaned capital.

>> No.20292935

>>20288581
>She is disappointed with you, /jp/.
But why? ;_;

>> No.20293286

>>20288581
>See this face that is full of murderous rage? She is disappointed with you, /jp/.
This is incorrect. She knows I am a masochist, so she is pretending to be full of rage and disappointed with me because she knows it turns me on. I love my wife!

>> No.20293313

>>20293286
gap moe is the worst thing ever invented

>> No.20293332

I want to hug yuukarin hard

>> No.20293812

>>20292850
What build?

I'm a two-hander Bastard Sword.

>> No.20293891
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>>20293286
Hi there, me.

>> No.20293910

>>20293313
Why?

>> No.20296825
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Moest.

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>> No.20301018

>>20288581
No she isn't.

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>>20301018
She'd be proud if you support this thread for her sake far into 2019!

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>> No.20301733
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>> No.20305439

>>20301733
I want to be Yuukarin's human flowerpot.

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>>20302310
I already saw this on pixiv and now here. You better take responsibility because I'm saving it!

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>>20307077
You're welcome. J-just don't try to look up my Twitter, as there are degenerate lewds that will surely ruin the impression from this set!

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>>20305439

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She a kitty now.

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>> No.20322553

>>20301211
I will!

>> No.20324750
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>> No.20329832

>>20288581
YES
I deserve a punishment.

>> No.20331371
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Cremepie an mating press this kot?

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>> No.20335996
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>> No.20339309

It begins.

>> No.20339313

>>20339309
"it" begins.

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>> No.20342374

>>20335996
>>20342326
I love tiny Yuuka

>> No.20342744
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>>20288581
Yes, she's disappointed you have such low standards as to be looking at those ugly ass models of her!

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>>20342744
Say fucking what, my nigga? Even worse, attaching a pic like that to that post of yours...

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Yuuka scares me
Not even PC-98 limbo could contain her

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>> No.20354951

>>20342326

youkai moe

>> No.20357054
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>>20354951
The moest.

>> No.20359705

>>20335990
Aaaaaaahhhnnn~

>> No.20361427
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Stylish as always.

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>>20363000
Checked, hugged.

>> No.20366034 [DELETED] 
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You have one sentence to say to convince Yuuka to not sent your head flying

>> No.20366048

>>20366034
"Thank you"

>> No.20366049
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You have one sentence left to convince Yuuka not to send your head flying

>> No.20366064

>>20366049
I taste better when served whole.

>> No.20366112
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>>20366049
"I love you, let's marry and grow lots of flowers together!"

>>20363000
Checkhugged.

>> No.20368505

>>20366049
You are too kind.

>> No.20369980

>>20366049
Can I choke on your dick instead?

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>> No.20373173

>>20369980

Yuuka doesn't have a dick. Maybe she'll rip off yours in response.

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>>20373173
She won't even touch that disgusting little thing.
She'll just incinerate.

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>> No.20375771

>>20373173
I am pretty sure mine does

>> No.20376244

>>20374241
As long as she does it while taunting me for my weakness.

>> No.20378536
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Terrifying.

>> No.20378689

>>20366049
Go ahead, I'm not bothered.

>> No.20378722
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>>20342374
Big Yuuka

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>>20378722
I don't like that image very much.

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>>20359705

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>>20383600

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>>20383684

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>>20383740

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>>20383764

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>>20383785

>> No.20383830
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>>20383815

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>>20383830
She set a trap

>> No.20386641

>>20386443
Now I get why they called it a "venus" fly trap

>> No.20387592

>>20288581
I won't fail you again.

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>> No.20392986

>>20383600
Whoa

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>>20392986

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>>20387592
Oh, you won't. That's certain.

>> No.20394432

Cum flower.

>> No.20394742

>>20394432
Thanks, looking up the effects of cum and also incidentally menstual blood as plant fertilizer was interesting.

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>> No.20399773

I need a quick rundown on the YuuAya meme

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>>20399773
I think it was spread by some Twitter artists who like Yuukarin that have friends among the more popular artists who like Yuukarin.

>> No.20400691

>>20399773

There's at least one artist on twitter who does fairly well animated Yuuka Aya shorts

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>>20394310
>>20383600

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>>20401128
Why hide the place where it's swollen rather than letting Yuuka-neechan take care of it with her beautiful feet? Come on...

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>>20399773
They made their Windows debut in the same game, and Aya is the fastest while Yuuka is the slowest.
It must be love!

>> No.20405908

>>20403200
I wouldn't want to offend Yuukarin with it.

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>> No.20413336

>>20288581
But I took good care of my plants this year!

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>>20413336
Not good enough.

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>> No.20419193

>>20293286
Yes, this is it.

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>> No.20421775

>>20420058
Cute as always

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ThankYouka!

>> No.20428598

I made some good progress on that Model Kit I bought a while ago

Bullshit

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>>20428598
Have some cookies then.

>> No.20432331

>>20383684
Yuuka's teasing is better than anything.

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>> No.20440171

>>20434325
It's that look!

>> No.20443874

>>20440171
What look?

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>>20440171

I want Yuuka to stare at me!!

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>>20443889
And I want my wife to keep looking at me like this!

>> No.20446678

>>20443889
Any red blooded man would want the same.

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>> No.20453379

>>20288581
not in me

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>>20453379
What?
Sorry, I no understand.

>> No.20459128

>>20453379
Especially in you.

>> No.20461320
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Yuuka ga yattekita zo~

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>>20366049
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

>> No.20466460

>>20461477
Nice

>> No.20469575

>>20288581
that is in fact a face full of love

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My maid (wife) Yuuka is very clumsy!

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>>20474058
Hey there, me, it's time to go cuddle in bed with our wife. We shouldn't be up so late, it's gonna affect our health.

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>>20474116
Up late with my wife Yuuka!

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Hey, where's that guy who promised to scan and post this by the end of the year? I-it's not like I'm interested in it, it's just that I think you should keep your promises!

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>>20478515
>> You must be tired of all the walking, kitten. How about you rest your lovely butt on my face for a while?
>> Fufu, thank you~!
Quoting the dialogue that took place between us immediately thereafter.

>> No.20479056

>>20461320
Why are there so many of these?

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>>20479036

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>>20479743
Imagine the smell and all the sweat after a long summer walk..

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>> No.20480233

gonna draw more yuuka

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>>20480233
Oh? You too? Be sure to show it!

>> No.20480805

>>20480777
>You too?
explain

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>>20480805
No time to explain! Jump out the window!

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>>20480828
oh yeah this guy i see your stuff on pixiv time to time you superior drawing skills than mine

>> No.20480872

>>20480833
Oh, I remember you.
Well... your pic looks kinda cuter than before!

>>20480233
>>20480777
>>20480833
Nice digits, btw.

>> No.20481660
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>go to beach
>see this
What do you do, /jp/?

>> No.20482037

>>20481660
Genuflect

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Oh no Yuuka fell asleep and forgot to wipe off her facial cleanser.

>> No.20482078

>>20481660
turn around 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.20482107

>>20481660
Mount her like a dog in heat, with the full understanding that I'll be thoroughly torn apart afterwards.

Probably, at least.

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drew some yuuka finally

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So this is the Yuuka thread of the hour, right?

>> No.20483523

>>20482363
Of the year

>> No.20483642
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>>20481660
Apply lotion, considering that she has removed her top for me and is asking me that with her eyes. In the process I will make sure to thoroughly rub everything, planting my face deep into her sukebe rear and enjoying the bliss afterwards. Then we'd cuddle together and lay like that until evening when the heat goes down, play in the water, and go back to have a heated night, stopping on the road and hiding behind a tree to get some heart-throbbing kinky action!

>> No.20486006

>>20481660
Apply the oil to her while trying to hide my boner.

>> No.20486950

>>20481660

Ask her where can one buy Aniki oil.

>> No.20486987

>>20481660
Touch ass and titty

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Looks like Yuuka is on her way to hand out presents. You were good boys this year, /jp/?

>> No.20488841
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Oh no, it looks like Yuuka got stuck in a chimney! Will you help her out?

>> No.20489401

>>20488841
I would make sure to lift her up from behind so that I don't accidentally see up her skirt.

>> No.20490012

>>20488841
Push her down!

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>> No.20498228 [DELETED] 

>>20494545
Ppst more Yuukas!

>> No.20498467

>>20494545
I like this one.

>> No.20499768

>>20488835
I've been a naughty boy. What do I get?

>> No.20500112
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>>20499768
You don't get anything. In fact, you'll be robbed of one of your treasures: your virginity.

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>>20500112

>> No.20501508

>>20500112
All I want for Christmas is for Yuuka to kill me sexually.

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>>20501508
What about the good old "being pegged with a horse-sized strap-on without lube until you die of hemorrhagic shock due to massive anorectal bleeding" option? Sensual whispering into the ear and head patting (receiving end) included, of course, but you can exchange them for rough talk and ass slapping (receiving end as well).

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>>20501508
What about the good old "being pegged with a horse-sized strap-on without lube until you die of hemorrhagic shock due to massive anorectal bleeding" option? Sensual whispering into the ear and head patting (receiving end) included, of course, but you can exchange them for rough talk and ass slapping (receiving end as well).

>> No.20501859

>>20501817
Where are Eirin's magic drugs when you need them

>> No.20501949

>>20501859
Good question. I'd love to jump at that scneario if it weren't literally to death. I'm pretty M, but not deathwish levels.

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>>20501949
You're quite a lewd person, aren't you?

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>>20502817
Only for certain girls.

>> No.20503733

Plowing Yuuka's fields
Fertilizing them too

>> No.20504422
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>>20312135
I want yukarin to break me, What's wrong with me bros?

>> No.20504443

>>20504422
Nothing

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>>20504422
Okay, but what about Yuukarin?

>> No.20504981

>>20504693
I want to impregnate her

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>>20501817
Is there an option for extreme and violent hand holding?

>> No.20505883
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>>20505173
Yes, the "Knuckle Sandwiches" course allows you to hold hands with her for a short amount of time (up to 5 minutes) while she stares at you with disgust before she proceeds to beat your face into an unrecognizable pulp with one hand while still holding your hand with another, smiling more and more happily with each strike!

>> No.20506076

>>20505883
Is there an advanced course with finger locking?

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>>20506076
No, such extreme lewdness is exclusively for the person she loves (currently me). You may ask for a head bash or thigh strangling instead, but these "go-out-happy" options are quite pricey.

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>> No.20507101

>>20506462
>currently
So you are planning to break up with her in the future?

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>>20507101
I'm mortal. It's unlikely I will live long enough to become a youkai.
Having OCD doesn't help either. It makes one think nasty thoughts and do things they didn't want to do.

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