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Which Touhou Project character would you like to have sex with?

>> No.20355721
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>>20355696
Luna Child. She's very cute and sexy.

>> No.20355741
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>>20355696
Kaguya, i mean, dozens of guys really, really wanted to fuck her, and half a dozen of them were even willing to risk their lives for that, so i assume she's inhumanly sexy or something.

>> No.20355796

>>20355741
i want to be a NEET with kaguya and play vidya and watch anime all day

and mating press and creampie literally every 30 minute

>> No.20355823

>>20355741
Or maybe those guys where all a bunch of bums who just wanted to marry a girl from a rich family.

>> No.20355831

>>20355823
Wasn't she raised by an old couple in a tiny house (When she first came to Earth)?

>> No.20355878

>>20355831
Even so, she's a princess and she lives in a huge house full of people serving her. Marrying her will certainly result in an easy life free of work.

>> No.20355904

>>20355878
Yeah but i think that was all after the whole marriage requests thing.

>> No.20356285
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20356285

The Fortune teller

>> No.20356473

Either alice or yuyuko

>> No.20356600
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I want to use yuyuko's ample, ghostly mammaries for my own satisfaction!

>> No.20357477

>>20355721
But she's just a child!

>> No.20357742

Make kittens with Shou.

>> No.20357747
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>>20357742

>> No.20357771
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>>20355696
Shameimaru Aya.

>> No.20357775
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>> No.20357848
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>>20357775
good choice

>> No.20357853

I wanna fuck em all!

>> No.20357945
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>> No.20358242

>>20357775
I want to squish flan buns too

>> No.20358534

>>20357477
That only makes it hotter for me!

>> No.20358539
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>>20355741
junko > neet

>> No.20358578

>>20355696
Most of them, really, but only under the right circumstances. Under the wrong circumstances you'd end up dead or worse. "Youkai pickup artist" is one of the few hobbies with 100% mortality. Actually, that could be a fun 4koma strip: a ladies' man outsider somehow stumbles into Gensokyo, tries to be smooth with this or that 2hu, then terrible things happen.

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>> No.20361628

>>20355696
All of them but Junko.

>> No.20361999

>>20361628
Even the really dangerous ones like Yukari?

>> No.20362136
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>>20355696
Suika because she's really strong but also looks like a little girl!

>> No.20362148

>>20362136
reeks of alcohol though, unless you catch her fresh out of the rare bath and mating press her on the spot

>> No.20362183

>>20362136
Damn oni, seducing grown men with her sexy little body.

>> No.20362200
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>>20362148
>>20362183
Mating press this oni's sexy little girl body!

>> No.20362427

All of them except the hags (yukari, kanako, etc.)

>> No.20362435

>>20362427
What do you have against hags?

>> No.20362593

>>20362435
Menopause-ridden wombs

>> No.20362665
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Sanae. With no remorse.

>> No.20363093

>>20362593
Better than having to deal with smelly, chunky menstrual blood every month.

>> No.20363802
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I want Meiling to be my onee-san/wife!

>> No.20363893

>>20363093
Lolis dont bleed either

>> No.20364161
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>> No.20364179

Junko AND Udonge

>> No.20364222

"Which"?

>> No.20364355
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20364355

Imagine having sex with Okina
Everytime you fill her pussy with your semen she can just pour more energy into your backdoor and instantly making you erect again

>> No.20366332

Which 2hu would make for the best onee-san?

>> No.20366379
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>>20355696
Definitely Sakuya
>fit, if not really toned from her round the clock job
>has the days off
>probably uses her time stop to sleep/nap

>> No.20367242

>>20366332
Mommyzou Fuwafuwasuiwa.

>> No.20367267

>>20367242
Mamizou is more like the hot aunt you wanna bang

>> No.20368485

>>20367267
This.
That being said, I think Sanae or Kasen.

>> No.20368513
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>>20355696

>> No.20368531

>>20364355
Hot

>> No.20368546

>>20366379
I want to smell those shoes!

>> No.20369477
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Daiyousei is a good girl.

>> No.20369684

>>20363893
Little girls can still get periods.

Infact a lot get them younger than 12 now.

>> No.20370186
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20370186

The lewd booby wolf

>> No.20370469

>>20369684
If your little girl starts to bleed, donate her to your nearest fat faceless man and get a new, non-bleeding loli.

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>>20357945
i cant let person with best taste go unnoticed

>> No.20370939
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Gentle, sensual lovemaking with Patchouli.

>> No.20373377

>>20355696
Satori-chan

>> No.20374367

>>20370939
Phatchouli or canon Patch?

>> No.20374448

>>20374367
Same thing.

>> No.20374459

I want to take Mokou's virginity again and again.

>> No.20374591

>>20374459
Too bad Mokou isn’t a virgin.

>> No.20374731
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20374731

I want to have sex with Renko!

>> No.20375162

>>20374591
she's an eternal virgin

>> No.20376626

>>20374591
Hymen regenerates

>> No.20376665

>>20375162
>>20376626
She lost her virginity before becoming immortal.

>> No.20376723

>>20355696
This thread is terrible, fuck anyone who replied sincerely to this thread.

>> No.20376816

I apologise for making this >>20376723 post.

>> No.20378081

>>20358578
I once dreamed up a scenario where some huge guy exposed himself to Cirno, and she thought he was being attacked by a worm and froze it off.

>> No.20378095

>>20376665
That's not how it works.

>> No.20378119
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20378119

Any of these three. Not necessarily one at a time.

>> No.20378159
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20378159

the cutest

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>>20356285
>Sage
謾罵套裝 19ro
(Abuse terno ro, Abuse conjunto ro)

>> No.20378340

>>20369477
I want to molest this fairy!

>> No.20378366
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20378366

Prepare to be screamed at and threatened in Bolshevik using the royal We.
crois qu'il.<

>> No.20378466

Wriggle... but only if he's a cute boy.

>> No.20378479

I'd marry wakasagihime, and then do it with her love and consent!

>> No.20382012

>>20373377
This

>> No.20382474

A L L E
L
L
E

Yes, even Rinnosuke.

>> No.20382777

>>20382474
hey paizano, why the long face?

>> No.20382824
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>>20355696

Yuuka of course.

>> No.20386277

>>20355696
What's sex?

>> No.20386283

>>20355696
What’s Touhou Project?

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>> No.20387682

>>20357477
She looks like a loli but I assure you tha she is at minimum, 450 times the age of your family name.
Fucking immortality. The lucky litle Fairy gets to live a long endless life as NETs struggle to live to the next day. So unfair.

>> No.20387966

>>20387682
>NET's
NEETs

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