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Patchouli Knowledge needs psychological help.

>> No.20354012
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>>20353992

I love crazy eyes

>> No.20354663
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Eirin here.
What happened?

>> No.20354725

>>20353992
Just like it's perfectly normal for men to like lolis, it's also perfectly normal for women to like shotas.
If anything, Patche should be encouraged to follow her dreams and desires!

>> No.20354749

>>20354725

I want to be Patche's shota

I hope her magic can turn me back in time 15 years

>> No.20355425

Flandre wants to die

>> No.20357865

>>20354663
She hasn’t left the mansion in 5 years. Wouldn’t you agree being a shut in is a symptom of something very wrong with a person, Eirin Sensei?

>> No.20357883

>>20353992
Doesn't she like R&B and stuff?

>> No.20357927

>>20357883
Hip-Hop. My bad.

>> No.20357968

Patchouli used to get medication for her problems, but Remilia recently stopped subsidizing her medical bills so she could build a rocketship to the moon.

Don't worry! Rinnosuke says that there's this thing from the outside world called "crowdfunding" that can help people beg for money to pay for their medicine.

>> No.20357974

>>20357968
That reminds me, whatever happened to the anon who impersonated Reimu on Patreon?

>> No.20358100

>shotakon
The image was almost good as well

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>>20357865
She probably saw something very unpleasant which traumatized her.

Does she told you like delusions or told you something weird I mean signs of psychosis or depression?

>> No.20360520

>>20357974
Still very appropriately at $0.
https://www.patreon.com/Hakurei_Shrine

>> No.20361764

>>20354663
Doctor Eirin my weewee is swollen and it hurts a lot. Can you help me?

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>>20361764
Well that's a severe case of Balanitis we have here.
I'm sorry but I ran out of antibiotics so you have 2 options
Suffer more or I will cut of your penis for free.
What would you choose?

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>>20361764
Well that's a severe case of Balanitis we have here,
I have ran out of anti biotics so you have 2 options
Suffer until I make some or I will cut off your penis for free.

>> No.20367017

Damn shame

>> No.20367099

>>20353992
There's nothing wrong with enjoying studying Anon.
She doesn't need help because she doesn't have a problem.

>> No.20368939

>>20353992
Is Patchy doing drugs for "research" purpose again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0HPZg7F2f4&list=PL0xdoLBi9--pm7h5HILuor1lAIQRodIjS&index=8

>> No.20368980

>>20354663
What're you doing on jaybee, Eiren?

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>>20353992
Does she share her material?

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>>20353992
i need patchoulogical help

>> No.20372779
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>>20353992
I'll give you some psychological help, nerd.

>> No.20374899

>>20362030
There must be another solution!

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Nothing a good beating can't fix!

>> No.20376448

>>20362030
>>20360028
You're not even a real doctor

>> No.20376468

>>20376397
You're not supposed to beat your sex toys.

>> No.20378442

>>20369465
This anon speaks the truth.

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>>20369465
This please.

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Koakuma kunny

>> No.20379660

>>20378708
I would happily be Patche's chair.

>> No.20379733

>>20379660
Hope you have a strong back

>> No.20379752
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20379752

I want to help this librarian

>> No.20379788

Fatchouli smells like my grandma's urine stained bedwear

>> No.20380009

>>20353992
She needs medical help to lose some weight, she is a FATSO.
Patchy a fat fat fat fat cow!
Diabetus magician!

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>>20380009
oh, / thought she was an opportunistic murderer playing mind games and using the internet to retardedly force the uncertainty principle to the fore of her worldview to avoid any definitive feelings or thoughts of responsibility, but naughty teacher is better on reflection - too bad the anemic bulimic magicite maker doesn't like them whoever knows why. I know why. Do you want to know. Huh, do you my little tomato? I bet you don't.

>potatohead thread

>>20379752
what you want and what you tend to do are at odds so eat a hotdog bitch.

>> No.20383241
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I want to spend a cosy rainy day with Patche.

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