/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2030588
such a sad story ;_;

>>2030592
OH GOD. That IS tragic! ;_;

Idol isn't popular anymore, and is trying to sell one of her DVDs on the street.
The End.

REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST

Why won't she smiley ;_;

She lost a bet to hoop dog.

What is the story behind this picture?

>>2030603
Only some people on the first row are like that, if you notice.
Either that, or everyone in the aisle-seat has nothing at all.

>>2030603
Yeah, what IS the story behind that picture?

The story is pixels.

>>2030603
The fatty on the left doesn't seem to give a shit about the panty protest.

What is the story behind this picture?

>>2030591
>>2030597
>>2030592
<-----------------/b/ is that way

>>2030588
It's a shoop, op.

>>2030619
Oh, okay. So what, she wasn't really advertising that DVD?

>>2030616
Wtf?this image...
Everybody is staring.I don't like this.

>>2030616
This picture makes me feel bad. Like every time you accidently ripped one back when you were in school and everyone just kind of stared and you could feel the blood rushing to your face and you just kind of look at your desk but everyone knows what happened and they aren't going to just forget it.

>>2030616

"What are you fucking sandal-wearing slant mongrels looking at?"

What is the story be­hind this picture?

>>2030637
I have an embarrassing story. Does /jp/ want to hear it?

I'll assume you do. We were doing biology. They asked me to read about the vagina in front of everyone, including the line "tampons, penises and can rip the hymen" or something to that effect.

I was blushing like a beet-root, but only because I had to do it in front of the ladies. So, I tried to make it seem as if I was chuckling. But, it came out as nervous laughter. To which some bitch in the back row said "aww, leave him alone. he's obviously backward".

FUCK.


FUCK.


FUCK.

>>2030646
It's GO time!

>>2030616
It's like somebody just decided to pull down his pants and take a dump right there. For some reason, the girl in front finds this charming.

>>2030655
;__;

>>2030616
...Why do people keep posting my desktop background?

>>2030655
It's all right, man. We all go through that at some point.

After the first time, though, I've always done my 'in front of the class' reading in as close an approximation to the Discovery Channel voice as I can.

>>2030616
This pic hurts me.

What is the story behind this picture?

>>2030588
;_;

>>2030702
Oooh! Oooh!

Can somebody post that picture of the fat guy being beaten up by Japanese school girls in surgical masks next?

>>2030655
>"aww, leave him alone. he's obviously backward"
What does that mean?

>>2030702
Delicious Flat Chest.

>>2030603
Girl on the far right doesn't give a shit and is apparently doing her nails.

>>2030655
There are women in /jp/ RIGHT NOW, they are everywhere! YOU CANT FUCKING ESCAPE THEM!

>>2030712
"Backward", as in Forrest Gump backward.

The photos are all fucking doctored, you dimwits!

>>2030712
It means he's a special boy.

>>2030726
We already established no women on the internet, and especially not on /jp/.

>>2030726
The women on /jp/ aren't real women, just like we aren't real men. It has to do with context. Now stop trolling.

>>2030655
When we had to do this I was probably the only one in the whole class who wasn't snickering like a juvenile bitch. Of course, we were like thirteen but still, there comes a point in your life when the mere mention of words should stop being hilarious.

>>2030646
Who would you like, in order of preference?

Me:

1. = 4th choice
2. = 2nd choice
3. = 3rd choice
4. = 1 choice!!
5. = lol fatty

>>2030744
I remember everyone laughing during sex
education and the teacher starting to yell
at one specific guy.

Shit was hilarious to watch.

>>2030754
i'll take that hotty in the background, thanks

sex education begins at home with your sister for most young boys.

>>2030774
Assumed you have a sister at hand.

>>2030782
Most virgins (read: /jp/sies) never had a sister.

Sisters teach you how to deal with girls.

What is t­he story behind this picture?

>>2030744
I know, right? Hell, half of my bad reputation in high school probably came from when I took Health over the summer before my freshman year. We, of course, watched a miracle of life video, which was fairly graphic in all the ways it should have been. Amidst a chorus of 'Eeeeew' and 'groosss!', I banged my head against the table in disgust, turned around (I generally sat in front to improve my chances of not failing), and made a fairly loud claim about the idiocy and immaturity inherent in finding such things disgusting or funny in any way, or even surprising considering how every single one of them had almost certainly seen worse thanks to the magic of the internet.

A couple people laughed hesitantly, but a guy in the back nodded. That guy is still my best friend, too, and before you say anything, we haven't seriously talked about porn or anything similar since that day.

>>2030790
My sister had a testosterone problem that we only found out after her first year of college.

I never learned how to deal with girls that actually act like girls.

>>2030790
Fuck yeah, that's true. Never had a sister...

Wish I had, just so I wouldn't be such a fuck up.

>>2030790
Sisters teach you to hate women. I don't know what world you live in.

>>2030790
Because they have sex with you?

>>2030804
;_;

>>2030807
Exactly. So you never have them on a pedestal like most ronery virgins.

>>2030818
Isn't it, though? Everybody who's had a major part in my life has been or acted like a guy except my mom. So now, I can't get into any kind of relationship because all the girls I meet are too much like my mother.

>>2030807
That is the proper way to deal with women. Look at most married men, they hate their wives.

>>2030819
this

Sisters need to be put on a pedestal, not women.

>>2030849
Hope you realize that sisters can be both.

so what IS it like to have a sister?

>>2030790
Wrong on both counts.

What's he story behind this picture?

>>2030790

most people here arent even virgins, they are just joking.

>>2030875
I'M not. ;_;

>>2030874
Japanese are crazy?

>>2030875

Dunno about that. Why would you joke about that? I'm a virgin...

>>2030875
Are you sure?
Because I'm virgin.

>>2030874
vtechjustkickedin.jpg

What's the story behind this picture?

>>2030875
You're a funny guy, anon

>>2030950
What IS the story behind that picture?

>>2030950

Seems pretty self explanatory to me bro. Girls cleaning urinals. What else need to be said?

Be a 26 year old virgin.

Become expert on the ladies

>>2030968
But WHY are they cleaning urinals? I mean...

>>2030983
Because they're dirty

>>2030875 most people here arent even virgins, they are just joking.

>>2030984
Oh god, please don't post that guy. I can't stand to look at him

Cool pics, bros

>>2030986
No, I mean....why girls? Why school girls? I mean...awesome, but why them?!

>>2030996

Why not? I believe in Japan students clean the school...

>>2030996
It's Japan.

There is no reason for what they do.

>>2030774
I wish that were true. Unfortunately I don't remember that ever happening in my childhood.

>>2030995
Holy shit that cat has only half of its body

>>2030875
I'm a virgin.

>>2030616
Just don't go to Japan, everyone will constantly looking at you like in this pic because you are a Gaijin until you leave.

>>2030790
>Sisters teach you how to deal with girls.
Ahaha. What? Sisters are nothing like girls. Two different creatures.

What is the story behind this picture?

>>2031057
>japanese crazy painter.jpg

Mystery solved!

>Sisters teach you how to deal with girls.
ummm, no they dont

>>2031070
why not

>>2031086
because if you ask them to have sex with you they just freak out and never talk to you again

>>2031093
sounds like the average girl to me


;_;

>>2031086
Because you don't act the same way towards your sister as you do towards prospective romantic partners. Unless you had an incestuous relationship with your sister, treating other girls like your sister will never get you a girlfriend.

>>2031115
SAYS WHO?

>>2031093
been there ;_;

You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 100th grade, and my best friend threw a giant party because his parents were home for a couple days. What kind of party can a 100th grader throw, you know? So only about over 9000 people showed up. 6 dudes...8994 girls.

Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. These girls were freaks, but hot as hell. They would always have that seductive look on there face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at them. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 95, and really sexually inexperienced. These girls however, have fucked at least 20,000 different guys. From the moment they walked in the house, we could tell what they wanted.

Lost in their desire, they began to grind up on me. We made out for about 100 minutes, but these girls wanted more. They made me go into my room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.

Your situation quickly escalates. She is getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they are.You would join them, but then she waves at you to come over. Your dick is probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; It feels like its gonna explode. To your surprise, she grabs it and just sticks it in her mouth without warning. You have never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it isn't amazing.

Penis, sucked as it was, was ready to cum in seconds. Rick Astley didn't know what to do, so I asked him where I should blow my load. And at that moment, he said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."

SS ITT:

OP pic: Not a shoop. She's really hawking her DVD's on the street.

second pic is hoopdog, our hero.

third is "panty protest", girls were protesting a teacher who molested a student and didn't get fired.

fourth is new to me.

fifth is new too. I like the expression of horror on their faces, though.

sixth is hilarious. I like to think it's part of a neet retraining program.

seventh: No, a black person acting like a a Japanese is still a weeaboo. A Japanese acting like a black man is still a wigger.

>>2031159
>OP pic: Not a shoop. She's really hawking her DVD's on the street.

moar details, who is she? why was she driven to this?

>>2031143 We were all about 95

wat

>>2031143
Fuck, i read the whole thing too

>>2031206

Always read the end first, newfriend.

>>2031173
Is she really selling her own DVD?
If she is then she is Saori Goto. She made the voice for Chitose in Galaxy Angel.
I think this is part of that DVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5R2DNdhc4Q

>>2031173

An Idol that stops being an Idol. Japanese media used her up and cast her aside.

>>2031274

nope, it's a shop. we have stated this in the past 10000 threads about this OP pic.

>>2031274

>>Is she really selling her own DVD?

Yes, she's really selling her own DVD's. On the street. Like a huckster.

>>2031291
then what's that girl really doing on the street?

about the first pic I'm guessing that shes just a regular idol that was advertising her DVD, but got freaked out by the otakus at Akihabara. She probably made that face for just a sec, but the guy who took that pic is a genius for capturing that awesome second forever

>>2031311
Im guessing She's advertising something and someone shooped the Saori Goto DVD.
Shes not Saori Goto

>>2031331
It would be sad/funny if she were though...

>>2031291

OH bull-fucking-shit. Those arguments consisted of "The skin on her neck is darker than her face. Must be shoop!". Nobody else even -checked- the shadow gradient to see if the skin on her neck had the same tone as that of her face.

>>2031134
details.

>>2031331

Everyone knows Saori Goto only really exists on your TV.

>>2031343
..... Looks like /jp/ needs an inside man......


Detective Benson! I'm assigning you the job to lurk the shit out of 2chan...

Report back to me in 24 hours!

>>2031274

>>2031421
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>2031421
Compare both pictures.

LOOK AT HER SAD FACE ON THE RIGHT GOD DAMN
;_;

>>2031421
so tis true :(

It seems she's selling a DVD.

"Such a sad story ;_;" and "It's shopped, you morons!" are memes.

It's not shopped, it's not a sad story.

>>2031492
OP here.

WELL WHAT'S THE FUCKING STORY THEN?!

Jesus, this thread's been around long enough.

>>2030588
something that happens every day in akihabara.

>>2031512
OP: Thanks.

All I needed to know. I mean, jeez guys, it's been at least three hours.

>>2031508

It's a shop; this is our favorite picture to repost over and over and argue about.

If you want to learn more, then just keep your eyes peeled; this gets reposted every other day.

>>2031526
...

Fuck.

>>2031516
it's because all of the other faggets never before have been to japan.

Stop posing as me.

>>2031526
It's not a shop, which you would know if you actually analyzed the goddamn picture with skills that consist of experience with programs -besides- MSpaint, fagabilly.

>>2031526

Could you be any more of a faggot ZUN? Fuck's sake.

>>2031526
First time I agree with you.
I'm tired of this repost.
REPORTED

>>2031598
Well but it is a shop. I've seen the original.

>>2031730

Let me guess, original is efg, AMIRIGHT?

She is Saori Goto, a Seiyu.

>>2031619
What else to expect from a loser namefag ??

>>2031421
SO IT WAS REALLY HER!
brb fapping

Op pic is photoshopped. Repost is repost. Crazy gaijin try to make fun of Japan more than 9000 times. Goto Saori is famous seiyuu(voice Actoress). She works as seiyuu, but she is too shy to work in showbiz world. So some anon in Futaba(Toshiaki) make many photoshop pics of her like this.

>>2030807

Quoted For The Fucking Truth

>>2032213
>but she is too shy to work in showbiz world
her idol DVD actually exists

>>2032366
I don't know what do you want to say. The girl who stands in front of Akihabara station is some nameless idol. OP pic is changed her face and DVD and poster and price. Goto Saori is famous seiyuu, she has some radio programs, when she release new CD/DVD, she can tell/promote in her radio program. and Akihabara has many CD/DVD shops where many seiyuu can use for their promotions. She won't stand in front of Akihabara station like OP pic. If she stands like that, many people come to her and it will be some kind of panic.

>>2032427

You don't know how disposable your idols are in Akihabira, seeing as how you live in Hokkaido.

Go back to 2ch.

>>2032213
She did it wrong. Why do they always do it wrong?

>>2032520
Are you crazy gaijin? You really don't know Goto Saori. She is working as seiyuu, and she is too famous to stand in front of Akihabara station. FYI, it is prohibited to stand in front of Akihabara station for promotion of idols.

>>2032550
why retard gaijin can not understand photoshop pic? Are you really crazy like primitive man?

>>2032562
I read that it was a photoshopped image. It doesn't change the fact that it's wrong.

Vertical, not horizontal. Only emotards go horizontal.

OP is cute. Would hit it.

>>2032553

Are you crazy chibi? You really don't know reality. She was an idol who is now working as seiyuu, and she was too famous to stand in front of Akihabara station until the recession bit her in the ass. FYI, people gotta pay their bills.

It is a promotion of gaijin in Japan.

retard gaijin is retard

>>2032575

Naked man is Nipponese.

The gaijin is laughing.

>>2032594
O Really?

>>2032590

You really should back the fuck down before I arm the nukes.

What is the story behind this picture?

>>2032567
Recession?
This pic is older

>>2032594
LOL

>>2032603

Sure is /b/ in here.

So when some stupid gaijin want to insult Japan, they can not tell the color of skin from white pigs.

>>2032690

We can. We can. Don't you know the tones of your own skin color? White Americans acquire marble tones when they don't get enough sunlight. When Japanese don't get enough sunlight, they look American.

This is a promotion of Korean Christian.

This is a promotion of Korean voice actoress.

>>2032788
>>2032742

How can you tell the difference between Japanese azns and Korean azns?

>>2032838
Learn Korean flags and korean letters, hangul.

>>2032838

corean is beautiful master race, and japanese filthy monkey.

>>2032864
lolwhat? this is korean before korea became a colony of Japan. They look like they don't know bath or shower.

>>2032742
That's Presbyterian to you.

I like how whenever Japanese post on here, they always post racist stuff about Koreans as if we actually care.

Fuck off jap

>>2033020

This thread had nothing to do with coreans either.

Get these Coreans out of here!

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