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>> No.20315646

Bully the shorties!

>> No.20315647

>>20315646
But what if the shorties bully me?

>> No.20315648
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Give femdom ideas.

>> No.20315650
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I wonder if golems know jokes

>> No.20315651

>>20315645
Thicker than a bowl of snickers!

>> No.20315654

>>20315645
Wouldn't mind a Thiccbus of my own. That one seems nice and perky.

>> No.20315658

>>20315650
>What did the aranite say to the quartzite?
>You look like you've been under a lot of pressure!

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>>20315648

>> No.20315665

>>20315650
I want to give her a rubber pigeon so no matter how hard she tries to crush her hated enemy, she can't!

>> No.20315669

>>20315645
Dick the daughteru!

>> No.20315679

>>20315645
Pizza Party!

>> No.20315690 [SPOILER] 
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How would your favorite monster girl react to seeing a dick for the first time?
Pic related seems like a pretty universal reaction.

>> No.20315692

>>20315679
Pizza parties at Succubus Pizza must be quite the puberty-inducing experience for young boys.

>> No.20315700
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>>20315679
>>20315692
Pineapple? Seriously?

>> No.20315701

>>20315700
The larger your pizza box, the larger the jiggling fat cat butt.

>> No.20315755
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>> No.20315765

What kind of monster could most easily be teased for her age?

>> No.20315772

>>20315765
The one that tells away her age because of the tails, or a bapho

>> No.20315792
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20315792

Dragons are fun
We need more dragons

>> No.20315799

>>20315792
Dragon Commander of the 44th Legion!

>> No.20315803

>>20315648
Newly awoken and very hungry ancient wight queen completely draining you on the first night

>> No.20315807

>>20315765
Here's a better question

Should you bully a CC Monster Girl about her age or weight? Do you even dare if she's a powerful species?

>> No.20315811
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>>20315645

Credible journalism!

>> No.20315815

>>20315811
Is this the Mantis-x dude?

>> No.20315847

>>20315811
Gonna need both hands to pat these squirrels!

>> No.20315848
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Remind me what the Sabbath girls and the different Sabbath's do and specialize in again? I only remember Marune who leads the agricultural Sabbath and Greila who leads the medical Sabbath. But cannot for the love of God remember wat the other Sabbaths do.

Do refresh me as to what the other Sabbaths do again, especially the names of the Sabbath leaders as I cannot properly remember or spell their names due to how "Nipponese" sounding it is.

>> No.20315862

>>20315811
Being surrounded by increasingly smug squirrels would be problematic.

>> No.20315932
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Beep Bloop Blarp

>> No.20315933

>>20315690

your tiny worm wont raise any eyebrows if thats what you are thinking

>> No.20315941

What happens if you wish for a genie's freedom?

>> No.20315945

>>20315941
It literally says you dumbass, check the end of the last thread and read that shit

>> No.20315947
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Wonder and whimsy though.

>> No.20315954

>>20315933
>Implying a succubus wouldn't fawn over how cute anon's small dick is

>> No.20315955

>>20315941
Apparently MGE Genies aren't iron-clad bound to their lamps to begin with. The lamps just gather the surrounding mana to power the Genie and her magic.
>Their magic lamps are magic items gathering mana around to sustain existence of genies.
>After genies have a constant way to ingest more high-quality mana i.e. husband, they do not require magic lamps anymore, get free of binding of lamp and contracts, so they do not have to obey him and grant his wishes.
>Genies follow their desire while they get freedom; however, they love their husbands and grant wishes as their desire.
So if wished free they do as they please, but will stick with their husband if they have one. However, being husband to one will eventually "free" them whether wished for or not.

>> No.20315958

>>20315932
>>>/tg/

>> No.20315959
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>>20315945
This says nothing about the finder of the lamp specifically wishing for her freedom, it simply states that they would gain freedom eventually by fulfilling wishes.

That was also a prompt for more genie discussion, retard.

>> No.20315961

I want a completely professional, almost mechanical blowjob from my Anubis boss.

>> No.20315965

>>20315961
Whatever helps increase worker efficiency!

>> No.20315988

>>20315792
Less scales, more skin. I'd fight that dragon in order to touch and massage her as much as I could.

>> No.20315999

>>20315959
>Use genie to grant wish
>Wish for a monogamous marriage with a different monster girl than her
I wonder how she'd feel about being used like that.

I wouldn't have the heart to do that to her. It just popped in my head.

Proper course of action with a genie:
>Wish for tons of wealth
>Wish to be joined with her forever
>Every few years, wish for to get pregnant

>> No.20316015

>>20315999
See, the risky thing with wishes like that is that the monster genies are now under no obligation to actually grant the wish.
Basically she could tell you to piss off, or require so much sex that you’re bound to her anyway. Remember: “mean” disposition

>> No.20316020

>>20316015
Wish 1: don't be mean

>> No.20316023

>>20316020
>piss off

>> No.20316064

>>20315645
Do dragon zombies give birth to dragons or dragon zombies?

>> No.20316065

I would wish for a extendable tounge

>> No.20316069

>>20316064
I would assume more dragon zombies

>> No.20316084

Whats the best kind of story for you out side of day to day comfy?

>> No.20316093

>You rub a Genie's lamp fully expecting a short brown cutie to pop out
>Our comes a huge /fit/ mean green Genie
>She looks extremely pissed
What's your wish?

>> No.20316103

>>20316093
Wish for her to turn that frown upside down.

>> No.20316125
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Would dragons be concerned with you getting cold during the winter?

>> No.20316139

>>20316125
I think the primary concern is THEM getting cold.
Foolish reptiles.

>> No.20316144

>>20316139
Dude. Dragons have inner fire. They can't get cold.

>> No.20316149

Sticking my dick inside a fairy and never let her go for the whole day.

>> No.20316186

>>20316103
This has to be the silliest wish. One so stupid you're bound to get repeatedly raped until she gets pregnant for it to come true.

>> No.20316212

>>20316186
Well, atleast she didnt flipped his head to see her smile

>> No.20316213

>>20316149
Faeries are the best. Use 'em when you want to. Put 'em back in the bottle when done. Never have to be bothered by an obsessed attention craving whore... The ultimate in convenience.

>> No.20316216

>>20316186
Everyone deserves some chance at happiness. Maybe she just needs someone to vent her frustrations on? Bullies are just people who don't have someone to turn to, which would explain genies always being mean. They're just lonely.

If you ever find a genie lamp, just ask her if she wants a home that isn't the lamp. Grant their wishes instead and they won't be so mean anymore.

>> No.20316225

>>20316216
>Everyone deserves some chance at happiness
I don't.

>> No.20316246
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>>20316225
You'd be surprised. To deprive someone of all joy would create a real monster, and you're no monster anon.

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Still want to see the fallen bible

>> No.20316285
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>>20316271
Speaking of religion, what the hell does the cross even stand for in the order?

>> No.20316288

>>20316271
Ezekiel 23:20

>> No.20316296

>>20316285
Spine and arms?

>> No.20316326

i want an owl to bully my penis with her beautiful eyes

>> No.20316349

>>20315848
Ropurotto leads the sabbath of beastmen lolis to enjoy the wild life

>> No.20316364

>>20315811
Damn smug rats, they're too cute.
>>20315815
Nah, they're VR chat rigs. Mantis-x is easy to recognise because of the way he does eyes.
Kinda wish he would do a baphomet or dormouse video.

>> No.20316399

>>20316349
Are we sure it's Ropurotto and not Loprott?
KC is fond of cute names and Loprott sounds much cuter.

>> No.20316429

>>20315650
> "Ore wa-x"

>> No.20316437

>>20315999
>I wonder how she'd feel about being used like that
She would just give you a big "No"

>> No.20316439

>>20316246
>and you're no monster anon
You don't know that.

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>OP image isn't pic related

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Plant Idol!
technically an alien

>> No.20316456

>>20316399
There is no mention of anything but ropurotto

>> No.20316464

>>20316453
FEED ME

>> No.20316475

>>20315932
Nope, doesn't work
Skeletons and similar things will never work as monstergirls

>> No.20316479

>>20316446
Usually you call this a baby maker, but with Genies it's a wish maker.

>>20316456
Both are written the same way so without clarification we can't tell.

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I will say and post it again. Pic related makes me mad abd should make you livid. Mimil was a genius, a prodigy with so much invaluable knowledge and know-hows now forever lost as she has been corrupted I to being ravenous cum slut. Oh and SHE WAS STILL A FUCKING CHILD WHOS CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY GLORIFIED PEDOPHILIA.

How many spells might she have invented later which would save thousands of human and elven lives, or even allow the devastated dwarven population to recover? With her great power comes great responsibility. Would you be okay if Spider-Man abandoned New York to its fate?

Say what you will about your monster waifus, but an innocent child and genius that is now nothing more but a cumslut is fucking disgraceful. She would have helped developed the first steam engine, a motor powered by magitek, hell she could have helped the setting g achieve the same IRL scientific and technological achievements and wonders. But nope it's all sex and sex and sex, and the monsters just help ruin civilization even more.

Perhaps the Order was right all along!?

>> No.20316513
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Does a dormouse's mouth make a good cock sock?
Is it proper to use her mouth all day long for this, or should you switch it up to her butt or pussy?

>> No.20316524

>>20316502
Just because the extremists are sometime a bit overzealous doesn't mean the Order is right!

I-I love demons though

>> No.20316532

>>20316524
Why are you replying

>> No.20316539

>>20316532
I am a hopeless demon fanatic

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>>20316502
>Mimil was a genius, a prodigy with so much invaluable knowledge and know-hows now forever lost as she has been corrupted I to being ravenous cum slut. Oh and SHE WAS STILL A FUCKING CHILD WHOS CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY GLORIFIED PEDOPHILIA.

She was also miserable and used monsterization to turn herself into what she wanted to be. Why are you ignoring that?

And you really think she knew much that Runya Runya or Shirokuto haven't themselves compiled?

>How many spells might she have invented later which would save thousands of human and elven lives, or even allow the devastated dwarven population to recover?

The dwarven population is fine, its just pretty much all female now due to past generations of dwarf incubi dying of old age with their wives. Males will return onces it possible for incubi to be born.

Non-monsterized elves largely hate humans and will not associate with them.

Have you forgotten that in this setting it is monsters who invented white magic? Greilia has saved more lives than Mimil's combat magic ever could. Not to mention all the lives Saphirette has saved.

>She would have helped developed the first steam engine, a motor powered by magitek, hell she could have helped the setting g achieve the same IRL scientific and technological achievements and wonders. But nope it's all sex and sex and sex, and the monsters just help ruin civilization even more.

Monsters create portals that enable travel to other regions in an instant. And you honestly think gremlins haven't already invented magitek motors?

Mimil's "genius" was in fighting with magic. She wasn't some great inventor.

Do I like what Mimil became when monsterized? No, but it was her choice to become like that. No monster made her hate responsibility or made her want to forget magic, those were things that were a part of her.

>> No.20316556

>>20316524
I want to teach a demon to chill out and enjoy family life.

>> No.20316617

>>20316545
Why did you reply to this faggot?

>> No.20316651
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>drink a shotafaction potion
>walk out to the middle of a park and shout "I need an adult."
>several CC monsters ara ara over to you out of nowhere
If only life could be so easy

>> No.20316654

>>20316617
I find it interesting to debate, and am curious if he'll actually try to argue any of my points. Doubtful, I know.

>> No.20316657
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>>20316399
One time the machine translation on KC's tweets made Runya Runya into "Lugna Lugna", which I found cool and cute.
Lugn(a) is also calm or relaxed in Swedish.

>> No.20316660

>>20316654
Responding to troll is not debate, it's shitting up the thread. People who respond to trolls are as bad as trolls themselves. NEVER reply.

>> No.20316662

>>20316657
A blonde haired Runya Rata with a Swedish accent would be cute

>> No.20316685

>>20316657
"gn" is used to write an "ny" sound in Italian. That's probably why it came up with that. Ex: lasagna.

>> No.20316707

>>20316657
>>20316662
>Sabbath with Ratatoskr from Nordic mythology
>Name (possibly) Swedish
Did KC do this intentionally, or is this just a coincidence?

>> No.20316717

>>20316399
Ah yes, the great Tsurara vs Tsulala debate.
Just assume it's both because Nippon

>> No.20316720

>>20316707
Without confirmation it'll probably be impossible to say for sure.

>> No.20316734
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>>20316717
Impregnate Tsulalas.

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I want a beautiful elder sister.

>> No.20316753

>>20316734
I would if she'd stop pinning me down with her icicles. Makes it hard to grab onto her for maximum breeding.

>> No.20316755

I want to be cuddle raped by druella

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>>20315645
>starting the thread OP without the new species that was revealed

>> No.20316766

>>20316751
>Azathoths used goods

>> No.20316773

>>20316759
Gonna violate that mouth with my tongue and then penis

>> No.20316795

>>20316759
>Disposition: Mean

>> No.20316807

>>20316795
Well genies are known for twisting your wishes to get their sick kicks.

>> No.20316813

>>20316795
>not wanting a Genie to plant her ass on your face while she milks you with her mouth

>> No.20316834

>>20316795
I'm gonna beat her up if she ever tries to monkey paw me.

>> No.20316835

>>20316759
Oh mighty genie, I wish to live as a gunslinger in the old west but with Monster Girls!

>> No.20316869

>>20316835
Only way that could work if is MGEland has a not-America like it has a not-China/not-Japan/not-Egypt etc.

>> No.20316875

>>20316869
And we shall call it Eagleland.

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>>20316869
Burgerland, home of cows

>> No.20316884

>>20316734
Pregnant Tsurara is a sweetheart happily knitting sweaters for the new baby

>> No.20316893

>>20316881
Were you just gonna ride on by without saying howdy?

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>> No.20316909

>>20316893
>>20316881
I bet "cowboy" has a different meaning in MG west.

>> No.20316914

>>20316907
Winter comes, Whitehorns frolic.

>> No.20316918

>>20316907
White Horns are stylish from a young age I see.

>> No.20316919

>>20316907
urge to dick rising.

>> No.20316922
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>Welcome to our garden!

>> No.20316924

>>20316922
A wildflower appears!

>> No.20316926

>>20316835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-bMT8BYNO8
Edgy Bapho duelist ain't got time to cum.

>> No.20316931

>>20316926
>that size difference
>that outcome
I did not see that coming.

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>> No.20316937
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>>20316931

>> No.20316938

>>20316935
Nobody would ever spend good money on a courtesan horse, a snake on the other hand...

>> No.20316939

>>20316937
>drunk Satyros headbutts and KO's an elephant
>how an elephant got into the wine-tasting nobody knows

>> No.20316944

>>20316938
>horse
That's a cat.

>> No.20316950

>>20316944
We call these horses where I'm from.
Regardless cats are cheap, almost as cheap as dogs.

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>> No.20316964

>>20316959
These dumb cows, that's not the right way to eat a banana!

>> No.20316966

>>20316931
No wonder Baph is the strongest of all monster girls despite her small size!

>> No.20316973

>>20316966
To be fair goats are designed for direct impacts with their skull while cows are designed to hit with their sharp horns.

>> No.20316977
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>> No.20316987

>>20316959
This is exactly why I want multiple cowgirls.

>> No.20316996

>>20316556
I want to train a loli Demon into a proper wife with buttsex.

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>> No.20317073

>>20317047
You make a compelling argument. But tits are still better.

>> No.20317074

>>20316795
Good.

>> No.20317079

>>20317073
Ass over tits because I'm not a baby who needs milk.

>> No.20317081
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>>20317073
Why not both?

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Would you like your automaton to have an accent?

>> No.20317096

>>20316977
I wish ascii2d could show the source of freshly posted images faster.

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>> No.20317099 [DELETED] 

>>20317087
>Overwatch
No way nigger.

>> No.20317105

>>20317097
Why did it take so long for Raita's FGO book to get scanned?

>> No.20317106

>>20317081
Absolutely.
God damn Demons are perfect.

>> No.20317111

>>20317079
How about a big bootied monstergirl with huge lactating tits?

>> No.20317120

>>20317047
>Ne, sis, he’s staring at your butt again~
>Oh sis, but he’s also staring at your breasts~
>Maybe we should invite him over~
>Oh, lets~
Liliraunes are dangerous!

>> No.20317124

>>20317106
Hourglass Empresses, that they are

>> No.20317125

>>20317087
I would want a British accent, it just fits robots
>Orisa
If orisa was an MGE automaton, I would wonder how her supercharger would affect sex seeing as it would power the both of you (or everyone in terms of a threesome+thing)

>> No.20317130

>>20317099
Forget the OW lady an answer the question.

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>>20317120

>> No.20317139

>>20317079
t. non white who can't drink it

>> No.20317157

>>20317134
Fertilize the plants!

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>>20317157

>> No.20317184

>>20317087
I don't get how people enjoy overwatch.

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Keep warm this winter.

>> No.20317229

>>20317184
It's a decent game to them. thats pretty much it
Either they like the gameplay, or they just like the women the game provides.
Toxic playerbase/fandom does exist but at this point saying anything popular has toxicity is like say water is wet

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>>20317215
Warm, huh?

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>I am the law!

>> No.20317325

>>20317315
What would happen if I put on a sexy cop costume and told officer Hellwan to prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law?

>> No.20317347

>>20317125
It would be fun
Shame the new omnic lady looks the way she does, too inhuman for my tastes

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La chupacabra está enamorado

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Behold the fearsome and mighty Jabberwock, her pride immense and power astounding!

>> No.20317362 [SPOILER] 
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>>20317354
FAT

>> No.20317364

>>20317347
Same.
Seeing as were talking about overwatch, what monster to you think ashe would make outside of holst?

>> No.20317373
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>>20317364
Hellhound.

>> No.20317385

>>20317364
I'd say ogre

>> No.20317391

>>20317347
>new omnic lady
Who?

>> No.20317394
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Would you a horsepussy idol?

>> No.20317396

>>20317391
Latest animation short gave us a Omic apparently called echo
Just google it/watch "OW" Reunion on youtube

>> No.20317397

>>20317394
>human feet

>> No.20317406
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>tfw no thicc brown snek

>> No.20317414

>>20317362
Graceful!

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>>20317414

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ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>> No.20317454

>>20317446
Has peace finally arrived?

>> No.20317480

>>20317446
SYNTHESIS

>> No.20317524

>>20317446
>Apophis-chan, you forgot to disguise your lower-half.

>> No.20317526

I've been thinking about Mimil and wondered how different she'd be if she was spotted by a different Baphomet. Like for example say Runya Runya or Greilia. Would they even make her a monster, or just help her be normal?

>> No.20317527

>>20316795
>>20316807
>>20316807
"Ara, you want your waifu to attack?"
"As you wish it, as it shall be, Master~"
"With scales dyed black, don't dare look back, lest she make your penis into her snack~"
>Anon cursing the Genie as a Jabberwock gives chase

>> No.20317538

How about
Vampires using dark lamps so they can hunt men during the day

>> No.20317542
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>>20317524

>> No.20317556

>>20317446
Is that her "combine with pet snek" form?

>> No.20317563
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>>20317454
NO PEACE, JUST WAR

>> No.20317568

>>20317556
So if your right, the snake is not her pet but a symbiotic extension of her own monstrous will

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>>20317563

>> No.20317590

>>20317568
The snake pet is pretty handy. I like to think it can turn into a sword or a magical staff at command.

alternative scenario, the snake is actually a feral lamia pet and can transform

>> No.20317599

i wanna find my way into the lost ruins of boobirdia and confront the griffon who stands guard to tell her i seek the treasure of her love!

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>>20317590
>spoiler
Where have I heard this before?

>> No.20317606

>>20317446
Finally a pharaoh I can get behind

>> No.20317610

>>20317538
How does that even work

>> No.20317611

>>20317606
actually her genitals are in the front

>> No.20317619

>>20317610
You find a weird patch of darkness with a vampire passed out from staying up past her bedtime.

>> No.20317621

>>20317610
Dark lamps have the power to make "artificial night."
So with it, they can block out the sun and not be weaken by it.

>> No.20317623
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>>20317611
https://exhentai.org/s/99e6267ff5/70245-22

>> No.20317633

>>20317605
>tfw can't get out of Pharaoh's bed because her lamia pet is clinging onto you

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The blowjob of legends.

>> No.20317644
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>>20317633
Sounds familiar.

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Left or right?

>> No.20317684

>>20317666
Satan pls you won't trick me.

>> No.20317687
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Gorgon is cute.

>> No.20317699

>>20316446
I feel like this is important and I should remember this.

>> No.20317704

>>20317364
An Albino Rattlesnake Lamia

>> No.20317706
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>>20317684
Who is this Satan you speak of?

>> No.20317711

>>20317706
Look at that buff tummy.

>> No.20317721

>>20317706
Succs will take the great risk of infiltrating the church if it means getting a pure, innocent choir boy.

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>>20317721

>> No.20317727

>>20317666
Big buff Yeti butt please Mr. Devil

>> No.20317736

>>20317666
I want to press my face against Yeti-san's toned butt.

>> No.20317765
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>>20317736

>> No.20317769
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Time for your monthly checkup!

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>>20317684

>> No.20317778

>>20317765
Yeti-san! High School Legend and Anon's big sister!

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>>20317538

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>>20317780

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>>20317770

>> No.20317829

>>20317809
She'd better take that sweaty arse off my bed sheets.

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>>20317829
When she's done, you'll have more than sweat on those sheets.

>> No.20317866

>>20317809
>Plasmid
This guy's kinda like that one /monster/ artist that's spammed here, as in his art is ugly to look at.

>> No.20317899
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https://exhentai.org/g/1318006/87b28b91ac/

>> No.20317907

>>20317866
It's like he's trying to mimic Regura, but it just looks wrong.

>> No.20317916

>>20317907
Fucker even gives shortstacks lanky proportions.

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>>20317809
>This art

>> No.20317929

Remember to tell your mofu winter waifu to keep it toasty and not roasty!

>> No.20317933
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>>20317907
>trying to imitate this
Foolish mortal.

>> No.20317944

>>20317687
Gorgon is FAT

>> No.20317950

>>20317721
>>20317724
>>20317706
It must be hard being a good Christian boy who believes in sex only after marriage.

>> No.20317953
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>>20317944
DELETE THIS

>> No.20317959

>>20317899
>goes from curvy demon to flat loli
Downgrade

>> No.20317960

>>20317944
Which mg would you get fat with?

>> No.20317961

>>20317687
My wife makes me rock hard.

>> No.20317965
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>>20317950
Silly anon-for monsters, sex IS marriage.

>> No.20317967

>>20317950
But what happens if you get married at the point of having sex?

>> No.20317986

>>20317965
>tfw never surprise you parents on christmas by showing them your hellhound wife.

>> No.20317994

What should I do?

>> No.20318002
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>>20317994

>> No.20318004

>>20317994
Buy watercolors and paint the place where you imagine first meeting your waifu.

>> No.20318027
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Thicc doggo.

>> No.20318033
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>>20317706
>>20317721
>>20317950

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>>20317944
only in the best parts
>fat tail

>>20318027
>that fist
plz don't hit me again

>> No.20318044

>>20318027
She can’t be thick if she does walks

>> No.20318053

What is this thread's opinion on The Monster Multiverse?

>> No.20318056

>>20318027
Walk or be walked.

>> No.20318062
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>>20318053
A slightly less cringewrothy MGU.

>> No.20318076

>>20318053
Literally who. It's the first time I've seen anyone mention them since the move to /jp/ and they weren't even relevant then.

>> No.20318079
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>>20318062
>cringewrothy
*cringeworthy

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>>20317953
I want to spoil gorgon with sweets and pet her hair

>> No.20318104
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This is your kouhai for today.

>> No.20318124
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"Some fairies are bad drunks. You won't get that drink back."

>> No.20318131

>>20318104
Nerdhound a shit.

>> No.20318132

>>20318124
I can still drink it even with her in it.

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>> No.20318144

>>20318076
I'm pretty sure it's just a backup site to MGR created at the same time at the fall of MGU.

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>>20318144
>at the same time at the fall of MGU
TMM was created two years before KC blackballed MGU.

>> No.20318163

>>20318144
Predates the MGU drama by a fair bit.

>> No.20318169

>>20318079
Oh Shoggy, you dunce! You made a mistake! You fool! How could you make a mistake, Shoggy?!

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How can a girl this flat be so perfect?

>> No.20318171

>>20318139
You're just a silly looking lizardman!

>> No.20318186

>>20318170
Unfortunately her personality is just as flat as her chest, waste of a nice design.

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>>20318171
Rude.

>> No.20318224

>>20318208
I wish I was that man.

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>> No.20318259

>>20318244
Such a cutie.

>> No.20318262
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>>20318139
Tail needs to be thicker

>> No.20318264

>>20317899
Good teeth.

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>how was the tea?

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>>20318259

>> No.20318286

>>20318265
Sumptuous as always my wonderful!

>> No.20318300
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So onis amirite?
nice big friendly girls

>> No.20318305

>>20317950
heh...oh fuck

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>>20318300

>> No.20318313

Every time I think of a voice for a holst, it just comes out as rouge from 90's Xmen

>> No.20318332

>>20318313
I feel the same thing in regards to catgirls

>> No.20318335

>>20318313
so how would the DL sound to you?

>> No.20318343

>>20318313
With lots of "sugah"'s?

>> No.20318345

>>20317929
Mofu Ice Queen who loves wearing fur parkas, lying under fur blankets, and cuddling in bed

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>> No.20318359

>>20318335
No clue
Is realy a powerful female voice that comes to mind
>>20318343
yep

>> No.20318369

>>20318359
Southern Holsts are love.

>> No.20318371

>>20318335
Like Alice from monmusu quest

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There's something strange about this Kagerou.

>> No.20318378

>>20318377
It's not good.

>> No.20318383

>>20318351
I want to introduce loli monsters to kinky things in a very thorough and intimate manner!

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>>20318371
Which one?

>> No.20318390

>>20318386
Her mom didnt get any voiced lines did she?

>> No.20318391
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>>20318262
Thick crocodile tails are the best

>> No.20318392

>>20318313
I headcanon a Valkyrie to have a voice like Mary Elizabeth McGlynn

>> No.20318404

>>20318392
Which character?

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Don't forget.

>> No.20318412

>>20317788
That's a big bat

>> No.20318417

>>20318404
Major from GitS: SAC, and the female Crusader in Diablo 3

>> No.20318424

>>20318417
Ah, the stern type.

>> No.20318437

>>20318390
No, and neither did Black Alice.

>> No.20318438

>>20318300
Looks like Maui with tits

>> No.20318447

>>20318437
Black Alice's voice sounded like parasoul in that weird dream I had about watching a western animated mgq cartoon

>> No.20318448
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>>20318412
For you.

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>>20318300
Adult raj is better than demon raj

>> No.20318460
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What is she posting about?

>> No.20318467

>>20318460
That we need more Steelim stories.

>> No.20318473

I can't unthink the phrase "plasma dragon"

>> No.20318484

>>20318467
I think we need more cute bicorn stories
t. Not a bicorn

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>>20318473

>> No.20318489
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>> No.20318493

>>20318406
Cold, clammy, pale butt.

>> No.20318499

>>20318467
I wan't to see more Lilim based corruption stories

>> No.20318505

>>20318467
No, because Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.20318516

>>20318499
I'm working on one

>> No.20318519

>>20318467
How about a story where paladins murder all the steelims

>> No.20318524

>>20318519
That's it anon you are grounded for a week.

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>>20318519
/tg/ out.

>> No.20318531

>>20318424
I've always had a thing for stern types like McGlynn or Grey DeLisle.

But my heart-boner is for Michael Bell

>> No.20318535

this makes me think
for all we talk about paladins and the like getting corrupted, why haven't we actually done stories about it?

>> No.20318540
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>>20318535
Laziness.

>> No.20318556

>>20318535
Because most people that like the subject don't write.
The only person I can see doing a Paladin corruption story is Beast, as he's done more monstergirl TF stuff than anyone I can think of.

>> No.20318569
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Post griffons.

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>>20318489
Spooky is good.

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>>20318467
Steelim stories you say?
>>20318519
The last time a paladin tried to kill a lilim, he ended up marrying her.

>> No.20318574

>>20318556
I wrote some on that, just never posted.

>> No.20318580

>>20318519
what about mgs becoming paladins?

>> No.20318597

>>20318574
SHOW DONT TELL!
Post it!

>> No.20318604

>>20318535
A arch succubus coaching a recently turned lesser succubus paladi n

>> No.20318609

>>20318570
I want a sadako type with tits so big they get stuck coming out of the TV.
She’s my girlfriend though, so I just lightly tease her and pull her out to cuddle on the couch and watch late night television while feeling her up.

>> No.20318613

>>20318535
Far too self-conscious and pretentious to go through with it.

>> No.20318614
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>>20318609

>> No.20318620
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>>20318609

>> No.20318621

>>20318604
Hellhound taking younger newly transformed hellhound on husband hunt.

>> No.20318628

Not sure if the right girl is SFW

https://i.imgur.com/Ybw6xA4.jpg

>> No.20318629

>>20318467
>>20318519
How about we stop Steelim circlejerks forever? Steelims are legitimate fanfiction that have no place here.

>> No.20318632
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im gonna try to write a story for the 1st time and post it on 22 december.
time limit is a great motivation
its gonna be bad

>> No.20318642

>>20318614
>>20318620
Perfect! My cute ghostfriend. I made popcorn for us.

>> No.20318654

>>20318632
I love the idea that Manticore babies are just balls of fluff. Would love having a fairies sized fluffball that has to be carried by me or my wife.

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>>20318632
I want a mofucore of my own.

>> No.20318678

>>20318629
Steelim are honestly no different than any other waifu other than they are a mary sue overpowered breed that should have been a group of specific named characters like Druella and the Queen of Hearts rather than an actual encyclopedia entry.

>> No.20318682

>>20318614
>>20318620
Would have babies with, might as well get a bigger TV because of the belly

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>> No.20318699

>>20318642
>>20318682
Wholesome lads.
Giving a spooky ghost girl a cute smile from your affection is top tier.

>> No.20318706

>>20318682
My nigga, same.

>> No.20318719 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open.

>> No.20318724

>>20318682
>>20318699
>>20318706
Would you fuck her on the couch in your dimension or in the TV dimension with her?

>> No.20318730

>>20318719
I hope that this is satire.

>> No.20318735

>>20318730
Check out the dude's comment history-he's rabidly anti-MGE.

>> No.20318744
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>>20318724
Both!

>> No.20318746

>>20318719
What is the point of posting these screenshots of normalfags on other sites reacting to MGE? Are you just trying to cause a shitstorm because nobody really cares what they think.

>> No.20318750

>>20318744
Good.
Stare into her wide eyes and watch her creepy expression mewl and blush as you fondle her bare breasts.

>> No.20318757
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>>20318699
>Giving a spooky ghost girl a cute smile from your affection is top tier.
Especially considering that if she's a ghost it's because she probably had a sad life.

>> No.20318770

>>20318757
A lot of people poopoo this image but I love it and it’s exactly what I had in mind bringing this topic up.
That is absolutely right too. I want to hold her and let her know everything is going to be okay and that she can take as much time as she wants to heal and process everything from before.
She can stay on the couch with me as long as she likes.

>> No.20318771
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Matilda Vin delivers again.

>> No.20318787

>>20318757
>>20318770
>over the months your big tiddy ghost gf feels more and more comfortable coming out of the TV to just relax
>talk about her mournings and regrets and help her manage through them and come to peace with what she can while accepting what she can’t
>she works up the courage to go with you to her old family members’ gravesite, where she respectfully says goodbye and forgives them for failing despite trying the best they could given their situation
>the next night she brings with her a blanket, some extra clothes, and a locket from out of the TV
>timidly asks you if it’s okay for her to move in
>you smile and just hug her in response, and turn it into a kiss
>she has little tears of joy as she pushes you onto the couch and wraps you both up in her blanket
>as you snuggle, you peek into her locket and see a picture of you and her from.... from long ago
>”Babe... what am I doing in here?”
>she smiles with a puzzled eyebrow raise
>”But dear, you’ve always been here.”
>you think for a moment but then just smile and accept it

>> No.20318788
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>> No.20318791

>>20318719
That's weird because genie seems a lot more similar to the older MGE stuff

>> No.20318798
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>>20318791
What do you mean?

>> No.20318801

>>20318770
I dont like the lips

>> No.20318803

>>20318735
>He
I doubt it's even a 'he'. Probably some ass mad feminist chick or a white-knight faggot that doesn't like the idea of women serving, obsessed with, and having copious amounts of sex with men.

>> No.20318809

>>20318798
Probably that a lot of his newer ones are less sexually charged than this one that brings up how much sex they have multiple times.

>> No.20318818

>>20318803
Why would someone like that come to Danbooru in the first place?

>> No.20318822

>>20318818
Reddit

>> No.20318824

>>20318798
It's more of a predatory sex creature than a girl who just fucks good

>> No.20318827
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>>20318787
All the cuddles of the world

>> No.20318828

>>20318818
If you look at most of their comments they are on generic SFW fate shit and not actual porn.

>> No.20318833

>>20318787
>Move into house
>House is haunted by ghost, cursed, people who dwell there only find misery and despair
>In spite of knowing this, you go there, for some reason, you WANTED to go and live there
>Meet ghost
>she tries to scare you but it oddly has no effect
>live with her as if nothing is different
>she acts crazy and tries so desperately to scare you, no effect
>finally she breaks down crying, utterly anguished and exhausted
>You help her get over her pain, and slowly regain her memories of happier times
>One day while cleaning the house, you find a picture
>Faded, torn at the edges, fairly brittle and very old, black and white
>Its an occasion from what looks like 30-40 years ago
>It's a happy wedding picture, lots of people, and the girl at the altar....
>.....with you

>> No.20318835

>>20318787
Niceness shining reference.
Also, gonna lick and kiss her long legs.

>> No.20318836
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20318836

>tfw visited onahole general and now I have 400 dollars worth of shenanigans

Onahole insides look like MG vaginas, tailginas, and tentaginas I'm sure of it. The perfect weapons to keep men in line.

>> No.20318847

>>20318828
If they really hated porn that much they wouldn't go to a site that tolerated it.

>> No.20318849

>>20318787
>>20318827
>>20318833
All this wholesome ghost content. I like them being able to choose their corporealness at will too.

>> No.20318854

>>20318849
On my headcanon you're the only one who can touch them because you've linked your soul to theirs.

>> No.20318857

>>20318787
>>20318833
Alright Im not getting the "past" part, explain this meme

>> No.20318865

>>20318857
Reincarnation

>> No.20318868

>>20318849
Makes me want to reread 'My Lovely Ghost Kana'

>> No.20318875

>>20318857
It’s a reference to the ending of the Shining. Pretty commonly parodied scene.

>> No.20318881

>>20318868
>My Lovely Ghost Kana
Does it have a happy ending

>> No.20318883
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>>20318875
>the Shining

>> No.20318884

>>20318719
>using meme arrows on danbooru
>made posts using *actions*
>so much of a basic bitch that the bulk of his comments are on fate/shit and touhou
Yikes.

>> No.20318890

>>20318854
>bratty teens sneak into your house around Halloween time because you forgot to leave candy out
>they creep around while you’re in bed upstairs with your wife
>she says she’ll head downstairs to grab a snack for you both and floats through the floor/ceiling
>teens freak out and flail their arms, one of their hands going straight through your wife’s incorporeal tits
>she goes from startled to full ‘Mama’ level horror, shrieking THOSE ARE ONLY FOR HUSBAND!!!
>kids get chased out of the house, pale white and forever traumatized
>as she pouts at the door you head down to see what the fuss is, but she quickly flies back and jumps into your arms
>just what’s gotten into her? Oh well...

>> No.20318893

>>20318884
Nevermind, I went further back in his comments and he's a fucking leaf. That explains everything.

>> No.20318894

>>20318883
>Heeeeere’s Jiangshi!

>> No.20318899
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Ice skating!

>> No.20318900

>>20318881
It's an open and particularly abrupt ending, but a happy one nonetheless.

>> No.20318903

>>20318900
If it is happy I'll read it, I'm trusting you anon

>> No.20318908

What would you rather be? A reincarnation with absolutely no memories and attachments to your old life? Or a formless amnesiac destitute soul?

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>>20318757
>posting the ugliest Onryo image you can find
Nu-/mgt/ is the worst,

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>>20318893
>a fucking leaf
Don't be mean to dryads

>> No.20318930

>>20318908
The latter and then I'd see if I could find a body later.

>> No.20318942

>>20318912
I like that pic, It's only one of the two pics I like from that artist.

>> No.20318943

>>20318883
Are these characters from something

>> No.20318946

>>20318943
Danbooru tags say no.

>> No.20318957

>>20318914
>"I am the Dryad, I speak for the trees."
The trees say dick the Dryad

>> No.20318976

>>20318899
cute

>> No.20318998

>>20318942
What's the other?

>> No.20319008

>>20318899
I better not disturb her, even if she is very cute. She looks like she’s practicing!

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>>20318943
He's drawn the jiang shi a couple times. She's pretty wild.

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>>20318998

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>>20318890
>THOSE ARE ONLY FOR HUSBAND!!!
>as she pouts at the door you head down to see what the fuss is, but she quickly flies back and jumps into your arms
Perfect

>> No.20319050

>>20319017
Whats with that weird Christmas tree?

>> No.20319056

>>20319050
Oh you sweet summer child~

>> No.20319060

>>20319050
Don't be dense

>> No.20319066

Reminder to never show emotional weakness to monster girls unless you want them to abandon you.

>> No.20319072

>>20319066
You misspelled 3dpd anon.

>> No.20319073

>>20319066
Fuck off.

>> No.20319077

Stop responding to obvious bait.

>> No.20319079

>>20319066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

>> No.20319080

>>20319072
>>20319073
Reminder to not give /r9k/niggers (You)s.

>> No.20319091

Reminder to tell monsters all your insecurities and fears because they will understand. Even the mean ones.

>> No.20319096

>>20319021
Cute, romantic, and sexy when she lets those ectopacks loose and jiggles them just for (you)

>> No.20319098

>>20319091
No they won't, anon.

>> No.20319104

>>20318613
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.20319107

>>20319098
You can't prove that.

>> No.20319113

>>20319107
Just like how you can't prove that monster girls would give two shits how a man felt unless it was getting in the way of sex.

>> No.20319142

>>20319113
But I have a believing heart!

>> No.20319148

>>20319142
Akko monster girl when

>> No.20319152

>>20319148
She'd probably be a Wurm.

>> No.20319153
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This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.20319155

>>20319015
Now I'm sad

>> No.20319158
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Selene is for _____

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>>20319148

>> No.20319162

>>20319160
Dumb bunny.

>> No.20319167

>>20319162
Remember, you don't need to be smart to use magic

>> No.20319170

>>20319167
Does that mean there can be Ditzy Dark Mages?

>> No.20319176

>>20319148
Trigger should have thrown everything into lwa

>> No.20319177

>>20319170
Yup.
God help you if you get one

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>>20319170
Why not

>> No.20319181

>>20319177
What could possibly go wrong? Oh wait

>Aww, don't worry Annony, I'm just gonna make your dick like, just a teensy bit bigger
>..Ooopsie, I totes overdid it!

>> No.20319184

>>20319158
impregnating

>> No.20319189
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>>20319181

>> No.20319197
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I want a yeti girlfriend to snuggle with!

>> No.20319203
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>>20318345
Mofu mofu

>> No.20319230

I want to get "mauled" by a CC Grizzly.

>> No.20319240

>>20319203
Arctic Foxgirl when?

>> No.20319259

>>20319167
Depends on the magic, many types do require a certain amount of intelligence.

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>>20319197
I want a Yeti girlfriend that talks like one of the hockey players from Letterkenny.
>I tell you what bud, you lay eyes on my boy again, here's what's gonna happen, I hit you, you hit the pavement, ambulance hits 60, I hit my boys throbbing cock.

>> No.20319265

>>20319079
Now that's a video I haven't seen in a long time

>> No.20319282

>>20319260
>Letterkenny
As in Northern Ireland?

>> No.20319294

>be sleeping next to your ancient evil wife when she wakes up screaming
>ask her what's wrong and she clings to you tightly, saying she had a horrible nightmare of her days under the previous Demon Lord where she slaughtered and ate humans, and that you were there
>you hold her as she cries, telling her it was all a dream and that nothing will ever stop you from loving her
>after awhile, you both fall back to sleep in each others arms, your wife dreaming about a sweet, lovey-dovey life with you
Always protect your waifu's smiles, Anons.

>> No.20319297

>that ghost posting and greentexts
Nice.

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>>20319282
As in the TV show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

>> No.20319320

>>20319314
So southern Ontario.

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>>20319320
Yeah that.

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>>20319260
Would be awkward asking for a hug before a fight

>> No.20319339

>>20319314
I want a Yeti with a Minnesota accent.

>> No.20319343

>>20319334
Worst case Ontario you get a soft fluffy paw to the face, not that bad.

>> No.20319366

>>20319343
Canadian Yetis are nice girls, they wouldn't try to grow dope with their Wendi friend with big glasses and big, sexy Grizzly friend

>> No.20319369

>>20319297
I'm an idiot, when you said ghost posting my first reaction was to check warosu.

>> No.20319372

>>20318757
>>20318770
I’m more unreasonably upset over it being HDMI than anything else.

>> No.20319373

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Y0ywG9sKg
I need a parsee tier monster girl to share my hate for this time of year with.

>> No.20319388
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20319388

So yeah or afraid that the Demon Lord will become something like pic related?

An Over God who can now has her power and influence across the universe/Galaxy and other planets?

>> No.20319392

>>20319366
What about their petite beaver friend?

>> No.20319393

>>20319388
That image is to /tg/ it's not even funny.

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>>20319373

>> No.20319397

>>20319373
Or you could spend happy holidays together so she isn't so jealous. But I can sympathize.

>> No.20319402

>>20319395
Cute Snek

>> No.20319411

>>20318903
Anon didn't lie.
That one was uplifting. It made my day, really.

>> No.20319415

>>20319392
Beaver girl is only good for getting smokes and chicken chips from Ratamart

>> No.20319418

>>20319393
>Image is so /tg/ hurr Durr!

And how and why would that image be "so /tg/" to begin with? Why, because it's Western? Piss off with that reasoning just because an Anon used an image that may or may not be Western.

>> No.20319423

>>20319015
Just be careful not to roll over.

>> No.20319448

>>20319418
>/jp/ - Otaku Interests
uh huh

>> No.20319460

>>20319418
Generically western and not connected to anything with the goal of just looking vaguely mystical.
That kind of shit gets used in /tg/ threads a lot.
Also what this guy said >>20319448

>> No.20319473

Imagine this, but as a Holstaur girl. Yes, I know it’s a steer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NlawRJ3Dys0

>> No.20319517
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>>20319473
>a steer

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>>20319402

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>>20319529
dumb fat snake

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>>20319544

>> No.20319553

>>20319395
>>20319529
>>20319550
Dumb spammer.

>> No.20319555
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>>20319473

>> No.20319564

>>20319320
reminder that ontario is the ohio of canada
>>20319339
plz no

>> No.20319568

>>20319544
I want to console my apophis after the pharaoh calls her fat again.

>> No.20319579

>>20319568
Would you do it by giving her a big hug and shoving your face between her enormous tits?

>> No.20319594

>>20319564
What does that mean?

>> No.20319596

>>20319564
>>20319594
As somebody who lives in ohio and has been to ontario, this is absolutely the truth.

>> No.20319599

>>20318693
Best zipangu monsters by far

>> No.20319600

>>20318899
Is she skating on her own flesh? I feel like this is the same deal as the chicken places that have a bird chowing down on a bucket of his brethren.

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MG Kino.

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Please don't forget her.

>> No.20319619

>>20319600
Chickens will eat cooked chicken, dont be fooled.

>> No.20319628

>>20319616
Who? Is that a cosplaying titania?

>> No.20319631

>>20319529
>>20319544
Delicious fat snake.

>> No.20319637

>>20319616
Papillon cuuute!

>> No.20319640

>>20319544
>an apophis will never look at you like that
Why am I here? Just to suffer?

>> No.20319651

>>20319616
I didn't.

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>>20319619

>> No.20319669
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Big meaty paws a best

>> No.20319682
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Imp tits.

>> No.20319684

I want to go to a Sabbathite strip club and watch all the cute lolis practice their pole dancing!

>> No.20319686

>>20319616
She needs to learn how to level drain.

>> No.20319694

>>20319616
She's good early game, useful on beating Rocko's Stone Wurm with sleep cheese. But she gets FAT and falls off later.

>> No.20319700

>>20319694
That FAT is a defense bonus!

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https://i.imgur.com/Kua58mW.png

Second Dellu picture from Meolucky got finished!

>> No.20319704

>>20319686
Does she turn back into a greenworm if you level drain her?

>> No.20319711

>>20319702
Rat butt!

>> No.20319715

>>20319555
You could get lost in those tits.

>> No.20319718

>>20319715
buddy, I plan on it

>> No.20319723

>>20319704
No no, she needs to steal your level and evolve again.

>> No.20319727

>>20319682
>You'll never be in Ainz's place.
>Albedo will never drain your balls, force you to drink a potion to restore you and then drain your balls again until she's pregnant.
>You'll never get the same done to you by Shalltear.
Hurts doesn't it?

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>>20319669

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>> No.20319739

>>20319729
>tfw my waifu has a magic superiority complex and refuses to use a phone
>would just give me one of those magic mirrors so that we can keep up with each other at a distance

>> No.20319743

>>20319739
Dark Mage?

>> No.20319750

>>20319729
>Anubis can never seem to text properly because of her oversized paws
>Just wants to tell hubby that she loves him and to have a nice day at work
>Gets the mummies to help her out and they just send embarrassingly simple text to her husband about wanting his "meat"
>Goes to the Pharoah who types overly verbose, antiquated paragraphs commanding him to come home and service her
>She even visits her sworn enemy, the Apophis who is plotting in the dunes
>The level of lewd in that text would even leave a Jabberwock speechless

It's tough adapting to civilization with big pads

>> No.20319751

>>20319743
Hellhound, believe it or not.
She has quite a lot in common with Dark Mages though, now that you mention it.

>> No.20319754

>>20319729
Can't she just use her claws? Those should be pointy enough to touch the right letters.

>> No.20319755

>>20319754
That scratches the screen sadly, she doesn't know her own strength

>> No.20319756

>>20319754
Claws don't conduct though, do they?
Touchscreens only work because skin is lightly conductive, I think.

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>>20319738
I want a wan daughteru.

>> No.20319759

>>20319751
I can see a Hellhound mage who specialized in fire and beast boosts. Magic casters are top sexy.

>> No.20319761

>>20319757
I want a wan daughteru to dick!

>> No.20319770

>>20319729
At least MGE has magic video phones so she wouldn't need to text in the first place.

>> No.20319774

>>20319761
Only if you adopted a stray from the woods And then woke up to a rude awakening when she came of age on a full moon

>> No.20319776

>>20319658
Chickens will eat other, living chickens as well. Farmers used to have to put red glasses on them so that they wouldn’t commit canibalism

>> No.20319778

>>20319774
Can't I just take her gently on our first night together?

>> No.20319781
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>>20319770
>this kills the fa/tg/uy

>> No.20319783

>>20319616
She’s off sleeping cuddled up next to hundreds of her sisters out in the woods while they hold their husbands close

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>>20319759
Due to the way beast magic works, that's probably one school of magic in which she's significantly worse off than her peers. Since it works best when you don't think about things and just go for it.
It may still kick in on full moons, however.

>> No.20319787
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>>20319757
What if I don't want kids?

>> No.20319789
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20319789

Who else would gladly get stronk for his big wife?

>> No.20319790

>>20319787
Stay away from Mice, Dark Elves and Kobolds.

>> No.20319792

>>20319750
>”You could always ask me for help!”
>”Thanks Sphinx-chan I could really... wait...”
>”Nyahahahaha~!”

>> No.20319794

>>20319789
Me.

>> No.20319799

>>20319790
Or the Vamp Mosquito.

>> No.20319800

>>20319778
Maybe the first round.

>> No.20319806

>>20319790
He's talking about having children not incest and even then I'm not sure why you would bring up Kobolds since KDF is his own thing, incest isn't a breed wide thing like the with the others.

>> No.20319817
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I love angels!

>> No.20319828

>>20319750
Silly anubutt. You can send small recordings instead of texting if that's too much of a trouble.

>> No.20319831
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>>20319789
Monsters are naturally attracted to heroes, this is MGE canon. Gotta get them gains and limit breaks.

>> No.20319839
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20319839

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71851162

>> No.20319840

>>20319831
>They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.

>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male.

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20319843

>>20319828
>Anubis tries speech-to-text to text her husband
>it all comes out in hieroglyphics

>> No.20319848

>>20319831
Good job posting the dude who managed to make a statement so stupid it pissed Death off when he died.

>> No.20319864

>>20319843
>Kakuen uses a text to speech translator since she's never really had time to learn english
>It's all ebonics

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20319885

>>20319864

>> No.20319890
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>tfw no tomboy childhood friend Hellhound

>> No.20319892

>>20319885
Gonna spank the monkey!

>> No.20319899

>>20319892
not if she spanks you first

>> No.20319906

>>20319890
good

>> No.20319908

>>20319892
Having a Kakuen childhood friend would probably be awkward because once the two of you hit puberty she's gonna fill out like a supermodel and want to fuck you hard enough to leave a crater.

>> No.20319909
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20319909

>>20319790
>Not wanting to come home to a pack of mice schoolgirls all doing their best to act as your wife.

>> No.20319931
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Friendly reminder that eldritch abominations make the best big sisters.

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>>20319906
Not good. Tomboys are objectively the best type of girls.

>> No.20319933
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>The intelligence corps of the mamono lord's army and “ratatoskrs” are always conducting investigations to determine when heroes are created, where they're moving, and so forth. Even at Library Sabbath, aka my very own “Runya Runya Sabbath”, catalogs of unmarried male heroes from throughout all the world's countries are produced and viewable.

I wonder if these catalogs get compiled and published as "Hero Boy Encyclopedias" among monsters, though I guess they'd need fairly frequent updating as old heroes get married and new ones get blessed.

It must be tough for average monster girls who peruse these catalogs and grow up with a big crush on a certain hero only to find out he got caught by an echidna and is raising a family.

>> No.20319936

>>20319848
Leons line to Matthias and Death was fucking rad dude.

>> No.20319939

>>20319908
>spending breaks and lunch behind the school fucking each other silly
Kakuen no

>> No.20319943

>>20319932
Childhood friend is overused. Do teenage hellhound with middle aged old man instead.

>> No.20319946

>>20319931
I don't trust older sisters and I refuse to accept an eldritch abomination in my life!

>> No.20319951

>>20319702
The hole for the tail is a nice touch.

>> No.20319960
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Would you?

>> No.20319963

>>20319960
What am I even looking at?

>> No.20319967
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20319967

>>20319963
http://en.kancollewiki.net/wiki/Seaplane_Tender_Princess

>> No.20319973

>>20319967
Yeah that's a hard no.

>> No.20319974

>>20319939
Just imagine losing your virginity to her after she sneaks into your room and rides you so hard with her fat jiggling ass it feels like the bed's legs are going to snap.
Imagine her fucking you even harder than that every day afterwards, giving you deep kisses so people don't hear you moan.

>> No.20319979

>>20319943
I'm not much of an age-gap guy myself. But I always preferred the classic, go camping -> get raped scenario.

>> No.20319983

>>20319974
Anon if anyone will need to have their moans muffled it'll be her. Kakuens are natural screamers after all.

>> No.20319988

>>20319979
I like that when it follows the same general format as slasher movies. Group of friends picked off one by one and dragged off into the darkness.

>> No.20319991

>>20319967
yeah sure

>> No.20320000

>>20319933

I want to be a hero.

>> No.20320004

>>20319983
But just imagine the vibrations as her muffled moans mix with yours and your balls are drained into her greedy ass.

>>20319988
>Anon goes camping all by his lonesome only to get attacked by a pack of Werewolves, an Arachne, a Lamia and a Ghoul.
>The climax of the movie is just them agreeing to share him after fighting over him as he ran the entire movie and then a two hour long gangbang scene.

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>>20319973
>he doesn't want to fuck an abyssal

>> No.20320010

>>20320008
What exactly are they anyway?

>> No.20320014

>>20320010
From what I've seen, basically undead boatsluts.

>> No.20320016

>>20320008
They're scary and I don't like the water.

>>20320010
Undead ship girls from what I've been told.

>> No.20320024

>>20319988
This would be great as a monsterization story.

>> No.20320031

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that big girls are more vulnerably to bulli than you think

>> No.20320035

>>20319988
>tfw I was thinking of writing a story where a group of friends go camping, but one of them is the monster picking them off with a tone of survival horror
>then ends with a lighthearted epilogue the day after about everyone pissed off that the monster scared them to death

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>>20319943
What about going camping in the frigid winter snow and warming up a lost Hellhound

>> No.20320044

>>20320010
Basically vengeful spirits made up of the grudges and regrets of sunken ships.

>> No.20320050

>>20320038
She's the furnace though.

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>>20320008

need more seaport porn

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Im going to the big booty kingdom and slapping every butt i see!

>> No.20320063

>>20320004
I wonder if all the cardio and yoga she does would give her better control of her holes.

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>>20320054
We already have a ton of that though.

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>>20320050
Her eye flames can't warm her from an Ice Queen's depression cold, she needs a loving hug

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>> No.20320095

>>20320063
Nah, that just gives her better stamina.
Hole control is what the kegels are for.

>> No.20320097

>>20320075
I'm gonna give an Ice Queen a nice hug.

>> No.20320103
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20320103

>>20320097
A hug or a "hug"?

>> No.20320106

>>20320095
>Fit tomboy Kakuen gf with thighs so strong she could snap your back in half
>Can make her holes so tight that she can make it so you can't even pull out all the way
>Expert blowjobs
I'm marrying her the instant we graduate.

>> No.20320112

>>20320103
hug followed by kissu and then "hug"

>> No.20320121

>>20320097
I'm gonna follow an Ice Queen around with a boom box blaring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

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>>20320112

>> No.20320126

Goat on a pole https://imgur.com/a/X9TM5xa

>> No.20320134
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>>20320126
Nice.

>> No.20320137

>>20320126
You're too good to us.

>> No.20320142
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20320142

BUNNY
CUNNY

>> No.20320146

>>20320125
I wonder if an Ice Queen would have her Glacies join in on fun times with husband. Maybe have one suck on his balls while using him as a dickthrone.

>> No.20320148

>>20320126
>>20320134
Based Vada, delivering again. You're pretty alright, man.

>> No.20320165

>>20320024
>Go camping, pretty psyched about the fact that the girl you've been crushing on is coming
>Have a few beers begin working up the courage to hit on her
>"Hey uh, so I have something to tell you"
>"Wait, hush anon... do you hear that?"
>Embarrassed, you listen to the forest. Everything is silent except for the rustling of trees and howling.
>Oh shit
>Suddenly the camp site is attacked
>You try to grab her and get out of there but she's pulled in to the brush by some wolf like creature
>Chasing after her you're shocked to discover she's already disappeared
>Ignoring the screams from the camp site you rush in to the woods like an idiot to chase down whatever monster took her.
>In the distance you swear the screams are turning to.... moans?
>Spend some amount of time searching, pretty sure you're lost at this point
>Hear a bit of rustling in the bushes as your blood turns cold
>Heart pounding you turn to face the direction of the sound steeling yourself
>To your pleasure, your crush comes out of the bushes, it's too dark to tell if she's harmed but she's alive at least
>"Heyyy, anon. Hehe, well that was something hmm, heh, hehehe"
>Her laughter is unnerving in this situation but you figure it's just shock or something
>Rush to her side
>"Are you hurt? Fuck, we need to get out of here"
>"Ohhh that's sweet, but I'm fine. Yes, I feel great. You know what anon? I don't think you'll be going anywhere."
>......huh?
>You pick up your phone light and flash it on her
>Fuzzy paws, ears, a tail? Is this for real, is she a werewolf?
>She begins to growl before letting out a ear splitting howl and pouncing on you, blushing, drooling, and furiously wagging her new tail.
>Yep she's a werewolf, and you're dead
>"Oh anon, I feel great! Don't you wanna to feel great too? I can help..."
>"G-get off me, no I don't know what your doi-"
>"Oh hush, you know I've always had a thing for you, never really had the courage to tell you but now... I think I'll just show you how much I like you."
>Grinning she gives you a sloppy lick to the face before giving you the night of your life
>Fear turns to pleasure and before long you've succumbed to her completely.

>> No.20320189

>>20320165
This is a very MGE story. I approve.

>> No.20320201

>>20320165
>Meanwhile the one "friend" that got brought along out of pity is left completely alone poking at the fire for ten minutes before wondering if he should just walk home
Maybe he'll get something like a Devil Bug.

>> No.20320202

>>20320165
Bonus points if her tail is going a mile a minute the whole time

>> No.20320216

>>20320201
>Grizzly-sama calmly lumbers out of the woods, nonchalantly picks him up under her arm, and carries him back into the treeline

>> No.20320222

>>20320216
>”Aww fuck”
>”Not yet hubby, soon though”

>> No.20320226

>>20320035
Fucking write it then. Tired of people who talk but never do.

>> No.20320231

>>20320216
>Grizzly did not responsibly extinguish the fire before leaving the area
Immersion ruined.

>> No.20320232

>>20320201
>A soldier beetle scuttles around across from him
>She’s looking at the fire with an almost childlike wonder
>Eventually she turns her gaze towards the anon and scuttles close enough to hold his hand
>”Well, she’s still better company with my friends”

>> No.20320234

>>20320231
That's when the Ignis comes in!

>> No.20320236

>>20320226
I don't write it because I'm busy writing other stuff and it's pretty low on the list of priorities, not because of laziness.

>> No.20320264

>>20320231
But anon... only YOU can prevent forest fires!

>> No.20320274 [SPOILER] 
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>>20319781
How would it kill the fa/tg/uy though? Pretty sure they will just find more reasons and excuses to argue that such monstergirl magic items "deprive human engineering and ingenuity and technological development" this and that.

Monstergirls of MGE can basically do things, achievements, and techt and scientific breakthroughs similar to IRL. But teegee nerds will probably still find an excuse and reason to moan about Monstergirls being bad and evil, probably saying "they'll make it all about sex! Where's the conflict? Where's the drama where's the serious moments!?" And so on and so forth just because this or that was not accomplished by Humanity. I can already see it coming.

>> No.20320276

>>20318529
Is that constanza.

>> No.20320281

>>20320276
No, but it is loss
:.|:;

>> No.20320292

>>20320010
>>20320014
>>20320016
>>20320044
Me also thinks the Abbysals are demonized and villainized American/Western/Allied warships too.

>> No.20320310

>>20320292
Is English even your first language?

>> No.20320311
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A big, flustered Bunyip blocks your path!

>> No.20320316

>>20320134
>>20320126
I want to marry this goat!

>> No.20320324

>>20320311
>"....hello?"
>"eeek!"

>> No.20320325

>>20320311
Could be bigger

>> No.20320326

>>20320274
Fuck off /tg/. Nobody fucking likes you.

>> No.20320328

>>20320311
Oh no! Better compliment her!

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>>20320274
Fa/tg/uys only care about the abstract concept of humanity. They'll go on and on about the endless achievements of IRL humanity, but when you point out that the Chief God's plan would keep humanity permanently frozen at medieval shithole levels of development, they instantly turn into misanthropes, saying that humanity needs to held back to prevent overpopulation and environmental damage and shit.

>> No.20320362
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>>20320311
[x]Hug

>> No.20320383

>>20320326
He was arguing against /tg/ dummy.

>> No.20320384

>>20320126
>pleasure rune pasties
If I rub her through them would she cum?

>> No.20320391

>>20320384
It would be extremely pleasurable.

>> No.20320396

You know what'd be really fucked up? If a monster girl child "claimed" a boy she liked playing with but he moved away before being able to learn what that really meant which causes him to grow up feeling socially isolated.

>> No.20320401
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>> No.20320403

>>20320383
Fuck off posters have zero reading comprehension as it is

>> No.20320410

>>20320401
She can’t hide those cute glasses of hers!>>20320403

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>>20320396
Enter Eros!

>> No.20320420

>>20320401
What an unredeemable bitch. I can't wait to roll for her.

>> No.20320423

>>20320412
Imagine being the lucky son of a bitch that Eros herself shows up to comfort.

>> No.20320440

>>20320423
I don't think a mortal man can possibly imagine that level of sensual love and affection.

>> No.20320460

>>20320412
>It's got what it takes! So tell me whyyyyy can't this be love?!

>> No.20320486

>>20320440
Well if Eros herself felt like she needed to personally help a man he'd have no choice but to experience every little bit of it.

>> No.20320510

>>20320410
Why did you quote >>20320403?

>> No.20320512

Soft or Firm?
Which is best?

>> No.20320527

>>20320512
soft

>> No.20320544
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>>20320512
Soft!

>> No.20320551

>>20320544
Ice cream scoops!

>> No.20320563
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>>20320512
Firm!

>> No.20320565

>>20320544
too cold

>> No.20320573
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>>20320565

>> No.20320575

>>20320573
too scary

>> No.20320581
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>>20320512
Soft but not TOO soft.

>> No.20320588

>>20320486
>A horde of crying Houris come running to Eros
>Apparently one anon who is by all means an altruistic and generous soul has just had disastrous luck with women
>Eros sits deep in reflection before smiling and cracking her knuckles
>"Alrighty, ladies Eros is on the case, I'll show you how its done"
>Takes flight towards anons home
>Crashes through the window full speed, it's been a while since she's flown
>Dusts herself off and looks up absolutely beaming at a startled anon
>"Uhhh, who are you? W-what are you?"
>"My dear, I am the answer to all your problems"
>Strikes a pose and seductively begins walking towards anon
>Trips over a loose object on the floor before falling flat on her face flushed with humiliation
>Turns out Eros really doesn't have much experience in seduction considering she sends Houris to solve all the worlds love problems
>In fact most of her knowledge comes from Titania-tier cheesy love novels and her practice writing fan fiction
>Luckily Anon is already feeling something tingly in his heart because of her natural love aura
>"Want some help up?"
>"Y-yes thank you my love, my entrance was, erm, supposed to be smoother than this"
>"Haha, don't worry I thought it was cool, my names anon by the way. And you are..?"
>"Eros my dear, goddess of love, pleased to make your acquaintance."
>"Well since your here, want to join in on the game I'm playing?"
>Eros enthusiastically nods, before sitting plopping down in anons lap and grabbing a controller.
>She's already plotting all the loving anon is about to get.

What a dork

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>>20320512
yes.

>> No.20320593

>>20320573
I want her to bully me with her feet.

>> No.20320604

>>20320512
Soft where it counts, but firm abs

>> No.20320611
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>>20320591
Terrible photoshop.

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>>20320588
>tfw you will never marry Eros and have the most romantic honeymoon only the goddess of love could set up
It hurts

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>>20320588

>> No.20320628

>>20320544
God just look at her, she's softer than a triple-scoop cone!

>> No.20320633 [DELETED] 

>>20320627
>fat rolls
God fuck off Nav holy shit.

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>>20320581
>shog with legs
Heresy.

>> No.20320636

>>20320634
She can figure it out if she puts her mind to it!

>> No.20320641

>>20320633
God damn, you are stupid.

>> No.20320643
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>>20320633
No.

>> No.20320644

>>20320634
Get with the times grandma! She's a born young Shog, not an original.

>> No.20320648

>>20320627
i want to worship her thick thighs and meaty ass

>> No.20320649

>>20320581
>>20320634
>>20320644
>heh, being a maid? Isn't that kind of old-fashioned?
This brood is going to the Mi-go.

>> No.20320651
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>"The best time to wear a stripped sweater"
>"Is all the time."
>"One with a collar"
>"Tur-tle-neck"
>"That's the kind."
I just found out about his passing, fucking RIP man.

>> No.20320656

>>20320651
?

>> No.20320658
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>>20320651

>> No.20320659

>>20320656
Spongebob's creator, Steven Hillenburg, died at 57 of ALS today.

>> No.20320660

>>20320656
Dude who made Spongebob died.

>> No.20320661

>>20320659
>>20320660
Oh, whatever.

>> No.20320663

>>20320615
I'd even be fine with a Houri showing up to my doorstep

>> No.20320664

>>20320661
>whatever
How can I get to be as cool as you?

>> No.20320666

>>20320659
So it goes.

>> No.20320669
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Playing fetch with the waifu!

>> No.20320670

>get home after a working up a real sweat at the gym
>prepare yourself before you go inside
>the second you close the front door, you hear your hellhound wife's claws scratching the floor just before tackling you to the ground and lifting your shirt up
>she's sniffing you all over, getting high off of taking deep whiffs of your manly musk
>her tail is wagging so fiercely, you think it might just snap off
>as she licks your bare chest, you can feel her soaked crotch rubbing against your leg
>such is life with a canine monster wife

>> No.20320671

>>20318529
Translation of that image???

>> No.20320672

>>20320664
I didn't fucking know the guy and I haven't watched a bit of spongebob in over ten years. Why should I be distraught over a complete stranger dying that I knew nothing about except for the fact that he made a cartoon that went to shit when the movie came out?

>> No.20320673

>>20320633
It's fine if he likes that, it's not /d/ tier and you're just retarded

>> No.20320674

>>20320663
Super nervous and almost trembling with anticipation on her first impressions on you? That's my favorite idea of first meeting with Houri, before she settles in to the 'perfect loving newlywed' role.

>> No.20320676

>>20320666
Beat it, Satan.

>> No.20320677

>>20320672
This. Fuck other people! Humanity is overrated!

>> No.20320678 [SPOILER] 
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20320678

How weird can elves get for your liking?

>> No.20320680
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>> No.20320681

>>20320659
I hope he'll be reincarnated in the undersea kingdom

>> No.20320684

>>20320673
Eat shit fatfag

>> No.20320685

>>20320634
So much for that leg-locking fetish

>> No.20320689

>>20320510
Didn't mean to.

>> No.20320690
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20320690

>>20320669
>Big tough Hellhound waifu
>Really enjoys playing fetch but tries her best to hide it
>As soon as the ball comes out she averts her gaze
>"C-Come on now, you really think I like doing that puppy stuff?"
>Her furiously wagging tail tells another story

>> No.20320692

>>20320677
It sucks that he died you fucking retard. But that doesn't mean I should make a fucking essay about what Spongebob meant to me and how it's sad that he died. Get your head out of your ass you fucking pretentious faggot.

>> No.20320695

>>20320680
What the fuck is the appeal of a girl with an onahole? The point of an onahole is you have no girl so if you have a girl what's the point?

>> No.20320696
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20320696

>>20320692

>> No.20320697

>>20320672
Well that anon his answer, in no way will he ever be as nihilistic and cool as you

>> No.20320701

>>20320669
>>20320690
Having a daycare with nothing but pups must be really interesting

>> No.20320704

>>20320696
I want to mating press this space cat.

>> No.20320705

>>20320697
If you want to blog about it that's cool, but it has no bearing on this thread.

>> No.20320707
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20320707

>>20320701
>Daycare for wans has an automated ball chucker with a large hopper full of tennis balls
>By the time you come to pick them up they're all tuckered out

>> No.20320708

>>20320696
Never invite a Space Cat to join your crew, they eat way too much food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpknmN6Om9w

>> No.20320710

>>20320696
>>20320704
Fuck off with your xeno cancer.

>> No.20320712
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20320712

What's the best way to go about dicking a monster girl police officer?
>"Fuck the police? Now there's an interesting suggestion~"

>> No.20320716

>>20320712
Expose her for being a dirty, dirty cop!

>> No.20320724

>>20320670
She's probably been sniffing your laundry this whole time

>> No.20320725

>>20320707
>automated
That's no good. We'd need to hire more staff to make sure all those wans get real tennis ball throwing playtime! It'd be expensive, but it worth it to see their smiles.

>> No.20320731

>>20320716
>show the monster girl commissioner several pictures of the cop getting fucked stupid by you and being covered in your cum
>"This is...some interesting evidence. I'll have to, um, examine these myself. In private."

>> No.20320737

>>20320724
Should you leave a piece of laundry with a hellhound when you're going on a long trip without her so she doesn't get lonely?

>> No.20320738

I really really want a strict librarian Hakutaku who's a sexy yet frigid gal by day and a kinky, ravenous dominatrix by night mushrooming out of her spiked corset

>> No.20320739

>>20320725
But what are you gonna do when you have a bunch of little wans shyly saying they want to play fetch with Mr. Anon forever?

>> No.20320742
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20320742

>>20320725
See, what you do is make the floor at a very slight incline, so that the balls all roll down into a chute that feeds back into the hopper. We'll make millions!

>> No.20320745

I have a nefarious scheme to devalue tanuki by flooding the market with them.
I'll get back at them with their own wombs!

>> No.20320747

>>20320738
Your taste is truly patrician anon, good on you.

>> No.20320749

>>20320512
Soft breasts and thighs, firm ass and arms. Face and tummy are individual preference.

>> No.20320750

>>20320737
Yes, you leave a well-worn pair of boxers or briefs. Do be warned, however, that you will have a ravenously horny hellhound waiting when you get back. Don't expect to leave the house again for another three days. Or until she gets knocked up. Whichever happens first.

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20320751

>>20320126
>>20320134
Welp. I know what I'm getting off to tonight!

>> No.20320754

>>20320710
Fuck off

>> No.20320755
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20320755

>>20320708
Outlaw Anon would be wise not to incite the wrath of the Space Cat Empire.

>> No.20320759 [DELETED] 

>>20320754
So it's okay to post Xenomorphs now? Cool.

>> No.20320762

>>20320739
Tell the silly wans you can't play fetch forever, or else how would there be time for scitches and naps! I can't imagine how this might backfire in the future.

>> No.20320763
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20320763

>>20320627
What if a man is so dedicated to altruistically helping people that he thinks love takes up too much time and gets in the way of helping?

>> No.20320764

>>20320738
>"Anon, these stacks must be organized- NEATLY, I'll add- by ten PM tonight. I'll not tolerate any more slacking off. It's hard enough running a library in this town without it being unorganized. Understood? Hmmph."

>"Oh, you pathetic little boy, its Ten'O'five, looks like you didn't get your work done in time! How naughty of you. Now you're going to get punished for hours and hours until I'm satisfied, and its all your fault~!"

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>>20320755
>Stand down kitties, he belongs to me.
>As in he belongs under my jurisdiction, not to me personally.
>Yet...

>> No.20320776

>>20320763
Even Santa is married though.

>> No.20320781

>>20320765
>Dragon Commander launches out of her ship in her space suit.
>Flying through space and tearing apart Space Cat ships with her own claws.
>'DARLING! NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE YOU!~'

>> No.20320782

I want to make a loli wan's favorite tennis ball into a ball gag that I make her wear all day long.

>> No.20320784

>>20320742
I'm fairly certain posts like these count as tanuki marriage proposals.

>>20320750
It's a good thing she doesn't get confused and accidentally react like this when you pop out to get groceries. Or maybe if you accidentally left your laundry out, she would react exactly like that.

>> No.20320785

>>20320781
>DARLING
NO LUM NO

>> No.20320791
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20320791

Angels are the future.

And probably the past too.

Definitely not the present though.

>> No.20320808

>>20320791
>MGQshit

>> No.20320813

>>20320776
To surpass Santa one must surpass their own humanity.

>> No.20320814

>>20320791
Weeping Angel monstergirl when?

>> No.20320821

>>20320814
Go away.

>> No.20320831

>>20320821
>he doesn't want a 2-3 Dimensional cutie who you can trap in embarrassing poses with your vision.

>> No.20320839

>>20317959
You mean upgrade.

>> No.20320868
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20320868

Eldritch girls are scary.

>> No.20320907

>>20320868
Thankfully that's just your kind an loving oneesan

>> No.20320911

>>20320763
Well then a Houri will just have to tell that man that the only way he can help her is by loving her

>> No.20320923

>>20320911
>Houri saying horribly cheesy romance lines with complete sincerity and earnestness
Too cute

>> No.20320926

>>20320907
I see neither of those things in her.

>> No.20320979

>>20320674
>Doorbell rings, open it to find a fidgeting short, pink haired girl and curiously enough, heart shaped pupils
>"Uh, hehe, h-hello kind sir, I'm a Houri, I've been sent here as a reward for your good deeds"
>A moment of awkward silence that is only punctuated by her heavy breathing
>She's sweating bullets
>"Well, I can't say that this isn't strange. Not exactly sure what I did to deserve this but uh, what exactly are you here for?"
>"...Right, oh right! Of course, silly me! I'm here help out and to take care of your every um..."
>She leans in close and whispers
>"...Desire"
>"Oh, so what can you do?"
>"Well I can clean, cook, h-hold hands, oh gosh, am I being to forward?"
>Well, this is awkward, but she is pretty cute
>"Might as well come in"
>She lets out a squeal of desire as she jumps up and down in the air clapping her hands before stopping and composing herself flushed at her display of emotion.
>Strangely, the moment she steps in your house you almost feel like a weight was lifted off your heart

>> No.20320987

I want to end up on a Tanuki's rapecruise after gambling myself into a huge debt.

>> No.20320994
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20320994

Would you work as a ground level mook in an evil organization?

>> No.20320998

>>20320690
>"Who's a good girl!"
>"Oh, jeez not this again. Honey that doesn't work on me"
>"I said, who's a good girl, whoooo's a good doggy"
>Tail begins wagging despite her efforts to stop it
>"I-I am" she whispers
>You laugh and begin giving her had scratches
>She can't help but lean in for more pets
>When you take her hand off she puts grabs it with her paw and places it back on her head blushing
>"Don't stop"
>"Oh so you do like it?"
>"You are so dead when I get you in bed tonight."

>> No.20321004

>>20320994
Only to sabotage their nefarious schemes from the inside

>> No.20321011

>>20320994
Only to steal the blue one

Seriously how is it that the adaptation of this is the only time we've had a blue girl in hentai?

>> No.20321014

>>20320994
Only if everyone there is hilariously incompetent, ultimately harmless and needs someone looking out for them.

>> No.20321022

>>20320926
Just look deep in to her eyes anon.
DEEPER

>> No.20321027

>>20321011
there is the MGQ adaptation

>> No.20321028

>>20321011
At least it wasn't by Queen Bee

WHO BUYS THEIR CRAP

>> No.20321042
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20321042

>>20321011
theres also her delicious brown human form

>> No.20321047

>>20321042
What's the point of brown when there's blue?

None, that's what

>> No.20321052

>>20321022
n-no

>> No.20321053

>>20321047
when she's doing earth shit and not evil invading army shit

>> No.20321083

I got a story for yall
>there was a guy called jerry
>he went in to the forest
>stuff happened
>he now is married to a holst

>> No.20321088

>>20321083
t. Jerry

>> No.20321094
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20321094

>be masked superhero anon that fights against an evil organization trying to take over the city
>always battle their powerful monster girl boss and just barely manage to send her and her minions packing every week
>it wouldn't be so bad if the fights didn't keep happening when you were on your dates with your beautiful human girlfriend
>you always have to make up some excuse, run off, beat the bad guys, and run back, clothing a sloppily put back on and out of breath
>strangely, your girlfriend is also out of breath when you get back and her hair is a bit of a mess

>> No.20321096

>>20321083
Explain the "stuff"
what was the holst doing in the forest?
why did he go in the forest?
what led to their marriage

>> No.20321108

>>20321083
>"Jerry you are shit at telling stories"

>> No.20321123

>>20321083
I'm with>>20321096
why the hell was there a cow in the forest?

>> No.20321130

>>20321123
I feeling this is the point anon reveals he's from some fake eastern euroupean country
>"what? you no have cow in forest in america?"

>> No.20321137

>>20321130
Beware the Slav forest cows.

>> No.20321144

>>20321130
>>20321137
Get out of here Stalker.

>> No.20321146

>>20321096
>>20321123
maybe the holst was just traveling?

>> No.20321160

>>20321137
>>20321146
right, so we have a traveling eastern european holst
that still doesnt explain the guys reason for being in the forest, or the mysterious "stuff" that occurred

>> No.20321161

>>20321144
>cheeky breeki intensifies
She just wants to help you get past the Scorcher, anon.

>> No.20321168

>>20321160
>reason for being in the forest
Checking on his bathtub vodka still.

>the mysterious "stuff" that occurred
Slav holst drunk him under the table. It was a blurry night that ended with rings and vows.

>> No.20321171

>>20321161
Well now I actually do want a Holst dressed up for the Zone.

>> No.20321174

>>20321168
We need art of slav forest holst

>> No.20321179

>>20321171
Her breast milk is great at reducing radiation and she can carry extra weapons and ammo!

>> No.20321194
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>>20320998
>Her tail wags like crazy when you tell her you love her

>> No.20321267

>>20321094
>You will never be a lone hero dedicated to stopping a "dangerous" group of monster girls only for it to turn out that your girlfriend is leading them
Imagine the drama!

>> No.20321272

>>20321267
Oh no! It's Durarara!! all over again!

>> No.20321280

>>20321272
Really it could also be any Toku show if you squint hard enough.

>> No.20321283
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>>20321280
But this way I get Celty.

>> No.20321291

>>20321283
I wanna hug Celty a whole lot.

>> No.20321296

>>20321291
I wanna fug Celty a whole lot.

>> No.20321298
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>>20321296
Stop being lewd.

>> No.20321299
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>>20321267

>> No.20321308

>>20321298
Her body is lewd it's not my fault.

>> No.20321326

I got a better story
>there was a guy called greg
>he like a girl called maria
>he decided to do something romantic
>So he buys her a cherry pie
>stuff happens
>He now has a succubus for a wife

>> No.20321330

>>20321326
Anon what kind of drugs are you on?
Can I have some?

>> No.20321333
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>>20321308
What's lewd about it?

>> No.20321339

>>20321333
Everything, and the fact that she's in a skin tight body suit makes it several times lewder.

>> No.20321341

>>20321330
pills for high blood pressure
Pros: can drink alcohol all a please, lower blood pressure and no migraines
Cons: can't take grape fruit

>> No.20321344

>>20321267
Even better, she admits that she's only attempting world domination because she loves him so much that she wants to change the world for him so that his life is a little easier and more stress free.

>> No.20321357

>>20321341
Guess that means you just have to drink grape flavored alcohol.

>> No.20321365

>>20321357
Well yeah I guess
I just need to warm up for writing shit with actual substance

>> No.20321464

>>20321357
Grapefruits and grapes are two different things.

>> No.20321465

>>20321339
A skin tight body suit that's not even "real".

>> No.20321478

>>20321465
Exactly, she can make it become anything she wants including nothing at all, that's the kind of power all monster girls need.

>> No.20321538

I am not ashamed to admit that I'd fall in love with the first monster girl who gives me affection even if she is scary or evil.

>> No.20321540

>>20321464
I don't believe your order lies!

>> No.20321543

>>20321538
Let's be fair. Most of us here would.

>> No.20321547

>>20321538
>even if
You mean especially if, right?

>> No.20321551

>>20318104
nerdhound a cutie.

>> No.20321605

>>20319669
is that a bulge?

>> No.20321611

>>20321605
Puffy vulva.

>> No.20321639

>>20321540
Grapes are... grapes. You make wine with it. Grapefruit, despite the name, is a citrus fruit like an orange but larger and notably more sour. It was made by accidentally crossing an orange with a pomelo.

>> No.20321690

Remember
Kouhais are for impregnating

>> No.20321725

>>20321690
Wrong, teachers are.

>> No.20321759

>>20321725
Both can be

>> No.20321776
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20321776

>>20321690
Here's your kouhai for today.

>> No.20321778

>>20321759
Why not the whole school?

>> No.20321783

>>20321778
I like your style

>> No.20321786

>>20321778
Gonna need some Raging Mushrooms for this one.

>> No.20321801

>>20321776
Oh man, I remember having some pretty vivid fantasies of her in my early years of high school when I first discovered the MGE. It helps she was one of the better-looking slimes due to KC's art improving around that time. I'll take smelling like garbage to everyone if it means getting the stickiest hugs and kisses.

>> No.20321812

>>20321801
She can smell wonderful if she lives in a normal domicile, and she feels good to touch like a bubble massage, and she's good for your health! What a talented kouhai.

>> No.20321852

>>20320126
>>20320134
Lolis with wide hips are good at poledancing.

>> No.20322021
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20322021

>playing RDR2
>have to milk some cows
So this is what the wild west was like.

>> No.20322044

>>20322021
Need me a harem of cows. 2 holsts and 2 minos.

>> No.20322074
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>> No.20322079

>>20322074
Winter comes and flowers wilt.

>> No.20322095

>>20322044
Don’t forget nerd cow

>> No.20322108

>>20322095
Nothing against hakutakus. I'd just prefer to stick with just holsts and minos.

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20322122

>stealing a meme
>getting your meme stolen

>> No.20322137

>>20322122
Cheshire Cheshire
>yes anon?
Suck my dick
>no anon
Telling lies?
>no anon
Open your mouth!
>gluk gluk gluk

>> No.20322145
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20322145

I want to visit Winterstown.

>> No.20322151

>>20322145
I've got a joke about Winter Town. You know what they call tourism in Winter Town?
Immigration

>> No.20322157

>>20322145
I wonder who drives the snowplow for Winterstown.

>> No.20322168

>>20322157
I saw a movie once about a guy who operated a snowplow, his name was unironically Dickmann.

>> No.20322172

>>20322157
Yeti-chan’s Mom.
And she’s the thickest accented, most red-flannel wearing gal in the whole town eh?

>> No.20322177

>>20322157
Normally one of the gremlins since they invented it to not need salt or damage the snow it plows. Occasionally however, they let the local kids take a ride on it and learn how to drive it. So be on the lookout for snowplows that seem to be driven by the tiniest Wendi's.

>> No.20322181

>>20322145
I want a Wendigo family.

>> No.20322209

>>20322177
>Wendi-chan just always drives it to McMeaties every time
Oh that little scamp!

>> No.20322212
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20322212

No one can touch the cow.

>> No.20322214

>>20322212
Aurochs atavism?

>> No.20322238

>>20322151
Hard to leave when you go to Winterstown for a ski trip and a Glacies won't stop clinging to your arm, her heart will freeze if you leave her

>> No.20322239

>>20322238
Glacies figure-skating!

>> No.20322250

>>20322212
That's Knickers the australian cow right?

>> No.20322286
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20322286

>> No.20322290

>>20322250
Ye.

Absolute unit.

>> No.20322299

do griffons lay eggs?

>> No.20322308

>>20322299
No, they've got lion pussy.

>> No.20322321

>>20322212
>>20322250
>>20322290
Holy fuck, that is a huge cow.We always talk about beeg minotaurs, but they don't have shit on Big Momma Holst.

>> No.20322323

What do the babies of various types of monstergirls look like? I like to think Manticore babies look like Mofucores.

>> No.20322326

>>20322299
Sure, it's another thing to guard. Fiercely protective momma griffons would be pretty scary.

>> No.20322345

>>20322323
To emphasize the “gachapon” aspect of Echidnas, all of their children hatch from eggs regardless of species. She still gets pregnant, but she gives birth to the egg which cracks once she she recovers.

>> No.20322352

>>20322239
I don't know how to ice skate but I'll learn for her, I'll take Tsurara-san's classes and fall down with the Wendi students!

>> No.20322356
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20322356

What would centaur martial arts look like?

>> No.20322359

>>20322352
>I don't know how to ice skate
There's nothing to know man, just put them skates on slide along.

>> No.20322381

>>20322359
I just want a mean, scarred Tsurara to whip me into shape with her icy glares

>> No.20322384

>>20322356
Wasn't there a Centaur in the Mortal Kombat games?

>> No.20322387

>>20322321
Gentlemen, the dire cow

>> No.20322390

>>20322352
>a bunch of Wendigos faceplanting on the ice and sliding along
Ganbatte.

>> No.20322396

>>20322387
Aurochs dammit!

>> No.20322478
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20322478

>>20322145
Do snowy owls live there too?

>> No.20322479

>>20322308
do the mg's with animal bottoms try to make you feel dirty by asking you how it feels inside their goat, cow, lion, deer or horse pussy?

>> No.20322491

>>20322390
>Wendis are flopping up and down all over the place
>That one little Wendi that is crouched down, holding her knees against her chest as she slowly glides along
>Tsuarara-sensei is feeling her eyesicle trying to calm down.

>> No.20322498

>>20322478
Of course! They will often either make their treehouse nest up in the highest trees, or seek shelter in the barns.

>> No.20322566

>>20320994
Yeah, the "evil" demon cult

>> No.20322584

>>20322479
Dirty talk is a big part of sex, isn't it?

>> No.20322591

>>20322479
Well, they all do for not wanting to fuck another human

>> No.20322650

>>20322321
>Big Momma Holst
Imagine the hugs

>> No.20322662

>>20322650
Not just a boob hat, a boob sombrero.

>> No.20322704

>>20322108
Holsts are more relaxing to be around but...Minos are more fun to milk.

>> No.20322734

>>20322384
What?

>> No.20322750

>>20322734
Motaro.

>> No.20322768

>>20322491
>Tsurara-sensei goes to the Ice Queen bar after practice
>"I swear, if I hear one more damn awawa I'm gonna lose it"
>A wild pack of Wendis clamor around the bar window and start flooding in
>"Meat water! Meat water! Rara-sensei awa, thanks for skate practice today!"
>Ice Queen bartender has the slightest smile while Tsurara-sensei has her head in her hands

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>> No.20322775

>>20322768
>Meat water!

I am disgusted and yet intrigued at the same time.

>> No.20322782

>>20322774
Is that sweat, water, or copious amounts of some type of lube?

>> No.20322789

>>20322768
Frustrating as it is, those girls really appreciate it and she’s doing a good thing teaching them.

>> No.20322812

>>20322775
It's gravy but the little Wendis call it meat water, they're still learning

>> No.20322864

You know what we need
Lilims
Lilims and fruit salad

>> No.20322908

>>20322864
>tfw no lilim shipmistress to serve

>> No.20322933

>>20322864
yummy yummy

>> No.20322978
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20322978

Go to church.

>> No.20322985

>>20322933
Sister Thiccness, I’ve come to confess!

>> No.20322989

>>20322985
Wrong reply?

>> No.20323018

>>20322978
I’m going to the church of MEAT

>> No.20323021

>>20323018
Sounds like that's where the Wendi family goes to worship.

>> No.20323036

>>20323021
They may be dissatisfied

>> No.20323041

>>20322989
Yes, it’s like bursting into the bakery next to the nunnery and making the wrong confession...

>> No.20323048
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>>20322978
Okay.

>> No.20323073

>>20323041
The nice ladies at the Dragon Bakery will surely listen to your confession with sympathy.

>> No.20323088

>>20323021
I thought Wendi families worshiped Papa Winter who brought them blessings through pine cones.

>> No.20323102

>>20323088
They're obviously polytheist.

>> No.20323115

>>20323088
>Papa and Mama winter
I remember that discussion. Very wholesome.

>> No.20323123

>>20322978
She is for protecting while she preaches to the faithful and potential converts

>> No.20323179

>>20322978
But I want to sleep in on Sunday!

>> No.20323182

>>20323088
The meat god blesses happy families with good hunting and tasty meat.

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>> No.20323208

>>20323203
A rare Dollarham appears!

>> No.20323226

>>20323182
The Wendi families sure are religious people

>> No.20323232
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>>20323208
>Dollarham

>> No.20323255

>>20323226
Papa and mama go hunting
They come back with stretchy meat
Can’t explain that

>> No.20323295

>>20323255
Checkmate atheists!

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>> No.20323387

>>20323362
Uhh, did I break another treaty again?

>> No.20323440
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https://exhentai.org/g/1321481/dcf3fc2bac/

>> No.20323455
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>ywn tease a cheshire with a laser pointer

>> No.20323469

>>20323440
Is that flower an Ahoge?

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>> No.20323617 [SPOILER] 
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>>20323455

>> No.20323670
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>> No.20323685

>>20323670
Why is her son Hajime from Danganronpa?

>> No.20323694

>>20323571
Is this her idea of adoption?

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>> No.20323846

>>20323694
No, it's her idea of courtship.

>> No.20323869

i want a thick spade mg to wrap her tail around my hand and use it to make me touch her breast with a smug look on her face.

>> No.20323873

>>20323827
I still want to work alone on some remote mostly automated space station and then have a shog blob flying through space bump into it.

IT'S COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS

>> No.20323881
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Has a hero ever caught a metal slime?

>> No.20323898

>>20323881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ7wgT1vyh8
>This starts playing

>> No.20323900

>>20323881
I'd be completely on board with this if it weren't for the fact I keep thinking about her being made of Mercury and that's...quite dangerous.

>> No.20323906

>>20323900
Mamono mana

>> No.20323907

>>20323881
No. They always run away when at 1 HP.

>> No.20323915

>>20323907
they ALWAYS have 1 hp

>> No.20323936

>>20323907
>>20323915
And that's why these magnificent monsters are so rare. They're so shy, that they run away at first glance of anything! How are they supposed to have kids when they cant even look at a man without wanting to flee?

>> No.20323941

>>20323936
>Bunyip sweating in the corner

>> No.20323942
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>>20323941
Bunyips don't flee tho.

>> No.20323944

>>20323936
The trick is the use a magnet tied to a stick(your dick). Trust me, i'm a slime rancher.

>> No.20323954

>>20323944
But what if she's a nonferrous metal?

>> No.20323970

>>20323954
You'll have to bait her into a trap or find a ferrous Slime to help you.

>> No.20323996

>>20323942
It’s fight or flight, every single bunyip just happens to be born with fight

>> No.20324050

smug loli vamps with womb tattoos

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71873399

>> No.20324060

>>20323073
>”Goodness, that is very heartfelt! Here is some volcano bread. Good luck with Sister! We want to hear how it goes!”
Wholesome.

>> No.20324091
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>>20324050
Vampire loli mistresses are the best. They usually come with a cute and sexy houshold too. Time stopping kiki maid, wyvern gate guard, dark mage librarian and succ servant for example

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>> No.20324128

>>20324121
>Lich steals her Anubis friend's staff to use the scale to measure her alchemy ingredients

>> No.20324278

>>20324091
Vamp lolis are for womb stretching

>> No.20324289

>>20323873
>Blob of space shot bumps into the ship randomly
>Oh! Hello! Is this your sector?

>> No.20324315

>>20324289
Maid get. Now the job won't be so lonely

>> No.20324332

>>20323906
majambalaya

>> No.20324367
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20324367

We need more motivation

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>>20324367

>> No.20324379

>>20324367
Maybe later.

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>>20324332

>> No.20324390

>>20324367
I want a motivated demon girl!

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>>20324367

>> No.20324429
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>Hello, this is Kenkou Cross and I’d like to speak to my lawyer

>> No.20324431

>>20324383
I want to get a mind breaking orgasm-inducing hug that instantly turns me into an incubus by Druella

>> No.20324434
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Here's your milk

>> No.20324439

>>20324434
I didn't order any though.

>> No.20324442
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>>20324367
>"There is a overwhelming chance that you will succeed,"

>> No.20324480
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How THICC do you like your monster girls?

>> No.20324481

How would you manage your kingdom or realm if you received one through your waifu? I'd keep everyone out for the most part, I have to protect my delicate, blind wife.

>> No.20324483

>>20324481
Anon, your wife can fire death beams.
I think she's good.

>> No.20324484

This has to be a troll, right?

>> No.20324488

>>20324442
>Be a lich's undead thrall/lab rat/mana reserve
>Any time some arrow or sword is threatening her body you automatically leap into harms way to take that arrow for her
>She sometimes just uses your body as a shield manually
>She will just resurrects you afterwards if you don't survive
>other than that you are well cared for

Undeath is weird

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>>20324484

>> No.20324498

>>20324481
I like the idea of the small room sized spirit realms described in world guide 3. I wouldn't want anything bigger than a private sex room dimension.

>> No.20324500

>>20323827
Fuck off

>> No.20324502

>>20324491
I want to pay to toll.

>> No.20324505

>>20324481
>Inherit the Rootdark Forest Kingdom by marrying the gentle Queen Moonlight Titania
>Dutifully ride through the kingdom to survey it with her by your side on a wagon pulled by a Nightmare
>She happily describes it as you go along, pointing out at certain points where you’re at and how lovely the architecture is (so she’s told)
>in reality, you can tell that the infrastructure is crumbling, the place has seen much better days, and the people are earnest and love their Queen but not very well off
Do you have the heart to tell her the kingdom is in a bad state?
Do you do anything to try and improve it?

>> No.20324509

>>20324483
I'd rather it not come down to that. Firing death beams is too crude for her.

>> No.20324513

Moonlight Titania is so gentle. I wish she didn’t cry so much.

>> No.20324523

>>20324513
Be her fairy knight and protect and comfort her

>> No.20324528

>>20324523
Only the strongest knight is what she deserves. I must quest for the Moonlight Greatsword to prove my honor to her!

>> No.20324529

>>20324505
Obviously I find some type of worth in the kingdom to try and sell to the outside world through human husband traders. I bet the rare plants and ore in the area sell for a high price. If worst comes to worst I left tourists come through to spent time.

>> No.20324531

Shouldn’t it be Moonlight Papillion now?

>> No.20324533

Would a gyaru genie be in a phone?

>> No.20324536

>>20324531
It should, yes.

>> No.20324538

>>20324528
Good man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-bGE6ZFAk

>> No.20324539

>>20324529
There’s still the matter of that pesky Cheshire and her band of weirdo bandits.

>> No.20324542

>>20324539
Is she like Robin Hood?

>> No.20324543

>>20324488
>bravely jump in front of danger for your lich mistress
>comedically roll around on the floor in pain and try to tell her your last dying words
>she immediately reminds you that you're undead and can therefore feel no pain nor die
>after a few seconds you stand up, looking embarrassed

>> No.20324545

>>20324531
>>20324536
Why not both?

>> No.20324553

>>20324543
Lich mistress's deadpan reactions makes it hard to show off and/or be dramatic!

>> No.20324554

>>20324531
For the butterfly analogy yes, but considering the threadcanon character of her is gentle, naive, and somewhat childish (in a way) in nature, I feel like Titania makes more sense.
>>20324545
Maybe Moonlight Papillion is her more confident and perky, yet equally blind, cousin.

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>>20324531
A papillion is just a titania with a bug butt glued on.

>> No.20324557

>>20324539
Well now moonlight knights havinf something to do, even if it is just chasing of some pesky cats.

>> No.20324562

>>20324557
Remember, captured bandits are yours to do with as you please.

>> No.20324565

>>20324543
>>20324553
What you don’t see is her Phylactery almost cracking whenever it happens because her true emotions are even still immense concern and momentary terror that you somehow were still hurt despite it.

>> No.20324571

>>20324539
She speaks in Shakespeare english right?

>> No.20324572

>>20324562
The fairies will be pleased to have new victims to tickle torture.

>> No.20324581

>>20324557
>Alvina the Cheshire keeps playing largely harmless pranks on your Moonlight Titania wife
>stuff like tricking her into putting clothes on backwards or accidentally skipping down the wrong path
>whenever fairy knight angrily tries to catch her she just disappears with a grin
Damn fat cat! And her friends are weebs!

>> No.20324584

>>20324533
>gyaru genie appears on the screen of the phone
>"Release me and I'll grant any wish you like, cherry boy~ All you have to do is, like, rub the touch screen."
>shrub and start rubbing it
>the image instantly changes to a picture of her crotch so now your rubbing her through her lewd panties
>"Aah~ Who knew this virgin was such a perv?"
Darn those crafty gyaru genies

>> No.20324590

>>20324572
fairies could get annoying so quickly

>> No.20324592

>>20324581
>Dee hee hee, dee hee hee!
>What a fool we have, what a wretched fool we have!

>> No.20324605

>>20324571
It’s all an act! Her shitty ring is from a crackerjack box, doesn’t make you invisible at all!

>> No.20324606

>>20324584
>Go into your new phone's pictures
>It's filled with erotic selfies taken by the gyaru genie
>Your music is now filled with her whispering in your ear
>your web browser is filled with porn sites

>> No.20324607

>>20324367
Who motivates the motivators?
what would would do if flagmander became depressed?

>> No.20324609
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Would you let her succ you?

>> No.20324612

>>20324592
>>20324581
>"W-we're not weebs!"
>"A-and I'm not fat! you cant even see me!"
>Said while she's invisible

>> No.20324613

>>20324609
Probably

>> No.20324621

>>20324605
>Fairy knight waking up in the queen's room and looks around
>He spots several transparent, but still easy to spot, monsters belonging to that pesky cat's gang
>They are trying to blend in to the room

>> No.20324629

>>20324488
>Take a arrow and hammer blow to the chest protecting your mistress and die again
>She commends you for listening to her and taking all damage to the ribs, as it's easiest to repair when she has to bring you back.

>> No.20324631

>>20324612
>>20324621
>He’s about to angrily storm out the door to get his weapon
>suddenly, the doorway is covered instantaneously with an impassable white fog
Uh oh.

>> No.20324640

>>20324631
>[Dark Spirit XxX_GIANTMOM_XxX has invaded]

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqdRGfAWsAAe4I-.jpg
Support your local dark slime today!

>> No.20324655

>>20324640
Flipping Havelmom fits better thematically

>> No.20324657

>>20324606
I bet that even if you get a new phone, it will suspiciously come preloaded with an undeletable app with an icon of a gaudy looking lamp.

>> No.20324665

>>20324655
As long as it’s a spergy golem.
A
Metagolem.

>> No.20324669

>>20324629
Good, loving lich mistress

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>>20324640
>GIANTMOM

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>> No.20324696

>>20324669
I imagine her sitting silently, bringing her legs up onto the chair and staring at you while you’re on the operating table receiving your undeath transfusion, just patiently waiting for you to return. It’s a cute thought.

>> No.20324697

>>20324367
How's she going to motivate me? and to do what?

>> No.20324705

>>20324657
Damn these gyaru genies praying on weak nerds.

>> No.20324709

>>20324695
Pat the pofu pofu

>> No.20324722

>>20324696
Cutest

>> No.20324724 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Alligator girl when?

>> No.20324734

>>20324481
I would just give administrative duties to the responsible monster girls and take my place as a figure head.

>> No.20324740

>>20320692
There's only one faggot who spergs like that

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>>20324709

>> No.20324766

>>20324724
I’m really not a stickler for the off-topic images, but I think the guy who usually calls these people out got chased out of here along with the “fuck off”poster, so I’m going to fill in for him really quick:

Off-topic images are not welcome and have never been welcome in this thread. Please refrain from posting images of this sort again, thank you.

A gator waifu would be pretty neat, though.

>> No.20324767

>>20324091
>>20324278
All high-tier undead lolis are the best and for cumming inside.

>> No.20324770
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>This isn't the sushi I ordered...

>> No.20324774

>>20324766
He's been posting shitpost prompts for at least the past hour. Don't reply to him.

>> No.20324775

>>20324770
Is said sushi comped?

>> No.20324776

>>20324654
I'd support my Dark Slime waifu but we probably wouldn't corrupt anyone unless asked.

>> No.20324790

>>20324767
You can when you have become the lord of the mansion. Then she and the staff is yours.

>> No.20324795

>>20324050
>little girl in latex outfit
Yes please.

>> No.20324799

>>20324609
No reason why not.

>> No.20324809

>>20324766
>Off-topic images are not welcome and have never been welcome in this thread
I generally agree with the overall post but this part is revisionist history. Some used to be welcome based on context like the water world images and some dark souls jokes.
It was a product of the time though and things have changed and they're generally looked down on now.

>> No.20324814
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20324814

>>20324776
Good man.

>> No.20324815

>>20324724
Fuck off

>> No.20324821

>>20324776
My waifu wouldn't openly monsterize anyone, but I just fucking know she'd be plotting something to that end without telling me. She's an extremist after all.
I just probably wouldn't know what it is until after she actually does it.

>> No.20324836

>>20324724
Sobek, anubis is a species in MGE why not some of the other Egyptian deities?
And you could give her something extra so shes not just "Aquatic lizardman"

>> No.20324842

>>20324821
>Get a very nice human woman neighbour
>Behaves like the perfect neighbour
>a desperate struggle with your wife ensues to prevent her from sneak monsterizing the neighbour

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>>20324836
>something extra
Such as...?

>> No.20324866

>>20324814
Thanks
>>20324821
That sort of suspense is why I like villainous monstergirls. I doubt my waifu would be an actual member of the extremists, but she would support them in their endeavors. It's up to guys like us to make sure things don't get completely out of hand.

>> No.20324867

>>20324609
Quit posting this every thread

>> No.20324885

>>20324866
>It's up to guys like us to make sure things don't get completely out of hand.
I think that's pretty much the best I could do.
She's going to have her small victories now and then, I've just got to keep her from going overboard.

>Rule #1: No, I will not help you test out a teletomancy spell.

>> No.20324891

>>20324861
Anubis curses, something from the deities mythology.
I think ontop of providing protection from nile river sobek could bless fertility.

>> No.20324909

>>20324885
Bapho, Nacho, Lich, or Demon?

>> No.20324921

>>20324609
Hmm, no teeth
Sure

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>>20324921
>no teeth

>> No.20324950

>>20324809
What are you blathering about? That’s like saying we’ve ever encouraged any other shit than MGE.

>> No.20324958

>>20324937
Painting blushmarks and other cute images on a sandworm's shell so nobody is afraid of her anymore!

>> No.20324963
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>>20324950
But other stuff gets posted just fine.

>> No.20324964

>>20324950
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=Monster+Girl+Thread&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>> No.20324982
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>when your girlfriend is black and blue before you beat her

>> No.20324984
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>> No.20324991

>>20324982
That looks more like a dom outfit than a sub outfit to me anon.

>> No.20324998

>>20324909
Just a smug 'hound.

>> No.20325023
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>> No.20325032

>>20325023
Spider mom is cute!
AND FAT

>> No.20325038

>>20324809
I don't particularly mind off topic as long as it's relevant and advances the discussion at hand. But posting a picture for the sake of a picture always annoyed me in these kinds of threads.

>> No.20325060

>>20325038
/mgt/ has no concept of quality control.

>> No.20325073

>>20325060
Beat it newfag.

>> No.20325080

>>20323685
Shit girl with shit children, fits.

>> No.20325083

>>20325038
If you start allowing off topic images it can devolve fast into /monster/ levels of long strings of meme and reaction image spam. Look how bad these threads are already with spammers posting the same handful of images over and over with no or irrelevant text on them.

>> No.20325113

>>20324950
But stuff other than mge gets posted all the time.
>>20325038
Yeah I wasn't advocating for off topic images in the slightest. Just saying there was never a time where offtopic stuff was accepted is bending the facts, the past was the past with all the good and bad that came with it. I'm glad offtopic stuff is looked down on now.

>> No.20325119

>>20325083
>Look how bad these threads are already with spammers posting the same handful of images over and over with no or irrelevant text on them.
And nothing is ever done about it since the report function is actually a placebo button that never serves its true purpose.

>> No.20325121

>>20324861
>>20324836
Sobek was also military prowess.

>> No.20325132

>>20324998
What kind of shenanigans would a Hellhound sorceress get up to?

>> No.20325140

>>20325132
Learning magic to boost her muscles for better protection/raping powers.
Binding spells.
Summon coffee.

The usual

>> No.20325159

>>20325140
>summon coffee
Grelia’s most cast spell.

>> No.20325174

>>20325132
Make her own spirit realm rape room that you can only leave when she allows.

>> No.20325183

>>20325159
>Grelia-chan casts Summon Coffee
>she just thumps her scythe on the ground
>a cute little Familiar in a semi-revealing waitress outfit runs out with a steaming mug of coffee on a tray

>> No.20325185

>>20325159
nah, she uses summon intern

>> No.20325188
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20325188

>>20325183
Cute!

>> No.20325214

>>20325183
>maid familiar
vada please make this happen

>> No.20325217

Show of hands
How many here own a ten sided dice?

>> No.20325220

I'm always torn between these living options.
>Deep beneath the sands of the desert region in a sandworm
>In Dragonia with a jabberwock
>With a harem of p'orcs in a stronghold
>With a harem of cows in a big country house
>In a mansion with a shoggoth and kikimora rival meidos
>In a yandere lamia's sex dungeon (home)

There are some other girls I love and think about, but these are the ones I've put serious time into fantasizing about.

How about you, anons? Which of these would you prefer?
Also, which living situation(s) of your own do you think about?

>> No.20325222

>>20325217
What the hell does this have to do with monstergirls?

>> No.20325228

>>20324809
The Waterworld stuff is still relevant to /mgt/, though, even if it isn’t straight-up images of monster girls.

>> No.20325236

>>20325220
Honestly, I would like to like in Pandemonium with my Night Gaunt wife.

>> No.20325245
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>>20325132
Seduction spells are always fun, making trouble for non-monster groups, devising miscellaneous magical items.

>>20325174
I was just about to say that.

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>>20325236

>> No.20325258

>>20325217
1. How is that relevant
2. I do but it's just because I found it on a walk

>> No.20325259

>>20325220
My dream setting is a comfy neighborhood house in a big city with my Kobold waifu and daughteru.

>> No.20325266

>>20325183
>>20325185
Daaaaaw.

>> No.20325294
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20325294

>You will never fight in the mansion
>you will never meat the love of you life be clashing swords with her in the arena
>you will never train your daughters so they can fight for their love.

>> No.20325300

>>20325294
Thank goodness. Sounds pretty shit.

>> No.20325301

>>20325220
Out of those I would definitely pick the comfy life with Kiki and Shog meidos. They are too cute to deny.
Personally I would live with my waifu in a tower in the wilderness, and we would rule the countryside as the bosses of a dungeon. Our days would be spent farming for valuable goods and pushing the limits of fringe science.

>> No.20325310

>>20324121
Translate

>> No.20325314

>>20325294
I wish Beast did more mansion stories.
That hakutaku one was nice.

>> No.20325321

>>20325300
It's not shit
The glory of battle is just not you your my friend.
May you find you wife down another path

>> No.20325330

>>20325214
meant waitress

>> No.20325354
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20325354

What is the closest MGEland can get to Castlevania without literally being Castlevania?

>> No.20325364
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>>20325236

>> No.20325365

>>20325354
Vampire with a house full of monsters

>> No.20325377

>>20325365
>Vampire with a house full of monsters
This but with a Dhamphir or some human with a whip (or Dark Elf) storming the place.

Also make it a castle.

>> No.20325404

>>20325377
>I gotta save my b-boyfriend from my mom!

>> No.20325422
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>>20325377
>Also make it a castle.
In the Castlevania series, Dracula's Castle was almost sentient and capable of morphing its appearance with each resurrection.
So how about a castle filled with multiple themed areas including a subterranean underground and Desert spirit realm?

>> No.20325469

>>20325422
Is that vampire girl gonna help poor orphan anon?

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>>20325469

>> No.20325488

>>20325422
inst that already a thing in paradox?

>> No.20325491

>>20325476
>I’m sure someone will like you. There’s probably some nice devil bugs or bubble slimes where you live right?

>> No.20325497

>>20325422
Where is the cow room?

>> No.20325498
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>>20325404

>> No.20325513
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>>20325491
no no

>> No.20325519
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20325519

>>20325497
The only cows would be Minotaurs and maybe some lactating non-cow species too.

>> No.20325522

>>20325497
There's catoblepas. More of a hallway thing though.

>> No.20325525

>>20325497
Cow rooms only belong in castles that have vampires with ludicrous titties.

>> No.20325524

>>20324842
>invite her over for dinner
>She is the purest thing ever
>Your wife can barely keep herself together

>> No.20325532
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20325532

Alright, who stole her clothes?

>> No.20325550

>>20325422
>>20325497
Maybe you would be more interested in an Echidna dungeon?

>> No.20325561

>>20325532
At least they let her keep the hat.

>> No.20325563

>>20325365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMKJRQpHpo

>"They called me a monster, so a monster I became. I painted my message in the blood of those who had wronged me."
>"But YOU, a human, would dare into my domain trespass?"
>"This will not stand."
>Her face when she realizes you carry the Vampire Killer, a garlic-laced DRS whip

>> No.20325568

>>20325519
I'll take it

>> No.20325574
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20325574

Don't fight the vampire. Serve the vampire!

>> No.20325578

>>20325519
I’ll take it.
>>20325522
Interesting, I’ll lewd them too.
>>20325525
Then would the cow room just be her bedroom?
>>20325550
Only if all the cows are sisters and can coordinate perfectly.

>> No.20325581

I want to kiss my Kiki daughteru's butt!

>> No.20325592
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20325592

>>20325561
Even thieves have honor and leave the /fa/ hat so she looks cute and stays warm

>> No.20325598

>>20325581

i want to tonguepunch your daughteru's fartbox

>> No.20325605

>>20325578
Of course they are sisters. That’s how it works. Just beware the Twin Peaks, as they’re known. No man can withstand their milky mayhem. As for coordination, there isn’t much to do in a dungeon room besides train, so they’re pretty well in synch.

>> No.20325606 [SPOILER] 
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20325606

Hey /mgt/ what do you call a kunoichi with 6 butt cheeks?

An assassassin

>> No.20325615

>>20325592
She gets more hot and bothered without the coat than with.

>> No.20325617

>>20325574
I want to be an incubus knight fighting with my hellhound waifu as we fight our vampire lords daughter.
Of course we lose when the dhampir triggers my waifus rape instincts.

>> No.20325622
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20325622

>>20325606
Why are yuki-onnas so popular?
They’re super cool.

>> No.20325661

>>20325550
Castlevania is infinitely cooler, and you won't find Echidna dungeons in Undead Kingdoms anyways.

>> No.20325662

>>20325606
>>20325622
Fuck off /monster/ remnants.

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>>20325661
>you won't find Echidna dungeons in Undead Kingdoms anyways
Says who?

>> No.20325695
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Oni maid milkers!

>> No.20325730

would the payment at any mg diner be marriage to your waitress?

>> No.20325740

>>20325730
Only if you can't foot the bill.

>> No.20325741

>>20325730
Only if she’s single.

>> No.20325750

>>20325615
The thief should start running then
>Reindeers run at 40-50mph

>> No.20325760

>>20325662
no u.

>> No.20325774

>>20325259
Fuck off KDF

>> No.20325777

>>20325760
You spam your trash-tier art and memes every single thread and have the audacity to pretend you're welcome here. Go back to your dying Reddit colony and sink along with it.

>> No.20325780

>>20325774
How rude!

>> No.20325784

Reminder that sylphs are for vacuum fuckers!

>> No.20325787

>>20325780
Fuck off KDF

>> No.20325813

>>20325784
Are you supposed to set those to suck or blow?

>> No.20325821

>>20325784
Are Kobolds secretly afraid of Sylphs?

>> No.20325823

>>20325662
Fuck off thread police

>> No.20325827

>>20325780
You fellate yourself over your shitty diaper wearing wives too often desu.

>> No.20325832

>>20325774
>>20325827
You people are way worse than he ever was.

>> No.20325844

>>20325832
Oh nooo, someone doesn't adhere to the constant waifufag circlejerks. Oh the humanity.

>> No.20325855

>>20325844
>drives off all content creators
>complains when all that's left is waifufag circlejerks
Really makes you think.

>> No.20325858

>>20325174
What would it look like?

>> No.20325861

>>20325832
>>20325855
Fuck off

>> No.20325864
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20325864

Don't catch a cold this winter

>> No.20325865

>>20325760
>>20325823
Don't reply
If someone's going to get that mad about puns, they aren't worth your time

>> No.20325868

>>20325864
Already did.
That or a stomach flu

>> No.20325870

>>20325864
Fuck off spammer and take your shitty art with you

>> No.20325872

>>20325864
That snake’s head is warmer than her’s.

>> No.20325874

>>20325870
Oh hey, it’s you again. How’s it going?

>> No.20325875

>>20325872
I bet the snake is nice and comfy when the hood is up

>> No.20325880
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20325880

I love centaurs

>> No.20325883

>>20325880
They are beautiful creatures.

>> No.20325884

>>20325880
Stop giving him fuel dammit.

>> No.20325885

>>20325880
And they love you.
Long time

>> No.20325886

>>20325880
What interesting timing.

>> No.20325892

>>20325880
Fuck off EMGnigger and take your shitty horse with you

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>>20325883

>> No.20325901

>>20325897
>>20325886
>>20325885
>>20325884
>>20325883
>replying to EMG cancer
Yikes

>> No.20325906

>>20325813
both
>>20325821
it's only noisy on the inside

>> No.20325908

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that using a salamander as a heat source in winter is one hundred percent recommended, although she may challenge you to a duel of some sort.
Go for the big, fat, flame sacks.

its a weak point

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>>20325870
Fuck you, Latenight is a treasured part of these threads.

>> No.20325918

>>20325915
Don't reply, dummy.

>> No.20325919

>>20325915
I bet those poofy dogs have little yips

>> No.20325920

>>20325915
Fuck off

>> No.20325926

>>20325574
Bite me

>> No.20325927

>>20325920
fuck off

>> No.20325935

>>20325927
Fuck off

>> No.20325942

>>20325935
Fuck off, Fuckoffguy.

>> No.20325947

>>20325942
Fuck off, "Fuck off, Fuckoffguy" guy

>> No.20325952

Which works better? A Crow Tengu wearing a Tengu mask or an Owl Mage wearing a plague doctor mask?

>> No.20325960

>>20325901
>Yikes
Take your /v/ meme back to /v/.

>> No.20325963

>>20325952
Owl mage plague doctor made my dick twitch so that one.

>> No.20325967

>>20325920
>>20325927
>>20325935
>>20325942
>>20325947
/jp/ "moderation"

>> No.20325975
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20325975

>>20325901
>Some 12yo zoomer discovered 4chan and now thinks he can crossboard without being a total faggot

Have a rape train, because why should everyone else suffer due to your idiocy.

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>> No.20325984
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>>20325975
>rape train
>only one pic of her actually raping a guy

>> No.20325986

>>20325963
I know, but owls don't really look like that. KC already gave them a mask-shaped brooch, though.

Maybe a slightly larger one that they could wear similar to the bunyips. Of course it would be closer to an owl design.

>> No.20325990

>>20325984
Silent had a pretty convincing story regarding the rape train

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>> No.20326005

>>20325952
A Crow Tengu wearing a mask, because what better disguise is there other then yourself?

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20326006

>>20325983
wanna eat her ass

>> No.20326011

>>20326006
Nah

>> No.20326018
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>>20326011
wanna eat blue ass
tease balloon knot with tongue

>> No.20326019
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20326019

>>20326011
Yes!

>> No.20326022

>>20325990
Was that the one where the guy is a dick to the Ushi that’s interested in him because he’s afraid of rape so he rapes her?

>> No.20326023
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>>20325880
S T E A M Y

>> No.20326025

>>20326018
her spade is too weak to attract a male

>> No.20326026
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>>20326018
>balloon knot with tongue

>> No.20326032
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20326032

>>20325983
>>20326006
>>20326011
When greeting visiting dignitaries from the Canine Kingdom. Is it considered proper etiquette to sniff their butts?

>> No.20326035

>Your mother has a twin sister
>Her sister monsterizes when you're a baby
>Sets her sights on you
>When you're old enough, she invites you to live with her since it's close to the college you attend and she claims it'll save money
>You wake up in the morning with a dark purple ring around the base of your dick
>Discover it's lipstick when you inspect it
>The same shade your aunt wears
>It feels awkward to confront her about it, but you do anyways
>You're suddenly aware of just how big her pure white serpentine body is as she gently wraps it around you
>"It's okay, you don't have to be embarrassed. I finally got you away from your old mother, so now your new mommy is going to be giving you lots of love."

>> No.20326042
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20326042

>>20326025
Tailets, when will they learn?

>> No.20326046
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20326046

>>20326035
Shirohebis are the best!

>> No.20326049

>>20326023
Look at those jugs!

>> No.20326055

>>20326042
men want strong tails that never let go

>> No.20326056

>>20325662
Retard

>> No.20326059

>>20325740
>Hidden fees and up charges abound on the menu's fine print
>If that doesn't work they just have a sneaky MG steal your wallet

>> No.20326083

>>20326059
>much like a rotating license plate they have a rotating sex sign on the bathrooms so the mg's can follow you into the girl's room when the drugged food/drinks start making you ooze pre at a rate you might as well call ejaculation.

>> No.20326102

>>20326032
it's polite to accept it if they offer
licking is considered okay if they pull the panties to the side.

>> No.20326103

What does wan ass even smell like?

>> No.20326106

>>20326103
Like wan

>> No.20326117

>>20326103
if she's excited, wet dog

>> No.20326120

>>20326117
Ew

>> No.20326130

>>20326103
Wan shit

>> No.20326131

>>20326032
It's more of a last resort if you forgot to bring treats

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