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Anonymous Sun Oct 14 15:05:53 2018 No.20067321 [Reply] [Original]

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 15:07:46 2018 No.20067331 Whoa, deja vu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 15:36:28 2018 No.20067448 File: 78 KB, 500x376, junko moon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love it every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 16:22:03 2018 No.20067733 Another victory for America

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 16:26:10 2018 No.20067763 File: 2.20 MB, 1000x1000, piece.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 16:26:44 2018 No.20067766 File: 192 KB, 2200x993, proof through the night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 16:38:54 2018 No.20067826 File: 138 KB, 600x411, 1500720287042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20067763 >>20067766

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 17:01:51 2018 No.20067968 moonbunnies are cute i want to touch their ears

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 00:05:06 2018 No.20070293 >>20067968 >moonbunnies are cute Source

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 03:34:38 2018 No.20071070 >>20070293 Reisen

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:32:42 2018 No.20075518 >>20067321 Neat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 15 22:35:18 2018 No.20075529 >>20067321 DO NOT BELIEVE LUNARIAN PROPAGANDA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 03:36:41 2018 No.20076465 File: 350 KB, 1200x480, 88a852e2ab35edd80381990be3f2c8f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20067968 Which bunny has the cutest ears?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 03:48:04 2018 No.20076498 >>20076465 Ringo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 04:14:45 2018 No.20076577 >>20076465 Based on ingame appearances, >Reisen > Tewi > Seiren > Ringo Based on fanart appearances, >Ringo = Tewi > Seiren = Reisen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 04:24:00 2018 No.20076598 >>20067321 SUPERIORT HOOMAN TECHYOLOGEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 18:50:23 2018 No.20080346 >>20067321 That's a nice read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:07:09 2018 No.20080403 >>20076465 tewi is inferior earth scum ringo obviously

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:29:20 2018 No.20080484 >>20080403 Ringo's lop ears are cute, but the marshmallowy fluffiness of Tewi's ears looks much more appealing than Reisen's weird crinkly ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 19:51:40 2018 No.20080551 File: 366 KB, 397x372, Fat_Albert_with_a_gun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20076465 Tewi. I will fight anyone trying to say otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:00:02 2018 No.20081808 >>20067321 awww. look at cute little Reisen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:46:01 2018 No.20081977 File: 359 KB, 400x800, palette swap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20076465 Hat Seiran is best bunny.

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 00:46:26 2018 No.20081978

"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal, they may as well just have commit genocide on your asses and be done with it. Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 05:27:21 2018 No.20082910 >>20081978 Go back to take a nap gaphag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 19:24:32 2018 No.20086999 >>20082910 Rude

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 11:02:34 2018 No.20090458 File: 166 KB, 600x600, Relax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 11:17:01 2018 No.20090536 >>20081978 the lunar war is a lie my dude, there were literally no casualties on either side

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 12:19:58 2018 No.20090861 Is Shafu really necessary in Mayakashi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 18 16:31:38 2018 No.20091988 File: 10 KB, 62x58, udongein.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Grow the FUCK up" - Reisen Udongein Inaba

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 01:44:47 2018 No.20094486 >>20091988 She isn't wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 01:55:57 2018 No.20094514 File: 2.41 MB, 1532x952, top10touhouconspiracies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Patchouli a LUNARIAN? Find out at 11!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 01:56:31 2018 No.20094517 all lies

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 06:34:50 2018 No.20095252 >>20094517 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 16:39:56 2018 No.20098088 [insert moonbase alpha reference]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 05:36:24 2018 No.20101026 >>20098088 I don't get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 05:37:05 2018 No.20101034 >>20090536 Really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:13:49 2018 No.20104659 >>20101034 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:31:45 2018 No.20104723 >>20091988 I wanna be Mama Reisen's baby forever

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:37:25 2018 No.20104748 >>20091988 Ms. Reisen seems so nice but so mean..! Tewi needs to stop her pranks. Reisen is becoming scary! Kowaii Kowaii~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 19:40:51 2018 No.20104761 File: 232 KB, 650x800, 1529604276035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20081808 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:23:47 2018 No.20104965 >>20104761 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:30:56 2018 No.20105001 >>20104761 Youmu on the right, petrified by little Reisen's cuteness

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:39:25 2018 No.20105044 A lot of Reisen fans here, but where are the REISEN fans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 23:24:21 2018 No.20105946 File: 951 KB, 1084x1538, 58970482_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reisen is tiny and cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 02:00:55 2018 No.20106462 File: 261 KB, 800x650, 1539455844067.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20105946 Smol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 11:14:26 2018 No.20108383 >>20101026 N~no. You didn't get it. I don't either. Off into the depths of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 11:18:36 2018 No.20108396 >>20104659 Proofs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:05:30 2018 No.20109029 >>20108396 Moonies are buried in mysterious places. The difficulty of finding the buried without tombstones (Those Watabastards. So cruel.) only proves his point. Go ask Yorihime or something. She'll probably lie about what happened though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:12:25 2018 No.20109071 Pick your poison, /jp/. https://youtu.be/Yer73i66uv0 https://youtu.be/Kc8GNaED3Ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:13:28 2018 No.20109077 Pick your poison, /jp/. https://youtu.be/Yer73i66uv0 https://youtu.be/Kc8GNaED3Ok

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:25:32 2018 No.20109172

>>20067321
This picture always reminds me of that doujin where the woman is having sex with her elementary school aged daughter and one day her daughter reads her note for parent/teacher day 'I love it when mommy comes to my room for sex! I love having sex with mommy!' and the final scene is her mother packing and she asks 'why are we moving?' and her mother says. 'we can't live here anymore'

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 13:28:42 2018 No.20109204 >>20109077 https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/k6M9UkZ7tJMoke3

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 18:21:26 2018 No.20111232 >>20109172 S-source.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 02:07:20 2018 No.20113487 >>20067321 I wonder if in retaliation, the Lunarians supported the Soviet Union later on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 06:41:08 2018 No.20114069 >>20113487 I thought that was canon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 11:58:24 2018 No.20115135 >>20109077 Neither

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 21:02:11 2018 No.20117507 >>20109172 Lunarian Comedy Gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:22:04 2018 No.20118364 >>20067766 Is this a real photo? Why is it wavy when there's no air? I know they had a vertical bar to keep it up but that doesn't explain the waves

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 02:33:19 2018 No.20118746 >>20118364 Moon landing is fake

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 02:56:24 2018 No.20118834 >>20118364 The flag was folded during storage/transport so it's all creased and rippled and it was attached to an L shaped pole so the bottom corner waved for a few moments after being set up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 13:59:02 2018 No.20121024 >>20118834 Wow at least make something that's real

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 18:02:25 2018 No.20122107 >>20109077 Cyanide

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 05:51:23 2018 No.20124451 >>20067321 Rip reisen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 14:24:12 2018 No.20126528 >>20124451 A moment of silence please..

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 15:41:26 2018 No.20126954 >>20124451 bunnies are worthless, who cares

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 25 04:45:47 2018 No.20130583 >>20126954 I care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 25 19:05:16 2018 No.20134327 >>20130583 you’re worthless too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 25 23:04:11 2018 No.20135318 >>20118364 When you slam a flagpole into the ground, it vibrates. Because of the lack of gravity the flag does not fall down, and the vibrating pole causes it to wave a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 26 00:36:43 2018 No.20135661 >>20134327 Rude

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 26 23:46:49 2018 No.20141511 love tiny reisen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:52:29 2018 No.20142842 >>20141511 i want to wrap her in a blanket and give her hot chocolate and cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:00:07 2018 No.20145553 >>20141511 Reisen is best bunny anon. It's to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:14:27 2018 No.20145922 File: 544 KB, 862x1920, 35235.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:49:54 2018 No.20146124 >>20141511 Everybody loves her anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:08:20 2018 No.20147648 >>20146124 *understatement

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:03:49 2018 No.20153017 >>20145922 *Throws aside gun We do this the old fashioned way. 「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock D-er－Bunny Girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:14:26 2018 No.20153094 >>20146124 everybody has made love to her anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:33:02 2018 No.20153205 >>20153094 Wait. Wait. I know... That description fits- Sanae! It fits Sanae Kochiya! A lot of things can fit inside of Sanae!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:49:39 2018 No.20153893 File: 1.31 MB, 953x1346, __kochiya_sanae_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_ichikawa_ryuunosuke__f4029e1b7ba91a94b05f0da327e177d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20153205 Same goes for Reisen too, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 08:08:11 2018 No.20155637 >>20135318 Bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 08:11:01 2018 No.20155646 File: 347 KB, 744x867, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_xialuluo_sharuro__28dd10f95f2ce45bfe68c645d49ce492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20153893 Correct, Reisen can fit many marshmallows in her mouth! Chubby bunny cheeks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:27:25 2018 No.20156984 File: 122 KB, 850x906, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_oozon_ozon__sample-7e2d2bf47a338d95c93723029656399e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20155646 I know right? You know why? It's optimized for sucking dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:30:18 2018 No.20156998 File: 196 KB, 472x651, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_fuji_k__d135ae1c26c1c8c7cca915c357fbb656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20156984 No! Reisen is an ordinary, innocent girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:33:17 2018 No.20157007 >>20104723 I do too

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:36:52 2018 No.20157031 >>20104748 I like it when Jaypees talk like that!

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:33:43 2018 No.20158145
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People of Earth and all who are oppressed by the empire of Penischoplandia!
Long have I waited, all through the struggles against Penischoplandia's injustices, I waited for them to come to their senses!
BUT
That hope was betrayed…by an act of barbarism that can
ONLY
BE CALLED
an act of war…
The continued chopping of infant penis…is the symbolic act of Penischoplandia's hypocrisy!
A penis chopping machine! Cloaked in the FLAG of a NATION.
I hereby declare our independence from Penischoplandia, but don't take this to mean the resurrection of your fallen penis, as we will not turn back the hands of time!
The new existence we go on to build, shall be one broad enough to accept all peoples, histories, and ideologies, to keep separate those incompatible with each other, and to sanction off those who would exploit such a system to chop penis, bully, and lie. Where the choppers shall NOT reign over the chopped, and this existence shall be called…The Epic State of Based!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:50:27 2018 No.20158230 >>20157031 Speak how?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:51:50 2018 No.20158236 >>20153893 Bullshit. Reisen hasn't fucked thousands of times or sucked a metric fuckton of dicks like Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:52:51 2018 No.20158245 >>20158145 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:24:17 2018 No.20158368 >>20158145 >Code Epic「Based Kona-chan(...) I ought to shoot you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:07:19 2018 No.20158834 >>20158230 Nevermind. Just never change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:08:13 2018 No.20158836 >>20153017 What other 「NEET SIGN」spell cards are there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:56:16 2018 No.20159349 >>20158834 Change? You mean Chang'e!

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:47:09 2018 No.20159592

>>20158836
Dunno. I'm thinking of adding more. Feel free to toss Ideas. Maybe one day this will all come to pass. Touhou 178- Mima's Return! Something Something NEET!
Anon! The Stage Six Boss!

Special「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock D-er－Bunny Girl!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock Dude!
E,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Onahole-Fairy Onslaught! (Very first spellcard on Ex. Stage)
E「NEET SIGN」〜 Meido's worst Nightmare! /jp/ took it too Eajy!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Eternaty-long Matingpress!
E「BAN SIGN」〜 Janny look like cat LMAO!
L,「NEET SIGN」〜 Japanese Bird Cooking Spagetti!
Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Together or Not Together－This is the end of your dreamlike days!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Happy Days, Golden Days!
H「RAMPAGING NEET SIGN」〜 0 Pages! 0 Wages!
L「NEET SIGN」〜 Lose Lose Easy!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 I love my wife 「Name」!
E「NEET SIGN」〜 It's not shitposting, it's FUNposting! Learn the difference, Janny!
Ex.「N. WAROSU SIGN」〜 Fuck you stupid fucking Janitor piece of shit. (Final spellcard <optional>. No Deaths, No Bombs, only occurs at 3.3Billion+pts with 100,000 or more Graze pts- Must be close to boss for spellcard to trigger. Life -1)
H「NEET SIGN」〜 NEETs for Eternity! Remember 3D is PD!
N「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Whxhc Touhou would you Matingpress? I choose Cirno!
H「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Going To Meido's house to take a shit. Who's coming with me! We have free food, drinks, and Fairies attending the party!
H「NEET SIGN」〜 "Get out of /jp/."
H「KudaSaIGN」〜 <Optional>
H「TRIP SIGN」〜 "Mr.Sage"
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Thats whats so good about this place: A Stabbed or Be Stabbed Mentality!
Special Ex.「FLAN SIGN」〜 Thank you Mr.Salaryman! All is right in the world! (No Lives Lost, No Bombs Used, Player=Anonymous Shot Type 3, Any Graze, Pts=3.9B or greater)
E,N,H,Ex.「??? SIGN」〜 YOUR SOUL IS MINE! (Careful. Instakill. LNB Killer so removed )
「DEATH SIGN」〜糞 Thread Award. [ spoiler ]Sage -Anon[ /spoiler ]
「WEEB SIGN」〜 Something Something The pleasure of cumming inside
「ONAHOLE SIGN」〜 Something Something Cuming inside a Fairy
「-THE- NEET SIGN」〜 /jp/ is the Touhou Board... That is the Ultimate Truth!
Sp.「NEET SIGN」〜 I can't think of shit. I feel as if every last one of these is shit. Too OP and Shiddy sounding. Why is /jp/ so Shiddy?
「ANIKI SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!
「EASY SIGN」〜 /jp/ Mansion!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:54:25 2018 No.20159632 「 SIGN」〜 Here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:46:55 2018 No.20160184 File: 79 KB, 1024x768, 464434main_S69-31741_4x3_1024-768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did he defeat Yorihime when even Reimu couldn't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 00:04:41 2018 No.20160272 >>20160184 By being American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 00:09:05 2018 No.20160290 >>20160184 「FREEDOM SIGN」〜 The Lunar Terror! Astronaut General, Moonbuster, Armstrong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 02:39:03 2018 No.20160699 File: 53 KB, 334x281, cocksluna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20160184 Can't beat the cock.

Anonymous Tue Oct 30 03:43:02 2018 No.20160908
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>>20158368
Yes, I am Based Kona-chan, the anime who leads the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, who challenges the rule of Penischoplandia; The one who holds the entire world in her hand...

People! Fear us, or rally behind us as you see fit. We are the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii. We of the [MS2NU] stand with all those who have no penis to wield, regardless of whether they be Epic, or Based. The Epic Liberation Front cowardly took innocent Based civilians hostage, and then mercilessly tickled the remains of their chopped off penises. It was a wanton and meaningless act, therefore they have been punished, just as former Viceroy Kyouko was punished for ordering the bullying of countless unarmed Epics. We cannot stand by and allow such cruelty to be carried out, and so we made her pay for her actions. I will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will I tolerate a one-sided massacre of the weak by the also weak. The only ones who should chop are those who are prepared to be chopped! Wherever choppers use their power to chop those who are powerless, we shall appear again, no matter how mighty, how formidable our foe may be. Those of you in power, fear us! Those of you without it, rally behind us! We, the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, shall be the ones who stand in judgement of this penis chopping world!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 06:28:43 2018 No.20161321 >>20159592 ZUN bless this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 08:59:16 2018 No.20161928 >>20160908 It doesn't surprise me how Kona-chan would be somewhere along the lines of a rampant shitposter. Or maybe she lurks.

Anonymous Tue Oct 30 17:32:29 2018 No.20164375
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Konata speaks of the choppers as if they have opened themselves up to be chopped as well, a tit for tat for the chopping actions initiated by those serving the will to chop penis. I say this is not the truest path. For those that chop have already chopped themselves. To chop those who have chosen to chop would serve only to strengthen the will of the penis chopper mindset. I say to you that which must be chopped is not those who have succumbed to the will of the penis choppers. That which must be chopped is the desire to chop penis at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 04:13:17 2018 No.20166569 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 13:57:18 2018 No.20168810 >>20160184 Not even moon rabbits can beat the american white cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 14:15:35 2018 No.20168894 >>20159592 >「ANIKI SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps! >「EASY SIGN」〜 /jp/ Mansion! You messed this up. Should be 「EASY SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 18:29:03 2018 No.20169989

>>20118834
>>20135318
>>20118364
The actual reason is that the telescoping flag pole that the flag was planted with was not able to fully extend. Because of this the flag was not able to be fully taut in both the vertical and horizontal (the top edge of the flag is being held up by a pole) axis, giving a creased wavy effect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 18:37:46 2018 No.20170029 >>20169989 To further clarify, it is not moving, it just looks like it is. If you were there in real life it would look just like it does in the photograph as if it was frozen in time.

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:32:47 2018 No.20170673 [DELETED]

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Ahh but Kagamiii~
What desire would the penis choppers have to chop penis if they did not WANT to be chopped themselves?
If I must though…
I CAN think of another reason…
and that reason…is FOOD!
for what could the REASON be to cause the SUFFERING of a penis with chop…
but to FEED the penis choppers the very same ?? ? !? ?!!? !
I tell YOU
that it is for the the choppers!
and NOT for the chopped…
that penises be slain! ! !!

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:45:37 2018 No.20170721
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Ahh but Kagamiii~
What desire would the penis choppers have to chop penis if they did not WANT to be chopped themselves?
If I must though…
I CAN think of another reason…
and that reason…is FOOD!
for what could the REASON be to cause the SUFFERING of a penis with chop…
but to FEED the penis choppers the very same ?? ? !? ?!!? !
I tell YOU
that it is for the want of SUFFERING!
and NOT by the want of the chop itself…
that penises be slain! ! !!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:14:21 2018 No.20172765 >>20067763 >>20067766 >>20067826 Soon afterwards the Lunarians supported the Soviet Union

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:59:57 2018 No.20175514 >>20172765 Wait, really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 21:16:49 2018 No.20175575 >>20175514 Yes, really.

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 00:20:29 2018 No.20176400
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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as penis choppers, are in fact, Lunarians, or as I’ve recently taken to calling them, LUNE plus cuckolds. Cuckolds are not a race unto themselves, but rather another free component of a fully functioning LUNE system made useful by the lunar core greys, Saturnia utilities and vital freemasonry components comprising a full CS as defined by POZZD.
Many Earth creatures run a modified version of LUNE system every day, without even realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of LUNE which is widely used today is often called “cuckolding”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the LUNE system, developed by the LUNE project. There really is cuckolding, and these people are practicing it, but it is just a part of the system that they use.
Cuckolding is the ideology: the mindset in the system that allocates the moon’s resources to the other behavioral processes these Earth creatures run. The ideology is an essential part of a control system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete control system. Cuckolding is normally used in combination with the LUNE control system: the whole system is basically LUNE with cuckolding added, or LUNE/Cuckolding. All the so-called “cuckold” organizations are really organizations of LUNE/Cuckolding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 11:09:34 2018 No.20178499 So does this make Lunarians the weakest entities in the universe or does it make Americans the strongest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:34:31 2018 No.20180284 >>20168894 Fixed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:35:49 2018 No.20180289 >>20170721 So in shorter terms, the Moonies can't stop eating dick. Nice to know. Good for them, they can't be sluts like Sanny because boys are nonexistent in the Lunar Capital.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:47:30 2018 No.20180338 >>20178499 America is the definition of Strongest. Moonies just fucked up and got their asses handed to them in a bloody fashion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:50:50 2018 No.20180362 >>20160184 There a few classified doujins about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 00:50:57 2018 No.20181777 >>20180362 Wait. So they weren't- they weren't Classified Documents?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 11:59:12 2018 No.20184014 I wanna see Konata and Kagamin team up and go to Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 00:12:16 2018 No.20187212 >>20067321 How smart!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 09:36:18 2018 No.20189491 >>20153893 Lewd rabbit

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 13:23:58 2018 No.20190866 >>20091988 I'm not ready to grow up mommy Reisen let's snuggle again please

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 19:34:51 2018 No.20193218 >>20190866 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:24:43 2018 No.20194581 >>20193218 Reisen posts on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 07:39:27 2018 No.20195664 >>20106462 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:12:30 2018 No.20197317 >>20193218 Please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 15:34:18 2018 No.20197716 >>20067321 What happens if America loses her manifest destiny? How would Americans and America deal with not being the destined leader of humanity? Do Americans turn inside out and become lovecraftian creatures?

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 16:07:15 2018 No.20197867

>>20197716
Nope
Americans keep being American!
Non-Anericans try to split true Americans like Lunarian Propaganda but that won't work. These are important times. Just like the unamerican heathens trying to split us, moonies will not prosper here. They sealed the deal when they first bore arms aganst the one who planted the flag.
For creating difficulties for the involved, the only way to make up is if the moonies bring a proposal and an apology for their actions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 16:08:21 2018 No.20197875 >>20197716 Americaisaboybytheway

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 19:55:33 2018 No.20199004 >>20197875 It's a she

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 22:40:04 2018 No.20199689 >>20199004 Proofs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 22:45:49 2018 No.20199713 >>20199004 Uncle SAM America is a boy. Boy, that was hard to figure out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 03:53:38 2018 No.20200805 >>20199713 The statue of liberty is female

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 10:29:29 2018 No.20202232 >>20067321 What if I told you the Waktatsuki sister slept with the invaders and one of them even had a child with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 11:17:35 2018 No.20202368 >>20200805 And French.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 16:10:50 2018 No.20203387 File: 146 KB, 720x975, 1525119164171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20070293 >>20071070

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 16:26:49 2018 No.20203457 >>20200805 Gift from France.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 17:39:30 2018 No.20203725 File: 734 KB, 2000x2798, 55475835_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wish I could do these things to this rabbit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCkZ1HdAfc&feature=youtu.be&t=50

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 6 20:25:52 2018 No.20204446 File: 841 KB, 1157x1637, __inaba_tewi_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_lolimate__f510ed3b3359dd3ccd113a1b70ffd807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20067321 >lunarians

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 7 11:04:04 2018 No.20207244 >>20204446 Why is tewi racist against lunarians

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 7 22:05:54 2018 No.20210371 >>20207244 Earth rabbits are racially superior

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 8 04:19:07 2018 No.20211525 >>20210371 Racist

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 8 07:05:49 2018 No.20212056 >>20211525 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 8 12:23:51 2018 No.20213568 >>20211525 hi reisen

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 8 17:21:58 2018 No.20214976 >>20207244 because daikokuten is stronger than the watatsukis

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 9 05:20:10 2018 No.20217296 >>20214976 Sourc3

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 9 11:00:03 2018 No.20218904 >>20207244 Not even other rabbits likes moonies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 9 17:07:03 2018 No.20220521 File: 193 KB, 614x616, fear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20210371 Help your kin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 9 17:53:35 2018 No.20220701 >>20220521 moonbunny genocide now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 9 19:02:49 2018 No.20221031 >>20202368 >>20203457 So, your freedom was imported?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 10 01:25:40 2018 No.20222780 >>20221031 No you fool. American freedom existed long before Lady Liberty's conception. Literally a ~100 year gap if you consider the creation of America to be 1776.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 10 03:02:08 2018 No.20223084 >>20220521 I don't particularly like Seiran or Ringo but leave them out of this anon. They're moonies, but they are bad moonies. Refer to the Watatsukuso sisters. Their crimes are far more grave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 10 10:32:52 2018 No.20224580 File: 77 KB, 220x358, seiran_fear3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A good moonbunny hide and don't help.

Anonymous Sat Nov 10 11:39:43 2018 No.20224789
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>>20207244
Earth bunnies are more fertile than lunarians. Tewi singlehandedly carries the statistic though but no one's caught on yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 01:01:32 2018 No.20227908 >>20220521 Bunnies helping Bunnies, Moon Bunnies helping Moon Bunnies or Earth Bunny helping Moon Bunnies? Confusing. I don't think the Anon you replied to was Reisen Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 11 19:35:30 2018 No.20232767 >>20224789 Doesn’t that imply incest for future generations of bunny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 07:12:58 2018 No.20235019 >>20232767 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 21:27:35 2018 No.20238396 >>20232767 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 23:25:20 2018 No.20238794 >>20232767 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 07:37:33 2018 No.20240092 File: 1018 KB, 472x1336, what_the_heck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20232767

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 10:29:43 2018 No.20240794 File: 660 KB, 1000x649, c6ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wake up people, the moon landing was fake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 11:54:33 2018 No.20241143 File: 2.58 MB, 1488x1049, __inaba_and_inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_by_mana_tsurubeji__45b2de7c369f57d63d769233667b673b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20232767 Tewi's genetically pure loving family!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 12:59:54 2018 No.20241450 >>20241143 tewi is against racemixing and won’t let filthy humans anywhere near her cunny

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 18:51:10 2018 No.20242960 File: 452 KB, 812x1000, __inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__83413bb6e93b6773a36b0d06fda7e19f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20241450 That's right! Tewi is an exclusive buttslut to humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:40:58 2018 No.20245993 File: 1.03 MB, 2039x1550, 38242533_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20227908 >I don't think the Anon you replied to was Reisen Anon. Here you go, Not-Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 14:15:14 2018 No.20246840 >>20094514 We're way past 11, is she or isnt she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 20:14:44 2018 No.20248657 >>20246840 She isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 21:18:31 2018 No.20248999 >>20245993 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 03:10:32 2018 No.20250086 >>20245993 Why is risen being bullied

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 15:57:53 2018 No.20252751 >>20250086 Reisen is a traitor

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 20:14:14 2018 No.20253597 >>20252751 They deserved what they got. They shot first and paid the price first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 20:36:44 2018 No.20253664 File: 387 KB, 1024x761, seiran_mugshot_by_majormilk-daowupy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20248999 >>20250086 >>20252751 Rabbits need to establish dominance over others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmlLsN7r0gI

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 21:04:33 2018 No.20253772 >>20253664 Those are jackrabbits IIRC. Moonbun=/=Whatever that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 21:41:48 2018 No.20253914 File: 284 KB, 500x600, 2013_02_05T215725_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20253772 Wouldn't you want a big instead of smol? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8dbHvB41g4

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 15 22:37:05 2018 No.20254156 >>20253914 Who said I preferred Tewi over Reisen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 12:57:28 2018 No.20257475 >>20253664 I see thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 16 23:28:08 2018 No.20260113 >>20232767 I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 17 11:36:24 2018 No.20262528 >>20248657 I'm relieved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 17 12:26:04 2018 No.20262724 >>20254156 Why wouldn't you want the cheaper, lighter, and tighter onahole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 17 16:15:33 2018 No.20263898 >>20245993 I hope she doesn't kill herself

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 17 18:28:26 2018 No.20264592 File: 1.93 MB, 2000x2545, hvhhjhjjj_by_mewibos-dap1vfg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20263898 She shoot up rabbit-school and then left for earth. Deep hidden lore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 18 02:35:35 2018 No.20266534 >>20264592 Truth

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 18 05:17:03 2018 No.20266967 >>20224580 Coward

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 18 13:34:28 2018 No.20269009 >>20254156 A gentleman and a scholar did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 03:20:01 2018 No.20272597 >>20264592 Nice, she got revenge

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 18:25:36 2018 No.20276006 >>20240794 Lunarians still mad I see

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:12:09 2018 No.20277425 i can still smell the pizza snakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:19:06 2018 No.20277440 >>20277425 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:44:48 2018 No.20277527 File: 3.28 MB, 1000x523, 1542692688728.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20277440 the youkai are not what they seem

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 01:04:55 2018 No.20277527,1 we're going to make WWII look like a joke an actual haha funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 05:59:22 2018 No.20278267 >>20277527 Deepest lore

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 06:49:57 2018 No.20278408 File: 87 KB, 721x431, 1473641538794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What was Chang'e doing while the lunarain forces were getting decimated?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 15:52:23 2018 No.20280357 >>20278408 Laughing

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 16:50:36 2018 No.20280612 >>20278408 cuddling baby moonbunnies

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 00:22:29 2018 No.20282496 File: 451 KB, 4500x2500, 1542757321643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, yes, the Lunar Wars. So many dead, for so little gain. How Yorihime Watatsuki and her Sister remain in command after the War will forever be a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 01:11:13 2018 No.20282644 >>20282496 Nepotism in the form of constant sexual favors

Anonymous Wed Nov 21 06:31:10 2018 No.20283400

>>20282496
>Act like turbojews for millennia to keep humans in check
>Create demons to harass them
>Plant seeds that spark conflicts over the years to keep them occupied and prevent technological advancements
>Look away for just 70 fucking years and they start fucking RACING to the moon
>Get caught completely off guard
>Have zero conventional warfare experience
>Lose almost your entire army to 2 humans in gimp suits
(((Lunarians))) always give me a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 14:23:39 2018 No.20285453 >>20282644 How dreadful

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 20:34:44 2018 No.20287146 >>20278408 Proxykilling people. >>20283400 Who the fuck are you quoting you filthy disgusting crossboarder.

Anonymous Wed Nov 21 22:20:51 2018 No.20287697
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>>20282496
>Touhou Lunar War lore

>16 July 1969 - 7 December 1972

>War starts when Neil Armstrong plants a flag on the moon, which the Lunarians took it as a de facto declaration of war.

>Reisen Udongein Inaba was known to have fought at the beginning of the war all the way until her desertion in the waning hours of the war.

>The Lunarians most triumph victory over the American Invaders is when they damaged Apollo 13 which was en route to the moon in 1970

>The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki.

>American Loses are moderate to heavy losses.

>Both Sides declare themselves the winner.

Well, who won, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 22:32:47 2018 No.20287747 >>20287697 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 01:31:50 2018 No.20288291 >>20287697 America sent two people and got two people back. Cool story. Negative zero divided by one out of ten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 08:20:55 2018 No.20289374 >>20287697 Junko

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 18:31:07 2018 No.20292076 >>20287697 There's no American base on the moon, so the Lunarians?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 03:55:28 2018 No.20294197 >>20287697 The Suprise attack on Tranquility Base was pure hell. I never thought America would stoop so low and attack soldiers still asleep. Still, I am surprised Reisen Survive given the that the army station there lost 2/3 of their soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 10:09:04 2018 No.20295419 >>20288291 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 22:50:11 2018 No.20298608 >>20283400 What's with the parenthesis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 08:26:50 2018 No.20300372 >>20277527 Scary

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 16:03:15 2018 No.20302435 >>20294197 Pearl harbor

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 00:25:03 2018 No.20304731 >>20302435 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 11:00:39 2018 No.20306568 >>20067321

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:48:45 2018 No.20309074 >>20264592 I doubt Reisen did that. It would be understandable that she left in the middle of the massacre, but only a madman would think she planned this all from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 08:45:15 2018 No.20311755 >>20309074 She was in on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 08:52:54 2018 No.20311783 >>20287697 Clownpiece did when she arrived decades later and won our hearts with her silly little costume

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 18:00:07 2018 No.20313852 >>20311783 She's waifubait for the Americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:49:29 2018 No.20315316 File: 68 KB, 688x706, 1543294169325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 08:18:05 2018 No.20316600 >>20311755 Impossible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 10:06:57 2018 No.20316976 >>20315316 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:07:53 2018 No.20318592 >>20298608 /pol/ crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 28 03:26:44 2018 No.20321166 >>20245993 Don't bully

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 28 09:24:58 2018 No.20322149 >>20253664 Terrifying

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 28 11:14:24 2018 No.20322628 File: 114 KB, 499x1063, 3bf1c5d8590cce1eb94ec4f00ef8a255e5456d8ca49f9c1ba9ae45198199e353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20180289 they're called Lunarians

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 28 17:56:13 2018 No.20324461 >>20322628 Moonies

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 03:15:30 2018 No.20324461,1 「ｍｏｏｎ　ｃｕｃｋｓ」

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 08:03:48 2018 No.20328014 >>20322628 >So in shorter terms, the Lunarians can't stop eating dick. Nice to know. >Good for them, they can't be sluts like Sanny because boys are nonexistent in the Lunar Capital. He said Lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 08:19:07 2018 No.20328014,1 >>20324461,1 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 11:19:18 2018 No.20329053 >>20328014 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 13:14:31 2018 No.20329559 >>20322628 Lunatics

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 17:23:31 2018 No.20330829 >>20329053 Lie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:40:46 2018 No.20331861 File: 17 KB, 500x400, 1409685125697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20322628 Moon bitches

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 07:46:19 2018 No.20334507 >>20330829 deceive

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 23:59:06 2018 No.20339199 >>20334507 Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 10:20:50 2018 No.20341677 >>20067321 Reisen is getting the Gulag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 17:02:22 2018 No.20343742 >>20341677 >Gulag As in sex dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 01:16:32 2018 No.20346104 >>20343742 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:42:14 2018 No.20347852 File: 389 KB, 400x275, 1536889575378.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20076465

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 18:38:55 2018 No.20350379 >>20347852 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:40:21 2018 No.20353242 >>20350379 I agree, but Reisen Udongein Inaba is cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:50:50 2018 No.20355589 File: 540 KB, 850x1200, 56529508_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20067321 I want to commit many war atrocities against these lunarians

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:38:13 2018 No.20358065

>>20355589
You shouldn't. They have already made enough of a fool out of themselves already. Taking into account the late '60s and early 70's up to the events of LoLK, they have made too many fuckups to recover from as of now. Hurting them further will do nothing.
Just look at the moon and laugh. Laugh at them. They will know then how pitiable they are having nearly lost their home to overreaction to a fairy and being outdone by 4 or so incident solvers from Gensokyo that aren't of the top percentile of youkai whatsoever, let alone the power tiers if you take it that far.

Gensokyo>Moonie "Empire"
They ought to get off their high horses and see how much better normal Human Villagers are compared to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 11:11:59 2018 No.20360339 >>20076577 shit Taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:10:08 2018 No.20361372 No body likes moon bitches because they smell funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:11:01 2018 No.20361376 >>20361372 What do they smell like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:33:44 2018 No.20362703 How does having two sets of ears affect their hearing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 00:12:25 2018 No.20363988 >>20361372 Yes. Toyohime and Yorihime are not commoners. It is natural for them to be separated from the common Moon Bunny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 02:25:25 2018 No.20364371 >>20361376 Their ears smell like baby powder

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 19:45:25 2018 No.20368614 >>20364371 racist

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 02:04:44 2018 No.20370155 >>20361376 Moon Rocks. Whatever those smell like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 14:48:34 2018 No.20372937 >>20370155 Like rock

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 6 22:28:21 2018 No.20375124 >>20372937 I can work with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 04:18:16 2018 No.20376179 >>20375124 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 11:51:51 2018 No.20377783 >>20067321 How does she know such things

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 11:53:14 2018 No.20377789 >>20370155 fruity pebbles

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 7 17:30:46 2018 No.20379483 >>20377783 Eirin-chan's super shady space-time travel mega boner drugs..!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 8 06:37:11 2018 No.20382338 >>20379483 I see

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 8 07:20:42 2018 No.20382511 >>20109172 You can't just drop something like that without anything to even reverse search from. It's agaisnt the law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 8 15:09:34 2018 No.20384695 File: 55 KB, 412x419, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20382511 I think it was an image, i know I saw it before but I don't think I saved it. It exists but I think it's just one page.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 8 19:37:33 2018 No.20386051 >>20076465 Reisen

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 00:44:01 2018 No.20387219 help me eirin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 04:33:28 2018 No.20388018 >>20387219 You must learn to do things on your own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 04:36:57 2018 No.20388029 >>20388018 Easier said than done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 13:08:32 2018 No.20390759 >>20080403 Tewi isn't inferior but shes still nice. Not as nice as Reisen though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 14:06:38 2018 No.20391072 File: 289 KB, 900x720, 1b58213af998c201d1c7f932c2c06e4d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello fellow Lunarians how do you do?

Anonymous Sun Dec 9 22:43:16 2018 No.20393582

>>20391072
Well my fellow Lunarian Bunny worker! How was work pounding the Mochi that we like to work on every single day of our lives to repent for someone else's sins when they're far too lazy to do it themselves so we have to pick up the pieces regardless of if we want to, like to or not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 23:29:29 2018 No.20393726 >>20393582 Its ok because its just an excuse and they'd probably have the bunny slaves do some other pointless menial task anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 9 23:31:24 2018 No.20393731 >>20393726 Yeah! It is only 90% of us Lunarian Bunnies that work on the Mochi as the other lucky 10% are busy with other menial worthless tasks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 16:46:38 2018 No.20397736 >>20391072 Wait. That's no Lunarian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 10 20:24:28 2018 No.20398788 File: 847 KB, 3264x2448, 1529869437435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kill the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 11 08:08:45 2018 No.20400907 >>20398788 The moon is a large abiotic space rock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 11 19:21:46 2018 No.20404145 >>20067321 She's going to the Gulag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 11 21:30:48 2018 No.20404740 >>20404145 No she isn't. That was said earlier. . . . I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 00:19:28 2018 No.20405561 >>20404740 Are you questioning the Lunarians?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 17:10:59 2018 No.20409271 File: 25 KB, 379x298, 1541982606400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20398788

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 13 01:14:25 2018 No.20411278 >>20405561 You really want to challenge someone above the Lunar Capital? Anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 13 17:01:31 2018 No.20414816 >>20411278 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 13 17:13:47 2018 No.20414859 >>20414816 Your funeral. ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 05:38:10 2018 No.20417306 Imagine losing to humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 07:22:41 2018 No.20417772 File: 85 KB, 448x668, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20417306 Give em a break. They were all probably heavily sedated to lose that badly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 14 19:09:50 2018 No.20420889 File: 264 KB, 1584x1472, DoiZMpiV4AAl0Ic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 00:58:51 2018 No.20422515 >>20398788 Enough, Junko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 08:14:58 2018 No.20424028 >>20417306 What about humans losing to humans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 02:01:52 2018 No.20428293 >>20067331 I've just been to this place before

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 15:58:14 2018 No.20431800 File: 12 KB, 500x400, 1542855799367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20417306 Humans are made for cosmic bullying

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 19:56:25 2018 No.20432883 >>20431800 killing moonbunnies looks fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 21:32:10 2018 No.20433267 >>20431800 Since sound waves cannot travel through a vacuum, I wonder how the moonbunnies communicated if they're all going AAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 22:53:23 2018 No.20433608
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>>20433267
They have a psychic network they are linked into. That's actually canon.

Imagine the cascade of anguish and despair that was sent back across their psychic link as wave after wave of innumerable Bunny girl troops were sent to their certain deaths against the most powerful force in the universe (Americans).

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 00:15:51 2018 No.20433918 >>20433608 I meant AAAAAAAAAA as in they're screaming their asses off in the network. Almost like spam that is easily ignored. I thought I included that part.

Anonymous Mon Dec 17 00:23:20 2018 No.20433953
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>>20433918
Soldiers still function even when direct and indirect fire is going off all around them and the screams of the dying fill the air. All they had to do was grit their death, wait their turn and then charge in and die. Also you usually have some sort of policing force that is holding weapons at their backs giving them to choice to fight or get shot in the back.

I imagine that was Reisen, she forced her comrades into the brink to their deaths then after the entire force was dead and it was just her left, she fled. Coward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 05:52:01 2018 No.20434958 File: 174 KB, 850x1014, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_koto_inari__sample-2b81064e417c9d2c1edbdcfea3dcf112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20433953 She was captured by the Americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 13:52:05 2018 No.20436958 >>20434958 What did they do to her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 15:34:20 2018 No.20437428 File: 848 KB, 1122x984, 1544913057349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20436958 Forced to eat Freedom Burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 23:03:04 2018 No.20439407 Reisen had a reason for leaving. The moon sucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 18 10:25:21 2018 No.20441572 >>20433608 That's pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 07:22:14 2018 No.20444607 >>20441572 The moon bunnies or the communications stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 19 16:38:20 2018 No.20447729 File: 305 KB, 648x757, reisen junko 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 00:08:09 2018 No.20450025 >>20431800 On which end? The end that causes the bullying or the end receiving it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 00:12:13 2018 No.20450041 File: 125 KB, 422x750, 1538776631803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20450025 Humanity is the most terrifying bully of all, the instinct runs so strong it must bully itself when it runs out of victims.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 22:21:35 2018 No.20455592 >>20450041 Dude. What the fuck is that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 22:26:04 2018 No.20455607 >>20450041 Inshallah to the moon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 22:58:05 2018 No.20455765 File: 124 KB, 1024x768, 1481314594362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20455592 Dear sweet child, you've only begun to scratch at the magic that can exist on /k/. I'd post a furry version but don't want to get deleted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 23:01:52 2018 No.20455783 >>20455765 I'm familiar with /k/. I'm asking why that exists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 23:20:40 2018 No.20455887 File: 199 KB, 907x1048, 1409780508521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20455783 Because every day we stray further from God

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 20 23:37:57 2018 No.20455988 >>20455783 /k/ and /jp/ are honorable comrades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 07:20:07 2018 No.20457824 >>20455765 Well, it got deleted anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 21 23:08:19 2018 No.20462429 >>20081977 Reisen > Ringo > Seiran Reisen is best bunny Tewi is best earth bunny by gene. Reisen is best moon bunny by gene. Ringo and Seiran are simply just inferior to Reisen-chan

Anonymous Sat Dec 22 12:58:46 2018 No.20466250

>>20304731
Japan attacked America for no reason. America had no intentions of attacking anyone in WWII despite helping the Allies in their fight against the Axis Powers. What fucked them in the rear was poking the sleeping bear by attacking their warships without a solid, valid reason for why that would be a good idea for anyone in their right mind.
This attack was initiated by the Lunarians but I don't blame him for seeing it as an American surprise attack since the Moonies didn't know anything about it, however, this can be seen as revenge for Pearl Harbor, well, a second act of revenge, though not directly to Japan but to a group of people (Lunarians) who used to be apart of a group (possibly Gensokyo before leaving) that is apart of Japan itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:00:34 2018 No.20466264 This thread cannot go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:02:33 2018 No.20466276 >>20466264 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:04:57 2018 No.20466292 >>20466276 Because moon """""discussion""""" doesn't belong on the jay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:10:45 2018 No.20466330 >>20466292 Fuck you dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:15:27 2018 No.20466350 >>20466330 Prove me wrong: you can't. All moon related characters and topics in Touhou are shit. Fuck the moon bitches and fuck moon apologists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:20:37 2018 No.20466378 >>20466350 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:22:13 2018 No.20466388 >>20466378 No arhument? Good. Gtfo Grimsokyoshitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:23:33 2018 No.20466397 >>20466388 >arhument Retard >le grimsokyo meme Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:25:43 2018 No.20466411 >>20466397 Who the fuck are you quoting? Focusing on simple typos is a sign of weakness. >le Go back. Not gonna waste my time replying to you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 13:30:06 2018 No.20466435 goodbye thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 14:01:10 2018 No.20466590 >>20466264 >>20466292 >>20466350 >>20466388 >>20466411 You do not get to decide whether this thread lives or dies you crossboarding piece of shit. Fuck off uneasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 22 14:02:13 2018 No.20466594 Just report that faggot and move on.

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