/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20233069
And they will get all of that. A nice warm nest and lots of love, even when they're being brats.

>>20233069
Why would anyone want to hurt a Yukkuri? Those people should take it easy. Okay Yukkuri, get loved!
[hugs yukkuri]

I wish yukkuris exist so that I can make an abyuse labyrinth for them. god, I really want to make those farm thingy like those in Big.G comics. Its my dream to make them suffer.

Please don't kill yukkuris. Because watching them cry and roll their bodies around in a tantrum is way funnier then a pile of goop.

is it okay to post abyuse, here?

>>20233669
You stupid? Wanna die?

>>20233669
sure. yukkuri threads welcome all.

I'll keep a couple of yukkuri, preferably a Patchy an Alice couple, and love them, spoiler them, teach them, pamper them, and treat them even better than actual people. They will be my family. But at the same time I'll have a room dedicated to abusing and torturing other yukkuri both physically and mentally not caring if they're niceheads or shitheads, depends on the type of abuse I wanna inflict and the type of reaction I'd like to see. I love yukkuri so much, but also hate yukkuri just as much. Such a complicated mixed feeling raging inside me.

I'd never abuse a cute Patchouli. They are precious.

>>20233307
You can buy a game called yukkuri diary,
And you can murder them in millions.

https://m.apkpure.com/ru/yukkuri-diary/jp.gr.java_conf.sakatasnow.YukkuriDiary

I cant mating press those things

What a tiny worthless being, haha

the very existence of yukkuri is a mistery to me, they completely lack any purpose or charm. not being autistic enough it's a strange feeling.

>>20234425
>lack any purpose

Wrong, they are eat able every different yukkuri have different flavour inside of them.
So they are seen as more like we see pigs.

Or others see them as pets.

>>20234417
You've never tried then

I wish yukkuri booru received new content more often

A love song about yukkuri

You are my little lovely yukkuri
I will put a strawberry in your mouth
I will put sausage and cucumber
And I will pour a bottle of milk in your cup

You better have a rest and eat well
Because in the future you will be a beautiful creature

You must eat a lot and have a rest often
To be big and so nice
Eat my sunshine, my little Angel
Your little babies are getting fried

I will take your children and take your friend and I will burn them in the oven and I will give them to you my dear,

You will be strong you will be fat
And together we will go to /jp/
We will catch anon and fry him up
And together we will have a lovely dinner

My fat, fat Sukkur
After the milk, I will give you blood
Drink carefully don't choke
Oh you my little bitch oh you my little Angel
YU YU!

then I will go to the shop and I will bring your friend your lunch will be the biggest in the entire world.

You will become too big to a large bitch
I will be proud of you and then....

Happy End!

A stray yukkuri family have sneaked inside your house and declared it their new home. What do you do?

>>20236728
just give them an ultimatum, i'll buy a yukkuriarium, food and tell them they can live there only if they let me keep my house, or else i kill them all

Any favorite artists other than Big.G and Takumi or other big names who produce quality?

>>20236728
>>20236786

Why sanae did that?

>>20234404

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRM3_e0h6co

anyone know where to get Darksnow13's Eight Views of Yukkuri script? The mixtape link is 404

>>20236989
What is that?

>>20238969
It's a sanny taking a sanny

you faggots keep saying that you love your yukkuris, yet everytime there is a /jp/ meetup I have to clean up their poo poos. horrible mishter humans you guys are.

>>20239427
T.polandball desu

>>20239427
Look sakuya there is a lazy faggot who is refusing to do his job what do you think what we must do with him?

Killing a yukkuri should always be a last ditch effort to correct their behavior

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1053

>>20236728
I fill a bucket with water. Hell, if they are small enough a glass should do.

>>20243622
>lick-lick achy place

strange disturbing thoughts are filling my mind

is it bad that I have been acting like a shithead yukkuri after reading a lot of abyuse comics. I have been fantasising about getting abyused by my crush as If hes my abuser and im his yukkuri. is it weird, should I get help?

>>20244975

Why is /jp/ full of faggots.

>>20244987
fuck off marisa! this is your yukkuri easy~

>>20244975

no, continue living out your fantasies

I regularly fantasize about owning a yukkuri family and spoiling them on purpose, only to either watch them die out of old age, their own failures or by doing a 180 on their treatment, without abusing them to death but making their lives unbearable compared to the luxury they had

>>20239764
I volunteer for mating press punishment

>>20245018
No yu.

cool yukkuris

>>20239764
Cute yukkuris.

Careful /jp/
I hope you can distinguish Yukkuri from Humans.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1573

>>20249064
Interesting comic, thank you for posting.

I have a theory that master human had a paranoid schizophrenia and was hallucinating and he killed not a yukkiri but his wife.

Buying pet clothes seems like a waste to me

>>20257841
Just get some diapers, or a yukkuri dress.

>>20250862
>wife
No way in dude. Not with this panel unless there's something I missed.

The other Sakuya might be gold but it seems like Sakuya-types are pretty nice if they aren't angered or angry for some other reason which makes this even worse since the uneasy Mister's Sakuya was possibly just a nicehead with a shit owner. The other mister from the beginning seems to have (probably) kept this up for a while, so snapping at one point wouldn't really be a surprise for the Sakuya. What is a surprise is how it all ended in the first place. If the Yukkuri wasn't Sakuya to begin with, then Mister is criminally insane. If the Sakuya really was healed by the Orange Juice, faked being out cold, then went out in stopped time and killed someone before he came back possibly as revenge, then this is something else entirely. It is literally states on the Yukkuri Wiki that you shouldn't leave a Sakuya-type unattended and this really shows that if the latter is true but that brings problems of its own since it is unknown how or why the body is there, especially when you consider that the Sakuya is a Yukkuri and the physical limitations. Mister really dug his grave here. Or rather, he reserved his permanent spot in jail.

Following the supposed murder, the connection with Yukkuri seems to have dulled their senses to a point of questioning whether what the see before them is the real deal or if they might be following the uneasy Mister's footsteps in a different way under the very same hallucinations.
There are those who love Yukkuri and those who abuse Yukkuri. Mister seems to have forgotten what a Yukkuri is if the Sakuya was a random all along.

「...」
>>>/a/180847598

>>20261867
Fucking /pol/tards ruining everything.

>>20261867
Not Yukkuri.

>>20262735
there is this one faggot on here for the past few days making several posts like this.
you can tell he blew in from reddit but wont fuck off

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/406

This is one of my favorites. All misery caused is from natural causes of yukkuri stupidity which makes it much more satisfying to read than human caused abyuse.

Saving yukkuris from page 10 death sentence

>>20250862
That reminds me of that one pool with the femanon doctor who treats compulsive abyusers. What a doll.

emotionally abuse the yukkuri

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1179

I just want to pinch a yukkuri's cheeks and see tears well up in its eyes so I can then comfort it with treats and such

>>20257841

What are some pools where justice is served?

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1120

>>20268794
Those are some big phat yukkuris.

>>20239303
Is that a tentacle monster?

>>20272169
yes

>>20270723
Tsundere compost yukkuri are cute. A shame this looks like it wasn't finished though.

>>20239303
Such big useless ears.
She can have those trimmed down[Read: cut off completely].

>>20276056
Ohhh this is perfect!
I just REALIZED SOMETHING /jp/!

>>20277473
TAKE THEM ONE BY ONE!
END THE YUKKURI MENACE!
NOT A SINGLE ONE SHOULD ESCAPE!

Bullying is so satisfying

>>20277473

Name of the pool please

>>20279676
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1188
Yukkuri in House

>>20279676
You like little hoihoi san?

eajy

don't kill yukkuris!

>>20265962

Perfect yukkuri image

>>20292060
I want to marry that dosu

Yukkuri-booru updating so slowly

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/629

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

>>20297905

>>20297905
What is wrong anon? You don't find this thread advertising friendly?

i wish yukkuri wear real i want an alice or a shou so badly...

what's a good yukkuri game these days?

>>20297905

no violence or abuse below this line
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>>20297905

What exactly is there wrong

>>20299425

That's fine, you don't need human interaction for yukkuris to die in a miserable way since they do it themselves

Hello I’m new, I have a question. Did these things come before or after the Fluffies that a certain fandom spawned? because I am seeing a shit ton of similarities between the two and the artwork made about them

>>20303183
Before. And Jissouseki came before Yukkuri. Yukkuri came about as a failed artists hilariously horrible attempt to draw Reimu and Marisa.

>>20303202
gotcha, thank anon

What IS the "Eight Views of Yukkuri" Thread? Any hints?

"The Marisa Game"
"That Marisa Game"

>>20297905
Suck my dick dude.

>>20303202
Thank you spoonfeeding anon.
Ive been in these threads for years about which came first, the chicken or the egg regarding yukkuris and Fluffies

Artist
takumi

Not all Alice-types are bad.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1871
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/74723

>>20303202
>a failed artists hilariously horrible attempt to draw Reimu and Marisa.
Where's this image nowadays?

>>20309609
It was actually a fucked up ASCII art post either on 2ch or futaba.

>>20309609

Anyone know where I can get this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWhAVIaj3A

>>20309860
come on, it wasn't that bad

>>20233069
I wonder what would happen if you drained the Yukkuri of their paste, put it all into a ultra fine blender with different Yukkuri type pastes, blended it, added either water or orange juice and blended it again and poured into something that allows it to flow into the Yukkuri of choice, like Alice since she can practically mate with literally anything, if her paste isn't included of course, but I think Alice-types are important for the mixture to take effect, so if the mixture isn't an even once of several types, then have it be 50-51% Alice-type and ~49% other with Orange Juice included. I wonder if this would result in many different Yukkuri types instead of one specific type, or two as seen wit Reimu and Marisa Types.
Truly a strange and interesting proposition. This can bring new things to the table and challenge the Yukkuri lore with if this is even possible!
Anyone?

>>20310366
t. failed artist

>>20315291
There have been some comics where hybrids occurs from mixing pastes, I recall a reimu/patchy hydbrid in Stalk Amputation.
Though, that was an on-the-fly repair for an injury, not a thorough mixing like you suggest.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1593

shitheads

>>20317807
too far, not okay

>>20236237
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcYcjQU65lk

>>20324358
Well, at least one video where yukkuri died in her sleep.
https://youtu.be/NNqQQs-G41Y

>>20317807
Remove yourself.

>>20329679
Nothing wrong with light bullying.
It makes them cuter.

>>20331439
No, delete this.
All kinds of bullying is wrong.

>>20342553
What about when they get bullied by other yus or nature?

>>20342620

Bullied to death by nature is the best, most satisfying yukkuri content

>>20342751
Agreed, yukkuris by their own nature are so cruel, selfish, and stupid that they usually die in horrible ways without the help of people.
It's fun to watch that play out naturally without interference.
Seems the only way for a yu to live out a full and easy life is to be adopted by a kind mister and then not be a shithead.

>>20233069
How could anyone want to see hurt or bullied yukkiris?

>>20351995
Sadists and psychopaths

>>20351995
The appeal of yukkuri abuse (to me at least) isn’t the actual abuse but how ridiculous the torture methods can be, it’s somewhat entertaining thinking about what kind of sick individual would come up with something like skinning a yukkuri with a corkscrew.

>>20359314
Those ears looks useful for blowjobs.

>>20362216
Do not molest the yukkuris.

>>20233069
Do you guys have any suggestions in terms of artists that make cute/happy/wholesome yukkuri dojinshi without any gore or abuse whatsoever?
I have nothing against those that enjoy it but im trying to search through EX and im finding that mean spirited works still get through even though im excluding tags like guro or torture (like https://exhentai.org/g/738866/8c095e4c9b/).). Maybe im searching incorrectly or perhaps I shouldnt even bother with panda? yukkuribooru is nice for one off pictures but storylines about caring for and loving them make me so happy.
An example of what I am looking for would be something like https://exhentai.org/g/515165/67c2878cd4/

I hope I dont bother with my question and I appreciate all help

>>20366141
>pic
And then it pisses and poops all over your hand, calls you poo poo slave, and demands sweet sweets.

>>20366196
And then i give it sweet sweets.

>>20366232
Yukkuri enablers should be culled alongside shitheads.

>>20366141
oyp

>>20233069
The only warmth they'll get is the warmth of the microwave

>>20366616
thank you for the suggestion but that booru seems to have mostly mean spirited pictures as well

>>20366196
I dont like seeing things hurt, my escapism is seeing things happy

I used to find abyuse hilarious but ever since my depression went into overdrive 2 years back it just hurts my heart a tiny bit. I don't want one but I want them to have decent homes. I never thought I'd reach this point where I feel empathy for the little shitters.

Seeing small, cute, stupid things tortured and killed stirs something weird inside of me. Is this bad?

yukkuri.shii broke wadafuk

>>20367117
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts?tags=family_friendly

>>20366652
Don't be rude please.

Still waiting for the Marisa game translation

>>20367853
I know exactly how you feel.

I miss when yukkuris were merely a simple lighthearted meme related to touhou and 2ch and not this deep twisted edgy nightmares we see today.

yukkuri is down again!!!! what happened!!!!!!

>>20233069
I'll fugg their mouths and provide all three at once!

Rip Boshi.
no more onee-san

something broke but its okay

>>20376010
There's a translation available on yukkuri.shii. I need to update the link on there once it's back up, but here's my 1.58 translation and updated features list for now.
https://my.mixtape.moe/izpbgv.zip
https://pastebin.com/hpKgNTd0

And of course 1.58 isn't available anymore. Guess I have to get working on a new version then.

>>20398095
Is there a guide to install the game on Windows 10?
I tried everything, even I changed the system language to japanese

>>20398489
Try changing the .exe and folder names to English, the game should start then. Make sure you're using the program with the shorter name, the longer one is for updating the text files.

yukkuri

>>20398095
>https://my.mixtape.moe/izpbgv.zip
Does the translation work with more adavnced versions? Because I have the 1.67 and I can't get anything translated.

>>20398827
Unfortunately it doesn't, the older files won't work since dialog has been added since my translation. I'm working on a version that works with 1.73 at the moment, but it might take a bit of time to get working.

>>20382054
Cute!

Looks like yukkuri.shii is back up, finally.

>>20398665
It still doesn't work, I don't know why is that.

>>20403214
Check the translation thread for support. I'm not the best at troubleshooting, so hopefully someone there can help.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/10405?page=1

>>20403233
Got it working, thank you

>booru back up
>updated with a great new series

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1973

Made me read this one older favorite. There are too few mold stories.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1714

>>20403812
You people are sick

>>20403812
You people are awesome

>>20403812
You people are ok

>>20233069
yukkiri abuse makes me sad

>>20408590
Dont go to failbooru tomorrow?

>>20408594
same
there's no reason to hurt harmless small creatures, why would you do it

>>20409489
for fun!

>>20413246
Suiis are super cute.

>>20385128
I would adopt them.

>>20421500
Lie.

>>20421500

They're already living on borrowed time because of mold

Plus the first thing they'd do is shit on your floor

>>20421500
That's good anon.
But what if they're shitheads?

>>20421500
I would too! Then I’d throw them into my torture basement and abandon them there, only returning to laugh at their suffering!

>>20409489
If anons dont bully them then nature does. They are born to suffer. Might as well get some fun out of it.

>>20424241

Abyuse is bad because it prevents yukkuri from suffering because of their own stupidity and forces of nature

>>20413246
Honestly if a yukkuri broke into my house by doing an ollie on a suii train I'd be too amused to get mad

>>20233069
I was gonna give you shit for misspelling Yukkuri but then I read it as Yuk-Kiri for Yukkuri Kirisame in which I find clever.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1449

>>20428320
You cute anon, but a tad bit slow in the head.

>>20431172
>http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1449
111 pages.
Nice.

>>20431172
Go away!

I will never not be mad

>>20236728
probably just put them in a yukkurarium

>>20436266
Eat shit and die.

>>20431172
One of the best stories, so far.

Utsuho Akbar!

>>20443224
I don't get it.

>>20445629
http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Utsuho

>>20433909
You don't have a head.
*sheathes sword*

Are there any stories where the yukkuri falls in love with its owner?
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/615
The Reimu doting over its owner in this one and treating him a bit like a mate was surprisingly really cute, before he went full retard.

>>20443224
What THE FACK *BOOM*

death

>>20449963
They had it deserved.
Fuck bunnies.