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Don't forget the pork just because it's turkey season
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.20287434

>>20287416
>That starting picture
I see you like to take risks. P’Orcs like that in a man.

>> No.20287441

>>20287434
No nipples, it's totally safe. Probably.
Impressing a high orc would be nice though.

>> No.20287456

>>20287441
I’d be careful. Despite their nature, Nooks refuse to give money to lewd causes.

>> No.20287512

>>20287416
Big pigs are best for Thanksgiving

>> No.20287650

Evidently the sheep got us

>> No.20287662

>>20287650
Can't beat the fluff anon. I leave the thread for a few months and suddenly its dead, the fuck happened?

>> No.20287675

>>20287662
It's just today.
My guess is folks are out drinking tonight.

Not like folks have work tomorrow

>> No.20287722
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>> No.20287727

>>20287675
Just enjoying the calm before tomorrow’s storm over here.
Why does my computer insist on reloading this page every time I tab away?

>> No.20287732

>>20287722
How does the half a chain link at the end of it stay attached? Shouldn’t it fall off and leave a complete chain?

>> No.20287736

>>20287727
Good old family gatherings.
Such exciting times.
I imagine a kiki would get fussy over eating at her master's folks home where she didn't cook everything or clean everything

>> No.20287741

>>20287732
(((Mamano mana))) for the aesthetics.
>>20287736
She'd probably insist to stay over and clean when everyone else has left.

>> No.20287744
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>> No.20287753

>>20287744
>>20287722
These pictures give off the same energy.

>> No.20287757

>>20287753
Both are dub dubs too. Spooky.

>> No.20287759

>>20287753
Impending snu energy.

>> No.20287766

>>20287744
I want a cheshire with a lewd, soft body that loves to snuggle and be smug

>> No.20287774
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20287774

Try not to let your waifu gain too much weight this Thanksgiving.

>> No.20287801

>>20287736
Imagine a Kiki diligently taking notes with wide eyes as she watches your parents making traditional family dishes. She even ‘oooh’s and ‘ahh’s as more ingredients are added.

>> No.20287804
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20287804

>>20287774
Yeah who would want their wife to be a cow! Hahahaha....

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>>20287804
I do

>> No.20287808
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20287808

>>20287804
That’s offensive to cows.

>> No.20287810

>>20287774
That’s the same as not getting her pregnant, why would I do that

>> No.20287813

>>20287801
Such a studious girl.

>>20287804
I do

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>>20287808

>> No.20287846
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https://exhentai.org/g/1316358/1696fdd370/

>> No.20287870

>>20287846
>Darling
In the trash

>> No.20287875

>>20287821
>Heart Pupils
A sure sign she's ready for the calf

>> No.20287889

>>20287870
I see what you did there.

>> No.20287892

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure the wife and kids behave this thanksgiving, and that harem husbands bring extra food to cover the additional guests.

>> No.20287910
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20287910

>>20287870
>>20287889

>> No.20287912

>>20287892
Would you or your wife eat something made by a bi-corn? What about if she was single?

>> No.20287919

>>20287892
What if you're a daughteru dicker and your daughteru starts grinding on you in front of everybody?

>> No.20287920

>>20287912
Of course!
I'd wife one.

>> No.20287926

>>20287919
You try to talk that shit away and have a stern discussion about why she shouldn't do that in public/around other family members

>> No.20287932

>>20287892
Good luck controlling Wendi kids with all the succulent, juicy, delicious meat around

>> No.20287934

>>20287919
Slap her on her butt and remind her where we are.

>> No.20287941

>>20287919
my daughteru is above such crass behavior anon, especially among those uninitiated or otherwise innocent.

>> No.20287943
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20287943

Evil Eye has broken out of prison is on the loose! Look out!

>> No.20287946

>>20287932
>He doesn't use wendi leashes
Anon, I know its embarrassing but if you want there to be food/a not destroyed table you gotta do it.

That or give them a pre-thanksgiving meat

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20287952

Pick one.

>> No.20287958

>>20287946
>wendi leashes
Those are inhumane anon! Very inhumane!

>> No.20287960
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20287960

>Translator's note: 'Bui' is Japanese for 'Oink'

>> No.20287964

>>20287958
They're also effective and excellent strength training devices.

>> No.20287968

>>20287952
Snake, as usual, is the best.

>> No.20287974

wendi daughters make my bepis hard

>> No.20287978

>>20287974
Have you tried switching to conk?

>> No.20287991
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20287991

Reminder to not interrupt a Dragon's 'Foolish Mortal' speech. They put a lot of time and effort into it and will be upset if you make fun of them for being chuuni.

>> No.20287995

>>20287991
She can't stop me.
I'm going face first into that chest.

>> No.20288005

>>20287995
>She tries to continue, stammering as you hear the rest of the speech, muffled by her fat Dragon breasts.

>> No.20288009
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20288009

How do you feel about slimes with prosthetic bodies?

>> No.20288011

>>20288009
Nope.

>> No.20288012

>>20288005
There's a reason why I go for that fat/meaty dragons.
Big fat dragon tats.
Lolis need work done to get them up to snuff

>> No.20288013

>>20288009
Yes!

>> No.20288021

>>20288009
Insufficient data for a definite result. Current predictions point to No.

>> No.20288022

>>20287995
Seems like a good way to get your eye stabbed by one of those rocks in her cleavage.

>> No.20288023

How many family members will join the Sabbath this year?

>> No.20288027

>>20288022
Just gotta know where to go.

>> No.20288028

>>20288009
Interesting and unique picture
It's rare for me to save a slime image

>> No.20288029

>>20288023
>Introduce baphomet wife to your parents
>She turns your mom into a loli and makes your dad a lolicon
Good lord how horrifying

>> No.20288035

>>20288023
Less than the ones who get converted on Halloween. Halloween is the Sabbath's biggest night of the year!

>> No.20288037 [DELETED] 
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20288037

>>20287416
Gran from GranBlue Fantasy...

After seeing all the art of him in danbooru where he fraternizes (fucks) his female co-workers and subordinates, would he be some prime Incubus material???

>> No.20288042

>>20288037
The hell with this faggotry

>> No.20288045

>>20288042
Don't reply dumbass, just R&I

>> No.20288050

>>20288028
Unique may not be apt as it's fanart of forest of blue skin.

>> No.20288056

Imagine... A Cupid who has disagreed with Eros and the current affairs of Monstergirls and the Demon Lord's memes.

>A Cupid by the name of Valentine is by far the most highest ranking Cupid under Eros so far
>Valantine is considered one of the mightiest of the host of heaven, giving strength to resist the tempations of the monster hoards, remembering those that they loved truly and chastely.
>An old friend to the current chief god(dess), Valantine refused to stand with Eros in her support of the DL, refusing to leave behind her friend and now leader, but also as she could only see the monsters that had once so vicious destroyed families.
>She stands aloof and separate from her fellow cupids, seeing them as foolishly supporting a mockery of true love. She instead associates with the other hosts of heaven, guiding minor angels and fighting alongside Valkyries.

>> No.20288059

>>20288042
>>20288045
Well I fucking blame teegee, I just asked for the sake of shits and giggles dammit.

Curse you teegee

>> No.20288067

>>20288059
falseflag detected

>> No.20288077
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>>20287416
These are dragons, teehee!

>> No.20288094
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20288094

Reminder. A lewd maid is a good maid.

>> No.20288098

>>20287919
How can a man ever justify having sex with his daughter? I just can't understand it.

>> No.20288102

>>20288094
Yes, a good maid for punishment!

>> No.20288104
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>>20287416
>Pic related
>Be sent to a snek pit
>Again, look at pic related for said Snek pit has thoae types of sneks in it

>divinity given flesh trapped with assorted sneks (the Ryus)
>everyone else is coldblooded so they stay uncomfortable close
>Some of them must have been strippers on the Spice Road because they are barely clothed
>some of them have smaller snakes growing out of their heads (the Gorgons)
>some are dumber than a bag of rocks and keep accidentally expanding the pit (the Wurms)
>a few wear masks and never talk (bunyips and basilisks)
>a few more look like demonic and talk too much
>the only sensible ones are the white snek

Seems like a pretty awful to me. Why would you even keep such a pit around?

>But one of those are not snakes, some of them are serpentine dragons!

Okay, OKAY, there is a single dragon stuck in the snakepits. She got rounded up with the actual sneks because theres no rent so she puts up with being called a snek for now...

Still, what a bad situation to be in such a "Snek pit" if thou art asketh of thee.

>> No.20288105

>>20288098
Don't even bother. They cannot be reasoned with.

>> No.20288113

>>20288098
because it makes my bepis hard

>> No.20288117

>>20288104
Have you been nipping at the cooking Sherry or something?

>> No.20288160

I wonder what a monstergirl theater would be like? Magic acts from some of the best magic using monsters, exotic dancing and maybe some acts looking for a husband in the crowd who knows.

>> No.20288163

>>20288160
Sex acts!

>> No.20288181

>>20287960
That's a strong sow.

>> No.20288279
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20288279

How about an african automaton?

>> No.20288287

>>20288279
Wakandans have sex-bots?

>> No.20288290

>>20288279
Considering she's one of those robots who's eyes turn red when she's angry.
Also isn't orisa meant to be a centaur?

>> No.20288292

>>20288104
I wanna gather an apophis, ryu and echidna and make them my wives.

>> No.20288307

>>20288181
Boar Power! Osu!

>> No.20288308

Whats with all the fucking spam and off-topic images this early in the thread, holy shit.

>> No.20288312

>>20288308
Your post invites nothing but more shitposting. Why did you make it?

>> No.20288314

>>20288307
The Karate Pig tribe is an interesting one. They will be difficult to conquer.

>> No.20288324

>>20288290
All the human-ish orisa's have her bipedal
This and about 2 others are the only ones I like

>> No.20288326

>>20288324
Whats wrong with the others?

>> No.20288331

>>20288314
Their leader is a High Orc who uses a pair of pig-themed Cestus'.

>> No.20288336
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20288336

Posting part of past threads I found interesting.

>> No.20288338

>>20288326
Weird looking mostly
one of them is done by DR,bug witch means the content might be compromised

>> No.20288340
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>>20288336

>> No.20288344

>>20288331
Fitting. But she'll find those heavy things make her arms hard to pull back after a punch, leaving her exposed.

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>>20288340

>> No.20288347

>>20288338
Compromised?

>> No.20288351
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>>20288346

>> No.20288362

>>20288336
>>20288340
>>20288346
>>20288351
Please stop.

>> No.20288364

>>20288347
He means that whatever girl he's drawn might be a futa or have a futa variant
Not always, some are wholesome but the fact remains DR.bug is not to be trusted.

>> No.20288365
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>>20288351
>>20288362
Why?

>> No.20288372

>>20288365
You're just taking up images. People won't read all that and discuss these things. Discussions need to happen organically.

>> No.20288376

>>20288372

Posting 5 images is too much? Really?

>> No.20288381

>>20288376
Fuck off back to where you came from.

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>>20288381

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>>20288381
I have added to the thread while all you have done is bitch about something easily ignored. Get a life or go away.

>> No.20288421

What is your favorite monstergirl and how would your family respond if you brought one home for Thanksgiving dinner?

>> No.20288427

>>20288421
There's no such thing as Thanksgiving, it's just a conspiracy for Turkey Harpies to get eaten out.

>> No.20288430

>>20288421
You mother would probably shout that her time machine worked becuase this conversation happened just last thread

>> No.20288440
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20288440

What's the best way to spend a date with an Anubis after she finally made time for it in both your highly busy schedules?

>> No.20288452

>>20288440
Tying her up so she can't leave when date-time is up, thus ruining the schedule and leaving her a panting, heaving mess of emotion.

>> No.20288469

>>20288452
I wonder how such a dominant woman would respond to BDSM. Would she like it or not?

>> No.20288480

>>20288469
She's a doggo, of course she likes being on a leash. Otherwise she wouldn't serve Pharaoh.

>> No.20288493

>>20288480
A tall, imposing and scheming vizier anubis with boundless ambition would be great though.

>> No.20288495 [DELETED] 

>>20287416
reported for nsfw

>> No.20288501

>>20288493
>Vizier-nubis raises an army of the dead to conquer the Desert Region
Oh no!

>> No.20288527
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Bring your best to subdue the fire amphibian!

>> No.20288530

>>20288527
>fire amphibian
I can't believe my turn of phrase caught on.

>> No.20288532

>>20288527
I wonder how the more militant monster girls like that would view guns. Would they see them as cheating and look down on those who use them or would they enjoy learning to use them?

>> No.20288534

>>20288530
they're still cousins to the lizards, but its fine

>> No.20288535

>>20288532
Gunslinging with six-shooters is romantic!

>> No.20288537

>>20288532
At the peak of grigori's autism, KC said monsters where good enough to deflect bullets
Guns do exist in MGE so it's not that far-fetched

>> No.20288551

>>20288537
The guns that exist in MGE would be flintlock/ wheelock guns, so probably do-able (obviously not for a human)

>> No.20288561

>>20288537
>At the peak of grigori's autism
He peaked? I thought there was no limit to that guy.

>> No.20288563
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20288563

besties marry the same guy to make him twice as happy!

>> No.20288564

>>20288551
You could probably learn to do it in rpg land what with all the stat boosters around.

>> No.20288614

>>20288421
An extra-large rat! And it depends on if this is before or after she gives birth to my wives-to-be. Though I think my mother would get along with her quite a bit. She’d probably make my sibling super uncomfortable though.

>> No.20288664
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>> No.20288683
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>> No.20288704
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>>20288537
Sometimes you're just too done with their shit to get shot.

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>>20288551
Well, aside from what appears to be a mana machine gun on the Automaton.

>> No.20288716

>>20288683
What happened to make Weather Wurm so happy?

>> No.20288718
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>>20288704
Space Cats are strong!

>> No.20288723

>>20288716
She saw you smile

>> No.20288833

>>20288723
This sends the anon to the emergency room.

>> No.20288840

>20288664
As one who loves Trolls, this makes my chest hurt. That girl needs a hug....

>> No.20288842

>>20288563
What if you feel left out when they talk about their youth or when they talk about girl stuff?
Marrying besties is asking for trouble.

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20288883

In our world people summon monsters for varous purposes but do you think monster girls summon humans?

>> No.20288912

>>20288883
I don't see why not. It always felt odd to me that warlocks summon demons but demons don't do the same to us.

>> No.20288938

>>20288495
announcing a report is a global rule violation

>> No.20288946

>>20288842
make new memories together!

>> No.20288953

>>20288883
an elf tribe would

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>>20288842
Well how are you supposed to choose between a succ and the girl she monsterized? You gotta take the two-for-one deal.

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>>20287675
>Not that folks have work tomorrow

Meanwhile at the Hospital of Doom...

>> No.20289090
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20289090

Would you a P'Orc idol?

>> No.20289099

>>20289041
>no frontpussy
good

>> No.20289104

>>20289090
Thou shalt not worship false idols!

>> No.20289134

>>20288336
That's not even from here

>> No.20289144

>>20289134
He knows, that's why he sperged when he got called a faggot.

>> No.20289155

>>20289090
not even in my dreams

>> No.20289198

>>20288912
>but demons don't do the same to us

we would die quickly in their realm

>> No.20289218

>>20288336
>>20288340
>>20288346
>>20288351
Please go back to where you came from.
>>20288365
Those weren't even a week ago, fuck off. Not everyone has a short a memory span as you.

>> No.20289249

>>20288336
>>20288340
>>20288346
>>20288351
>>20288365
>site moderation is still garbage

>> No.20289258 [DELETED] 

>>20289218
The nigger even followed up to his faggotry by posting an offtopic image: >>20288404

>> No.20289293
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20289293

Room, board, personal witch, and access to vast stores of information and fiction. Why haven't you applied to Runyas Sabbath yet?

>> No.20289296

>>20289293
What do I need that stuff for?

>> No.20289321
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>>20289296
Because those are all good things, anon. Prospective little sisters are waiting for you! You don't want to make them cry, right?

>> No.20289336

>>20289293
Because they all have small rumps

>> No.20289362

>>20289293
Because I'm indecisive with too many good sabbath branches to pick from.

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20289375

>>20289336
Yes, and?

>>20289362
I'll accept this answer. But I still say Runyas is first, Grelias is second, everyone else beneath.

>> No.20289376

What if Nooks like to prey on people in debt because those kind of people often don’t get enough sleep which leads to bags under the eyes which helps them feel better about their own naturally occurring dark circles around their eyes?

>> No.20289378

>>20289293
Don't forget the free food

>> No.20289391

>>20289293
>>20289321
I definitely can't handle the responsibility of a little sister, but I will distribute as many headpats and cookies as are needed to help keep smiles protected.

>> No.20289393

>>20289378
>Don't forget the free food
You have no idea what "room and board" means, do you?

>> No.20289394

>>20289375
Only big and plump rumps

>> No.20289396

>>20289293
Not really into the Sabbath. I like Shiro's though

>> No.20289401

>>20289393
Meal plans aren’t included in housing.

>> No.20289414

>>20289401
>You get room and board with three meals, your own witch, and you can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like. Even beginners are welcome.
Quoted directly from the translation. The "three meals" is the amount of "board". "Room and board" means housing and food respectively.

>> No.20289415

>>20288427
>Turkey Harpies
What about a Turkey harpy would distinguish them from other harpies? Being really dumb?

>> No.20289425

>>20289415
Instead of moaning they gobble

>> No.20289452

>>20289336
Join the Demon Cult then. There is free food here too!

>> No.20289463

>>20289198
>demons are so overprotective they don't summon humans to their realm, not realizing the human world is already awful

>> No.20289502

>>20289463
Our air is better and much colder. Hell is hot. Literally.

>> No.20289545

>>20289502
You could get summoned to the frozen circle of hell by a bundled up demon girl looking for someone to warm her

>> No.20289581

>>20289293
But I want no lolibabas and a dark mage imouto instead.

>> No.20289594

>>20289581
I want a dark mage imotou with a massive rear

>> No.20289601
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>"And that is how you impregnate an elf. Now that we've gone over the theory, how about a practical exam?"

>> No.20289607

>>20289601
Remember that, if you're adventuring, putting points into fertility can only help you

>> No.20289620

>>20289090
I would every unmarried P'Orc that has and ever will exist.

>> No.20289621

>>20289607
I will train my children to become my party members.

>> No.20289622

>>20289620
Orc Layer the LN series when?

>> No.20289623

>>20289607
Is impregnating a monster girl an alternate way to defeat her? Regardless, I doubt you can do an impregnation only run.

>> No.20289625

>>20289623
Yes, its an alternate victory condition if you build it right.

>>20289621
Good man.

>> No.20289635

>>20289607
>go to adventuring guild in a new town to check in on your skill points
>CC monster behind the counter asks for your guild card
>she sees all your skill points sunk into fertility, making it five times higher than any of your other stats
>she's visibily shaking as she nervously asks you if you're free for dinner tonight

>> No.20289646

>>20289635
Sure, it may be nice...although she'd have to watch out as an impregnation finish means that a few big bosses are marked for Anon now.

>> No.20289662

>>20289625
By building it right I assume you mean being able to impregnate a monster girl in such a shamefully pleasurable way that she loses all will to fight.
Are you supposed to take responsibility or let them run after you?

>> No.20289670

>>20289662
Responsibility must be taken but quests must be completed!

>> No.20289673
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>>20289415

>> No.20289687

>>20289673
>Turkeys
>Incapable of flight

Wanna know how I know that author has never seen a wild turkey in his life?

>> No.20289693

>>20289687
Is it insulting to call a monstergirl "domesticated"?

>> No.20289694
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>>20287416
Imagine how fun a p'orc Thanksgiving would be. I bet the feast would be top of the line for their master!

Would you assist in the Thanksgiving preparations, making your own dish to add to the feast, or would you take care of their "needs" when the take a break during the day?

>> No.20289708

>>20289693
When you call a real woman that, it means she's a good housewife. Sooooo, probably not.

>> No.20289713

>>20289694
I like cooking food. If anything I'd have to keep slapping their grabby hands off the counters and off my pants.

>> No.20289721

>>20289670
>Accept quest to defeat evil Vampire lord
>Swiftly do so by impregnating her with twins
>Soon after that a quest is posted to "Remodel torture chamber into a room for 2 child"

>> No.20289723

>>20289708
>kobold conflicted between accepting the compliment about her skills and worried she isn't fearsome enough to keep you safe like all the hellhounds, werewolves and so on can
Poor monstergirls.

>> No.20289741

>>20289721
Yup.
Not to mention quests for nurse maids, child care specialists, and locating a good, gothic toy maker.

>> No.20289748

>>20289741
>gothic toy maker
Gepetto is going to feel very awkward when he finds out what we want from him.

>> No.20289758

>>20289748
Hey, she just wants some nice, wholesome toys for her daughters!

>> No.20289760

>>20289452
>upper class secret society tied to the Demon Cult
>It's a bunch of noblewomen wanting to become more powerful or more beautiful ect ect through monsterization
Other members include their boy servants

>> No.20289764

>>20289758
Nice wholesome toys with a certain part of their anatomy that will grow when those Dhampirs get older...

>> No.20289770

>>20289764
You worry me.
Those daughterus are or giving wholesome dolls to play with!

>> No.20289777

>>20289770
They'll grow up anon!

>> No.20289782

>ctrl+F 'pastebin'
>no results apart from OP links
So far so good, let it stay this way and we might have a decent thread.

>> No.20289790

>>20289723
>Hellhound keeps glaring daggers at kobold waifu at the church potluck
>It's actually because she's trying not to cry when she compares the rough banana pudding she brought to the kobold's pumpkin butter cake

Tough girls have it hard too.

>> No.20289797

>20289782
Bait begone.

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>> No.20289812

Big buff muscle snek is the best to take to a family gathering.

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>>20289812

>> No.20289850

>>20289545
I'd die in like half an hour desu

>> No.20289852

>>20289847
That is a fit snek but she's not big nor buff.

>> No.20289867

>>20289782
I have been working on a piece for a while now. I think you might like it if you only give it a try.
https://pastebin.com/ggDVKADs
I’m still trying to develop my own voice, so feedback would be welcome.

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>>20289867
So daring! So subversive!

>> No.20289888

>>20289620
Are you trying to rise and army?

>> No.20289889

>>20289687
To be fair, their flight is rather short lived. And at least they are bright enough to understand that a speeding vehicle headed towards them is good reason to test those wings out. Good ol' rural livin'.
And the onset of cold weather has already been a pain in my ass with various other critters trying to take up residence in my home.

>> No.20289905

>>20288715
The problem is that the automaton's gun is that the technology to replicate is lost with maybe the exception of gremlins.

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>>20289888
>and army

>> No.20289912
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20289912

We need more perverted shapeshifters in Monster Girls media.

>> No.20289940

>>20289889
>Anon and his dark mage wife live in isolation
>Everyday, they must cast out all sorts of insect girls, giant mice, and even some stray werecats that try to take residence

>> No.20289955
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>> No.20289961

>>20289940
Man, if MG's were present it'd be insect girls, mice girls (which I can't mention without remembering one morning waking up to find one on my chest staring into my face), stray cat girls, small harpies, possum girls, not to mention skink/lizard girls in the summer.

>> No.20289968

>>20289594
I want to pound a loli dark mage's ass while she calls me "nii-sama"

>> No.20289970

>>20289955
This place looks pretty desolate, does she live in ruins? That's sad!

>> No.20289971

>>20289968
I want mine to worry about her rear getting bigger while she wears undersized panties.

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>> No.20289981

>>20289971
I want to hold mine down with my legs while her head rests in my lap so I can vigorously punish her throat with a nice long dildo.

>> No.20289984

>>20289974
A woofer, a flamer, a spooker, a wrencher, and a succer.

>> No.20289986

I need a tall kiki to hug me from behind and tell me she'll love me no matter how badly I screw up.

>> No.20289991

>>20289986
How come anon? Did you screw up badly?

>> No.20289997
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20289997

You wouldn't fuck an apron.

>> No.20290005

>>20289986
>"It's alright, anon. Things may have turned out bad, but I'm still here. I won't leave you all alone."
Well. Now I made myself sad.

>> No.20290008
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Here's a Ryu riding a giant cock

What a slut

>> No.20290007

>>20289981
Hot.

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>>20289997
Of course not, it's the bedsheets for me.

>> No.20290017

>>20289991
Less one huge screwups and more small but consistent mistakes.

>>20290005
It really is perfect, the idea of someone who sticks by you no matter what.

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>>20290008
>Ryu

>> No.20290048

>>20290017
>the idea of someone who sticks by you no matter what.
Considering I'm on 4chan at Thanksgiving right now with no other plans? Yeah, I think I can sympathize.

>> No.20290069

>>20289782
>Being this ass-ravaged over Pastebin
Showed me where the mean man touched you Anon.

>> No.20290087

>>20290031
She's just small and just so happens to have legs thanks to magic!

>> No.20290091

>>20290048
I dont get it?

>> No.20290097
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>>20289961
>live in the tropics
>get bitten by mosquitoes so many times it barely itches anymore

I'm gonna get married to pic related if I get isekai'd to the MGE world aren't I

>> No.20290116

>>20290091
Point being I have no social activities planned for a very social holiday. Beyond that would be explaining more than I care to and inappropriate blogging.

>> No.20290154

Bump!

>> No.20290165
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>>20290154
What goes bump in the night?

>> No.20290169

>>20290154
Lurk more retard.

>> No.20290170

>>20290031
I want a very muscled, bulky ryu that still has a delicate, gentle personality

>> No.20290173

>>20290116
Why not get a gf(or bf) and go to their family?

>> No.20290193 [DELETED] 

>>20290165
THIS is what goes bumping in the night!

*unzips dick*

>> No.20290195

>>20290165
A happily married couple.

Several times.

>> No.20290248

Someone should tell the Ghouls that it is not ok to have a slutty throat.

>> No.20290256

>>20290248
But anon! It is very ok!

>> No.20290270

>>20290097
Interestingly, I’ve gotten bitten by mosquitoes more times in the past week than all October. Those girls must be getting desperate for some loving the colder it gets.

>> No.20290275 [DELETED] 

>>20290193
STICKY FINGAS

>> No.20290282

>>20290256
Not when you do the math and realize that having your dick inside a Ghoul's throat for over an hour everyday is really harmful to your productivity.

>> No.20290285

>>20290087
Would species normally without legs be wobbly when they use magic to give them a human appearance? Imagine helping your Unagi Joro or mermaid get used to walking after their first time transmuting.

>> No.20290288

>>20290282
Oral sex is important, and productivity is for fags!

>> No.20290289
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>>20290282
Having your dick between a Nook’s breasts is bad for productivity too and you don’t see them complaining.

>> No.20290290

>>20290282
An hour? How chaste.

>> No.20290297

>>20290173
You seriously asking that? I have a bad track record with worse experiences.

>> No.20290309

>>20290288
>productivity is for fags!
Don't mistake Anubis for Alps.

>>20290289
A Tanuki would make it your job to fill her cleavage and womb with your semen so there is no argument about productivity to be made there.

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>>20290275
is it just me or does the idea of sucking on waifu's slimy fingers instant bonerfuel

>> No.20290329

>>20290288
An Anubis would find out where you live just to curse you. She won't remove it unless you apologize too.

>> No.20290332

>>20290309
What is the elasticity of cum in general compared to Anon’s cum? How does it change in the short term vs the long term?

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Post more plant girls.

>> No.20290364

What would you guys do for a monster gf/wife?

>> No.20290403

>>20290364
Just about anything, as long as they loved me. For example, I am really not a fan of femdom, but for a Hellhound I would reconsider, as femdom is just how they express insistent affection rather than say a Dark Elf that needs more than that.

>> No.20290418

>>20290364
I would die for my glorious Pharaoh!

>> No.20290419

>>20290326

BRING OUT KOTO!

>> No.20290426

>>20290364
Anything.

But I won't do that.

>> No.20290435

>>20290426
I genuinely wonder how many anons get this reference within the first couple of seconds.

>> No.20290436

>>20290426
Fuck off Meatloaf.

>> No.20290439

>>20290435

Anyone who's ever listened to radio?

>> No.20290447

>>20290426
>>20290435
>>20290436
Two positive replies at least, and two out of three ain't bad

>> No.20290448

>>20290364
I'd become hero tier.

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Are you prepared?

>> No.20290450

>>20290435
I know it’s a reference to the song, even though I’ve never heard it.

>> No.20290452

>>20290449
>Mastah is home from work!

>> No.20290457

>>20290439
People still actually listen to radio? I was pretty sure video killed the radio star a long time ago. And then shit like Pandora killed video. But then again, I stopped really listening to radio when songs I listened to in high school started playing on classic rock stations.

>> No.20290458

>>20290449
>when she see’s your entire family is coming up the steps

>> No.20290463

>>20290458
>"The time I have prepared for, trained diligently for, has finally arrived."

>> No.20290465

>>20290457
You damn millennials get off my lawn! Radio is great and it’s free.

>> No.20290472

>>20290465
>millenial
Technically I'm Gen X.

>> No.20290474

>>20289790
Gonna comfort those tough girls whether they want me to or not

>> No.20290475
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>You have much to learn about the mofu side, apprentice.

>> No.20290483

>>20290449
I want a kiki to tell me she missed me.

>> No.20290486

>>20290457
You would be surprised. A lot of workplaces where I live have the radio on by default and it's either always on the station that has obnoxious modern pop/hiphop songs on repeat or the one which is all 80s/90s.

>> No.20290494

>>20290419
i don't have an image with drippy fingers

>> No.20290495

>>20290458
I'm picturing the doorbell scene from Christmas Vacation.

>> No.20290503

>>20290472
And technically I’m Z. Isn’t the internet amazing?

>> No.20290505

>>20290447
i thought you'd be waitin' for the end of time

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>>20290345

>> No.20290512

>>20290486
Only place I ever worked at that was even close to like that was a grocery store. But it was some preselected inoffensive pop crap. The real horror began around this time of year. Working for 10 hours or so a shift listening to Christmas music was enough to stretch everyones sanity to the breaking point. Worse was the year when the music was sung by the chain "mascot".

>> No.20290536

>>20290457
I still listen to the BIG 100.1 and DC101 all the time you fucking yuppie.

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>>20290345
Grow your own waifu!

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>>20290547

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>> No.20290594
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20290594

So what's it considered if you make a female clone of yourself and she monsterizes? Is it part alp or not?
What happens if you fuck her?
What happens if you knock her up?

>> No.20290602

>>20290465
Yeah it’s free but 90% of it makes me want to rip the radio out.

>> No.20290639

>>20290594
Not a clone if it's female. Not an alp if the starting creature isn't a human male either.

Anyhow, the answer is you accidentally make a vampire because of the purity of the bloodline

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>>20290639
>Not a clone if it's female
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.20290662

>>20290654
It quite literally isn't. X and Y chromosomes make it as much a clone as a sister is.

>> No.20290670

>>20289144
Monster girl threads are all related.

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>>20290670
No they're fucking not, now get out.

>> No.20290686

>>20290682
Really? How so?

>> No.20290692

>>20290670
You mean the only two major ones? Here and mggg? Yes, there's an overlap of about 2 of us. If you're going to support some image spammer who post's cropped text's from previous threads you might want to leave.

>> No.20290696

>>20290686
If you think these threads are the same as /tg/ or even /monster/ you need to stop posting and lurk more.

>> No.20290697

>>20290692
Dude, there I recognize those from the /tg/ thread. This isn't your personal thread just fuck off if you don't reply if you don't want to see them again.

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>>20288336
>"Red Order" autism
I don't understand. Under the Chief God's plan, all the IRL human achievements HFYfags celebrate would never happen because humanity would be never be allowed to progress beyond a medieval level.

>> No.20290733

>>20290729
Don't.

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>>20290733
Make me.

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>>20288340
>>20288346
>shopkeep hero
>part of the werewolf cop green

Hey cool, some of my stuff.

>> No.20290757

If I want a tribe of hidden underwater people in a fresh water lake in my story, what race should they be? Mermaids don't really seem suitable to me.

>> No.20290760

>>20290729
Then if you explain that becoming an incubus is freeing humanity from the chains placed on humanity by the chief god to limit them and keep them weak and subservient they would most likely say that it was probably for the best anyway. Most of them aren't even truly HFY but more anti KC and MGE.

>> No.20290767

>>20290757
Sahuagin? If you don't want them to be childlike, don't write them as such.

>> No.20290778

>>20290729
>>20290741
How did the limits work anyway? Is it like how a human can't run as fast as a car in our world?

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>>20290760
This-I guess fa/tg/uys are more attached to some abstract concept of humanity than actual human potential.

>> No.20290789

>>20290781
I gotta admit tjhough she looks pretty hot.

>> No.20290801

>>20290778
Does it work like this I mean?
Animatrix, World Record.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZXgYbMWrNc

I know the setting isn't realistic or meant to be taken all that seriously but I really don't understand what the limits are or how they work.

>> No.20290808

>>20290778
>All living things fundamentally have an upper limit to the amount of mana they can contain within their body. Mana is vital energy, the power that life itself possesses, i.e, there are established limits to the amount of power that a race can possess. Humans are no exception to this rule, either, and there is a limit to what is humanly possible. Even if one reaches his limit as a human being through effort and talent, his power will never exceed that of greater monsters and gods who possess high abilities far beyond human limitations. But those who become “heroes” and “incubi” are able to possess even more mana. Through continuous training, they can not only acquire power surpassing that of monsters, but even that of gods.

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>>20290789

>> No.20290813

>>20290778
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1662
Read nigga

>> No.20290815

>>20290811
Still cute.

>> No.20290820

>>20290811
Regular Valkyries have the better aesthetic.
It’s true.

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>>20290820
>valkyrie
That's a succ.

>> No.20290841

>>20290820
Those pictures are from Wilsaga's world guide side 2 which is about Lescatie and Druella's extremists.

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>>20290828
>>20290841
I realize that, I just felt the need to comment due to visual similarities.

>> No.20290880

>>20290813
>The board requires you to be registered and logged in to view this forum.

>> No.20290887

>>20290880
If you can't be assed to put in that little effort, it's not worth the effort to try and explain it to you.

>> No.20290891
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20290891

[x]Lick

>> No.20290898

>>20290891
More like
[x] Feed

>> No.20290922

>>20290880
retard

>> No.20290940

>>20290880
>>20290778
>>/jp/thread/S20261229#p20270557

>> No.20290942
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>>20290898

>> No.20290950

>>20290403
What if you could have a monster wife
But the price is that it would be a poster from these threads forcibly turned into an mg?

>> No.20290952
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20290952

I just want to worship this Troll Tushie for the rest of my life.

>> No.20290956

Should I watch zombieland saga?
I'm not into idolshit but even my little sister is saying I should watch it.

>> No.20290963

>>20290956
It's a fun show, Saki is the best girl//

>> No.20290968

>>20290942
I like these meaty snow girls
Gonna squeeze them

>> No.20290970

>>20290963
I am of the opinion that Tae is best

>> No.20290974

>>20290970
Tae is cute too.

>> No.20290979
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>>20290970
>>20290974

>> No.20290982

>>20290979
Zombie girls just like to nibble a little.

>> No.20290988

>>20290979
That's hot

>> No.20291006

>>20290982
I want a meaty zombie harem

>> No.20291026
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>> No.20291043

What would you do if your monstergirl waifu asked you to wear a butt plug while you fuck her?

>> No.20291058

>>20291043
Laugh at her joke as I tackle her down and mount her where she now lays.

>> No.20291071

>>20291043
Sure! I honestly believe that male anal stimulation would be a much bigger thing than most give it credit for with monstergirls seeing as prostate orgasms are generally much more intense and 'productive'.

>> No.20291078

>>20291043
ask how is this any different from how we always do it

>> No.20291090

>>20291071
>>20291043
Fuck off

>> No.20291097

>>20291071
Most here will never admit it but you're probably right.

>> No.20291098

>>20291043
Wrestle her to the bed and stick it up hers.

>> No.20291102

>>20291043
Only if she wears one too.

>> No.20291104
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>>20291043
>asking
>not immobilizing you with leglock/tail/coils, pulling out her own, licking it, and putting it in

>>20291098
>>20291102
matching plugs chained together

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>>20291090
Just for you.

>> No.20291116

>>20291104
>matching plugs chained together
That sounds intimate yes, but also highly impractical. It'd be way too easy for one or both of them to accidentally get yanked out!

>> No.20291132

Holidays are just as bad as weekends at times.

>> No.20291172
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I want to know why Selene value's strength

>> No.20291173
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>>20291132
Rude.

>> No.20291176

>>20291132
Most people are with their families right now.
Guess who that leaves you with.

>> No.20291201

>>20290891
Glacies-chan your butt, don't let the Ice Queen see you like this or there's trouble!

>> No.20291204
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>>20291176
Wisps?

>> No.20291208
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>>20291176
i'm at my dad's though

>> No.20291214

>>20291132
For me holidays are as bad as weekends because I don't have to work and I remember I'm alone.

https://i.imgur.com/7y3SU0I.png

>> No.20291246
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>>20291201
I don't see the problem.

>> No.20291263

>>20291246
Ice queen seems smug.
Is it because she's not FAT like glacies-chan?

>> No.20291265

>>20291097
yup

>> No.20291301
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What would marrying a monstergirl be like? Is it just her pinning you and fucking or is there like some kind of ceremony like we have in our world?

>> No.20291305
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>>20291263
She seems pretty fat to me.

>> No.20291306
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>>20291301

>hi
>oh, btw i'm your waifu now

>> No.20291317
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>>20291301
We know that ocean-dwelling MGs have wedding ceremonies, so I don't see why other MGs wouldn't.

>> No.20291326

>>20291317
A Pharaoh's wedding ceremony must be especially lavish.

>> No.20291328

>>20291305
Well, that fox is preparing to be comfortable during the winter nights, obviously, to be prepared for her husband.

Galcies-chan just eats too much

>> No.20291354

>>20291301
>>/jp/thread/S20166158#p20175202

>> No.20291379

>>20291301
>Engagement rings are rings that are exchanged at the time of marriage. Originally, monsters had no such tradition, it was a human tradition, but monsters have also come to practice it through the faith of the goddess of love. When a monster couple exchanges engagement rings, these magic gems are often used. The bride and groom will imbue their demonic energy and spirit energy respectively in the magic gems of the two rings and exchange them with each other. The bride will put on the ring of the groom's color, and the groom will put on the ring of the bride's color.

>> No.20291389

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. What are you and your wife grateful for?

>> No.20291406

>>20291389
Cunny and cummies, respectively.

>> No.20291410
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>> No.20291460

>>20291410
>Tiamat is just a chimera of multiple dragons
I can dig it.

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>>20291460

>> No.20291547

>>20291538
Cute wife, for making many babbies.
Babylon soon

>> No.20291562

>>20291379
>>20291301
How do you explain weddings to less civilized species like hellhounds and ushis?

>> No.20291563

>>20291547

As someone who never played the japanese version, I'm excited, yeah.

>> No.20291597

>>20291562
I think Hellhounds would be pretty into them already. A ceremony to show to everyone that this human is THEIRS, and vice versa? You'd be hard pressed to find one that wouldn't love it.
Similarly, Ushis would probably like it for similar reasons, they just may not be nearly as familiar with the concept. And you have to convince them that it's worth the trip out of the rape cave although you could just hold the ceremony there, I guess.

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>>20291301
Well for my waifu, there's really no ceremony involved. The moment she eats me that's it. We're husband and wife now.

This is just my headcanon, but I've always had the idea that being inside a sandworm's mouth is the highest honor with her, that it's just as intimate as sex itself. If someone was to try to force themselves inside, it'd be equivalent to rape. Only her husband is allowed inside, ever. The only exception to that is her newborn babies, and that's just for a short period of time until she's big enough to swim the sands herself.

>> No.20291623

>>20291562
They don't have to understand it but if it makes the husband happy they'll do it.

>> No.20291638

>>20291326
What if you don’t like dates or figs?

>> No.20291655

>>20291563
Yeah, good times ahead

>> No.20291656

>>20291638
There's some sweet meats you could try?

>> No.20291707
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i wanna be the focus of a griffon's affection!

>> No.20291730

>>20291707
Poncho looks better over wings.

>> No.20291797
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>>20291460
Even her true form is smug and full of ojou.

>> No.20291821

>>20291797
I’d still prefer one beautiful white dragon with blue eyes over some five headed dragon

>> No.20291825

>>20291821
Kaiba please.

>> No.20291827

>>20290956
after what that show just did, I'm not too sure anymore...

>> No.20291862
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>> No.20291881

Loli monters in skimpy outfits doing sexy erotic dances!

>> No.20291889

>>20291827
Spill it.

>> No.20291891

>>20291862
What did she mean by this?

>> No.20291894

>>20291889
you can go over to /a/ and see the meltdown going on there for yourself.

>> No.20291902

Well thanks a lot for drawing attention to the drama guys, now I can't talk about cute zombie idols anymore without some idiot going apeshit over it.

>> No.20291905

>>20291894
What the hell is wrong with anime studios these days? Why must they force it in every series?

>> No.20291912

>>20291902
>implying anyone would let you talk about non-MGE in peace anyway

>> No.20291917

>>20291905
im that kind of degenerate so I don't mind all

>> No.20291918
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>>20291912
I'm sorry that someone called you're waifu shit.

>> No.20291919

>>20291912
We had a couple of pictures posted here and there and it was nice. But those days are over I guess, unless people can be mature about it. Which I doubt.

I just wanna post Saki dammit.

>> No.20291921

>>20291889
The loli zombie is a trap/transgender

>> No.20291925

>>20291905
eh hasn't anime been a medium to cater to unorthodox fetishes for a long while now?

>> No.20291926

>>20291918
I want to hug Ran.

>> No.20291931

>>20291926

I want to marry Ran and learn danmaku.

>> No.20291938
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>>20291926
A common sentiment.

>> No.20291949

>>20291926
I want to slug Ran.

>> No.20291950
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20291950

New commission

>> No.20291956

>>20291902
Eh I don't see the big deal. It's a comedy focused show and not for wank material. Not going to mind as long as people don't post the trap.
Granblue has traps, monster boys and yuri shipping but people still post dorafs no problem because they don't bring up those things.

>> No.20291958

>>20291938
I can see why people want to go to the Gensokyo. Though I want to go to the one where all the girls have huge breasts.

>> No.20291962

>>20291950

Cute ahoge, dude.

>> No.20291963

>>20291956
Go back.

>> No.20291966

>>20291950
That's a lot of hearts

>> No.20291971

>>20291950
Those hearts are squirting Fluffernutter all over her!

>> No.20291972

>>20291949

Hey. That's offensive you nigger.

>> No.20291975

>>20291963
Anon you're not saying we can't post Dorafs are you?

>> No.20291985

>>20291971
>>20291966
Yeah
>>20291962
The cutest

>> No.20291987

>>20291949
Anon! Hitting is no!

>> No.20291995

>>20291963
I'm just saying I don't mind where cute girls are from as long as people aren't posting monster boys/traps/ntr/guro and the like.

>> No.20292022

>>20291956
>Granblue has traps
really?

>> No.20292027

>>20292022
I vaguely remember one npc being one and Cagliostro is a voluntary alp.

>> No.20292028

>>20291950
Nice! No idea why you suddenly started doing a lot of lewd commissions, But I'm sure as hell won't complain. The more lewds, the better.
I checked your twitter and the uncensored version isn't´there. Care to give a link?

>> No.20292029

>>20291931
I want to marry Ran and have an affair with Yukari.

>> No.20292032

>>20291975
Every time someone posts that excuse they use it as an attempt to push more trash here. Go away.

>> No.20292035

>Get the flu after thanks giving with family
Shit sucks, although not unexpected after the long trips I do

>> No.20292037
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>>20292032
I refuse to. I'm not going to post anything but monster girls.

>> No.20292039

>>20292027
Cagliostro is an old man in a loli body

>> No.20292045

>>20292039
I hope to live long enough for tech to allow me to do that.

>> No.20292046

>>20292037
Strum is the cutest.
Yuela a good too

>> No.20292051

>>20292046
Shortstacks are always cute.

>> No.20292057

>>20292051
Yes they are, especially when tsun

>> No.20292061

>>20292035
You reminded me of an idea I had where monsters would seek out victims of plague who had been cast out from Order cities to cure them.

>> No.20292062

>>20292028
https://i.imgur.com/SHIDNj6.jpg
artist
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=35445425
https://twitter.com/NONESAINT1

>> No.20292064

>>20292035
Tsurara nurse recommends a cooling pad for your forehead

>> No.20292065

>>20292064
I already feel cold, I need heat if anything.

>> No.20292066

>>20292037
one of the few short haired girls that does it for me.

>> No.20292068
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>>20292057
Exactly.
>>20292066
I dunno why people hate short hair, it's cute.

>> No.20292070

>>20292068
Gonna grope that spider.

>> No.20292072

>>20292065
Yeti nurse recommends hot cocoa and a thick blanket until it's too warm, then the Tsurara nurse will balance you out

>> No.20292075

>>20292072
That would be nice.

>> No.20292082

>>20292068
pic not related?

>> No.20292091
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>>20292037
Good taste, sturmfag.
>>20292039
Back when I didn't know anything about granblue fantasy Cag was the character I enjoyed porn of the most. Boy was that weird to find out the truth about.

>> No.20292094

>>20292091
honestly,
the porn is the only thing i consume of granblue

>> No.20292109

>>20292068
long hair is feminine

>> No.20292114

>>20292094
The music is great at times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNKiYs9l8Mk
Some of the character interactions too but I'm glad I dropped it for fairer mobages.

>> No.20292125

>>20292114
Speaking of Granblue who's that one witch who's always posted. You know the "onee chan is watching" one?

>> No.20292130

>>20292125
Magisa. She's a very horny and sexually frustated human.

>> No.20292131
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>>20292094
Recommendable.

>> No.20292135

>>20292130
Well she's already monster like then.

>> No.20292138

I don't know anything about Granblue Fantasy except for the fact that I want to fuck one of those really tiny girls.

>> No.20292142

>>20292130
Tons of art of her out there thankfully. I'd pay for porn audio with her voice though.
>>20292135
I can really see why a few posters want a dark mage like her.

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>>20292130
>human

>> No.20292157

>>20292068
>Smug
>Spider
>Transforms you into a grotesque mass
If there's ever a monster girl I could slap across the face, it'd be this one. I'm not saying I would, but atlach-nachas make it tempting.

>> No.20292167

Is it wrong to want to be called cute by a monster?

>> No.20292173

>>20292167
depends

>> No.20292184

>>20292157
Slapping a nacho during sex is pretty hot as long as it's not full force.

>> No.20292193

>>20292184
Only thing getting slapped is her fat ass.

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>>20289673
No bullying

>> No.20292198

>>20292195
Yes bullying!

>> No.20292202

>>20292195
Cute shit. Lewds of the harpy that never scored when?

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>>20292138

>> No.20292211

>>20292195
always stuff your birds!

>> No.20292214

>>20292205
Yes, one of those.

>> No.20292222

>>20292173
On what?

>> No.20292234

>>20292195
On Thanksgiving, always make sure to baste your bird as full as she can take.

>> No.20292243

>>20291902
Hey, guess what
That really angry guy who replies with "fuck off" to rational and reasonable posts can not stop you from posting about things. Ignore him like any other shitposter.

>> No.20292252

>>20292222
Are you cute for loving her, or for dressing up in a dress and gstring. One of these is okay; the other is not.

>> No.20292256

>>20292222
why she is calling you cute

>> No.20292260

>>20292252
Looking cute for a guy and blushing whenever she does something lewd okay?

>> No.20292265

>>20292252
as long as im doing it for a girl why should it matter?

>> No.20292315

I want to masturbate while making direct eye contact with my Kiki daughteru!

>> No.20292362

Is it considered daughteru dicking if you milk your own Holst daughterus?

>> No.20292369

>>20292362
>I've always wondered if it would be considered prostitution to pay a woman to wet nurse me

>> No.20292379

>>20292362
Technically no if your dick never goes in her cunny, but such an erotic intimate act would drastically increase the chances of becoming a daughteru dicker.

>> No.20292387

I want me a kiki/ignis hybrid so that she has flaming, warm feathers.

>> No.20292389

>>20292369
>>20292379
Then how does she get milked? Even loli Holsts need milking once in awhile, right?

>> No.20292392

>>20292389
science

>> No.20292398

>>20292389
They make all sorts of milking machines anon. There's also her mother, and the lucky ones might have a nice childhood friend to help her.

>> No.20292411

>>20292389
>Then how does she get milked?
nanomachines son

>> No.20292421

>>20292392
>>20292398
>>20292411
Not him, but would walking in on your holst daughteru milking herself be like walking in on her masturbating?

>> No.20292423

I'm thankful the shit writers have stayed dead this turkey day.

>> No.20292433

>>20292423
Now that Quicksilver is back I actually agree with you.

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>>20292421

>> No.20292444

>>20292387
>kiki/ignis
So a phoenix?

>> No.20292450

>>20292444
Only in appearance.
I imagine that an actual phoenix type would start the day as a loli and end it as a cake/gmilf

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>>20292029

Then you don't deserve her.

>> No.20292501

>>20292483
A poor metric. We are all undeserving.

>> No.20292507

>>20292501

You're not wrong but a man can dream.

>> No.20292509

>>20292439
>>20292439
Help with finding sause please. I tried tinyeye, google, yandex. No luck.

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>>20292234
>>20292211
>>20292198
I dunno if she can handle it
>>20292202
She never scored though

>> No.20292515
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>>20292423
How about you write something?

>> No.20292518

>>20292513
She did in my dreams.

>> No.20292520
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Let me tell you gentlemen what I would like
Cossack jinko dancing with two shashkas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfQIkwzBHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs00JsJF6Sk

>> No.20292523

>>20292513
>I dunno if she can handle it
She's gonna learn today!

>> No.20292526

>>20292515
>xxx52
How about you fuck off.

>> No.20292528

>>20292520
What about a Russian Jinko dancing around with a log on her shoulders?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>> No.20292529

>>20292526
Didn't think so. You talk shit but won't step up to the plate.

>> No.20292534

>>20292515
>>20292529
The world would be better if you were dead, fucking kill yourself Bourbon.

>> No.20292537

>>20292529
Go back to /monster/

>> No.20292539

https://www.literotica.com/s/memoirs-of-a-boy-in-monsterbrothel
https://www.literotica.com/s/memoirs-of-a-boy-in-monsterbrothel-ch-02
https://www.literotica.com/s/memoirs-of-a-boy-in-monsterbrothel-ch-03
https://www.literotica.com/s/memoirs-of-a-boy-in-monsterbrothel-ch-04

I enjoyed these.

>> No.20292542

>>20292513
All birds can handle a few shots inside her.

>> No.20292545

>>20292534
>>20292537
Ha ha, loser.

>> No.20292548

>>20292539
Fuck off retard.

>> No.20292550

>>20292509

https://exhentai.org/g/1189709/1e88ea8cc5/

(Reitaisai 14) [Circle Eden (Diisuke)] Amaama Pyuppyu (Touhou Project)

>> No.20292553
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>>20292528
>otava yo
based, my friend
>she throws you the log and you catch it without falling so she gives you a head pat

>> No.20292557

>>20292550
Thanks.

>> No.20292558

>>20292518
Tell me more

>> No.20292561

>>20292513
How would she feel if I baked her a nice cream pie and then shoved it in her face?

>> No.20292564

>>20292515
Not everyone can write.

>> No.20292568

>>20292553
Unfortunately I'm too wimpy to catch any logs, but I'd be fine just watching her dance!

>> No.20292570

>>20292558
It was simple really, she gave me her spats, I gave her my boxers. She sniffed them and got an itch down there that needed to be scratched, one thing would lead to another and soon she'd be sitting on my lap with her back to me and something entering her lewd hole.

>> No.20292572

>>20292553
I want a russian jinko with mammoth milkers

>> No.20292575

>>20292564
He should not act like a bitch to those who can write. Everyone who posts here does so only because they want to. Don't like it? Ignore it. Don't drive away content just to be a dick.

>> No.20292578

>>20292439
he got eaten, right?

>> No.20292584

>>20292578

I mean, sexually, yeah. In that doujin he's Ran's responsibility, sort of like a child or a pet.

>> No.20292589
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>>20292568
lift weights until you beat you're waifu in a wresting match
>>20292572
Men of culture often do

>> No.20292593

>>20292539
Skimmed through and seen a Salamander and Goblin mentioned, going to give it a try at least.

>> No.20292597

>>20292589
My man.
Big, thickset, strong jinko with the titties necessary to feed a whole litter of cubs.

>> No.20292607

>>20292550
>Circle Eden
I should have recognized the art style

>> No.20292612

>>20292570
L-lewd, I guess she scored in that sense

>> No.20292621
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20292621

>>20292612
Isn't that what scored meant in the first place? The cute harpy deserves the D!

>> No.20292622

>>20292607

It's pretty good, too bad she doesn't have her tails.

>> No.20292625
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20292625

So people like lilims and evil girls right?
What would be your Ideal even girl senario in terms of taking down a city or corrupting the innocent?

>> No.20292635

>>20292625
>So people like lilims
Lilims are SHIT! and deserve to be BULLIED!

>> No.20292640
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20292640

>>20292635
People who bully lilims are not people

>> No.20292642

>>20292640
I already knew that, I'm still going to bully them anyway.

>> No.20292647

>>20292642
Enjoy settling for shitty human pussy.

>> No.20292650

>>20292625
I would pretty much be the Warrior guy that gets shit done so my mistress wouldn't have to life a finger (and keep her levels of violence to a minimum)

>> No.20292652

>>20292621
Maybe
>>20292635
Truer words couldn't have been said

>> No.20292656

>>20292647
>>20292640
But what if the Lilim wants to be bullied?

>> No.20292658
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20292658

Taillets, when will they learn?

>> No.20292667

>>20292625
I wonder how those guys are doing, haven't heard from them lately.

>> No.20292680

>>20292647
Are you sure thats what I'm gonna get? How long until the bullied breaks?

>> No.20292685

I want to make out with a loli Wight. I also want to cum in a loli Wight.

>> No.20292686

>>20292685
Neato!

>> No.20292690

>>20292685
I want to take Lich-chan's dangerous new potion and fill Wight-chan till she looks fit to burst!

>> No.20292701

I want to go out and defeat monster girls to Make them work in my non-holst dairy

>> No.20292702

Are undead monster girls cold like normal dead bodies? When I see pictures of them I can't help but think it would be uncomfortable to hold onto one.

>> No.20292716

>>20292702
It's unknown. It's mentioned that once they get enough mana they are fully alive resurrected beings that can even have children.

>> No.20292731

>>20292667
Losenis and Beast still do stories when they can and chowder is more focused on his art.

>> No.20292738

>>20292515
I don't feel like writing because people don't want to read stories from me. But nice job shitposting with Bourbon's spider girl.

>> No.20292756

>>20292738
Who the hell is Bourbon? I found that picture in a /tg/ months ago. And maybe no one wants your stories because your attitude is so bad you push others away.

>> No.20292762

>>20292685
I want to full nelson a loli wight!

>> No.20292767

>>20292756
>/tg/

>> No.20292774

>>20292738
"I could write guys! I just don't want to! I'm really good trust me I just never do anything." Fuck off bitch, I'm always grateful for new content. I'm not paying for it so if it sucks maybe it just wasn't made for me.

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>> No.20292777

>>20292685
I want to put my man thingy in a loli Lamia's snakehole!

>> No.20292781

>>20292774
I didn't say anything about being good.

>> No.20292788

>>20292775
>Tae
>not grunting like a retard

>> No.20292797

>>20292788
I love Tae

>> No.20292800
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20292800

Watch out for those Chaos Monster Girls!

>> No.20292806

>>20292702
Undead mgs would probably be sensitive to being touched by warm things and they would cling onto you very happily on cold winter nights.

>> No.20292807

>>20292756
>/tg/
Also, isn't so much attitude as I've earned my licks. But it's okay if you're a newfag crossposter.

>> No.20292808

>>20292550
found it. that's some high octane hentai.

>> No.20292815

>>20292777
I want to help a loli Kakuen do all her super intense gymnastics stretches that she needs me to push down and firmly squeeze all different parts of her soft little body for!

>> No.20292818

>>20292797
>>20292788
I haven't watched this but why is tae a idiot even by zombie standard's? and What happens in ep.8?

>> No.20292835
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>>20292818
My guess is that she was reanimated by a weaker version of whatever magic was used to raise the other girls.

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20292844

Happy Thanksgiving day everyone.

>> No.20292847

>Adopted by a Kitsune
>She becomes increasingly concerned for your safety as you grow up
>You end up attending college with a pair of scary looking bodyguards who are coincidentally foxes like your mother
>Everyone assumes your family is connected to the Yakuza and rumors start spreading about all the terrible things you've allegedly done
>Your mother's actually a lawyer
>Your bodyguards are two of her former clients doing community service in exchange for suspended sentences after being found guilty of white collar crimes
>All they're supposed to do is chase off any women who try to court you
>They're intimidating because they have 7 and 8 tails, respectively

>> No.20292856

>>20292788
Maybe she’s just lip syncing.

>> No.20292860

https://mangakakalot.fun/manga/ishuzoku-reviewers

I guess this goes here.

>> No.20292861

>>20292860
No it doesn't, go away.

>> No.20292866

>>20292860
2 dudes go around and rate monster girl brothels. Not a bad read.

>>20292861
Lets recycle the same content every singe thread for ever~

Don't like it? That's fine but don't be a dick about it.

>> No.20292876

>>20292866
That IS monster girl related but not apart of the mythos these threads are about. Ignore the autistic ass holes, they get angry when someone posts from a different monster girl series.

>> No.20292884

>>20292847
>trusting two high-tailed kitsune to behave themselves around a single man
That's one brave lady.

>> No.20292901

>>20292860
>>20292866
>>20292876
Stop posting offsite shit.

>> No.20292905 [DELETED] 

>>20292866
Monsterboy shit doesn't belong here, faggot.

>> No.20292906

>>20291562
This is one of my thoughts towards waifus that claim you from the moment they met you. I imagine she would blow off and laugh at the idea of marriage since from day one you were her "mate", but the moment you propose to her she'd melt like butter at the thought of her one and only willingly affirming his life to her.

It would be the one time they show that they've been secretly waiting for you to give a signal that you are also ready to commit your entire life to them.

>> No.20292908

>>20292860
Could have done without male monsters in the main cast. Otherwise I don't mind the premise.

>> No.20292911

>>20291621
Never really gave the thought to sandworm daughterus, they would be smol enough for a time to swim inside their mother wouldn't they?

>> No.20292923

I just go off the sandworm doujin for sandworm baby size. In that, the baby is roughly fairly small, about the size of a human baby, but with a very soft shell and a very, very tiny girl inside. I'd figure they'd at least need time to get decently big and for their shells to get strong enough to swim through the sands.

>> No.20292924

>>20292901
Since when has that ever been a thing

>> No.20292926

>>20292923
Meant for >>20292911

>> No.20292941

>>20292818
i speculate she was made from spare parts that was left over, and without a paticular soul to call upon she was left feral.

>> No.20292943

>>20292924
Have you even been here for the past few months?

>> No.20292946

>>20292774
>Replying to Shoggocks baiting

>> No.20292954

>>20292923
Haven't read the doujin, but I couldn't imagine her starting off pure skin and then growing a shell. A baby retreating in to a tiny, soft exoskeleton and slowly growing bigger is cuter to me

Especially when she terrorizes the elementary school sand box even though she's only 1/10th the size of the sandbox

>> No.20292957

>>20292756
All fucking Fa/tg/uys should fucking hang.

>> No.20292962

>>20292884
That just means she has nine tails.

>> No.20292973

>>20292818
just skip episode 8 and pretend it doesn't exist.

I mean personally I found the episode touching and even cried a bit but considering the kind of guys that come here I will just assume you are not the kind of person that would be able to look past the twist . I mean yes I myself was weirded out by the reveal but the portrayal of a grieving parent who lost his child really pulled on my heartstrings
and now I'm starting to tear up again.

>> No.20292978

>>20292954
She has the shell to begin with. It's just very soft. I think it says that through molting, the shell will get stronger and bigger over time. You should be able to find the doujin on Sad Panda. Just search SlapStickStrike and you should find it. It's the same guy who did the kraken, liliraune, and jabberwock doujins.

>> No.20292990

>>20292923
they can start in tiny sandboxes cant they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58oFojsyZps

>> No.20293003

>>20292990
Maybe, but living in the vast, sandy deserts, they probably wouldn't need that. I always thought that when she's ready to go out and play, the mother sandworm forms a circle, partly atop the sand and partly underneath, and the daughter sandworm plays in the little circle her mother made, sort of like a temporary sandbox.

>> No.20293009

>>20292990
Baby sandworms in sand boxes are an adorable idea. That or sandworms on the beach

>> No.20293017

>>20293003
Yeah sandworm mothers are probably extremely protective, it would be funny watching both the husband and the daughteru convincing momma sandworm to let them out of the shell to play.

It must be a big moment when the mother lets her tackle her first dune without her protective circle

>> No.20293021

>>20292990
somone draw this

>> No.20293027

>>20293017
would she be a nervous reck?

>> No.20293055

>>20293027
Definitely at first, over time she would manage to give her daughter space, similar to how she learned to let her husband out of the shell. She'd be a sweating mess just waiting for an excuse to bring her daughter back in to her shell.

Honestly I love the idea of over-protective MG acclimating to giving their loved ones space. Like a Hellhound realizing that technically, she can't ALWAYS be in the same room as her husband. And despite getting better at providing independence, they are still prone to snatching their husbands or daughterus at the first sign of perceived danger, no matter how insignificant.

>> No.20293056

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the threaed.

Instead, remember that putting out an ignis's hair will leave her bald

>> No.20293070

>>20293056
That'd make a neat prank!

>> No.20293079

>>20293009
I love this idea. Loving mommy and daddy helping the little one build sand castles and stuff. I think monstergirls are perfect for slice of life stories.

>> No.20293088

>>20293079
Fuck off with your cuckoldry

>> No.20293093

>>20293088
what are you even on?

>> No.20293094

>>20293070
Even worse than pranking a fire rat.
At least that rat won't be bald!

>> No.20293096

>>20293093
>>>/trash/
EMG shitter

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>>20292923
How do you even live knowing sandworms will never be real?

>> No.20293103

>>20293096
I have no idea what you are talking about? Replied to wrong poster?

>> No.20293110

>>20293055
>Hellhound husband gently explaining sometimes they'll end up being temporarily apart
>tries to illustrate by entering a room and closing it behind him
>after a few moments, the hellhound busts down the door and grips him in a tight bearhug with tears in her eyes
>they'll have to try again tomorrow
Overprotective monstergirls are too pure.

>> No.20293111

>>20293094
>At least that rat won't be bald!
Not with that attitude!

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>>20293096
What the actual fuck did >>20293079 have to do with EMG?

>> No.20293121

>>20293096
Is the shitpost bot broken? You responded to a guy talking about sandworms dude.

>> No.20293125

>>20292844
Happy thanksgiving you crazy snake fucker.

>> No.20293137

>>20293112
>>20293121
Probably some EMG shitter trying to falseflag.

>> No.20293149

>>20293137
Not buying that for a second. He was probably in so much of a blind rage at the miia post a couple of posts above that that he lashed out at the wrong guy.

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High level Monsters are scary!

>> No.20293173

>>20293096
Shitpost bot [B]roke

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>under increasing pressure from monstergirls, human females have turned to SCIENCE to stay competitive

>> No.20293186

Boobies!
Big, comically oversized ones that the Monstergirl who has a crush on you dastardly developed in order to take you all for herself!
Only to find they make daily life much more challenging than she expected!
Stairs are a huge challenge!

>> No.20293189

>>20293079
That's a cute situation helping her set up moats and levee's for the oncoming tide, pretty soon all the beach denizens would pitch in to build an entire little sand town. And then the mermaids and krakens drifting in from the town would playfully act the part of faux invaders as the local daughterus defend their sand kingdom.

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>>20293170
Don't give up Anon! Remember what your Kakuen master taught you!

>> No.20293200

>>20293149
Sadly the fuck off retards are probably too blind by their rage to differentiate these days. I've seen to many innocuous post get that kind of reaction for me to pretend the fuck off guys are actually properly enforcing some kind of thread standard

>> No.20293203

>>20293199
That the first move should he to slap a MG's ass?

>> No.20293207

>>20293203
Yes! Just like you practiced with your Monkey Master, play her butt like a pair of bongos!

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https://i.imgur.com/o1ssFuz.jpg

Materclaws finished the third image of the set today! Pretty nice way to end a thanksgiving.

Super pleased with both Nellu and Dellu's expressions in this one. Also I think this is the first tit-fuck I've actually commissioned of Nellu.

>> No.20293214

>>20293199
>>20293203
>>20293207
>big fat bottomed troll walks by
Forgive me, Master, but I’ll need to go all out... just this once...

>> No.20293216

>>20293207
But she always got angry when I attempted to practice with other disciples. She told me I wasn't allowed to perform these forbidden arts with anybody but herself!

>> No.20293218

>>20293212
Nice mice anon! Really good set too, I'd definitely want to get a commission from them one day.

>> No.20293233

>>20293214
>Powerful High Orc Chief standing over a battered Anon.
>'Buihihihi! Is that the best you've got?'
>"My master said to never use this technique, unless an entire town or village was in danger."
>'Bui?'
>"But just this once, I'll make an exception, forgive me master."
>Anon leaps up and lands 1000 hard slaps on the High Orc's exposed bottom, in less than 1 second.
>High Orc just convulses in pleasure and falls down.

The secret technique [GOD SPANK]!

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>> No.20293246

>>20293233
KONO POWAH!
>the p’orcs looking on gasp and squeal in submissive fear as anon holds the tattered remains of the high orc’s thong in one fist, brooding over the blissfully KO’d high orc

>> No.20293263

>>20293246
>Kyaaa!~ Boss?!
>There's no way that twerp beat boss!
>H-He's fast! My eyes couldn't keep up!
>Hmmph. if you were paying attention you could see the move he used was a 'Spank'... But I've never seen it used at such a speed.
>I-Is he single?!

>> No.20293274

>>20293240
this is our future

>> No.20293281

>>20293218
Thank you! And the artist is pretty cheap while they are open, the only problem is their bouts of complete radio silence. Though they work fast once they accept any offers. I'd definitely try to get in touch with them if I were you!

>> No.20293285

>>20293281
Good to know anon!

>> No.20293294

>>20293214
>Anon can't get past Trolls flat palm defensive technique
>Troll is blushing all the while having to use her large hands as a shield
>Anon knows what he must do
>"Ahh, you are a worthy adversary, I must use my last resort"
>"Eh, heh, are you sure you don't just want an apple pie or something, surely somebody like you isn't suited for combat with one such as I?"
>Anon presses two hands together in a prayer stance, before spreading them out and crouching in to a battle stance, eyes closed the whole time
>Opens eyes
>"1000 hands Boddhisattva ass slap
>"W-what, what exactly are you doin-"
>Anon precedes to slap every inch of that trolls fat ass
>He smirks knowing he hit her critical points
>To his surprise she doesn't even flinch before she grabs him, crushing his body, with a lewd smile the size of a cheshire.
>"Ohhh anon, you didn't mention THATS how you wished to combat, oh dear, I suppose I have to perform my hidden technique as well"
>Troll proceeds to suplex anon before reverse mating pressing him in to submission
>Afterwards she resumes blushing like a maiden as she prepares him some apple pie, profusely apologizing all the while about losing restraint

>> No.20293301

>>20293233
ahh I see, us two anons think alike

>> No.20293307

>>20293294
>Anon can't get past Trolls flat palm defensive technique
That makes me think of a troll doing the E. Honda thing.

>> No.20293335

What happens if you drink a Vampire loli's blood?

>> No.20293348
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>> No.20293350
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>>20293294
That Troll is much, much stronger than she looks. Anon was lucky. Though lesser hands have struck her fat ass and received broken wrists and fingers. Such is the power of the [DIAMOND CHEEKS].

>> No.20293370

>>20293350
She certainly took pity on him and didn't harden her cheeks, now he'll have too train his fertility technique to pay back her mercy

>> No.20293382

>>20293370
Guess she likes him, such youth and burning passion, maybe he'll be the one to give her the spanking she craves.

>> No.20293387

>>20293294
I love how even battle trolls just want to cook pie for their husbands and not cause too much of a fuss.
Imagine a hulking armored troll in the extremist army swinging around an immense spiked ball on a chain, apologizing all the while as she sends order troops flying and is impervious to all blows.
>”Oh- eep! Goodness, sorry! Oh, oh no! Sorry! P-please stop fighting! Oof! No, no, just put down your weapons please! Sorry!”
She needs cuddles, badly.

>> No.20293388

>>20293200
I think we hurt his feelings a couple of threads back when we told him just how much of a toxic stench he was being to this thread.

>> No.20293410

>>20293388
Definitely, I think he believed this whole time that he was truly saving the thread rather than projecting a toxic environment. Poor guy realized we are generally either indifferent or outright hostile towards his behavior

>> No.20293411

>>20293388
Where?

>> No.20293422

>>20293411
>>/jp/thread/S20261229#p20266309

See replies to this post.

>> No.20293424

>>20293200
>>20293388
>>20293410
wtf I love monster boys, futa and ntr spam now from shitposting failed writers!

>> No.20293430

>>20293424
You're equally cancerous.

>> No.20293432

>unironically thinking everyone who uses two words together is the same person
Are you people legitimately retarded?

>> No.20293433

>>20293422
I just ignore Fuck off-kun. He's at least easy to filter.

>> No.20293435

>>20293424
There's a line anon, and that guy ran it over and took a big fat shit on the other side.

>> No.20293438

>>20293424
Shut the fuck up you degenerate piece of garbage. Nobody on this thread defended monsterboys or futa or ntr. But your incessant fucking nonsense has gotten to the point where you mindlessly attack people posting actual WG3 translations. If you actually care about the quality of this thread as much as you insist you do oindly leave and never come back.

>> No.20293441

>>20293424
You do this every time that you are called out and it only proves that you're samefagging each time. You are nothing. You don't prevent anything. You don't stop anything. You only make the threads worse. People aren't defending those things, they are attacking you.
>>20293432
No, he has a specific pattern, as seen above. When called out he always goes "wtf I love x now"

>> No.20293451

>>20293387
>Train for decades to learn the perfect fighting style for when you finally find a monster girl warrior you like
>Some ditzy Troll beats you in less than five minutes and takes you as her husband.
To be honest I'd probably tear up a bit from the frustration.

>> No.20293454

>>20293387
Poor girl just want's to live a peaceful life. Luckily she will bake the other side plenty of pies as a diplomatic offer.

>After the battle subsides and the order surrenders soldiers sit exhausted at their camps tending their "wounds"
>Suddenly the extremist terror of a troll that single handedly broke their front lines and smashed the ramparts appears
>Before even having a chance to scatter she begins apologizing profusely to the champion that attempted to challenge her in single combat
>"Oh dear, oh my, d-did I cause those bruises? Oh, oh jeez, I'm so sorry, here I baked the whole camp a pumpkin pie and some apple fritters! Now please sweety lie down and let me tend to your scratches. There, there, I'll make sure nothing like this ever happens to you again, from here you'll always be in my sight if it so pleases you..."

>> No.20293457

>>20293438
>>20293441
No, no it's fine guys. Let's just go post EMG girls with monster girls for friends on end, I mean it's better than being mean to people right?

>> No.20293460

>>20293457
>monster girls
monster boys I mean, posting monster girls is too gross and icky for this thread!

>> No.20293461

>>20293424
Nobody defends that shit in this thread, we can police ourselves without you spamming fuck off to every dude that posts something slightly out of line. Quit trolling, you're not wanted, you do nothing good, and you're better off somewhere else.

>> No.20293469

>>20293457
Maybe you can't fucking read, or are just unable to really nail down what people are saying. That wouldn't surprise me. I know it's not a problem on my end, because I'm certain that I made it very clear that, and I quote,
>People aren't defending those things, they are attacking you.

>> No.20293475

>>20293432
The fuck off dude is likely one or two dudes, he has a general pattern to his posting.

Besides whenever the fuck offs are warranted typically the whole thread crashes on the post anyway. Either that or ignores it, which is equally effective. We just don't need him spamming it at anything and everything, nobody cares if Mia gets posted.

>> No.20293479

>>20293433
He pretty clearly has autism. He has made this same reply of ‘guess ntr and furries are welcome now huh’ for at least three years and has rage spammed the thread with yuri art when it seemed like everyone told him to stop.
We just have to wait for him to die or get kicked out of his house, this isn’t the kind of person that is impacted by any sort of logic or reason. It is what it is.

>> No.20293481

>>20293469
>>20293461
Oh yeah all those times people were posting and defending alp faggotry and ntrshit with Black Harpies was totally ironic humor, right?

>> No.20293483

What kind of monster loli is the best kind of monster loli anon?
>imoutou (adopted)
>imoutou (biological)
>daughteru (adopted)
>daughteru (biological)
>old hag

>> No.20293487

>>20293457
I’d rather see EMG than you. Hell I’d rather have grigori himself posting here than you. Not because that stuff isn’t reprehensible garbage, but because you are even worse than that.

>> No.20293488

>>20293457
We don't defend these things, we just hate you. You're actively a cancer

>> No.20293489

>>20293451
Eh, you’d get over it, you’re in MGE land.
>>20293454
Ah, to see her sweaty body glisten as she takes her armor off and bustles over to me to give her lap as my pillow while feeding me apple pie and fretting over me~
Losing is truly winning!

>> No.20293491

>>20293481
This has to be a spambot. This post is literal nonsense.

>> No.20293497

>>20293481
Fuck, even telling you to fuck off brings toxicity to this thread, you suck

>> No.20293498

>>20293454
I need this. I need this so bad.

>> No.20293501

>>20293483
>>daughteru (biological)
This one!

>> No.20293503

>>20293489
>you'd get over it
Yeah probably, Doesn't mean I still wouldn't get cranky when she brings it up though.

>> No.20293504

>>20293483
How do I tell away if a loli is a normal one or a bapho

>> No.20293505
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20293505

Standard Assault Infantry:

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Soldier_Beetle

So these are very much Standard Assault Infantry for monstergirls?

>> No.20293509

>>20293491
>>20293497
>no argument
>has to dodge the fact that trannys and cuckold fetishes are getting pushed here with no resistance along with other forms of cancer.
Amazing, anons.

>> No.20293510

>>20293503
You just know she’d let you take charge in bed on those days and be your cuddly little helpless monster that the big bad sexy Order man gets to defeat and have his way with.

>> No.20293511

>>20293504
Generally you look for a big scythe shaped object nearby.

>> No.20293512

>>20293504
You just need to ask her nicely!

>> No.20293516

>>20293505
Such a clumsy maid.

>> No.20293520

>>20293510
This feels more insulting for some reason. It feels like pity that's just on the cusp of being outright mockery.

>> No.20293526

>>20293509
We have plenty of resistance without your fucking idiocy. You’re not special or unique for hating that shit or telling people who post that shit to fuck off. You know what you are special in (aside from being special needs)? Telling people like Perentie to fuck off with their “fanfic” when he posts actual WG3 translations. You are a cancer on this thread, worse than any alp posting or EMG posting.

>> No.20293528

>>20293509
They aren't and we can handle ourselves, quit acting like we are actively under siege. Whether you realize it or not you are a shit poster. Anyway this is your last (you) enjoy it retard

>> No.20293529

>>20293526
Don't worry anon, you'll get to be able to post your NTR cow from EMG soon.

>> No.20293539

>>20293520
>”Oh dear, oh dear, I-I’m sorry honeykins, s-should I just make you a pie instead? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you!”
What a stick in the mud you are. What kinda nerd cares about ‘muh fighting prowess’ when the alternative is peace and loving life?

>> No.20293543

>>20293539
Aw. I want to give her a headpat and compliment her baking.

>> No.20293546
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>>20293529
What the hell do Perentie's translations have to do with EMG?

>> No.20293548

>>20293520
In that case I think the Ushi/Hellhound/Manticore Vanguard might be more up your alley, they'll take you down and never feign that you have supremacy.

Either that or the salamander you defeated during the siege will chase you around declaring her love for you.
>"Anon, I see you're unharmed, as expected. Your technique was immaculate, the way you riposted and disarmed my sword arm was, so, so, so..... FUCKING SEXY, FUCK ME NOW I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART....."
>She begins blushing after realizing her sudden outburst before trying to recover
>"hehe, ehhh so uh, yeah wanna go on a date sometime?"
>........
>"I guess?"
>"Tomorrow then! Meet me at the cliff, and bring your sword hehe"
>She runs off beaming leaving a very confused anon behind

>> No.20293549

>>20293539
Well I at least wanted to be cool before I lost to a monster girl. Now I'm just a loser piece of shit that makes Trolls cry by being a brooding asshat.

>> No.20293556

>>20293549
True warriors know nothing is cooler than not having to fight in the first place.

>> No.20293560

>>20293543
This makes the troll wiggle.
Wiggling trolls are happy trolls.
Wiggling trolls means jiggling troll butts.
The cycle goes on.

>> No.20293566

>>20293556
But becoming a legend in MGEland sounds cool! Especially if you wear something that purposefully hides all of your features. Not to mention that you could fight as hard as you want without really having to worry about causing anyone lasting damage if you pick the right gear.

>> No.20293567

How much would it cost to pay for a monster girl prostitute?

>> No.20293571

>>20293567
1 full life of marriage.

>> No.20293576

>>20293548
Well Ushis are absolutely horrifying so there's no way I'd go down that route. I guess something like a Salamander Rival sounds nice enough.

>> No.20293583
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20293583

>>20293576
>Ushis are absolutely horrifying
Delete this.

>> No.20293589

>>20293583
>Heavy spidercow breathing ASMR.

>> No.20293590

>>20293583
I will not delete the truth, anon. Ushis are fucking horrifying and make my skin crawl like every spider girl does.

>> No.20293592

>>20293576
Yep there you go, you'd find your proper MG rival in combat. Now you just have to deal with her constantly challenging you to duels at the most inopportune moments. Especially when she challenges you as you step out of the hotsprings naked.

>> No.20293596

>>20293571
W-What if I want to pump and dump?

>> No.20293597

>>20293592
Nothing than the Forbidden Forehead Chop can't solve!

>> No.20293598

>>20293596
Then you fuck off and die.

>> No.20293600

>>20293596
There is no such thing Anon, unless you want a yandere after you.

>> No.20293606

>Tell Ushi wife that we're going somewhere
>She gets excited when she learns that we're going to see 'the nice people who make that weird tasting chicken and the seasoned bread lumps'
>Have to explain to her every holiday that they're my parents
>She's just happy that people give her hugs and free food
I love my big, dumb, food obsessed wife

>> No.20293620
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20293620

>>20293606
Nothing is more terrifying than an Ushi-Oni in the kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

>> No.20293626

>>20293606
>Babe, again these are my parents and this is my family
>No they are the people that bring the chopped porkers
>No that is my mom and dad
>Noooooo, they are the ones that give me hugs and feed me ice cream
>Uhh, ok sure, as long as you like them
>I LOVE them dear, and next month they wrap boxes with toys inside! What kindness!

>> No.20293627
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>>20293600
That would be a fun thing to experience.

>> No.20293632

>>20293626
I seem to recall reading a book with a demon who talks like this.

>> No.20293645

Spider girls wouldn't go after men with arachnophobia, right?
r-right?

>> No.20293646

stuffed the jubwife
Now she’s the chubwife

>> No.20293656
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>>20293645
Can't spell therapist without the rapist!

>> No.20293658
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>>20293645
But that's what makes it fun.

>> No.20293660

Imagine a man with a fear of large bodies of water and what could be in them accidentally punching an overly excited Kraken that wanted to see if he was okay.

>> No.20293662

>>20293645
Oh those are they're favorite, they love the fear boners and they'll teach you to love them

Honestly, if you're seriously unattracted to the spider, you'll be off the hook most likely. Assuming you don't wander in to a Ushi cave

>> No.20293669

>>20293660
Hitting nee-sans is terrible, but luckily she is squishy and the impact won't cause her harm.

>> No.20293672

>>20293656
>>20293658
>>20293662
I'd probably try and bash my head open if I got webbed by a spider girl that was about to rape me. I don't care how good monster pussy feels or how nice she'd be once it was over there is no possible way I'd be able to get it up for one of them while I'm busy screaming my head off and crying like a baby.

>> No.20293677

>>20293294
>>20293263
>>20293246
>>20293233
Is this that Beast shonen writing so often talked about?

>> No.20293679
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>> No.20293681

>>20293669
Well it's not like he would do it on purpose. It'd just be a kneejerk reaction to one of his biggest fears, she wouldn't be too upset about that right?

>> No.20293697

>>20293677
Honestly? No.
Beast doesn't really use attack names and flashy moves in his fight scenes.
Closest thing is the hakutaku

>> No.20293698

>>20293681
She might leave suction-cup marks on him.

>> No.20293711

>>20293679
So which one is Grape-kun?

>> No.20293714

>>20293697
Huh. Maybe I should actually read his stuff then. I avoided it thinking it was like this.

>> No.20293722

>>20293698
But isn't that like a marriage proposal?

>> No.20293730
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20293730

Horse pussy is undoubtedly the best girl

>> No.20293734

>>20293730
Any girl with mondo huge juicy tits is best girl.

>> No.20293735

>>20293714
It's really not honestly, at least the roulettes aren't. We're just memeing shonen out of irony really, at most he just has some simple fights with salamanders and his sword lilim stuff.

>> No.20293750

I wanna sneak a peek up class president Dragon’s skirt!

>> No.20293751

>>20293730
>>>/c/

>> No.20293767

>>20293750
I want to be a delinquent that gets constantly harassed by the class president and her lackeys to improve my behavior to improve the school's reputation!

>> No.20293789

>>20293730
I don't really like centaurs but those ears are so cute

>> No.20293795

>>20293767
Be careful, you never know what may happen when the class president Anubi chooses you as her project partner in an effort to "ensure productivity"

And you just might have to melt her heart when you show up on time with the project completed for the science fair

>> No.20293801

>>20293789
Especially when they twitch or react to air.i wish I had one of those
>wiggles ears
gifs

>> No.20293804

>>20293735
There's also scalebound, the whole knights vs dragons thing

>> No.20293879

>>20293646
Now that Thanksgiving is over, all the harpies are sleeping. They've had a long day of eating and drinking and fertility drug enhanced fucking.

>> No.20293971
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>>20293801

>> No.20293976

>>20293971
Oh sorry, I missclicked and now realize I don't have the gif of her ears. Oh well.

>> No.20293989
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20293989

We got a new cute tsundere Lamia.

>> No.20293991

>>20293989
Awful hair

>> No.20293992
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20293992

Best Girl enjoying her meals in Italy.

>> No.20293997

>>20291071
Prostate orgasms are a myth faggot.

>> No.20294000

>>20293991
I like it

>> No.20294004

>>20293997
How would you know faggot?

>> No.20294008

>>20293997
Why would you lie about this?

>> No.20294009

>>20293992
Wait, if her body isn't there how is she eating?

>> No.20294028

>>20294009
Blackhole in the neck area that goes to body.

>> No.20294031

>>20293645
Spiders love guys who struggle the most. The more your resist, scream, and struggle the more they want you. You're fucked anon, literally and figuratively, if you get caught by one.

>> No.20294032

>>20294028
How does she handle the food I mean. How does it go from plate to inside her?

>> No.20294050

>>20294032
Her hair antenna is very strong.

>> No.20294144

Serious question, not trolling, for the end of the thead:

what is EMG?

>> No.20294146

>>20294144
A manga.

>> No.20294150

>>20294146
What is its full name=?

>> No.20294155

>>20294150
You could've learned the answer by googling EMG manga but you chose not to do so. You have to go back.

>> No.20294190

>>20294155
He is being an elitist asshole but I THINK he means this:

https://mangakakalot.com/manga/tales_of_demons_and_gods

>> No.20294209

>>20294190
>>20294190
I don't think that is it. It has nothing to do with monstergirls.

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20294236

>>20294209
>still asking to be spoonfed instead of using google
You really don't belong here. Go fly a kite, kid.

>> No.20294243

>>20294236
You faggots are why they try to shove themselves in trying to prove how hardcore they are.

Instead of teaching them how to not be newfags, you activate their juvenile instinct to rebel and it compounds their bullshit.

You are not a shaolin monk, you colossal fucking faggot. Go back to /b/.



Seriously. I always post sauce when I suggest something in a OPT. What the fuck is the point of posting something that might be interesting for some people to read and then turning it into some fucking treasure hunt to find the damn thing causing a lot of people not to bother. What, you have to be PROVE WORTHY to read that pirated chinese cartoon? Best of all is when /a/ whines about "casuals" or "plebs" when the majority sticks to easily discoverable stuff while at the same time /a/ works to make it as hard as possible to actually find good new things. What a plan.

Also the thread then gets full of "sauce pls" which could have been trivially eliminated by the poster just writing the name. Fucking stupid.

>> No.20294250

>>20294236
Google couldn't find shit.

>> No.20294252

>>20294243
I hope to god this is a copy pasta and you didn't just write all that.

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20294258

How many times do you think she's heard the "you can't turn me to stone, I'm already rock hard" line?

>> No.20294262

>>20294250
At least you tried. Here you go.
http://www.mangahere.cc/manga/monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou/

>> No.20294263

>>20294252
I hope to god you are trolling and not some fat neck beard who actually think they are hardcore for withholding some trivial info like a name of a manga.

>> No.20294267

>>20294263
Who hurt you anon?

>> No.20294270

>>20294258
Monster girl dating site must be filled with a shit-ton of bad puns.
Also, to answer your question. one to many times after you say it. Have fun getting stone-raped.

>> No.20294282

>>20294263
Why are you here? Seriously. You don't belong here at all. Go back.

>> No.20294294

>>20294282
What the fuck? Is there some initiation process now? You are the most autistic person in this thread to say that.

>> No.20294297

>>20294243
Or maybe it's because EMG has a questionable reputation here and few people really give a shit about it.

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>>20294294
>Is there some initiation process now?
Yes. Lurk 2 years before posting. You'd know this if you weren't an outsider. Baka.

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20294494

I only wanted a few puppies, this is way too many puppies.

>> No.20294514

>>20294494
Start handing them out then. A few may end up wearing something tight and shiny but most of them will grow up fine.

>> No.20294520

>>20293212
Fucking nice.
>first tit-fuck of Nellu
That is a horrible sin and you need to make up for it by commissioning a lot more, you can’t not fuck tits that big.

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>>20293656

>> No.20294811
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20294811

Now that the crap holiday is over it's time to prep for the good one.

By turning our computer calendar to Christmas 2016

>> No.20294815

>>20294811
Christmas? Bah, humbug!

>> No.20294895

>>20294721
id let her bite and claw me

>> No.20294992

I need a lewd race that lives in a remote forest that isn't elves for my story. I briefly considered Squirrel girls ala Makoto but I'm not sure.

>> No.20294996

>>20294992
dryads?

>> No.20295003

>>20294992
Elves arent a lewd race so they count

>> No.20295004

>>20294992
Bees!

>> No.20295010

>>20294992
Wolves maybe?

>> No.20295021

>>20294992
Owl mages, Dark mages.

>> No.20295024
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>>20294992
THE BEES.

>> No.20295033
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20295033

Like Mother Like Daughter.

>> No.20295066

Bashing the Pharaohs clothes off and making her dance for your enjoyment!
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71468619

>> No.20295073

>>20295004
>>20295024
Are all beegirls fertile? This is important.

>> No.20295094

>>20295033
>People unironically still reading EMG when it goes nowhere
Shame they're focusing the arc on the worst girl too after Cattle Namek,

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>> No.20295169

>>20293989
>>20293992
>the absolute state of EMG threads

>> No.20295177

>>20295033
>got kicked off of /a/ because we didn't focus on Crabs trash enough apparently
>now EMGniggers spam shit here since their threads are so dead

>> No.20295192

>>20295177
They got kicked off of /a/ too, exiled to /c/.
The retards who come here are the ones who think they're too good for /c/.

>> No.20295203

>Mastah is sick
>Are you a bad enough maid to cure him?

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20295207

>>20295192

>> No.20295212

>>20295203
Kiki and Shoggy must go on an adventure to acquire the medicine they need. They will leave their master in the care of the Automaid. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.20295214

>>20295203
>Hmmm... if mastah is sick it means he stays in bed all day...
>that means I’m always hugging mastah...!
>...nooo, Silly meido, I cant let mastah stay sick~
>oh well ufufufu~

>> No.20295219

>>20295214
>>20295212
>Meidos need to survive black friday to get the medicine.
Can they do it?

>> No.20295220

>>20295212
More cute adventures of Kiki and Shoggy? Always a pleasure.
>tfw Grelia makes a cameo in this episode when they arrive at the medical sabbath

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>>20295177

>> No.20295234

>>20295219
>they pass by a store where human girls are clamoring over each other to get TVs and microwaves and things
>Shoggy smiles widely with a creepy look as she laughs to herself
>”Ah, look at them Kiki! All of them stupid, stupid worthless little insignificantly things, pawing at dirt like ants! Humans are so stupid, pathetic little temporary wretches, ahahaha! So pointless and insignificant, ahahahahahaha!!!”
>she composed back to her usual calm self
>”-Except for mastah, of course~ he’s just silly~ ufufufu~”
>”Okay Shoggy! Let’s stay focused!”

>> No.20295235

>>20294243
>>20294243
This is why newshitters should be shunned, not welcomed like most cucks here want to do.

>> No.20295239

>>20295234
But can they resist the tanuki trying to hawk them some very good deals?

>> No.20295247

>>20293992
I am okay with this.

>> No.20295280

>>20295033
Dang I wish I could read this. Lamia are such a great species

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>>20295280

>> No.20295323

>>20295312
How are you supposed to differentiate between lamia(vanilla species) and lamia(family of species), because I meant the second.

>> No.20295331

>>20295158
I spend too much time per day thinking about wights.

>> No.20295345

>>20295033
The whore apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree.

>> No.20295355
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>>20295323
It's easy.

>> No.20295363

>>20295222
Man, those Waterworld macro comics never cease to amuse.

>> No.20295369

>>20295355
I want to see what a graped Shirohebi is like.

>> No.20295371

>>20295331
Well I want to give a Dragon Eskimo kisses and it really bothers me I can't.

>> No.20295381

>>20295363
Yeah, they're fun.

>>20295355
I want a snek harem with buff sneks.

>> No.20295394

>>20295355
ayayaya

>> No.20295422
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>>20295355
Reminder that this the awful fate you will face once you marry a snek.

>> No.20295426

>>20295177
>Autism

>> No.20295449

>>20295422
>that
>awful

>> No.20295462

>>20295426
So you have no retort?

>> No.20295480

>>20295355
Jesus Apophis got some massive grape jugs.

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>>20295355

need a snek-only vn
need muh scales and tails dammit

>> No.20295488

>>20295486
Gogon a cute.

>>20295480
The biggest.
She's a cow snek

>> No.20295510
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20295510

>>20295486

>> No.20295518

Cute tsun monsters caring for their sick husband/boyfriend!

>> No.20295545

>>20295480
>>20295488
And such a drunk hedonist she’d totally be down for wearing cowprint and playing out your milkslave fantasies

>> No.20295552

>>20295486
>scales and tails
This would be great for an all-lamia band name.

>> No.20295560

>>20295545
That's good but she better be ready.
My perversions run deep.
We're gonna go BEEG for those 'venom sacks'

>> No.20295564

>>20295518
>my thick Apophis wife practically bursting out of a too-tight nurse uniform she stole
Oh, I’m gonna enjoy that.

>> No.20295574

>>20295560
She can take it, Anon. She’s the despot of darkness! The deity of debauchery! The Queen bitch of base desires! She’s prepared to conquer your cock however that may happen!

>> No.20295580

>>20295564
Thick snek is best snek.

>>20295574
She better be ready then.
Because THICK, BIG, and MILKY are going to be some very apt descriptors for her.

>> No.20295596

>>20295580
What do you do when she not only takes it in stride but merely smiles maliciously and asks if that’s all while menacingly looming over you?
The Apophis is not to be outdone in lewdness!

>> No.20295599

>>20295596
Who’s lewder, an Apophis or a Jabberwock?

>> No.20295613

>>20295596
Oh.
That just means we get to go deeper into the rabbit hole.
After all, I was just figuring we'd start slow

>> No.20295621

>>20295613
Ha! Never a problem for the Apophis! That’s- that’s got to be just about all that you can throw at her, and she’s still just fine! Uh, right?
>>20295599
That’s entirely up to preference.

>> No.20295622

>>20295599
Wocks are the lewdest of the lewdest.

>> No.20295628

>>20295621
Oh no, if she wants to go all out then we can pus the limits!
Bigger than big in may ways and places!

Just need to get some manticore venom or the like too, I'm sure she wouldn't mind going the whole day filled up like that along with everything else!

>> No.20295633
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>> No.20295703
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>> No.20295711

>>20295633
Cute. I'd let her level drain me.

>> No.20295840

>>20295711
Would be cute to see a devil trying to learn it in order to please her husband.

>> No.20295849
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20295849

>>20295622

>> No.20295853

>>20295703
>>20295849
Soft dragons in here.

>> No.20295862

>>20295853
The softer the better I say!

>> No.20295896

>>20295422
I don’t want to be Russian!

>> No.20295936
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>>20295599
>Who’s lewder, an Apophis or a Jabberwock?
I don't know, but they would both be very lewd lolis.

>> No.20295977

>>20295355
What a beautiful family of species. Each one perfect wife material.

>> No.20295984

>>20295486
>tfw you will never be this comfortable

>> No.20296063
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20296063

I saw a beaver Monster Girl and I was like daaaaaaaam.

>> No.20296092
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20296092

>>20295977
But the best one is missing.

>> No.20296103

>>20296063

The teeth are really cute.

>> No.20296143

How intensely would monsters fight over the bouquet at a wedding? Or would they willingly pass it along like a baton? How often would the bridesmaids start marrying the best men?

>> No.20296180

>>20295936
I miss when Nav drew lolis.

>> No.20296191

>>20296180
I don’t.

>> No.20296205

>>20296180
I feel the same. His loli Lich he drawn with the Wight is still my #1 Lich pic of all time.

>> No.20296208

>>20296143
Wars would be fought.

>> No.20296214
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>>20296191
Variety is the spice of life anon.

>> No.20296224

>>20296180
Agreed
He only draws the same boring "thick" physique now

>> No.20296234

>>20296063
Such cute teeth.

>> No.20296261

>>20296234
Just be prepared when they start turning orange.

>> No.20296280
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20296280

>>20296180
He should draw his own interpretations of how Hel and Undead Sabbath members look.

>> No.20296286

>>20296261
That's alright, gonna date that beaver, bring her a soft piece of Manuka tree and see if she likes it.

>> No.20296292

>>20296280
>tfw no loli Lich who acts like Wednesday Addams.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-sSr6WPp8

>> No.20296318
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>>20296180
>>20296205
Same, that Wight, Lich, Anubis, Salamander and Jiang-Shi he drew are top tier. There was even that one Demon sketch and I wish he'd do a proper picture of her.

>> No.20296345

>>20296318
Wait, is Nav the one who did that loli Salamander in a one-piece?
Because that’s probably my single favorite Salamander pic.

>> No.20296399

>>20296286

>tfw no rata gf who's conscious about her front teeth

I'm quoting my misery

>> No.20296418

>>20296345
Nav did the one in a bikini. Atleast I assume it was him, even though it was only posted in the thread with no comments.

>> No.20296419

>>20296399
>tfw no Makoto gf

>> No.20296429

>>20296418
Bikini is what I meant I think. I don’t have the pic on me for reference and my memory is terrible.
But yeah, that one is fantastic.

>> No.20296449
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>>20296419

It really is just the worst.

>> No.20296529
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>>20296449
This world just isn’t fair.

>> No.20296540
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>>20296449
>>20296529
Makoto is made for constant breeding.

>> No.20296556
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20296556

What happened to the boy who got into a fight with the houri extremist?
He was destroyed!

>> No.20296558

>>20296540
What names would you consider for all 16 children?

>> No.20296561

>>20296556
I don’t get it.

>> No.20296576

>>20296556
>>20296561
The Minecraft joke book was awful.

>> No.20296581

>>20296561
https://www.google.com/search?q=ben+shapiro+destroys&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

>> No.20296583

>>20296576
I think it's dada art.

>> No.20296585

>>20296558
I'm not good with names, I'd let her take control of that.

>> No.20296616

>http://boards.4channel.org
Welp

>> No.20296624

>>20296616
Best not to pay it much mind. Pay no attention to the increase in frog and scatposting.

>> No.20296638

I wanna marry a wheelchair bound mg!

>> No.20296647

>>20296638
Do you want non-functional legs, no legs, or amputated legs? Or, you could just have a normal monster that can walk, but refuses to.

>> No.20296648
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>>20296624
>frog

>> No.20296653

>>20296648
Surprisingly preferable change of pace for some reason. Even if I have to break my 'F' key from her croaking every night.

>> No.20296662

>>20296624
There's only one way to escape this hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFCtpq52WFw

>> No.20296667

>>20296616
Your link is broken, that just leans to plain old 4chan. Remove the "boards" and it works but it's still not new info.

>> No.20296669
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>>20296638

>> No.20296684

>>20296143
Whoever invented a bouquet that could split into all its component flowers when thrown would be a hero to monsters everywhere.

>> No.20296690

>>20296647
Non-functional.

>> No.20296696
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>>20296429
It really makes you envision good things. Like big warrior loli butt covered only by a few strings, fighting and wrestling with that genki warrior loli when she's clueless and keeps doing things like bending over in front of you and showing you her spread legs, and what you do with her after winning.

>> No.20296698

>>20296669
I recognize the danger, but also a desire to protect.

>> No.20296699
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20296699

Is it just me, or replies to posts with images no longer have the (You)?

>> No.20296705
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20296705

>can't use your 4chan Pass on 4channel
gg Hiroshikike

>> No.20296716
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20296716

Why are harpy girls so perfect?

>> No.20296740

>>20296699
Quite a few things are borked in the transfer, it seems.

>> No.20296762

https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

Wikifag here, I know that I arrived at a bad time, but the old galleries are now up.

https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.20296784

>>20296762
Works surprisingly well. Any way to view new additions all in one place like before?

>> No.20296789

>>20296740
Posting for one, I can make a post but it'll stick around in the reply box even though it's already been made.

>> No.20296806

>>20296762
Yes.
I'll link another gallery at the top with the new additions (whenever I deal with the current backlog, preferably this month) and that'll be updated on a weekly basis. The old images will be removed at the start of each month.

>> No.20296821

>>20296716
Winghugs.

>> No.20296824
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>>20296762
Bless you anon.

>> No.20296828

>>20296806
Thanks, that's good to know. Nice to finally have a working gallery again.
I'm worried about the ease of finding art in future though, tumblr basically fucked over any nsfw artist by excluding their blogs from search and twitter isn't exactly the most search friendly.

>> No.20296829

>>20296696
All lolis need hips like that. It’s just plain facts.

>> No.20296836

>>20296716
Because they have no arms so they need to be very intimate.

>>20296696
Fighting with such a large weapon is cheating!

>> No.20296909
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>> No.20296911
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20296911

Boss Pig is the strongest!

>> No.20296921

>>20296836
>Fighting with such a large weapon is cheating!
She would get tired easily swinging that thing, and then lean on it catching her breath when you take a break. Of course dangerously bending over facing away without even thinking about it, while you stare at her thighs and backside.

>> No.20296928
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>>20296318
>There was even that one Demon sketch
Is this it?

>> No.20296942
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20296942

Which horn shape is best?

>> No.20296947

>>20296909
Why do people keep using Glacies for the getting stuck to an ice girl joke when they are the ones that specifically says they warm up and feel like normal flesh?

>> No.20296949

>>20296942
Top row. Middle of the three.

>> No.20296959

>>20296911
>Tfw you just want all those p'orcs to yourself but would feel bad about leaving the h'orc without her horde
Guess it's gonna be a harem of 7, not 6.

>> No.20296960

>>20296942
The horn shape in the middle row. Those horns look like they'd make good handle bars to hold on to.

>> No.20296966
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>>20296909
The Tundranubis at the front desk of Winterstown Medical sure gets to see some interesting problems!

>> No.20296967
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>>20296947
Same reason why people make broken pelvis jokes with Ushi-Oni when KC sez that MAMONO MANA will keep the man from getting hurt.

>> No.20296974
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20296974

>>20296966
Do they have a unicorn on hand?

>> No.20296979

>>20296942
Whichever shape is the most sensitive to my touch.

>> No.20296980

>>20296974
Is this new? This is supremely adorable.

>> No.20296984

>>20296928
That's the one. Demons make for great lolis and it seems even KC himself thought about that in the newest world guide.

>> No.20296989

>>20296967
But that is pretty generic meme to a girl stronger than you, the Glacies main gimmick that differentiates them from the other ice types is the fact that they feel warm and normal.

>> No.20296994

>>20296974
Mostly White Horns, but there’s a couple Unicorns on hand.
One of them trained under Grelia herself!

>> No.20296998
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>>20296980
>Is this new?
I don't think so-I found it in >>20296762

>> No.20297001

>>20296998
>>20296974

Having a unicorn wife would be the ultimate embarrassment. You are literally showcasing your virginity to everyone.

>> No.20297006
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>>20296989
It's not like everyone follows KC's word 100%.

>> No.20297015
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>>20297001
If she's your wife, then you obviously aren't a virgin anymore silly.

>> No.20297016

>>20297001
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin you fucking virgin.

>> No.20297022

>>20296942
Top row middle is the cutest.

>> No.20297030

>>20297015
Doesn't matter. Everyone will know that you were permavirgin and you had to resort to a monster girl that values purity.

>>20297016
Nice try bud, but everyone knows the more sexually experience you are, the better social standing you have in society, and that's all that matters.

>> No.20297035
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20297035

Creampie an mating press this birb?

>> No.20297047

>>20297035
Yes/Yes

>> No.20297051

>>20296974
That's a pretty thick horn.

>> No.20297054

>>20297001
You could have been childhood friends and lost your virginity to her as a teenager.

>> No.20297058
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>>20296762
>Gazer has two galleries

>> No.20297060

>Turned 25 today
>Still no portals
I'm getting worried.

>> No.20297063

>>20297030
That’s like saying that having a bi-corn means that you were such a man-slut that you cheated on your unicorn wife

>> No.20297065

>>20297030
Imagine being such a tool you care what other people in a fantasy world would think about you based on your waifu.

>> No.20297083

>>20297063
>>20297065
Why the fuck are you biting bait that obvious?

>> No.20297084

>>20297060
It's ok anon. As long as we live to see then we can still crossover and become incubi.

>> No.20297101
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>>20297060
Making your own portal is easy.
1) Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt
2) Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3) Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach
4) Add 5 to 7 pennies or copper coins of your country
5) Take a straw and blow into the glass
6) After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal bigger!
For those who don't get it, this makes chlorine gas

>> No.20297110

>>20297083
Because we're bored?

>> No.20297118
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20297118

Would you take this wan home?

>> No.20297143
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>>20297060
27 here bucko, I'm bound to be a Wizard anyway. Hopefully I can cast schizophrenia on myself and enjoy my monster girl hallucinations.

>> No.20297155

>>20297118
She looks vaguely untrustworthy.
That said, I’d much rather hedge against leaving an actually innocent wan out alone in the snow, so fuck it, she could come along.

>> No.20297169

>>20297143
Yuela is for turning into a broodmother with all her kits

>> No.20297173

>>20297169
You’re not wrong.

>> No.20297229

Which centaur is t

>> No.20297242

>>20297054
That sounds really nice.

Also, is (You) no longer a thing?

>> No.20297248

>>20296947
All the ice girls should stay cold.

>> No.20297251

>>20297118
I wish I could read what her box said

>> No.20297255

>>20297229
I can’t think of any breed that could pull off the mohawk and gold chain look.

>> No.20297258

>>20297242
One of the few things borked in the transfer over to 4channel

>> No.20297260

https://pastebin.com/CJmpNTbr

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>>20297229
Anon are you alright?

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>> No.20297275

>>20297260
URL Machine [B]roke

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>>20297270

>> No.20297289

>>20297263
He's been stolen away by the throat-singing Steppe Archer tribes of Scythia! Quick, get together a band of Visiwolfus to take him back!

>> No.20297305
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20297305

>>20297289
Cowolf will save the day!

>> No.20297306

>>20297101
Wisps are nice and don't deserve to be a shitpost.

>> No.20297311

>>20297270
>no spine
>no eye flames
>babby paws
Oh god send it back, it's fuckin raw.

>> No.20297319

>>20297101
I messed up a step and made mustard gas.

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>>20297319
>Mustard gas? Does it go good on hotdogs?

>> No.20297358
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>>20297306
>Wisps are nice
Get off the computer Wisp-chan.

>> No.20297377

>>20297358
Wisps in my top ten and I would definitely marry a Wisp if I ran into one first. They have a lot of desirable qualities, like being passionate lovers and life hax.

>> No.20297380
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20297380

Any last words?

>> No.20297388

>>20297380
Holy Chief God! Bless this Ravaged Body!

>> No.20297390

>>20297380
Ladieeessssss

>> No.20297392

>>20297380
"I want at least 3 children from each of you."

>> No.20297394

>>20297380
im married

>> No.20297397

>>20297305
Alright someone needs to go and have a chat with the Lich responsible for this.

>> No.20297413

>>20296979
>4channel
so whats our contingency plan?

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20297419

>>20297380
>Does the Wurm have to be included?

>> No.20297421

>>20297380
Hello

>> No.20297427

>>20297413
Business is usual, it's just a url change with some bugs being worked on.

>> No.20297433
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>> No.20297450
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20297450

>>20297380
>Does the bitch have to be included?

>> No.20297481

>>20297380
please be gentle

>> No.20297497

>>20297380
pocket sand

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>> No.20297521
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20297521

>>20297509

>> No.20297531

>>20297521
Gloves that length have always turned me on to an unusual degree, especially when she’s only wearing them

>> No.20297541
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20297541

Have you been good this year?

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20297545

>>20297427
the end is nigh

repent

>> No.20297554

>>20297545
What is the lamia equivalent of facesitting? Positioning her privates over your face instead of your dick when she coils you up or coling starting with a 69 position?

>> No.20297571

>>20297545
Why is she so violent?

>> No.20297578

>>20297571
She just likes to tease and is a bit yandere. Granted, anyone who goes after a lamia-type should expect some (wo)manhandling from their tail.

>> No.20297583

>>20297554
They just lay down on you.

>> No.20297586
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>>20297554

>lamia with tail vagina
>wraps tail around your face
>mmmffmmff

>> No.20297587
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>>20297554
>What is the lamia equivalent of facesitting?
>equivalent

>> No.20297589
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20297589

How is someone supposed to escape from a scary Anubis like this?

>> No.20297599
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20297599

>>20297589
Why contain it? S'cool.

>> No.20297602

>>20297589
Source?

>> No.20297603

>>20287744
I want to be tormented into madness by a cheshire

>> No.20297604
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20297604

>>20297589
for some reason its just reminding me of that disturbing outlast scene.

>> No.20297607

>>20297589
>Escape
Eternal servitude

>> No.20297613

>>20297587
Shit girl from a shit series.

>> No.20297623

>>20297589
You don't. You enjoy every moment of it!
That got me thinking, I'd like to see a shy, autistic anubis trying to act the role of a dom when she's so used to being the sub.

>> No.20297625
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20297625

>>20297589
>>20297602

>> No.20297628

>>20297602
https://monstergirlproject.tumblr.com
>>20297599
>>20297607
I dunno, she looks pretty mean.

>> No.20297635

>>20297628
Thank you.

>> No.20297638

>>20297589
Major uncanny valley.

>> No.20297654

>>20297599
Marshmallow Wans!

>> No.20297660

>>20297589
Those aren’t even restraints. His arm is just clipping through the block

>> No.20297668
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20297668

>>20297654
Deserve scratches and headpats from a loving family.

>> No.20297683

>>20297586
>patting his head with her tail tip
Oh my heart

Are we down?

>> No.20297684
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20297684

Gyaru monsters are love.

>> No.20297687
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>>20297628
She seems alright to me.

>> No.20297693
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20297693

I want to tease my thick snek gf by introducing her as a tsuchinoko girl

>> No.20297699
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20297699

>>20297684

>> No.20297704

>>20297693
Please don’t. Just look at how nervous she is already.

>> No.20297711

>>20297684
Yes they are. I want to find out that my momster used to be a gyaru and beg her to put on her old, slutty clothes that don't fit her anymore.

>> No.20297717

>>20297699
Beautiful.
>>20297711
I just want to be the cute nerd boyfriend of a group of gyaru monsters.

>> No.20297726

>>20297704
But she's so cute when she's flustered. Gonna grope her all over when telling people you can really tell she's a tsuchinoko.

>> No.20297733

>>20297699
This is a gyaryu?

>> No.20297737

>>20297733
No retard.

>> No.20297745

>>20296292
I tend to headcanon Wights as Morticia Addams. Never has there been a more sexually alluring and powerful female form to me.

>> No.20297746
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20297746

>>20297711
>>20297717
Wouldn't you prefer a loving relationship with your osananajimi Anubis?

>> No.20297763

>>20297711
She would be so flustered when recreating the poses, she feels like she could die of embarrassment. She might even use her double peace sign to cover her eyes.

>> No.20297771

>>20297746
Mostly, but I don't mind occasional indulgences.

>> No.20297772

>>20297717
A gyaru harem would be great, especially if they started taking an interest in your nerdy hobbies.
>introduce them to video games
>now they play small Super Smash Bros tournaments to determine the order of who gets to fuck you
>dragon gyaru mains Bowser, fox gyaru mains Starfox, Dark Mage gyaru mains Bayonetta, and Alraune gyaru mains Pirahna Plant

>> No.20297785

>>20297746
Nope. Gyaru Pharaoh momster please.

>>20297763
Nothing to be embarrassed about. Just gonna take a few dozen photos for personal use. If I pry her hands away, will I see her heart pupils?

>> No.20297818

>>20297772
Let me guess, I'm the prize right?

>> No.20297831

>>20297623
>"Get on your knees sl-slave. You can prove your worth by putting your mouth to use."
>"Ah! Don't lick there anon, you know how sensitive it is! No f-fair, C-Cumming!"

>> No.20297842

>>20297831
Gonna make her a great dom!

>> No.20297861

>>20297737
Yes it is!

>> No.20297877
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>> No.20297887

>>20297877
Isn’t she cold with her breasts and stomach exposed?

>> No.20297950

>>20297887
does it get cold in australia?

>> No.20297974

>>20297950
Yes.

>> No.20297976

>>20297950
15 is the average for the winter
(59 for you turkey eaters)

>> No.20297988

>>20297842
But she read on the internet it to hurts men when you go too fast.

>> No.20298000

>>20297976
I guessed not.

>> No.20298010

>>20297976
I'm still kind of fucked up when Australians tell me they've never seen snow.
I want to teach a Bunyip how to have fun in the snow.

>> No.20298014

>>20297988
Then we start slow! Also gonna learn her the importance of aftercare

>> No.20298048

I want to hold a loli Familiar down and have sex with her in the butt!

>> No.20298050

>>20297877
I wonder how that sketch of that flustered, extra big Bunyip is going.

>> No.20298053

>>20298048
>loli Familiar
You mean a normal familiar?

>> No.20298063

>>20298053
There are plenty of big titty Familiars out there anon, I don't like to assume.

>> No.20298077
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20298077

I wanna make out with an anubis' butthole!

>> No.20298079

>>20298063
Even though you could get one like that if you want it they are beings literally created by the Sabbath and even though Marune's Sabbath exist she is an anomaly. Familiars with breasts would be rarer than pretty much any other breed.

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20298081

>>20298063
Titty familiars are heretics.

>> No.20298089

>>20298077
That position is just asking for a mating press.

>> No.20298093

>>20298081
Titty familiars are cute!

>> No.20298102

>>20298089
I'd do that with her too. Perfect position for filling her with pups!

>> No.20298105
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20298105

>>20298077
it is delicious brown dog ass
you must eat it

>> No.20298116

>>20298048
I want to tie my Familiar imoutou to a sybian whenever I'm not having sex with her!

>> No.20298117

>>20298105
im too depressed for dog ass

>> No.20298122

>>20298105
I would make sure to do so everyday

>> No.20298126

>>20298010
The best part of snow is how it makes staying inside while it's snowy and cold outside more cozy.

>> No.20298127

>>20298117
That sounds like an easy way to get an Anubis into a cheerleader outfit or something similar to try and lift your spirits.

>> No.20298137

I'm gonna play a minature war game with nerdy monster girls and no one can stop me!

>> No.20298140

>>20298105
The Royal Anubis must be pampered at least 3 times a day!

>> No.20298144

>>20298137
your mom can

>> No.20298148

>>20298144
Anon please.
When you move out and become a recluse, no-one can stop you

>> No.20298170

good night
forever

>> No.20298173

>>20298077
>This is unexpected, but if we finish within 5 minutes we can get back on schedule
>...
>Or we could go for half an hour and just move the paw pad massage to tomorrow

>> No.20298182

>>20298173
Gonna have to move the paw pad massage to tomorrow. There's no way I'd be done in just 5 minutes.

>> No.20298186

>>20298105
This better not be one of those “to serve man” type books

>> No.20298187
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20298187

>>20298170
Is everything alright?

>> No.20298191

>>20298186
The book of the dead is traditional.

>> No.20298193

>>20298187
Nothing is ever alright anon.

>> No.20298196

>>20298193
Okay, then are things any worse than usual?

>> No.20298203

>>20298170
>quote from an Apophis just before biting a Pharaoh

>> No.20298205

>>20298077
>>20298105
All wan buttholes were made for vigorous tonguing!

>> No.20298210

>>20298205
It’s just being friendly and getting to know her better. All quite common in wan culture. If you want, she’ll do it to you too.

>> No.20298216

>>20298210
My fixations are more oral than anal anon, though I absolutely wouldn't be opposed to indulging herself in the same ways I do. Like you said too, it's her culture!

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>>20298205
i don't believe it

>> No.20298295

>>20298265
Just imagine your face underneath that tail.

>> No.20298298

>>20298265
I like my wolfus with more meat or bigger muscles.

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Would you?

>> No.20298305

>>20298298
She's got millennia of sexual frustration. I've always been intrigued by the high impact loving to follow.

>> No.20298306 [DELETED] 

>>20298301
Fuck off.

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20298307

>>20298093

>> No.20298313

>>20298305
Be that as it may, that wolfu needs to bulk up.

>> No.20298317

>>20298307
>>>/v/

>> No.20298318
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>>20298295
>there exist
>creases to be licked

>> No.20298319

>>20298307
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Nah, that guys a retard, tits are something you add TOO that fantasy, not something that causes it.

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>>20298306
What? Why?

>> No.20298338 [DELETED] 

>>20298330
You have to go back, faggot.

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>>20298338
No, seriously, why?
Why so rude, anon?

>> No.20298374 [DELETED] 

>>20298363
Do you have some kind of learning disorder?

>> No.20298378

Nothing beats the experience of being level drained.

>> No.20298380

>No ex-fighter adventurer who gets muscled girls trying to court him.

Would be a unique experience to have a muscled lizardman proclaim that he's already beaten her in her heart.

>> No.20298400

I want to sell extra-strength black market sex drugs to innocent loli monstergirls!

>> No.20298403 [DELETED] 

>>20298374
Oh, the irony

>> No.20298433 [DELETED] 

>>20298374
>>20298403
No, I'm really serious.
Why so rude? /mgt/ wasn't that rude about this before.
>>/jp/thread/S13308977#p13314815
>>/jp/thread/S13320161#p13321289

>> No.20298442 [DELETED] 

>>20298433
My dude, a lot has changed in three years. Lurk more.

>> No.20298449 [DELETED] 

>>20298433
Take your trash back to /monster/,

>> No.20298455 [DELETED] 

>>20298433
Alps were never liked you shitposting faggot.

>> No.20298456

>>20292149
Humans are the real monster girls.

>> No.20298467 [DELETED] 

>>20298455
What does this have anything to do about alps?

>> No.20298474 [DELETED] 

>>20298467
>playing dumb
You have to go back, Bollocks.

>> No.20298544

>>20298474
Nice job confusing me for another shitposter, Anon. I've barely been on the boards for the last few days.

If I were to shitpost about Alps do you really think I'd go through the effort to make sure you didn't know it was me?

>> No.20298555

>>20298544
You're incredibly untrustworthy, Bollocks.

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>>20298555
I don't even care for Alps all too much or whatever the fuck that idiot from earlier was posting with Irisviel. But your skepticism is noted.

>> No.20298718

How do I stay safe with the Mofu Yakuza around when I’m such a mofu slut

>> No.20298731

>>20298718
You don't

>> No.20298736

>>20298718
Find yourself a home in a nice green realm village out in the country.

>> No.20298737

>>20298718
Get the big bad mofuboss to protect you!

>> No.20298748

I want to give my Kobold daughteru a belly ride! We're both going to strip naked so I can strap her to my stomach with a leather harness and put my dick in her so we can have sex while I go about my daily business!

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>> No.20298771

>>20298763
Beat it, pendejo.

>> No.20298774

>>20298748
Not as bad as Jub Jubs and Mindflayers

>> No.20298789

>>20298737
He said “safe,” not “indentured tail-fluffer”

>> No.20298796

>>20298789
Not him but I wouldn't mind being the tailfluffer for some muscle mofu

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>>20298789
>indentured tail-fluffer
I'd accept this. Hell, the job is the payment.

>> No.20298809

>>20298796
>>20298799
Mofu sluts have absolutely no shame.

>> No.20298818

>>20298809
I have no shame about many things.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, huff the fluff

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>>20298763
Even a seasoned tailbrusher will struggle with the unkempt messy fur of The Chupacabra!

>> No.20298821

What would be some good species to use a body-swap spell? JubJub’s obsession with constant sex seems like it would make for an interesting time.

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