/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Always and forever.

OTP may mean:

* Outdoor Therapeutic Program: see articles on wilderness therapy and adventure therapy
* One-time programmable, a type of programmable read-only memory (PROM) in electronics
* One-time pad in cryptography
* One-time password
* One True Pairing -- usually used to denote a fanatical devotion to one pairing in a fandom, excluding all others; a fandom abbreviation referring to one's favorite fictional couple ("ship")
* On the phone, Internet slang
* OTP, the IATA airport code for Henri Coandă International Airport in Bucharest
* On-time performance, a transportation industry term
* Open Telecom Platform, standard open-source telecom libraries and tools for Erlang
* Optical Transport Platform - a platform that typically delivers aggregated packet communication services
* Opposite Track Path - Term used in optical DVD technology, allowing fast switching from layer 0 to layer 1
* OTP Bank, Országos Takarékpénztár és Kereskedelmi Bank Nyrt. (National Savings Bank), the biggest commercial bank in Hungary
* Outside the Perimeter, an abbreviation sometimes used by Atlantans referring to the suburbs of metro Atlanta
* Off the page
* Otterburn Park, Quebec
* On Target Paintball
* Ortho-terphenyl
* Of this Parish in Parish records, for example marriage registers
* On The Piss, In reference to a night of consuming alcoholic beverages

>>2028792

>* One True Pairing -- usually used to denote a fanatical devotion to one pairing in a fandom, excluding all others; a fandom abbreviation referring to one's favorite fictional couple ("ship")

>>2028796
I think /jp/ should try this:
>* Outdoor Therapeutic Program: see articles on wilderness therapy and adventure therapy

>>2028799
outdoor = wilderness and adventure? well I can relate

Goddamn you pairingfags are even worse than yaoi fangirls.

Canon OTP

op's pic is epic

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>>2029061
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>>2029010
Not as epic as epic fail guy XD

>>2029088
ur a faget.

more

>>2029358
dude...i'm gay and i find that offensive

My OTP is /jp/ x /a/

Hitoshura x Pixie OTP

lol

Rinnosuke x all the Touhous is my OTH

Just kidding. Marisa x Kourin for the DAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

cool

>>2031733
Yandere x Tsundere?

No matter how awesome it sounds, it will never work.

>>2028759

Fucking witch bitch.

China PAD is the superior Touhou OTP

Only Naruto fangirls have a "OTP".

But if you're eager to hear it, mine is me x my waifu.

>>2034736

Here's an example of why trips should be for people who contribute only, otherwise you get fags like this.

>>2034733
-It-it's not like I like you or anything...
-So, you DON'T like me. WHO IS THE OTHER ONE? WHO

>>2034788

Say that to my face, and not online, and see what happens.

>>2034800
lol at internet rage.

I'm not >>2034788 by the way. This just sounds so retarded.

>>2034800
So how is that story?

>>2034800
>>see what happens

I'll have an acne ridden teenager angst at me?

>>2034806

What fucking story?

>>2034808

Not exactly. Marvellous example of psychological projection though, keep it up.

Also, Reimu.

lol flood detected

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>>2034813
"acne ridden adult"?

>>2034813
>>What fucking story?

Your supa kawaii desu Reimu fan fiction with your self insert protagonist.

>>Not exactly. Marvellous example of psychological projection though, keep it up.

When someone calls you out on being an underageb& dress up NO U, you'll win the argument every time. And if that doesn't work, just disguise your butthurt by saying you were trolling.

I got them braindawgs

>>2034829
>Your supa kawaii desu Reimu fan fiction with your self insert protagonist.

Never wrote anything like that.

>When someone calls you out on being an underageb& dress up NO U, you'll win the argument every time. And if that doesn't work, just disguise your butthurt by saying you were trolling.

The problem is, 90% of the time on 4chan, the NO U argument isn't merely a poor defense measure - it's the truth. Sadly, but what can we do?

>>2034840
Did it ever occur to you that when someone calls you an underage, it means your behaviour is one of an immature shithead? This is 4chan, you are what you post only, not who you are in real life - we have no way to know and we don't care.

Speaking of OTPs...

>>2034840
>>This Shattered Reality, thread Fourth to Pinochle YAF!nmVOHsTRd.

Dat's sum quality right thar', or do you deny that you wrote this? I wouldn't blame you, I wouldn't want to be associated with such asinine writing.

TenshixReimu is pretty nice.

>>2034850

Show me one person who doesn't act like an immature shithead on 4chan. You can't? Oh, I'm SO sorry! Boo-hoo.

>>2034855

Not supa kawaii, not self-insert. Your argument is invalid.

>>2034860
>>Show me one tripfag who doesn't act like an immature shithead on 4chan. You can't? Oh, I'm SO sorry! Boo-hoo


fixed that for accuracy.

>>Not supa kawaii, not self-insert. Your argument is invalid.

HURR DURR

>>2034868
>Bawwww bawwww I got told bawwww ;_____;

fixed

ROFL YAF IS A TROLL LOLOLOLO XD

>>2034878
>>I can write nonarrogant, nonmelodramatic protagonists, contrary to what some of you would say, I just don't want to. My natural arrogance cringes at any attempt to make the character I write a wimp, or a stuttering idiot.
>>My natural arrogance
>>arrogant pisspot protagonists that everyone loves anyway
>>not self insert

Mary Sue retreats further into his imaginary world, will anonymous's words reach YAF?

>>2034890

I'd rather jam a screwdriver up my ass, than act like one of my protagonists. The definition of 'arrogance' is wide enough to fit at least a few elephants inside, if you'll excuse me this picturesque metaphor.

>>2034898
>>I'd rather jam a screwdriver up my ass, than act like one of my protagonists.
>>If a stare could kill, I'd be lying on the floor in seventeen pieces by now. As if he was channeling all the hatred a single person can generate, I suddenly feel much smaller under that hostile gaze of his. But I have one advantage - I saw it coming. And even though my instincts tell me to run away and cower in fear, I manage to stay firm like a statue and answer his mute attack with a completely neutral face.

So the question is: Self insert or is YAF a total pussy?

Either way a fanfiction that bitches about school life as if it were the greatest ordeal a person can face, if you're not underaged your emotional development halted at 15.

Oh no~, I'm in a far too good mood to care~
Also I stand by my word - I stopped writing because it was too slow, and you ruined both the ending of CoMN1 and the start of CoMN2 with retarded choices~

>>2034917
>bitches about school life as if it were the greatest ordeal a person can face

Well, that was the premise of the story in question - to show the school life of the protagonist in the most negative light possible, and given his personality, it's most natural for him to complain about it in an exaggerated manner. Artistic stylization, if anything else.

That aside, I find the fascination with my person you are showing quite... entertaining. I could whip out a couple of technical terms to describe your behaviour here, but lo, I'm way too much of a lazy bastard to look them up. Either way, I like myself as I am, and it is you who has a problem with dealing with me. Also, funny how despite hating me from the bottom of your heart, you still know quite a lot about my stories, and my person itself. Know thy enemy? Hate-love? I can't decide.

As for the fanfiction - I admit it's ridiculously pathetic for an aspiring writer to indulge in such activities, but as long as people like it - and ask me to write - I will continue. It's a great way to kill a dull afternoon, not to mention the occasion to improve my english - which, as a non-native speaker, I always appreciate.

>>2034969

Fucking hell, wrong picture. There we go.

>>2034969
>>Artistic stylization

Read as: Everyone hates me at school so I live out a better life in my fantasy.

>>I find the fascination with my person you are showing quite... entertaining

QUIT TROLLING ME I R A GOOD WRITER UR MEAN :(

>>I could whip out a couple of technical terms to describe your behaviour here, but lo, I'm way too much of a lazy bastard to look them up

Armchair psychologist will make you question your very soul with his wikipeadia training.

>>aspiring writer

>>2034985
>QUIT TROLLING ME I R A GOOD WRITER UR MEAN :(

OH MAN, I GOT TOLD. WHAT-EVER SHALL I DO?

>Writing self insert Touhou fan fics while stealing characters from places like Tsukihime isn't the basis of a writing career.

I haven't even read Tsukihime, except for one of Akiha's and one of Hisui's routes. Not into VNs too much I am. Besides, I did not say writing Touhou fanficton is the only thing I do. In fact, I've already written for a few magazines, but refused their offers to publish my articles, because that would require additional red tape work to get it to run legally... Not that you'd ever believe me though, so it doesn't matter. All I do on THP is merely a training for my english. And, as I previously remarked - entertainment.

>But don't worry, we were all 15 once.

Some of us still are, but I'll restrain myself from poking your face with my finger.

To summarize, your worry is most appreciated, but quite nonsensical. You could also stop being so tsun-tsun towards me, that would be nice.

>>2035006
>>but refused their offers to publish my articles, because that would require additional red tape work to get it to run legally

LIE ON THE INTERNET

INFLATE SELF ESTEEM

reimu is shit

>>2035010

Whatever.

>>2035025

Well, that picture was inappropriate. Have this one instead.

A loud ringing pierced her slumber, drawing her into the waking world. For a brief moment, she considered simply smashing the clock, but her better senses prevailed. She slid out from under the sheets, glancing at the beam of light coming in through an undraped window. Late afternoon. She despised getting up early. She left the bedroom right after rewinding the clock. She wanted to throw it out, but it was the only thing that could wake her now that Sakuya had been fired, along with the rest of the staff.

The mansion was already showing signs of neglect now that it was nearly empty. A thin layer of dust coated everything in the hall, except for a few spots where drafts blew in from newly broken windows. More garbage bags and duct tape would take care of those, and though it was ugly she didn't have the time to do better. She hurried to the kitchen and prepared a breakfast for herself and a dinner for the new lord of the manor. He would be furious if his meal was late, and his fury was not to be trifled with. At least she healed quickly...

Laying out the food, she shoved the dishes from the last meal aside and quickly downed a half full can of Cirnos Lite he had left out that morning. It was flat, but it was cold and had alcohol. He wasn't hard to entertain, and flapping around drunk usually did the trick. It was far better than the alternatives, which she desperately wanted to forget. The alcohol helped with that, too.

It still didn't make Anonymous any less of an ass to live with.

It appeared that she had a bit of time to spare, because he hadn't yet barged in. That meant he was probably still in town, partying it up at a sushi bar. In that case, he'd probably ignore dinner and want to get right to dessert once he got back. The thought made her shudder.

She wanted nothing more than to pin him to the floor with her Gungnir the instant he came through the door, but she knew better than that. It hadn't worked the first time, nor had it worked any other time. She had tried to change his fate to "Stepped in front of a cement truck", but it seemed like fate, much like death, couldn't touch him. All it did was make him angry. The entire west wing of the manor was in ruins from the first time she had tried to slay Anonymous, and he raged in return. That had been nearly a month ago.

Even though she could regenerate from all the abuse, it still hurt, and he had a trump card. If she didn't settle down and be a good "waifu" as he called it, he'd go after her sister instead. Flandre had been in a deep slumber ever since he had shown up at the manor, and she considered it to be for the best. Sealed in the basement, her sister would be safe from Anonymous as long as she went along with his whims.

Still, would that be the best thing to do? She could feel her spirit, such as it was, slowly being crushed the longer she served under Anonymous. If she was going to fight, it had to be soon, or else she'd be reduced to nothing. A loud bang signaled that he had finally arrived, and she had to make a choice on her own fate...

This was no longer tolerable. She was the rightful lord of the House of Scarlet, and such demeaning treatment could only end in one way. For better or ill, she would end this as a true vampire lord would. She sat at the head of table, waiting as he clomped through the mansion, no doubt tracking in even more filth. He burst in, the door banging against the wall and further damaging her manor.

"WHERE'S MY DINNER? IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD, THAT SANDWICH YOU MADE TASTED LIKE ASS AND POO. ARE YOU LISTENING?"

"Quiet! I'll not be spoken to in that manner by a two-bit mongrel. Leave and never return!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, BITCH?"

"It's over between us, Anonymous. But enough talk, have at you!"

She let her full fury loose, reducing the table to splinters as her Gungnir screamed across the room. Dozens of destructive shots followed, each one well able to reduce a human to a red mist. Anonymous just stepped to the side and weaved his way closer, making her destructive rain little more than a light show. She invoked her greatest powers, her Red Castle bursting forth as he drew near, the crimson cross of hell's fury obliterating most of the room. Anonymous was unimpressed, drawing back his fist.

"FALCONNNNNN PUNNNNNNCH!"

It caught her square in the gut, sending her through the back wall and skidding across the garden plaza. The long shadows of twilight stretched across her, and she sank into them, watching. Anonymous strolled out, cracking his knuckles. If she could just get an opening and surprise him...

Meanwhile, on planet Earth...

"Tell me again why we need to have our protons smashed?"

"Not our protons, but protons in general. Now that the Large Hadron Collider is operational, I've detected a large quantity of paranormal energy radiating from the collider. Luckily, according to my calculations, we should be able to neutralize it all at once if we use the magnetic accelerator to direct all the energy directly into this custom-made containment unit."

"So this will work, right?"

Igon sighed. "Just push the button."

The LHC hummed for a minute, everything going according to plan, aside from a lone ribbon that popped out at the end. Relieved, the Ghostbusters packed up and went home. The containment unit was relegated to a dusty corner of the firehouse, where it sat, forgotten. However, if you lean close and listen, you might hear the cries of youkai, trapped in the otherworldly interior of the unit with Anonymous for all eternity.

EVERYONE BUT ANONYMOUS- BAD END.

She waited, still a bit woozy from his blow. He was careless and easily distracted, in theory making this fight a win for her before it even began. His powers more than made up for it. Even now she still didn't clearly understand them, while he somehow knew all about her from the moment he had shown up at the gate. It was a disadvantage she had little experience with.

"LURKING, ARE WE? SHOW YOURSELF BEFORE I REALLY GET ANGRY!"

His windbagging was exactly what she had been waiting for. Emerging from his own shadow, she drove her fist up. It sliced him in two from the leg up, detonating in his torso. Bits of cheap suit billowed outward, all that remained of him aside from... Wait, why wasn't there any-

"CUNT PUNT!"

She was sent flying, the world spinning around her in a blur of motion and pain. She tried to hover, but felt him zip over and behind her.

"SAGESAGESAGESAGESAGE!"

Multiple blows drove her down, the tiles of the plaza cracking as she hit the ground. He gripped her head and pulled her up. What level of power did he have?

"OVER 9000, BITCH!"

Why are you posting in this thread?
I am to ask you this question. No, I don't expect answers.

>>2035025
When you're out of pseudo-intellectual remarks and armchair psychology pretend that you didn't care in the first place, but be sure to get the last word in!

>>2035063
Because trolls trolling trolls. Better to go down the drain rather than circle it endlessly.

>>2035025
LOL NICE 1 YAP XD