/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>teleports behind you

I want a buff, black scaled ryu that has a shrine of similarly big hebis!
Gonna call her cute

>>20253830
>Bapho teleports behind you
>Gives you a reacharound
>Gives you a rimjob
Nothin' personal kid.

>>20253749
I will be the best worshipper!

>>20253830
For reference, from the end of the previous thread:

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ime for one of the most iconic spells! http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1656

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>Teleportation Spell

>Difficulty: 2 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 2 out of 3

>A spell that warps the target to another location far removed. This spell is the culmination of exhaustive research into moving objects using mana, one of the basic ways of manipulating mana, and it is regarded as one of the most highly difficult spells. Teleporting living things like humans and monsters is extremely difficult. An advanced spell formula designating the coordinates of the far off destination, etc., is required along with a correspondingly vast mana cost. Among the “baphomets (Encyclopedia I – p.180)”, there are even those who perform all of their movements using this spell, but that's possible precisely because baphomets are a superior race with elite mastery over magic. Ordinary monsters and human casters are incapable of that.

>But on the other hand, it's not that unusual at all to find casters who can wield this spell. In fact, it's even used a lot in our daily lives. This is because mana, originally a scarce resource, is continually plentifully produced in mamono realms, and the teleportation spell has been simplified as much as possible to be of practical use. It is necessary to strongly focus one's thoughts on the destination. Using the spell however one likes to go wherever one pleases is extremely difficult, but using it just as a one way ticket to return to a place deeply connected with the caster, such as the caster's home, is comparatively easy.

>Besides that, another effective method of usage is to establish the coordinates of the point of departure and the destination, and then set some sort of guide marks. For example, by setting up magic circles with teleportation spells that incorporate “mana marker (p.44)” into the spell formula at two locations and using both of them as guide marks, the positional information can be omitted. Due to this, it's even possible to permanently establish magic circles that enable teleportation of numerous people at the same time in either direction, and it's treasured as a method of long distance movement in mamono realm nations.

>There's also the method of using a person's individual mana as a guide mark, which is possible for monsters precisely because of their proficiency in distinguishing the mana of individual people. Naturally if the mana of an individual is known, it's possible to teleport to the target's location, but by determining if anyone else's mana is in the body of an individual, and figuring out places where strong traces of the target's mana remain, it's even possible to teleport to places deeply connected to an individual, such as an individual's home, etc., or to the location of the family of an individual. When prisoners of war originally from nations under the control of the Order of the chief god or those who have newly become monsters wish to bring their family to immigrate to a mamono realm, often times there are cases when it is difficult to just go and pick them up directly, and in such circumstances, the method employed is to connect a teleportation magic circle to their home or the location of their family and bring them directly to the mamono realm.

>Furthermore, the easiest way that teleportation magic can be used is for a monster and incubus husband and wife to use each other as markers. Since they both possess the same mana, a mixture of each other's mana, it's extremely easy to teleport in both ways, and it's possible to casually teleport to one's spouse.

>Married monsters mostly spend their time constantly having sex with their husband, but there will probably also be times when they will have to temporarily separate from him to take care of some sort of errand. When away from their husband, even just suddenly recalling his face is enough to call to mind the joy of being held in their husband's arms and the taste of his essence, and this may even cause unbearable lust to come over them. At times like that, as long as they have acquired this spell, they can instantly return to their husband and enjoy sex to their heart's content.

>“I'm home. Uhm... What is it? I just wanted to touch you a little bit, ya bastard...”
>~a dullahan, the following day after departing on an expeditionary mission~

>>20253859
>>“I'm home. Uhm... What is it? I just wanted to touch you a little bit, ya bastard...”

I tend to imagine dullahans as being really serious, honorable knights. But I guess some are more like grizzled soldiers with bad tempers that tend to swear a lot.

>>20253830
THE NATION CALLS

>>20253879
Is it wrong to want foxes with huge cans that are bigger than their head?

>>20253894
Not one bit.

>>20253894
Yes but you are entitled to one wrong opinion.

>>20253900
That's good, because I want some tig bitty foxes.

>>20253902
You can't stop me from being wrong!

>>20253830
>Heh, activate my time freeze ability
>Step behind baphomet
>Grab her horns
>Nothing personal kid

x is best girl.

>>20253912
I'd an automaton X and Zero

>>20253894
what about flat foxes with massive fluffy tails to sink into?

>>20253929
How big are their rears?

Around Yetis, be ready

>>20253909
I really like the intent of grabbing a baphomets horns knowing full well the consequences.

>>20253929

>>20253941
What did she mean by this

What happens if you do surprise sex to a monster girl against her will?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that nothing warms up the girls in wintertown like a good bowl of soup

>>20253960

>>20253983
It becomes her will

>>20253939
Around this size so it isn't harder to stare at her ass any more so than the tail makes it.

>>20253997
That doesn't look very big.

>>20253819

How do you cuddle with your waifu?

>>20254004
i want the tail big

>>20254044
This pic could be really disturbing if someone wasn't aware of dullahans.

>>20254044
Tenderly, and for a very long time.

>>20254044

>>20254044

>>20254082
I've seen the full pic.
If only the face was better

>>20254044
She sits indian style and i sit in her lap leaning into her body using her as a pillow.

>>20254044
Lovingly and warmly

>>20253958
This fox is dangerously fluffy

>After years of defection and defeats the order finally crumbles.
>Humanity is enslaved
>Over time the population of human females dwindles to extinction, while the mamano population swells out of control.
>Human males are in short supply and mamano city states are forced to act as the number of lonely, desperate women begin rallying, demanding dick.
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
>Eventually this develops into full scale nuclear war.
>In just under 2 hours the world is completely obliterated.
>What humans managed to survive die out from things like starvation and dehydration, or just flat out succumb to radiation poisoning as they are forced to search the wasteland for sustenance.
>Despite all of this, the only thing to survive was the Devil Bugs.
>Unable to breed amongst themselves their population slowly dies off until they come across an old journal that managed to survive the nuclear holocaust.
>It details plans for a cross-dimensional gateway, allowing for exploration of new worlds.
>After 10-20 years of construction and experimentation they finally get it to work.
>The portals open and anons gather to finally meet their waifus only to be horrified as hordes of desperate CC devil bugs swarm the Earth.
>Due to sheer numbers they overwhelm the combined military might of the UN in a matter of weeks if not days.
>Careful breeding programs reduce human women to breeding machines meant to produce more males for the cock-hungry roach horde.
>The men are reduced to cum pumps, forced to copulate again and again, even with their own daughters.
>The devil bug swarm spreads across the multiverse claiming everything for themselves.

Remember Anon, only you can stop this horrible nightmare from becoming reality.

Join the paladin core today!

wife butt commissio n

>>20253859
Imagine a magically adept yandere stalker using this.

>>20254168
Missing something?

>>20254173
Pants?

>>20254143
How am I supposed to resist that very obvious breeding signal?

>>20254184
How am I supposed to breed when I'm too busy fluffing the tail?

>>20254105
A shame.

>>20254168
You call that a butt? THIS is a butt!

>>20254164
Wow, you had to twist the setting into quite a pretzel to come up with that scenario.

Fun fact, its something of a myth that cockroaches are uniquely great at surviving radiation. They can handle a lot more than the average vertebrate, but plenty of other insects can do the same.

>>20254197
Do it at the same time while she hides her face in embarrassment as you inhale every bit of her.

>>20254208

>>20254208
>>20254231
Where to join the Mice Apocalypse?

>>20254200
That butt does not have a lickable anus

Guys, their's a wurm outside my house, what do I do?

Thick whale tail

>>20254258
Hope that you have good homeowners insurance coverage. Beyond that? Not much.

>>20254258
Give her a hug.

>>20254071
>"I just kinda sit there and do stuff with my arms."
It's far more cozy than it sounds.

>>20254259
That's a thick whale everything, goddamn. The leg+tail combo she's got going is interesting, too.

>>20254197
Doggystyle + tail in face.

>>20254268

>>20254278
>Give her a hug.
Did this. Now I got a wife and i think a few fractured bones. Now what?

>>20254259
Not bad.

Which MG makes the best pumpkin pie?

>>20254244
Lift the dress dummy.

>>20254344

>>20254344
Troll
i love pumpkin pie

>>20254344
I can't imagine trolls not being excellent cooks. Logically, one would also expect kikimora and demons to be damn handy in the kitchen too but the correct answer is always you're waifu.

Also, smartcows.

>>20254344
Which monster girl makes the best cream pie?

>>20254383
>you're waifu

>>20254393
My Kikimora wife only in a apron

>>20254396
>TFW no alpfu to make you the best damn apple pie as a joke.

>>20254396
Your a retard.

>>20254044
Face to face hug or her sprawled out on my chest.

>>20254408

>>20254396
Just kill yourself.

>>20254319
Go to the hospital and enjoy her taking care of you while your in cast form

>>20254396
I would kiss her on the lips and then say "No homo" as i try to put my hands down her cute "shorts" (I honestly don't know what to call them)

>>20254430
Does she have a medical license?

>>20254430
>Ushi visits a hospital
>Several million dollars of equipment destroyed
>She's told not to come back unless she's on a stretcher (like that would happen)
>Husband is touched she restrained herself so well

>>20254439
Nope, but she can carry you around effortlessly!

>>20254440
What a nice lady!

How evil is your waifu?

>>20254476
Saturday morning cartoon evil.
She’s a Wurm.

I love Hellhounds!

>>20254523

>>20254532

aye lmao im gonna go out and battle some monsters with the bros, yall coming with? tonight, we heading to the spooky church that those little girls always enter in every night

>>20254534
A Hellhound so rebellious she turned pure.
Absolutely brilliant.

>>20254536

>>20254539

>>20254550
I'm not sure about you but I think I can handle a couple shitty rats.

>>20254550
>a couple

>>20254550
>Eyes in the background.
That is quite the vermintide. would hate to be stuck under that.

Minitaurs are strong! No matter how smol they might be!

>>20254542

>>20254044
Mutual dakis

>>20254532
>>20254536
>>20254542
Maam do you have any idea how cute you were going just now?

>>20254259
I like those types of suits. They're visually appealing, but not very good for sexiness.

>>20254564

>>20254550
i'm pretty sure my party members can save me from this kind of predicament. totally not gonna end up in some goblin slayer shit or anything

>>20254564
I'm gonna call her "Power Puff" and pat her head while telling her what a cute shorty she is.

Lolibaba Onis

>>20254565
>t-this wasn't in the contract!
>...I know.
I wonder how hot surprise and/or forced princess carrying would make the average MG?

Keep warm this winter.

>>20254597
But she's cold!

>>20254344
I remind you, my fellow Americans that we are now less than 7 days until T-day. Make sure to buy your birds in the next couple of days.

>>20254603
Then warm her up.

>>20253815
>Picture related is an artist's rendition and depiction of the Fallen Goddess of Pandemonium.
>Date and artist unknown

Christmas Tree Dryads

>>20254608
May she grant you a blessed vacation, anon.

>>20254608
IS THAT

>>20254608
>ugly western shit
>nipples
I hope you go on an eternal vacation nigger.

Who's the artist of drawings like this again? His or her Tumblr art account, deviantart or twatters?

>>20254632
Use saucenao, retard.

>>20254632
Saucenao, nigger-use it.

>>20254619
>>20254622
>>20254631
Sorry 'bout that. Didn't realize there were nips visible.

>i am okay with this
>everything is fine

>>20254637
You were also posting awful DA artwork, fuck off.

>>20254632
>deviantart
>twatter
Where the fuck are you fags coming from?

>>20254637
Fuck off westernfag

>>20254550
HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

>>20254632
>>20254637
Fuck off cancerous filth.

>>20254618
I can't wait to unwrap my present!

>>20254632
I want to lock an Alp in a locker room, while the boy's football team is changing after practice.

>>20254523
Hellhounds love you

>>20254647
I truly dislike how superficial her venom glands around the midsection look.

>>20254581
I like sushi and beef

Help, my mofu is full of cats

>>20254675
That's just a bonus!

Help, my tofu is full of rats

>>20254704
豆腐
腐る
I mean yeah. You should know what you were getting into

Help, my pofu is full of fats

>>20254704
Are you sure those aren't foxes?

>>20253815
So someone previous thread said Paladins belong to succubi or single Lilims. While Wizards/mages/magic users belong to Demons and or devil grills. Was that correct? How did that go again ?

>"Ah, Mastah~"
>"...yes?"
>"He he hee~"
>...
>...
>"...Did you think of a joke, meido?"
>"Yes~"
>"You have to tell me what it is for me to get the joke."
>"Ah~"
>...
>...
>"Silly mastah~"
Please understand.

>>20254734
I don't understand how you can find this sort of behaviour endearing and not infinitely annoying

>>20254733
As long as it's brash teenage monsters paired with tired older gentlemen it's fine.

>>20254747
I understand your differences, but I genuinely think this type of thing is the fucking cutest shit fucking ever and it hurts my heart I will never have an adorable otherworldly-autistic Shoggy maid.

So what kind of celebratory sex would be appropriate after making the decision to get married?

>>20254769
The kind so base and animalistic it ends with both partners passing out

>>20254775
That'll take a while.

>>20253869
I've always wondered, if a dullahan was being tsun couldn't you just knock her block off and she instaloses?

>>20254775
But that's every day!

>>20254783
Pretty much

Touch the Hound.
Don't make a sound.

>>20254797
>spoiler
But that’s no fun! Also likely quite impossible.

>>20254733
What about rogues?
Or barbarian?
Monks?

I miss the old Glory days of Lescatie... Things were soooo cool and Noble back then.

>>20254825
you know, I kinda want to see a pick of druella slimming into the castle riding a meteor made of dark matter

>>20254825
>those halbers and shields
How do you even wield those at the same time? Those armors are all actually magical constructs, the Monsters won already!

>>20254835
depends on the shields weight really
also that sort of setup is used in formations, using the simple swings and stabs to keep people at bay while using the shield to block arrows.

though to be fair, Im running on hollywood tactics so someone better than me correct me on this

>>20254845
Here's a tactic for you: Catapult Wurms.

>>20253815

How can monster grills and momsters compete the moment Order Girls finally level up in power, armor and firepower???

>>20254857
All the dakka in the world won't give your man hugs and kisses and home-cooking and BJs.

>>20254857
By not being warmongering pieces of shit obsessed only with bloodshed and their so-call rule of law?

>>20253958
More tail than girl wtf.

>>20253983
>surprise power infusion a mamono
>thinking she would be anything but delighted
Are you retarded?

>>20254857
Wrong place, kindly fuck off please.

Taking a dive into a pit of black goop does wonders for the body

There's two kinds of people in the world, Paleskin. Those who see Deer pussy when they fade to black, and those who see Wolf pussy when they fade to back.
Which one are you?

>>20254164
I think if it ever got to that point, the munsters would just keep human men in tanks as literal mana batteries with technology designed to distribute the spirit energy of a single man to tens of thousands of munsters rather than fighting amongst themselves. In the end, only humanity would disappear.

>>20254884
>Paleskin
black brit here, you blind noodle

>>20254883
Wrong black goop
DE in MGE is wholesome and upgrades women
She jumped in high quality murder juice

>>20254890
Sends-Mixed-Messages cares little for your race, only for the paleness of your spirit, which is not burning red and hot with passion.

>>20254916
>Sends-Mixed-Messages
A fully understandable name seeing who drew that lamia
>might fuck you
>might pussy vore you
>might just do fucking both

>>20254920
Shitouchi is garbage no matter what end you pick

>>20254920
It's a name I gave to a random Rattlesnake Lamia for her tsundere personality, it's not specifically tied to that image.

>>20254914
What was weird about it was the perfectly normal looking girls she was still able to birth

>a human merchant when Gyoubo Danukis are around

Remove Danukis, they are bad for business and initiate unfair monopolies against human traders, merchants and honest businessmen.

Story idea
Father and son go on adventure to save mother from illness
by the end the mother is a monster and the son has a monster wife

>>20254884
The latter.

Please remember that Kobolds are good girls who deserve attention.
Wouldn't you want to wake up to this everyday?

I want to see women turn into dragongirls!
like one of each dragon type (even seahorse bitch)

>>20255016
Seawhores don't even really count as dragons.

>>20255021
Eastern folklore has seahorses as dragons every now and again, and the Japanese word for seahorse, "tatsu-no-otoshigo", literally means "dragon's bastard child."

>>20255028
>dragon's bastard child
Aww.

>>20254733
>>20254809
>>20254749
But what about theives???

To what Mamono I do rouges and theives belong to?

>>20254959
I prefer my doges meatier and less dependent upon me. Now, a pack of werewolves cuddled up to me...

>>20255046
Griffons.

>>20255016
>>20255021
>>20255028
>>20255030
>Just spent the last 10 minuets reading up on the tale of the ocean palace
>Only one version has anything close to a bittersweet ending

>>20253815
>Artist's painting and depiction of an Order Battle against The monstergirl menace, the Demon Lord's minions. And general glorification of the Order.

>Painting by Order artist Arturo Tillerman

>>20255066
Does it involve monstergirls
and if yes, explain

>>20253815
So Mail Harpies, as in mail delivery and package courier harpies are a thing and a generally accepted thing in anything Monstergirl including MGE. But what other Harpies are approved or not approved for mail harpy duties???

For examples, Griffins are majestic and Noble Mamono best suited for Noble military roles. Can a different harpy like a Griffin do mail harpy business?

>>20255130
Griffins are not harpies, and yes, they can easily transport goods via the air.
Unless it's Excalibur, then they fuck up

>>20255021
>He refuses to acknowledge the greatness of Otohime
What's not to love about a sea dragon goddess who devotes her life and ressources to fun and pleasure?

>>20255028
They might not be full-blooded dragons who breathe fire, have a hoard and kidnap princes but that doesn't take away from how top tier they are.

Remember lads.

>>20255172
Voltaire is right, give them the D.

>>20255173
>Voltaire
Anon

>>20255178
I didn't come up with that joke and if you haven't seen the image I can't help you.

>>20255055
Wrong.png

Thief boys belong to Order Clerics.

>be on a blind date with a beautiful older human woman
>she's blushing and fidgeting in her seat, clearly nervous
>you have no idea that she's actually an archangel more than a thousand years old, and that this date was all her subordinate's idea to try and finally get her a boyfriend

>>20255193
Going to grab her halo and use it as a Frisbee.

Would you embark on a quest to conquer Zipangu by defeating famous female warriors and adding them to your harem?
You'd get your choice for a first partner be they an Ochimucha, an evil fox or even a slutty squire.

>>20255196
No bullying pure angel CCs

>>20255197
You're thinking too small. With such women I could become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu.

>>20255182
Is this the power of American education? Because holy shit you're dumb.

>>20255197
>evil fox convinces you to conquer Zipangu so she can betray you at the end and rule the country herself
>however, as the conquest progresses, she slowly becomes less evil as she falls in love with you
>by the time you've taken over Zipangu, she's begging to stay by your side as your loving wife and queen
Sounds like fun

>>20255196
>You go to grab on to it, but in your hand it morphs to ring size around your finger
You might want to start going to church again, anon.

>>20255218
There's an image crediting Descartes as Voltaire with a dumb quote from some third person, I was referencing it. Don't go around making fun of Americans because of my dumb 4chan humor.

>>20255221
But if she becomes less evil, she won't be the same fox. I don't want to change her!

>>20255221
>She's tall with huge tails, evil eyes, sharp teeth and dangerous claws
>Anyone who sees her is struck by fear
>Except you since to you she's just a cuddly fox who needs some loving

>>20253815
How lucky one may be when a the popular elven classmate is fond of you?

>>20255197
You're thinking too small. You need more then warriors to take over a country. Ochimusha general, Ushi-Oni berserker, Kunoichi spymaster, Tanuki merchant, Nurarihyon diplomat, Tengu tactician, Nereonago maid. You need those at minimum

>>20255193
Gonna worship her feet!

>>20255209
Good luck giving a speech to your troups when you always have one of them giving a blowjob as you speak.

>>20255261
What is a cute quiet Nureonago maid going to do around all these extravagant notorious girls?
She won't even be able to organize a proper dinner unless she somehow has the authority to order everyone around.

>>20255301
She'll frown and that would be bad.

>>20255300
Like that one scene in MGQ where Luka becomes the slave of an archangel's foot?

>>20255301
>Good luck giving a speech to your troups when you always have one of them giving a blowjob as you speak
Look to my pelvic region! She could be you! Now go out there and earn it!

SNAKES!

CHILDHOOD FRIEND SNAKES!

ALBINO CHILDHOOD FRIEND SNAKES!

>https://imgur.com/gallery/9W9R7dh
IMAGINE

>>20255307
Bad in an over the top way where when she frowns everyone panics to calm her anger, or bad in a way where she's just too lovely to upset?

>>20255319
Albino snakes would have a lot of trust issues between their kind who view them as anomalies and humans who seek them solely for their rarity.

>>20255352
The latter.

>>20255345
I had no idea they took care of their babies.

>>20255197
I'd rather help my waifu conquer Zipangu

>>20255441
Do NOT help evil girls. Evil girls are for dicking straight and that is especially true if they have black sclera.

>>20253815
Are there any pictures of humans who have turned into incubus after becoming husbands to monstergirls?

>>20255490
I'd like to get stronger than an evil monster girl just so I could annoy her on her quest without being in danger.

>>20254082
Full pic, at least source please?

>>20255490
Only a person with shit taste would ever say that.

>>20255490
>tfw no haughty evil housewife with tacky fashion sense

>>20255510
Fuck off with your ugly western shit.

>>20255490
No, evil girls are for providing a stable pillar of trust in a world of backstabbing lackeys and spies.
I knew what I signed up for when I saw the texts by Daji and Dakini.

>>20255505
There's not a whole lot of difference.
Word in the World Guides is that you can't tell just by appearance.

>>20255527
Cry more, and the artist is asian

>>20255507
Keep foiling her plans and she will challenge you to a duel in her final form.

>>20255518
>She keeps wearing spiky armor, all black and red clothes and way too many belts
>You suggest that your future daughter might hurt herself with the spikes
>She brush it off by saying no daughter of hers would be weak enough for that
>The next day she replace her spiky armor with a more smooth design

>>20254871
Here, have some more

>>20255605
One day she'll have nine tails.
Imagine.

>>20255623
Right now she has enough for me

>>20255623
maybe it's a tumor

>>20255571
Oh no, guess I'd have to pretend to lose.

choose

>>20255759
Human girls, when will they ever learn?

>>20254597
I'm so cold that I sleep in long underwear and winter hats, I would need to be bundled up to hug a Tsurara and keep her warm

>>20255759
Well geez, that witch sure is pretty, but she probably doesdn't want anything to do with me. I'll just go for the succubus, I guess.

>>20255784
Once you get married to an ice species you start to love the cold so much so that cuddling naked with her feels like heaven. At least that's what I want to happen.

>>20255786
>Calling a human girl pretty
That's how you get her corrupted and sent after you by some matchmaker monster girl.

>>20255802
Human girls don't like lewd stuff like that. She just wants to be left alone and do her work until she finds someone she likes.

>>20255759
>fat tail

unf

>>20255759
I'm going to assume left is a loli Dark Mage and choose her.

Deep Sea Mermaids

Just one last job anon
One last job and we'll be off to Tahiti
Think of the mangoes anon
Have a little faith
I have a plan
>>20255929
This is why monster girls need human mates.

>>20255929
Doesn't the male bite the female and fuse with her to reproduce? How the fuck does that work?

>>20255942
God did it.

>>20255759
>tfw you will never be adopted into a monster family with a Dark Mage momster, Demon onee-san, Witch same-age sister, and Devil imouto
>you will never be the target of all their lust everyday
I need a drink...

How much do I need to pay for the best Tanuki arranged marriage service?
I want only the best professionals to make my judgement for me.

>>20255963
Cupids do it for free.

>you'll never marry a sex crazed white horn

>>20255980
This guy gets all the pussy.

>>20255665
She puts Ratas to shame

>>20255987
Not so fast!

>>20254258
Love and cherish her

>>20255623
>>20255665
She's just morphed her 9 tails to look like one big one.

It's all a trick!

>>20254886
But recall, mana taken without love doesn't taste all that good. Also, no monster requires it to live, they can eat normal food if they have to.

The scenario was impossible anyway, the MGE world doesn't have actual nukes and the monsters would not behave the way the scenario presented.

>>20254654
>I hope it’s an Xbox

>>20254886
>fat bottomed loli devil/demon
Stay after class for baby making lessons

>>20254884
If only there were more civilized rattlesnakes. I’ve only seen 8ball style rattlers.

>>20256181
Fuck off.
Secondly, if you’re going to meme, do it right. You’re thinking of 3ball, 8ball is Africa.

>>20255135
>”the Griffin mail delivery system messes up ONE TIME! And you humans never forget about it”

There's a higher concentration of trash posts in this thread than usual.

>>20256238
Examples?

>>20255301
Imagine if she still operates as if she’s the simple housewife and doesn’t allow anyone to discuss business at home.
>”Hello darling husband and my sisters, did you have a nice time today?”
>”That is good to hear. I have dinner prepared in the dining room. I know it is simple, but it is my dear lord’s favorite.”
>”Ah. Please forgive me, but please don’t discuss work at the table. This should be a place for relaxation and comfort. I’ve heard people can die from overworking themselves. If you could please grant me my request.”
>She is so demure and soft that all of the other girls can’t help but to comply.
>When it’s her turn to have him in bed, she simply hugs his arm and rests her head on his shoulder.

>>20256252
Big Fat Cat Tats

>>20255319
Imagine an Albino lamia, that isn’t a Shirohebi in species. How would people react to her and how would she deal with the expectations?

>>20256261

>>20256252
>You managed to last 10 seconds in a fight against me!

>>20255345
They’re very nice girls, but they’re just not right for me.>>2

>>20256243
The 40Kiddie, RWBY, and other western trash from earlier for starters.

This is your new swimming instructor.

>>20255545
>Is there a monster or a supernaturally beautiful human near the man? If so, he is or will soon become an incubus.

>>20255759
One the one hand that’s a big girl. On the other hand, that’s a big silly hat.

>>20256308
I already know how to swim.

>>20256308
Best dragon.

>>20255942
>>20255946
Imagine an Anglerfish Innsmouth Chaos girl. For being beings from the deep, they’re not very aquatic as it stands.

>>20256315
>supernaturally beautiful human

>>20255984
Even when he doesn’t want it. He should have stuck with the deer 2bh.

>>20256308
I miss my old one

>>20256301
I forgot were aren't allowed to like things

>>20256346
Keep your trash where it belongs, newshitter.

>>20256346
Have you forgotten what board you're on?

>>20256334
Yes

>>20256308
I’ll take it.

>>20256344
>ywn work at a water park, doing public performances with an orca girl
>sometimes she gets horny and gives the visitors a whole different show

>>20255961
I’ll take the far left. I don’t like girls that dress the way those other three do.

>>20256301
The only downside to 40K is there are people who literally cannot tell that it's hyper-satire in the same vein as Starship Troopers' film adaptation.

>>20256346
As long as the subject is on topic and you arn't being a raging autist I don't really give a shit.
Just pick you conversations wisely

>>20256386
Her gradient hair and that blush do things to me. They create an overwhelming urge to hug.

I want to sign up for a breeding program to help increase the jinko population!

>>20256420
RWBY is not monstergirls

>>20256420
And yet a minor character form it gets posted every now and again and nobody gave a shit.
If everybody got angry and shit they didn't like getting posted there would be no thread.
So I say fucking chill and some people have a few laughs while you start your own conversation regarding foxtails or some shit

>>20256440
Gradient hair is beautiful in 2d. Why is it so shit in 3D?

>>20256441
Jinkos are picky breeders, you'll have to work really hard to impregnate them outside of mating season.
Expect to lick and massage many abs in order to stimulate their womb.

>>20256414
>there are people who literally cannot tell that it's hyper-satire
I'll admit that I know next to nothing of 40K. But if it is indeed satire, then I'd have to say most fans I've seen don't seem to recognize it as such. But seeing as how you're responding to a post bitching about 40K images being posted with a 40K image, I'll just finally settle on telling you to fuck off.

Imagine the taste of that slutty lilim's pussy and ass that you met in the red light district.
Imagine being dommed by her when every porno you saw of her shows her being a submissive bitch to everyone else. It'd be quite the turn of events.

>>20256473
Because 3D is always shittier in most regards?

>>20256499
There is literally an Ork in 40k named Ghaz'gul Mag'Uruk Thraka. Games Workshop is a British company. Think about who they could possibly be taking the piss out of with a name like that.

>>20256508
>MGs
>in pornos
Leave

>>20256530
Monster girl porn would definitely be a thing, and would probably be used as propaganda to get human males living in non-monster areas to come to monster controlled areas.

>>20256541
Even if that would be the case, the way the one poster worded it, it's not with the MGs lover.

>she sees your dick

>>20256518
Had to actually Google it since nobody was coming to mind.

>>20256573
Yeah, it's a pun based on Magaret Thatcher the Milk Snatcher.

>>20256075
Brown foxes are the best.

>>20256508
It's ok to have a taste for used girls but you really shouldn't associate that fetish with MGE.
I personally want to be drained to death by a very experienced succubus like in succubus prison or be a customer at Neromashin's elf whorehouse.

>and would probably be used as propaganda
Or for sharing with your friends.

>>20256590
Used girls can be a thing in MGE. It's just uncommon.

>>20256603
You could easily find a succubus who snacked on a few men before finding her loved one, but there would be no slutty succubus who fucks multiple men a day everyday.

>>20256593
Meant to link to >>20256541

>>20256586

>>20256635
>those abs
Yes, please.
>that inadequate mofu
This makes me sad.

>>20256619
There are monster girl brothels. It's said that most just leave with their first customer, but there's a very real chance that some could be working there day in and day out.

>>20256593
>Mage accidentally teleports himself into a Gyaruphomet's lair
>[ Target Acquired ].jpg
>Starts livestreaming to the rest of the Idol Sabbath her latest edition of "Doki-Doki Oniichan Lover"
>Mage-Anon gets hotdogged between those caramel buttocks as she swipes some of his gold, the viewers communicating with jeers and snickers
>After his first load, his 'rod' doesn't go down
"Ohoho! What a fine tool!"
>Next she rides him in cowgirl with the oculus filming from behind so the rest of the Sabbath can see his cock flying into her juicy snatch from below
>His erection still hasn't subsided
"Ara~ Is this onii-chan a kiddie fiddler? Maybe I should keep you for myself~"
>He's trying to gasp something to her, making her lean forward
"I... dumped all of my stat points into CON."
>...
>Over the next twelve hours, on live Mamanovision, the Mage-Anon and the Gyaruphomet end up fucking in a variety of positions
>The show finally reaches its climax when he's pounding into her from behind, holding her horns like handlebars. He's grunting and yelling about how divine her Baphomet pussy is, while she's screaming about how his cock is scraping out her insides.
>That final climax is explosive, with both of them screaming in orgasm. She falls headfirst down into the pillow, out of it.
"Heh... I win..."
>Her new onii-chan collapses right next to her, completely exhausted
>Leader of the Gyaru Sabbath watching as her onii-san goes down on her cunt with his tongue
"Heh~ What a rank amateur~"

>>20256593
Momonika is too depraved for her own good!

>>20256603
Baphomets are outright confirmed to pump-and-dump before finding their ideal onii-chan.

>>20256675
That's what makes them so good!

>>20256386
i want to suck on her horn

Which species is best to help get over my “back to the wall, shotgun aimed at the door” mentality?

>>20256716
All of them.

>>20254597
>>20254603
>froslass is now an mg

Any other that are the same creatures as certain Pokemon?

>>20256675
As a preview, let me note that in the heiromancy articles about heroes and incubi, Runya Runya is going to reveal what was until now the "uncertain truth" mentioned in the baphomet profile.

Namely she'll detail what is fully meant by a "ideally strong" man, and the various ways to achieve it.

>>20256308
Dragon maid is shit

>>20256716
Ushi is the answer friend.

>>20256725
Froslass is actually based on the yuki-onna from what I hear (or it could just be assumed since yuki-onna are more famous). Course your idea can still work, as KC admitted he basically reversed the usual characterization of the yuki-onna and tsurara-onna.

>>20256488
I'll be a lifting buddy too.
That jinko's going to be knocked up in no-time!

>>20256716
Gremlin. She'll build a giant laser security system to do that for you. So that way you have peace of mind and make more time for cuddling.

>>20256735
Looking forward to that.

>>20256745
>ushi therapy is raping anon and laughing at his pitiful resistance until he learns its futile to be paranoid
best spider cow

>>20256735
Still doesn't change the fact that it says most men that a bapho fucks will be released.

>>20256747
Froslass, according to the somewhat dubious pokedex, is made from the spirit of a woman who died and possessed an icicle.

It also says they freeze men and pokemon they think are handsome and take them back to their lairs.

>>20256770
Certainly, but basically it turns out its partly up to the man if that release ends up sticking.

>>20256725

>>20256850
My dick, it can break steel!

>>20254164
I'm oldfagish and autistic enough to remember this being posted before, probably years ago.

>>20256850
Lolis with shapely behinds are the best.

>>20256865
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Paladin+core
Nine months ago, actually.

>>20253815
Order personnel guarding confidential secrets. Especially against any potential would be monstergirl infiltrators that may or may not be around

>>20256899
A Mimic and her husband pop out of a chest inside the vault, grab the treasure and run for the hills!

>>20256735
Oh nice. Excited to hear about those kinds of things, being a hero/champion in mge interests me greatly.

>>20256899
>>>/tg/

>>20256910
Mimics are so unfair.

>>20256735
Doesn't matter, because in KCland everyone can have everything.

Got another gift from nano! This time it was of Vellu taking a bath! Super happy with this surprise picture of her.

i have a fever and the only prescription is fat tails

Would you a dragon Artoria?

>>20256834
>Her face when this is the 5th guy she assaulted this week that didn't stick around
>"I thought we're supposed to have the best pussies out there."
>"It surely doesn't account for anything with these wimps."

>>20256953
I would normal Artoria. She is already hot enough.

Life sucks

>>20256953
Yes I would

>>20256899
Goddamn just fuck off already.

>>20256918
So apparently anything featuring something heavenly or knights inn shining armor is automatically /tg/???

Sure thing Jan.jpg

>>20256762
Ah. The old ‘don’t worry about the world because I am your world’ technique. Nice.

This is a Dragon Zombie. Say something nice about her.

>>20256968
There there.

>>20256994
too human

>>20256590
so can i whore myself out to lots of monsters and be a used man? i kinda want monster mafias and crime gangs to barge in to my place of service without paying, kidnap me and gang rape me in their homes (they take turns decided who's home i going to), leave me with no contact with the outside world for help, take turns raping me in their rape rooms at their hq with all the other naked men that were smuggled, trying to desperately comfort each other before being dragged like an object to the broken dirty mattress on the floor in the corner getting slammed by strong hellhounds, ogres, oni, jinkos, etc. while they do their underground crime operations. (or play video games and movies they pirated, deal with illegal sex drugs far stronger than stuff found in any demon realm, and beat up traitors that try to do some slick shit)

>>20257028
That sounds like the life for me!

>>20256994
>This is a Dragon Zombie
Prove it.

>>20254825
Things are even cooler now. Now you got succ knights.

>>20254835
For those shields you probably only use that combination for ceremonial purposes. You can use a smaller arm shield with a halberd though. Shield on your arm while you hold the halberd with two hands.

>>20256931
Maybe, maybe not. But like most action movies, its not about knowing whether the heroes will win or not, its about finding out how it happens.

>>20256994
i think you're trying to refer to kamui

>>20255961
Hopefully I can learn some neat magic too

>>20257028
Imagine getting passed around a black harpy rape gang. You were minding your business locking up the jewelry store you work at when all of a sudden a group of them looted the place and took you away with the jewels.

>>20257045
Succ knights aren't really that cool, though the sexyness compensates.

>>20254825
>Things were soooo cool and Noble back then.

>>20257044
How much for the shota?

>>20257077
>Succ knights aren't really that cool
They are!

>>20253815
So everyone goes on about how sex and love making with the MGE Monstergirls is great and all. Granted there's no denying that, MGE Mamono make your pee-pee feel good. But I think the bestest and greatest thing about MGE Monstergirls is the positive love and genuine care they'd give and provide for men. Monstergirls wholesomely consider men to be beautiful, beautiful and cute puppies that urgently need some love and pampering to make them happy and not sad. MGE Monstergirls are the type that really love men in the tender and kind loving way, MGE Monstergirls treat men like children, but in the caring motherly manner and now t the insulting type of manner.

Women already fantasize and are fond of the of the idea of a Chad Daddy taking care of them as they drive home bringing home groceries and it's all considered normal. Monstergirls, especially the MGE ones are essentially the male friendly version of that... When men like the idea of being cared for by a sugar mommy, it's taboo, they're considered worthless lazy trash but women most of the time get a free pass with it by being a housewife. But for Monstergirls, it's very normal and okay for a man wanting to depend on a strong, loving wife.

I mean really take any strong and powerful high-tier, high-end, high level monstergirl and they'd go on like:

>"And what is wrong about the idea of a man wanting to be stay at home husband and let the wife be the head of the house? What's wrong with a wife 'babying' or 'infantalizing' their husband? Human women already get a pass at being lazy and it's normal in human society for the woman to be stay at home and be less productive l. But when a man accepts the idea of being the stay at home and wife being the bread winner it's suddenly heresy??? Such a double standard that humans impose on to themselves. And yes I a dragon have a husband one can consider a so called 'NEET', but he is a loyal and loving husband who does the chores honestly and I live him for who he is, not some arbitrary status that humans seem to impose on themselves."

I mean yeah, that's why I like Monstergirls. The way they accept men for what they are, for very much considering men beautiful. And are not entirely choosy or picky...

Yes I'm a sucker for Monstergirl scenarios involving, gentle femdom, positive reinforcement to their husband's, healing and even the thought of a strong monstergirl babying her husband. Wouldn't you agree?

Which Mamono you think pretty much are commonly okay with such practices? I guess it's obcit demons, devils and succubi are okay with it many times.

>>20257101
3,50
Shotas are super cheap.