/jp/ - Otaku Culture

rough mating press

That's a very cute and warm smile so i guess it would be fine to kiss her.

>>20210960
Ask her that what is she doing half-naked in my house, and then ask her to leave and threaten to call the cops. If she wants to meet me properly, she should have arranged a meeting beforehand.

>>20210960
Is this the sakuya thread?

>>20210960
So, if you're a maid, make me coffee then

Lick her feet

>>20211012
Seems like it.

get up and cook me breakfast you lazy maid!

>>20211042

>>20210960
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>20211224
Why?

>>20211323
so that you get closer to her dummy

The perfume is there because Sakuya only showers three times a day. That sounds like a lot, but taking into account her time magic use, it's about once a month in her timeline. See thinks the perfume hides the smell, but everybody is just too polite to mention it.

The perfume is there because Sakuya only showers three times a day. That sounds like a lot, but taking into account her time magic use, it's about once a month in her timeline. She thinks the perfume hides the smell, but everybody is just too polite to mention it.

Stinky Sakyua

>>20211052
this

>>20211004
Please don't spedepost.

>>20211004
kc tier

>>20210960
Ask her to get up and bring me Flan and Meiling so I can fuck both of them.

Seems like old hag meido wants to have a morning breeding session, too bad tho

My stinky neet cock has already touched the tight inner lips of fairy cunny and now cannot be pleased by anything else

She can make my bed and cook some brunch tho

Tell her if I catch her lazing around on the job again she'll be demoted from head maid to sex maid.

>>20210960
Eggs.

Cunnilingus.

Well, I can't do much of anything without her having a say in it, so I just ask "why choose me?"

>>20210960
I choose to be happy...
https://youtu.be/ZNkJgQn0yO8

Imagine all the kink

if i slept at the SDM, i would be really disappointed if i woke up next to the fucking maid and not the vampire lolis

dumb hag, bring me some flan or rem instead

>>20210960
I fantasize about such things every time I go to sleep. Sakyuun!

>>20210960
Fug and Hug

>>20217277
You can only choose one.

Cuddle

>>20212927
*navelingus

>>20210960
cuddle with my very cute gf

>>20219334
Why not both?

Sakuya is the perfect maid. Can you meet her high standards of her ideal partner?

>>20226245
sakuya is a fucking wagecuck

>>20226245
Sakuya is a fucking dork. Just tell her a few jokes and get drunk together and you're in her pants.

>>20226245
If Sakuya believes in me, I'll certainly try.

>>20226266
this

>>20226266
What if the paid wage consist in Remimi's and Furandooru's used nightgowns, bloomers and other clothing?.

>>20226266
She does it for free. But she takes her "job" very seriously.

>>20227416
Actual reward is getting to sleep with them

>>20226266
>wagecuck
Shut the FUCK up and get the FUCK off the board.

>>20228903
no u

>>20211553
She only showers before we have sex. It would be impractical for her to clean herself after each task she does.

>>20226245
Thanks to the society we're living in, with her powers and her weird past, she'll basically be a pariah. She'll be forced to settle for a stinky weeb because noone else will accept her.

>>20211626
>>20229420
Sakuya does not stink.
She is not so lazy that she finds ways to cheat in having to do normal human activities.

>>20212178
Nothing wrong with Fairies but Sakuya is not old.
If you want canon shit, then it explicitly states that she is between 10 and 20 years old

>>20213679
Not Sakuya

>>20230777
>>>20229420
>>20229376
Misquote.

>>20226279
Not even true or correct dude.
>Sakuya is a fucking dork.
Wrong. Youmu is the Dork you refer to.

>Just tell her a few jokes and get drunk together and you're in her pants.
2hu's practically have alcohol flowing in their veins. You don't even have to do anything to get in Sanny's pants. Low effort.

That's Youmu and Sanae, dude. Get your priorities straight.

>>20228903
calm down wagie

Do people actually buy into the whole Perfect and Elegant Maid thing? It's just a title, anon. Sakuya's not some flawless, unflappable super-maid.

>>20231651
Even if she's not actually, she uses timestop to create the impression for us ordinary people. And that's more than good enough for me.

>>20231651
I don't.

>>20231667
How many times a day do you think Sakuya uses her ability to masturbate in front of Remilia without being noticed?

>>20232958
Countless

>>20232958
How many times a day do you pop a boner looking at cute girls that you may or may not be in love with?

>>20235068
Too many to count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqF4YccAlzI

>>20242431
Is Sakuya Jack the Ripper?

>>20244448
Flan is too young for that

Sakuya is a terrible maid

>>20230777
>Not Sakuya
How new are you?
Tajima Yuuki's kink is Sakuya wearing latex.

Sakuya is so cool!!!!

>>20244711
Flanf is 500 years old, she can drink whatever the fuck she wants

>>20245336
*Edgy

>>20245327
>>Not Sakuya
>How new are you?
use Warosu you fag.
Weak digits. Not even worth my NEET Time.

>>20244711
>Flan is too young for that
Yes.
Flan is approximately 495 years young.

>>20248986
>>20244711
Never too young

>>20210960
Fall right back asleep because i already know it's a damn dream to begin with.

>>20250376
Sadly true

what's in the bottle tho

>>20252835
Gin

>>20250376
Don't fight Doremi on the way back Anon. She's a nice Baku.

Is is bad if I search any character's name in Waroseu and see a majority of my own posts no matter the era, old to new, new to old.

This is fucking sad /jp/.

>>20254279
That’s just you I think

>>20210960
Rape the maid

>>20259267
ZA WARUDO!
TOKI WA TOMARE!
Kill this anon. Slowly and painfully. So painfully that he would go mad and wish he were dead as he sits, wasting his days bound to a chair, staring at a wall.

>>20254279
I search images with older timestamps to seem more like an oldfag.

>>20226266
is she even getting paid
what does the scarlet household do to maintain their livelihood

>>20262610
Nope, all unpaid labour

Back at school!

>>20262610
She gets paid with a comfortable place to sleep, more than enough food to sustain her, and the right to interact with Ojou-sama for as long and as often as she wishes.

More than satisfactory I'd think, especially since actual money isn't worth that much in Gensokyo.

Boil some eggs and make her eat them

>>20210960
panic and run away
she's gonna turn me into pastries and tea for her mistress

>>20264296
t. milo

Tuck her in, the poor girl obviously has a cold, someone bring her some warm tea!

>>20210960
strangle her for being a race traitor

All of these shitty posts in Sakuya's thread.
Why must I do everything. It certainly feels that way these days, or maybe that many newfags are rearing their ugly heads so I have to explain more shit that should be common knowledge if they knew what the fuck they're talking about and knew a slick of history in Gensokyo.

>>20266093

>>20219482
Not a chance buddy. I thirst for the maid and my tongue can't be stopped until I quench my thirst

>>20266093
Calm down anon.
Just make a Touhou lore thread or something so you can discuss each cute girls with peace of mind with other fellow Primaries.

Have fun being a secondary for a while, anon-kun~

>>20271176
>for a while,
I mean, from time to time.

>>20264862
You should punish her womb instead.

>>20271176
I want to have fun on /jp/ while talking about my favorite 2hus, not crossie shit.

If I were a secondary, I'd go make 3 other threads jacking off to the same character with no knowledge of who they are or what I'm talking about.

>fellow primaries
Sounds like another wave of elitism.

>>20271176
I want to have fun on /jp/ while talking about my favorite 2hus, not crossie shit.
If I were a secondary, I'd go make 3 other threads jacking off to the same character with no knowledge of who they are or what I'm talking about.

>fellow primaries
Sounds like another wave of elitism.

i’d tell that moeblob bitch to get the fuck out

>>20267688
k

>>20264764
If Sakuya takes care of all the tasks in the mansion, who takes care of her when she's sick?

>>20278280
I do.