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Go learn some polite words you fag

It was a good birthday.
Not thanks to you tho

>>20167540
Here. Have a Seija.

>>20167540
Imagine how fun it would be to bully Seija until she cried.

i want her to butt me with her tiny horns

>>20167540
>doink

>>20174746
They're really sensitive and it'd hurt her more than it'd hurt you.

I like all the Seijas

total antagonist bitch Seija
dumb out of character tsundere Seija
goofy rape doujin bait Seija
wife Seija

but my favorite Seija is the Seija in my heart

>>20181340
That must be the most level bed ever.

>>20182137
How do I get a bed like that?

>>20184549
Step 1: be friends with Seija
Step 2: sleep on Seija's chest

She looks like a goat!

>>20188828
Goats are cute tho

>>20189280
Exactly!

>>20184566
wouldnt this mean she would act like a harmful bacteria since she would do the opposite of what a normal platelet would do?

>>20193913
She'd be a cancer cell. The cutest little cancer cell ever.

>>20194870
so what you are saying is that she will unable to stop herself from reproducing uncontrollably?

>>20171841
No bully! That's not nice!

Seija fumo never

Why do we love Seija so much? All things considered, she's an absolutely detestable youkai among youkai.

>>20205274
she a cute

>>20205274
Her unshakable confidence and pride in herself.

>>20205274
She's not detestable at all. The only thing related to her that could be defined as such is her contrarian Amanojaku nature. But even then I think than if you look beyond that, you will find a very admirable person who's just chasing her life dream at all costs.
She's a weak Youkai but that doesn't stop her from being creative and using whatever tool is accessible to her. Like the Miracle Mallet or the cheat items in ISC.
Her confidence, her skill and cleverness makes for a pretty fun girl that is not only admirable but also really cute.

She's truly the worst

>>20176463
>but my favorite Seija is the Seija in my heart

sugoi--

How would she react to a human confessing to her?

>>20212983
Disgust, apprehension, anger, revulsion, fear, and horror.

>>20213071
Bump.

The best way to hurt to her, is to love her.

>>20214166
But she wouldn't enjoy someone punching or humiliating her.

>>20214525
Seija's just a little annoying brat that likes giving people a hard time. No wonder why people want to bully-love her so much.

>>20214659
Is she actually a brat?
How old is she?

>>20205274
because she wanted to help those who were weak, whether it was Youkai or Humans.

>>20214665
Seija is old enough for stuff.

>>20214768
Stuff?

>>20215337
You know. "Stuff."

>>20215362
Like?

>>20215408
It involves long rolls and salty sauce.

>>20215438
Oh, is that what Amanojaku like?

>>20215454
I'd be surprised to find someone who doesn't like sushi and onions sauce.

>>20215500
Why is she crying? is the sauce too hot?

>>20215505
Gag reflex. Seija is such a messy eater.

>>20215521
Wow, Seija is so nice, helping clean Shimmy like that.

>>20213071

This means she's 100% dere in the bed.

I didn't like Seija too much at first, but she's really grown on me.

>>20219248
It certainly is crazy to believe that my wife Seija was the 30th most popular 2hu this year, which by my standards is still pretty darn good.

>>20219278
>my wife
Excuse me?
That is MY wife you are talking about,

>>20219248
Sauce?

>>20219887
Seija's only in a few pages, it's about Shimmy.
https://exhentai.org/g/1258309/cc11778743/

>>20219951
Oh, too bad, that's a pretty cute Seija.

>>20219286
Anon you must surely be mistaken.

>>20220970
I am 105% right.
She just went shopping for me!

>>20220988
Shows what you know anon. She was dropping off all the crap we just caught in the lake to the market.

>>20220998
That's what you wish tho
We are going to sleep together now!

>>20221012
It's nine in the morning here in Gensokyo though. We were making breakfast and were gonna head out later.

Seija is cute.

>>20221032
That's weird, I just asked her and she has no idea who you are.
You probably got that filthy bakedanuki instead of the real deal like me!

>>20221044
Pretty sure she's the real deal. She even let me touch her in the mallet.

>>20221032
>>20221044
It's Seija, she's playing both of you nerds.

>>20221088
She let me touch her sensitive little cute horns.

>>20221102
She touched me in places. I won't say where.

>>20221099
Totally worth it bro.

>>20221119
Oh yeah? well she touched something really personal! my heart

>>20221153
Maybe anon, the real Seija was the Seija in our hearts all along.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/14451

Sagume's daughter is a tsundere!

Nice thread.

>>20233854

I'm so sorry.

>>20241366
What are you sorry for?

>>20242132

Probably about Seija not being in the first page. She deserves more than the shadows!!

>>20244280
Seija deserved more than the unmarked grave she was buried in. RIP.

>>20244283
Where is this grave located?
I need to do some... stuff there.

Seija will be mine

>>20248294
No, Seija is free like the wind!

You was not able to protect this smile

>>20249162
That smile means someone is suffering

>>20248002
On some small hill near the base of Youkai Mountain. It's kinda along the road to the shrine, so it isn't too much of a hike. Can't imagine anyone wanting to show such a despicable youkai like her some respect.

My wife

>>20250578
Your wife is my onahole's personal back massager, dude.

>>20250589
Shimmy is NOT an onahole! That is a fairy-only title!

Does Seija like to take long baths or does she prefer to stay sweaty and smelly?

Going to bed with my wife!

Already in bed with MY wife!

Seija is not my wife.

Just imagine how awful it'd be to raise half-amanojaku children on the outskirts of the Village.

>>20252973
Seija is clean!

>>20254665

It's awful but someone gotta do it. And that man is me so hands off the seija, fuckers.

>>20255396
>that man is me
Seija is mine you fucker.

How old is she?
Did she come from that Oni world like Shimmy?

>>20259489
It's really hard to say how old Seija is exactly, as youkai tend to live for a very long time until they're killed off, but I don't think it'd be wrong to assume she's leaning on the younger side, as many of the older youkai aren't on familiar terms with her.

Considering she happened upon Shinmyoumaru and stole the mallet, it's possible that she is also from the world of onis (Hell/Old Hell), but considering the target of her rebellion wasn't against the onis, but against the humans of Gensokyo, it's also likely that she had traveled down from Gensokyo, found the mallet, and after learning that only Inchlings can use its true power, sought out the Shining Needle Castle, as amanojaku aren't actually oni, but another kind of youkai after all. What would really help provide clarity in this regard then would be knowing how exactly she had gotten the other youkai in Gensokyo to go along with her rebellion, so I think the fact that none of the rebelling youkai fought in DDC are from the land of oni or are also Inchlings, but various youkai in Gensokyo and tsukumogami granted life by the mallet, it's likely she's a Gensokyo native who, after the events of SA, was able to explore the depths of Gensokyo and delve into the underground where the oni live and eventually find a way to enact her revenge on the strong.

The fact Seija has so little interaction with the oni and youkai from Old Hell is probably indicative that she knows very few people from there and thus wouldn't have been able to rally as much support as she could have from the surface youkai, who she has spent much more time being around (considering she is one of them).

>>20259485
There are two of them, there's clearly enough Seija for everyone. I pick the long haired one!

>>20259565
>The fact Seija has so little interaction with the oni and youkai from Old Hell is probably indicative that she knows very few people from there and thus wouldn't have been able to rally as much support as she could have from the surface youkai
She doesn't know or interact with the surface youkai either. They are just getting affected by her plan and the mallet.
I wish ZUN gave use more info about her.
I wonder if he's been pretending she doesn't exist on purpose just so he can bring her back in a really unexpected way.

>>20259683
I was too late, dang.

I hate her.

How would /jp/ react if she were to come back as a playable character for TH17?

私は鬼人正邪にゃん～

>>20266255
悪の猫ですでにゃん～！

猫猫にゃん～

兎です！！！

>>20266452
とても可愛い！！

meow

>>20266452
>>20267523
Translate weebs

>>20271718
You have to have a basic level of Japanese to post on /jp/, ごめなさい。

>>20265379
It depends on whether she is relevant to the story or not.
I still want to believe ZUN is saving her for something important in the future.

Me with seija.

>>20278458
Silly anon, Seija would never kiss an ugly human like you!

>>20280587
Whiter than you youkai.

>>20280858
You are as white as coal

>>20280976
Get the fuck out you unclean bastard!
Seija is my waifu now

>>20281066
>waifu

>>20281079
My waifu...

>>20281097
Go back there

>>20281111
Where?

Seija can't be anyone else's wife but mine because she's already pregnant with our first child.

>>20282911
Oh, that means is going to be a...
NEWBORN!!!!

>>20282911

>>20286523
Oh man, octuplets. I'm so proud of my wife Seija.

Would you smooch a jaku?

>>20292111
I'd smooch her until our mouths get sore.

Time keeps moving

I miss her

>>20214768

>>20306234
what a fucking cunt.

>>20306351
Shion is pretty bad, yeah.

why?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1543081351802.webm

>>20310083
Seija is as dead as aniki.

>>20310539
She still lives in everyone's heart

I wish Seija had more merchandise.

Seija is the fricking cutest!

>>20314375
There have been newhus that have received their very own fumo before Seija.

>>20315537
>There have been newhus that have received their very own fumo before Seija.

>>20315537
She's not memetic enough among secondaries.

Victory for my queen!

>>20317676

Can Seija be feminine?

>>20318277
My wife Seija is the most feminine.

>>20318322
Bad sameface artist

>>20318326
Happy now?

>>20318346
What a cute tomboy!

>>20320842

Is it wrong that I can't think of any other possible sex situation with her besides rape?

>>20322340
Yes, as Seija is only for slow, sensual loving.

>>20326856
That's unrealistic unless you tie her up and torture her like that. Which is basically rape anywany.

>>20318326
>>20318322

Good sameface artist.

The mother of my future kids.

A terrible daughter can only be a terrible mother

>>20332151
blue seija is cute

>>20341032
don’t cover her horns! they’re cute!

>>20341050
What horns?
I only see 2 cute village girls and their cute little doll.

Seija is a truly messed up individual, which is why she's the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkQsQUTrS0M

DENPA SEIJA

MOE!!! MOE!!!!!

wholesome thread

I wanna rape(love) Seija until she breaks!

>>20357170
oh no

Would Seija ironically enjoy a date with me just to crush my hopes at the very end?

>>20359723
She would deny your orgasm if that's what you're asking.

>>20359785
Would she at least let me put my peepee inside her?

>>20360421
She'd only let you do anal but it'd be like pic related the whole time you're touching her butt.

>>20361868
God how I hate this kind of shitty scenarios and dialogues in porn.

>>20361886
Well duh anon. Only a complete freak would want to put it in the same hole where poop comes from.

>>20361868
Which are they saying?
>If you fuck her shit hole, you're not a human anymore
>If you have normal vaginal sex, you're not a human anymore, so fuck her in the shit hole

>>20364523
The former.

>>20364543
I see. It appears they moved the text bubble from its original position too. No wonder the text flow is all fucked up.

I wanna make healthy human-amanojaku babies with Seija!

>>20366083
They'd be too morally conscious to do evil and too twisted to be good.

>>20174746
I want her butt on me.

>>20221102
I must know which twitterer drew this

>>20367932
/Su_gata

>>20369709
Thanks, anon

This is a very comfy thread~

"I thought it was her birthday."
"I thought it was Christmas."
"I thought it was Valentines Day."
"I thought we were gonna lynch her."

>>20372534
>>20357170
>>20332151
>>20332132
I don't like this artist

>>20372613
Mind telling me why?

>>20372619
I'm not a fan of the gremlin seija image

>>20372620
I see, than I will make sure to post no gremlin Seija.

>>20374492
Mind sharing the link with us?

>>20375031
Why would you want to watch Seija get raped?

>>20375044
Cause I get turn on by it.

>>20375063
Seija is for consensual love only

Seija is a boy
If you like Seija then you are very gay

>>20375031
https://exhentai.org/g/1324183/0044002f71/

>>20375322
Seija is the most precious tomboy in Gensokyo.

I miss her so much.

>>20376950
Where did she go?

>>20377647
To a better place

What sets Seija apart from other 2hus?
She has something that I can't put my fingers on.

>>20378328
you love her

>>20378328
goat horns

>>20378429
>>20379170
Tru

>>20379436
Super cute!

>>20215521
such a shame about Shinmyomaru losing her leg, but the prosthetic has multiple uses, MUL-TI-PLE-U-SES.

>>20378328
Seija has:
-Cute messy hair
-Cute tomboy personality
-Cute little horns
-Cute, all American color scheme of red-white-blue and black for good measure
-Cute, bulliable personality
-Cute bully
-Cute, flat chest
-Cute feet
-Cute, lengthy tongue
-Cute magical dress
-Cute gap moe
She's just the cutest youkai because she's also such a bad person.

>>20381152
>all American color scheme of red-white-blue

I fucking hate her now.

>>20381382
Keep hating, anon. You'll come back.

>>20367375
Just like most of the human population

>>20381152
>she's also such a bad person.
Following your nature doesn't make you bad.

Seija has no sex appeal

>>20383208

oh, so you thought this thread would remain SFW, did you?

>>20387651
Amanojaku cunny!

Seija is NOT for lewds!

Did she manage to slip into the outside world after ISC?

Is there any possible romantic and consensual scenario with Seija? It's pretty sad that the only thing I can think of is just rape.

>>20383208
>no sex appeal
Of course, anon. Seija is so unsexy that it makes my penis really angry and want to bully her.

I guess I'm the only person in the world who loves her.

>>20405509
You love someone who will never love you back.

>>20405522
Just like real life!

>>20176463
Seija IS a canon tsun!

Why people say Seija is not a good person? She is! Am I missing something?

>>20405623
Tell me why she a good person.

>>20405629
She's cute (important) and she wants to avenge the weak! Also she's cute.

>>20405640
She doesn't want to avenge anyone.
Her real goal to overturn society over and over again until she dies.

>>20405645
Sounds fair to me. When the weak become strong and the strong become weak, she's going to turn the weak who became strong into weaklings again.

>>20405651
It's dumb, it's stupid and I love it

>>20405665
It's a logic you need a very high IQ to understand.

>>20405665
Seija is perhaps one of the pure-hearted, sincere youkai you'll ever meet despite her being extremely duplicitous, conniving, and manipulative nature. It's because of how unabashedly she obeys her nature as an amanojaku and how unbridled she is in order to pursue her dream perfectly encapsulates her extremely contradictory nature of an eternally transient rebel against the very nature of order itself. Her morality isn't so much a black and white thing as it is a cyclical serpent that eats its own tail. She's both a champion and an antagonist to all, as that is the nature of an amanojaku.

>>20405704
She's a good character. Top tier 2hu.

>>20405728
Seija is the cutest and the bestest 2hu. I hope she becomes a playable character in the next fighting game or a midboss in a new main game.

>>20395654
>Is there any possible romantic and consensual scenario with Seija?
Depends if you consider hypnosis or mind break consensual or romantic in any way. Pretty much nothing short of convincing her to fight her nature as an amanojaku will even give you a fighting chance at being friends with her, let alone being in a loving, consensual relationship with her. Giving her hugs, kisses, and showing admiration, adoration, and love to her probably causes her physical, emotional, and psychological pain, especially since youkai in general are particularly weak to non-physical attack, so (trying) to have slow sex with Seija involving lots of hugging, kissing, and confessions of love would probably end up killing her.

>>20405735
She's my second best 2hu, losing only to Chen, and she'd definitely be a go-to should she be playable.

>>20405764
Horrible. Even holding hands can't be helped?

>>20405801
I imagine holding hands would be like having her arms catch on fire for her.

>>20405830
But wouldn't she really like it if you did nasty stuff to her? Saying she's worthless and you hate her, calling her names, maybe (god why) using violence on her? Of course it will be hell of painful to (you), but still, maybe she'll be happy.

>>20407195
That would hurt her even more if she found out you are doing it on purpose.
Using violence wounldn't make her happy either because she's not a masochist. There's just no winning move to earn her.

>>20405764
>A slow death by rape
Is there a better end?

>>20407290
Oh, come on. But I'm not giving up!

How can you know she's not a secret M, though?

>>20407449
She didn't like it when people were trying to capture her.
If she were, she would get caught on purpose and be a massive slut.

>>20407455
Hmm, yeah. And she is no slut.

>>20407494
She liked it at first, but it became annoying to her towards the end.
What I'm trying to say is that she is not a masochist, otherwise she would let people capture and torture her.

>>20407290
Also I'd never let her find out my super secret plan.

>>20407505
I got what you'd meant.

>>20407508
Make a fat girl with cowtits cosplay as her and pretend that she's become your wife?

>>20407505
Also if she let herself get caught she would not be able to pursue her ambition anymore, this is a reason too I guess.
>>20407519
Nah.

>>20407535
A masochist person who's trying so hard to overthrow the strong doesn't make much sense.

>>20407550
I agreed that my point that she was a M was mistaken, yea.

Comfy.

amanojacute

I want to amanojakulate inside of her!

>>20413278
Das gay

>>20413278
Seija's horns are too short to be handles.

>>20413356
Do you think her cute little horns are sensitive?

>>20414009
Very, which is why you shouldn't touch them because it'd be very embarrassing for her, especially if you were to do that in public.

Posts that are ok: mentioning how cute is Seija.

Posts that are not ok: lewding Seija

>>20414342
I love how cute Seija is and her cute clitoris-like horns!

>>20414342
Oh no!!!

>>20414672
Seija is SMOL!

Seija's mom is very pretty and has a fluffy wing

Ama
no
jaku

Who's ama?

>>20422388
Amanozako, who is the basis of the amanojaku. Amanosagume/Ame-no-Sagume is another name of Amanozako.
>Amanozako’s hideous appearance is matched only by her foul, contrarian temper. She loves to go against the crowd, and does exactly the opposite of what is expected. She frequently possesses the hearts of humans, causing clever people to become overly proud and haughty, or foolish people to lose control over their tempers.
Ame-no-Sagume herself plays a role in the story of Amewakahiko, wherein she persuades Amewakahiko to shoot down a pheasant, who turned out to be a messenger from the heavens sent down to find out why Amewakahiko had not returned, which eventually lands at the feet of Amaterasu and Takami-wasubi, whereupon Amaterasu angrily throws the arrow back down to the Earth, killing Amewakahiko.

>>20425907
Seija needs to watch who she sticks her tongue out at, they might just put it in their mouth and bully hers with their own.

>>20429608

>>20422388
I loved amanojaku in Ghost Stories

>>20422388
Amai
no
jaku

Stop humiliating the jaku!

Donate to this precious jaku!

ISC2 NEVER EVER

>>20433633
How did Seija even survive in Gensokyo all this time prior to DDC? Surely someone would've gotten tired of her shit and killed her long before then?

>>20433854
She came from the world of onis alongside shinmyoumaru.
I'm sure she grew up on a harsh society that shaped her up to be like that even without taking in consideration her amanojaku nature.

>>20435656
>She came from the world of onis alongside shinmyoumaru.
*probably

It's not confirmed, just makes sense.

>>20435685
How else would she had found out about the mallet and shimmy?

>>20433633
*whips it out*
*whips up donation*

>>20435697
The mallet legend is a famous one; everyone knows what it is.

>>20436887
Yet Seija was the one who actually found it.

>>20436892
We have no idea how she found it, how she found out about the power of the Mallet, and how she made her way to the Inverted Castle while it was still buried deep within the land of oni. We don't even know if the Inverted Castle was buried within Old Hell, New Hell, or Hecatia's Hells or if New Hell and Hecatia's Hells are the same thing. They're related as Shiki knows Hecatia's one of the leaders of the Ministry of Right and Wrong, but whether the various Hells are all under her jurisdiction or if she only controls a large portion of the realms of Hell (due to being three people), no one can say for sure.

If Seija was an inhabitant of (Old) Hell, she'd obviously be more keen on the ins and outs of the place and would have an easier time finding the Inverted Castle and would know which oni currently owned the mallet and figure a way to steal it. We just know very little about who she knows prior to DDC that we can't establish much about her origins.

>>20437446
If makes more sense for her to be from the same oni world.
Being from Gensokyo gives her a lot of disadvantages for finding the mallet, the castle and the princess

ama

>>20439585
no

>>20440845
ja

>>20441998
ku!

>>20201725
cute onahole