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What are Kaguya's Five Impossible Requests?

>>20163535
1) Enuff dakka
2) A Devil May Cry game that was releases after the 4th part, but before the 5th
3) Eating a bowl full of eggs
4) Defeating the gazebo
5) Finding a girlfriend

slut

i want to drink kaguya's fermented urine

ooooooooh how i crave it

richest girl in gensokyo

>>20163535
Original Story/Imperishable Night Easy/Normal Mode
1. The Shakyamuni Buddha's stone begging bowl
2. A jeweled branch from the mythical island of Hourai
3. The legendary robe of the fire rat of China
4. A brilliantly colored jewel from a dragon's neck
5. A cowrie shell born from swallows

Imperishable Night Hard/Lunatic Mode
1. A "Buddhist diamond"
2. Jeweled branch of Hourai (same)
3. A "salamander shield"
4. A "brilliant dragon bullet"
5. A "life spring" (spring of life?)

New Impossible Requests (Shoot the Bullet)
1. The seamless ceiling of Kinkakuji
2. ??? (presumably the bejeweled hourai branch since it can't be replaced.
3. Lunar ilmenite
4. The red stone of Aja
5. Mysterium

She seems to hoard a variety of rare objects. She also has moon rocks, the flag that the humans planted on the moon, a lunar rover, eternally shining kimono, flying ox carts, garments that allow the body to fly, ancient mochi pounding hammers and mortars, a vulcan cannon, a planck bomb, a lunar tank, books of lunar history, documents of divine medicine/mathematics/philosophy, and an assortment of grimoires among many other things I'm sure.

super slut

>>20165056
NEET slut

>>20164021
i bet it tastes salty

>>20164969
half of those seem unwieldy and nonsensical for a princess

Syamu gamu!

>>20165216
In the original story these requests were a way to politely tell suitors to go fuck themselves.

i want to brush her beautiful hair

>>20166428
Who doesn't?

>>20164969
>The seamless ceiling of Kinkakuji
Kaguya must be stronger than she looks to throw a whole ceiling at Aya

Good morning!

>>20164969
>She seems to hoard a variety of rare objects
Aren't some of her treasures implied to be ordinary junk or counterfeits the bumpkins of Gensokyou wouldn't be able to tell the difference?

>>20172493
> some random farmer takes out his trash
> suddenly Kaguya jumps out of garbage can with a boot in her teeth
> hisses and growls at dude and runs away

Careful when looking at it now!

>>20172695
Who are they T-posing at?

>>20172695
A majestic solar eclipse

>>20172493
>implied
Aya calls some of them fake then Kaguya tells Aya that she's the same kind of person who believes the Earth is flat. Anyway, it's stated in GoM that Kaguya uses those rare magic objects in order to create her danmaku, so they're probably real.

>>20174378
I always love this style of drawing with lots of pure black and girls look really asian. Not sure what it's called or how to find more though.

Good morning!

ultra NEET slut

NEET

kaguya's sweet neet feet!

Becoming the neet princess' pet!

kaguya is a sheltered little girl and not a woman

>>20180996
that's canonically wrong in both the original tale and in touhou

>>20164969
Kaguya is high cost high maintenance as fuck

My princess!

>>20181043
What is your problem?

>>20181043

>>20181184
>>20181243
why do facts make you so mad?

>>20181357
>implying
How about you try and think of an argument?
I'll wait.

>>20181155
Ewww she eats her boogers

>>20181400
Who the fuck are you quoting? And there is no argument, only facts. Kaguya turns from a small baby that could fit into bamboo shoot to a full blown mature woman quickly in the story because she's an alien. In the end, she goes back to the moon as a full grown woman. In Touhou she's already been to the moon and back. Additonally, in Touhou, she already got past the point in her life where she refused her suitors with impossible requests. She's a mature princess in the story and in Touhou. Fuck off back to plebbit with your shitty headcanons.

>>20181400
Whom quote?

>>20181458
so it took you about 20 minutes of wiki surfing to come up with that?
Loli kaguya is CANON kaguya you bumbling angry little secondary.
I think it is you who should go back, since between the both of us you were the first to mention plebbit and it is likely your natural place of habitat.

>>20181489
>so
It was you who asked for concrete evidence, retard. Kill yourself.
>20 minutes
Unlike you I don't check this thread every second. So you're just gonna ignore the evidence like the childish retard you are? And you, who misused the quote function, are calling me a secondary for correcting your shitty headcanon with facts? Fuck off newfag.

>>20181400
Who are you quoting?

>>20181512
nice are you quoting yourself now?
very convenient excuses, otherwise you don't have an argument.
your false headcanons aren't evidence, dubbing them evidence doesn't make it evidence that's nonsense, and your sperg anger indicates a serious lack of confidence and perhaps even a mental disorder.

>>20181573
I was quoting your post. Pretending to be retarded won't do you good. It just makes you look retarded. It's not a headcanon that Kaguya already past her impossible request phase. It's in the print works. That happened when she was already mature and that was before Imperishable Night. I refuse to further fuel your troll flames with (you)s anymore. Loli Kaguya is a shit headcanon. It's not funny. Continue playing the retard card though.

>>20181639
>now this thing states that i was pretending as if it wasn't.
projecting much are you now anon?
> Pretending to be retarded won't do you good. It just makes you look retarded
it's as if you are calling others dumb but ignore the fact that you are dumb yourself.
Here's a (You).

Good morning!

>>20181155
Healthy habit

Posting that artist who self inserts himself molesting a lolified Kaguya is pathetic.

>>20181043
>the original tale
She came out of a piece of bamboo the size of a thumb. She is nothing if not a little girl.

>>20184428
I mentioned that in a further reply, please read the thread before making dumb assumptions. And Kaguya in the story was a full blown mature woman during the impossible request scene. The Kaguya in Touhou is already past that point in her life. Please stop being willfully ignorant.

>>20184961
>please read the thread before making dumb assumptions
Someone seems to think their posting is so important that it's required reading to ITT.

>Please stop being willfully ignorant.
It's called a "joke", anon. I'm wondering, somewhat worriedly, why it is you think you're telling people something they don't already know that Kaguya neither stayed peanut sized in legend nor is she a loli in IN, or why you are so angrily adamant about it all.

Please stop making Kaguya disgusted in what a pedantic, self important, humorless pissant you are, kudasai, onegaishimasuyone~

>>20185044
*to post ITT

>>20185044
>>20185054
Pretending to be stupid isn't a very funny joke

So this is the state of Kaguya threads, infighting galore; as expected of a whiny princess.

>>20184121
>implying you don't want to self insert as a kaguya loli
>>>/v/ is that way

>>20186585
Who are you quoting?

>>20186591
you mad

>>20180996
>>20181184
>>20181243
>>20181400
>>20181489
>>20181573
>>20181669
>>20185044
>>20186585
>>20186615
it would seem my services are required here.

Princess naizuri

>>20186750
They require extra large enemas with tabasco sauce, methinks.

princess slut

smelly neet

>>20199556

Good morning!

LOVE

>>20216546
Punch

>>20163535
Making me attractive to girls.

Kaguya is the comfiest 2hu

Is she a chinkhu?

>>20231981
Kaguya is Japanese as Japanese gets.

>>20232031
Aren’t lunarians meant to be Chinese though? Is Kaguya a filthy dogeater?

>>20231880
>Reimu replenish her Luck by hugging Tewi

nice

>>20231981
No.

>>20232056
Only Chang'e. Also the Chinese don't eat dogs, only Koreans. Taiwanese eat a species of wild dog but not domesticated dogs.

>>20233004
>Also the Chinese don't eat dogs, only Koreans.
That's even worse!

Bumping with more Kaguya. YEET for the NEET!