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MASSIVE wine racks

Icy sandal footjobs!

>>20158734
For some reason I see her wielding a katana.

>>20158734
What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE Age!

I want more monster girls with big feet

>>20158753
She's pretty much just Baiken.

New commission

>>20158623
If KC wanted nothing to do with horsepussy, he would;ve just given centaurs frontpussies only.

>>20158744
sounds pointy

>>20158765
You need to teach her how to eat ice cream cones properly, she's getting it everywhere!

>>20158734
Why are tabi socks so sexual?

>>20158762
Just without all the unattractive parts.

>>20158784
Wow, rude.

>>20158784
you're almost as terrible as ASW is at writing a coherent plot

>>20158784
>Baiken got unattractive parts
???

>>20158790
I'm not into missing limbs or whatever you'd call her personality. The fact that GG can't give its girls good looking bodies doesn't help either, it's not quite as bad as Street Fighter but they have weird ass proportions with huge hands and feet.

>>20158754
Tsurara-chan and Ice Queen-chan in a deadpan ice pun contest!

>>20158762
>Baiken
That's it. I knew I had seen her somewhere else

>>20158806
you dont find dizzy good looking at least? or ramlethal

>>20158783
You tell me.

>>20158734
Imagine hugging that spiky girl. Would she melt?

>>20158806
Hey fuck you man, Jack'o has the goods.

>>20158813
It would be extremely loving.

>>20158778
There's nothing wrong with being a bit messy.

>>20158810
Nope, especially since Xrd's artstyle can't produce anything attractive looking. Especially Ram is just comical with all the foot focus when her feet look like flippers.

>>20158823
For both of us.

>>20158823
She's a sensitive girl.

>>20158762
She's one member of an entire species.

Dorky MG that are shy about sex!

>>20158812
I don't know, what's why I'm asking.

>>20158844
What's your point? She still looks like Baiken, or a bunch of Bleach's characters.

>>20158757
Big feet are literally the most unattractive feature a girl can have.

>>20158734
Yandere or Tsundere?

How long are unagi joros from head to tail-tip?

>>20158864
25-30 ft.

Here's our two articles from the necromancy section for today. From MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39

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Talk Wisp

Difficulty: 1 out of 3
Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

A spell for listening to the voices of the souls of the dead. It enables communication with the “souls” of living things, a normally ungrantable wish. The caster can only converse with the souls that exist in the surroundings, and the conversation is conducted entirely in the caster's mind without any vocal utterances.

Souls gripped by deeply rooted delusional postmortem obsessions that have become specters will sometimes unilaterally attempt to initiate conversations with necromancers, but most of the time in such instances they cannot hear the necromancer’s voice. The fact is that this spell enables bilateral communication by creating a mana link between the soul of the necromancer and the soul of the deceased. The souls of the dead basically have both memories from when they were alive as well as memories after death and disembodiment. Sometimes the dead remember things about past events involving those still currently alive that no one else could ever possibly find out. They can serve as witnesses to history, and it's even possible to acquire valuable knowledge about technology, magic, etc. that has been lost to the past; however, their memories from during their lifetimes are shaky, and sometimes they may not even be able to recall the past, this is particularly evident in the case of ancient souls that have been abiding in the world of the living for ages.

This spell itself is the first step in necromancy. Any necromancer can communicate with the dead extremely easily; however, whether or not they can get through to them is an entirely separate issue. Many of the souls that remain in the world of the living happen to be psychotically deranged due to lingering regrets, attachments, obsessions, etc., so even if one's words reach them, the conversation may not work out in some cases. Unfortunately, conversing with such souls places a tremendous burden on the caster's mind.

Additionally, the voices of the dead can speak directly to the human soul, naturally entering the mind just like in the case of a god's voice, and it's not uncommon for them to exert huge influence over the mentality of necromancers. Most of the souls abiding in the world of the living are “in the process of transforming” into monsters such as “ghosts (Encyclopedia I – p.162)”, or “will o' wisps (Encyclopedia II – p. 118)”, etc. Having repeated conversations with them is sure to contaminate even the caster's mind with their obscene delusions and passions, and there are even times when the necromancer will hallucinate that the dark desires of the deceased are her own, which causes her mind to grow lewder and lewder over time. What's more, it is not uncommon for women to delve into necromancy with the intention of “just hearing his voice”, but when the voice of their dead lover reverberates directly within their very soul, it exacerbates their obsession with him, eventually even culminating in a degree of loving attachment and clinginess that would be considered mentally ill by human standards, so many become psychologically like half-way there to being monsters. Even if at first “they just wanted to hear his voice”, they will surely arrive at the forbidden art (p. 102).

“Ufu... Ufufu... I've always wanted to be like this with you...
That girl taught me...”
~a romantically obsessed necromancer~

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Translation note:

“Living things” in the second sentence may seem like a contradiction, but appears to be meant in the sense that these souls are those which originally belonged to living things, which one assumes would imply that there are other souls that belong to things that were originally never alive to begin with, like spirits dwelling in mountains and rivers and such. The word for living thing there, 生き物 ikimono, means life in the sense of biological life or animal life. 死した者 shishita mono "people who died" was simply translated as "the dead" here.

>>20158864
Depends on how tall their hubby is. She needs to be able to wrap him at least 3 times around. One loop for arms, one for waist, one for legs.

>>20158869
Sign me the fuck up. Can one be as big as that eel from Mario 64?

>>20158871
Call Ghost

Difficulty: 1 out of 3
Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

A spell to summon wandering souls before the caster. This spell is used to summon the souls of specific individuals designated as targets, and undead that developed from souls such as “ghosts”, etc. can also be summoned. It's one of the most elementary necromancy spells, but this spell should not be used recklessly without a clear purpose in mind because it is difficult to deal with souls that linger in the mortal world, especially in the case of those that are seized by deep-rooted delusions.

Souls that linger in the land of the living are essentially tormented by feelings that went unfulfilled, and when summoned souls visit the caster, they expect something in return. Therefore, they consider it an unforgivable outrage if they're summoned for no reason and sent back with nothing, and it's highly likely that the soul's wrath will be incurred. Upset them, and one may be cursed to continuously suffer the same torturous feelings of unfulfillment as the dead, or one may be haunted until the soul's lingering regrets are resolved, etc. Furthermore, if the caster is male and he has summoned a monster such as a “ghost”, then on top of being haunted, he'll end up as her partner and have his essence continuously wrung out of him and slurped up for eternity. Should such consequences be undesirable, then after summoning, one ought to at least hear what the spirit has to say with “talk wisp (p.101)”. It will probably be better if all one has to do is listen to the soul go on and on grumbling about her former life.

On the other hand, if the necromancer promises to fulfill the soul's lingering regrets, then the soul summoned can even be employed as a servant. Among them, in addition to “ghosts” and “will-o-wisps”, souls that are in the process of transforming into monsters can also easily be convinced to cooperate by promising them husbands. In fact most of the individuals who comprise the armies of the dead that attack human cities and savagely violate human men were bound into servitude through such promises. However, in the event that the necromancer is unable to keep his word, naturally, he'll wind up suffering a commensurately severe retaliation or be eternally imprisoned by the pleasure of being milked of essence.

What's more, souls that remain in the mortal realm due to having died only a short time ago or due to having deep regrets can easily be summoned even from a place far removed. On the other hand, in the case of souls that have already been invited to the netherworld and no longer reside in the land of the living, one must borrow the power of “Hel”, goddess of life and death, in order to summon them. In other words, it is absolutely necessary to become an adherent of the goddess Hel and receive a powerful blessing from her, so any necromancer capable of summoning the souls of the dead back from the netherworld will no longer be a human being by that point.

“Oh, unrequighted soules congregated before me...
I swere on my name that ye schal haveth eternal mates...
Let me watch as your souls are defiled by pleasure...?”

~a lich necromancer binding ghosts into servitude~

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These are the basics, we'll be getting into the meat of necromancy tomorrow.

Would you?

What girls, outside the cat types and dormouse, would snuggle up with a napping man?

>>20158859
Somewhere, a troll accidentally drops a home-cooked pie onto the ground as she takes it out of the oven.

What is going on here?

>>20158734
Exclusively for 逆転無し

>>20158771
You messed up.

>>20158886
Yes for both of them.

>>20158887
A cute Baph

>>20158887

shorter list is 'who wouldn't' desu

>>20158889
Wife wrestling gone wrong.

>>20158894
A floofy baphomet?

>>20158887
Anything mofu. A lich might also do it and claim it's for research reasons. A hellhound also could and act tsun about it when you wake up covered in soot.

>>20158876
wouldnt that be ABIT too long anon? the poor girl would need alot of space to move around

>>20158884
>It will probably be better if all one has to do is listen to the soul go on and on grumbling about her former life.

Is this why liches always look so bored/out of it?

>>20158898
>Huge tier muscled oni trying to sneak into anons bed.

>>20158887
A Kobold!

>>20158871
>>20158884
Awesome, thank you. Now I know what I have to do if the portals open, to find my cute Wisp wife.

>>20158888
Trolls deserve to be exterminated.

>>20158909

not sure why, but this came to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjIY-j8Yyw

>>20158860
Yandere!

>>20158860
Sadodere.

>>20158930
Wow, rude.

>>20158884
>“Oh, unrequighted soules congregated before me...
>I swere on my name that ye schal haveth eternal mates...
>Let me watch as your souls are defiled by pleasure...?”
Shirokuto uses this same form of archaic speach doesn't she?
>These are the basics, we'll be getting into the meat of necromancy tomorrow.
Fuck yeah.

>>20158889
The thick should fear the thicker.

>>20158886
Only if the Pharaoh is still acting like one

>>20158956
Remember that, in a harem, one girls must exemplify soft thick and the other must be muscled thick.

>>20158939
She would be a pretty good Yandere. She's got those predatory eyes and body language that seems to say shes all you need.
>>20158946
What's that?

>>20158900
Most likely.
Careful though, she's still a monster all the same.

Tsuraras sure are lewd, licking their own icicles like that

>>20158976
Best bapho.

>>20158976
Of course.
She's gonna get daikid

Lich-san, Lich-san!
How can i tell if my stomach hurts from eating too much or if my stomach and headache are from not eating?

I want a thorny rose Alraune to lovingly torment me with her thorns!

I wanna be taken by a jinko and be a cuddle slave for life!

>>20158981
That's a really cute Tsulala. Good work nano.

Do kind of want to see guilty gear girls as monsters now

>>20158995
I feel emasculated by girls that are bigger than me. Especially if they also have big claws/paws.

>>20159006
Arent Most of them monsters in some way?

>>20158995
I wouldn't mind it if she was a super tall, super buff jinko.

>>20159013
The best kind of Jinko

>>20158976
>>20158894
I want a floofy thick hipped bapho to snuggle me while sleeping

>>20159026
That they are.
Give me the big buff snuggle chuff!

>>20158968
>What's that?
Nagatoro

>>20159010
There is literally nothing wrong with big girl fluff cuddles.

>>20159006
there this and a pic of Baiken as a salamander somewhere
>>20159011
Baiken, jam, the girl inside heyun and technically millia are all human, may is human but theres something strange about the japanese in the setting IIRC
Dizzy and the valentines are all bioweapons with jacko valentine being originally justice who was once human
No one really knows what I-no is. if the do then I for one have forgotten

>>20159031
She needs meat from you though

>>20159045
That why i'd work to supply her with large quantities of prime beef, pork, and other meats!
She'll get so much meat that wendis will be in awe of her!

>>20159039
Going by the hat and elphelts thirst for marriage, wouldn't wererabbit have been a better choice?
Also what's the deal with millia?

>>20159039
>No one really knows what I-no is. if the do then I for one have forgotten
She is a living bundle of information embodying humanity's collective wish for a brighter future, or something like that. She used to genuinely enjoy helping people and worked to improve her ruined world only to see it all undone every time, which turned her into the bitch we all know now.

>>20159048
Does she eat it raw?

>>20159095
Nope, its cooked properly for her.
I'm not feeding her raw meat, she gets it right

>>20159039
I wish i could see salamander baiken with the full Xrd design
fuckin love her and millia
>>20159067
>what's the deal with millia?
She has a thingy in her based on the same thing eddie is that allows her to do her hair thing

>>20158993

What is the perfect middle ground between "conservative" Order armor and skimpy Makai Knight armor?

>>20159067
Millia had a forbidden spell cast on her that gave her something called Angra and it lets her use her hair as a weapon.

>>20159138
Ornate dress armor with lots of frills.

>>20159151

>now we're posting wife-stank

>>20159151

>>20159136
I said lovingly.

I want to strike it big in not-japan and get monster girl courtesans showing up to try and get in my good graces!
Going to subtly put out rumors I like them buff.

>>20159124
So would that make hairjobs from Millia weird then? That already annoyed me with Filia, I'm sick of getting blueballed with prehensile hair girls.

>>20159181
Unless the Revelator story says anything about it, Angra is nowhere near sentient (it was driving her bloodnut crazy at one time but that plot point was apparently forgotten)

>>20159201
>tfw no weird double hair parasite hairjob art with Millia and Filia

>>20159160

>>20158887
Sandworm.

You're entire day you're pretty much snuggled up with her since you'd be spending most, if not all, your time in her mouth. Even if you're not cuddled up with her tongue, I think it still counts as being snuggled up since you'd be laying down in her mouth, and by definition, you'd be snuggling up with the side of the mouth. Sandworms are the cuddliest, snuggliest, and comfiest of them all.

>Smaller and weaker mamono healing her big warrior husband who has PTSD
>He clings to her in bed when it is at its worst

>>20159252
Stop that squid, she has my nose!

>>20159160
The point of that image is that they smell normal though.

Do you prefer your demons to come in cherry or blueberry?

>>20159304
Yes.
Green is also an option

>>20159304
God I fucking wish I had Scanty and Kneesocks as my wives.

>>20159304
Blueberry>=grape>cherry>=vanilla

Kiss the tree.

>>20159353
Gonna water that tree, use her to get maple syrup, and make lots of little saplings

>>20159353
>EMG
no

>>20159353
Where?

This but with an oni or a jinko
I need it.

>>20159353
I'd rather kiss this tree.

>>20159252
I don't want calamari to be my big sister.

>>20159382
Too bad.

>>20159353
Is EMG really that dead?

>>20159362
>KC Dryad

There's something in dire need of better art

Swimsuit dark elves.

>>20159429
It's getting too cold for swimsuits anon.

>>20159432
I'd like to see a steamy hellhound posing in a risque swimsuit mid-blizzard.

My kiki is the best maid ev

>>20159444
I want a kiki head meido with massive tats.

>>20159429
God I love Dark Elves.

>>20159456
FAT.

>>20159456
Clothing like that can't be very comfortable.

>>20159484
>>20159456
I'd still dick them.

>>20159484
I long for the day that this garbage gets the same thread treatment as EMG
Fucking fatfags

>>20159484
tfw Oga will never do this to me

>>20159259
Size difference is the best in both directions.

>>20159456
Around elves, watch yourselves.

Best Harem:
>Cheshire Cat
>Dormouse
>Jabberwock
>Jubjub
You get one of each suit. You have a wide variety of personality types, and they're all kinky, one more than the others, enough to fulfill whatever desire you have.

How much damage do you think monster girl lolis could cause if they came to our world? How long would it take for people to realize they aren't actually children? Would you date a loli monster girl? If so, what race would you like her to be?

Hey anon want to play some Escalators and Eels?

>>20159503
This picture is vore.

>>20159504
Familiars are cunning predators and I would have little defense against one hooking my arm with hers and dragging me off somewhere.

>>20159515
You mean Stairs and Serpents?

>>20159515
She escalates my eel if you know what I mean.

>>20159504
>asks about lolis
>posts grown woman

>>20159515
>>20159529

>>20159504
>How long would it take for people to realize they aren't actually children?
A lot of them actually are, though.

>>20159537
>>20159537
Honestly, I just don't have many good Monster Girl lolis.

>>20159528
Nah, I think he meant Life and Kobolds.

>>20159488
Just don't dick Raika and you're solid.

Miia's birthday is soon

>>20159550
No doggo dicking.

>>20159567
Don't let the Kobolds hear you say that anon, they'd be so sad!

>>20159515
I want to play stretch the womb.

>>20159572
Kobolds are not doggos, they are cute girls.

>>20159557

Anyone know any good MGE stories?

Doppel is best waifu.

>>20159587
Go back to /e/

>>20159587

>>20159583
There are a lot of them, what in particular are you looking for?

>>20159497

>doing tongue twisters in her tuna taco with her thighs wrapped around your head

whoo boy

>>20159429
Fucking thank you for posting this. I was looking for a sample pic of my waifu's color palette for commissions and I couldn't seem to find a good example.

>>20159614
I've enough Monster Girl Saga that i just want Something laid back and lewd and if it's possible, a series and not just a one off. But if that's possible, i'd accept a one shot.

>>20159613
oh yes

>>20159522
I don't see it.

>>20159627
I may be biased, but I'm partial to Perentie's stories. Don't think any count as series, though one is several chapters long. https://pastebin.com/u/Perentie

>>20159522
I don't know if it is or not. I just grabbed it from the /d/ booru, but none of the tags mentioned vore though.

>>20159615
If I try to sneak a finger in her butt will she break my hand with the butt clench?

>>20159631
>>20159645
It was drawn for a vore request
https://narodii.tumblr.com/post/178964378685/

>>20159637
>Don't think any count as series
Why wouldn't they? I see "series" as something with more then one entry. Also thanks.

>>20159537
Imagine.

>>20159653
God, why do vorefags have to shit everything up?

EMGniggers should go back to their own threads.

>>20159645
What were you even doing on /d/ booru you fucking mongoloid

>>20159653
So? You wouldn't know that just from looking at the picture itself.

>>20159652

good luck getting the plug out first

>>20159667

to be fair
everything turns to shit after it's been eaten

>>20159668
You sometimes find some MGE related content there. Some vanilla, some not so. But don't act like a lot of people here don't venture into /d/ material and worse. We just don't talk about it here to keep the thread clean.

>>20159676
A lot of fetish pictures are relatively inconspicuous at first glance, this doesn't mean they aren't tainted.

>>20159681
Fuck off.

>>20159677
Oga is the best oni character in any series. Prove me wrong.

>>20159690
You gotta be able to separate the fetish from the image. To me, it just looks like she's hungry from some cock.

>>20159697
A girl should not literally be eating your cock, anon

>>20159697
Nah, go away you fucking degenerate.

>>20159702
You know what I mean. She wants to suck you cock until your balls are empty.

>>20159706
Leave.

>>20159667

>>20159702
>literally be eating
Children are not allowed to post here.

>>20159724
Is something wrong with my post

You all act like MGE doesn't cater to nearly every fetish imaginable.

>>20159730
Most adults understand that being "hungry" for something doesn't necessarily mean you actually want to eat it.

>>20159747
Fuck off nigger. You are not welcome here.

>>20159747
I'm not them and I personally enjoy some non thread appropriate fetishes like the chaos transformation aspect of certain breeds but liking something and posting them in these threads which have specific established boundaries on what is and isn't isn't accepted are two different things.

>inb4 pickles

>>20159747
Pretty sure it doesn't cater to the kind of vore /d/fags enjoy.

>>20159773
I know it's been three days bud you aren't supposed to acknowledge it dumbass.

>>20159779
Like you can stop it. Like you can stop anything. All you can do is read, comment, and insult. Nothing more.

>>20159792
The correct course of action is R&I. Now fuck off, ok?

>>20159751
looks like somebody got a case of the Salty Mondays™

>>20159798
Thank you for proving me right.

>>20159798
The trouble is that it seems like the mods never actually permaban anyone-they just delete the posts and call it a day, leaving the shitposters free to strike again.

>>20159813
I mean, in the case in question ignoring is definitely the best option.

>>20159813
Doesn't help that you can only report so much before your shut out and the shitposters continue unopposed.

Let's settle this.

>straight hair
>shaggy/spiky
>braids
>curls
>wavy/sexhair
>dreadlocks
>other

>brown
>blonde
>red
>black
>white
>impossible/pastel
>other (elemental/non-hair)

>>20159817
I don't think that applies if you've got a jew pass, I've never encountered that.

>>20159769
I understand that, but the image was originally posted without any mention of vore in it. Didn't even know it was vore related. It wasn't until anon said it was and sperged about it that it became an issue.

Sometimes you gotta be able to separate the fetish from the image. You'll find a lot more art enjoyable that way if you crop out things that are unpleasant.

>>20159776
The only thing that's off-limits in MGE are NTR and guro, so as long as it doesn't fit into those categories, it's possible.

>>20159816
No it's fucking not. Ignoring it just makes them feel welcome here.

>>20159829
Vore is basically guro anon.

>>20159824
Straight-long-hair, jet black and soft to the touch with a soft non-perfume but clean scent.

>>20159829
Fuck off already you absolute fucking retard. Go back to where you came from because you're sure as shit not from here.

>>20159845

>>20159845
I'd rather not get into that discussion here, but there are some types that are and others that aren't. Sandworms would classify as safe type of vore.

Best Vampire.

>>20159859
>dat nip slip

How about we talk about something nice like dicking loli monsters instead?

>>20159851
I've been around here for roughly four years anon.

>>20159867
That grape snek looks a little too butch for my tastes.

>>20159850
You got some good-ass taste.

My girl has white hair in a long, loose braid that smells like spruce needles.

>>20159871
>lying

>>20159829
Wouldn't you say snuff is also off-limits, at least for modern age MGE monsters?

>>20159871
Fuck off you cancerous faggot.

>>20159865
I want to 'burn' a loli Witch at my 'stake'!

>>20159884

>>20159880
You got good taste too anon. White hair is god-tier taste but I've always had a think for black hair.

>>20159895
Is it snuff if you simply change to living as an undead?

>>20159904
That depends entirely on your level of play acting anon.

>>20159904
That depends on whether you accept KC's definition of the undead.

>>20159884
Of course it's off limits. Snuff = death. Monster girls specifically try to avoid killing even if it puts them at risk. They only resort to extreme measures if their lives or their husband's life is on the line. Doesn't matter if they're modern age or not. In general MGE tries to avoid pain and suffering.

>>20159909
>>20159910
Go away.

>>20159883
Nah, I even remember the newest girl to come out when I first got into monster girls, akaname. Originally stumbled across MGE through some shitty roll game on /b/ called Monster Girl Survival Allies.

>>20159913

>MGE version of Pinhead

>Lament Configuration is now a Rubix Cube

>Solve it and you get a hug

>>20159935
Sure you did you shitposting faggot. Go take your vore fetish back to cripplechan

>>20159824
Black hair, Twin braids.

>>20159900
For me they're neck and neck. Straight black hair was my #1 for a long time. Now I really like the idea of brushing and braiding her long white hair for her. It's just really intimate and comfy.

Good stuff all around.

>>20159944
Glasses too? Maybe a loose, flowy dress?

We are Venom.

>>20159953
Why yes.

>>20159943
You okay anon? You seem a little unhinged today.

>>20159959
>shit quality image
>EMG trash
>/co/ faggotry
Shitpost/10

>>20159961
>posting monster boys
Fuck off retard.

>>20159960
There's a hole in my heart where skirts used to be. I live in a place with a long winter and I can't remember the last time I saw a woman wearing a skirt IRL. There's nothing wrong with close-fitting jeans or what have you but there's something really comfy and pleasant about long, loose skirts. Just once in a while would be nice.

Cutest Wolf.

>>20159992
>Animal nose
That's just a tad too furry for my tastes.

>>20160002
Do not reply to the shitposter, fucko.

>>20159992
How many wolf girl daughterus is the perfect amount?
The answer is 4.

Tending to a pregnant echidna cravings and bellyrubs!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even tanukis can be big!
They're not all little walking bags of money and mofu.

>>20160018
Fuck off.

>>20159940
>Solve it and you get a good V'ing
FTFY

>>20159824

>>20160022
One would imagine that after a point, the cravings start to seem normal.

>>20160026
Curvy christmas cake tanuki are among the fiercest predators of Saturday Night karaoke.

>>20160042
i mean,isnt the point of the echidna to make her keep popping daugherus?

>>20160044
This is correct, not even mofu cakes can rival them

>>20160026
>No big bully tanuki babysitter.
>Swindles you out of some of allowance in games.
>Blackmails the rest out of you by threatening to tell your parents you saw her naked on "accident".
>Saves it for when you are older as a college fund or adventuring equipment.
>Occasionally buys you gifts that she hears you or your parents talking about.

>>20160040

that would make it a seXBox not a Hugbox

>>20160050
Trolls can too!
They're fertile girls!

>>20160055
How new are you?

>>20160054
Cute!
I bet she has a bandage on her nose despite it being a very impractical place to get hurt.

>>20160040
>no one will ever be this happy to see you

>>20160063
i want to be drained by this succ

>>20160065
That would be adorable. I forgot to mention.
>places you on her tail when you fall asleep.
>acts annoyed when you wake up saying "You can just ask if it feels that good y'know".
Would be the only pillow I need for my entire life.

Mofu.

>>20160107
If HR Yeti gets a little too intimate with her hugs, who do you report it to?

>>20160050
Yeah, so in keeping her knocked up, you'd reach a dad level so high you have a passive immunity to being weirded out by preggo cravings.

>>20160119
Her mom. Yes, you'd know her mom. Everyone would know her mom. She makes nice jam.

>>20160119
>your boss and secretary are both also yetis
>it's treated more as a question of "fairness in hug time" than a professional issue
Yeti Co is a comfy place to work but it's almost impossible to get anything done.

How does papa anon have sex with his hot monster wife without his daughterus getting too curious about ll those "private wrestling matches" in the bedroom at night?

>>20159824
The blondes, bimboest of Kejs.

>>20160119
>>20160129
That is some fine jam my dude. Yeti jammie dodgers is posh. Have tea with her mum, just don't wear a dark jacket, eh.

>>20160129

>bed-top jam for indoor types

>>20160140
You just have to make sure they stay in their rooms after you put them to sleep. Ever heard of a segufix anon?

>>20160140
When it's mom and dad time, we leave the daughteru with the nice high school babysitter lamia down the street. Or maybe we call in grandma white horn for a visit when we go out for date night. She loves spending time with both of them.

>>20160132
Being the only male employee at Yeti Co is a challenge, having to turn down hug offers all day from your sweet and caring coworkers who keep turning your office thermostat down

>>20160140
Reeee or hiss loudly at them if they catch you in the act. Bonus points if your wife does it too.

>>20160118
I want to hotglue those statues, how much are they?

>>20160154
>>20160157
>>20160162
But what if you want to have spontaneous sex? I mean, with monstergirls and mamono mana and all I feel like sudden strong urges would be fairly common.

I guess I should have asked how much you'd have sex with your waifu on a daily basis.

>>20160140
Don’t try to hide it! And give them the chance to join in!

>>20160140
Locked doors and sound dampening magic. If we want to get fancy, there could also be one of those wards that make people wander off when they get too close.



>>20160162
[Barking intensifies]
The only thing more likely to wake the neighbors than your waifu's howls could be her barks when the daughteru tries to sneak a peak.

>>20160154
>spoiler
Those are hot anon, probably not for the average anon's daughteru though.

>>20160140
We go to her sound proof hidden sex basement.

>>20160172
We must stop the Vermintide that's here in this thread.

>>20160147
I'm not into blondes at all but a kej with golden hair and big blue eyes might be a nice alt palette. Alternate colours and regional flavours for monster girls are always interesting.

>>20160140
We wouldn't make much of an effort to hide anything save for the super kinky stuff, but daughteru dicking would definitely be on the menu for later on so some early exposure for her probably wouldn't hurt.

>>20160168
It'd depend, some days we'd go at it for hours on end but others we might just not be in the mood for a day or two. I'd say on average about once a day.

>>20160161
This would result in me wearing sweaters and bringing a blanket to work. They planned this, didn't they?



>>20160164
About $150 plus shipping. This is not cheap Koto work.

>>20160195
>Koto
I've been out of the figure game for a few years now, has their quality improved since then?

>>20160140
For a solid two decades, my kids thought all of the noise at night was due to taxes and furniture moving. We even laid a couple of guilt trips on them with it.

"We spent so much time working and doing taxes for your sake, kids. All for you to slack off in classes. All those nights moaning and fighting with the IRS just so you could be a truant..."

If your waifu can manage to fake sobbing, or a tear at this point, you will never regret it. I remember when I 'tried' to teach them the tax code when they were young. I used the largest heaviest book on the subject the library had available...

>>20160154
>segufix
I had to google that, you're sick.

>>20160059
Cute.

>>20160210
Gimme the PG version anon, im having too good a night to google it.

>>20160191
Honestly being dragged underground by a pack of rats all desperate for a chance at putting a baby in their belly sounds nice. I wouldn’t mind never seeing the sun ever again if it meant I get to coddle and be coddled by a swarm of little rapist rats.

>>20160204

>I heard about you doing taxes with that accountant across town, you

>>20160226
It's not exactly R, but still pretty fucked up. It's institutional bed restraints.

>>20160230
BY SIGMAR, NO!

>>20160168
Any wife of mine would know the importance of a good tease (as would I). It'd probably happen 2+ times a day, but it's not like we'd be jumping each other's bones like animals.

>>20160200
Probably not, but you should check out myfigurecollection.net to see for yourself.

>>20160154
Just lock your door, perv-tard.

>>20160243
>Probably not, but you should check out myfigurecollection.net to see for yourself.
Anon no, me going back there would be like an alcoholic going back to the liquor.

>>20159824
Drills. Any color, any length.

>>20159165

>>20160195
>Oh, is Mr. Anon is cold? Lemme just make something warm for you to drink right quick. They say it works better if you share it with someone under the covers!
>No, it's the responsibility of a good boss to make sure her subordinates are in perfect health! Can't let you getting sick now. Just step into my office, nice and warm, and we can get this taken care of
>H-hey! This counts as an HR issue, you know? Since he's a human and our best resource!
Eventually all pretense gets dropped it descends into a hug-o'-war.

>>20160140
>implying monsters and their husbands worry about that kind of thing.

>>20160254
There's some aesthetic there but I wouldn't feel comfortable running my hands through drills. They don't seem all that comfy or touchable to me.

>>20160236
The sister-in-law returns. Lovely, I'm guessing you tried to bite your landlord. Again. I'll pull out the couch, but I'm not opening the door until you bite the Hard-up Jar. We're not gonna have a repeat of last Memorial Day.

>>20160264
Not all of us want to dick the daughteru.

>>20160268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

Of course you wouldn't just run your vulgar hands through them.
Drills are a sublime style above approach and reproach.
Only the best may handle them with care through courtship, they're not dog ears to be fondled and petted.

>>20160268
Drills are the kind of hairdo I'd be afraid to touch for fear of damaging it. I guess MAMONO MANA could take care of that, though.

>>20160273
Letting your daughter watch you and your waifu go at it isn't the same as dicking the daughter you retard.

>>20160281
Haughty blonde vampire drills would truly be a force to be reckoned with.

>>20160286
Sure, but the implication is that if she sees you too early on she might not be old enough from differentiating wanting papa's dick and wanting dick in general.

Sally's oldest sister is back from that world-class fighters tournament!

THAR SHE BLOWS

>>20160281
Well that explains it. My wife is a canine type, not being able to stroke and pet her at a moment's notice would be kind of a deal breaker.

>>20160263
It'd be cute until the accidental boners start.

>>20159948
I swear I've seen this wolfu before.

>>20160311

>>20160306
I might have posted this character before. It's one of my favorite non-waifu wolfu images.

>>20160311
"Bitches" is just such a great word.

Anon needs to stay away from that Hellhound, she's a bad influence.

>>20160254
>>20160281
>>20160301
>Canine waifu with drills
>The drills go around her floppy doggy ears
Cute or silly-looking?

>>20160324
Drills look silly on their own, so that's 2 x silly.

>>20160324
Both.

>>20160321
Oh yeah, that's the image I was thinking of. I thought I had it saved but apparently not.
Very good wolfu.

>>20160286
Has Derrota caught her mom and dad fucking?

>>20160350
It's only a matter of time.

>>20160357
What a slut!

>>20160378
Derrota is not a slut

>>20160386
>side tie panties
>no bra
S L U T

>>20160386
Says you.

She never misses.

>>20160394
>>20160395
Delete this.

I want to again state my desire to have anonymous baby making sex with a group of JK monster girls.
Maybe five or six of them, all doped up on fertility boosters and aphrodisiacs, never even getting each other's names.

>>20160242
NO ONE CAN STOP THE RATS FROM GETTING THEIR DAILY DOSE OF CUM.

>>20159323
Ah, a fellow old-timer.

The Cutest Chuuni.

Leaves are falling, enjoy the colors while you still can.

>>20160479
What colors? It's just gray and more gray around here, especially with the terrible weather we've been getting.

>>20159456
GHETTO BOOTY

>>20160479
I appreciate the seasonal reminders from the local inari shrine, but they always seem so melancholy.

>>20159730
Yeah, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively", you fucking faggot.

>>20160514
The post was in reference to vore and in context would indeed be "literally" consuming a cock you fucking incompetent pedant.

>>20160514
>>20160519
Kill yourselves.

>>20160479
Snow is falling, my time with leaves is over.

>>20160479
I'm already up to my ankles in snow where i live. Some of the trees are still green.

>>20160527
Global wanking has destroyed autumn!

>>20160514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xLLfvZhNoY

>>20160531
It really has. It hit 25C two weeks ago, warm enough to go swimming. About 6 days ago it started snowing and hasn't stopped.

Mind you I'm maybe a mountain range away from ice queen territory. Cold fronts are pretty common here.

Curls, curls, curls~

>>20160552
I want to sniff a sportswan's butt while she's down on a heavy squat!
I'll be able to escape before she beats me up for sexually harrassing her!

Satyros has the hairiest snatch which is just the way I like it.

>>20160561
>wants to chase after you
>but can't let the weights drop, has to lower them down in a controlled movement
You planned this out well.

>>20160563
Something you should never do while lifting with monsters is spotting a squat alone. She WILL ask for help and you WILL have to touch her boobs.

>>20160562
Get out, animal fucker.

>>20160570
Ah, a fellow connoisseur of plants, fungi and algae!

>>20160574
Matangos deserve all the humanboy cum!

>>20160574
Filamentous mushroom pubes.

>>20160577
Like that artist, Matangos deserve to be set on fire

>>20160590
I want to take my waifungo to the tallest cliff overlooking a local village and breed her for hours and enjoy watching her spores gently drift into the valley after we finish.

>>20160610
simillar, I want my first time with my dark matter waifu to be over looking an order town.

>>20160625
Pictured: me and my mistress minutes after her first orgasm

>>20160640
Why is your mistress a pig?

>>20160679
How rude
My mistress is a paladin-turned-kejorou after exposure to the dark matter explosion

>>20160640
Nice game, oinker. I would congratulate you on punching above your weight class, but that'd be untrue. Clearly you have all of the weight classes. Back up from the table, piggy; yer waifu needs shampoo.
>inb4 ranma shitposter

>>20160640
>>20160679
>>20160685
>>20160714
Fuck off.

>>20160725
Oh, I'm sorry, here's something you may enjoy more.

I need more monster girls in qipaos.

>>20160161
Who's security?

>>20160746
A'ight.

>>20160732
>>>/out/

>>20160758
Kimonos looks really comfy and flowy, and have lots of really pretty and graceful features to them, but something about the form-fitting shape of qipaos and how they so often have slits in the perfect places does something to me.

Shame we'll probably never see a girl in a hanbok though.

>>20160769
Anything that exposes thighs is Grade A in my book.

>>20160746
What do these hands that fox girls make mean?

>>20160773
And you are entirely correct to think that.

>>20160779
It's supposed to look like a fox. Imagine it being used for a shadow puppet.

>>20160779
Hail Satan/You Rock Ozzy

>>20160780
No jury in the world would convict me for diving into her fluff, butt and thighs. She's literally asking for it!

Get magical
Wizard snake best snake

>>20160800
Is there a cult of some sort I can join?

>>20160794
Qipaos are dangerous weapons indeed.

I also wish ren xiongmao got more art. The light blue dress and paw markings are really beautiful and unique.

>qipao
>kimono
>swimsuit
>virgin killer sweater
>hubby's dress shirt
>paw print PJs
>fancy lingerie or negligee
>spats and sports bra
>jeans and t-shirt
>porno cosplay (nurse/maid/cheerleader)
>cocktail or lounge dress
>hot pants and tank top
>sun dress
>school uniform

What outfits are we missing? I think these are the only ones I have art of outside the profile costumes.

>>20160787
But why do they do it?

>>20160933
Why do Asian women make the peace sign every time they take a picture? We don't know, but it's cute. Wait, maybe we do know.