/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20126595
I really want a griffon bodyguard/wife.

Do not fug the drug.

When I read MGEish fiction, it bothers me a lot if I have no idea what the gender ratio is supposed to be in it - is it 1:1.2 or 1:2 or 1:10. Societies with different ratios would work out very differently. It makes the reading effort nervous if something like that is unclear.

I think the ideal ratio would be between 1:1.5 and 1:3 (not counting scarabs and other horde monsters). Any less than that, and there's not enough waifu in the world; any more, and you are a circus animal and cannot really "participate" in society.

I want to try my hand at writing some more; but I don’t know what to write about.
But beware I really suck at writing and can’t do smut to save my life. So don’t think I’m gonna give you guys a NYT Bestseller.

>Watching Webm of Centorea getting railed
>She's braced against the wall, blushing cutely with her giant tits swinging
>The frame cuts off at her hip
>realise the guy railing her is like two to three metres behind, looking at a giant horse ass
>Doesn't even get to enjoy all the soft and cute lady bits, the girl part of the horse-girl
hosepussy truly is the shittest

>>20134660
Try something simple. Do a short one, maybe two or three pages, about a date you'd want to go on or a day in the life with your girl. There doesn't even necessarily have to be any dialogue. You could even greentext the basic outline if it helps you organize it in your head. If you're not sure, try for something grounded in reality enough that you won't get stuck trying to keep your fantasy consistent and worrying about the little creative details.

If you want to get a grasp on the flow and rhythm of writing, try to read someone else's story with a more critical eye. Watch for how they vary the length of their sentences and choose their words, or how they structure the progression from description to action within a paragraph. There's a science to the way written words flow, and the techniques you can use to make them more pleasant and easy to read.

The basic short story plot is generally 'monster girl and human boy do stuff together'. When I need to come up with an MG for that kind of story I generate a sort of 'character sheet' for them in my head. The other characters and/or human boy usually come after.

>species
>appearance
>name
>3 major personality traits
>primary interest, secondary interest
>relationship with main character/love interest/human boy/other characters
>unique traits

You'll find that if you start writing around what you set on the character sheet, your brain will start to automatically fill in the gaps in between.

I was away without internet for nearly a month. Did I miss anything interesting?

Wintertide is upon us, post survival strategies.

>>20136213
Extra fur.

With Halloween approaching, will you be disconnecting your doorbells and turning the lights off to avoid intrusions from suspicious lolis and such?

>>20136302
Halloween with monster girls must be quite the fun time.
Buying all the meats for canine species would drain my bank account but it'd be worth it to see cute wolf pups happily devour their treat.

>>20136310
Would you have different treats for every type of monster?

>>20134660
We don't have many (if any) NYT bestsellers and not every story needs smut. If your mechanics are fine, reading a lot of stuff like what you'd like to write and carrying the same feeling is the next place to go, like the other guy said. From there, it's mostly just a scenario and characters; you don't even need anything fancy for an enjoyable short story. I just mentally run through my scene of choice until I'm sick of it, then write myself a short outline to not follow and head off to the races.

>>20136324
It's only proper. Or you could just get one treat to attract all the lolis of particular species.
>Buy a ton of honey candies
>Your house gets swarmed by bear cubs and small bees

>>20136302
Don''t for get all the "17 year olds"

>>20136302
Monster girls can sense a man's spirit energy. There's no hiding from the Sabbath on Halloween. You're only defense is to marry a girl that isn't a loli beforehand.

>>20136433
Imagine opening your door thinking you'll face an adorable werekitten asking for milk candies and instead being faced by a much bigger and older mating season tiger in a nun costume asking for an entirely different milk candy.

>>20136449
I'll put up crosses around the house. That'll show them!

>>20136454
Sounds like a surefire way to land a loli angel

>>20136458
Dagnabbit now she's starting at me when I'm trying to jerk off.

>>20136450
....she wants a Mars bar?

>>20136466
If a loli Angel wearing nothing but a skimpy dress pouts at you whenever you commit a sin then you best bet is to guilt her into committing a sin too.

>>20136476
>Anon did a bad thing again...
>It's all your fault for tempting me
>M-masaka!

>>20136471
Giving her a phalic shape treat filled with milky goodness will only drive her wild.

>>20136479
Are angels gullible enough that you could convince one to have anal sex with you because technically it doesn't count?

>>20136496
Angels seem to have a tendency to fall.

Imagine being coiled up like this by a lamia.
This is why lamias make some of the best wives.

>>20136525
Something is being said but I cannot comprehend mid-kingdom Egyptian hieroglyphics.

>>20136527
Grep snek:
>"Aah! Your body is so hot! This is true... mmm."
Guy:
>"I.. Now.. Gasp.. Seems.. Mmm"

That's what Google Translate gives me anyways, seems pretty accurate.

>>20136544
They're slowly turning retarded.

>>20136511
How do anons who want an angel wife prevent her from falling? Never lewd her in any form other that the most pure and vanilla of sex I assume.

>>20135668
Wiki is kill
New Beast roulette
Goblin slayer became overhyped

>>20136549
Get married to her and only have sex in the missionary position.

>>20136546
I wish I had that image to post.

>>20136553
Overhyped?

>>20136549
Bring in a bicorn and alp to help along with some heart-shaped fruits.

I want to fill a Kikimora's butt full of alcohol.

>>20136561
It's not bad, far from it personally. but it's not special either.
But in this hypersensitive world, any break of the norm gets put through the wringer. so it became the "topic of the month"

>>20136546
Well in either case, I just like seeing more art of lamias coiling up around their hubbies. It's surprising hard to find pics where they're entirely entangled with the other person.

>>20136566
Wouldn't that get her even more drunk that if she drank it?
I am afraid of what a tipsy Kikimora can do.

Would knight guy and dragon night work better as a TV show or a movie?

>>20136630
Movie
Just don't let Bay or Sharmylan direct it

>>20136569
First mistake was putting any credence in what Tumblr, Twitter, shit websites like Kotaku have to say about ANYTHING. You go into Goblin Slayer for the Batman tier autism and catharsis but stay for the cute girls.

>>20136630
>>20136646
Every good movie needs a good villain.
I propose a mayadere Dark Mage who wants to add the Kingdom's Jewel to her hoard.

>>20136630
How would they meet?
I like the idea of him coming to retrieve some gold and she nerds out about knights
>>20136646
How would a M.night sharmylan movie go?

>>20136566
I want to fill a kiki's butt with frosting.

>>20136665
The Lescaite invasion as an m.night movie would probably have a plot twist where Elt gathers all the girls in a room to protect them from the invasion
Only for the girls to have long since been corrupted

>>20135668
A new batch of translations from World Guide 3 just came out. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/qVwEpjsc

>>20136213
Place sheets of aluminum foil on your floor near entrances and around your fridge, the crinkling sound will scare any curious Wendigos looking for a midnight snack or Yeti Claus

>>20136745
>Try to measure a lilim's level through that
>End up cumming instantly because she is too powerful

>>20136745
>pregnant Ropu-Sabbath lolis

>>20136869
A whole bunch of soon to be pack mothers.

>>20136630
8 episodes on Netflix.

>>20136816
I want to introduce primitive creatures like Wendis and Wurms to bubble wrap.

>>20136916
>Netflix
They'd hire a Wurm to play the Dragon's role.

A wild fox appears

>>20136944
But they'd have Vincent D’Onofrio as the villain and he'd steal every scene he was in.

>>20136948
Foxes are supposed to use their class and charm to tempt men, not be freaky perverts who rape the first boy they meet.

When the desire for mallow-based waifus prevails, I must insist upon Barometz. There are times when I am dreadfully busy, and find the need to expedite the need for sex-based skinship to keep up with my younger thespian fellows. Barometz are ideal for this, since you can fuck them while barely needing to move yourself, even if you don't have the luxury of not bouncing back. You shall find them delightful, or some such nonsense like that, after all I have just been handed a card stating this to be the case.

Short homely country MGs when?

>>20137021
Don't post that ugly shit here.

>>20137042
>Hating Gobboz

What the fuck my dude?

>>20137021
>tumblr freckles and nig lips
I'll pass thanks

Real talk anon, would you get fooled by some Sabbath scheme?

I mean they're demons, really old demons. Plans within plans.

>>20137174
I don't smoke or build Gundams so I'm safe, right? Only music I listen to is psychedelic shit.

>>20137021
She's a cute cartoony western style. I like it. But then ginger shortstack gobs are one of my many weaknesses.

>>20137178
I feel like this is more of a trap to get this webm posted instead of a unique opportunity.

>>20137174
I wouldn't get fooled. I'd walk into them on purpose! I want to get rape-vanned by a pack of perverted little rats who are desperate to find a mate for their pack!

>>20137201
I'm not worried, these nice tall ladies offered to protect me from Sabbath. They have milk and cookies too.

What sort of daughteru would stir the desire to protect the most in you?

>>20137174
Swap the smokes for booze and the videogames for scifi books and I'd stand no chance.

>>20137226
Something like this.

>>20137174
One of their pamphlet alone would be enough to make me a lifelong member.
Hell, they could just set up a puppy cafe and pay to join.

>>20137209
But they will spoil you too much, specially if you lie down on their laps and use the lovely tall lady thighs as a cushion. Will get spoiled rotten faster than the cute Sabbath scouts.

>>20137242
I'm sure I can resist it Anon.

>no girl this month yet
I would have thought opening a patreon would have had KC more on the ball for a few months.

Reminder that best MG has best game.

Another job well done.

>>20137331
He could still bring one out this weekend. Hope springs eternal.

>>20137370
The "happy ear wag" is one of the best features of having expressive ears.

>>20137371
Since Halloween is relevant now would it be some kind of horrifying monster? Maybe a Banshee or a Draugir?

I'm going to find an Elf and mating press her into a crater!

>>20137380
You think too small. Prepare to get spooked.

Or curveball Wonderland Centaur for maximum points.

>>20135349
Horsepussy is made for face sitting.

>>20135665
https://imgur.com/JaazAhG

>>20136302
That’s why you just leave a bowl outside and wait until morning to collect it. In the meantime, you wait with the doors locked and the windows closed.

>>20135349

Serve the undead empire

>>20136302
I've got a waifu, I'd be more concerned about other married couples who are also degenerates. Like, knowing a loli Kobold in a rubber gimp suit might come to your door is the real scary part.

>>20136525
I prefer my coiling like this.

>>20135668
JoJo Part 5 is airing

>>20137482
The only undead I'd serve is a haughty one of short stature with magical power beyond my understanding.

>>20137498
I wanna Freak a Cupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ

>>20136703
You’re missing the biggest TWIST of all:
Being a monster, besides the physical form, doesn’t really change them all that much except for increasing the libido and pleasure obtained from sex

>>20136937
It would end up like that comic of the girl in the bunny hood and the toaster

>>20137203
Those girls need to start using lotion.

>>20137241
Puppies are overrated and messy. Give me a full grown dog, even old girls are good girls.

>>20137580
>He'd rather an old bitch than a heartwarming pup
The only thing more pitiful than an old monster girl's barren womb is the fool who lusts after it.

>>20137525
>>20137498
>The tea scene but it’s a tsundere succubus with her shlick fluids

>>20137611
Nothing more than a matter of personal taste.

>>20137523
Vampire lolidom is pretty good. Especially if she is a powerful lolibaba

>>20137640
I'd love to get into big trouble, have her save then have her punish me.

I hate blind dates.

>>20137657
You mean wedding ceremonies?

>>20137632
Too bad for you then.
I can understand the appeal of older kitsune after seeing so many great example, but I've yet to see an attractive older kobold.

>>20137657
>>20137666
Might as well call it gacha wedding.
Good luck to the guy who ends up with the SSR freaky royalty arch-demon.

>>20137678
To clarify, I don’t like specifically old wolfus, i just want them well past the loli/puppy stage. Too much energy and too much mess.

>>20137651
You are the empress's spymaster after all. Spying and counter espionage can be pretty dangerous.

>>20137677
>”Hey hubby, dinner will be ready in 10 minutes!”

>>20137241
>enthusiastic little wans dressed as maids and waitresses
I NEED

>tfw no snek wife and daughter

>>20137695
I tend to dislike genki monster girls for the same reason, but the obedience of canines makes it so that no matter how many time an energetic pup would bother you to breed or play you'd always have the ability to order her to calm down and just enjoy resting together instead.

>>20137695
Snake okayodon is the universe's finest delicacy.

>>20137722
O Y A K O D O N

>>20137740
Second part meant for >>20137722

>>20137746
Another connoisseur I see.

im actually cat girl here’s selfie rn

Zell23 updated his game.

How do you make a lich heart pupil without breaking her phylactery?

>>20137759
>cat girl

>>20137587
>tfw most monster girls sound like retards on the internet because they can't type without hitting 7 keys at once
I bet it'd be very frustrating for some of the more intelligent monster girls too.

>>20136302
Would lolis break in if they sense i crave them but don't care for halloween?

>>20137769
>he doesn't know

>>20137766
>Please experiment on me!

https://exhentai.org/g/1304982/ca844d05e6/

>>20137766
That's >>20137787 a good start but you need to make a much bigger impact
Grab her largest and most ominous looking grimoire, slam it down in front of her and proclaim loudly how you want her to try every magic contained within that book on you.
You'll suffer through a few lifetimes of lewd experiments but at least you got to see her heart pupils.

>Do you want me to satisfy you with my...answers?

Wife makes an adorable witch

>>20137814
>dat ending
Kinda makes me angry. Not because it was sad but because it was so avoidable.

>Come with me!
>lol no

>>20137868
Based

>>20137766
Assertively smash her for hours, until she still has a normally stoic voice and expression but a full-face blush and heart pupils.

>>20137766
Tell her that I might make her warm on the outside, but she makes me warm on the inside.

>>20137904
Don’t you have that backwards?

This is your dragon for today.

>>20137932
Maybe.

I sprained my main hand and currently can barely type and can't draw.
Mamonobama please help.

furious puppy breeding!

>>20137976
What sort of puppies and what positions anon?

Which artist should I commission next?

What would happen if you slip garlic on a sleeping vampire coffin and close it?

>>20138017
That depends entirely on what you'd be commissioning anon.

>>20137974
How does Grelia like her coffee?

>>20138041
A monstergirl being vaginally or anally penetrated by her husband's penis

>>20138050
Little girls shouldn't drink coffee, they can only have milk, juice or soda!

>>20138073

If vampires usually sex with a man once hes a incubi wouldn't this mean a lot of them would be pure virgins?
Can she stay haughty during her first time?

>>20138073
A lot of artists who could do that well, which race you thinking of?

>>20137989
Not him but I would every ravioli, in the missionary and mating press positions

>>20138082
Usually you're boning the monster in question a lot BEFORE becoming an incubus. You know, because becoming an incubus takes plenty of time/fucking.
Usually.

>>20138079
How does Grelia like her soda then?

>>20137770
>Lich makes a argument why human hands are superior to paws/claws/whatever
>All the arguments against her are barley understandable
>Smug Lich.png

>>20138097
That's a secret.

Banana!

i want a echidna redraw with wide hips and plump breasts!

>>20137976
Little puppies are for gentle lotus sex or missionary sex only.

>>20138102
>it's another "brainlet doesn't read the source material" episode

>>20138112
>Are you really fine with an old snake like me?

>>20138103
I don't know, but I like my soda like I like my monstergirls! Completely flat and six years old!

>>20138116
I don't see how anything there contradicts what I said.

>>20138119
I wouldnt let her move a inch while i fill her womb like a dam

>>20138124
Vampires turn men into incubi through bloodsucking, not sex you double mongloid.

>>20138120
yikes.

>>20138124
No direct contradiction but the material in the profile makes your post a completely useless and retarded reply.

>>20138133
>Usually
I even posted an example of an exception you dumb fuck.

>>20138138
And vampires are an exception too dumbass.

>>20138138
Then your post is completely irrelevant to the dude's vampire thing and a pointless waste of an image you brainlet

>>20138050
>>20138079
Imagine how happy Grelia would be to have a fresh glass of her favorite healthy fruit juice after a long day in the operation room.

>>20138082
>500 year old Vampire remained pure the whole time
>Even after finding a suitable mate she waited months for him to incubize
Her cherry popping will be a safety hazard and an event to remember for decades to come.

>>20138155
That's something a cat would say.

>>20138050
I want to tickle Grelia's princess parts!

>>20138164

yes, hello, this is cat

>>20138168
i don't see those parts in the ikea manual

>>20138173
>i don't see those parts in the ikea manual
That's because Grelia wasn't born at ikea dumbass.

https://i.imgur.com/DNGCKM4.gifv

>>20138182
3dpd aside, I can at least appreciate the outfit.

If you spook a Baphomet hard enough will her pupils go all square?

>>20138073
There's a new drawfag in town if you want to save some bucks.

>>20138217
I'll pay him money

Join the Demon Cult, we have cookies.

>>20138200

>>20137886
she might have cast a spell on me because i feel the need to breed

>>20138247
The only heretical cookies I'll accept are the ones that come with a contract.

>>20138179
>tfw no Swedish Automaton to make you crepes with lingonberry jam and meatballs

>>20138182
A decent attempt was made.

>>20138280
>Demon Cookies
>”A contract baked into every bite!”

>>20138247
What do demon cults even do in MGE?

>>20138301
They’re like tea parties or book clubs but more <<DEMONIC>>

>>20138289
>By the time you finish a box you're already married to 3 dozen Demons
>All soulbound to you by a demonic contract that lasts even in the afterlife
They better taste damn good if that's the case.

>>20137989
Lotus so she can bounce in my lap while wagging her tail.

>>20138113
This anon gets it.

>>20138247
Keep up the good work my fellow cultist

>>20138301
Making evil plans
Worshipping the Demon Lord
Converting people
Subverting order city governments
Intelligence gathering
Helping the poor
Helping the community in general
Have cool parties
Baking cookies

>>20138465
>"Pampering hubby" isn't on the list

>>20138470
Well that list involves both the human cultists and the monster cultists

>>20138465
>Worshipping the Demon Lord
My first thought was Demons thanking the DL for blessing them with such wonderful bodies by having plenty of sex in her name.
Would you be offended if your Demon wife used your dick to worship the DL?

>>20138537
>Would you be offended if your Demon wife used your dick to worship the DL?

No. Also worshipping your wife's body is also worshipping the DL

>>20138591
Leave

>>20138601
Leave you say?

>>20138548
Nice.

>>20138601
Don't you mean leaf?

>>20138636
A

Left or right?

>>20138645
FUCKING

>>20138652
LEAF

>>20138649
Left unless the right is a lamia. I can’t actually tell.

>>20138645
>>20138652
>>20138653
No bully.

>>20138649
Right. Sneks are superior to horses.

>>20138656
There's a tail right there dude.

>>20138656

>>20138661
Rude.

>>20138690
Sending this pic to an Apophis would make her go out and find the couple. She probably couldn't resist corrupting something this pure.

>>20138663
I wanna get wrapped in that tail.

>>20138710
Apophis aren't that mean, unless they've been single and blueovaried for so long that graping people is the only thing they got in life.

>>20138727
t.Grapesnek.

>>20138721
That stomach though

>>20138788
Nice and taught.

I want a Lamia doctor to give me a checkup. And yes, I did read the latest WG3 translation.

Succubutt.

>>20138801
She's just looking for a excuse to wrap herself around you.

>>20138809
weak spade

>>20137759
No elon she's a werewolf.

>>20138824

>>20138601
I thought she was cute ,stopped watching AT years ago though.

>>20138119
drum pregnant bellies

>>20138050
How do you like yours?

>>20138880
Awew

>>20138660
Yetis would be great baristas at Tim Hortons as long as they stay out of the Timbits

>>20138872
Black
Not like I’m a purist or anything, but I never felt like adding stuff to coffee made enough of a difference to justify doing so.

>>20138872
Just like I likely women ,black ,bitter and preferably fair trade.

>>20138884

>>20138889
Black you say?

>>20138872
I like my coffee like I like my lolis. I don’t like it, have never liked it, and I don’t think I ever will.

>>20137657
>Could have gone for Basilisk with that joke
>Doesn't

Fucking...

How would you influence a young dragon to become possessive and destructive? teach her the 'i am a dragon and take whatever the hell i want' attitude?

>>20134403
Have you read 'a brother's price'? It essentially if women outnumber men 10 to 1 and talks about how society would be like. I know it doesn't have monster girls, but it's really worth the read.

>>20138934
I say so.

>>20138993
In a good or a bad way?

>>20138997

Would graboids be a subspecies of sandworm or their own thing? What would they be like? Would the little tentacles with mouths be anthropomorphised? Would the different life stages be included in one girl, would each generation of daughterus be a different thing until the cycle repeated, or would you ignore the sequels? Would Kevin Bacon have any chance at escaping struggle snuggles?

>>20138247
>Wait a minute, this isn't cookies! This is (TENDER LOVING)

>>20138972
Isn't that their natural tendency? If that was your goal you'd simply have to let her live carefree and do as she please, just make sure she doesn't meet any goodhearted knight and she'll be the most possessive and destructive dragon in the country by the time she's done with puberty.

>>20138934
Why are black dragons so good?

>>20138972
Tell her to stop shitposting online and go outside.
Kids these days need more fresh air.

>>20139016
What do you mean by that?

>>20139031

>>20139053
>”Fufufufu~ Honey’s so lovely!”

>>20138872
Black and bitter
The opposite of how I like my girls

>>20139028
Graboids would be like a sandworm but with Medusa type hair. Shriekers would be little wailing loli daughters born in clutches and blasters would be when those lolis grow wings. But I honestly kind of blurred out everything you said when I started imagining Paladin Burt Gummer.


>shows up to monstergirl mexico expecting spicy brown tsundere graboid cakes
>gets assaulted by a Sabbath troop worth of predator-vision snack-scarfing lolis instead
>shows up at base covered in kiss marks

>Why do I feel I was denied
>CRITICAL
>NEED-TO-KNOW
>INFORMATION!

>>20139053
The variations in horn design really makes demons some of the most elegant mg. I wonder if the horns grow and change shape as they get older/advance in magical strength?
To be able to change horn structure at will would be pretty neat too. I could spend all day tracing my fingers over the ridges of a nice rack.

This is your new drinking buddy.

>>20139109
hope she doesn't mind drinking bent over the bar.

>>20139109
Is she a good couch cuddler?

Copper or gold?

>>20139103
Being a hornfag and demonfag is really paying off.

>>20139146
Cant i bend over both and take em?

>>20139146
Tough call. Copper is a cutie-pie, but I still have fond memories of wrecking shit with gold dragons in that DragonStryke game as a kid.

You wouldn't fuck a spider.

>>20139146
Red.

>>20139255
I have a phobia, so unless she rapes me I don't think so.

>>20139089
Yanderes deserve love

>>20139255
>>20139263
Once you experience a sheer fearboner rape orgasm you can't go back, and spiders are masters at delivering those.

>>20139230
Monster girls wouldn't even need to use fake guns

>>20139271
Yanderes take the love themselves.

>>20139280
Maybe, but until then I'm not getting near any of them.

>>20139287

>>20139255
Unless she makes cool sweater for me.

>>20139289
>I might like spider girls if they give me an orgasm
>but until then I'm not getting near any of them
Anon...

>>20139289
Long range spiderwebjobs it is.

>>20139289
Do you recall how many times you've accidentally walked face first into a spider's web?
If that happens even once with an arachne's web you're done for.

>>20139322
I don't know what these are and to be frank it sounds scary but I want in.

Just a (sketchy) rough for now, but would pic related fit >>20121984, if the OR is around?

>>20139298
Are you trying to prove something with this? Demon guns are definitely not airshit

>coooooock

>>20139334
That snake is already looking extra cute.
>if the OR is around?
I don't understand this question.

>>20139371
He means the guy who made the request.

>>20139366
Idols at pure! Even hungry zombie idols who crave cock.

Give me some ideas for strange wonderland treats and their effects!
Doesn’t have to be anything too raunchy even! Just kooky zany ideas!

>>20139371
OR stands for "original requester".
>lamia looking cute
Considering how undetailed she is at this point, I guess the tail helps.

Help, I think I'm starting to fall for the cuckhorse.

>>20139397
A tea that makes you only speak in double entendres.

Cookies that make you float to the ceiling.

A cupcake that makes you see everyone naked.

>>20139416
What if there is no ceiling?

>>20139399
Her tail, posture and proportions are on point. She's as cute as a undetailed rough sketch can get.

>>20139403
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Bicorns are absolute love and the pure passion they'd pour into crafting you your perfect harem would make any man the happiest husband.

>>20139397
“Tap Water” that teaches you how to tap dance.

>>20139420
There's always a ceiling.

Best orc.

>>20139403
But do you like other girls too?

>>20139397
For the ladies, Jiggling Jellybeans. Make their girlyparts have excessive bounce and jiggle and wobble levels of physics.

For the gentlemen, Extra-Stuffed Caramels. Make their packages clearly outlined and defined in their pants, giving them fantastic bulges.

Do you like big girls?

>>20139476
I fucking love big girls.

>>20139403
Nothing wrong with that anon! Who's your ideal harem made up of?

>>20139334
Not the OR but that looks fitting.

>>20139488
Kraken
Unagi Joro
Kejouro
Demon

>>20139403

Is it true Gyaru monsters love nerdy human boys?

>>20139488
Cuckhorse
Grapesnek
Lead Desert Sloot
Awoobis
Ms. Freeze

Creampie an mating press this snek?

>>20139517
Ice Queen in a harem would be so interesting to see how she acts.
Ice Queens are so classy, damn. I love them. They just have this air of mystery about them.

>>20139403
That indicates you have bad taste.

>>20138182
Motherfucker is that a reference to Fantasia?

>>20139499
Good taste, you'd probably have your hands full with a harem like that but there's nothing wrong with that.

>>20139539
I don't see any black horsepussy.

>>20139517
Would they all be graped or would you give the grapesnake a chop on the head every time she thought about it?

>>20139526
They really are. It's like they are the physical embodiment of the cool beauty archetype.

Can you imagine how much crazier hentai would become in an MG-dominated world?

I wrote this while I was thinking about cuddling my waifu.
https://pastebin.com/Pf0cLr7B

>>20139566
all things considered, it will most likely exactly be just as crazy. Never underestimate a horny artist's imagination

>>20139552
I'd prefer they where all a little graped, but I like purification as well. Some days they'd gang up on the Apophis and get some sexy revenge.

>>20139576

>>20139557
I can just imagine one slowly clacking on her icestillettos towards me down a long frozen hallway. No words, no expression, just walking, and that alone is so intoxicatingly alluring. Even if she just was walking up to me, slowly leaning down to eye level and softly saying “I’m ordering takeout do you want anything”, it would still be such a magical mysterious ethereal experience in my mind.

>>20139557
>Cool beauty type
Watching one slowly undress herself from behind her would be an experience.

>>20139590
They really are great.

>>20139590
Damn that's a really comfy Ice Queen thought. It must be the hips.

>>20139590
>>20139600
I bet Ice Queens never, ever, ever take a bad photo.
Even when that conniving Rata journalist tries to snap a candid shot of her with her bedhead groggy face first thing in the morning, when it develops it legit looks like a very high class erotic magazine spread.

>>20139551
I really liked the zebra ones even if they were technically a racist stereotype. Nobody ever thinks to use them as a Centaur type.

>>20139579
I like the way you think, helping gang up on her would be fun too.

>>20139624

>>20139576
A manticorefag? Rare sight these days but a welcome one, that was nice.

>>20139637
Fuck off to Deviantart and stay there.

Skiing/Sledding day in Winterstown!
Yeti goes down on some quick radical skis!
Yuki skates down with grace and ease!
Wendi-chan trips and rolls down! She’ll be fine!

>>20139653
>Implying the Wendi family doesn’t ride on Papa’s back like a big fluffy toboggan

>>20139603
The Ice Castle Casino.

Where Penguin Girls in butler outfits bring you drinks, and the Polar Bear Girl Bouncer will throw you out if you start any trouble.

>>20139656
Is Wendi Papa the comfiest chaos transformation?

>>20139664
Shog potato

>>20139677
That's just unfair.

>>20139661
You can also pay in body heat too. If you reach a point where the loneliness is unbearable and you jump on a Glacies to rape her then you're there forever.

>>20139476
Yes I do

>>20139710
How terrifying.

>>20139643
>Manticorefags
I miss RSAnon

I want a hugely buff yuki-onna that tries her hardest to be a cute housewife.

>it's been raining nonstop at my house all day
Alright, who touched the reverse scale?

>>20139733
Me too man, me too. At least he's still alive, seen him lurking around once or twice in recent months but I wish he was still doing stories.

>Today's lesson will be about ___

>>20139769
Breeder reactors!

>>20139769
Dairy Farms and how to run successful non-holst ones.

>>20139792

>>20139769
the gag reflex

>>20139769
How to survive a Bunyip 'attack'

>>20139804
Sometimes a man wants to use the glow of a pregnant woman to charge his phone.

>>20139814

>>20139769
Dhampirs: A Study of cute girls with mommy issues.

>>20139810
>implying they have one

>Latenight has changed his Pixiv name to piddlepoddle
For what purpose?

>>20139854
to match with his DA name I suppose

>>20139854
He went by piddlepoddle before he was latenight.

>>20139845
They're just chuuni

>>20139856
>>20139860
Ah, I see now.

>>20139653
Wendi-chan rolls down the mountain in a comically oversized snowball

>>20139883

>>20139768
I miss RSAnon, I miss ParkedBuggy, I miss Tarrek, I miss Niebelfader, I miss Silent_II, I miss BobAnon, I miss YBA, I miss Yanon, I miss countless others

There is not a single writefag that I do not miss

>>20139847
>Ywn eat lunch at a monster girl diner
>Ywn watch from afar as a succ a few tables away gulps down bananas effortlessly without a single bite
>Swn glance your way and wink at you as you gulps down the last one
I have a feeling a lot of monster girls would be very lewd as they eat their food, especially the single ones.

>>20139904
Even Bollocks?

>>20139913

>>20139904
>tfw favorite writefag has been deaaaad for 1061 days now
Never give up hope, right anon?

>>20139904
Even Aftyn and shiggydiggy?
I miss most of those though, especially RS and Silent_II. Yanon posted two shorts not too long ago though.

I also miss Harblador, both his shorts and his longer stuff. I miss Historianon despite his Africa sized ego and wanted to see where his stories would go.I miss LDR and her well written smut and even if there was a rough falling out at the end I probably miss ELH more than most, drama aside I'd always read his pastes the second I seen them.

Which MG would look best in this?

>>20140033
I'm seeing a Red Slime.

Five more days.

>>20139993
>Harblador
>ywn live in Islamic Handholdistan, where the Kiki Gestapo enforce strict monogamy and prohibit premarital sex
>ywn wake up to the sound of ecstatic moaning at the top of moonarets

>>20139993
Yes. It's mostly because, to me, a group of people that can create something beautiful despite their differences in fetishes and quality is something praise worthy. I may not care for every story or author ever to post here but that does not make the pain go away.

>>20139935
Nobody cares or should care about somebody so immutably irrelevant.

>>20140092
That was one of his greatest works. That and loli oni.
>>20140099
That's a good way of looking at things actually.

And while not strictly a writefag in the stories sense, I miss the maid central guy and his bitchy and bitter Kiki. Nothing like that was done before or after him.

>>20140033
That facial expression is making me think an Anubis.

>>20140092
>living in /monster/ country
No thanks.

>>20140139
Besides it being /monster/, what's wrong with it and what would you prefer?
How about an ancap bright green demon realm where everyone has the right to bear arms and flies this flag? Dormice would be sad if you didn't violate them during their NAPs though.

>>20140067
I want a muscle ryu that dresses up in cute clothes.

>>20140153
Unironically shoving memes and politics into shit is what reddit does.

>>20140153
How about a demon realm without any incredibly stupid gimmicks?

>>20140153
>You will never end up neighbors with an ANCAP Rattlesnake Lamia who initially threatens to shoot your if you trespass on her property.

>>20140092
>Islamic
>monogamy
...I dont think you know how it works

You know what this thread needs? Lilim...

>>20140245
If I was at the beach and a Lilim with a big floppy sunhat sat next to me I would panic.

>>20140115
I mean I thank you for your input, I'm just feeling sentimental for some reason.

>>20140234
>she reveals she has a fetish for stepping on you
>You're not even sure how that would work
>she shows you exactly how that would work

>>20140262
Goddamn, that ass is gropable

>>20140236
Yeah, I forgot about the multiple wives thing. Still, the general setup with secret police and state policing of morals plus the desert setting smacked of Islam even if it's not full snackbar.

>>20140234
>>20140262
I'd shoot my full load in her regularly.

>>20139526
>Ice Queen in a harem would be so interesting to see how she acts.

Should we tell her she doesn't have to dress like a classic Arabian harem girl "to be authentic"? It shouldn't be a big deal for her, she can form any outfit form she wants from ice.

>>20140245
She looks like she's going to eat someone

>>20140245
What is a lim without a hat? A miserable pile of memes.

>>20140294
Not only clothes, she can form her own mofu in the case of a mofuslut husband too.

>>20140294
Fuck, that bodytype is literal perfection.

>>20140294
That outfit is great for embarrassing her Glacies daughter.

Cows are for excessive breeding!

>>20140252
More likely, you’d repeatedly cum until you collapsed due to her natural aura

>>20139935
p. sure I don't count since all I do is bitch and wax poetic about vaginal bio-luminescence

>>20140298
Well monsters do often refer to sex as "eating."

>>20139993
shiggydiggy was too over-the-top for me to actually hate him.

>>20140301
delet