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On a related note, has anybody been able to beat Eirin's Earth in a Pot spell cards OUTSIDE of the "pots"?

That shuttle's going to have a bitch of a time on reentry. Even if it DOES have heat tiles (and it doesn't look like it does), the gunports will let heat in like you wouldn't believe.

Challenger all over again...

BUNNYS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE MOON

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE MOON

>>2013250
I think NASA is smart enough to figure out how to wage moonbunny genocide and get their astronauts back to Earth in one piece.

FUCK YEAH EARTH RABBITS

WHY SO MUCH RAGE, Y'ALL SHOULD SHIT SOME IDOLFAG THREAD FOR THERAPY.

>>2013250
There's another layer of space insulation on the inside, past the gunports.The guns are made to fit in to the ship for aerodynamics and disguising it from Earth's population.

>>2013256
>I think NASA is smart enough to figure out how to wage moonbunny genocide and get their astronauts back to Earth in one piece.
>smart enough
>NASA

OH U!

>>2013250
It flys in...UPSIDE DOWN!

>>2013258
Earth rabbits aren't safe from genocide either.

>>2013256

Ah, but you see...that is exactly what the Moon's forces would like you to do. Bunnygirls are used as the light ground infantry of the Moon empire's army, with the ability to field an entire multitude of troops and still have reserves left in the garrison. They carry light arms and are not heavily equipped, but for every one bunny you kill, ten more take its place. Against odds like these, you'd better be prepared to clamber over mountains of dead bunnies if you can survive their rush.

>>2013304
That doesn't really sound all that bad.

>>2013304
>clamber over mountains of dead bunnies if you can survive their rush.
That would be an AWESOME war.

>>2013304
Oh please, US space special forces have had plenty of experience in dealing with mad nazi moon scientists.

>>2013317
That a mad nazi moon scientist FROM THE ACTUAL MOON will pose no real threat.

Why is Tewi such a bunny-hopping shotgun rusher?

tewi and reisin fail at driving a tank.jpg

>>2013321
Old people get very eccentric the longer they live.

>>2013321
fag fag fag gay noob noob

>>2013314
>>2013312

You'll also want some anti-armor for the tanks, artillery, APC's, and other vehicles accompanying the bunnygirls, but it seems like you have this well taken to task.

>>2013323

>>2013336
Given the fair amount of distance involved, air support will have to soften up the moon forces with considerable orbital bombardment before an armored detachment can even be dropped. That means that our forces will knee deep in the charred and mangled corpses of sharply dressed moon rabbits before they even touch the ground. It'd be a tough mission, because the air force never WINS wars, but if they can just create a patch big enough for the main armored battalion to roll in, then we've got a real fighting chance to see how it all plays out.

Alternately, we could just level the Moon capitol with a few nukes and see if they are willing to surrender yet.

>>2013342
You people are getting way to into this.

This is now a thread about low-gravity professional bunny wrestling.

>>2013336
>>2013342
You guys are forgetting a big part of the Lunar force. Magic. Moon rabbits might not be supported by heavy armor, but when you've got something that half of your soldiers cannot even comprehend, there are bigger worries than quick-breeding rodents with guns.

Even some of the officer(assume Lieutenant and over) rabbits can use magic, like Reisen. Soldiers are going to have a hard time hitting something as illusionary as Reisen, and that's only one officer.

>>2013347
Nice.

Who is the little bunny though?

Realistically those bunnies are really weak and unorganized. I say nuke them, then mop up pieces.

>>2013268
Wouldn't work; the gunports still don't seal up tightly enough, so the outer layer is going to split apart from the inner layer (not to mention what'll happen to the guns), creating an assload of shrapnel that's going to tear up the inner layer of heat-resistant material. It only took about half a missing tile, which was broken off due to falling insulation during launch, to make the Challenger do what it did; what do you think is going to happen when an entire set of tiles (and two guns) breaks up and smashes against the inner set?

>>2013356
If you're going to be waging war on a gray rock that by all scientific explanation CAN NOT SUSTAIN LIFE then you damn well better be prepared for things beyond science's comprehension.

>>2013357

>>2013342

You should be able to clear an LZ for troop deployment and basecamping easily enough. Bombarding their major cities and garrisons will prove slightly more difficult, as the Moon's scientists have ensured that their structures have significant means to repel aerial attack and shoot down inbound cruise missiles.
There is also a defense grid laid over many major bases by the Moon's naval forces. They are responsible for transporting the Moon's special forces and ground infantry, so that they can attack any given target in a very short time.

>>2013356

Never mind the bunny infantry. Their ability of using magic is nothing compared to that of the Moon's elite soldiers, comprised of the most robust magic-users and weapon-users, described by some as a mix of Samurai of Japan's past and the Marines of the United States's present. They are a most formidable foe, if their ex-field medic Eirin is anything to go by.

>>2013367
Eirin was a civilian pharmacist and scholar, and even she was capable of putting down the pain.

>>2013371

Let us not forget that she fulfilled a role in Kaguya's cabinet. An ordinary prescriber of pills could certainly not be tasked with such weighty affairs such as handling the Hourai Elixir.

>>2013364
Never heard of her. Was she in IN or another game?

>>2013382
Pharmacists don't prescribe pills. They just hand them out in proper dosages.

>>2013390
She's the midboss right before reisen

>>2013390
She is the superior bunny.

>>2013395
Oh, I never noticed.

>>2013398
It's better when they don't see it coming.

>>2013367
Naval forces?

>>2013447
How else do you expect to patrol the Sea of Tranquility?

>>2013347
I'm not giving the source of that manga again...

>>2013407

GOSSUN GOSSUN

>>2013450
...But...it's not an actual sea...unless they have GIANT DRILL BOATS

>>2013447
>>2013450

Ranging from small, fast cruisers and cutters with flak launchers and plasma cannons, to the massive Lunar Dreadnaughts that span nearly a mile in length and are armed to the teeth with Gauss-powered cannons capable of punching holes right through a standard Moon battleship - the space-going navy of the Moon holds full responsibility for transporting their ground forces from point to point, and making sure that they arrive in one piece.
They are also tasked with repelling any invading armadas.
Crewed by hundreds of expendable bunnygirls and captained by Lunarians, these ships stand ready to protect and serve as necessary.

>>2013489
you mean they arn't actual boats?

that's stupid.
if they have that why havn't they bothered to just go conquer the earth? i mean shit.
nothing we got compares.

>>2013509

Why would they concern themselves with Earth? They live in a Utopia of sorts on the Moon, they need no resources from us and Earth has nothing they desire. From a tactical standpoint, it would be a useless expenditure of manpower and resources to launch a campaign against Earth, especially with the known mystical creatures(i.e. Gensokyo and its denizens)who are aware of the Moon's watchful presence.

Instead, it is up to the humans to wage war against the Moon.

>>2013509

It's even said in PMiSS - which comes straight from ZUN's mouth - that the people of the moon consider the Earth to be a place for the tainted to live, and it's said that they use the Earth as a prison for those who commit serious crimes.

That hardly sounds like a good target for invasion and conquering.

>>2013536
WHAT ARE YOU GAY FOR THE MOON OR SOMETHING?

GO FUCK YOUR MOON ROCKS OR SOMETHING JEEZ.

FUCKING MOONINTES.

>>2013538
>>2013538

I can't help it if I'm Type-Moon.

>>2013536

Eirin, co-founder of the Lunarian society, doesn't really believe that.

Lord Tsukuyomi might, but it's really just propaganda.

>>2013538

Go fuck yourself.

>>2013541

If we're crossing the streams, those Lunar Dreadnoughts mean jack-all to the 5 Sorcerers.

>>2013551
The Mooninite armada cannot be beat.


It is made of the elusive and rare metal found only on the moon.

We like to call it, Fuckyoudium.

>>2013552
I once ran a car made of Fuckyoudium at 100 miles per hour into a wall made entirely of diamond.

The wall was DESTROYED.

The car was fine.

>>2013547
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>>2013551
>>2013543

What a twist!