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Bully the shorties!

I wonder what happens when you try to bathe a Cheshire

How are they such good dogs?

>>20116436
You'll be bathed in her ass when she teleports on top of your face

>>20116474
I think that dog has some bad intentions

>>20116482
just put a dog cone on her

I want a titmonster damphir that claims to be an expert fencer despite her breasts getting in the way.
Even with the breast bindings

I want a daughteru like Bocchi!

>>20116436
You have to trick her into teleporting somewhere in the house where a bucket of water will fall on her, and once she's soaked and freezing she might as well have a hot bath. Make sure you dry her off well and cuddle afterwards, a pouty spiteful Cheshire is a force of nature.

>>20116436
give her a rubber duck

Hug the bug.

Please don't tap the glass.

>>20116637
>cowfee
Greentea

>>20116436
She probably won't have any issues if you bath along with her. Just be ready for a surprise tongue bath.
IMAGINE

>>20116664
>Greentea

>>20116699
>tfw no Cowfee x GreenTeaNeko crossover

>>20116406
I need an Ice Queen this big

>>20116659
Is this a sperm whale? I bet it is.

>>20116707
I need an ice queen that's bigger than that.

What species is most likely to see the song "Closer" as a love song? Dark Valk and Elves come to mind.

>>20116720
She'll need a little bit of ice cream and lots of hugs, maybe import some fresh meat from the local Wendigo tribes

>>20116541
>Secret chonyuu dhampir
>you think she’s massive in her bindings
>one day while fencing they split
>”Ah-! Anon, no! Now you must learn of... my dark legacy... my bloodline curse!”
>the bloodline curse is apparently some fuggin tig ol bitties
>her mother ohohos in the distance

>>20116755
All of them.

>>20116785
Trading for meat with Wendigos is very easy. When they ask what you have to offer, just tell them ‘more meat’. They’ll be in such an excited tizzy they won’t realize that they ended up giving more meat then they got in return.

>>20116811
Time to give her a nice long hug.

>>20116823
As if you can get your arms around those things and her all at once.

>>20116829
I can try dammit! She needs a hug!

>>20116816
Fucking nice. Can't wait to get tied up and given a nice lap dance to that song. I wonder how good lamia are at giving lap dances.

from previous thread, with a few more lines I went over: going over the level drain entry now. Looks like under the old demon lord it was indeed a complete one-sided total drain of power and knowledge, down to the point were the victim could be reduced to a toddler

But now it has turned into a sort of power sharing, were the mamono only 'borrows' the drained power, then increases it using her own mamono mana before returning that increased power back to the guy (so basically power levelling). The drain can also be done in reverse, were the mamono will temporarily transfer all of her powers into the guy, turning him a super boost in power while she will practically turn into a helpless girl. So if you ever wanted some reverse power play with your Lilim Doughnut Steel, here you go

I decided to try my hand at romance. I hope you enjoy it.

https://pastebin.com/kjTgdKFr

>>20116785
I'll do it.
I'll even trade with the deep tribes to get the freshest, most high quality meat.

>>20116811
We'll, it seems the curse's strength is quite ample.
Lord knows how she bears such a burden.

>>20116821
Don't trick dumb Wendis, that's their hard earned meaty meat!

How do you feel about Demon Silver anon? It has plenty of interesting applications!

>>20116847
Fuck off

>>20116844
>The drain can also be done in reverse, were the mamono will temporarily transfer all of her powers into the guy, turning him a super boost in power

Now knight-anons can go full shonen

>>20116857
Thank you!

>>20116821
Some sort of meat ponzi scheme, sounds awfully complex. Just get them to buy MeatCoin TM.

>>20116844
All I see is "the power of love". i want to box another anon when we are both power leveled by our waifus

>>20116854
The idea of putting my waifu and/or daughteru in rubberized Demon Silver catsuits and just going in on them and beating them up until they're panting, orgasming messes is one of my guiltier pleasures.

>>20116854
I like it.

>>20116821
Somewhere, a Tanuki's eyes heartpupil and a Titania bursts into tears, and neither quite knows why.

>>20116847
That was nice, really enjoyable and sweet. I think it could really benefit if you fleshed out the characters a little bit more though, I didn't get too much of a glean towards their personalities. That might just be because of the length though, who knows. Regardless, keep it up!

>>20116886
I'll keep that in mind for next time. Thanks, anon.

>>20116854
I like it. It's almost like Makai Silver from the Garo franchise, but for sexytimes.

>>20116854
I don't quite understand it. If you get stabbed with it does it just sort of phase through you and make you really horny, or does it actually leave a wound/scar?

>>20116847
Pretty nice, hope to see more from you.

>>20116854
I find a whip wielding dominatix mamono sexy, but I don't actually want to get hurt that much. So demon silver whips, heels and so on is pretty nice

>>20116870
>MeatCoin
Introducing Wendis to stock markets and MeatCoins will turn the tribe into suit wearing HFTs who want fiber lines run to their villages to squeeze out a few extra milliseconds when trading meat online

>>20116877
Not a fan of pain yourself, KDF?

>>20116821
Everyone who tries that always ends up getting Hunted™ though.

>>20116854
I want to be a fighter trained by a Demon and become her husband.

Loli foxes are for ___.

>>20116917
Right>left

>>20116917
That's some good taste. Fighting back to back with your waifu against order villains!

>>20116935
Mating press!

>>20116861
Shark>cuckfish

>>20116908
Not really anon, no. I absolutely can't stand it being inflicted on me except for very light, specific sex-related ways. As far as inflicting it goes (in a consensual sexual sense) I'm a little more willing to oblige, but it's still not something I'd feel great doing and not something that my girls would want too heavily in the first place. My Demon Silver idea is definitely pushing it, but considering its properties it's sexy enough to keep coming up. I'd never go as far as stabbing or cutting though, that'd be way too far for us.

Stingy, post the rest of the set too.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71297395
Pound the hound, do it now.
This is probably more intimidating than imminent rape, it has trap written all over it and not the gay kind.

>>20116956
>spoiler
Anon that's racist.

>>20116956
Forgot to quote >>20116662

>>20116935
bullying

>>20116917
>That pose
She reminds me of Samurai Warriors series' Nobunaga

>>20116939
I'd fight against the order and extremists. Seems fun.

>>20116535
That's a terrible idea, she'd just make you lick anywhere she can't reach.

>>20116946
>you will never go on a high seas adventure with your pirate shark mermaid wife in the hunt for treasure and her booty.

>>20116952
interdasting

>>20116935
Making more loli foxes!

>>20116975
>and extremists
No no anon

>>20116975
But the extremists are our friends.

>>20116987
Yes, protecting monsters from the order and the human from extremists.

>>20116994
Nothing wrong with a friendly duel.

>>20116975
>>20116987
>>20116994
Extremists are for subduing with Dick

>>20116994
Very important.

>>20116998
>and the human from extremists
Gay

>>20116998
>an order of extremist knights clashing with an order of non-extremist pro-mamono knights.
>all because some mamono called for both of them when her cat got stuck in a tree

>>20117005
Say that to my monster wife.

>>20116987
I want to make a Demon permanently pregnant.

>>20116998
>As the order squad and the two cocky extremists stare each other down in the middle of the town square of a medium sized village, a third party busts onto the scene
>the Order troops scowl in disgust
>”It’s the Dark Wanderers!”
>meanwhile the extremist girls pout
>”Aww man, it’s the Cockblockers!”
>Anon and his waifu smirk and ready their weapons!

>>20117009
Read that as "car" for a second

>>20117009
I want to know what it was like when they saw one another.
>"Yo, we boutta fuck yall"
>Before the pro-mamono knight can finish, a extremist runs over and sucker punches him.

>>20117014
They're the only ones actively working to make the Demon Lord's dream a reality.

>>20117047
They should consider other people's feeling.

Consider the following: Jabberwock wurm.

>>20116662
>What's wrong with your faaace?

>>20117056
5 minutes on the internet provides more than enough evidence that people don't know what they want.

>>20117056
Who says they don't?

>>20117005
The extremist faction fucking suck and are in need of a visit from the MGE equivalent of the Doom Marine. I'd love to see Druella's ass kicked, even if it does go against the spirit of the setting.

>>20117073
TRIGGER WARNING

>t. Grigori

>>20117069
They just think they do.

>>20117064
Some people do some people don't, they just can't go around corrupting everyone, they should let it happen naturally and that way people would accept monsters even more.

>>20117073
>>>/tg/

>>20117039
>The happy mamono village suddenly gets filled with extreme tension as the opposing forces are having an intense staredown

I would like to imagine them looking like your typical huge evil knight, something like a chaos warrior with evil caps and all, despite these knights actually fighting for good

All this over a stuck cat.

>>20117073
Fuck you. The extremist faction is generally pretty careful. Also they aren't really about intruding on other monster girls if that is what you are thinking. They aren't going to change a green demon realm into a extremist demon realm and so on.

>>20117085
>they just can't go around corrupting everyone
They aren't

Post your lovers, anon!

>>20117088
>caps

meant capes of course

>>20117088
>Fuck you. The extremist faction is generally pretty careful. Also they aren't really about intruding on other monster girls if that is what you are thinking. They aren't going to change a green demon realm into a extremist demon realm and so on.
They come across as a bunch of assholes who think an empty life of constant sex is the pinnacle of existence. They can fuck off, and I say that as someone who loves monstergirls.
>>20117086
You know I'm right though.

>>20117094
Fuck off KDF, you mental defective.

>>20117107
>thinking that's KDF
Dumbass

>>20117101
>still taking the "constant sex" bit literally in the Year of Our Lord 2018.

>>20117107
I don't think KDF would ever post a vanilla picture of his Waifu or Daughter.

>>20117073
But they have the best Lilim and best Baphomet.
>>20117101
>an empty life of constant sex
Want me to tell you how I know you're /tg/?

>>20117107
Hey fuck you buddy, KDF isn't the only one who likes Kobolds.

>>20117127
>best Baphomet
That's Ropu's though.

>>20117107
Eat shit, fag.

>>20117127
Best bapho is Runya.

>>20117107
That can't be KDF-she doesn't have human hands and feet.

>>20117139
No, it's obviously Marune.

>>20117127
Sorry, but Grelia is a moderate.

>>20117153
Kobolds are too pure. I'm going to throw a tennis ball for her to chase and never ever do a pretend throw ever. Okay, maybe once or twice.

I just thought of a weird new monster gimmick: skin that develops bruise-like marks from relatively little pressure being applied to it. So the girl can have "her husband's love" marked on her body.

>>20117193
So like the opposite of demon silver?

>>20117193
Kinky

But wouldn't learning how to apply pleasure ruins work just as well?

>>20117182
>and never ever do a pretend throw ever. Okay, maybe once or twice.
You fucking monster

https://pastebin.com/cBWP1z8s
Be careful who you bully.

>>20117217
>Master comes home from the war

While taking a midnight stroll in the mist continent you hear soft slaps behind you getting closer and closer.
What is it?

>>20117203
How are pleasure runes related to having a love calendar drawn on your body?

>>20117225
Two kakuens groping each other.

>>20117224
Nah, she'd be at the front door, wagging her feathery tail with eyes filled with tears of joy,

>>20117254
It could have been unannounced, but I guess you are right

He has been maimed

>>20116857
I'll never understand faggots who want to drive content creators out when it's benign stuff like the story linked.

>>20117265
What is this cows plan?

>>20117234
I thought I was going to get some more answers
it was a fat bottom jiangshi

>>20117265
That's just a fat elf though

>>20117273
Ah, at least I got the ass size right.

>>20117275
No, this is a fat elf.

>>20117266
At this point I'm pretty sure it's just a friendly meme, like aussie banter.

>>20117265
A cute.

We need more monstergirls in tights.

>>20117193
Some monstergirls do that with bitemarks. In her case it'll itch until she decides to make it stop.

DEAD

>>20117317
We need more Wights in lingerie.

>>20117349
Give me one reason to be alive.

>>20117368

>>20116898
It explicitly does not wound your flesh, so of course there would be no scar.

>>20117101
>They come across as a bunch of assholes who think an empty life of constant sex is the pinnacle of existence. They can fuck off, and I say that as someone who loves monstergirls.

Have you read the info on the extremists in MGE volume 2? There's a lot more to them than the description you just gave.

>>20117408
At this point I think it's just willful ignorance.

>>20117390
Is that the best you’ve got?

>>20117414
She looks like the kind of Succ to poison the candy she hands out.

>>20117427
No, she just puts a piece of candy between her tits and makes you grab it if you want it.

>>20117408
Heck, info like about the prisoner fruit store chain opening a location in Lescatie, plus the stuff in the side guide, show that even Lescatie isn't as extreme as we thought.

What defines the extremists isn't how much sex they have, but rather how zealous they are towards monsterization.

>>20117427
Nah, she just wants it all to herself!

>>20117219
That was pretty cute

>>20117349
Shush you, I had to do some painting of miniatures before I began to hate everything I did again.

>>20117349
I want to tell her she sucks at Taiko!

>>20117219
>guest
Make an account dude, that was fun

>>20117454
Oomukades are always cute.

>>20117485
I didn't write it though, I just found it

Best girl coming through.

>>20117560
I want to hang out with drunk monstergirls and take advantage of them.

>>20117560
That’s not a cow though.

>>20117573
You're the one who's gonna get taken advantage of.

>No shortstack jinko and hinezumi wives that enjoy sitting in my lap, occasionally sparring to see who gets it first.

>>20117584
I love how its described that satyros reduce men to virginal "maidens" as they charm them.

>>20117495
Fuck off you stealing shit

>>20117596
Gay.

>>20117560
How would they fare in schools?

>>20117615
NO U

>>20117626
Their parents would homeschool them.

>>20116716
Well, it will be.

This is important.

>>20117655
Wock butt?

>>20117637
Do they allow shotas to enroll?

>>20117660
Wock butt!

>>20117661
Anon I don't think you know what homeschooling means.

>>20117655
Nothing is more important than Wocks

>>20117701
But what if the shota is an orphan or a runaway?

>>20091608
[heavy ushi breathing intensifies]

>>20117704
Best Wonderland girl.

>>20117717
D-does she want to be friends?

>>20117725
She heard you opening a bag of candies in class.

>>20117704
I disagree.

Which MG looks best in spats?

>>20117731
Fat paws!

>>20117731
I wanna stick my dick in her cute, little rump.

Which Witch to choose

>>20116854
I kind of like Demon Silver from a conceptual stand point and have already several notes on different scenarios involving various weapons made from it and their effects/uses on the human body.

Since you know, I'm not doing anything else to be productive.

>>20117717
This Ushi is fresh I see.

>>20117742
I like the pose of bottom left. Never thought about a snake flying on a broom.

>>20117769

>>20117735
Kakuens.

>>20117736
Seeing as Runya Runya can't use magic, would she even be able to struggle if I ...forced myself on her fluffy bits?

>>20117789
Baphos are still one of the most powerful creatures physically, anon. She'd be able to send you flying with a flick if you were just a normal pedo.

>>20117794
>just a normal pedo.

>>20117788
Kakuen asses should be bare though.

>>20117743
Don't worry. I've had my own thoughts on it too.

>>20117794
As opposed to a super pedo anon? Like he works out?

>>20117796

>>20117794
>>20117796
Normal pedos go to the chapter members.
Baphos are looking for super pedos.

>>20117794
>She'd be able to send you flying with a flick if you were just a normal pedo.
What did he mean by this?

>>20116847
I liked it.

>>20117794
I am not a pedo!
I just like things that are cute, fluffy and smell good!

And how will she notice me if I'm just cuddling while she's asleep?

>>20117808
>Baphos are looking for super pedos.
I wonder how many Baphos are jealous of girls like KDF's daughteru.

Outside of the obvious sexual activities, what would you do with your waifu? How about your daughteru/'s and family activities?

>>20117819
Only the really kinky ones.

>>20117822
Lots of things, probably more than I should list, but stuff like reading together, going for walks, building a new Lego set together etc.

>>20117822
Me and the wife often hunt together. Putting food on the table together feels great. As for the family, we scatter through the woods looking for lost or hurt hikers and help them out of the snow.

>>20117837
Is your daughter an autistic Anubis?

>>20117827
what the actual fuck

>>20117717
How long before she breaks my pelvis like she broke that wall?

>>20117822
With my waifu, we'd do stuff like watch movies or TV shows, she'd cuddle up to me and watch me play video games or I'd listen to her gush about her work and whatever neat sceincey magic things she's up to, and go out to eat on dates. Lots of cuddling too.

With my daughteru, I'd help her wit her tennis practice, still watch movies and TV, she'd actually enjoy joining me in playing video games, plus cuddling, playing with her toys, and general horseplay.

Some of these things could be done with all three of us obviously, we'd also take lots of comfy family walks through the neighborhood.

>>20117822
Sitting and enjoying a rainy weekend afternoon, leaning on a Nureonago, not doing or saying anything, just enjoying each other's company.

>>20117827

>>20117799
Mine tend to go into some dark places at times, due to my own cynicism. One such idea was a Redcap using a spear, since the original stories often had a pike staff, made of Demon Realm Silver that she could throw with unerring accuracy at men. Point being since it phases through you in such a way that it harms your spirit but causes arousal, what's stopping her from sticking you like a wild boar and pinning you to the ground with the spear?

>>20117822
There would be a lot of nonverbal communication: smiles, nods, blown kisses, etc. I'm pretty quiet at home. Just have to find a way to get that 30 acres out in BFE I've always wanted...

>>20117827
Change a couple things and this might actually make a neat commission idea.

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>>20117888
sasuga, pupfucker

>>20117717
Just look how happy she is!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that like can attract like, and a smoke hobo can bring in girls with similar interests.
Just be careful if you get a NEET one in your home, you may come home to find a vidya gaming party going on.

>>20117873
The problem with a spear is that, obviously the silver won’t hurt you, but what about the pole it’s attached to?

>>20117822
Busking on the street, reading, cooking, playing with the dog, and what he said >>20117845

>>20117845 Are you me? I think you might be me. Are you a Tundranubisfag too?

>>20117822
Waifu would definitely try to help me get out more. Working as a stage technician I have a deep love for theatre so we'd probably have a few date nights where we'd go out to some new restaurant (I like trying new things and she loves a good meal) and then see a show. We both like dressing up although my own taste is rather boring compared to hers (can't beat a black suit and tie).

For more casual activities she'd likely lounge around the house reading or practicing the piano while I cook or work on my own writing. In the evening we'd cuddle up together and watch a movie or play a video game although I'm pretty competitive and might end up sleeping on the couch if I lose my temper. In the morning I'd force her to get out of bed and exercise with me. We'd probably talk about plans to improve the house here and there but beyond gardening I have no sense for interior design (other than clean and orderly) and she'd be too lazy to actually do anything by herself.

I know she'd prefer to have servants but I don't know if I'm comfortable having mummies at home. She'd have a few coworkers she'd introduce but then I'm worried her Pharaoh CEO would get on her case about taking the help home.

>daughteru
Haven't thought that far ahead just yet.

>>20117945

>>20117822
Having someone else at home would put me at ease and get away from the metaphorical “back to the wall, shotgun aimed at the door” mentality

>>20117873
I'd like the part where you try to pull yourself up slowly and painstakingly hand over hand through the shaft until eventually she pushes you back down to the ground.

>"When the portals open, the demon realms won't be sending their best."
>"They're bringing their crime, the raging shrooms, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good people."
>"We need a great wall around the portals to stop the Mamono Mana from flowing into our world like gravy."

>>20117888
I'm sicken, but i'm also not a faggot. Go at it KDF. God speed.

>>20117967
Remove the meme, and there is a valid point. How quickly would mana take over a world, assuming it was all passive and not balls out Lescastite

>>20117967
>3DPD starts parroting the president they hate
Oh how the tables turn.

>>20117973
Probably a few years, unless people start moving to places like Africa on their.

>>20117980
Imagne 7,000+ monsters entering a country at once

>>20117967
We'd probably do what we always do and start conquering their lands desu.

>>20118011

>>20118011
Fuck that, I'm going to their country.
Maybe marry a chubby werecat and move to winter's town

>>20118033
Go for a pallas cat.

>>20118033
I know it wouldn't realistically work but I'd still really like to bring my wife here and show her a few places. Get her some cute modern clothes, take her to concerts, stuff like that. Our world does have a lot going for it.

>>20117945
There are probably ways to infuse the same properties into the pole of the spear, like melting flecks of the silver into it (we already know that mixing realm silver with other metals grants the alloy the same properties as the pure silver).

>>20118037
That would be cute.
A fluffy werecat like that with some pudge would make those winters warmer.

>>20118039
It would be good to visit but its one of those things where I would go to their world to explore or settle down in it.

>>20117973
Well if its like the MGE world then with just passive effects it'd take a long time. Keep in mind its been a thousand years since Lilith came to power and much of the MGE world is still not a monster realm. Presumably their world is about the same size as our planet.

I assume by mana you mean monster mana.

>>20118055
Just to check my understanding:
(Mamano Mana == Demonic Energy) != (Spirit Energy == Mana)

https://i.imgur.com/OoNIdn8.jpg
Apologies for the shit quality, but the world needs more doppelganger content.

>>20118073
I like doppels but they need to keep the changing post marriage.

Granted, mine would have new dimensions each day but that's part of the fun.

>>20118079
Nice milk maid.

>>20118033


>>20118033
I wonder if there are any Apophis living in winter's town looking for husbands- I mean, looking for slaves to keep them warm.

>>20118068
Yes, though monsters also call human mana "essence."

Its all ultimately mana, but every form of life has a kind a little different from others. Monsters especially though have a form of mana that distinguishes them from non-monster life forms.

Heck, let's just let Runya Runya explain it in more detail:

>It's generally all lumped together and treated as “mana” most of the time, but in fact the nature of mana differs depending on each race, and it's classified as divine mana, mamono mana, human mana, and so forth. Mamono mana can be further classified according to race as succubus mana, lamia mana, slime mana, etc. Moreover, the mana of each individual is slightly different even when they are of the same race. Each and every animate being possesses a unique mana, and there is no one else in the world who has exactly the same mana. Even human twins raised together with the same mother and father, and even two golems created from the same material by the same craftsman, and animated by the same mana, do not possess exactly the same mana. For that reason, naturally, it's possible to identity race, and even uniquely identify an individual by performing a detailed analysis of mana. In general, humans do not have the power to sense mana; however, those who normally deal with mana such as wizards and golem engineers are an exception, being capable of sensing mana to some degree, and there are also humans “with good intuition” who are inherently able to sense the presence of mana. On the other hand, monsters excel at sensing mana. Other than being able to sense mana as a presence, there are also those who can sniff out the scent of mana and even visualize mana. Additionally, they are extra sensitive to human mana, men's mana in particular, and can sense the presence of humans even from a location some distance away. Naturally, they can identify whether it's a human or a monster, and even discern particular individuals, but they can also sense what other mana is mixed in with the mana possessed by the target, and it's even possible to discern whether or not the target has a partner, and identify who that partner is as well. The mana of a monster's own partner in particular is unmistakable, and even if her partner has been transformed into another person or beast due to a spell, she can identify him as her husband at a glance; conversely, it's absolutely impossible for a monster to mistake someone using magic to masquerade with her partner's form and mana as her actual husband.

>>20118079
I bet she's smiling because she knows I'm gonna breed her until she's carrying at least quadruplets

Reminder that if you mating press the ravioli, she wins.

>>20118098
What if I doggystyle the bowtie pasta?

>>20118088
So your mana determines your STAND ?

>>20118098
>>20118103
I prefer to enjoy a regular hamburger

>>20118109
Sicko.

>>20118043
Gonna smelt a pleasure mecha.

>>20118109
You sick fuck.

>>20118105

This isn't even her final form.

>>20118088
Imagine sending away a sample of your mana like a DNA service to see the makeup of your mana and the compatibility with other species and types. Depending on the scale of the operation, it would be a great way for single monsters and males to find their perfect match.

>>20118156
I can’t imagine where she could go from here though?

>>20118166
More creature templates, or pure mana.

Kuupid needs to meet her match-making quota, and she needs your help!

Think of a cute couple for her to make. Whether it's a perfect match, or one that might set them up for a sitcom.

Like a Fireman and an Ignis for example.

>>20117888
Oh, KDF.

>Careful Anon, don't underestimate this pitcher!
>I just hope she doesn't use her [Banana Ball].

>>20117907
>>20117972
>>20118181
I'd have to find a good artist first though.

>>20117822
The wife would probably be a pretty big escape-room fan, as well as a frequent moviegoer. She also enjoys going to malls and similar hotspots even if she has no intention to getting anything. She enjoys going out just for the sake of going out. I’ve already spoken about both my daughters hobbies so I don’t have much more to add to them, aside from how fun it might be to photobomb the dormouse’s videos mid-recording or shaperone for them whenever there is a con they are interested in going to.

>>20118158
Maybe, but since you adapt to each other regardless it'd be kind of pointless in the long run.

Its not clear if most monsters (bicorns beings one exception) have any kind of preference in the mana of men before they are married (at which time his mana becomes their favorite). Though I guess it could be implied they do, given that there are things that can effect your mana so that it specifically attracts certain kinds of unmarried monsters (drinking extra thick holstaur milk makes your mana very attractive to holstaurs, eating a lamentation mushroom will make you a beacon to undead monsters).

But regardless, nothing is in general more attractive to a monster than a man that strongly lusts for her. And the monster's emotional state when consuming mana enhances how tasty she finds it to be (hence why when they fall in love it becomes so tasty that other mens mana becomes disgusting to the taste).

>>20117822
Research magic together, try out different places to eat and rink, just spend time at home.

>>20117822
I suppose we would either have scholarly pursuits or at least we'd collaborate with such people, seeing as we'd be owners of large private collections of artwork and historical curios.

>>20118221
Hockey or roller skates?

>>20118166

>>20117323
Huh. I totally forgot about Herpes-chan.

>>20118265
The cow form has too much health! It takes forever to defeat it, while she piles damage over time effects on you!

>>20118281

>>20118297
Oh no! The defeat screen!

How do you calm an angry momster?

>>20118304
Flick her forehead

>>20118304
Tie her up and shove your dick down her throat!

>>20118316
Thanks but no thanks

>>20118321
>thinking you have a choice

>>20118304
Offer to rub her feet!

>>20118073
Any art can be doppelganger art if you want it to be.

>>20118304
Don't, but when she goes to layer on the motherly guidance make sure you moan out, "Harder mommy!".
Hugs might work, might make it worse.

>>20118352
Are mid-sex rice balls as good as that comic made them seem?

https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/1035878417059565569

>>20118367
Eating rice during coitus just sounds like a great way to inhale some rice and ruin the mood coughing. Like you can slurp some whipped cream off her or whatever but rice just sounds like you're asking for trouble.

>>20118375
I guess the rumors are true. Your hair does continue to grow after you die.

>>20118378
>ywn wash a wight's hair

>>20118304
>I-I love you?

>>20118377
No not during the act, just like a normal, clothed lunch/snack between rounds when doing an all day session.

>>20117827
Im pretty sure thats the dog spirit guy from binbougami

>>20118367
Properties tell me I snipped that from something in 2014, I could scour my sadpanda favorites for days and never know where it came from.

But yes, of course enjoying a wholesome snack with your nee-chan would be satisfying. Even more so if you proceed to fuck her brains out afterwards.

>>20118385
Oh. Okay, because I've heard of some people being into eating during the act, but I wasn't sure what would really work. And I can't really think of any foods that would be all that sexy or alluring to watch someone eat while you fuck. Just seems unsanitary.

Like I'm scrambling to think of a way that I could possibly eat a ham sandwich during sex without looking like a total jackass. And I've never thought girls licking lollipops or ice cream cones or whatever seductively was hot.

>>20118405
>This isn’t my lair

>>20118401
Best eldritch horror.

>>20118410
>Ham
Well there’s your feckin problem. Everyone knows pastrami is the most sensual of the cured meats.

>>20118410
I would love to eat bacon or some other breakfast foods off my waifu. Only thing would be for btoh of us to have a good shower before and after.

>>20118411
>...This is.

>>20118418
I had lasagna for breakfast yesterday. I feel like lasagna would slide apart and make a huge mess if I tried to place it down on anything as curvy as my wife. A cheshire might be into that though, if only for the terrible joke.

>>20118419
Looks comfy enough but she doesn't look satisfied.

>>20118405
You forgot the tribute!

>>20118429
The semen tribute?

>>20118416
>the most sensual of the cured meats

Something something pepperoni nipples.

>>20118427
i meant actual breakfest fods like pancakes, crapes, waffles, eggs, etc..., but really wouldn't mind actually eating lasagna off my curvy wife.

>"Children's" card games.

>>20118438
>>20118427
>>20118418
You filthy animals

>>20118427
i meant actual breakfest foods like pancakes, crapes, waffles, eggs, etc..., but really wouldn't mind actually eating lasagna off my curvy wife.

Dunno why just that i got a fetish to do it from a fanfic.

>>20118427
>>20118418
Spare yourselves. Eating during sex is lame, its really only for foreplay. On the other hand, drinking while screwing is patrician tier. Chugging cheap wine during sex is harder than it looks, but is worth it for the cool points. Literally the only point during sex where a woman's laughter counts as a good thing. Remember to keep the bottle angled diagonally from your mouth. Also, you'll have to finish the entire bottle, or risk splash damage. Cleaning wine out of carpet sucks.

Guys, I think my Cheshire is broken.

>>20118453
She's leaking, you need to plug her up with something.

What does it taste like?

>>20118460
Milk with a slight earthy taste!

>>20118460
Strawberry!

>>20118438
I guess you could put some raisin bran and milk in her cleavage. I mean, I suppose it would be a bonding experience but I'm not really seeing the sex angle in eating off of someone. I don't think I could appreciate both eating and sex at the same time.

>>20118444
>>20118450
Oh, I'm not interested in doing it. I'm just trying to figure out why someone would. I don't understand it at all. Maybe that's for the best.

>>20116406
Praise Illias, long live The Order!

>>20118410
Eating spaghetti with a kobold until you accidentally end up eating the same strand!

>>20118471
The dream.

>>20118468
She would look cute with some kitty ears

>>20118471
>she proceeds to growl at you furiously until you relinquish your claim

>>20118468
Friendly reminder that the Order are a bunch of cucks.

>>20118434
>When you can finally read random Japanese on the internet

>>20118486
What is that snek planning?

>>20118466
Different tastes, I guess. Basically its for novelty and there's a primitive but deep kind of camaraderie between those who eat together. When's the last time you went out of your way to eat with someone you dislike?

Also there are gluttons and fetishists, I guess, don't ask me about that -- your guess is as good as mine.

Personally, the wine thing was something done on a whim, she tended to see things like that as romantic, believe it or not. Dancing in the rain was the same as answering the phone mid-sex to her. Sweet girl, but a bit weird.

>>20118501
I don't know but there's that cute guy who delivers supplies to the shrine every week.

>>20118321
I'll take it then.

>>20118460
Like desperate shoeless farmgirls. Now with twice the Rural-flavin! Trollstaur(TM) isn't liable for any pitchfork or shotgun related injuries. Don't blame us, you knew what you were getting into.

>>20118520
I bet it still tastes better than almondmilk or basedmilk.

>>20118524
>based
Who memed this word into the filters?

>>20118506
He's coming again tomorrow with a big load of sake for the shrine's Ryu and her husband. It's their anniversary so that means it's time for the rainy season.

The shirohebi will need a companion for those boring dreary rainy days

>>20118530
Wait is onions not onions anymore?

>>20118453
Nah, she's fine. Just keep smoking the purple rock. Tekili-li, ftagn Cthulhu.

>>20118520
Farmgirl monsters with country accents are a blessing, whether they're bumpkin or belle.

This is the future of Modern Warfare

>>20118531
What a great accountant cat! She’s so responsible and keeps the shrine running well!

>>20118536
It looks like onions milk
Is different than basedmilk ?
What about onions latte
Versus basedlatte ?

>>20118547
>UN
>>

So someone once suggested that if powerful monstergirls or a lilim took control of a ship that is the size of a small city. It ca be corrupted into becoming a "mobile Demon Realm"

Imagine if it were to happen to an aircraft carrier?

>>20118547
Make love, not war!

>>20118559
So many Alps, so little time.

>>20118503
Oh, I get the bonding part of it. I just don't understand it as a fetish. I mean I've got my own weird shit, don't get me wrong, food is just one that I can't wrap my head around.

I will have to give the wine thing some thought though. I don't drink but I wouldn't mind a tasting a hint of rye when I go in for a kiss.

>>20118552
The One World Government will have its own troops, of course.

>>20118531
Speaking of, why is it that sake jars are that 8 shape?

>>20118572
It's a hollowed out gourd being used as a bottle, like in ye olden times.

>>20118552
The un-, to un-Order the world.

>>20118571
Will reservations for those savages bereft of soma-mano mana be upheld?

>>20118460
Love and happiness.

>>20118561
Monsters make war on your penis, dawg. A long unrelenting assault that continues even after you start chaffing and just want to cuddle. The horror! ThE HorRor!

Ushi-oni's are still the best though.

>Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by cuddling on a couch and watching Night of the Living Dead with me?

>>20118612
Dawn of the dead though.

>>20118612
>"Sure but no biting or gnawing"

>>20118614
But the classics!

>>20118612
And here I am watching Frankenstein movies like a sucker

>>20118570
Yeah, its not my fetish either.
>Whiskey
Good aesthetic taste, but save the hard stuff for foreplay only. You can't stop chugging while your thrusting, or it'll get everywhere. Even when you lower the bottle. Also, your sense of smell and taste will soon become worthless, like all mildly drunk people. Not really a plus unless jamming your tongue anywhere she wants normally sounds unappealing to you. I didn't feel that way, but y'know... alcoholism.

>>20117675
The fuck, I keep seeing it as if blonde shota has wock butt

>>20118621
Can Alps be interested in Shotas? This feels like a very uncomfortable situation.

>>20118619
To be fair Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein is cinematic genius.

>>20118612
What is the proper procedure if you see a zombie shambling to get through a closed door, but she keeps simply bumping into it since it's a pull, not a push?

>>20118617
Then we're watching The Last Man on Earth.

>>20116847
I'm way late to the party on this one, but job well done.

>>20118627
Maybe get a revolving door?
>>20118631
I Am Legend was a crazy good book.

>>20118622
Uncomfortable? That's a Tuesday for monstergirls. Don't let your missus hear you talk like that, or it'll be another week of 'calling in sick' from work.

>>20118631
>Last man on earth
Now thats a mamono horror movie.

>>20118641
Forger those fancy shmancy Undead Balls hosted by Wights.

I want to go to a trashy underground rave with Zombies and Ghouls this Halloween!

>>20118743
Headbanging until the heads fall of!

Kobolds are good for humanity

>>20118760
Pretty much all of them would be.
Yes, even that one.

>>20118644
>halloween horror movie night with your manticore childhood friend
>loves October because it gives her a chance to really play up being a scary monster
>regardless of whether the movie is legitimately scary or just a cheesy B movie, nothing fazes her and she's always having the time of her life
>final movie of the night is "Last Man Standing," a low budget monstergirl-aimed ripoff of I Am Legend and all its adaptations
>as expected from Tanuki-Films, the effects are terrible, the species of monstergirl actresses generally shows through their costume regardless of the species of the characters, and the lead actor tends to alternate between silently apologizing to the human audience and trying to make his director/wife happy
>expect to have a blast making fun of the cheesy movie with your childhood friend, but for once she's legitimately terrified
>long bouts of silence broken by frightened yelling and clinging to you for safety
>for the entire rest of the year, she won't let go of your hand in public and rests her tail on your shoulder whenever another girl gets too close

>>20118789
All species, I mean.

>>20118644
>You will never recreate Noah’s Arc with the greatest harem the world would ever see

>>20118760
I do prefer Anubis doggos though

>>20118622
>Can Alps be interested in Shotas?
I'd be fine with that. I'm gonna chug a permanent shota potion as soon as the portals open and go looking for some onee-chans.

Goonies. Stand By Me. Monster Squad. All classic stories about a bunch of kids going on an adventure.
How would such a story work with Monster Girls involved with the group?

>>20118942
Lots more softcore porn. Also i imagine IT would reverse the genders and keep the ganbang scene in.

>>20118957
>Lots more softcore porn
Puts a whole new spin on the leech on the dick, huh.

What's your favorite obscure MGE girl?
Girls that are almost never talked about and have almost no fan art. Girls you feel bad for because no one loves them.

>>20118964
More "Coming" than "of age".

>>20118984
Has there ever been a single Selkie story?

>>20118992
Not that I'm aware of, but then again, I don't really read stories.

>>20118957
Argh. Now you've made me imagine Needful Things with monstergirls. The extorted near-blowjob scene with the rat lunch comes to mind. Or the thing with the Rusk kid, the handjob and shotgun to the face. Nobody can ruin the notion of sex nearly as well as the King.

>>20119005
>Tanuki moves into town and opens shop
>It has EXACTLY what you've been looking for for EXACTLY how much you're ready to pay for it...
Help.

>>20118984
Sahugin

>>20119016
Every day until you love her etc.

>>20118984
Hornets. Need more stories and love.

>>20119015
Fuck packing and just run. Or steal that antique sake jug that she's so protective of. If you pick the last one, do it before she owns your po'dunk Maine town. I would advise you to take up legerdemain, but the only sort that works on monsters hardly seems like a magic trick at all...

>>20119031
But she's got this comic I've been looking for...

>>20118984
vanilla werewolf and sphinx when compared to the others

>>20119015
How convenient!

>>20119034
Damnit. If you're already fixated on the comic then it's probably too late for you to take my advice and, y'know, run like hell. I'll tell you what ... she'll give you a better price if you distract her with something shiny while showing her your "quickness of hand". At the very least you should be able to avoid compound interest surcharges on your soul.

Geez no one ever listens, like when people insist on reading latin outloud from spell books. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, the correct pronunciation is klaatu barada NIKTO...

>>20119067
Ash pls.

>>20119070
Nope. Never mind about spellbooks. Don't even open them. Mispronouncing a word is how we get skeletons. Whadda you want skeletons or something?

>>20119067
>N word
>It was definitely an N word

>>20119039
>"Do you happen to sell wedding rings too?"
>"Ooh, have a special someone you want to spend your life with?"
>"I'm looking at her."
>flustered raccoon noises

>>20119090
Eh why not?

>"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen harpy?"

>>20119123
African or European?

>>20119123
Enough to take me back to the future.

>>20119015
On that topic, I feel that Danuki's would absolutely hate "roaming magic shops" that sell magic/cursed objects and trinkets for cheap one day and are gone the next, and at the same time would get absolutely sopping wet at the idea of owning and running one themselves and meeting their husband and having him be the mysterious "face" of the shop that actively sells everything..

>>20116847
I enjoyed this.

>>20119152
That's my exact MG fantasy except with a Mimic