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20053828 No.20053828 [Reply] [Original]

I want to spend a cosy rainy day with Patche.

>> No.20053843
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>> No.20054098

patch smells like retirement home and dresses the part aswell

>> No.20054157

Fat

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>>20054098
>>20054157

>> No.20054478

Soft

>> No.20054700

fatchy

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>>20053828
I want to have hot sweaty sex with Patche on a rainy day

>> No.20055257
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>>20053828
Patchy gives the best blowjobs in all of Gensokyo on a rainy day

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>>20054157
Indeed, look at this fat sexy pig.
It shakes lewdly, swinging her erotic meaty body to lure males into sweaty, filthy, guttural copulation.

>> No.20056110

>>20055994
Fuck

>> No.20056117

>>20055257
I want to massage her tonsils with my penis while she wears that outfit.

>> No.20057996 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Patchy is for tentacle rape

>> No.20060133

such a horrible thread.

>> No.20060962 [SPOILER] 
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me too actually

>> No.20061050

>>20060962
For someone who spends the day in a library, Patche is really tanned.

>> No.20061078

>>20055994
What is the difference between /jp/ and /e/?

>> No.20062079
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>>20060133
It was ruined by shitheads.

>> No.20067112

>>20061078
/e/ is a soulless toxic waste dump full of souless images.
/jp/ is full of soul but flagued with utter shitheads and incompetent beings who don't browse the touhou threads and contribute nice ideas to further buld their headcannons and have fun with other anons and come together for stuff like flockmod

>> No.20067118

Fogot my sage..
Fuck..
And it's a bad Patcho thread to boot... Why.

>> No.20070740

What makes a Patchouli thread good or bad?

>> No.20074450
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>> No.20078632
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I want to be comfy with chuli-chan.

>> No.20080270

>>20061078
/jp/ is about 2hus.
and lewder.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71215105

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>>20055994

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>> No.20091178
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20091178

Mukyuu Mukyuu Mukyuu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA7Xu4mlDa0

>> No.20091197

>>20061050
That's what happens when you don't take the necessary preparations for casting Sun magic.

>> No.20091253

>>20055994
Holy mating press!!!
I want to breed with this filthy pig

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You can do it Patche!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdJUsqwNl8

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Catchouli!

>> No.20100082

>>20053828
I want to breed this sex demon

>> No.20103421
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I want to sit and watch Patche be cute.

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>>20103421
Patches doesn't like being watched. Please do not.

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>>20103776
Will she get embarrassed?

>> No.20103920

>>20103872
She'll get uncomfortable from having a creepy weirdo glare at her for half an hour.

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>>20103920
I said I wanted to watch her anon, not you.

>> No.20103962

>>20103931
Patchy has an anon?

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Hat

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>>20103962
Yeah, me on the bottom left.

>> No.20104554

>>20061078
/jp/ is full of grown men trying to recapture the magic of browsing /e/ when they were teenagers

>> No.20104616
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Shes trying to become /fit/

>> No.20104630

>>20104616
I heard sex is great exercise.

>> No.20104732

>>20104554
Why would teenagers browse /e/ instead of something more explicit? /e/ is for old men with falling testosterone who now only like the female form for aesthetic reasons.

>> No.20106063

>>20104554
But when I arrived at this shithole site I went straight into /jp/, the lewdest board.

>> No.20108491

>>20104630
But she's a dead tuna in bed.

>> No.20108784
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Would you read a book that Patche thinks you'd enjoy?

>> No.20112829

>>20104488
I love this artist's patche. Would rape (and then be killed by)

>> No.20112849

>>20108784
Read an SCIP anon

>> No.20113232

>>20108491
I'll pump some life into her

>> No.20113269

>>20113232
What, you gonna jam a bike pump up her ass or something dude?

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>>20108784

>> No.20113519

>>20113307
If I learn to summon the spirits of the computer with my spells, can I turn into a real magician like Patche?

>> No.20116061

>>20055994
I haven't fapped in a week.

The semen boiling inside my body gurgles with an awesome power! My engorged testicles tell me to impregnate you! TAKE THIS! MY FILTHY, STINKY NEET SEMEN, AND ALL OF MY GAMETES!

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Built for mating press

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>> No.20116938

>>20116906
Fat as a pig.

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>>20108784
Suggusting books to others and them enjoying said books is the grand dream of bookworms everywhere, no matter how introverted. Of course I'll read it.

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>>20103872
Perhaps.

>> No.20117395

>>20104732
>>20106063
/e/ had more consistent quality relative to the other boards when I first arrived at this slag heap.

>> No.20117429

Is it true ? Is Patchouli fat ??

>> No.20119567
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A wild Mukyu appears

>> No.20120547

>>20113307
Nice picture.
>>20112849
``SCIP''?

>> No.20124123
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>>20117429
Just a bit!

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>>20117429
In the right places

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>>20117429
No.

>> No.20128585

>>20119567
This fight was fun. I felt like it was a lot easier than Marisa, although that might be related to my computer being utter garbage. Oh, my low skill.

>> No.20128822

>>20128585
sauce on the game pls no bait

>> No.20128835

>>20128822
Touhou Luna Nights

It's like 12 bucks on Steam, though I heard they're gonna up the price. It's a Metroidvania where you play as Sakuya. Still in early access, but has great devs. Only the first three stages are out right now, out of 5-6.

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>>20126822
Nice hips Patche

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>> No.20136117

Holy shit her tits are massive.

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>>20117429
While I can understand where the idea of fatchouli comes from (do absolutely nothing all day long= fat), I just don't see it. She technically doesn't need to eat, so I if anything she would be malnourished from ignoring everything else in favor of reading books.

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Tender loving with Chuli-chan.

>> No.20145921

>>20145023
What's the source of this?
Can't seem to find it.

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>>20145921
https://exhentai.org/g/665377/5123d19366/

>> No.20146867

>>20146009
Thanks fatchy

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Does this look cute to you?

>> No.20149452

>>20149415
I don't know.

>> No.20150162

>>20149415
Yes, very much so.

>> No.20152020

>>20149415
Very cute, dude. Would rape the stoic face out of her desu

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>> No.20154914

>>20145023
I love this artist and their Titastic Patche.

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>> No.20158127

>>20149415
At 2AM drinking several beers, probably.

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>>20149415
Yeah.

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>> No.20167875

>>20162994
This fatty needs some fresh air and outdoor exercise.

>> No.20170435

>>20053828
All of you are too rude.

>> No.20171082
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halloween with the patch

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>>20171082

>> No.20178496

>>20170435
Wait, why am I rude for wanting to do that? I’m OP.

>> No.20182061
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Patche is cool and talented

>> No.20182121
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>>20182061
Patche is cool, talented, and doesn't care about flattery.

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>>20182121

>> No.20184452

I want to cuddle patchy on a cold winter night.

>> No.20184940
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>>20184452
I want Patche to cuddle ME on a cold winter night.

>> No.20188959

>>20182121
That's really cool.

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>>20054098
That is a good thing.

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>> No.20195721

>>20104732
I've been like that since puberty. I can blow huge loads just from a masterfully drawn ass. Get real and get good.

>> No.20195791

>>20154907
Moe!

>> No.20199502

>>20149415
very

>> No.20203285

>>20184940
Why not take turns

>> No.20207423

I would suck Patchy's smelly dick clean!

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>>20207423

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>> No.20215827

>>20208265
You're just a faggot who can't appreciate the thought of patchy with an unwashed penis.

>> No.20215858

>>20207423
>>20215827
Fuck off you fucking weird degenerate. Stop trying to normalize your nasty shit by talking openly about it.

>> No.20215881

>>20215858
Why don't you fuck off yourself you fatfag?

>> No.20219152

>>20207423
>>20215827
I see you're man of culture as well.

>> No.20219232

>>20207423
>>20215827
Patche is a girl, she doesn't have a penis. And even if she did, she would wash it every day.

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>> No.20230397
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>> No.20234188
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>> No.20235669

>>20234188
Would you like some help Patche?

>> No.20238895

>>20235669
Why must I do everything.
*Picks up Patcho and walks back to the SDM's Library

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>> No.20245126

>>20053828
Fatass

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>>20245126
This is a Patchouli thread anon, not a you thread.

>> No.20247822

>>20246117
Ugly manfeet.

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>>20246117
No

>> No.20248936

https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/2eewmhxw6uqja43z
Patcho has rhythm!

>> No.20250960
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>>20247822
Nope

>> No.20251086

>>20248936
Fat girls are disgusting.

>> No.20251203
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qt Christmas Patche

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>>20251203
But it's not even December

>> No.20251944

>>20251086
Except Patcho, she is a cute sexy pig.

>> No.20255223

>>20053828
Worst fashion sense in scarlet mansion.

>> No.20256109

>>20255223
Her outfit looks extremely comfy.

>> No.20257054
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Kopatsu

>> No.20260912

>>20251731
worst meido

>> No.20263599

>>20207423
Why is it smelly?

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>>20256109

>> No.20264850

>>20256109
That's cause they're literally pajamas

>> No.20268965
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Cute slippers!

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>tfw no cuddles from Patche ;-;

>> No.20281071

>>20276213
Why would you want some fatty grumpy old hag cuddling you?

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>>20281071
I want Patche to cuddle me, not your mum.

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>>20281071
the fat thread is over there, this is the canon patche thread

>> No.20287255

I just want everyone to know that,
small anemic Patchouli>fat lazy Patchouli
Thank you.

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Jiiiiiiiiiiii~

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>>20289695
You're apparently more interesting than that book, anon. Be honored!

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If Patchouli suddenly has a coughing fit, would she appreciate your concern or get mad at the blow to her pride?

>> No.20295539
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>>20292980
She'd pretend to be get mad, but secretly she's be so happy her heart would go doki doki.

>> No.20295636

I want to make out with Patchy's asshole!

>> No.20299057

>>20295539
Tsundere Patches is completely okay with me.

>> No.20302014

>>20284417
Worst patche.

>> No.20302030

>>20292976
Or anon is just acting stupid again and Koakuma has to restrain him, how pathetic!

>> No.20303401

>>20060962

>tfw met that guy at Otakon one year

He's a cool guy.

>> No.20308797

>>20302014
it's the only patche though

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>> No.20314988

Since Patchouli triggers a false positive on a marijuana test, would she also have one if you ground her up and tested her?

>> No.20315235

>>20314463
I don't know why but I'm really turned on by this Patchy

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>>20315235
I love Patche!

>> No.20318216

>>20314988
She stores THC and CBD on her fat belly.

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