/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's Yeti hug season

It's 40 degrees Fahrenheit out. Too fucking cold.

>>20065276
Weird looking magical girl!

I want a slime in a latex bodysuit.
Or a latex Shoggoth

>>20065287
Toughen up boyo.
Time for winter!

>>20065333
It's getting warmer in the land of Bunyips

Perfectly fine weather for any visiting Anubis

>>20065333
I absolutely hate the winter. Anything less than 70F is frigid, and even then, I consider it cold below around 85F.

Cum inside a fairy with love.

>>20065345
I want to draw lewd messages and symbols on a captured fairy's body

>>20065340
Other than the giant scorpions, spiders, and other girls.

I want to get a tubby trumpart from wonderland and a hugely buff and busty cheshire.

>>20065287
>tfw it's over 17 C outside right now, and that's just in the shade
Safe to say it's not supposed to be this warm here at this time of the year.

>>20065343
I keep my house heat at 55F all winter.
More Yuki for me, I guess.

>>20065354
That's not nice.

>>20065378
I want a slutty, bombshell-bodied, gyaru kiki

>>20065412
Kiki Galko?

>>20065421
That would be more than satisfactory.

>>20065287

Snowy Owls when

>>20065378
Someone should cut out the specific heart motif of every single MG KC has drawn (because said motif is on at least 95% if not more of them) and make people guess which girl it belongs to.

>>20065421
Well I know what I'm going to be dreaming of tonight.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dpd2Ne8UcAEcVqq.jpg:orig
Is it wrong to spank a dragon without warning her?

>>20065457
Does owl have a profile I can read?

>>20065478
Dragons are just mere lizards waiting to happen, so they love it.

>>20065478
No

>>20065478
I want a fat assed dragon

>>20065478
Why would it be? Make sure to lift her tail up too before you do it.

Any good stories involving Gremlins?

>>20065448
Hugs are a great way to stay warm.

>Kitsune tail you can brush, fluff, ect to please kitsune
>Same for Doggo, Wolfo, ect-o MGs
>Can fuck the Familiar's tail to make her happy
>Dragons, Lizards, ect all have tails that you can't really do anything with

I wonder if those cold bloods are happy about having leftover bits?

I don't know where this POV headpat meme came from, but I like it.

>>20065531
They can give you hugs with it and are extra sensitive, perfect for massages and squishing.

I want to go on a date with a Shirohebi, then ghost her for fun!

>>20065575

>>20065575
She'll find you. She always do.

Not even moving to another city will stop her.

Congratulations Anon! You were accepted into MGC University as a exchange student!
You weren’t allowed to pick you new roommate. They just assigned you one.

Roll for your monster girl roommate (You get one re-roll):
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

The bad news? Well... your roommate is a bit odd, to say the least.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d8 for personality:

1. Overly energetic.
2. Shut-in.
3. Sport fanatic.
4. Science freak.
5. Lazy.
6. Dudebro.
7. Pervert.
8. Choose two.

You might want to know how she looks:
Roll 1d8:

1. Curvy
2. Hourglass
3. Big ass
4. Big breast
5. Meaty thighs
6. Slim
7. The norm of her race
8. Choose two.

What type of dere is she?
Roll 1d8

1. Yandere
2. Deredere
3. Himedere
4. Mayadere
5. Tsundere
6. Kuudere
7. Kamidere
8. Roll again, But this time it’s that dere taken a bit to the extreme. Reroll if you roll it again.

Oh and she has a bit of a… quirk:
Roll 1d8

1. She hordes something (you choose what)
2. Nudist (She’ll still wear clothes when outside, if you want to that is)
3. Delusional (believes the two of you are bound by fate)
4. Cum-addict (And you’re gonna help her with that)
5. Monster girl extremist
6. Loves incest (She’ll act like she’s your mom / sister / daughter. Your choice)
7. Once drank a experimental alice potion (will still remember sex but is a perma-virgin and super pure
8. Pick one or two

And then there is always her fetish:
Roll 1d8:

1. Maledom or femdom (your choice)
2. Reverse-Gangbang (That’s you getting gangbanged, by the way)
3. Rape
4. Impregnation
5. Humiliation
6. Nympho
7. Hand holding and tender love making
8. Roll twice, reroll if you roll it again.

So Anon, will you make it through the semester? Will you stay with her afterwards?

>>20065531
Those aren't extra, they can be wrapped around you or cleaned and polished for bonding time.

>>20064882
Am I her only subscriber?

My kiki is a boat, your argument is invalid.

>>20065624
>Mayadere Ogre bro that would behave like my sister and likes rape
I'd go through just fine. Others would think badly of her, saying she's a delinquent and things like that but for me it would be different and she'd even help me getting the girl I want.

>>20065640
That's not a maid, it's a salty rapist with a broom.

>>20065624
A normal looking Tsundere shut-in monster girl extremist Kobold with a rape fetish

I don't know about this

>>20065624
>Overly energetic slim Honey Bee that's a Himdere with an addiction to cum and a thing for tender love making.
She's okay.

>>20065660
t.Shog.

>>20065638
>kingdom in debt
>build more pyramids!

Anubis pls

>>20065664
>She was raised by a hellhound and wants to act like one

>>20065652
She sound like the stereotypical hard core older sister. She would help you find the girl you want in a heart beat.

>>20065665
Well she sounds really cute.

>>20065515
https://pastebin.com/yZufmQAW -- Testing Phase by Punaldin. Kind of an unabashed satire of Saw and other horror movie tropes but it's a fun read.

>>20065680
Pyramids provide labor to many. Labor leads to salaries, salaries to taxes, taxes to national revenue, revenue to less debt. Pyramids are the path to the profitable side.

>>20065624
>An overly energetic shut-in tsundere Alp with meaty thighs that loves incest, handholding, and rape.

I don't really hate alps, so I can live with this. As long as she can keep her messes tidy we'll get along fine.

>>20065624
>Inari
>Dudebro
>Big Breasts
>EXTREME Kuudere
>Monster Girl Extremist
>H*nd H*lding

What?

Worship Pharaoh.

>>20065750
NEIN! This is idolatry!

>>20065638
>>20065680
Instead of a sphinx what if I built an Anubis themed monument?

It'll have a disproportionately large ass and be slightly unflattering. I want to see a slightly confused Anubis with mixed feelings about this

>>20065764
She'll weigh your heart against a feather alright.

>>20065624
>Overly energetic pervert Kunoichi with meaty thighs, mayadere proclivities, a compulsive need to horde pictures of me and a fetish for being impregnated
Why doesn't monster girls real, man?

>>20065764
Anubis are not for bully

>>20065750
But I want a Pharaoh to worship me

>>20065760

>>20065771
I wonder if there's an MGE equivalent?

>>20065624
>slim, shut-in, kuudere imp extremist with a fetish for impregnation
Imps aren't my favorite, but she'd be fun to mess with.
>"Anon, it's dangerous outside. Come inside, and then come inside so I can have your babies."
>Sure thing, but you have to come out here and get me
>"...Kuh, you win this time, Anon."

>>20065785
The only bullying Anubis' deserve is womb bullying.

>>20065624
>Large Mouse > Sabbath Page > Rerolled into Yuki-Onna.
Sticking with the rat. Not the biggest fan of ice-ladies at all.
>Rolled 1 -Overly Energetic
Sounds like a rat.
>Rolled 8 - Big Breasts & Big ass
>Rolled 3 - Himedere
Some kind of self-important rat princess? Would rather a yandere or a deredere, because i'm much more a fan of girls that are just very openly affectionate.
>Rolled 8 - Delusional & Incest
Himedere rat princess who believes she is my long lost sister? Nice.
>Rolled Another 3 - Rape
Ok, I guess I got a yandere after all. Based Loaded dice roller.

>>20065750
I bet my Pharaoh momster would be ashamed if she found out her son wants to dump lots of thick, SE rich semen down her throat day after day

>>20065785
They deserve to have womb tattoos etched onto them

>>20065624
>Automaton
>pervert and shut-in
>norm
>tsun
>hordes
>humiliation and impregnation

>>20065624
>Lazy himedere Shoggoth with a large ass
>Believes we were fated to meet
>Reverse gangbang and rape fetishes
Won't be most effective maid but she's not bad at all.

>>20065624
>Ochi
>1 Genki
>4 Big breasts
>7 Kamidere
>5 Extremist
>2 Reverse Gangbang

Did I just get an ancient Zipangu Empress that got resurrected or her daughter?
Because if so, I think I'll be seeing a lot of her and her retainers.

>big brother's cat is dying
>had to watch a grown man break down and cry
Goddammit. Post the most maximum comfy thing you can right the fuck now.

>>20065794
>Anon's heart ends up being heavier than the feather
>Ammit takes him away to rape him eternally

>>20065922
Not really thread related but it's still /comfy/.

>I hope you visit the church again
>I promise to let go this time

>>20065922

>>20065933
Crocodile Girls when? Big THICK tails!

>>20065478
Only if she’s not already MERE’d

>>20065940
>Spoiler
That's not how you entice a man to come back.

>>20065946
Shit doujin but good girl design for Wacchan.

>>20065624

>Dragon Zombie
>Pervert
>Meaty thighs
>Himedere
>Nudist
>Her fetish is rape

This is gonna be rough.

>>20065624
How does a tsundere cum-addicted pervert work? The first makes it hard for the second and third to work.

Beyond that, I got a curvy Lava Golem who’s into reverse gang-bangs. I like the girl but her fetish is trash. Maybe I can use her addiction against her and teach her solo love is better for both of us.

>>20065999
>"I-it's not like your semen is the best thing I've ever tasted, idiot! B-but since you're so pent up, I might as well help you let it all out."

>>20065999
>How does a tsundere cum-addicted pervert work?
I can think of one that's all of those things but she's from a VN with scat in it.

>>20065624
>Scylla
>Dudebro
>Big breasts
>Extreme himedere
>Star-crossed delusional
>Impregnation fetish

Sweating intensifying at exponential rates.

>>20065624
I got a perverted shut-in big boobed medusa with a god complex. She is a cum addict and a nympho. Wifed.

>>20066017
That’s it, I’m transferring back to my home university.

>>20065624
>Succubus
yes
>energetic
Yes!
>slim
Yeees!
>Deredere
YES
>loves incest
huh
>humiliation
oh
Into the trash

>>20065922

>>20065922

>>20066043
Kidnapping Wendis is NOT OKAY.

>>20065940

>>20066047
Oh.

>>20066047
What makes you think it's a kidnapping?

>>20065563
>perverted big breasted high orc with a deredere personality
>monster girl extremist with a humiliation fetish
My pelvis is in danger isn't it?

Since it's October and I'm in the mood for some experimentation based on feedback from previous threads about world building...

Which girl would you want for a spooky story set in Not!Britannia and Ireland?

>>20066116
How the fuck, my quote was meant for >>20065624

>>20066118
Sounds like Redcap stuff.

>>20066118
Sounds good to me

>>20066043
>Isn’t she cute? This is our neighbor’s daughter. She got lost again.
>I guess I’ll call her dad and tell him you’ll bring her over.
>ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ

>>20066118

>>20065624
Succubus
Pervert
Hourglass and Big Breasts
Mayadere
Cum-addict
Femdom

I think I hit the jackpot

>>20065624
a science freak mayadere(what the fuck is a mayadere?) March Mare with meaty tights, is delusional and has a rape fetish

>>20065624
>Mershark
>Science freak
>Big ass
>Himedere
>Delusional
>Humiliation

Interesting...

>>20066138
You did.

>>20066138
>Succbus
>Cum addict

Isn't that kinda redundant?

>>20065922

Sharp teeth are the superior option.

>>20066230
BIG fish.

>>20066247
4u

>>20066122
>People unironically liking murder hobos

>>20066287
But we've all been one in many games, haven't we?

>>20065624
>Dudebro Kraken
My brain is attempting to process this and is failing.

>>20066294
>Sup bro?
>Sank your ship, just a prank, bro!

>>20066294
Dumb fat fox.

I want to blindfold an Alice and force her to suck my dick!

>>20066321
Fat foxes are for fried tofu and loving

>>20065624
>doujin page
Guess I'm using that reroll after all.
>Werecat
>Lazy
>Curvy
>Kamidere
>Delusional/Nudist
>Into handholding/tlc

So, my old cat reincarnated as my reward for years of looking after her. Not sure how to respond, though I don't want to spook her by rushing into this.

>>20066287
You got a problem with it?

>>20065624
>Lazy
good
>Hourglass
nice
>Kuudere
very nice
>Monster girl extremist
eh
>Humiliation
why tho

>>20066321
Not fat!
Unless you were referring to "those."

These are your wives now.

>>20066374
Very fat.

>>20066380
But I already have a wife.

>>20066400
Good moth

>>20066374
>>20066387
Okay, but consider:

>>20066423
Needs more hourglass

>>20066357
Hard to imagine MGT getting off on a voluptuous Maneater Mildred goblin.

>>20066423
Mofu wins every time.

>>20066436
People were getting off to regular Maneater Mildred long before, so I'm not surprised.

>>20065624
Species:
>Kraken
Personality: (choose two)
>overly energetic
>sports fanatic
Body Type:
>curvy
Type of Dere:
>Mayadere
Her Quirk:
>loves incest
Her Fetish:
>Hand Holding

I gladly accept this.

>>20066272
Why do I have a bad feeling about this girl?

>>20066420
Cool Upperclassmen moth!

>>20066440
>Mofu wins every time
"No"

>>20066504
Yes.

>>20066504
Why do you think we got TWO fluffy Sabbaths?

>>20066493
Goth moth.

And I've got Internet again! Did I miss anything?

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Couple updates, though one of them is smol.

>>20066504
Can't beat the mofu.
Nope, not the mofu.

>>20066591
>goth moth
>not a deathshead moth
Missed opportunity.

>>20066590
Because they're so bad they need to overcompensate heh

>>20066591
She shares the same color scheme as a Vamp Mosquito. Does she bite?

Rata mofu
Best mofu

>>20066639
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>20066654
Stay in your stagnant puddle, kid.

Join the Extremists-we have cookies!

>>20066679
...

What kind of cookies?

>>20066607
They're just meeting demand.
Meanwhile, the best bugs are the ones that joined team mofu.

>>20066685
Triple chocolate chip with a gooey chocolate center.

>>20066666
checked

>>20066679
Nah, extremists are pretty shit.

I want to tie my Kiki daughteru up and pimp her out for sex to all sorts of different characters who are really all just me in different costumes.

>>20066694
Insects were here before canid mofus, therefore they're the original mofus.

>>20066685
Oatmeal raisin.
>>20066679
Only if I'm guaranteed a demon!

>>20066711
Too much chocolate.

>>20066711
>>20066748
I like both of those! Sign me up!

>>20066639
I bet some mofuslut does this with his Rata wife every day.

>>20066745
Going by that logic, Mantangos and their mold sisters are the true first fuzzy lovers.

>>20066733
Fuck you, that mad me laugh

>>20066755
>Titania confusedly wonders if it's possible to use words together in a sentence like that.

>>20065462
>Isn't it obvious
Literally how was he supposed to know?

>>20066771
Here are more words for her to ponder:
>I don’t like chocolate

>>20066679
Wonder what it's like being a secretary at the ministry of breaking.

>>20065640
Look at those huge ballast tanks.
Something something poop-deck.

>>20066730
Reminder that if all MGs were as proactive as the extremists, then the Demon Lord would've had her utopia by now.

>>20066895
Or they would have run out of humans to give birth to new humans.

>>20066796
Now you've made her sad.

She's gonna serve you a chocolate cake for dessert.

>>20066907
Why are fa/tgys so averse to reading the source material?
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#The_Utopia_the_Demon_Lord_Dreams_Of
>And one more thing: The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy. You are also one of those who holds the world's future and destiny in his very hands.

>>20066932
But I prefer vanilla and fruity desserts!

>>20066895
Thank god they aren't then. The whole world being a dark place with sex taking 70% of everyone's lives and time would ruin everything.

Hey, hasn’t Eros-sama gained some weight though? She’ll never find a man looking like that!

>>20066895
Variety is the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.

>>20066947
Didn't male dwarves essentially go extinct because they were converted too quickly?

>>20066971
>more meat for me to grab
I'll gladly marry her!

>>20065624
>Pervert, Curvy, Extreme Deredere Gargoyle that loves incest and reverse gangbanging.

What a hopelessly lewd statue.

>>20066971
>pouting goddess noises

>>20067002
How would you feel knowing your wife telepathically hears and answers thousands of prayers a day from earnest monsters wishing to perform well in bed or look their sexiest or please their husbands?

>>20066799
Eating out your boss from under her desk

>>20066971
What happens if I cheat on Eros with another monster?

>Sabbath Victims Anonymous meeting
>"Th-they s-said that their v-van had a f-f-flat tire a-and that they-they'd give me some Bob Seger cassettes a-and some C-C-Coors Light if I fixed it."
>"There was no music or beer! Only sex! Sex with a dozen of them for hours! In every hole! A-and that wasn't even the worst of it."
>"Th-they came back the next day, saying they wanted to apologize. They said they actually had the cassettes and beer this time."
>"But it was a trick! There was only more sex!"

>>20067059
It's not cheating if it's a monster.

I want to ___ Druella.

>>20067059
You’ll never be far enough away from her to get the chance. She’s too clingy!

>>20066639
Rata-chan reading the headline "Local reporter caught molesting mofu" on the
teleprompter before she realizes it's about her

>>20067092
Ignore

>>20067078
It is Haremfag.

>>20067104
Rude.

>>20067103
From the thumbnail, I thought she was completely jacked and her tail was some anchor-arms type muscles.

>>20067092
hug

>>20067092
Take lewd pictures of

>>20067092
Marry!

>>20066596
>Did I miss anything?
Depends how long you were gone.

>>20067092
be

I want a dark mage that looks like Springfield-chan.

>>20067092
Is there a character who is stronger than a Fully Armored Princess Deruellla using the Demonic Aura Sheilding and a Demon Realm Silver Rapier?

>>20067103
Is she presenting her fat bottom or tail?
please be both

>>20067160

>>20067167
Springfield is already good enough as a human. Would marry.

>>20067174
Not sure how I can get to her tail when she holding it like that.

But I will try my best!!

>>20065624
>Thunderbird
>Sport Fanatic
>Hourglass
>Mayadere
>Cum-Addict
>Alice Potion
>Humiliation

Am I in danger, anons?

>>20067179
>human
She's a robutt.

What does it mean when a fox looks at you like this?

>>20067197
She thinks you stole her poop.

>>20067197
It’s time to use that escape rope

>>20067197
If you like your pants in one piece, ditch them quickly.

>>20066965
>>20066978
Well said.

Literal birdbrain.

>>20067167
Welp, keep wanting kiddo.

>>20067213
You mean nope rope?

What did you say to her anon?

>>20067258
I’d say yes to that rope.

>>20067260
She caught me sniffing her panties.

>>20067260
Put some clothes on, you'll catch a cold.

>>20067260
Complaining about an unwanted boner.

>>20065624
>Dragon
>Sport Fanatic
>norm for her race body type
>Tsundere
>Hordes precious metals & alice potion
>Humiliation

Huh. Tsundere and humiliation is either a really bad combo or a really good combo, depending on your preference.

>>20067260
>I tugged on her buttwing and said 'Onee-san I'm lost can you help me?'
But it translated as:
>'Eyy bby u wan sum fuq?'

>>20067293
I'd say it translates to something more like
>"You looking for a husband?"

Dumb moth.

>>20067312
Gotta stay high, all the time.

>>20067328
I fucking hate that song. Fuck you

How does one mating-press a kraken?

>>20067290
I miss that dumb anime.

>>20067350
With a great deal of effort.

>>20067349
Four hundred and twenty dear anon. Dank plants aren't just for looking at.

Say something to break the ice anons!

>>20067430
I'm going to melt the ice by saying "You're pretty hot"

>>20067430
>“Nice to meet you, I’m anon. What’s your name?”
>Extend a handshake

>>20067430
how about we skip to hand-holding

>>20065624
>Dragon Zombie
>Shut in
>The norm of her race
>Kuudere
>Pick one or two
Hoarding trinkets makes sense.
>Reverse-Gangbang
I don't like dragon zombies too much, but my second roll was a fucking mandragora and the traits I rolled are fine quite nice.

>>20067455

>>20067462
_wO

>>20065624
>former demon lord
>sports fanatic
>meaty thighs
>mayadere
>monster girl extremist
>impregnation
oh me oh my

>>20067477
She seems dangerous.

I wanna hotdog to keep me warm for winter

>>20067477
Succubi are quick to recognize degeneracy

>>20067454
>pulls your hand into her breast
>'So forward, how about we go back to my place'
>'O-okay'

>>20067477
:<
>Nee-san is watching

>>20066596
False advertising about a Rata story
A nigger who needs to kill himself
Great lengths of how stories should be
Some other writefag drama in the mix

>>20067493
OK.

>>20067503
Onee-chan came?

>>20067503
>>20067523

Best imp.

>>20067527

>>20065624
> a delusional curvy himedere wyvern that is a dudebro that want to hold hands and to make tender love.
JACKPOT.

>>20067485
Somehow all of that makes perfect sense for a monsterized former demon lord.
Congratulations anon... I guess?

>>20067527
>>20067540
I wouldn't mind if my onee-chan masturbated to me having sex with my waifu. Even better if she sneaked into my room at night without either of us noticing and licked my dick before licking whatever is left in my waifu's pussy.

>>20067540
I want to impregnate Narmaya.

>>20067527
Sis! Get out of my damn room with your big fat tits! I'm doin homework!
>Ufufufu~

>>20067580
Too late.

>>20067568
>His onee-san isn't his waifu
What is wrong with you?

>>20067573
I never got around to buying that game, let alone all three times. Is she a decent character?

>>20067597
There are better girls out there.

>>20067499
Why is her tail sweaty?

>>20067611
There isn't a better woman for a man than his own onee-san. This is a fact.

>>20067620
Nah, even if you go with the incest a mother is better than an onee-san. They are overall pretty mid tier.

>>20067551
It sure feels nice to have something arrange as you wanted at least once

>>20067626
This is heresy.

>>20066990
Because the dwarf population is still far less than all of the humans and elves aligned with the Chief God.

>>20067620
Don't tell her, but I agree with that whole-heartedly. It's why I sneak into her room at night and irrumate her while she's sleeping.

Stupid sexy dormouse.

>>20067643
You might not like it, but it's the truth. There is nothing wrong with liking onee-sans though.

>>20067620
>>20067626
Imouto waifu is best waifu. Okaa-sans, Obaa-sans, and Onee-sans need not apply.

>>20067679
What about daughterfu?

>>20066444
Mildred was a Redcap before it was cool. Change my mind.

>>20067713
Fattie.

>>20067721
>"Begorrah anon, yer one feckless tart!"
Damn these little bastards (female)
Why they gotta be so cute

>>20067666
Your truth is wrong.

>>20066596
Cool. I'm a little confused on what's happening during that full moon chapter though.

When Love and Tolerance just won't cut it…

>>20067868
.. Anon decides the best thing to do is post garbage.

>>20067615
Love-love juice~

Gremlins are growing on me as of late. Are they popular around here? Is there some threadcanon on top of the profile?

>>20067868
I hope she is using demon silver bullets in that gun.

>>20067888
They're in my top ten, but I follow the profile pretty closely. My additional headcanon is that they're fully capable of making things don't break or explode. Maybe some small explosions.

Reminder that having a momster oni wife and being a househusband is perfectly fine.

Onee-chan is a pervert!

>>20067868
>p90
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>>20065624
>science freak
>meaty thighs
>extreme mayadere
>cum addict
>humiliation and hand-holding
I think this seems fair.

I want to flirt with old, masterless maids and make them feel young again before I inseminate them.

>>20067934
even a 1000 year old Shog?

>>20067913
I don’t get it. Is this some abstract art minimalist representation?

>>20067943
:<

>>20067943
:<

>>20067943
Anon please

>>20067943
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that salmon and red triangle in the middle may be a mouth.

>>20067942
I said old.

>>20067943

>>20067960
Even a 10000 year old Shog who's seen the void at the end of reality?

>>20067943
Nee-chan is the greatest, the masses fear her triangle.

>>20065624
>honey bee
>big breasts
>kuudere
>alice potion
>rape
With the alice potion, it sounds like she wants to be raped repeatedly.

>>20067955
>>20067978
>>20067996
She should really get that cleft lip looked into.

>>20067987
Ara ara~

>>20068024
Anime mouths are not like human mouths.

>>20067691
A daughteru that's part lover or a lover that's part daughteru/imouto is the best kind of monster girl.

>>20068024
Please don't distort nee-san with your 3d.
If this were a different chan I could post my ga kita folder, but alas we're in this shithole. [spoiler/]

Foxes

>>20067987
I say old and you keep asking me about young girls. What are you doing, man?

Remember anons.
One.Waifu.Per.Laifu.

Would you be her manager?

>>20068085
So what do you do when your waifu turns out to be your platonicfu

>>20065624
>big assed tsundere dudebro sylph with an incestual rape fetish

how does this work?

>>20068101
>platonicfu
What the fuck is that?

One of these things is not like the others.

>>20068111
I guess some kind of plant.

>>20065624
>Gremlin
>Shut-in
>8, so big ass and meaty thighs
>Himedere
>Delusional
>Impregnation
I understand how each species has has members of varying deres, but wouldn't himedere be out of place on a Gremlin?
Though, I wouldn't mind if she applies her himedere personality to her mechanical designs and constructs magitech mechs with ornate plating.

>>20068120
Go back to /monster/.

>>20068111
It means you'd be good friends but it'd never go further than that.

>>20068120
the night gaunt has a nose
sorta

>>20068120
The Bapho is a shog on account of her clipping the book textures onto her

>>20068144
But none of them have a nose.

>>20068085
What if they're both sisters though

>>20068130
Ah yes, 'just friends' as if this hasn't failed before.

>>20068130
Anon if you have even the slightest attraction to her shes not going to let you be just friends.

>>20068101
>waifu
>platonic
what?

>>20068130
>Your wife wants to be just friends
How does that even work?

>>20068085
I want to cheat on a bicorn

>>20068209
Why can't they be real

>>20068212
It's not her fault.
It's realizing the attraction you had was never really of that sort.

>>20068229
If they were real they wouldn't be as good.

>>20068219
You're more distorted than that anon with synethesia, nerd.

>>20068229
Because we're here to suffer

>>20068231
What? If she's my wife then it's because I see her as one and went for it.

>>20065624
>Sports Fanatic and Pervert
>Meaty Thighs
>Mayadere
>Loves incest
>Reverse-Gangbang

YIKES, why do I get the crazy chick?

>>20068085
What if I have one waifu for all my laifus? When I die and resurrect, she starts to look for me. By the time we reunite im a child with no real memories of her but I feel like I know her. She stays in my life until im a adult before forcing herself on me and spilling the beans about my past life.

>>20068229
Because 2D is beautiful while 3D isn't.

>>20068212
I had that happen a couple of years ago. I had the idea of a tomboy wolfu but as time went on I realized neither of us would have much in common and that we'd probably be friends at best.
Then I waifu'd a species that would work with me.

>>20065922

>>20065624
>Druella 1st roll gave Lilia Flimlight
>Lazy
>Hourglass
>Tsundere
>Cum-addict
>Hand Holding

>>20068242
Congratulations then.
I'm saying that I thought that was the case, but I was fooling myself.

>>20068255
Are you some sort of cuck?

>>20068282
Then you are stupid.

>>20068284
What does that have to do with anything he posted

>>20066420

>>20068293
Waifu=Laifu
Anything else deserves death by fire.

>>20065624
>Night Gaunt (after using the one re-roll until I got another profile, not counting galleries)
>Lazy
>Big Breast
>Yandere
>experimental alice potion (FUCK. And it was going so well...)
>Reverse Gangbang

Well, this started out amazing and quickly turned to fucking shit. I think it'll be easy to not give a shit about her and fuck someone who isn't an annoying "innocent" gang-bang fetishist.

>>20068301
And she wasn't his waifu, obviously.

>>20068255
Tomboy awoos are the toppest tier.

>>20068308
I read wolfu as Wolf waifu, and hereby claim this anon put to death by the holy order.

Help, I can't stop thinking about monster butts
especially troll butts

>>20068219
>cheat on a bicorn
Anon...

>>20068339
I want a proud, perverted bicorn knight.

>>20068284
Do you even know what that word means? Because I don't think you do.
I just retconned us into being friends while I fuck a monstergirl more suited to me. If anything she's the cuck.

>>20068327
Nah, wolfu can be just favorite wolf. Kinda how like daughteru doesn't mean daughter wife.

>>20068337
That's easy to fix.

>>20065624
>Glacies
>8, so lazy pervert
>big ass
>Kuudere
Ha. Fitting.
>alice potion
MOTHER FUCKER.
>rape
I don't care about asses and the alice potion thing is a deal breaker.

>>20068410
Fun fact: Female Giant Squids are bigger than Male Giant Squids.

>>20068410
How did she lose that tentacle?

>>20068420
In a fight with a whale girl. It's okay, she can regenerate it.

Any last words?

>>20068466
You're cute.

>>20068466
She's fat.

>>20068466
Just kill me now, I don't want to live anymore.

>>20068466
Since I'm probably about to die:
"Let me grope your breasts first."

>>20068257
>2018 Monstergirl Couples Halloween Costume Ideas

>>20068255
Simple, she wasn’t your waifu. The heart is fickle and tastes change, but once you find the one, she’s it.

Do monsters like 27 year old virgins?

>>20065624
Based on the responses, fetish number 2 was a mistake.

>>20068427
That's a perfectly sized waifu!

God is not here.

>>20068410
>>20068427
Fuck off giantessnigger.

>>20068551
As long as she can change size like the kraken sure.

>>20068552
If you would like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.

>>20065624
>Alice
>Pervert + Overly Energetic
>Slim
>Deredere
>She hordes doujinshi
>Hand holding and tender love making
An innocent Alice with perverted thoughts from her upbringing that makes her curious to horde doujinshi but at heart is just a deredere with the pure intent of handholding and tender love making.

I scored the jackpot here.
See you later boyos, I've got a pure loli succi forever virgin wife now.

>snuggle scouts