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>>20047211
>FUCK REIMU AND SANAE!
I want to but I don't think I have enough money.
Maybe if it's just one of them.

>>20047211
They sound a lot like Byakuren. There should be a game with just those three as protagonists.

>>20047221
"remember if they are praying in the shrines they aren't clean"
-filthy frank

>>20047211
>enjoy killing them
Going to stop you right there, danmaku is a non-lethal sport,no one does in Gensokyo.

>>20047330
What about Fortune Teller?

>>20047211
>Both hate youkai and enjoy killing them.
Both are traitors to humanity and work directly for youkai as their mercenaries.

>>20047394
Wat?

>>20047211
>2) They are both sluts
Sanae is. Reimu isnt.

>>20047818
It's true, in half the games Reimu is just doing whatever Yukari tells her to, she doesn't even know why

>>20048192
Oh sorry I realised reimu isn't a slut...

SHE'S A WHORE.

>>20048201
Just remembered, reimu is helped by yukari to increase her powers

So basically
Kanako controls sanae
And Yukari controls Reimu
Two powerful youkai are telling mikos to go kill other youkai,

I think we are now seeing the truth!

Reimu is a virgin

>>20048423
Is that what she told you?

>>20047211
I was actually hoping you'd raise some valid points to discuss.

But it's literally fucking nothing, just headcanon shit. So, think what you want.

>>20048531
Some of it might be a headcanon, but some of of is true.

>>20048531
Some of it might be a headcanon,
But some is true due to proper research on both characters.

>>20048361
Reimu is not a slut, nor is she a whore.

>>20049044
Sure...

>>20049044
When I call Reimu slut/whore I mean she is just a money hungry.
she's a hypocrite if she hates youkai so much why the fuck she have some youkai friends?
And also helped by a high class youkai to help develop her powers.

Reimu is youkai miko

>>20049382
Internalized racism.

>>20048590
What research? You didn't back up shit.

They fight youkai during the incidents as per their job, but there's nothing indicating they enjoy killing. The danmaku fights are harmless.

The slut part needs no explaining either. They don't even interact with men.

And you're contradicting yourself with Reimu being a youkai friend and not at the same time.

>>20049369
Almost like she doesn't hate youkai, dummy.

>>20048201
Reimu knows there's an incident each time, she just doesn't know why does Yukari have to come along because she can't stand her guts. And Yukari only tells her outright what to do in SA, not half the games by any means. Even in TH08 the only reason they find Kaguya is because Reimu disobeys Yukari and follows her intuition.
>>20048365
what.

the only remotely close event related to that would be when Yukari told Reimu to train in SSIB, which Reimu hated, that's hardly being thankful. no, she only "works" for her when there's an incident and Yukari happens to tag along, like in IN and SA.

>>20047394
That's like saying Keine's students are traitors to humanity because she's not a regular human, even though they both work for the sake of defeating (usually) youkai and pleasing the human villagers.

>>20049369
Miko literally used her desire-sensing powers in SOPM to detect that Reimu doesn't want to beat up youkai, she's doing things against her will, probably because of her job.

>>20047355
That sure as hell wasn't danmaku, that was a miko stick to the face. And he got it for breaking a law that gets you the death penalty in Gensokyo, which other characters seem to be okay with when Reimu tells them about it, even Kosuzu seemed to know about the rule beforehand, double so when Yukari reminded her of it.

>>20049733
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya
Read carefully.

>
The slut part needs no explaining either. They don't even interact with men.
I don't meant having sex with men I called them youkais sluts.
>Reimu being a youkai friend and not at the same time.
Well that's a deep shit, she helps them and kills them.

>>20049733
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sanae_Kochiya
Look at the General info.
Look at the personality
Reimu don't only kills youkai but fairys also and she is ruthless when reimu doing her job.

>The slut part needs no explaining either. They don't even interact with men.
I called them sluts not for having dicks but being a prostitutes for Yukari and kanako which keeps them as puppets.

>Reimu being a youkai friend and not at the same time.

Well that's a deep shit if you will go any further you will drown so Reimu helps them and kills them.

>>20049898
It is clear where Keine's allegiance lies in regards to humans and the village itself.
Reimu has no allegiance to anyone besides money and the mercenary lifestyle imposed on her by Yukari. She acts and kills on whims and whenever Yukari tells her to. Keine herself notes this, which speaks volumes.
Sanae allegiance is to whatever puts out the most semen in a given area, and is a disappointment to her moms who for whatever reason haven't kicked her out yet.

>Sanae allegiance is to whatever puts out the most semen in a given area, and is a disappointment to her moms who for whatever reason haven't kicked her out yet.
>>20049733

>>20050377
Are you telling me that Sanae is not so popular that men from the village weren't passing up getting wrung out by perfectly willing and able tengu and kappa to make it to the top of Youkai Mountain for her?
Not so popular they had to install an air tram to the shrine directly to keep up with demand, leading to the tengu increasing their kidnapping of shotas from the village?
Open your eyes, it's all there in the canon.

>>20047355
He was killed for being male. The only reason Rinnosuke gets away with it is because he was castrated as a young boy.

>>20050578
Ask yourself this.
Are you more likely to fuck a green haired wench who inhales semen or are you going to march all the way up Youkai Mountain for a fucking Tengu you can fuck until she starts vomiting when they don't even interact with humans.
Aya is an outlier.
Sanae is an easy fuck.
She's the bike of Gensokyo for a reason

>>20050735
I personally wouldn't mind the challenge. Nothing good ever came of playing Easy.
The problem is that even if I made the harder journey to the Hakurei shrine to get emptied out by Star, Sanae would be there in a moments notice to steal whatever semen she could from her.
She'd even force Star to cumswap or eat her out to get it, which was kinda hot the first time but got old really quick.
Sanae is more than just the town bicycle, she's the semen roomba of Gensokyo.

>>20050892
>made the harder journey to the Hakurei shrine to get emptied out by Star
I think it's more likely for Star to make the harder journey to your house to empty you out.

>>20050933
We thought it was safer going to her since she kills any competition that enters the village.
How wrong we were.

Stop sexualizing my Star.

>>20051043
tell her to stop being so damn sexy then

Thats rude. Sanae is a good girl.

>>20047211
>FUCK REIMU AND SANAE!
Will do anon!

>>20057094
Sanae is a slut,
she's a big fat slut,
she's the biggest slut in the whole wide world
She's a stupid slut,
If there ever was a slut,
She's a slut to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a slut,
on Tuesday she's a slut,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a slut
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha sl-oot!

Have you ever met the miko Sanae
She's the biggest slut in the whole wide world.
She's a lewd ole slut 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
she's a stupid slut!
Sanae's a slut and she's just a dirty slut!
Sanae is a sl-u-u-ut, yeah!

(thank you ramdom anon)

>>20050626
source?

>>20058955
You mean me?
Sanae deserves more slut songs.
[s4s]-tan would end this in a lole!

>>20061880
If you're original anon who wrote this song then yes, don't worry we can make more slut songs.

>>20065459
I'm the one that "wrote" it (I'm not >>20061880) but I want to say, it's just from an old episode of south park http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Kyle's_Mom's_a_Bitch

And more importantly I want the anon who was nice enough to sing it's efforts to be more recognized: Oh wait, it's been deleted. I wonder why I didn't save it.

So who is the slut of Gensokyo?
Is it Reimu?
Is it Marisa
Or maybe is Alice?
Oh no no no!
Sanae is the most biggest slut in Gensokyo

So who is the most biggest slut in the Gensokyo?
Is it Yuugi?
Is it Yukari
Or maybe it's Yumeko?
Oh no no no!
Sanae is the most biggest slut in the whole Gensokyo

So who is the most biggest slut in the whole Gensokyo?
Is it Melling?
Is it Sakuya?
Or maybe it's Remilia?
Oh no no no!
Sanae is the most biggest slut in Gensokyo

So who is the most biggest slut in Gensokyo?
Is it Flandre?
Is it Chen?
Or maybe it's Ran?
Oh no no no!
Sanae is the most biggest slut in the Gensokyo

So who is the most biggest slut in the Gensokyo?
Is it Suika?
Is it Mystia?
Or maybe it's Tewi?
Oh no no no!
Sanae is the most biggest slut in Gensokyo

Sanae is the most good slut if you want to get laid
Go to moriya shrine and she will suck you dry
No matter if you're a boy or a girl she will suck you dry drink it all (3X) sanae you are way better than Reimu

But it would be a total heaven if I had you both
Sanae is the best slut in the whole Gensokyo and godness of all sluts!
Suck me dry (3X)
Sanae is a slut sanae is a slut
SANAE IS A SLU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UT and slut she will be.

>>20065555
https://my.mixtape.moe/dbfihu.mp3

>>20065616
>https://my.mixtape.moe/dbfihu.mp3
No, I have the link but it 404s. Does it not 404 for you?

>>20065629
additionally, if it doesn't 404 for you, save it.

That's weird I still can Google it and I still can find that thread...

>>20049044
She's both buddy boy
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2482728

>>20065672
the mp3, not the thread, is gone.