/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev!

My waifu a cutest.

>>20034682
Gonna adopt that fox.

I just want a weresheep waifu to cuddle me and help me as i try to fix my fucked up sleep schedule.

>>20034690
My waifu is cuter.

>>20034696
But her family's shrine!

>>20034712
Isn’t that what people are supposed to donate for?

>>20034714
What if there's no one left to donate?

>>20034626
Woman turns dragon
details unknown

>>20034706
I don't have a picture of my waifu but she's pretty cute. Any artfags doing requests?

>>20034717
While I'm fond of Dragons I prefer them to be trueborn dragons, from eggs hatched.

>>20034626

last human man on earth gets appointed 3 retainers to take care of him

>>20034717
Screw dragons, I wanna see a woman monsterize into a sandworm.

>>20034692
Should have looked at that contract more closely.

>>20034740
I see nothing wrong with this situation.

>>20034692
>>20034760
Fuck off footfag

>>20034715
I meant before the typhoon.

>>20034765
He's fine for having that fetish, it's not /d/ tier

>>20034626
Somebody actually doing the demon profile transformation and having a threesome

>>20034706
I'm amazed at how these pov pics hurt and instill a feeling of love at the same time

>>20034774
dude, the entire MGE franchise is /d/ tier

>>20034774
Interestingly, I can’t find a foot thread on /d/ /h/ or /trash/

>>20034787
Interesting to see an anon that cant read.

>>20034782
My nigga.

>>20034785
Delete this.

>>20034787
Feet threads go on /e/

>>20034804
Never been there. Neat.

>>20034626
Are you the baby shower anon? Why not write about your waifu.

I want a dark elf to use me as a foot rest!

>>20034715
Gotta be selfless and donate yourself, she'll like that

>>20034728
>last human man
Sounds depressing.

>>20034823
I want a dark elf to hold my hand.

>>20034822
>baby shower anon
No I'm the "dude gets raped by P'Orcs" anon.

>>20034728
You stole that idea and that manga was shit.

Is there a higher-res version of this pic?

>>20034833
Ah then how about about using a doppel potion in interesting ways to make love with your waifu.

Monstergirls only care about sex, while human girls care about being devoted wives and mothers.

t.Totally not a paladin-chan.

>>20034850
Paladin-chan is SEETHING with FORBIDDEN LUST.

>>20034841
>gangbangs

>>20034850
Given the chance, paladin-chans would rape just like monstergirls.

>>20034855
Yes anon it is a possibility to have gang bangs. You are quite the observant.

>>20034855
>>20034875
Have we learned nothing from KDF?

>>20034682
This is a no sad zone, sad monstergirls (or 2D girls in general) are something I can't deal with.

>>20034875
Fuck off faggot.

>>20034883
>>20034894
Sorry i forgot no deviation.

>>20034899
Gangbang trash has never been accepted. Go somewhere else.

>>20034850
If that we’re true, human girls wouldn’t be that bad.

>>20034889
She's a foxy lady, she'll survive even if she has to sell fluff-huffs in the mean streets.

>>20034870
I'd like to watch one squirm every time I refer to her as a "friend".

>>20034850
I want to turn a paladin into a cock hungry cum slave with my abnormally thick incubus dick.

How would she react if you called her an Awoo-bus?

>>20034850
This.

>>20034933
She'll endure. You'll come to love her one day.

>>20034936
A what now

>Temptress' Bell
Rarity ◊◊

>A lovely magical bell with a string attached.
>It is not a bell that tempts mamono, >it is a bell that holds the power to invite men's "Demons".
>By pulling a string connected to the bell you can make a noise ring, and the bell in name only reverberates a piercing sound.

>Just as it sounds, it is only an ordinary noisy bell, but if the person ringing it rings it while thinking of a man who has become their target, then the man that heard that sound will have a magical effect brought on him.
>The piercingly provocative tone this bell plays is indiscreetly irritating and rubs a man's nerves the wrong way.
>The ringing of the bell becomes annoying, and although it will cause aggressiveness along with a sense of anger, irritation and aggressiveness will be completely transformed into lewd desire and impulses by the magical power of the bell.
>In other words, it is a bell with the power to tempt men to have extremely aggressive carnal passion, and if men continue to listen to the bell, they will start to think of ravishing the partner who rang that tone with irritation and carnal lust.
>This bell with an extreme effect is habitually used not only by those with masochistic desire, but also those who prefer stimulating intercourse and children of mamono that perceive intercourse like playing, this is rung in order to arouse the man they have their sights on, and is for luring them into back alleys and the like to enjoy ravishing intercourse.

>Moreover, except those that are specified as targets, there is no magical effect, and it is heard as just a noisy sound.
>Also, since it is necessary to specify a male target with clear intent to tempt, or holding a lust of masochism, even if someone who knows nothing rings the bell, in most cases the magic effect will not appear.
>However, if masochistic desire is hiding inside, and it is suited to a specific man, the effect may appear even if unconsciously.

Assuming it works from men to monsters as well. Imaging putting on a red shirt and then waking up a sleeping Minotaur by ringing the shit out of the bell.

>>20034922
This is not okay, I must help her.

>>20034967
Put her in a box and drop the box at Ryu's.

>>20034966
>Temptress' Bell
>Rarity ◊◊
What is this, Made in Abyss?

>>20034935
Fuck off.

>>20034971
KC has put item rarity in since the first world guide.

Unless of course your making a joke about bells.

>>20034969
But that's where I drop the pups off when me and my wife need a weekend to ourselves

>>20034969
>Put her in a box
Rude

Do you have to sleep in the coffin with the vampire?

>>20034981
The cardboard box is friend to all things destitute. The box is shelter from the elements and from predators, the box is a time-machine, a replicator and a matter transformer. In a pinch, it can even be used to store things.

>>20034986
No way dude, that's too claustrophobic.

>>20034990
But I bet she'd find your bed nicer

>>20034935
Making a paladin deepthroat your cock and cumming right down her throat. Teasing her until you can stick it in and fuck her.

>>20034712
>>20034715
You make your house her new shrine.

>>20034850
That's a shame, I love paladin-chans.

>>20034958
Call an Anubis an Awoo~bus.

>>20034986
How can you say you love her if you don't?

>>20034966
Imagine a Kikimora who has one that she keeps hidden from her master, secretly ringing it every night.

I like busty onee-chans.

>>20034986
Im going to defile her casket and put a mini tv in the lid.

>>20035017
Bus? As in Succubus? That bus? Or the surreal comic-book bus?

There are so many Monster Girl Shrines! I don't know which one to visit!

Tell me about your favorite!

Which species would have you fall asleep while making out? I hate it when your nose and throat dry out from sleeping with your mouth open. I need a girl to keep me hydrated.

>>20035033
Don't we all?

>>20035037
The Shrine of Kekhmet the Frog Goddess, patron of memes, worshiped by Cheshires everywhere.

Snek

>>20034966
Or using it in a training Jinko that needs to concentrate.

Sharing time, post your favorite picture of your waifu anon.

>>20035037
Inari shrines.

>>20035081
You're smalltime
Using it on a restrained manticore till she breaks out of her bonds.

>>20035044
Fall asleep with your lips locked together in a deep kiss.

>Which species would have you fall asleep while making out?
Any girl with long tongues: lamias, mucus toads, sandworms, akanames. I usually associate long tongues with being a kiss slut.

Ghouls would be another species since they have that oral fixation.

Lastly, I'd say jabberwocks. Although with them, you'll be making out with one of her tentacles as she cuddles up with you as the big spoon, giving you a reach-around with her claw, her other tentacle licking your balls, and her nibbling and sucking on your ear from behind.

>>20035085
With the why being that they're peaceful and full of nice foxes that will aid anyone willing to come to them for help.
Always good for a relaxing visit as well.

They might be a bit less enthused if the waifu comes along, but they'd likely warm up to her once they see she's a little more well behaved than the species standard.

>>20035044
Did somebody say kiss slut?

>>20035083
I can't.

>>20035087
We need to go bigger. Using in of a Wurm while using a flight spell so she cant reach you, pissing her off for 10 minutes straight. Then turn off the flight spell after those 10 minutes and keep ringing it even as she rush to get you.

>>20035117
I can't imagine a wurm being sadistic.

>>20035083

>>20035083

Newfag here, whats the best vampire fic?

>>20035089
>Mucus Toad can't fall asleep unless she is deep kissing and her tongue is nicely lodged in your throat
I need this, though your throat would feel empty after such a night.

>>20035109
Put a pleasure rune on her tongue and go wild.

>>20034999
She seems a little mad. Maybe a massage will cheer her up.

>>20035037
Clearly you should visit the Shrine of Sobek. She's the goddess of fertility, so fertilize her.

This is your daily reminder that all cows are for excessive breeding!

Fill your cow up with plenty of seed until her womb and tummy are ready to burst!
Never let a day go by where she isn't pregnant or giving birth!
Breed her all day and night if you have to!
Cuddle and milk her during your breaks!
Hold her tight at night and tell her you love her!

>>20035225
>all cows are for excessive breeding!
Including muscle cow?

>>20035243
Yes, absolutely all cows! Don't ever stop breeding them!

>>20035243
Especially muscle cow.

>>20035243
Especially muscle cows. My strongfat mino wife wouldn't have such huge tits if she wasn't supposed to use them for feeding lots of babies.

>>20035083
My favorite picture changes depending on the mood, but for today I’d have to say this is my favorite of the wife.

https://i.imgur.com/giAUDg3.jpg

>>20035083
My wife looks very cute in this one.

>>20035243
Tell me of ze bull-girls and the things they do.

>>20035083

>>20035383
Dark elves, much like any other elves, deserve rape.

>>20035383
But what's with the frills?

>>20035394
Only vanilla is for rape.

>>20035302
Fuckin lewd, nice.

I want to start discreetly grope my NightGauntfu when shes attending her chaos tea party.

I want to start discreetly grope my NightGauntfu when shes attending her chaos tea party.

What are some of your fantasies you would like to experience with your waifu?

>>20035083

>>20035376
Bad mom.

>>20035439
>What are some of your fantasies you would like to experience with your waifu?
/d/egenerate things that would probably outdo what a Wonderland diamond girl could up with. I won't name them off for the sake of keeping the thread clean.

>>20035442
She cute.

>>20035376
Am I the only one who wants to take shota potion at times and roleplay mom/son with my waifu?

>>20035083

>>20035439
Nothing overly complex. Just bathing together in water that she heated up with her breath.

>>20035439
Roleplay a doctor helping her with her condition when she's in her mating season.

>>20035439
Her being real and loving me.

>>20035496
Too unrealistic, can't relate to.

>>20035450
That's not how you put on lip-stick!

>>20035439
buttslut training

>>20034682
Is it safe to assume that in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Being in love with/being a a relationship with/falling in love with your best friend or Childhood Friend is a rather common occurrence? If so, pic related is a very blatant and clear example.

Ethics related question.

How would Monstergirl-ification affect the familial relationship between brother and sister? Would the familial brother and sisterly love between two caring family members remain normal and intact? Or would it degrade into incest, especially with a lil' bro and a big sister?

Surely there are boundaries and limits yes?

>>20034682
The Bees are fucking in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
and take a glance at those sexy Ants, and
then maybe try a few

>You fuck Ants?
Haha! You better believe it! You're gonna love the way they tickle

>>20035550
That's up to personal preference I suppose.
>>20035556
Stop raping my childhood man.

>>20034682
Would find it believable for Desert-Egypt-Arabia-themed monstergirls to say this when they are off to fight enemies in battle?

>"Our Pharaoh-chan will show them, we do not serve! WE RULE!!!"

>>20035566
What a silly thing to say when speaking of your own RULER.

>>20035449
Of course not. I would eagerly chug a permanent shota potion if that made my waifu happy. She can momdom me as much as she wants.

Would you agree Phantom Ghost Girls make great actresses and are superior to human actresses too?

>>20035546
That's pretty much what wyverns are for.

>>20035614
>that blush
Aww.

>>20035615
How??? Explain!

>>20035624
You raise them since they hatch from the egg, then you fuck them

>>20035624
Special knights ride dragons, but dragons are too bitchy so they sometimes settle for wyverns. Some countries with lots of wyverns breed them and raise them with the squires.

>>20034682
A super shady and secretive Ratatoskr Information Broker to three-man Order Inquisition Team:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXUX9NECjc

>Ratatoskr Shadow Broker: "Tehehe, you travel with fascinating companions Lady Inquisitor Amanda. Thank you for bringing me both Star Paladin Titus and the hero-level Paladin Leah, Lady Inquisitor. Their defeats and subsequent corruption, monsterization and incubization in Star Paladin Titus' case; will cripple The Order's hold on the Rubicon Delta."
>The Lady Inquisitor: "You're not putting a hand on anyone!"
>Ratatoskr Shadow Broker: "It's pointless to challenge me Lady Inquisitor. I know your every secret while you fumble in the dark. Ufufufu~"

>>20035651
Rudimentary papa of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

I want to slip a truth potion into my Nacha wife's drink
>make her favorite tea and as soon as she takes a sip, you ask her how she feels about you
>"Ha! You want to know what I think of you? You're the love of my life and I wish I had met you sooner."
>she blushes hard when she realizes what she just said, and you ask if she really means it
>she opens her mouth spew some venomous language at you, but all that comes out is "Of course, you handsome stud. Every night, I dream of you knocking me up over and over again, giving birth to so many of your daughters, and living with the family made from our love. Please make my dream come true."
>she's so embarrassed, she bites you a lot that night hoping your venom induced frenzy will make you forget what she said
>it doesn't

>>20035757
>"...and that is how you were made"
>"Ew daddy that's disgusting"

>>20035793
Knowing Nacha daughters, she probably means your wife saying her true feelings was the gross part, not when you vividly described the copious amounts of sex you both had that night

>>20035800
of course she would. She probably is hoping her future hubby does that to her.

Speaking of Nacho daughterus, do you think they sit on papas back in public like some species of spider?

>>20035809
I sure hope so. I want to give all my cute Nacha daughters piggyback rides. And if my wife gets jealous, I'll princess carry her at the same time.

>>20035834
I meant in spider form, but human form works just as good.

>>20035841
She can if she wants, but she's gonna see her mother getting stuffed with cum in every hole she has while sitting in the tentacle pit

>>20035252
>Strongfat mino with huge tits
>Gets a little testy when folks mistake her for just a brown holst.

Soft cow harem is best harem

>>20035857
She can take out her frustrations on me. I'm expecting her to crush my head between her tits while saying "Do these look like fucking holst boobs, idiots?!"

>>20035898
Is that when you tell her 'of course' due to how huge, soft, and leaking they are?

>>20035651
Ratas pretending to be cool and menacing while sweating and shaking inside is too cute. I'd love to get a bit aggressive with one just to see her breaking character a bit out of fear.

>>20035912
If I don't need to walk the next day, then yes because she will hate fuck me into the floor. It's cute how she worries about having hurt me the next morning.

>>20035757
Nav does some good work when it's the Nacha.

>>20035917
What's the meanest thing you can say to a Rata?

>>20035975
Something about shaving her floof, though the best thing to say is how you're going to shut her up with your dick since she starts getting wet too.

Dont make me laugh I'm trying to climax.

>>20035975
You're articles are shit!
SHIIIIIIIIIIT

I want to help an ambitious Leanan Sidhe bring back the PC-98 sprite art style back in a big way.

What do you think super hero comics are like in mamano realms? Besides the gratuitous sex.

>>20036020
Bitches love Spider-Man!

>>20035959
A loli Nacho would be better.

>>20035945
Just give her a squeeze somewhere to let her know you’re good.

>>20035975
Your ass is fatter than your tail

>>20036040
Whatever you say childfucker. It’s all subjective for what age is the best to have sex with.

>>20036086
Eggs?

>>20036091
She is very preggnant.

Remember that the best way to unsmug a cheshire is to get them pregnant and refuse to give them belly rubs until they beg you with tears in their eyes.

>>20036103
>Increasingly irate Cheshire appearing in your lap belly up

There's a faint drizzle. Run anyway or stay indoors?

>>20036122
Stay comfy and think about monster girls.

>>20035550
Is there anything better than a busty brocon monsterizing for her younger brother?

>>20036135
i don't care much for either of my sisters.

>>20035985
>>20036011
>>20036041

>>20036050
>age
But an average Nacha is a permaloli all the time. I like to think a young Nacha is a flatchested full loli and an adult Nacha has the JC slightly older body type with small budding breasts, though.

>>20036145
Now that she’s in shock, it’s time to see if that ass really is fatter than her tail

>>20035556
>>20035558
Mowgli had better watch out for Sherry Khan! She's just waiting to eat him up.

>>20036143
Not IRL you dimwit.

>>20036145
gonna fill that rata with my love

>>20035975
>If you could fly, you’d be a pidgeon harpy.

>>20036040
To be fair while I like loli, and the on profile design is peak KC loli. With fan art, especially if it isn't lewd I would rather something different than what is exactly in the original.

>>20035959
Indeed. I'm not a spiderfucker, but...

>>20036223
I still struggle to imagine what my shog would look like.

>>20036143
Oh please Anon, if your sisters monsterize and hold you down and suck your cock you would start caring.

>>20036256
I think i'd care more that the monsterization would save one of their lives.

>>20036256
>>20036263
Forgot to mention she is also married.

>>20036268
And? Her husband could be a total jackass and not like her changes.

>>20036268
>>20036280
Stop.

>>20036287
Wait a minute.

>>20036145
Super cute rata, would kabedon.

>>20036280
NTR is a no, unless the husband cheats on her.

>I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerqu.

>>20036391
This but i'm also curious if he imagined her monsterizing into a generic succ or something else.

>>20036398
>Albuquerqu
*Albuquerque
Please forgive me haku-sensei

KC's answering questions 'n shit.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1049636609279180801

You can now be a faceless mob character and still get the waifus.

>>20036181
>Sherry Khan
>Not Cherie Khan
Because she's mon cherie.

>>20036419
Nobody already knew this?

>>20036411
Do you have the pic of the other two cow girls in their high school uniforms?

>>20036398
This would work with a Sandworm.

>>20036447

>>20036470
>band-aid on nose
Baseball is rough sport.

>>20036419
I guess the japs read the encyclopedia less than us if they didn't know that.

>An ancient evil awakens.

>>20036492
She has to eat these eggs though.

>>20036419
>You can now be a faceless mob character and still get the waifus.
What exactly do you mean? I can't read moonrunes so I have no idea what those twitter posts are about.

What sorts of devices would you build with a gremlin?

>>20036504
What he means is that you don't have to be an JRPG protagonist to get an MG waifu.

>>20036509
A Betamax, a PS1, a Nintendo 64, you know, stuff that the world needs again.

>>20036512
>being allowed to work outside
What a lenient and trusting Shai-Hulud.

>>20036509
A sex powered rocket sled, for starters.
Most of my Gremlin fantasies involve just non-sexually working alongside her, while we retrofit an old Automaton together.

>>20036509
Who does she remind me of?
Oh yeah...

>>20036516
Would she listen to Shai Hulud with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5picftBPqU

>>20036512
I thought this was obvious but I guess not.

>>20036516
gonna tame a sand worm with just a collar and a crowbar

>>20036509
A magitech broom with verniers.

>>20036543
I want a meaty NEET smoke hobo

>>20036509
A series of highly specialized and customized robot appendages so she and I can sub together if we wanted.

>>20036552
>crowbar
You meanie!

>>20036543
Why is she drinking my alcohol?

These are your students for today.

These are your students for today.

>>20036600
What will happen if I point out they're all older than me

>>20036625

>>20036600
>Suzu is a Bapho
I'm ok with this.

If a fairy stretches to a cock larger than her body, can a fairy wear another fairy?

>>20036656
>>>/d/

I wanna use bapho-chan's mouth as a cock holster.

>>20036673
They even come equipped with handlebars for that purpose.

>>20036678
I'd use her horns and tie them up to my waist so that she can't pull her mouth off my cock!

>>20036673
>”Fastest cock in the west, right honey?”
>”Hhep! Pffashdesh chhoc in da weshd!”

>>20036665
Imagine it, a yandere fairy was NTR'd from you by another fairy, so after drugging that other fairy to a deep sleep, she wore that fairy and had sex with you without you knowing the truth.

>>20036696

>>20036512
>>20036504
>>20036419
More accurately:
You don't need to be a hero to have sex with monstergirls, the average human in the MGE world is more likely to be raped by a monstergirl than a main character hero type individual anyway.
You don't need to be super special gary stu isekai man to have a nice happy life with your waifu.

>>20036696
This is the 'fairies hide in vaginas' scenario taken to a whole new level.

>>20036713
Cool!

>>20036713
But I can still be a hero protagonist man for a while and get a waifu, and that’s okay too.

>>20036719
That's pretty tragic desu.
Imagine having an MG lover whom you finally had sex with, only to realize she only did this for her fairy friend inside the Vagina.

>>20036735
Yeah, though chances are you're gonna need to settle down when you do.

>>20036738
>giving the /d/shitter (yous)

FAIRIES ARE FOR CARING AND PURE LOVE!

>>20036750

>>20036750
And innocence breaking to the power of rape.

>>20036750
>>20036756
>H-help Moonlight Knight...I'm trapped!

>>20036665
>reaction image
cease to exist

>>20036771
>Mini-modding
We haven't hit image limit in ages

>>20036765
Break yourself.

>>20036782
I liked it when you had fucked off you closeted avatarfag.

>>20036713
You could be some optimistic newbie adventurer who leaves town only to be raped by a Manticore shortly afterwards.

>>20036782
>in ages
We hit it just two threads ago you dip.

>>20036782
You are literally mini-modding by telling people to go to other boards you whelp

>>20036807
>whelp
Do small Dragons get offended by that word?

>>20036807
If you don't make intruders feel unwelcome at every opportunity, you're not doing your duty.

Kesaran Pesaran is a much better subject for rape than fairies actually.
These druglords literally deserve and love it.

>>20036819
Which I did by telling the reaction image spammer to fuck off

>>20036740
Being a strong hero is enough to attract many monstergirls who would love to level drain you.

>>20036767
Gotta take the wallet off her, poor thing

>>20036832
>Hail, saviour of these twilight kingdoms. I am Priscilla, of the Moonlight Fairy tribe. Your arm is strong and your spirit fair. Would you not spend a night in our humble company?

>>20036824
I need an adult.

>>20036791
How can you be a closeted avatarfag? That's like being a closet exhibitionist.

>>20036840
Closeted gay you dummy.

>>20036767
Time to be a hero! HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>lifts

>>20036837
Sounds fun, although I’ve heard fairies are party animals

>>20036795
Having a Manticore as your first monster encounter has to be the worst possible outcome.
I personally hope to meet a cute lv1 Slime to bully at the start of my adventure.

>>20036822
There are so many gorgeous fairies out there, meanwhile Kesaran Pasaran is just a fluffy ball of happy drugs. They don't compare.

>>20036837
Parties in moonlight kingdoms are very low key events, aren’t they?

>>20036737
Special Ops Dullahan

>>20036849
>Welcome to the bar, O hero. Can I get something for y-

>>20036850
>>20036860
Fairies are pretty rambunctious after half a thimble or two. Mostly they just stay at home playing around though! You guys expected the drunk fairies harassing Anon, didn't you?

>>20036868
I want an ojou Dullahan who walks around with her head nestled in her tremendous cleavage, smugly ohohoing at the common rabble

>>20036524
That expression and body type make me think of a loli hellhound. Ripe for rough groping and having a good grip on hips from behind.

>>20036878
>”You may look at my coins. But please do not touch the coins. I am busy building a tower for Anon. It is very tall now.”

>>20036878
Cum on them with a big dick.

I want a kiki to step on me and call me a bad master!

>>20036878
Yes I did

>>20036879
Perfect
Especially if those titties are tremendous with a T

>>20036878
Is this new? I haven’t seen it before. It’s super sweet.

>>20036509
An aircraft. I'd say a fighter but it'd most likely not be armed.

Are Soviet Jinkos good wives?

>>20036824
>monster tries to level drain you
>your level is too high and your spirit energy so strong she ahegaos just by taking in 5% of your power
Poor girl, I'd have fun using her broken body to get those 5% back.

>>20036924
Very good.

>>20036901
She's got to be more subtle then that.

>>20036908
Double capital T, of course.
Sometimes she laughs so haughtily her head accidentally slips down between them, but even then a muffled ‘ohohoho!’ vibrates out from them even louder and smugger.
She’s just unfair! Rich as can be, and yet also a master fencer! Some girls have too much going for them!

>>20036939
Subtlety is for losers.

>>20036952
Maybe, but, other than being unable to see her feet, she’s got one weakness
Nipple stimulation

>>20036952
>try to call her out on being a despot
>turns out she owns every single charity and soup kitchen in the city and donates to the poor more than anyone else in the entire country
>try to call her out on being a hedonist
>she turns out to lead a healthy and active lifestyle, playing tennis and studying politics and philosophy and is an accomplished landscape painter
>she laughs even louder and smugger with each accusation
>she’s really starting to grind your gears!!!

>>20036901
Do stuff that triggers her like

>Spilling wine on a carpet
>Put her maid uniform alongside red clothes
>Walking indoors in muddy boots

>>20036980

>>20036975
>>20036980
That damn perfect Dullahan! But how best to exploit this weakness... perhaps sneaking into her mansion and accosting her in bed? Anything to stop that damn smug laughter!

I wanna fist a centaur's rear pussy AND her front pussy!

>>20037005
That’s 600$ then

>>20037012
Hey Alp-chan I think you got the wrong door. The leather club’s two blocks down.

>>20037004
There’s also getting her at the pool.

>>20036980
The High Orc is the hedonist.
And she’s big all over

>>20037012
If that's some sort of reference, it went completely over my head.

>>20037028
Oh shit, I’m sorry

>>20037030
Sorry for what?

>>20036966
It's better if they're subtle about what hey want. Like if she finds you conked out after a long night of shitposting, she'll try to wake you up before leaning in and whispering how irresponsible it is sleeping the day away and how easy it would be to rape you like this. Or making you exercise with her ending in a wrestling match.

>>20036966
Did that Anon came home at 3AM without telling her?

>>20036928
Is it bad if I want to become strong just so I can rape low level girls and make them ahegao like that?

>>20037072
Probably. It's hard to turn away a loli salamander shivering with anticipation, though.

>>20037072
You'd get mamono heroes trying to stop you.

I want to make a loli Kiki my slutty oral slave!

>>20037072
That's how you get an army of stalkers.

A good maid will always keep track of the exact number of hours, minutes and seconds that have passed since she gave birth so that she can remind her master that he's falling behind in keeping her pregnant at all times.

>>20037126
>keeping her pregnant at all times
I can't understand why this clear sign of mental instability and emotional neglect is so attractive to you people.

>>20037134
Hello normie.

>>20037092
>Be extremely high level hero who could take down a dragon
>Hold back and give a genki salamander an excited fight so she wants to have sex
>Unleash everything during it
I'd probably end up impregnating her during our first night together and she wouldn't even be able to walk not talk.

>>20037134
This. These people would make worse parents than KDF.

>>20037150
>she excitedly parries one of your weakest thrusts and you can see the amazed excitement and pride in her eyes
>even though you can see a thousand ways to follow up and punish her
Aww, that’s too cute. I’d almost want to let her win.

>>20037151
>freaking out about what people do and say in their private fantasies
You sound just like the faggots at SpaceBattles.

>>20037160
Now that you say it, I'd probably let her win too just to see her jumping up and down. It would make me want to fuck her even harder afterwards.

Lolimanders are a miracle of the universe.

>>20037194
Sakuya looks chilly.

>>20037186
I would let her seemingly beat me and congratulate her and give her honest praise for her tenacity. Then I’d beat her while warning her I’m gonna go all out. That way she’s happy with her performance and also gets max turned on by being beaten by someone so much stronger.

>>20037213
She looks pretty warm to me.

>>20037194
I prefer a Sakuya kiki, but that is pretty cute

Does anyone know the artist for this pic? Google Image Search and SauceNAO both give me nothing.

>>20037161
Protect the dignity of the holy lilims!

>>20037218
Sallies like the excitement so going toe on toe with her would be the best, if you straight up oneshot her she'll be just amazed but not that horny. Though it does open the teacher route.

>>20037227
No.

>>20037134
H Y P E R B O L E

>skirts that can't contain big monster butts
Any of this?

>>20037243
>beating that dead horse

>>20037243
It's only hyperbole when KC says it tho.

>>20036901
She goes full dom on me if I behave improperly for a master. I can order her to do lewd things, but she will always punish me later on with demonic silver whips, rope, heels, gloves and so on. Even when I tell her I love her she will interrupt me and tell me I need to use proper master language so it becomes "I really appreciate your work" or "I couldn't live without a maid like you"

Which MG is most likely to do this?

>>20037293
Bubble Slime.

>>20036901
Am I a bad master for not making sexual advances towards her? I treat my Kiki like a professional when she is working. And she never stops working.

>>20037302
>Am I a bad master for not making sexual advances towards her?

Kinda. Though I imagine kikis are experts at creating the perfect situation for some illicit master-servant relationship, so it will happen eventual.

>>20037302
Are you married?

>>20037296

>>20037302
Pic related is what you'll wake up seeing if you don't make sexual advances on her. She'll drug your drink and tie you up while you're sleeping. Then once you're awake, she'll force herself on you.

What you need to do is heavily criticize her cleaning, finding every flaw you can. Break her confidence to the point that she's on the verge of tears. Then at night, when you hear her sobbing for being a failure in her room, you take her by surprise by grabbing her hair and force her to suck you off. Quickly shift the focus to eating her out and fucking her thoroughly. Assert your dominance.

>>20037270
>Masochistic zombie centaurs

>>20037327
>Break her confidence to the point that she's on the verge of tears.
Pretty sure she'll just leave and find a better master.

>>20037341
Even better. That'll make room for superior meido

>>20037347
>it's another obnoxious shogfag episode

>>20037298
Cringe

>>20037347
I never knew shogfags were this shitty, kinda fits with their taste though.

>>20037347
>>20037352
Can't we all just get along?

>>20037327
You know what they say, a dicking a day keeps the crazy away.
This especially applies to yandere kikis.

>>20037319
I mean I guess. I let her live with me and make no advances towards other monsters.
>>20037327
I could never do that to her anon. She only gets praise out of me for being so wondeful to me.

>>20037372
If you're mean to her, she'll just find somebody else.

>>20037327
>drugged and tied up
That’s shitty behavior. If she just gave some inclination that she liked me, I’d be hers. A simple confession can go a very long way.

>>20037369
Hopeless master being dommed by BOTH kiki and shog!

>>20037395
The dicking doesn't have to be rough or demeaning, just have some loving sex with your maid daily and everything will be fine.
Also I don't think a monster girl would ever leave a man after she devoted herself to him, if you were mean to her she'd just fix you be it through mamono mana or something

>>20036713
>translation courtesy of mgt
No thanks.

>>20037405

>>20037416
Learn Japanese and translate it yourself then you fucking nigger

>>20037416
Enjoy your shitty human pussy then.

>>20037412
>kiki with a dress made out of shog.
oof.

>>20037420
With people like you around I just might.
>>20037422
wut

>>20037427
Fuck off retard

>>20037425
>combined kiki-shog dominatrix

help

>>20037412
>>20037425
>>20037437
>WwEe AaRrEe MmEeIiDdOo

>>20037445
How venomous!

>>20037437

>>20037453
Did somebody say venomous?

>>20037480
What a beautiful snake. She looks like she could be more than just a part of the help though.

Maids are nice but wives are better, and besides if you really wanted a maid you'd be better off with a Living Doll or Automaton maid.

What monster girl looks best in Morrigan cosplay?

Hard mode, no succubus-family monsters

>>20037514
I would find it kind of funny to see the normally non-wife types try to be all classical wife and all.
Like a lich trying to break down everything to a science or an alp trying to figure out what the hell she's meant to do.

>>20037550
Worked okay for the cooking ushi.

>>20037514
What a wifely slime.
She’d be perfect for a husband who works hard and wants to come home to the pleseantries of a good life without the pressure or awkwardness of a maid.

How would MGs react to the idea of twisted, insane love? Like the kind of love that Made Homura become the devil at the end of Rebellion, being willing to overthrow the world just for the sake of the person you love?

>>20037586
You mean a genuine and pure love?
Or a one-sided completely delusional love?

>>20037576
Dab on em, Owl-chan!

>>20037550
>Salamander skipping sword training to learn how to do laundry
>Wight inviting herself inside commoners' house so she can take note on what a regular wife does
The fact that they even try already makes them top tier wives in my book.

>>20037576
That's a lot of fluff, predators shouldn't look this comfy.

>>20037603
Genuine, but not pure. An “I will do anything and everything for their no matter how evil and/or depraved” love.

Look at those massive arms! I would feel so safe in them!

>>20037612
>>Salamander skipping sword training to learn how to do laundry

>"Perfecting the way of the sword is important"
>"But perfecting oneself to please your husband is more important than any skill."

>>20037612
Says who?

>>20037633
Praising a monster girl's muscles is a good way to make them blush and stutter that you can touch if you want. Don't take them up on the offer though.

>>20037650
Birb floof comfy floof

>>20037656
I'm gonna touch 'em and you can't stop me!

>>20037656
Does it include out of season Jinkos?

>>20037625
I imagine you'd also lump Saya x Fuminori in that classification. Sacrificing not just ones own, but everyone elses humanity. Literally and figuratively.
Still best end, in my opinion.

>>20037656
>Unusually shy musclecow timidly flexes her eightpack abs and steel-bending biceps while nervously asking if you wanna feel then

>>20037161
Taco Lilim is best Lilim.

>>20037604
Flex on those non-flying, non-magic MGs.

>>20037646
>Her tail flares up with motivation whenever it's time to do housechores
>She applies all her blade skills to her cooking and serves her husband great food
>Her strength is especially useful to move furniture around and clean under them
Fighters make good wives.

>>20037650
When a man sees fluff his first instinct is to indulge in it. A predator having fluff is in and off itself unfair to mankind as fluff must be touched yet touching their fluff has dire consequences.

>>20037656
That's delicious!

>>20037650
She says who.

That's who.

>>20037678
>>20037656

>>20037656
>Praising a monster girl's muscles is a good way to make them blush and stutter that you can touch if you want.

I prefer a hellhound taking that praise with a confident grin instead.

>>20037696

>>20037670
>>20037673
Fondly touching a Jinko's abs, especially over her womb, has a high risk of causing her to enter premature heat. If you're going to touch please only touch her biceps, and whatever happens do not touch her quadriceps.

>>20037703
>Fondly touching a Jinko's abs, especially over her womb, has a high risk of causing her to enter premature heat.
Just as planned

I sure could go for some of miss Troll’s cottage pie right about now.

>>20037678
>>20037656

>>20037703
>If you're going to touch please only touch her bicep
What if I kiss her biceps?

>>20037714
High-impact sexual violence.