/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19989211
Power levels

>>19989211

>>19989308
What do I have to do to obtain a kofji gf, lads? Where does an anon go to pick up an autistic 5'2" weeb honey with a deadpan voice?

>>19989393
Sell your soul to Ohio

>>19989211
あなたが好きなの

iizo kore

>>19989308
I wonder just how many of these characters /jp/ could name.

>>19990746
Hopefully people at least know who YJSPNI and HSI are

>>19990746
I can recognize all of the cookie ones, but I'm not well versed with some of the obscure inmu characters, like those in the 4.0 row (save for Yuusaku).

>>19990927
You at least know poop daddy?

>>19989308
No fucking way SIK is more powerful than TNOK

>>19989308
Maybe I haven't seen enough videos, but don't most of them depict ASTK as some unstoppable force "consuming" even KNN and HNS?

>>19989961
>>19990040
Very cute little mouses.

>>19989308
why is ICG so high?

>>19992324
ASTK often gets bodied before she even gets to use her voice.

>>19992053
I've seen a couple of vids and the original, so I can safely say that I do know about him.

>>19989353
I want to be ICG

>>19996755
I need to be ICG

I want to see UDK happy and appreciated as she should be

>>19989308
How similar is SWK to the original Suwako?

There are actually people that like Cookie and dislike Inmu.

>>20006915
Yeah, i can't believe it either.

I must tell you something important. You probably won't believe me, just like I couldn't believe it at first. UDK does not exist. This isn't trolling or some shitty copypasta - Uzuki Kousei really does not exist. We made her up. You'll ask: How is it possible? After all, we all watched the Cookie videos and saw photos of her, so why wouldn't she be real? UDK is a mass hallucination, an experiment from the border of science and occultism. Only people who have something in common can see her. What do we have in common? Being autistic loser inmufags? The main catalyst is not fully known. In any case - we are able to accumulate these negative features and display them in the form of various projections. One of such projections is UDK. This is evidenced by the very behavior of UDK. UDK simply existed. She existed as long as there were inmufags. Her life is shaped by the failures and successes of all homos in the world. Did you win a lottery? Great - UDK just ate a delicious brownie. Did you lose your job and are drowning in debt? UDK got rejected from art school. Did you hit your pinky toe on a door? Someone just wrote a niconico comment insulting UDK's voice acting. I could give examples forever. The existence of Uzuki is very limited and almost entirely dependent on us. This is a really bizarre phenomenon that can not be explained on any physical or metaphysical level. Healthy people do not see UDK. More precisely - they only see her partially and don't treat her like a human. She exists in their minds as a blurred being blending into the background. They know that something is there, but it isn't able to reach their consciousness. And when the last homo will die, Uzuki Kousei will disappear from all photographs and no one will remember her.

>>20008260
stop

>>20008260
She does exist, and she's waiting for anon to save her from her suffering!

I wonder if 2ch reads these threads...

>>20010953
They probably do

>>20010953
Yeah.

>>19989399
truly a fate worse than death

>>20010953
through google translate maybe

post some MAD's already

>>20011362
you're the boss
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33370621
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33637274
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26106375

>>20011487
hey buddy
NYN is my girlfriend
Don't post any pictures of her without my consent.

>>20011487
>nicovideo
Post them from a non glitchy mess of a site

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33736439

I have zero idea about Cookie but I want to know what kind of character DIYUSI is, thanks.

>>20012115
Do it yourselfUSI is a traffic guard

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33969929
Why does Cookie go so well with rap?

cookie is cancer

>>20006491
swk is god
http://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31766343

>>19992215
Post-Pheonix SIK is more powerful GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-DjBCdg1c

>>20015746
than* GO

>>20011619
That made me go far imagining how cool a touhou katamari game would be

>>20010953
They come to laugh at us pretty often.
/a/, /v/ and /jp/ are their favourite boards.

>>20027680
why do they never post here?

>>20032067
They can't speak English

I'd like to know that cookie MV that goes "ta ta ta↑-ta↑-ta↑-taaa↓, ta ta
ta ta ta↓-ta↑-ta↑-taaa↑, ta ta"

The end is a homo going ZUNZUNZUNZUNZUNZUNZUNZUN and he's surrounded by ZUN letters.

HZN IS ZUN

>>20034473
so that's why ZUN doesn't like cookie..

>>20036046
Setz is a homo?

>>20036060
>>20036046
The YJ virus is spreading

>>19989308
Haggar is probably not that tough.

where does the " Vagina! (friendly greeting) " came from? is it from cookie or inmu, and what vid?

>>20034891
You just blow my mind.

>>20032067
The samurai fear the jew.