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"Did you enjoy the movie, Oujou-sama?"
"It was the best!"

"I'm tired, mukyu. Let's take a shortcut."

>> No.2000325

predict batman end

>> No.2000327

>>2000323
GTFO! DAN

>> No.2000330
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2000330

"Stop right there, ze!"

"Who's there?!"

"Tell me something, ze..."

>> No.2000331

OH FFFFFUCK

>> No.2000333

Dan, stop drawing toohoos and get back to work drawing lolis being beaten or raped!

>> No.2000336

SUP DAN

>> No.2000339
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2000339

"Have you ever danced with the scarlet devil in the imperishable night?"

>> No.2000342

Hey Dan, since you're buds with moot, ask him to get rid of the new FLOOD DETECTED FILE DISCARDED settings so you can post your silly drawings in this thread faster.

>> No.2000343
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2000343

"OUJOU-SAMA! LOOK OU--JAOOOO!"
"MUKYUUU!!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

>> No.2000345

DAN
NO STOP IT DAN
DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.2000346

FUCK YES DAN KIM!

>> No.2000347
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2000347

"OUJOU-SAMA! LOOK OU-JAOOOO!"
"MUKYUUU!"

"NOOOOoooo!!"

>> No.2000348

>>2000339
aw, i'll admit that line made me grin like a moron

>> No.2000350

Dan tell to Moot make me an Easy Mod'o

>> No.2000352

I missed you, Dan.

>> No.2000353
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2000353

"MY LIBRARIAN AND DOORGUARD ARE DEEEAAAAAADD!"

>> No.2000356

>>2000339
Goddamn lol

>> No.2000357

PATCHY NOOOOO!

>> No.2000359

Fuck its him

>> No.2000365

BAT WOMAN

>> No.2000361
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2000361

"I... I shall become..."

>> No.2000360

>>2000353
gone to /co/ much?
me too

>> No.2000363

>>2000325

Dan Kim? Predictable?

>> No.2000367
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2000367

"A BAT"

>> No.2000366

>>2000339
Do you wanna know how I got these Stars?

>> No.2000369

>>2000366
FUCK YOU!

>> No.2000370

>>2000367
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.2000371

>>2000366
fuck i lol'd

>> No.2000373
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2000373

UUUUuu~!

>> No.2000372

I am in love with this thread

>> No.2000375

I enjoyed this.

>> No.2000376

>>2000373
Saw this coming a mile away. You're losing your touch, Dan.

>> No.2000381

quite possibly the best thread /jp/ has had in a long while

>> No.2000377

UUUUuu~!

>> No.2000378
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2000378

"O....OUJO-SAMA!! Haa~~ haa~~~!"

>> No.2000379

>>2000373
yukkuri!

>> No.2000389

>>2000378
MADES WILL RAPE NOW

>> No.2000384

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.2000386

>>2000378
did not expect this, BRACE FOR IMPACTS

>> No.2000388
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2000388

"NOOOOOoooo!"

>> No.2000392

Oh Dan, how I love thee so.

>> No.2000393

Remember when Dan Kim was funny?

>> No.2000394

>>2000378
sakuya pennyworth

>> No.2000396

>>2000381

Dan desperately trying to save face.

>> No.2000398
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2000398

>> No.2000402

>>2000388
There was a big story jump there...

>> No.2000403

SUCKS

>> No.2000406

>>2000388

Costume looks like SHOOP DA WHOOP

>> No.2000409

>>2000388
flan is jason todd? jesus christ!

>> No.2000419

>>2000412
shit, remi got buff.

>> No.2000412
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2000412

"This is what I want you to remember, Reimu... in your most private moments, I WAS THE ONE WHO BEAT YOU---!!"

>> No.2000417

FUCK DID I JUST GET TROLLED?

>> No.2000418
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>> No.2000421

Too many /co/ references to make me laugh. I thought you were a weeaboo like us, Dan.

>> No.2000426
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2000426

"BA DUMP"

>> No.2000428

cirno = the joker

>> No.2000429

>>2000412
well didn't expect the DKR reference

>> No.2000430

>>2000428

THIS.

>> No.2000433

Grimdark Gotham City Gensokyo would actually be pretty awesome.

>> No.2000436
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2000436

>>2000428
>>cirno = joker

>> No.2000437
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2000437

!!!

>> No.2000440

oh shit. The Dark Knight Returns end!

>> No.2000444
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2000444

"..."
"Don't... touch him!"

>> No.2000455

Get back to work, Dan. More Metal Fist.

>> No.2000452

awesome

>> No.2000454
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>> No.2000453

I only came back to this shithole for this thread, keep the good job Dan. Also
>>2000437
Saved.

>> No.2000458
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2000458

look guise It's like I'm really dan kim, Aye go to /co/ and amn't afraid of anything...

>> No.2000463

>>2000437
datass.png?

>> No.2000464

>>2000458
not the same you sir suck hard

>> No.2000465

I missed you, Dan.

Every single Internet celebrity hates us but you ;_;

>> No.2000472
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2000472

"Like OH MY GOD!! What does this button do?! WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE!? Like, we TOTALLY didn't have THESE in school! Like, totally SCHWAY, BRUCE!!"

"McGUINESSSSSS!"

>> No.2000473

>>2000472
lol

>> No.2000474

>>2000465

Yeah, my favorite internet celebrities are Fred-chan, Erica Friedman, and Dan Kim.

Dan may be a secondary Touhou fan, but at least he is tsundere for us.

>> No.2000485

I don't get it.

>> No.2000486
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>> No.2000488
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>>2000472

Hahaha

>> No.2000487

>>2000472
FUCK DID NOT EXPECT BATMAN BEYOND

>> No.2000489

>>2000485
You are not a bat-bro.

>> No.2000495

There is not enough /co/ in this anon.

You lost me at >>2000412. I enjoyed the beginning, though.

>> No.2000496

>>2000464
Gimme a break, dan.

>> No.2000498

>>2000486
My brother died like that, man. It's not funny.

>> No.2000501

this sure is shit

why don't you go back to art school kid

>> No.2000502
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2000502

>>2000472
>SCHWAY

oh you rascal

>> No.2000506
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2000506

>>2000323
>Fred-chan

>> No.2000507

>>2000495
Read "The Dark Knight Returns", you won't be sorry!

DKR > Batman Year One. YOU HEARD ME.

>> No.2000515

almost expected Flan to be Azrael. Burning and killing everything

>> No.2000517

>>2000474
He's beating the games now, check his blog.

>> No.2000523

>>2000517
I'm up to level 8 in StB now!

>> No.2000526

>>2000507
The Killing Joke>>>>

>> No.2000530

I loved this

>> No.2000531

So, how did Reimu got involved?

>> No.2000540

>>2000339
This one made my night, thanks Dan.

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2000542

>>2000517

Gonna need a link to that. And it warms my heart to see Dan enjoying STGs. I can almost feel Japanese ZUN smiling down on us from heaven.

Fapping to Mushihime in celebration.

>> No.2000547

>>2000531
Reimu = Superman. Batman beat the snot out of Superman and told him that line.

>> No.2000549

>>2000542
http://blog.clone-army.org/?p=147

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2000561

>>2000428

>> No.2000560

Patchouli is Nodame?

>> No.2000564

>>2000547
Batman's lucky Superman's not the kinda guy that holds a grudge.

>> No.2000571

>>2000564
Superman is a goody two shoe faggot, everyone knows that.

>> No.2000575

>>2000549

Lol these guys suck at Touhou.

>> No.2000577

>>2000564
Superman is a goody two shoe faggot, everyone knows that.

>> No.2000582

>>2000577
Yeah but what if he wasn't?

What if he acted just like Batman did, but with all the shit he has a Superman?

No one would fuck with him.

>> No.2000583

im bored already

>> No.2000588
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2000588

I hate Superman in normal stories... and yet I love him in alternate universes.

Supe's only good when he fucks the universe up.

>> No.2000594

>>2000564
http://www.darkknight.ca/storylines/tdkr.html

>> No.2000600

Fuck yeah, Dan Kim! I've been wondering where you were.

>> No.2000602

>>2000583
dan has that effect on people

>> No.2000616

>>2000582
whenever he acts up like that he usually gets the snot beat out of him by Batman.

>> No.2000630

/jp/ - Comics & Cartoons

>> No.2000637

So lemme get this straight. A normal human with martial arts training and a bunch of coal gadgets manages to beat up a superhero stacked with a shitload of superpowers in every crevice?


Back to manga I go...

>> No.2000650

>>2000637
kryptonite, and batman...normal?

>> No.2000656

>>2000637
He used Kryptonite-fueled powered armor. And had a one-armed semi-retired Green Arrow shoot Supes in the heart with a Kryptonite arrow. And still, he couldn't completely take him out before he had that heart attack.

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2000673

Dan is my drug of choice

>> No.2000675
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2000675

Fuck yes, you are the best superhero ever.

>> No.2000677

>>2000637
Batman = h4x

>> No.2000685

>>2000675
COMMUNISM IS DEAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.2000697

this is the best thread of the night

>> No.2000700

Batman isn't a superhero.

>> No.2000713

>>2000700

Truedat

>> No.2000722

I don't understand every single pic in this thread except the first ones.

>> No.2000739

>>2000722
It's /co/ stuff.

>> No.2000742

>>2000353
NOT THE DOOR GUARD!

>> No.2000759
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2000759

Fastest slut in gensokyo.

>> No.2000761

Go back to your actual serials please

>> No.2000762

>>2000353
But there's no need to become Batman... Youkais respawn!

>> No.2000787

>>2000759
harnessing the power of the speed whores

>> No.2000792

So...who'll be the Green Lanterns in whatever sector Gensokyo is?

>> No.2000793

>>2000759
She sleeps around so fast she's a blur!

>> No.2000804

>>2000792
Sanae obviously

>> No.2000806

>>2000804
I don't think Sanae is that strong willed/imaginative.

>> No.2000820
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2000820

"HOLD IT!"

>> No.2000831
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2000831

"We'll see who's REALLY the fastest in Gensokyo!"

>> No.2000834

>>2000831
YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

>> No.2000839

i can smell the slut jokes

>> No.2000842

>>2000831
good girls

>> No.2000846
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2000846

>> No.2000849
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2000849

... meh.

I should stop drinking so heavily.

>> No.2000854
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>> No.2000859

>>2000854
No finish it now goddammit!

>> No.2000867

>>2000854
FEELS LIKE ACTUALLY READING A DC COMIC BOOK!

>> No.2000876

OUTRAGEOUS!

>> No.2000885
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>> No.2000887

>>2000831
that was one of the most bullshit things i've heard of. Superman cannot run that fast. that's why he's not the fucking flash. god, why do they even have other heroes if superman can do fucking everything anyways? why not just give him multiplicity powers too?

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2000891

*type*
*type*
*type*

>> No.2000895

>>2000891
Translation:
fap type fap

>> No.2000898
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2000898

"?"

>> No.2000899

this is my first time actually being around for a Dan thread. This is one of the most awesomeist things evar

>> No.2000905

>>2000898
oh shit

>> No.2000915

f5'ing at a moderate speed to compensate "flood detected, file discarded"

>> No.2000918
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+1

>> No.2000920
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THE END

>> No.2000924

PROCEED!!

>> No.2000925

WAT

>> No.2000929

>>2000920
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

>> No.2000934

>>2000920
I see what you did there.

>> No.2000936

holy shit, best thing to wake up to ever

DAN-KUN

>> No.2000942

>>2000920

Oh Dan.

>> No.2000943

>>2000920
>>2000898
>>2000891
>>2000885
>>2000831
>>2000820
>>2000759
This joke is beaten to death and is stupid.

>> No.2000948

>>2000920

Logically the next touhou would have three attack sets.

Perhaps since the Moriya shrine actually has patrons, a Komachi-esque 'Money Shot'?

>> No.2000955

>>2000948
>'Money Shot'

ransmirk.png

>> No.2000959
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>>2000920

Youkai Martin team?

>> No.2000967

>>2000920
I wish I could get 60fps in MoF and SA. god my computer sucks ass

>> No.2001063

This is a good thread.

>> No.2001115
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2001115

I can't believe I am saying this, but...
I missed you, Dan.

>> No.2001135

well, that was fucking...

>> No.2001169

>>2001135
horrible

>> No.2001515

Win

>> No.2001537
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>> No.2001581

>>2000887
He doesn't have multiplicity powers. He has super-multiplicity powers.

>> No.2003407

IS THIS ARCHIVED YET?

>> No.2003421

>>2003407
get the fuck back to gaia

>> No.2003422

>>2003407
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=2000323

>> No.2003434

>>2000887
Well, it was one of those comic book things to make things hype. And Superman doesn't have to run, he could always fly. But he still wouldn't be faster than the Flash. So yeah, I agree with you. Flash was cooler anyways.

Golden Age Flash didn't wear a mask because he would just vibrate the molecules in his face at high speeds so no one could make out his face.

Silver Age Flash created himself when he ran so fast that he became the lightning bolt that caused the accident that gave him his powers in the first place.

Wally West Flash could tap into the Speed Force to time travel.

Bart Allen Flash was supposed to die but he outran Death. Yes, you read correctly. He out ran Death.

>> No.2003439

http://www.outwar.com/rec/bigbeef5000

>> No.2003466

Fucking best thread ever!

But I must ask:

>>2000472

Is that Sanae who is McGuiness? Snake, frog and bat charms? How does that even work?

So like, Suwako is her mom and REMILLIA is her dad?

>> No.2003476

fucking newbies here

>> No.2003485

>>2003476
including the op

>> No.2003492

EHPICK WHIIIIN, EEEEEHHHHPPPPPPIIICCCKKK WWWWHHIIIIIIINNNNNN XD
STIKY DIS SHIT
PPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL000000000000000000000000000000000000000XXXx

>> No.2003498

>>2003476
well, this is /jp/ and not /co/, but then again whenever there's something I don't understand I just look it up and do some reading

>> No.2003502

>>2003492

>> No.2003529

STICKY THIS SHIT MOOT

>> No.2003576
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2003576

>>2003529
>moot
>browsing /jp/
>stickying something touhou relatd

>> No.2003579

>>2003434
You should just post the rant on why Flash is the most powerful superhero in any universe.
HE HAS PANTS OUT OF GOES FAST!

As a /jp/ /co/mr/a/de, I can't stop laughing at this thread. And Red Son is the best Superman story. You know it.

>> No.2003587

>>2003466
>>Who is McGuinness
In the possible future of Batman Beyond, Bruce Wayne becomes too old to be Batman and has an annoying teenager named Terry McGuinness become his replacement. Cue numerous times where Bruce angrily calls him by his last name because he's a total idiot.

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2003619

Gyaoo~!

I'm gonna eat you~!

>> No.2003627

>>2000323
archive this shit xD

>> No.2003632

>>2003579
Unfortunately, Flash is far from being the most powerful superhero in any Universe. No matter how fast he is, he still has average strength. Hell in his own universe Kyle Raynor Green Lantern was more powerful.

Mostly because he got rid of that stupid weakness to the colour Yellow previous GLs had from his ring. He is also the only one that can wear his ring unless he lets someone borrow it of his own will. He can call the ring back whenever he wants. He doesn't need to recharge it and all other sorts of bullshit.

>> No.2003655

>Kyle Raynor
>More powerful than the Flash

You might want to have /co/ check your working there, Skippy.

>> No.2003655,1 [INTERNAL] 

bump

>> No.2003655,2 [INTERNAL] 

Didn't know Dan is a /co/mrade.

>> No.2003655,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2003655,2
But...but...that's where he started to post...and where the desu bomb happened.

>> No.2003655,4 [INTERNAL] 

Evidence that Dan fucking called it, Sanae was meant to be playable.

>> No.2003655,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2003655,4
Reimu = Red = Mario
Marisa = Yellow = Wario
Sanae = Green = Luigi

Touhou just introduced luigi a bit later thats all.

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