/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19956323
Because

She isn't. I hate Sagumeme so much and I totally would not hug her!

She doesn't have an overt superiority complex, is not above cooperating with humans and even a youkai, and her actions in LoLK were, in the end, nothing more than a desperate attempt to save her people. Reisen respects Sagume, and she generally hates Lunarians. That also says a lot.

She's also insanely hot. I want to push her down and motorboat her tits right now.

>>19956323
No, Eirin is.

>>19956540
t. Kaguya

>>19956323

>>19957085
cute

>>19956323
Sagume is the only good Lunarian and she's by far the best new-hu in recent times.

All Lunarians are best girls, but Eirin is best Lunarian and therefore bestest girl.

>>19957220
>>19956540
These people speak the truth. Eirin is perfect.

>>19956323
Clownpiece's fucktoy.

>>19957952
>Eirin is a hag who gets trolled by youkai
ftfy

>>19956323
goddess a qt!

>>19959283
Perfect and most powerful in Gensokyo.

>>19959438
>Perfect
HAHAHAHA

>>19956323
>>19956355
HOT

>>19959743
There's more bikini Sagume you know.

!

>>19956323

>>19959771
Best gu doujin

>>19959283
Who are you quoting

>>19961207
ZUN

EIRIN HIJACK LOL

>>19961583
Ew, I want to puke.

>>19961583
P-CUP

Sagume is very pure, but to me she always seems so nervous in art.

>>19962883
With her ability, one can never quite fully relax. It's somewhat sad, in a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3dkP2_n9IM
Sagume best girl!

>>19962742
Dude, they're Q-Cups now.

>>19963212
Source, please

>>19963010
I want to hold hands with Sadako while Eirin gives me a prostate exam.

Eirin walked up to the door, placed her hand upon it. In a sudden flurry of motion, every piece retracted out, up, or away in sequence. Finally, the large shimenawa lifted, revealing a simple wooden door behind. She stepped to the side, keeping her eyes on the door. The guards exchanged a nervous look, and took a simultaneous step forward, awkwardly bumping into each other. Eirin tapped her foot, and the one on the left stumbled forward, scrambling to find the right key for the lock. With a few clunks of iron on wood, the lock clicked, and the door swung inward. Eirin slipped off her shoes and stepped inside.

The cell’s interior was contrasted against its location. It was reasonably spacious, with sliding doors off to either side of the room; one for a lavatory, one for sleeping quarters. Cushions and a small table sat in the middle of the room, in a haphazard pattern. The furthest from the door was occupied by the cell’s sole resident.

The prisoner was a woman, of the same sort of uncertain age and unquestionable poise that marked most gods. Her silver hair was shaggy and unkempt, but had not grown beyond her chin; a single grimy-feathered wing twitched in the air behind her. Sitting over her jaw, bolted tight around the entire lower half of her face, was a massive, solid iron mask.

Red eyes, a faint spark flickering within, locked onto Eirin. The prisoner stood, her motions slow, deliberate, and slightly exaggerated; her gaze stayed locked as she moved. Eirin waved to one of the guards. “You will remove her mask.”

The rabbit’s face froze in place, her complexion draining and her ears folding down flat against her head. “Are you sure that’s wise, Your-”

Eirin’s head whipped around; the motion was sudden and rough, whipping her hair through the air. Despite this, her shoulders barely moved. She locked eyes with the rabbit, her expression neutral; the rabbit froze in place. “You are fully aware of who I am.” she said, her tone perfectly level. “You need not be concerned; you are not worth her breath.” She furrowed her brow, ever so slightly.

The rabbit withered under her gaze. “I- Of course, right away, Your Highness!” The rabbit shakily held out a key, stepping towards the prisoner. The keyhole was on the left side; the prisoner obligingly tilted her head up and away.

With a twist of the key, the mask fell to the floor with a heavy clanging sound, breaking apart into a spray of pins and heap of plates.

The prisoner yawned, rolling her jaw back and forth, then slowly turned to Eirin, one corner of her mouth turned slightly up. “Omoikane,” she said, slowly massaging her jaw with one hand, “this is a surprise. I am no doubt still completely at your mercy.”

>>19967679
“Ame-no-Sagume,” Eirin responded, “we both know that cannot be true.” She stooped down to take a seat opposite the prisoner’s, then flicked her hand back in the vague direction of the guards. “You will assume posts outside the door, and close it behind you.”

The rabbits, relief flooding their faces, scrambled out of the room, the second briefly popping her head back in to pull the door closed after her. The lock clattered shut shortly after.

“What brings you to my hole in your paradise?” She leaned forward onto the table. “Perhaps Tsukuyomi would come here to gloat, but you want something.”

Eirin smiled for a moment. “And with that, I am that much closer to receiving it.”

“Or you could abandon your quest altogether.” Ame-no-Sagume held a finger up to her lips. “I have no reason to aid you,” she kicked the remains of her muzzle, sending metal clattering across the floor, “and there is nothing to be gained from my words, not even through your wit.”

Eirin’s smile grew. “This is far better than I had expected.”

“You misunderstand me. The people of the Moon have not faced justice for their crimes on Earth, and sit in their palaces of excess, oblivious to the thought of it. My view of them has not changed.” She tapped her finger against her lips as a momentary flash of frustration blinked across Eirin’s face. “But, a personal visit is unusual. If you came to me without certain confidence you could persuade me, you are a fool.”

“I will be direct, then.” Eirin leaned forward, matching Ame-no-Sagume’s posture. “The Moon is at war. We will emerge victorious; it is a question of the cost.”

Ame-no-Sagume snarled. “That sounds familiar.”

“Oh, the Court is not bringing war to Earth again; their fancies have turned to other pursuits.” An undercurrent of exasperation slipped into her tone. “The terrestrial youkai brought this war to us.”

“Youkai?” Ame-no-Sagume scoffed. “The Moon would be under greater threat from humans. An invasion of fairies is only barely less plausible.”

Eirin nodded. “That would normally be the case; however, something has organised them. We cannot identify a leader, but they have identified key strategic weaknesses in the paths to the Capital, and are executing strategies that even I would, ten years prior, have thought completely beyond their ability.” Her brow was furrowed, and her eyes seemed fascinated with the floor.

>>19967682
“Your guard was down, and you admit it.” Ame-no-Sagume crossed her arms, a slight grin on her face. “Oh, I hope my campaigns proved to be so vexing.”

With a scowl, Eirin simply said “You are here for a reason.” Ame-no-Sagume’s smile grew brighter.

“So, you want to set one vexing opponent against another.”

“Part of the reason you are here is that in the end, my mind for strategy eclipses your own.” Eirin’s tone was level; it was not a boast, and Ame-no-Sagume did not mistake it for such. “However, you possess a certain…” Eirin rested her chin in her left hand, “creative ruthlessness, which is missing from most in the Lunar Capital.”

“Nobody in your pure little paradise wants to do the dirty work?” She shook her head. “Or perhaps nobody wants to do any work at all.” She covered her mouth with a palm, hiding a small chuckle. “Still, I have no reason to help you.”

Eirin took a long, deep breath. “I can offer you the one thing you want most in the world.”

Ame-no-Sagume arched an eyebrow. “A meal I don’t need a tube to eat?” She kicked the remains of her mask again.

“A purpose.”

Ame-no-Sagume’s eyes widened. “That’s quite the guess. Why do you think that’s what I want?”

Eirin sighed. “Because you’re too much like me.”

Ame-no-Sagume gave her a critical look. “You say that like it’s the finest compliment you know.”

“I will ask you a question; I have no doubt it is a question you have asked yourself.” Eirin held up one finger. “Why is Yagokoro-no-Omoikane-no-Mikoto not the ruler of the Lunar Capital?” She quickly held her other palm out in front of Ame-no-Sagume. “I would rather not have you answer, of course.”

Ame-no-Sagume simply blinked, and gestured for Eirin to continue.

“Lord Tsukuyomi has a certain vision. When he came to me with it, it would have surely been impossible.” Eirin gestured upwards again. “And yet now, it is more of a reality than it has ever been. I do not rule the Lunar Capital because any question that I can think to ask, I already can answer; the problems of others are more fascinating, and more beautiful, when they are in a position to ask. This world is Lord Tsukuyomi’s dream, and by helping bring it into reality, it has become mine. I would not trust myself to dream alone.”

“And you see this in me.” Ame-no-Sagume shook her head.

“I studied your strategies extensively; delicate, yet filled with careful failsafes. Every move, every word, carefully assembled to give the best result. Each of your tasks was one of my questions, and each strategy an answer. Excellence for its own sake.” Eirin shook her head. “Really, you were the most dangerous person to curse as we did.”

“And if you’re right?”

“You’ve stewed in this prison for centuries; your proficiency with your ‘curse’ is clearly one way you have occupied your mind. I can give you freedom, and put you to task.” Eirin leaned further in. “Simply put, I need spies. More than I can manage myself, with the rest of the war effort bearing on my time. There are few in the Capital with the delicacy to handle such matters, and fewer with the right sense of morality.”

>>19967689
“And if you were wrong? If I went along with you, only to betray you and your master, tearing down your dream brick by brick for brick, as my last revenge for the gods of Earth?”

“Of course,” Eirin’s face didn’t even flicker, “I would relish the challenge of stopping you.”

They both smiled at that.

“You were Ame-no-Sagume, who defied the heavens, and had the truth wrenched from her tongue. By my works was your past undone, and by my will I can forge your future anew.” Eirin stood to her full height, not breaking eye contact. She reached down with her right hand. “Now, won’t you be the knife at my back?”

Ame-no-Sagume smiled, the lights of her cell casting jagged shadows across her bared teeth.

She took the hand, and let herself be pulled to her feet.

“There is also the matter of your name. Ame-no-Sagume was banished to the Earth, you see, and could not be permitted to set foot on the Moon.” Eirin shrugged. “Divine titles have fallen from favour on the Moon, regardless. Most refer to me as Yagokoro Eirin, now.”

Eirin brushed off her skirts and, with a flick of her wrist, brandished the key to the cell. She quickly undid the inner lock, and the door swung open.

“Kishin Sagume.” she said, as soon as Eirin stepped out of the cell.

“Kishin, then.” Eirin did not turn around. “Come. We have much to do.”

Sagume followed a single step behind her. “If that is how it is to be, Lady Yagokoro.”

Eirin smiled.

>>19963263
Diisuke Eirin Reisen

There.

>>19968074
yep

SAGUME NOOOO!

I wonder if Gu is soft spoken

>>19971919
With her curse, it’s kind of a requirement.

>>19972644
No bullying the gu!

>>19971919
>>19972749
Reimu a chuu chuu a guu guu.

>>19956323
1. Get some special skill or ability that makes you interesting
2. Get to Gensokyo
3. Cosy up to Eientei, specifically Eirin and earn her favour
4. The Watatsukis visited Eientei in Inaba and Gu visited in AFIEU, so wait for them to visit again
4. Have Eirin introduce you to them, since the Watatsukis and probably Gu look up to Eirin they'll have a favourable opinion of you
5. The most difficult part. Have their current husbands die in an unfortunate accident
6.Console, comfort, and get close to them in their moment of weakness
7.???
8.profit

>>19974142
>Cosy up to Eirin
How the fuck do I do that?

>>19974142
Why would I want to marry either of the Watatsukis, when I could just go for Eirin instead?

>>19977307
What about Sagume?

Eirin fans are just as obnoxious as she is.

>>19977372
Did somebody say obnoxious? Is this a Yukari thread now?

>>19977366
She's already married.

>>19977307
Why would you want any other 2hu when you could go for Eirin?

>>19977372
Piss off, Yukari.

>>19979015
My wife Eirin is very cute.

>>19979015
Can’t you just make an Eirin thread instead of cluttering this thread?

>>19970964
If it is certain that you ain't gonna make it through the test, she is actually helping you here you know.

>>19977104
Befriend Eirin, meet Kaguya through Mokoutan.
Visit Kaguya often and become friends with Eirin

Proceed with utmost caution. Mokoutan is nice, but she can be vicious if you piss her off.

>>19977750
I want purple eyes Yukari to handle my balls like that

>>19981063
That's the only thing she's good for after all. Okina is the real top sage of Gensokyo while Yuckari is just a prostitute. This Yukari hijack attempt is over and this is now an Okina/Eirin thread.

>>19981637
Nope, still a Sagume thread.

>>19956323
Best newhu

>>19984428
She's not exactly new anymore.

>>19985701
Newer than Eirin at least.

>>19956323
She's suffered enough.

Headcanon: https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/13316

Gu and her friend.

>>19991845
"Hey kid, wanna /ll/?"

>>19956323
All lunarian are scum, no exception.

>>19992205
Yuri is shitty.

>>20000462
Classy gu!

You are visited by the great lunar heron. Fortune be with you

>>20001398
I want to fuck the great lunar heron

Seija's mom is lewd

>>20002828
Seija and her mom are both lewd, but also wholesome.

Do you think that her wing is an erogenous zone ?

>>20003565
...definitely not.

>>20003565
No, but I think she is ticklish at the base of her wing. Just slightly though, you'd have to really try to make her go into a fit.

>>20004651
Bakumakira

>>20002839
Headpats after sex are wholesome indeed.

>>20009122
>sex
What an impure mind you have.

>>20009676
Do you think she's a sweet tooth?

>>20010993
Almost certainly

>>20015837
What happened to her?

sagume forever alone because she cant propose

>>20018057
Lucky for her, her soon to be wife is more forward with these type of things.

>>20018285
sometimes actions speak more than words anyhow

>>20018301
Second best LoLK pairing and one of the best in Touhou in general.

>>20018285
>>20018301
>>20018671
get that unworthy tapir out of this thread

>>20018763
That's a nice picture of Sagume you posted there.

>>20018763
it's already too late for the gu

>>20019041
On this, at least, we agree.

>>19956323
Because she's 'unfuckable'.

>>19956323
y2 draws some really nice bras.

the Gu has a FLUFFY wing and she is pure and CUTE
CUTE!