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>> No.19991599

>>19991594
Perfect.

>> No.19991606

>>19991594
Rabbits are completely useless aside from burrowing and breeding.

>> No.19991614

>>19991606
Burrows sound comfy.

>> No.19991632

>>19991594
>(embed) (embed)
Fucking retard.

>> No.19991641

>>19991614
Imagine being curled up with your dozen fluffy rabbit daughters and your extra soft MILF rabbit wife in your burrow during a winter morning.

>> No.19991648

>>19991641
Hm, yes. No sense in getting up or out at this point.

>> No.19991657

Doromes give the best hugs.

>> No.19991675
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Just a reminder that those who like monstergirls that arent Angelic and Demonic beings are equal to being a furfags

>> No.19991691

>>19991657
A Dorome's big goofy smile is the most precious thing. Must protect at all costs even if it involves getting hugged for hours everyday.

>>19991675
Aquatic, chaotic and slime beings are best.

>> No.19991699
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>>19991675
>witches are furry
Oh dear. Time to resign myself to being called a furfag.

>> No.19991746

>>19991594
Happy birthday Bunbun!

>> No.19991747

>>19991699
What about puppy Witches?

>> No.19991751

>>19991699
i'm okay with being a furry if it means i'm cumming inside a qtp2t puppy witch

>> No.19991768
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>>19991594
Do Owl Mages bully rabbits too?

>> No.19991776

This is a nee-san only thread. Post your favorite nee-sans.
No lolis are allowed beyond this point.

>> No.19991783

>>19991768
>Rabbits in heat keeps moaning and rubbing onto an Owl Mage's tree
>She hunts them down and throws them at any male passerby

>>19991776
Shortstack onee-sans who are significantly shorter than you are best

>> No.19991789
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>>19991776
>No lolis are allowed beyond this point
You aren't the boss of me!

>> No.19991793

>>19991789
Lickable bellies

>> No.19991813

The older a monster girl is, the better wife she makes.

>> No.19991848

>>19991776
Screw you! I want to penetrate and buli fairies, you ain't stopping me!

>> No.19991857

The recent bowsette trend, and the subsequent images/comics about a jealous/emotionally devastated Princess Peach made me realize the MGEverse is probably a really shitty place for women who can’t/won’t monsterize.

>> No.19991860

>>19991857
You will find no sympathy for human women here outside of hate for kc's brand of corruption

>> No.19991863

>>19991857
>>19991860
It is the future they chose.

>> No.19991864

>>19991857
Human women in MGE are just monster girls who haven't monsterized yet. That's how extremists view them.

>> No.19991867

>>19991857
They can work harder so they don't lose to monsters.

>> No.19991873

>>19991867
That wouldn't work. No matter how hard they try they'll never reach the level of inhuman beauty monster girls have and it's impossible for them to love their husband unconditionally like they do.
Corrupt or bust.

>> No.19991875

>>19991860
I LIKE kcs brand of corruption
And we know theres more to it then the fallen maidens edgy mc edgedge

>> No.19991876

>>19991873
This Human women can only compete if they take the L and monsterize. Plus their is no downside especially if your able to pick your corrrption.

>> No.19991887

>>19991876
Well there is one downside in that monsters prioritize their husbands above all else. Wilmarina was all about protecting everyone as a human, but when she monsterized she decided that she didn’t give a fuck about anyone but Elt anymore.

So say she’s a career woman who needs to devote 80 to 90% of her time and effort to her job in order to climb up the ranks. Post-monsterization she becomes incapable of that, and will probably quit her job entirely to focus more on hubby if it’s necessary.

>> No.19991898
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19991898

Would you treat your animal girl wife as a pet?

>> No.19991903

>>19991887
What's there to protect collectively post-monsterization/demon realm conversion? I honestly can't think of any problem that could arise that couldn't be solved by the application of certain MGs or just straight up mamono bananarama muligan.

>> No.19991938

>>19991873
What if someone's only attracted to plain looking women without any non human features or powers? Is there a female mimic that perfectly mimics a normal human female?

>> No.19991941

>>19991898
>>19991675

>> No.19991949

>>19991857
>subsequent images/comics about a jealous/emotionally devastated Princess Peach

There's a far bigger pool of Princess Peach either becoming friends with Bowsette or friends with benefits.

If anything it made me realize that fucking alps have it made.

>> No.19991965

>>19991857
Good. MGs are far superior anyways.

>> No.19992033 [SPOILER] 
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19992033

Do the people hunt the monsters or do the monsters hunt the people?

>> No.19992038

>>19991675
Lilims are SHIT. With the exception of Mari and the canon ones.
>>19991898
This is my fetish.

>> No.19992061

>>19991938
Is almost like you don’t even look at the fucking profiles.

>> No.19992070

>>19992033
I'll yank on that horn

>> No.19992078

>>19991949
The fact that nips hate reverse ntr irks me quite a bit. Especially as the comic the meme originated from was going with that idea. Suck for me
Because I was hoping to finally get some more art like that and maybe even a few doujins, but looking at the trends it seems my wish is fucked sadly.

>> No.19992079

>>19992038
I like the OC
if everything was canon there be almost no waifus

>> No.19992116

>>19992079
OC is nice. I like Mari but the others just don't do anything for me due to either their designs or how they're written though.
>one's a piece of cardboard
>one's an Esdeath clone with a story that doesn't fit MGE
>one is okay but I'd prefer literally any other race as a combat focused girl
The others are either memes or forgettable. There's some cute looking ones on pixiv but I don't know enough about them to judge.

>> No.19992121

>>19992078
There's an entire event based on Bowsette later in October IIRC. No idea how big it'll be though.

>> No.19992122

>>19992038
Who are the Canon Lilims?
Druella, Queen of Hearts, the one who runs Hell and the rumored DL's adopted daughter are the only one I can think of

>> No.19992125

>>19991887
Yes anon, it’s not like monsters like Valkyries exist or anything.

>> No.19992129

>>19992116
I find Mari to be good just because there isn't a story behind her, it's just lewd images of a girl.

>> No.19992131

>>19992122
thats pretty much it

>> No.19992149

>>19992116
>one is okay but I'd prefer literally any other race as a combat focused girl
Didn't Beast say he needed her to be a lilim for the corruption stuff?
Also who is the cardboard? I honestly forgot that one.

>> No.19992155

>>19992038
>>19992079
>>19992122
>>19992116
Speaking of lilims I wonder how and who that one writeanon will do with them for that baby shower/post birth party story.

>> No.19992162

>>19992149
Either Lani, who was pushed despite the lack of substance or Illassa that we don't know much about outside of the City thing.

>> No.19992170

>>19992033
Is that a "why do people eat potatoes" kind of question?

>> No.19992191

>>19992122
Just those so far. I wish there were more canon ones seeing they're so important in the setting.
>>19992129
A story and a general outline of what she's like helps a lot. We know she likes travelling, loves sweets and has a huge lady boner for corruption. You're right about the lewd images though, it's always bugged me that Lilims are supposed to be the top monsters and some of the lewdest girls around but only one OC Lilim actually comes across like that.
>>19992149
>Also who is the cardboard? I honestly forgot that one.
Illassa

>> No.19992214

>>19992191
One day we might get a World Guide filled with Lilims like WG3 is with Baphomets.
I personally want a tall /fit/ armored Lilim who works and trains way too hard because she aims to become the next DL once her mother retires. Of course she'd be awefuly lewd too but she'd only reveal that to the man who manages to impress her on the battlefield.

>> No.19992220

>>19992191
I don't know, a story might ruin bits of her but I doubt it since she has a 10/10 body. The image thing also applies to quite a bit of girls too with a lot of images being sfw.

I'm glad the waifufags are becoming lewder though, gazer, anubis, mice and dragon lewds are always nice.

>> No.19992229

>>19992214
>One day we might get a World Guide filled with Lilims like WG3 is with Baphomets.
God forbid.

>> No.19992242

>>19992229
>>19992214
I think KC stated in one of the q&a's that he wanted to do a world guide on the gods. Would be good to probably include them then.

>> No.19992245

>>19992214
A world guide written by a Lilim would be welcome, I'd love a look at the mindset of one and maybe the author could be Druella.
>>19992220
That was a mistake on my part, I meant to say having no story helps.

The anubis, gazer, dragon and mouse stuff recently has been 10/10 too, they have some good tastes.

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>>19992214
Id rather have a complete Draconia book with all dragon types and variations.

>> No.19992268

>>19992242
>World Guide on the Gods
>A page is dedicated to Eros Goddess of Love
>She taught humans and monsters how to love
>Another page is dedicated to Hel Goddess of Death
>She controls souls, life after death and immortality
>Then you get a page about some chubby shut-in with a weird name
>She's a Lilim author who write popular smut
It'd be so out of place

>> No.19992281

>>19992245
Oh, okay. And I guess just knowing that she likes candies and adventures makes it feel more like MGE where we often just get a profile and not a story, leaving lots to the imagination.

>> No.19992300

>>19992149
As We've said a million times at this point, what Selene needs is more art to flesh her out.
And some lewds.

>> No.19992303

>>19992268
They would probably be related to their mom. Unless KC doesn't consider the DL a God for some reason. Plus I am sure the lilims could be presented like how items were in the last world guide.

>> No.19992304

>>19992220
>>19992245
Thanks! It always makes my day whenever I see people compliment my mice. Or whenever people bring them up outside my commission posting. They are the best after all. Bar none, they are just simply the best.

>> No.19992346

>>19992303
So you'd get the DL's profile and then have some Lilims shown off?
That could work though they suffer a big case of "Stacy's mom" syndrome

>> No.19992365

>>19992304
The daughterus are really great and the wife is pretty cute too. Keep on commissioning, my dude.

>> No.19992502

>>19991857
They can potentially gain some insane power and authority by monsterizing though.

>> No.19992575

>>19992162
Illassa's shown up in several stories, though, usually as a side character.

>> No.19992590
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19992590

How do you like your elves?

>> No.19992597

>>19991898
Which species would treat you as as their pet? (Preferably the loving, “good boy” type. Not the whips and muzzles and cages type.)

>> No.19992603

>>19992590
Dark, dominant and durable.

>> No.19992606

>>19991903
When every single girl becomes OP and, at some level, protective of their husband, there’s not really a need for public defense because almost every individual can take care of it themselves.

>> No.19992607

>>19992590
Meaty and pregnant

>> No.19992609

>>19992597
Pharaoh.

>> No.19992613

>>19991887
> Post-monsterization she becomes incapable of that, and will probably quit her job entirely to focus more on hubby if it’s necessary.

I mean they are still individuals. Also maybe her hubby is a dark knight and all that stuff.

>> No.19992636

>>19992597
Mindflayer

>> No.19992643
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>>19992590
I like the Drow look, and i'd love to have a couple of drow cuties in slave dancer outfits who wake me up with a teamwork blowjob.

>> No.19992644
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>>19992607
Sounds like someone has good taste

>> No.19992648
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>>19992590
Extra thick with Holstaur-tier lactation abilities.

>> No.19992663

>>19992590
Powerful haughty high elf or this >>19992603

>> No.19992674
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BEEG succ.

>> No.19992685
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>>19992590
Voluptuous and motherly

>> No.19992691
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>>19992643
Drow can be cute. Questionable choices in faiths, though.

>> No.19992697
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>>19992674
Would a succ harem be heaven or hell?

>> No.19992702
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>>19992674
>you will never marry Pizzabus and start a big happy family together
So this is what clinical depression feels like.

>> No.19992703

>>19992603
>Dark, dominant and durable
The "durable" part is important for the training to make the elf non-dominant.

>> No.19992707
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>>19992590
Big.

>> No.19992717

>>19992703
>LEL YOU CAN'T LIKE FEMDOM BECAUSE MUH DICK
Thanks anon, I really appreciate your contribution.

>> No.19992724

>>19992697
>Succ harem
>Become a "dark lord"
>get your own small realm

Might be cool. If that is even possible.

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@19992717
>YOU CAN'T LIKE FEMDOM
Show me where he said that.

>> No.19992743

>>19992648
Where'd she get the tattoo?

>> No.19992752
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>>19992691
I'm okay with spiders too. Just leveled up drow in a sense. Just as lewd.

>> No.19992759

>>19992741
>the training to make the elf non-dominant.
This was completely unsolicited and can only be interpreted as the writer being unable to see anyone expressing a fondness for femdom without immediately coming in and reversing it.
Also you should give Haku-sensei an apple, she looks famished.

>> No.19992761

>>19992170
It’s more like a “How many breads have you eaten in your lifetime?” question.

>> No.19992763

>>19992691
>posting ugly western fa/tg/uy shit
Fuck off.

>> No.19992765

>>19992741
NO ANON
EJECT EJECT! CRTIL+ALT+DEL!
ABANDON THE COVERSATION!

>> No.19992775

>>19992759
It's just playful bantz, if you can't handle it then fuck off to Reddit or some other austiic shithole.

>> No.19992780

>>19992775
No, it's not bantz. It's starting the same old argument at every opportunity. Don't do it.

>> No.19992785

>>19992759
>talking about elves on a mongolian tapestry messageboard and expecting nobody to talk about elf rape

>> No.19992788

>>19992761
I want to ask this question of an Anubis and see her struggle with her OCD as she begins to calculate how many pieces of bread she has eaten in her life.

>> No.19992789
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>>19992741
>>19992759
>>19992780

Calm down and think of professional and driven dark mages

>> No.19992790

>>19992780
This
>>19992775
You're dumb. Quit trying to start shit.

>> No.19992801

>>19992765
TOO LATE CAPTAIN!

>> No.19992804

>>19992801
That reminds me
If krackens smash ships to get to husband she better be ready to repair mine after marriage.

>> No.19992808

>Finally think the monster girl fad or starting to sunset
>Oh well, it had a good run
>Bowsette and Booette happen
>Most everyone loves them
>Even the normies

I can't tell if this is a full revival, a coming 2nd renaissance, or just a simple resurgence, but I'm glad to see it either way.

>> No.19992811

>>19992590
Transformed into a real monster.

>> No.19992813

>>19992804
What do you need a ship for when you can live
UNDA DA SEA

>> No.19992816
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>>19992808
Truly the waifu we needed.

>> No.19992818
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>>19992808
It's nothing but a flash in the pan-everyone will forget it when the Next Big Thing happens.

>> No.19992822

>>19992808
Nani? Monstergirls never left and they never will. Normies love sexy Vampires and Werewolves. There's monstergirls is all sorts of normie media.

>> No.19992828

>>19992808
>Bowsette and Booette happen
Now if only autists would spam them in their dedicated threads instead of here.

>> No.19992829

>>19992822
Every sea-faring culture has mermaid legends. Why? Because DOLPHIN PUSSY

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>>19992822
This, there are people who don't know jack shit about monstergirls but still know about mermaids for instance.

>> No.19992845

>>19992828
I thought it would be way worse 2bh

>> No.19992850
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>>19992829
>To make sense of mermaid sightings some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea cows is very similar to that of a human female.The suggestion is that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and perhaps to cover up this act of bestiality, they may have claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid.

>> No.19992853

>>19992759
>I should be able to post my own fantasies without anyone replying with their own
Where do you think we are?

>> No.19992863

>>19992850
Manatee Girls when?

>> No.19992865

>>19992853
He's already fucked off, don't try to restart this shit.

>> No.19992869
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>>19992590
Slender and athletic but not muscled with a great pair of legs.
Beautiful eyes and ears made for nibbles and licks!
More cautious and shy about human contact than snobish.


Also this is great
>>19992707

>> No.19992871

>>19992808
1. This means nothing for actual monstergirl stuff
2. Normalfags liking something has been proven time and time again to be bad news
3. Shut the fuck up

>> No.19992883

>>19992808
>Finally think the monster girl fad or starting to sunset
It's just as strong as ever. There's still ongoing manga with them, art still being drawn on pixiv and other communities are still as strong as ever.
The only thing that was really lost is the casuals only along for the ride because of the EMG anime.

>> No.19992887

>>19992871
This. It's almost like you retards are oblivious the barrage of spam and trash posts these past few months.

>> No.19992895

>>19992609
Nice
>>19992636
Not as much

>> No.19992896
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So, who here tries to make monstergirls whenever theres a character editor in games?

>> No.19992897
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Elegant,slim and brave elves

>> No.19992902

>>19992896
I play as a self-insert character in everything that isn't Mass Effect, where I play femShep.

>> No.19992906

>>19992887
Most of the spam posts were by a single guy who seems to have fucked off or got the hint. And if you think the posts these past months were "trash" which is pretty subjective, boy you weren't around for the /a/ threads and early /jp/ stuff.
>>19992896
I try when I can and even if there isn't enough parts to make actual monster girls I at least try to go with black sclera.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1264849/d5a566e9ca/

>> No.19992914

>>19992896
If theres something where you get to see you're other customs about like the dynasty/samurai warriors empires or fighting games with multiple slots then yeah.

>> No.19992917

>>19992895
What about Dragon Pharaoh?

>> No.19992918

>>19992906
>who seems to have fucked off or got the hint
Nope. Not when you still have assorted shit posted without context.
>boy you weren't around for the /a/ threads and early /jp/ stuff
I've been around since well before the exile, and it's more clear than ever that moderation has degraded terribly in the past 4 years.

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>>19992917
Hell yes.

>> No.19992930 [DELETED] 

>I'll be seeing you after class

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>I'll be seeing you after class

>> No.19992940

>>19992918
>Nope. Not when you still have assorted shit posted without context.
It's much lesser in volume and lets not kid ourselves here, it always happened. The amount was unnatural but its existence is not a recent trend.
>I've been around since well before the exile, and it's more clear than ever that moderation has degraded terribly in the past 4 years.
Weird, moderation here is actually pretty good when reports are made. Assuming things actually break the rules and you don't use the button to try and get rid of things you don't like.

Alp posting was worse a year and a half ago, siths aren't posted nearly as often as they were, posts and arguments surrounding monster boys are a rarity now, off topic images were much more common 4 years ago with /v/ tier reaction images being the norm. I could go on but you get the point, these threads are probably the most peaceful they've ever been if you add "fuck off" to your filter.

>> No.19992941

>>19992936
>Mmm. Tastes like chalk dust.

>> No.19992943

>>19992917
How would one looks like?

>> No.19992945

If you married one of those overprotective MGs like Hellhound or Dragon, an Order Knight tried to hurt you (not necessarily kill you) and she ended up using excesive force and killed her. Would you be pissed off at your waifu? Would uou think less of her?

>> No.19992948

>>19992943
One of those monster girl kulva taroth images was a pretty good fit. I don't have for some reason though.

>> No.19992968

>>19992945
Tone down the waifu questionnaire shit.

>> No.19992971

>>19992968
How about you get mad at image spam instead of benign shit, bitch

>> No.19992972

>>19992941
Let's be fair, she probably loves that stuff.
Like the smell of a new pack of pencils.

>> No.19992974

>>19992945
Yes, but not permanently. As long as I could see it being logical for her to use that much force I could still forgive her.

>> No.19992978

>>19992945
I don't think of those things because I'm not into mge for edge.
And seconding >>19992968

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19992997

Do you like getting patted?

>> No.19993006
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Left or right?

>> No.19993013

>>19992997
I prefer to pat, they'd need to be pretty tall to pat me

>> No.19993024

>>19992997
>"Good work. Pet, pet."

For some reason she always says the action out loud.

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From MGR:

Its been two weeks so its time for another donation drive! This time I figured we'd do the starter spells for the schools of magic that we don't have yet, namely all of them except Archaeomancy and Nymphomancy. The spells are as follows:

67 Recovery Miracle

84 Vow of Elemental

95 Magic Strengthening Formation Magical Range Increase Formation

101 Talk Whisp

111 Beast Boost

121 Check In

As before, the total for these is likely to be around $200, so we're hoping for at least a $100 in donations. We currently have zero. ;)

I know we'd all like to get to the high level spells, but it looks to me like for some of these at least the spells build off each other, so doing the early spells first may help us understand the more advanced ones.

As always you can donate to ryodraco@yahoo.com via Paypal

>> No.19993034

>>19993029
wew

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>>19993029
>Talk Whisp

>> No.19993046

>>19992116
>with a story that doesn't fit MGE
How come?

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This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>19993046
Because it doesn't boil down to "boy meets girl, then they fug" I guess.

>> No.19993067

>>19993060
Isn't the story essentially that anyway?

>> No.19993078

>>19993067
There is so much in between that it becomes white noise.

>> No.19993088

>>19993060
But it does, have you even read it?

>> No.19993089

>>19993078
Bah
What good is a story if the parts are all the same?

>> No.19993090

>>19992997
I wouldn't know.

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>>19992948
She's literally swimming in gold/jewels and give zero fucks about, yet when you give her a present she cant help but melts even if trying to remain elegant...
...Absolutely lose her mind if its handmade by you, and keep one couple picture at the deepest and more secure part of the lair.
She never let you use the same clothes twice, and for some reason ask you to give her to "discart"...

>> No.19993099

>>19993029
Why is MGR asking for money from us?

>> No.19993100

>>19993050
Smoosh daughteru cheeks every day

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Alice!

>> No.19993109

>>19993104
Wrong version

>> No.19993126

>>19993078
I thought it was fine, but whatever.

>>19993092
Gonna worship. Also do you got the other image?

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19993127

Getting hype for that arctic expansion for Subnautica that's coming one day, post arctic aquatic girls.

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>>19993049
>No abs
>Ideal female body
You re wrong.

>> No.19993132

>>19993049
Going to tackle her!

>> No.19993134

Is it acceptable to sleep when your waifu is princess carrying you?

>> No.19993138

>>19993126
Personally I have no problems with it myself.
but people have mentioned it being "long winded" in the past
Like moosesaga doesn't exist

>> No.19993140

>>19993099
Just spreading the info to fans who may not visit MGR but may still want to contribute. Unlikely I know, but if it results in even a few dollars of donations I think it could be worth it.

>> No.19993141

>>19993134
You had a long day and your night is going to get even longer.

>> No.19993151

>>19993138
Is that shit still going?

>> No.19993154

Friendly reminder that the earlier you introduce a little monstergirl to sex the more you'll be able to mold her into your perfect wife!

>> No.19993156

>>19993134
Well if the reverse is acceptable then that should be too.

>The insane feast of young flesh continues until morning. Eventually, the monsters become covered in their beloved onii-chan's semen, outside and inside. They get tired and fall asleep. They breathe happily in their sleep while onii-chan carries them in his embrace as they leave the assembly hall together.

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>>19993127
I keep their Below Zero trello board up constantly on a tab. Kraken leviathan/Ice worm is gonna be a bitch.

>> No.19993161

>>19993151
Yes, though its been just side material/setting up for the next arc, for a while.

>> No.19993168

>>19993151
As far as I know, yes
But Moose himself no longer posts updates here and the anon that nutshelled the goings on hasn't been seen in sometime.
Like most people I stopped at the granny hanging.

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>>19993158
It's the only upcoming vidya-related thing I'm excited for at the moment. I'm HOOKED

>> No.19993176

No vtuber is an MG. Sure, you probably don't like the idea but I felt a bit disappointed.

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>>19993138
>but people have mentioned it being "long winded" in the past
I thought that was said about my writing style, not about the story in and of itself.

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>>19993126
Gotcha senpai.

Bet she asks you to bathe her in Holstaur milk and honeybee honey time to time, with a happy ending.

>> No.19993191

>>19993046
Too edgy, much too. Feels like the writer is trying to hold himself back from his old mgq stuff and I guess it's to be expected. And that's without going into the laundry list of things that happen that don't even make sense canonically.

Overall a bad story for a Lim with a worse design than the character she's based on and it's telling that it's only remembered for hat and bully memes.

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>>19993154
That is correct.

>> No.19993198

>>19993168
Laven had long since proven himself to be somewhat of a prick that gets away with some shit
Seeing as most of the stuff I remember was only 4 volumes in, he might have become a better character.

>> No.19993199

>>19993176
>No vtuber is an MG
Anon, there's literally a succubus vtuber that gives you jerk off instructions and asmr.

>> No.19993219

>>19993191
>Too edgy, much too.
First time I'm hearing that. Can you elaborate?
>And that's without going into the laundry list of things that happen that don't even make sense canonically.
I wasn't trying to religiously stick to the canon, considering one story leading up to it was a joke one about Druella being a moeblob. Even if I tried, by default it'd break the canon anyway.

>> No.19993221

>>19993188
I want to obey her every command. Gonna spread the word of her greatness. I will help her restore her empire.

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>>19993172
>It's the only upcoming vidya-related thing I'm excited for at the moment.
Me too, to be honest. I got the original on a whim during early access when it was cheap and haven't regretted it.

>> No.19993228

>>19993199
There's maybe no mg.

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>>19993228
Was that supposed to be English?

>> No.19993233

>>19993199
Oh, I meant the contest.

>> No.19993237

>>19993219
First time? I've seen others say it before. If you weren't so busy attention whoring all the time and avatarfagging you might have noticed it.
>I wasn't trying to religiously stick to the canon, considering one story leading up to it was a joke one about Druella being a moeblob
Then why bother with a Lilim, the most important race to the canon setting? Because you wanted to be in the cool kids club?

>> No.19993242

>>19993219
>Druella being a moeblob

Curse you heathen!

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>>19993242

>> No.19993263

>>19993237
I still don't recall hearing it called edgy. Again, can you please elaborate?
>Then why bother with a Lilim
It suited the purpose, same as how I'd choose any other monster for any other story.

>> No.19993272

>>19993237
>Cool kids club
He can take that faggot Beast and fuck off with him.

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>> No.19993299

>>19993099
Because the filthy hook-tailed Nooks need more.

>> No.19993317

>>19993242
It's really a stale meme.
>>19993263
Look, I haven't got the time to sift through the story again and dissect it line for line until later so I'll leave you more food for thought.

My biggest problem is that you commit a worse sin than being a bad writer. You're competent on a technical but your ideas but your ideas suck, Ask yourself this, why is it that beast's setting gets more serious discussion despite you obviously being more skilled? Find the answer to that and you might be onto something. There's a reason beast's work is actually talked about while Victoria is reduced to worse than thread canon Druella, most people wouldn't have even read the story if it wasn't for the bullying over her being a bad Esdeath clone.

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>>19993049
>ideal female body
>isn't a little girl with a cute face and arousing hips, ass and thighs

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>>19993317
>It's really a stale meme.

>> No.19993343

>>19993324
I want to help a loli salamander get the largest rear in the land!
The ultimate pear shape!

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19993355

Fat dragons.

>> No.19993357

Reminder that it's fine to break a fairy's innocence as long as her mind gets broken.

>> No.19993361

>>19993357
Fuck off.

>> No.19993362

>>19993355
Get the carving knife.

>> No.19993367

>>19993362
Guro is not allowed here.

>> No.19993401

>>19993367
I didn’t mean it that way, to be frank

>> No.19993409

>>19993317
>Ask yourself this, why is it that beast's setting gets more serious discussion despite you obviously being more skilled? Find the answer to that and you might be onto something.
Can we skip the guessing game

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>>19993109

>> No.19993417

>>19993410
Even worse.

>> No.19993429

>>19993297
Beegirls are underated, just wish I could get her a daughter.

>> No.19993433

>>19993409
>Why is it that beast's setting gets more serious discussion.
Because all the meme discussions already go to Viccy's setting, so Beast is only left with 'muh fighting' and whatnot.

>> No.19993435

>>19993409
Can we quit dissecting posts and avoid addressing the main point? I already said it's a case of your ideas not being any good.

You have more stories than your Lilim focused ones but they're never remembered or talked about because they don't have the meme to fall back on for attention. What you need to do is ask yourself what you can do better in that regard, it's not up to the readers to think of ideas for you.

>> No.19993447

>>19993435
I don't understand what the main point is nor how to improve on it. At most I'm getting that my ideas suck, but not on what to do about it nor why exactly they suck.

>> No.19993455

>>19993433
The roulette gets more serious discussion than Love and War and Victory and defeat combined and it's nothing to do with fighting.

More people have talked about the contents of those than have ever gave a damn about what actually happened in anything written by Losenis.
>>19993447
Practice more, avatarfag and attentionwhore less.

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>>19993221
Don't forget to be her loyal knight and protect her and the kingdom...
And give her alot of sucessors!

>>19993367
Monhun reference perhaps?)
Or a petname given by the dragon waifu for his dick.

>> No.19993468

>>19993455
>Practice more
But practice what in specific? I've been practicing writing for a while already, doing the same thing isn't going to solve the issue if it hasn't solved it already.

>> No.19993469

What is even Beast's setting. Anything established seems pretty unclear so maybe that is why it is getting "discussed" more

>> No.19993477

>>19993435
>You have more stories than your Lilim focused ones but they're never remembered or talked about because they don't have the meme to fall back on for attention.

What one shot stories even do get discussed a lot here?

>> No.19993481

>>19993263
>It suited the purpose, same as how I'd choose any other monster for any other story.

Terrible.
>I do it too sometimes, but in reverse. Adapting everything to MGE

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Hakutaku-sensei, I want to marry a Salamander to become my bodyguard waifu but I dont want to be a warrior. What can I do?
>Adopt one and raise her yourself.

>> No.19993514

>>19993458
>Don't forget to be her loyal knight and protect her and the kingdom...
>And give her alot of sucessors!

Of course. I will be the golden knight! I will also be the one to read out loud all her titles

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>>19993477
I think they all just get brought up in fond memory, but even that is few and far between. Most of the thread’s reoccurring topics have been born of the threads themselves, like Lapcat and Moonlight Titania.

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Had first MG dream in ages last night
>Went to a house where 3 cheshire cat sisters were living
>The house was small and more along the size of a trailer
>They were getting ready for dates
>I was going to go on a date with the middle sister
>I got to brush her hair
>Her beautiful, silky smooth hair
I don't even care about hair styles and types, but goddamn I can't get that perfect hair out of my head. So fucking beautiful, shiny, and soft. She smiled softly as I combed the sides and bangs. God that smile. She was happy. I was happy. And now I'm sad I'm not with with her right now. If only I could run my fingers through her hair one more time. If only I could see that smile one more time. Why did I have to wake up.

>> No.19993527

>>19993516
>Most of the thread’s reoccurring topics have been born of the threads themselves, like Lapcat and Moonlight Titania.

Because nobody "owns" those I guess

>> No.19993529

>>19993481
Are you implying they should be chosen at random?

>> No.19993532

>>19993518
Cheshire Kejourou when?

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>>19993527
I don’t think It’s a matter of nobody owning them, but more that they’re all so obscure. That writefag list in the OP is ultra long, and nobody has the time to wade through the shit to find the creme de la creme worth discussion in the thread.

>> No.19993546

>>19993468
Try doing something about the parts of mge you care about or something that's not mge or monster girl related at all. Often even if you're not strictly sticking to canon it feels like you're using it as a crutch and that you're heart isn't in it.
That's a big part of why Beast comes across more memorable. He loves fighting, corruption and monster girls and that comes across most of the time.
>>19993477
There's a reason some people are still frustrated that Silent deleted his work.

>> No.19993547

>>19993518
Nobody gives a shit.

>> No.19993551

>>19993532
Ehh, kejourous are okay, but I feel like hair that long would just get in the way all the time.

>> No.19993556

>>19993529
I just dont like taking MGE MGs out of MGE and make them act inconsistant with the MGE settings. But I always take girls out of their source material into MGE and make them act consistant with the MGE settings.

>> No.19993563

>>19993551
That’s why you have to stay behind her and carry it everywhere. That’s not going to be an issue, right anon?

>> No.19993567

>>19993542
That's true


>>19993546
>That's a big part of why Beast comes across more memorable.

>tfw I don't feel this at all
I enjoy some of his stuff though

>> No.19993570

>>19993563
Maybe. What happens if I snip a few feet of hair off?

>> No.19993578

>>19993469
Beast has the roulette, and that's clear.
The rest (for the sake of this post I will call the "Selene verse") from what I remember the Selene story along with burning edge.
I don't know if Scalebound connects or not.

>> No.19993588

>>19993570
It depends on what it’s being used for.

If it’s for a wicked gnarly arts-and-crafts project, then she’ll scold you for not telling her but cheer you on regardless.

If it’s exclusively to inconvience her and her perfect head of hair, then she’ll wrap you up in it and edge you until you apologize.


Why the fuck does Captcha need all of these fire hydrants?

>> No.19993597

>>19993556
They're literally generic monster manual monster parodies intended for people to grab for their own stories. It's like getting mad that MGE used Mindflayers or Beholders turned into girls because it's inaccurate to DnD. The only thing to get mad about is if whatever they're changed into or used for sucks. And that's all about quality of the final product, not the other stuff.

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>>19993588
>Captcha
That's what you get for not paying up, boyim.

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>>19993563
But they carry it themselves just fine.

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>> No.19993665

>>19993604
>That'll be $20 good sir

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19993672

Can you impregnate a ghost?

>> No.19993673

>>19993458
I'd bully a Kulve.

>> No.19993675

>>19993629
I want to put gum in her hair

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>>19993672
Yes.

>> No.19993694

>>19993551
Wouldn't that not be as much of an issue, since they can freely control it?

>> No.19993695

>>19993546
>Try doing something about the parts of mge you care about or something that's not mge or monster girl related at all.
You make it seem like I'd write about something I don't care about. Plus if I write something that's not mge or monster girl related at all, it'd beat the point of even posting it here in order to let you know I have.

>> No.19993696

>>19993675
Straight to prison with you

>> No.19993700

>>19993597
>They're literally generic monster manual monster parodies intended for people to grab for their own stories.

They are not parodies as MGE is not a comedy setting. And yes, they are there for fanfics, but said fanfics are meant to be done under a particular set of rules that respects "the spirit of MGE"

>> No.19993706

>>19993700
>but said fanfics are meant to be done under a particular set of rules that respects "the spirit of MGE"
Have any here ever broken it?

>> No.19993711

>>19993700
Parodies don't have to be comedies. Have you never seen the entire rest of the genre of porn parodies?

>> No.19993716

>>19993706
that shiggy guy comes to mind but he came from /d so nobody that started here as far as I know.
Other then that, some people don't like the way Beast does things.

>> No.19993722

>>19993597
They should change up the designs and behaviour then.

KC didn't take a literal Beholder. The Gazer design is unique to his setting and the way they act is much different to the monster manual one. If someone runs off and writes a smug white skinned, goo covered girl with a fluffy tail and sexy hypnosis powers that needs dicked in order to live but it's not MGE then it's just blatant creative bankruptcy.
>>19993706
Some but you used to be crucified for accusing them of it.

>> No.19993723

>>19993706
It doesn't matter. What KC said is "if you don't follow these rules then don't call it MGE" not "don't use these ideas for non-MGE things"

It's especially obvious in all the things that have been tangentially based on MGE like early EMG.

>> No.19993726

>>19993700
Not him but MGE has little to no rules. As it isn't NTR, guro, or monsters killing humans pretty much anything goes, even if it isn't thread appropriate.

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>>19993726
>As it isn't NTR, guro, or monsters killing humans
Does that mean humans killing monsters is OK?

>> No.19993743

>>19993739
No.

>> No.19993752

>>19993722
>They should change up the designs and behaviour then.

Nope. It's just genre standard, like Tolkein elves or dwarves being the predominant kind in regular fantasy. That speaks to the amount of influence MGE has in the monster girl realm, but it doesn't make it exclusive in any way.

>> No.19993756

>>19993739
Those things happen in the setting but the main focus is love.

>> No.19993770

>>19993739
I guess the point is that there are humans that would want to do that(unlike monsters), and even then a monster getting killed is rarely the end. Either way you should tread very carefully when handling that stuff.

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>>19993756
What about all those poor humangirls getting cucked by monsters?

>> No.19993779

>>19993716
Controversial opinion, shiggy at least knew he was doing it and admitted to shitposting which is actually preferable to Lanternon and Moose doing it unironically.

>> No.19993787

>>19993772
Now she would have to deal with an undead snek. An undead snek that is going to make the human girl into her pet

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>>19993726
>or monsters killing humans
Monsters killing humans to protect their husbands is possible, no?

>> No.19993791

>>19993706
YBA's vengance is a little fucky
>>19993779
I thought people liked lanternon?

>> No.19993794

>>19993752
You're defending blatant theft a bit too hard and trying to equate KC to Tolkien is hilarious.

You also overstate how much of an effect KC had on modern monster girls. Most monster girl material out there don't have monsters reliant on sex and take more inspiration from EMG than MGE,

>> No.19993795

>>19993772
They don't matter.

>> No.19993807

>>19993791
Those aren't fanfics really. Actually, writing real fanfics used to get you run out of here on a rail. It's why all the old writefags had their own universes.

>> No.19993813

>>19993772
Nobody is getting cucked, unless you are shit Posting about harems. They either release married men or form a harem with the newly monsterized woman.

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>>19993795
Rude.

>> No.19993821

>>19993726
No NTR, no divorce, no monster killing humans unless it is in self defense, no monsters suffering, no monsters making humans suffer, no monsters rejecting men that confess to them unless they are married or already in love. I think that is pretty much.

>> No.19993822

>>19993772
>implying they were even interested in us in the first place

>> No.19993830

>>19993791
>I thought people liked lanternon?
Well I did say it was a controversial opinion. I actually consider him a worse offender than Moose and find the fact Moose gets shit so often for the old lady hanging in comparison unfair even though they both violate mge's rules while using mge girls.

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>>19993822
>tips fedora

>> No.19993850

>>19993830
I'm more familiar with Moose then I am lantern.
I don't know what the later does in his story

>> No.19993855

>>19993604
I'll only allow humans to reproduce with white mgs. This is going to be hard.

>> No.19993859

>>19993512
>I want to marry a Salamander to become my bodyguard waifu but I dont want to be a warrior
You could be a wizard and fight her with magic. Wizard and warrior is clearly a better team than two warriors anyway.

Not that it would be an obstacle for starting with a young salamander and getting to pound big, firm loli butt after every time she's hopelessly defeated by you.

>> No.19993861

>>19993822
>>19993845
I'd date a human girl/majin type.

>> No.19993862

>>19993845
What?

>> No.19993865

>>19993862
Fedoras are very popular with guys who bang on about how women are evil for not wanting to fuck them.

>> No.19993867

>>19993861
Why?

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I want to see more of the Selene story.

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19993885

I need to say my thanks to gazerfag, I used to dislike mono-eye... I still do but gazer is a exception now.And even if she's not in my top 10, I have to be honest.
...I lewd her more than any other monster by far!

>> No.19993895

>>19993867
Why not?

>> No.19993900

>>19993845
Where do you think you are?

>> No.19993901

I want to chase a loli Wolfu around with the vacuum cleaner!

>> No.19993923

>>19993865
I thought that stereotype was for pretentious atheists .

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>>19993923
Well there is a large overlap between /r9k/fags and atheists.

>> No.19993932

>>19993930
No there isnt

>> No.19993936

>>19993879
How would you make her more lewd?

>> No.19993951

>>19993794
Really?

>> No.19993956

>>19993932
They're still united by their love of the fedora.

>> No.19993958

>>19993772
I actually really like this story, don’t @ me

>> No.19993983

>>19993547
You cared enough to respond.

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>> No.19993997

>>19993989
I'm alone on all days

>> No.19994000

>>19993989
It's Monday dummy

>> No.19994007

>>19993958
Its relatively well written sure, but it really shits on the facts of the actual setting (admittedly, many of these facts were not necessarily known to us back when the story was written). Big issues being:

1. The idea that men are hard to come by for human women in the MGE (in fact there is an overabundance of them).
2. The idea that a monster would separate a man from his existing wife who loves him.
3. The idea that monsters are so instinctive that you can't have an intelligent conversation about relationships with them.

>> No.19994009

What's the difference between a family friendly show and an adult only show in MGE?

>> No.19994022

>>19994009
The latter don't tell you about the joys of parenthood as much.

>> No.19994024

>>19994009
Nothing.

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>>19994009

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>>19994007
Also, it sounds ridiculous that a monster so vehemently against cheating as the shirohebi would cuck a married couple.

>> No.19994037

>>19993845
Its true, it is flatout supported by canon:
>it would have very little effect on a human woman unless the man was handsome and sexually attractive in the first place.

>> No.19994041

>>19994022
>Family friendly shows involve only vanilla sex for the sake of procreation
>Adult only shows involve everything else
God forbids a loli monster girl accidentally switches to the wrong channel and sees a documentary about the joys of anal.

>> No.19994044

>>19994007
>2. The idea that a monster would separate a man from his existing wife who loves him.

They dont? I thought KC was silent on the issue.

>> No.19994049

>>19994037
That doesn't mean they only go for those types and there's bound to be plenty of regular human women married to fat old bakers or bald and bearded shop keepers but KC has hang ups about human women being raped by men in his setting and it's the one thing he's bent over backwards to avoid at any chance given.
it's just a limiter given to a spell that works off attraction.

>> No.19994056

>>19994044
In English material he was for a long while, though I always thought it made little sense for a monster not to be willing to share if they fell for or caught a married man.

Then came MGE volume 2, where we found out the official policy of Lilith's army is that married men who are captured are not even seduced (presumably exceptions would be if someone fell in love with him), but are released back to their family after some period of time (said family getting relocated to a monster-friendly area if necessary).

Its in the section about the Overlord's army and the extremists.

And yes this doesn't mean all monsters would do this exact thing, but I doubt they would do the opposite.

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Did everyone forget about her already?

>> No.19994068 [DELETED] 

>>19994044
I think he said somewhere that they usually get monsterized as well and harem forms. Although I don't what would happen if the man didn't want a harem and was already married to a human women.
Kinda of weird.

>> No.19994070

>>19994064
Nope, I want an owl mage.
She'd be big of chest, fluffy of feather, and a cuddlebug

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What kind of monster suits the best for a onee chan paladin type?

>> No.19994077

>>19994064
The only good owl is a big snow owl.

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>>19994075

>> No.19994087

>>19994075
Imagine if there was a succubus paladin.

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19994094

Hey, it's October, I've got an important question to ask? Do you have a waifu inside you? If you say no, your a goddamned dirty liar.

>> No.19994099

>>19994094
Yes anon, she lives in my head like all waifus do.

>> No.19994107

>>19994082
Krakens dont make good knights

>>19994087
Wouldnt the wings and tail get in the way of her armor? plus the need to fuck husband after every little fight she wins

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>>19994075
In the MGE? Centaurs, dullahans and valkyries are obvious. May apply to soldier beetles too.

>> No.19994113

>>19994077
I bet she sits in the middle of a blizzard, unfazed. Gaze fixed on some distant Anon.

>> No.19994115

>>19994094
Every October they'd broadcast a cheesy movie about a man going to the future to marry his skeleton.
Disregard the poor ratings, Gremlins and Anubis review bombed it because they're time travel nerds.

>> No.19994120

>>19994112
Would cursed swords count?

>> No.19994121

>>19994107
>Wouldnt the wings and tail get in the way of her armor?

As if custom armor doesn't exist. Not to mention how succubi can learn how to retract those appendages.

>> No.19994125
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>>19994120
Some individuals perhaps, but they seem too obsessed with personal pleasure to really be paladin types, even by monster standards.

>> No.19994132

>>19994125
I liked the fireman version of these.

>> No.19994150

Question for you anons, but why is it that escapism is so reviled by normies and non-normies a like? Why do they see a happier setting and instantly wish for its doom or to change it into a more depressing place?

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>>19994121
>>The armor of demonic silver covers the body with a protective magical film, allowing you to leave the necessary cutouts in the armor.

>> No.19994160

>>19994150
Lack of challenge and excitement to write stories and characters around is one reason, though settings like MGE still offer those.

>> No.19994164

>>19994158
More like Smug Knight.

>> No.19994165

>>19994150
It's the same reason for the faggotry between NEETs and Wagecucks on /biz/
They just hate what they will never have.

>> No.19994168

>>19994158
>necessary cutouts
damn these monsters sure know how to show off.

>> No.19994177
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>>19994150
Because we don't live in Japan.

>> No.19994195

>>19994158
>tfw no monsters in sexy naval uniforms.

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>>19994195
Do serafukus count?

>> No.19994224

>>19994160
I guess, but even in crossovers where conflict could be found between mamano and the native monsters. It seems quite common for the mamano to get genocided. Hell one of the more known crossovers is exactly that despite mamano having home field advantage.

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>>19994224
What else do you expect from SPESS BETTLES?

>> No.19994234

>>19994224
you talking about that alchemy one?

>> No.19994236

>>19994210
No.

I wanted a female admiral in the Kancolle anime for that very reason

>> No.19994250

>>19993198
Not only is he a prick, he gets treated as a saint for it by monster friendly characters and he can't be held accountable for any of his bullshit thanks to the OP Mary Sue squad protecting him.

>> No.19994252

>>19994234
Yeah

>>19994233
What I expected most places would. That being to have fun and not being such grim lads when talking about a setting based around love.

>> No.19994260

>>19994234
God that one is still going. and reviewers have the nerve to say the fights are balanced.
They're fucking not. every fight is a curbstomp for the alchemy side. and any time the monsters have the upper hand and other character joins the fight and instantly turns the tide.

The fact that druella has been cloned with a "altered" DE set to destroy the DL doesn't help matters
Or the fact that druella, her bapho right hand and Francisca are all dead.

>> No.19994263

>>19994150
my life sucks ass.
When I think about mgs I get a fuzzy feeling inside my chest, it kinda hurts, but I still smile unconsciously.

People hate to see a failure like me being happy.

>> No.19994269

>>19994252
Forget about love, what about MUH HUMANITY?

>> No.19994270

>>19994150
People hate fun.
>>19994263
It's okay anon, that makes two of us at least.

>> No.19994271

>>19994260
Or the fact people actually try to fucking justify what happened to druella.

>> No.19994285

>>19994269
But Incubi are just human man but better at magics and longer lived

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>>19994271
In their defense, Druella kinda gives the impression of being a villain at first glance.

>> No.19994293

>>19994271
It was apparently supposed to show that the alchemy group are not all good eggs.
unless you've seen a different explanation.

>> No.19994298

>>19994285
It all depends on how you define human. Recall that the united species of monsters and incubi is going to be the "new humanity" in MGE.

Oh, and incubi are not inherently better at magic. They just have more mana.

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>>19994285

>> No.19994306

>>19994290
what if we were the villains all along?

>> No.19994312

>>19994299
>Because the Scholar has never exaggerated in an entry before.

>> No.19994316

>>19994290
Granted
but what happened to her in the fic is nothing short of overkill

>> No.19994319

>>19994260
>killing kuro
Over the line.
>>19994290
She's only evil at first glance to people who don't know the entire setting is based off the things which would usually be evil being sexy and good instead.

>> No.19994326

>>19994316
Fuck it.
How'd she go out?

>> No.19994348

>>19994293
Bullshit. That story was conceptualized in the thread where genocide was the fucking norm.

>> No.19994359

>>19994348
I'm running on AO3 comments, and that was the authors words

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Well this all got rather dark.
I just wanted to talk about cute waifus. Like un-smuging a Cheshire Cat by kissing her after she pranks you.

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>>19994312
Leaving that aside, they also seem to think life in the Demon Realms is always like pic related. The idea that monster societies could actually be stable and productive is literally incomprehensible to them.

>> No.19994369

>>19994056
>after some period of time
Why not immediately? I mean, no one is going to marry him.

>> No.19994382

>>19994366
>/nightwalk/

>> No.19994383

>>19994360
I just want a chubby, shortstack cheshire to scritch the ears of while she's in my lap

>> No.19994388

>>19993850
A Paladin defends himself from being raped by a couple of Arachne by killing them. That's it. A bunch of the city inhabitants then sees him as a monster for doing this which is unfair.
In recent chapters he seems more sympathetic with them, always goes for the non lethal attacks and actually suffers consequences for his actions.
On the other hand, Laven is an asshole who has killed and fucked over so many people and will never have anything bad happen to him. Monstergirls also kill men by the truckload and don't give a shit.

I'm not sure why that anon thinks Lanternon is worse than Moose for edgy characters.

>> No.19994394

>>19994326
She's captured by the alchemy group before the story begins and was probably used in experiments that led to the "good guys" all being DE immune.
When elt and black bapho (Author made this before WG3 translations so she has a different name) get to her, she's described as being malnourished with her horns and tails cut
When she's free, it turns out two failsafe bombs where triggered, one to blow up the tower and another that druella was forced to swallow
She has just enough time to save elt and black bapho before it goes off, killing her.

later the one that set it up taunts the bapho and after a fight killer her

>> No.19994400

>>19994394
man today is not a day for my grammar

>> No.19994403

>>19994312
It would actually take years to investigate even a single monster or MG correctly. So either this guy is much older, and shadier, than we think, or he spends only a couple months, at most, in an area before moving on.

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>>19993556
>But I always take girls out of their source material into MGE and make them act consistant with the MGE settings.

I want to be a young butler in the MGE version of SDM. Though I think Patchy got to give me something that boosts my stamina by a lot.

>> No.19994422

>>19994394
Never played this alchemy game, but this seems like something a straight warhammer story would do.

And straight warhammer crossovers are vastly inferior compared to fun fixing warhammer crossovers.

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>>19994394
Jesus Christ, this is nearly Sonichu levels of "They're the good guys because I say so!"

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>>19994383

Love them shorties.

>> No.19994436

>it's an another several hours long "muh invincible monsters" fags handwringing -episode

>> No.19994439

>>19994150
It gets kinda irritating when trying to write or greentext and you post it and, in your own mind, it was legitimately a happy story with nothing you’d perceive as too negative, only for a few sperges to reply to it with ‘fuck off someone had a bad feeling on this page kill yourself with your grimdark shit also this girl was /d/ shit because she was taller than a normal human fuck you’
I legitimately have to write with a checklist out of things I have to avoid or it will piss off part of the thread, and when you add it all up it can be pretty difficult to still come up with something engaging. That’s just my two cents though

>> No.19994443

>>19994436
MGE is all about invincible monsters, faggot.

>> No.19994444

>>19994423
Anonymoose Saga isn't much better in that regard, only the monsters are the murdering assholes treated like good guys.
That's also fairly common for most crossover or Order focused stories. Humans beating the demon lord is fine, but they always do it in edgy stupid ways.

>> No.19994449

>>19994436
Cry more

>> No.19994460

>>19994439
oh yeah that can be annoying. i am more talking about shit like the alchemy crossover or legit mass murdering/genocide done by either side.

>> No.19994465

>>19994422
It's Atelier Totori right? I never played it but it doesn't seem like a grim game.

>> No.19994467

>>19994429
They're for pampering.

>> No.19994473

>>19994436
Aw did someone talk badly about your favourite writer?
You can beat monsters without being a grim dark retard about it.

>> No.19994475

>>19994290
>She herself adores her mother, the Mamono Lord and her father, the Mamono Lord's husband

I am not really that fond of the moeblob Druella memes, but the image of her desperately trying to be daddy's girl is kinda funny.

>> No.19994480

>>19994439
This. I wrote a story a year or so ago and I intentionally went through it looking for stuff that would piss people off, then it happened anyway because I overlooked something that I thought was harmless. It can be tough writing interesting stories with all the limitations, and by limitations I'm not talking about the obvious and shitty elements that should piss people off like NTR or guro.

>> No.19994481

>>19994290
That is a good point since her personality does kind of have a 'punch in the face' feel to it. She would look natural if she dressed up has a college frat or the female version of it anyways.

>> No.19994484

>>19994465
Yes, because it's apparently a "superior" form of Japanese escapism.

>> No.19994491

>>19994449
It's pretty clear I'm not the one crying.

>> No.19994493

>>19994444
>Anonymoose Saga isn't much better in that regard, only the monsters are the murdering assholes treated like good guys

I didn't get that impression, then again it has been a while.

>> No.19994494

>>19994422
>>19994465
The altelier games are standard light hearted JRPGs with alchemy being the item crafting gimmick and story, usually with a teen girl as the heroine.
The crossover involves the "arland" series (altelier Rorona, Totori, Meruru)

>> No.19994498

>>19994491
Monsters having the advantage in MGE is a feature, not a bug.

>> No.19994499

>>19994049
How would using a seduction spell be raping a human woman? Its not rape if the spell makes her want you.

>> No.19994501

>>19994484
That's an odd form of dick measuring.

>> No.19994502

>>19994439
I’m imagining a bunch of curmudgeonly anons in the MGE world grumpily taking tape measures to girls and writing down their measurements only to say “Failed! Too tall/fat/busty! You are /d/ tier!!!”
Only for the girls in question to laugh and rape them until they love it while the anons cry out ‘but that’s not my preeefereeence! I’m supposed to be raped by X! Muh-Mano!’
It’s a private funny fantasy.

>> No.19994504

>>19994439
>Read a good greentext that has a fairly dark ending
>Some anon WILL "correct" it with a deus ex machina happy ending they tack on
It doesn't happen anymore because there aren't any greentexts these days but it was annoying. Not every story has to be happy, you've got to have some bad things now and then to appreciate the good.

>> No.19994509

>>19993188
Such a sexy Dragon. Praise her.

>> No.19994510

>>19994467

And holding and protecting.

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>>19994481

>> No.19994517

>>19994504
>Spoiler
A shame really, most of thats few got shouted at for clogging the thread

>> No.19994522

>>19994499
Using magic to make someone do something they wouldn't do of their own free will invalidates consent.

>> No.19994523

>>19994493
The main characters go around massacring whole armies of guys just trying to protect their homelands and replace humans in charge with monstergirls, usually violently. It's hard to see them as the good guys.

>>19994502
Eh, getting raped by a shit species and forced into liking it doesn't sound fun or MGE to me. If MGs were like that I'm glad we don't actually have them.

>> No.19994524

>>19994422
>>19994423
>Anon didn't even get into whats happened to some of the maidens

>> No.19994533

>>19994439
>[insert "I bet you like furries and monsterboys" defense here]

>> No.19994534

>>19994524
what happened to them? I am interested in how far gone you have to be to see them as good guys(alchemy people)

>> No.19994538

>>19994523
>massacring whole armies of guys

I really don't remember this

>> No.19994541

>>19994360
I want to bully a Cheshire with memes that she can't resist completing.
>Cheshire, Cheshire
>Yes anon?
>Suck my dick?
>Anon stop i'm really busy right now. I don't have time for these games.
>Telling lies?
>No Anon, I-I mean stop okay I really need to finish this report.
>Open your mouth
>Ugh fine!
>Gluk gluk gluk

>> No.19994544

>>19994523
It’s just as silly to imagine a single man walking through an area heavily infested with very instinctual-type MGs in heat, only for them all to completely ignore him and let him pass totally unabated because he thinks they’re ‘shit tier’
Monstergirls don’t share those sentiments. Your lilim waifu would heavily reprimand you for saying all Matangos deserve to burn or are ugly.

>> No.19994545

>>19994481
>That is a good point since her personality does kind of have a 'punch in the face' feel to it
This, but that's Succubi in general. They tease anyone they face in battle, and while I know they're just flirting and want the fight to end in affectionate sex I'd probably just get angrier when faced with that kind of shit. I'm surprised it doesn't just inspire some Order soldiers to attack harder.

>> No.19994551

>>19994533
Was waiting for it honestly, haha. High level discourse all around amirite?

>> No.19994553

>>19994538
It happens several times, Rose herself may as well be a Dynasty Warriors character for all the people she's killed so far.

>> No.19994557

>>19994444
>Anonymoose Saga isn't much better in that regard, only the monsters are the murdering assholes treated like good guys.

Its more that Anonymoose has his monsters not necessarily all be good guys, I don't recall any of the actually good guy characters being all that murderous (at least without a lot of provocation).

>> No.19994558

>>19994534
Sasha's been captured, fate unknown
Merse's opponent called her weak and cut her in half, she's regenerating but has been captured
Koyoi is left bleeding out somewhere, don't know if dead
Franchischa pretty much to a mini nuke to the face and is dead.

>> No.19994561

>>19994533
I already agreed with the anon your replied to but actually fucking kill yourself if you add monster boys to mge.

>> No.19994564

>>19994544
>Lilim waifu
I'm not that presumptious. The monster I like is fairly low to mid level. At any rate, KC himself said that monsters don't rape guys that wouldn't like them. It's silly and goes against what he originally said, but he is pretty much the god of the setting, so it's a thing.

>> No.19994565

>>19994499
Seduction spells are outright stated to not be mind control. The spell doesn't make you want someone, it just makes you more aware of things that are already attractive about someone.

>> No.19994568

>>19994553
Does she outright kill them? Isn't it only the evil named character that dies? Also I do remember the dragon kingdom thingie getting monster girls as rulers, but that seemed for the better anyway.

>> No.19994571

>>19994557
And those bad monsters never deal with any consequences like the humans do.

>> No.19994575

>>19994561
He, and I, aren’t saying that. He (I think) is referring to how when anyone tries to raise their hand a bit and say ‘hey maybe we can be a bit more lax with the hard boundaries on everything’, ragers will respond with “OH I GUESS WE SHOULD JUST INCLUDE MONSTERBOYS TOO THEN HUH? GUESS YOU WANT EVERY GREENTEXT TO END IN NTR, DONT YOU?”
It’s very immature

>> No.19994577
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>“Seduction spells” can theoretically be used by human men to charm human women and monsters, and would exhibit a high effect on monsters in particular since they normally view men in a sexual manner with their values. However, since it is “nymphomancy”, it would be extremely difficult for a human man to acquire and use, and it would have very little effect on a human woman unless the man was handsome and sexually attractive in the first place.

This is why MGs are winning and will continue to win.

>> No.19994578

>>19994568
She ends up completely covered in other peoples blood as she solos a boat full of elite mercenaries at one point. Yes, she does kill people.

>> No.19994580

>>19994510
Small, smug, and snug.
The three S's of shortstacks.

>> No.19994582

>>19993237
I've been thinking about it for a while and editing All's Fair in Love and War to abide by the canon 100% would be possible, although tedious enough that it'd be hardly worth the effort unless I had actual good reasons to do it. It'd involve chopping off the connection to Don't Doubt Druella and Do Lawyers Come From Hell and its returning characters and duct taping their purpose onto other characters within the story.

Biggest problem would having to figure out if the Nyarlathotep shenanigans would abide by the canon just by technicality, since the Shoggoth entry doesn't invalidate Lovecraftian stuff in MGE.

>> No.19994591

>>19994523
>The main characters go around massacring whole armies of guys just trying to protect their homelands and replace humans in charge with monstergirls, usually violently. It's hard to see them as the good guys.

When did that ever happen? Yes they have fought people many times, but they were usually attacked first. And when a new leader of a given area did come about, they had a legitimate claim to leadership already (plus our main characters do not put them in power, at most they assist in a given rebellion).

>> No.19994598

>>19994558
>"Good" guys

>> No.19994607

>>19994564
It’s just a bit too much dissonance with literally every profile for me. I get it though, he’s just trying to say ‘everyone be happy’ but I feel part of the reason he has to make such glaring contradictions is because of how little room fans of the setting are willing to budge. There are people here who have legitimately argued that they’d burn tentacles on sight and would rather kill themselves than be with one. My point on how one would be reprimanded is that Monstergirls just wouldn’t see it that way. Your Monstergirl wife would be happy for your brother who got raped by and married to a Matango, and would be rather upset at best if you tried to tell her ‘we gotta save him from that hideous thing’

>> No.19994611

>>19994558
What the fuck are the gods doing? How are these fucks doing this with no reprecussions at all?

>> No.19994612

I want to tattoo my name on my daughteru's ass!

>> No.19994615

>>19994598
Eh, it sounds shitty but stories where monstergirls just violently rape whole towns while taunting them how they can't do shit about it suck too.

>> No.19994619

>>19994578
From my own communications with Anonymoose, most of the humans fought so far have not really been "elite," and as I recall from that event on the ship Rose was not the only one fighting during the whole event, rather she was the last to leave, and she didn't beat everyone.

>> No.19994622

>>19994439
>dindu nuffin
Post what you're talking about or you're talking our your ass.
>>19994504
>Not every story has to be happy
It does when it's mge or it goes against the happy endings being the theme of the entire setting thing. People read about monster girls because they like monster girls, not want them to suffer.

>> No.19994629

>>19994564
>At any rate, KC himself said that monsters don't rape guys that wouldn't like them.

I feel like this is the hundredth time people have posted this, but they never actually seem able to give a source on KC saying anything like this. I don't suppose you have one?

>> No.19994632

>>19994522
Not really. It depends on the spell. If it is literal mind control, then yes. If it is simply heightening the desire to mate to irresistible levels or change "not handsome" to "handsome" (something you have zero control over in the first place), then it isnt. I mean, based on that logic then wearing red to attract a Minotaur, using catnip on a Jinko or just being a male in front of a Wurm would be raping them.

>> No.19994636

>>19994607
True, but it would suck balls if KC just said something along the lines "Click a random page on the wiki - that's the monstergirl you'll be with now forever even if she's the stuff of your own personal nightmares. Enjoy my setting!"

>> No.19994648

>>19994622
Moreover, you can have plenty of unhappy, even horrible, things happen in MGE stories. One just expects the end result to be positive.

MGE girls outright are stated to love stories where a hero and heroine have to overcome terrible circumstances/events.

>> No.19994653

>>19994582
Lovecraftian things are the easiest crossover into absolutely any fictional setting because as soon as you approach any rational questions of their origin or how they work in the setting, you have a very legitimate free pass labeled ‘We cannot even comprehend how they work!’

>> No.19994660

>>19994648
>One just expects the end result to be positive.
Exactly. Which is why someone adding a happy ending after makes sense.

Greentext "authors" don't like that? Don't post their work as anon in an easy to emulate format then. If someone continues it and adds a part people like better that's on them for failing.

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>>19994577
Indeed.

>> No.19994677

>>19994612
I want to make my daughteru take her clothes off and do a sexy dance for me!

>> No.19994679

>>19994660
>If someone continues it and adds a part people like better that's on them for failing.
Uh huh...
>Genuinely good greentext that has a meaningful yet sad ending
>Faggot anon adds some shitty section that makes little sense and changes the story entirely because he can't handle one sad story
>"This is totally better guys and it's your own fault for posting your story here!"

Fuck off.

>> No.19994683

>>19994622
Unhappy endings only work when you like the character. If the ending is negative but you don't like the character or they otherwise have earned the negativity, it isn't really an unhappy ending.

>> No.19994689

Which monster would give the best aftercare?

>> No.19994691

>>19994648
>>19994660
If the portals ever happened I could see the world becoming a cultural graveyard from all the monstergirls rewriting the classics with sad endings.

>> No.19994692

>>19994660
Is there some small, quiet yet nagging part of your brain that might think, maybe, perhaps, just possibly, the reason there are never any long fun greentext chains anymore or no one is willing to post such things or the threads are dead half the time might be because the atmosphere that kind of thinking produces, specifically ‘your creativity is bad/unacceptable creativity’, is what’s driven people away?
I mean, you can call me out or say that’s bullshit or ask for proof all you want and convince yourself of your correctness. It’s not gonna revert how things have changed though.

>> No.19994699

>>19994679
Again, if people like the added on ending better which was usually the case then the original author failed at writing for their target audience. If their target audience wasn't here then they fucked up by even hitting the post button.
>>19994683
Yes but people who like monster girls would rather read something that wasn't depressing.

>> No.19994700

>>19994577
I mean. If human women are not even willing to take the men monsters do. Monsters cant just not win.

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>>19994689

>> No.19994704

>>19994692
This.
Content police like >>19994660 have gone out of their way to fuck over writefagging in these threads and are close to driving it all alway entirely.

>> No.19994709

>>19994692
>specifically ‘your creativity is bad/unacceptable creativity’, is what’s driven people away?
If they can't write engaging stories within the restraints of the setting it's based in then their creative ability is bad. Shocking I know.

>> No.19994713

>>19994699
Your only point is
>I don't like sad endings therefore I'm allowed to deface other people's work."
What is it like to think like a literal child?

>> No.19994714

>>19994689
My Kobold waifu is the queen of aftercare.

>> No.19994716

>>19994704
Did you not read the post >>19994660 was replying to?
>MGE girls outright are stated to love stories where a hero and heroine have to overcome terrible circumstances/events.

>> No.19994717

>>19994699
I like sad stories at least as much as I like happy stories. Whether I like monstergirls or not has no bearing on that.

>> No.19994722

>>19994703
Aftercare with my stern kiki would be so nice

>> No.19994723

>>19994691
>Gilgamesh hastily marries Ishtar, achieves immortality, and never reflects on what it means to be a man and strive even after failure with the time you are given
>Achilles and Paris haphazardly split Helen into two beings, and the war is ended with a truce. The Odyssey never happens as a result
>Heracles catches himself before his rage overtakes him to murder his family, and the original myth becomes much more like the Disney cartoon version
Bah. Let them stick to pornos and classy burlesque shows.

>> No.19994724

>>19994704
We've had writers in the past who were well liked, both by myself and the thread and were't literal faggots.
>>19994713
>deface other people's work
You mean like people defacing mge by adding their brand of unhappy garbage to it? Get the fuck over yourself, your work isn't a Picasso, it's street graffiti.

>> No.19994731

>>19994709
Hey, it’s your wasteland, bud.

>> No.19994734

>>19994716
The vast majority of MGE stories including the canon ones are boring and terrible shit, with invincible monsters who are often smug cunts too.

>> No.19994737

>>19994691
>New society where only monsters can vote
>Heavy domestic infighting around the world occurs where husbands fight with their wives over having them vote so endings are not changed

Jokes aside, monster society is great. But there indeed are things that would be worse off with monsters. Like for example, say goodbye to free speech. There is a chance feminists "kill all men" speeches would actually be criminalized under monsters.

>> No.19994739

>>19994709
A few years back we had good stories that had a darker tone to them. Then we got a flood of anons who wanted the setting to be cookie cutter moeblobs for some reason. I miss the days when we had content and it wasn't strictly moderated by autistic anons who can be triggered by the slightest transgression.

>> No.19994744

>>19994689
Echidna or titania. I can't see either doing anything that would require aftercare, though. Kind of sad, come to think.

>> No.19994745

>>19994734
If you don't like it then fuck off.

>> No.19994748

>>19994737
>There is a chance feminists "kill all men" speeches would actually be criminalized under monsters.
Why? Giving them the freedom to say it just makes it easier to spot the ones needing monsterization.

>> No.19994752

Anyone got the feeling that the Sabbath World Guide was one giant advertisement that Baphomet's really want a lover, especially Runya Runya? She even was disappointed that a spell wouldn't turn a monster girl into a submissive sex toy.

>> No.19994753

>>19994724
Take your own advice and get the fuck over yourself. You aren't the king of the thread, if someone wants to write something with a sad ending they will.
Although, I'd recommend they do it on pastebin so retards like yourself can't fuck with it.

>> No.19994758

>>19994731
It's a nice thread when people aren't crying about how they can't be edgy mc edgington any more.
>>19994739
No, what actually happened is people bothered to read the source material and translations got better. Before then people thought the setting was a lot darker than it actually was.

>> No.19994761

>>19994748
Feminists don't deserve monsterization.

>> No.19994764

>>19994745
I bet you've been here for a year at most, maybe two.

>> No.19994765

>>19994577
>Let's fuck.
>Eww no. Go to the gym and get some income first.
>I think I will just marry the Dragon Girl over there.

>> No.19994772

>>19994753
>if someone wants to write something with a sad ending they will.
Same goes for people adding a new ending. It's not like whatever's posted in an image board has ever been free from edits of any kind.

>> No.19994773

>>19994761
>Wanting them to stay as they are and make it worse for everyone else
Selfish cunt

>> No.19994776

>>19994758
>A sad ending is edgy now
How do you function in the real world?

>> No.19994777

>>19994699
You are projecting your tastes and your reaction to things outside of your tastes onto a great many people. Most of whom aren’t even here anymore.
It’s not about ‘every greentext should have sad parts in it’, it’s that when you limit people’s creativity so vehemently and with such vitriol, it makes them not want to participate in the future, even if it would have been fine by your standards.
It’s not the specific response to the specific event, but the culture of response to the potential events. I don’t want to write something that I willingly try at and think is good and want people to enjoy if I’m fairly certain it will cause the thread to derail because some white bread vanilla guzzling saltine bitchboy can’t comprehend people not always catering to his tastes and his tastes alone.

>> No.19994783

>>19994761
They dont. But they would receive it anyway. If monsters worked by deserving, they would not marry 99% of anons.

>> No.19994784

>>19994777
Jesus Christ you're starting to sound like Mr. MD.

>> No.19994785

>>19994734
Oh shit son. It's almost like strong girls are what attracted a large amount of people to monster girls.

>> No.19994786

>>19994772
Same goes for someone wanting to add a new ending to sunshine and rainbow stories. I'm tempted to start doing this just to spite you.

>> No.19994787

>>19994745
We have.

>> No.19994793

>>19994776
It's edgy when you force it on something specifically designed to AVOID it.

>> No.19994794

how come we moved from actually pure edge stuff like mass genocide/murder to this thread drama garbage. Cant even fucking talk about an odd occurence without it getting driven to thread drama.

>> No.19994801

>>19994784
It’s Dr to you, actually.

>> No.19994803

>>19994794
Its called Monday.

>> No.19994807

>>19994691
>"Anon! Anon! I need your help!"
>"Okay, okay. Please stop crying."
>"I can't find Romeo and Juliet Part 2 anywhere!"
>"Come again?"
>"I looked through the whole library like three whole times, and there was nothing! "
>"There is no Part 2. That's the play."
>"But...but they died! And their love was so pure! Surely Juliet came back as a beautiful Wight and revived her beloved! I know something like that happens, I just need to see it for myself!"
>"I'm serious. It's just a sad ending for those two, though hopefully everyone else grew from the experience. But if it made you feel something, that's the important pa-"
>"Anon, no!"
And that's how Titania-chan and her long-suffering anon friend became the playwright known as "Shakespeare 2" known primarily for their revised happy endings.

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>>19993672
>>19993692
Making half-ghosts!

>> No.19994816

>>19994777
This. The main issue with these threads is the vocal (minority?) who have their own intepretation of what the thread, as we all do, but unlike most of us they expect other anons to follow their own personal rules and tastes OR ELSE.
It's selfish and I can't even begin to understand why these people act this way.

>> No.19994821

>>19994807
See now that’s cute.

>> No.19994824

>>19994803
But I thought it only happened on weekends.

>> No.19994825

>>19994758
>No, what actually happened is people bothered to read the source material and translations got better
No, what actually happened was KC putting out tons of OOC word of god stuff in response to darker interpretations of the setting.

>> No.19994827

>>19994807
So, does macbeth and king leer end?

>> No.19994833

>>19994777
Oh yes, the silent majority argument. Real good opening line there.
>it makes them not want to participate in the future
Good.
>I don’t want to write something that I willingly try at and think is good and want people to enjoy if I’m fairly certain it will cause the thread to derail because some white bread vanilla guzzling saltine bitchboy can’t comprehend people not always catering to his tastes and his tastes alone.
You're certain it will because your work has either done it in the past or it's not good to start with. >>19994776
This >>19994793
It's like me going out of my way to write a my little pony fanfic that ends with one of the horses finding out they have cancer. It's just the wrong tone for the wrong source material.

>> No.19994834

>>19994812
Ogdo-doggo werewolves would be cute!

>> No.19994835

>>19994260
wait, what?

>> No.19994836

Maybe the Jubjub is still waiting on her stump.

>> No.19994837

>>19994807
>Live in the the real world with good entertainment but the world sucks
>Live in the monstergirl world where everything is infuriating sickly saccherine but at least you get a waifu
This would actually be a tough decision for me.

>> No.19994845

>>19994803
>>19994824
I just wish it wouldn't no matter the day. Fucking regret even posting the original question now.

>> No.19994860

>>19994835
Guys made this one fanfic where JRPG girls steamroll MGE

>> No.19994865

>>19994845
I dont know what the original question was but, people looking for reasons to get pissed will. Just ignore it.

>> No.19994867

>>19994833
>Good.
You. Are actively. Advocating. The death. Of the thread.
You are holding the gun to something you like saying ‘if you don’t die I’m going to kill you’
Unless you just don’t want people to greentext or writefag or do anything creative in here anymore. Again, it’s not about the grimdark portion in particular, it’s about the censoring of people’s creativity to align with your tastes and your tastes alone. It is actually difficult to put this in any simpler terms.

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>>19994689

>> No.19994871

>>19994611
The gods would probably get beaten to given the HFY overload

>> No.19994872

>>19994825
Such as? From what I'm aware at most he clarified things for English fans that Japanese fans already understood without it needing to be explicitly stated (or it was stuff that was stated in material that we simply weren't aware of yet).

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>>19994837
We only need entretainment because the world sucks. I will just have my waifu abs belly dance while she flexes her muscles. That is all the entretainment I need.

>> No.19994882

>>19994865
In general, it's a good idea to not validate backseat moderators. Write what feels natural based on your own understanding of the setting and ignore the subsequent meltdown from the thread police.

>> No.19994886

>>19993029
>Talk Whisp
I really, really hope this is a fun spell that lets you communicate with spectral undead when they're in ghost phase.
>ywn call up a random Wisp and talk dirty to her.

>> No.19994889

>>19994860
And that story came from a site that had a thread dedicating to moaning about how grimdark MGE was and finding ways to "fix" it, nearly all of which involved having their favorite setting invade the MGE world and genocide all the MGs.

>> No.19994891

>>19994886
>private Wisp phonesex line
Ooou baby. I want her to talk about how she’ll cut me up and choke me out while getting me off. All in good kinky fun, of course.

>> No.19994897

>>19994867
>if you don't support material that goes completely against the setting then you support the death of the thread!
Jesus Christ fuck off back to /tg/ already.

>> No.19994899

>>19994865
Its was pretty simply asking why people seem to have an obsession with grimderping MGE by either having crossover stomps. Was kinda hoping to discuss some fun crossovers that could be had or even crossovers that involve making a grimdark setting fun.

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I would mess with people if I had fire magic
Like set the end of hairs on fire, or boil water coolers

>> No.19994907

>>19994897
>Again, it’s not about the grimdark portion in particular, it’s about the censoring of people’s creativity to align with your tastes and your tastes alone.
Second time.

>> No.19994910

>>19994889
>finding ways to "fix" MGE
>genocide all the MGs
If all MGs supported the extremists that would actually be the correct method.

>> No.19994913

I am kinda the coward and I dreamt that a Dragongirl forced me to ride with her, her motorbike at super high speed. It was really scary, but hugging her hard firm body as I tried not to fall was kinda soothing in a way. I didnt liked that when I screamed at her to stop or slow down she kept laughing at me. I dont know if this was a dream or a nightmare.

>> No.19994914

>>19994882
I agree with you, but what greentext story or whatever has even had a bad ending that didn't establish early on that it wasn't trying to be faithful to the setting anyway? It feels like all this talk has been about a non-issue anyway.

>> No.19994918

>>19994910
Stop that. I fight for the extremists!

>> No.19994919

>>19994899
Because these people cannot into figurative language and interpret the MGE in the most grimdark manner possible.

>> No.19994922

>>19994899
>making a grimdark setting fun.
I see no wrong with that. Sounds exactly like the kind of thing the Mamono Lord would do.

>> No.19994924

>>19994910
Would it? The extremists are in essence just more pro-active about changing the world than regular monsters. MGE volume 2's article on the extremists actually made them quite a bit more likable than before I think.

>> No.19994926

>>19994899
Fun crossovers would be having the monsters win
or come to a some neutral agreement while funky sex happens

>> No.19994930

>>19994904
I'd mess with a lot of people after we cross through the portals. I want to live a life of high-adventure with a monstergirl party, where we go from country to country performing outrageous heists, and living on the run.
I've always wanted to be the reoccurring villain in some hero anons story

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>>19994910
>If all MGs supported the extremists that would actually be the correct method.
Reminder that if all MGs were as proactive as the extremists, then the Demon Lord would've had her utopia by now.

>> No.19994937

>>19994867
>You. Are actively. Advocating. The death. Of the thread.
Typing like a retard doesn't help get your point across, it just makes you look like a retard and no I'm not. just the death of shit writing which has thankfully already happened.
>Unless you just don’t want people to greentext or writefag or do anything creative in here anymore. Again, it’s not about the grimdark portion in particular, it’s about the censoring of people’s creativity to align with your tastes and your tastes alone. It is actually difficult to put this in any simpler terms.
I've liked many more stories and writers than I've disliked, fuck off your Bollocks and Chowder level arguments. I can't change anything alone and you're making it sound like any author who was driven out wasn't because of their own personality issues or a majority backlash.

You whine about censorship but by telling people to stop complaining you're essentially doing that, attempting to censor critical opinions.

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>>19994891
That sounds nice. I'd tell her about all the dirty things I'd want to do to her body, and say that I plan to impregnate her and take responsibility while I'm still living.

>> No.19994942

>>19994899
MGE Touhous is sexy. Also a MGE Kislev might be comfy

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>>19994922
Now I wanna see a MAMONO MANA'd W40K.

>> No.19994948

Fuck me you people need to cool off
Ain't winter yet folks, no need for all this fire

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19994955

Been gone the past few hours. Are we talking about monster girls yet? If not, I’d like to talk about cool moth upperclassmen.

>> No.19994960

>>19994948
This is nothing, the thread has gotten far angrier at other times.

>> No.19994963

>>19994922
>>19994926
>>19994942
>>19994947
Yeah. So many possibilities.

I am thinking MGE TES with even Deadra being affected. Imagine having meridia or Azura lusting after human dick or Molag Ballz butthurt at superior vampires that don't need him.

or For WHF have karl franz trying to get away from mamano vampire mannfred.

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Fuck this shit, let's talk about music.

>> No.19994966

>>19994947
I want to be the aide of a Demon Commissar

>> No.19994967

>>19994937
What’s the last good piece of writing, either greentext or pastebin, that you’ve liked in these threads?

>> No.19994974

>>19994963
Karl Franz already belongs to Deathclaw-tan

>> No.19994977

>>19994947
I the Lewd, loving future of the 41st millennium, there is only rape

>> No.19994981

>>19994964
Of all the things my waifu can enjoy with me, I think my taste in music is one thing that would take some serious effort into getting her to give it a chance.

>> No.19994984

>>19994966
>Slaanesh Gets Board
>Looks through media of the past
>Sees MGE
>Decides to have fun and play it straight
>Queue Vanilla Slaanesh Deamons.
>The sex for some reason empowers isha.
>she breaks away from nurgle.
>Both become the most powerful gods.
Needs some work but this could work.

>> No.19994987

>>19994964
Music is just one of many reasons that gandharva is best birb.

>> No.19994988

>>19994967
Most pastes in the last month excluding one writer who's name shall be left out of this.

>> No.19994990

>>19994984
Bored*

>> No.19994994

>>19994932
>exchanging one dystopia with an absolute ruler for a new dystopia with a new absolute ruler
>utopia

>> No.19994998

>>19994837
>"Anon! Anon! Look at all this fanmail we're getting!" Titania-chan dumps a huge sack of letters on your desk like she had just seen Miracle on 34th Street. Side note: under no circumstances are you to let her actually watch Miracle on 34th Street.
>"Dear Shakespeare 2, you're really great and I love you and I am so happy you exist and help me get through all the sad human stories...Titania-chan, did you write this?"
>"It's fanmail! I'm your biggest fan!"
>"Next one, please."
>"Ahem: Dear Shakespeare 2, I truly adore your material, but the humans in my theater group say they would like something darker. Can you assist me in any way? Sincerely, a concerned Fan-tom."
>"Can't imagine why anyone thought thsy. I really thought ending Hamlet with a competitive charity bake sale would go over so well."
>"Hmm, something dark...how about, there's a puppy, and it's lost in the woods, a really scary woods with like owls and stuff,"
>"Go on."
>"And that's why Anthony is in the woods you see, to find the lost puppy. But then, it turns out that the puppy belongs to the beautiful Pharaoh Cleopatra, who was just woken up by the dog barking! And they live happily ever after!"
>"I'll get the typewriter."
>"Thank you, anon. This'll be a hit, I just know it! And you thought I had no range."

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>> No.19995001

>>19994994
One utopia is full of blood, shit, and piss, while the other is all sex, love, and rock and roll.
Yeah dude, totally equivalent.

>> No.19995003

>>19995000
I got your nose!

>> No.19995006

>>19994994
The DL is anything but an absolute ruler though.
The MGs of Zipangu and the Mist Continent see her in a positive light but otherwise don’t really give a damn about what she does.

>> No.19995009

>>19995000
Jokes on you, I have a week off to post and play vidya!
I would love a pudgy, shortstack hellhound

>> No.19995013

>>19995000
>HELLFIELD!

>> No.19995015

>>19994998
Fuck off, faggot. Strawmanning like this is just cringey and pathetic.

>> No.19995021

>>19995015
I'm guessing you responded to the wrong post or you're a bot, in which case...

>> No.19995029

>>19995013
>Fuck off, Arbuckle
This is already wrong, though; you'd need to make the cat into the bullied idiot when a fat werecat or cheshire is perfect Garfield material.

>> No.19995039

>>19995021
He’s trying to make it seem like people who won’t put up with /tg/ tier faggotry would just change non MGE stories to have a happy ending.
There’s a time and a place for stories with sad endings, just not in these fucking threads.

>> No.19995042

>>19995015
Are you retarded or just stupid?

>> No.19995045

>>19994825
Yeah no, not quite >>19994872
It was things that were already common sense to his intended audience for most the part.

>> No.19995056

>>19994974
I wonder would Tomb Kangz all wake up as pharoahs or would males just incubize and only women turn into pharoahs?

>> No.19995057

>>19995042
Not an argument. Fuck off to /tg/ if you want to try and derail the thread so badly.

>> No.19995067
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Fuck it, lets do this

>Anon is Apple guy
>He grows apples, he sells apple reated things
>its all he knows, its all he does, its all he is.
>Doesn't mind selling to monsters, to him it just means more customers
>One in particular catches his eye
>A satyros to be exact
>She comes by every chance to drink with anon and allays buys some apples
>He wonders what kind of parties she's having with the amount she buys.
>one day she comes round with two Nebuchadnezzar grade bottles.
>it's apple wine, she must if fermented it with her magic
>she asks if he wants to try some as a thank you for selling her the apples to brew it
>Anon nods, and she pours a glass
but instead of giving you the glass, she sips it and gives him an intense kiss
>"Did you like that?"
>All anon can do is nod
>"we've got plenty to enjoy our selves with, lets have our own party, just us, what do you say?"

>> No.19995075

>>19995045
I'd still like to know exactly where he said that monsters don't rape guys that wouldn't like them.

>> No.19995081

>>19995056
Probably wake up as Pharaohs, but it's not actually the ancient kings themselves. It's an entirely new person, simply manifested by the bodies of the old dead.
Same principal as Skeletons, which are not one persons skeleton, but a collection of bones from a variety of corpses. The Pharaoh is a spirit raised in the image of old Pharaohs, but are not those old Pharaohs themselves.

>> No.19995088

>>19995056
The main Tomb Kings characters should at the least become Pharaohs or other mamono that fits.

>> No.19995091

>>19995067
Alcohol is shit

>> No.19995099

>>19995091
Same here.

>> No.19995108

>>19995081
>Settra memes or Sexy dominant Tomb Kangz
Tough choice.

>>19995088
Same as above.

>>19995067
I liked it anon.

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>>19995091
>>19995099

shoo, mormons aren't allowed on the internet

>> No.19995118

>>19995110
Cute paws.

>> No.19995122

>>19995091
Overly vocal straight edge fags are worse, on par with obnoxious atheists.

>> No.19995125

>>19995110
>posting cuckshit
Wow, who would have guessed. Fuck off posting your bullshit here, alcohol is for faggots and Satyros are shit

>> No.19995126

>>19995110
Cute eyes. Nice lashes.

>> No.19995132

>>19995110
B-but I can't handle my alcohol at all and get exceptionally silly with very little imbibed.

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>>19995125

>> No.19995137

>>19995110
>mormon
More likely muslim.

>> No.19995150

>>19995110
Sexy anubis.
>>19995125
Cuck has lost all its meaning. The girl in that doujin didn't even have a boyfriend or husband.

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19995152

I like flayers.

>> No.19995169

>>19995152
Me too. I want to be a mindflayer's slave

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Love the lolim.

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4 is the ideal harem size,prove me wrong

>> No.19995192

>>19995186
Love the lolim
Marry the lolim
Impregnate the lolim
Raise a wonderful family with the lolim

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>> No.19995224

>>19995188
I can't.

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>>19995188
>no

>> No.19995235

>>19992590
Shaken not stirred.

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>>19995227

>> No.19995241

>>19995188
Harems are haram

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To kick off October I've got a new translation this time it's actually a double feature! The Love Divination Skull isn't all that scary well that last bit is concerning but it looks Halloween enough.
https://pastebin.com/HDWwF8u1

>> No.19995249

>>19995067
Didn't know apple wine was a thing.

>> No.19995257

>>19995169
How do you know you aren’t?

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>>19995248
And now the shorter and less exciting Magic Flame Candlestick:

Magic Flame Candlestick
Rarity ◊

A candlestick for lighting an ominous looking flame.
Very few fire elements are put in, and by reacting with mamono mana, you can easily light a flame of mana.
There is no need to prepare fuel or candles, a being with mamono mana, that is, mamono and their incubus companions touch the candlestick lightly, the element of fire dwelling in the candlestick and the mamono mana of the person touching it connect, becoming a flame.

The flame lit on this candlestick is not strictly a flame, it is only "Mamono Mana" that has been given the property of illuminating the area and flickering like a flame.
Therefore, the role of the flame is only to illuminate the area, not to heat up or burn what touched the flame.
Also, because it is a mass of mamono mana, it is rare for a flame to burn red like normal fire, in most cases the flame will burn a bewitching violet or blue.

Demand is high in illuminating libraries and laboratories that are dangerous to use real flames in, together with bewitching flames flickering in the darkness being quite to mamono's tastes. It is also very popular as an interior piece for showing off your lewd limbs illuminated by alluring flames to men in the bedroom.

>> No.19995266

>>19995249
i am pretty sure most fruits with a juice can be fermented. Some like berries are better to ferment though.

>> No.19995272

>>19995248
>corrupting human women with a lewd talking skull was a fad as a kids game

Well that's only slightly disturbing.

>> No.19995275

>>19995248
So it’s the Magic Conch Shell, but for waifus.

>> No.19995284

>>19995266
true, but I associate apples with cider more then I do wine

>> No.19995287

>>19995237
That's bigamy, and doesn't count if they're sisters.

>> No.19995290

>>19995248
That last part is honestly hilarious. I'd love to be in the room to watch a tough talking, veteran paladin-chan tormented by mischievous lolis.

>> No.19995291

>>19995287
You’re slipping already.

>> No.19995301

>>19995248
>For that reason, a game called "Pretend Extremist" where you capture a female soldier of the Order and have her continue to hold the skull against her will, becoming a "Demon" that captures heroes and administers lewd torture and breaking, for a period of time was a fad among mischievous mamono children, and became a problem.
I'm all for corruption, but it must be weird seeing your daughter kidnapping someone to turn her into a Demon.

>> No.19995307

>>19995248
Extremism was a mistake.

>> No.19995312

>>19995284
yeah. just add a bit more sugar apparently and you get wine instead. at least between hard cider and wine.

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Is mayonnaise a monstergirl?

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>>19995301
I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>19995307
You were a mistake.

>> No.19995318

>>19995264
Was only a matter of time till magical candles shown up, they're a staple of a lot of magic settings.
Purple flames suit undead kingdoms perfectly though.

>> No.19995327

>>19995317
I know.

>> No.19995328

>>19995313
>off-topic image
Fuck off.

>> No.19995341

>>19995317
It is. You come home from grocery shopping to find your daughter and her friends taping a Divination skull to a crusader's hands. Haven't you taught them about allowing strangers into the house?

>> No.19995343

>>19995291
Different anon

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>All this elitism about fanfiction based on a porn setting.

This is why people actively harass this thread.

>> No.19995359

>>19995301
Depends on the monster type. Dark mage? No fucks given, it sounds interesting. Kiki? Honey, no, go play House. Familiar? It's only weird if they don't also make her a loli.

More importantly, how fucking pathetic would it feel if you, proud female knight, got kidnapped by a bunch of little girls? You'd never be able to love it down if you were capable of giving a damn after your corruption.

>> No.19995364

>>19995248
Would have dragon waifu hold that so it can tell me how much of a lizard she is.

Also
>Order member can't even defeat lolis
I don't think they can get more pathetic than this.

>> No.19995381

>>19995248
>That last part
That's kind of fucked up.
What's with theses items and being kind of messed up?

>> No.19995382

If you had a baby with Charon would you name daughter Chariot?

>> No.19995384

>>19995359
>Kiki? Honey, no, go play House

I just imagined a Paladin going to destroy a monster village but ends up having tea with a little Kiki.

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Does this also happen to other non-mofu monstergirls if the husband is a big mofu slut?

>> No.19995400

>>19995384
I'd ship it. Would she offer to polish his armor?

>> No.19995402

>>19995399
I want a winter fox and an ice dragon

>> No.19995426

>>19995006
That might be taking it a bit far. Various monster factions don't directly follow her, considering other monsters or gods as their leaders, but at the same time they recognize Lilith as a absolute being among monsters.

>> No.19995429

>>19995384
>Fear and embarrassment turn into confusion and embarrassment
>The bird makes a damn good cup tea, though
>Even if it is pretend
>Wait, what?

>> No.19995432

>>19995402
Me too, anon.

>> No.19995436

>>19995152
I just love how pleased she looks there.

I mean imagine it, making a mindflayer cum with just the taste of your thoughts.

>> No.19995438

>>19995188
But that is a picture of 3, isn't it? Or are you counting the man as the fourth member of the harem?

>> No.19995439

>>19995257
So basically at any moment she will recall me to her lair so she can feed on my outside experiences?

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>>19995248
Based monsterloli's blessing MGEland with more busty blue onee-sans.

>> No.19995462

>>19995264
Undead Kingdoms must have these in surplus.

>> No.19995486

>>19995438
Pic unrelated,five counting the man or nine

cant decide between 5 or 9

>> No.19995515

Wrestling with my waifu in the snow recreating when we first met.

>> No.19995520

>>19995264
Now here is a rare item to detail in the book, namely in that its mostly just mundane utility. Quite welcome though for any story needing long-lasting artificial light without the drawbacks of regular candles.

>> No.19995526

>>19995439
How do you know this is an outside experience?

>> No.19995530

>>19995515
What's your waifu, a wendigo?

>> No.19995532

Suppose you make it to MGE and settle in a Mamono Friendly Realm. What would be the effect of sending the Mamono Lord a letter describing your ideal MG and asking for her?

>> No.19995533

>>19995526
Oh god. What is she even doing to me

>> No.19995536

>>19995530
It sounds more like a Siberian Jinko.

>> No.19995544

>>19995532
>Asking her for one of her daughters
That can go extremely well or extremely bad

>> No.19995549

>>19995530
Yes.

>> No.19995550

>>19995532
You would probably get some help of some kind, but I'd wager Lilith doesn't have time personally attend to every request and fan letter she gets. She probably has a small army of underlings assigned to handle her mail.

>> No.19995558

>>19995532
>Oi, Lilim chaaan. I found you a husband, he described you perfectly and he comes from another world. Do I send in the army or do you want to capture him yourself?

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>>19995317
>That pic
What are some things you would negotiate into a contract with a demon?

>> No.19995564

>>19995544
How could it go bad?

>> No.19995575

>>19995533
Even if you knew, you wouldn't know. Mindflayers are a terrifying and wondrous existence all at the same time.

>> No.19995577

>>19995561
>Be 7ft or taller
>Have rock hard abs
>Have a chiseled muscled body
>Always wear clothes that shows off your muscles
>Be a protective bodyguard waifu

That's it. She can write the rest of the contract, Im happy and settled with that.

>> No.19995578

>>19995549
A fighter wendigo seems pretty rare, thoguht they are hunters so I'm sure it would be fun.

>> No.19995583

>>19995575
Well, I hope she will take good care of me

>> No.19995591

>>19995578
She is way past the age Wendis usually are when they find a husband. Instead of the typical shy stalker personality she was aggressive and forceful in her search for a husband. After claiming me she has started to calm down. I still enjoy riling her up from time to time until she gets a little rough.

>> No.19995595

>>19995564
DL husband knocking on your door with a shotgun to check who is the madman in question

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>>19995561
>have the ability to produce milk like a Holstaur
And that's about it since wanting them to be protective would be redundant considering their feelings about human men.

>> No.19995603

>>19995248
Stuff like this makes me realize that I would not be comfortable with canon KC monstergirls interacting with our world.

>> No.19995609

>>19995595
I think the Mamono Lord is very capable of preventing that.

>> No.19995622

>>19995595
>a knock on your door
>peek through the peephole
>see this huge dark paladin with glowing red eyes

He actually wants to give you a chance at one of his daughters

>>19995609
That's going to end in a fight, then sex and then a new lilim

>> No.19995637

>>19995603
They had it coming.

>> No.19995652

>>19995583
*is taking

>> No.19995658

>>19995603
Even though this was just some fad among kids? Runya makes it sound like something that doesn't happen any more, that due to problems it caused, older monsters put a stop to it.

>> No.19995671

>>19995658
Yeah, but stuff like this probably happens all the time. I don't think anons consider just how big some of the cultural differences would be sometimes, I know I'd hate half the bullshit that goes on in demon realms, even if I like monstergirls.

>> No.19995678

>>19995671
It's why green demon realms are the best.

>> No.19995689

>>19995671
Yeah, an actual portal situation would be chaos on both sides. A slow, planned integration would be best for universal harmony. I really just want my eel wife, though.

>> No.19995695

>>19995652
So basically I am just a squid thing living in a world that is only in my head. Chaos is scary

>> No.19995701

>>19995622
>Dear Anon, I have good news for you and bad news for you. The bad news is that my husband didnt took your proposal well. I am thrilled that you would want one of my daughters and ask for it! But my husband as a former human still has some prejudices, that you as a human likely know well. This ended up in a series of circumstances that led us to have sex and got me pregnant. Since your letter brought us our 101th daughter, we settled as a middle ground that rather than hand you to one of my existing daughters, you will become the husband of my soon to be born daughter.
>We agreed you will not meet her unless she is 15 at least (silly humans and your age requirements, but I didnt wanted another fight!)
>Also my husband demanded that I enroll you into a very thorough husband course for my daughter that will turn you into a fine ideal husband. I have made the arrengement so that time is twisted for you and those 15 years pass in 1 year for you, which is the duration of the course. Please put all your effort in it! My daughter will eagerly wait for you!
>Greetings and best wishes from your now mom in law.

>> No.19995707

>>19995678
This. Dark demon realms look depressing as fuck. Who cares if you can fuck a sexy demon if the rest of the day you're stuck in some eternal night with dead, purple forests in the distance?
I love going for long walks in the countryside, if I can't do that without having to endure some miserable wasteland I wouldn't see the point.

>> No.19995709

>>19995671
I understand it perfectly and it's the reason I'd love to live in a dark demon realm.

>> No.19995712

>>19995701
I think I would be fine with that

>> No.19995716

>>19995707
>miserable wasteland

Source

>> No.19995724

>>19995712
What if during the course other MGs start to at you?

>> No.19995726

>>19995701
>15 years of real world time lost in the hyperbaric time chamber
Eh... I mean, I'd probably get that back with a lilim's lifespan extension, but... Can I just have a demon and a nice lawyer help me make a contract or something? I'd probably look like a dick backing out after causing a fight like that, though.

>> No.19995741

>>19995726
>I'd probably look like a dick backing out after causing a fight like that, though.
Hard to top getting enrolled into a course for 15 years without even getting told of the idea beforehand.

>> No.19995742

>>19995701
>Dear Mr. and Mrs. Demon Lord,
>Fuck this I'm outta here
>t. Anon

>> No.19995744

>>19995561
What I said last time to this prompt, but with an additional term stating that terms can be reviewed and renegotiated every fortnight.

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>we all float down here onii-chan

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>>19995716
He's exaggerating duh but:
>It's always dark during the day, and the red moon rises at night. The land is colored with black soil, and ominous blue and purple plants, etc.
>However, one hardly ever sees the normal fruits and vegetables that are found in the human world. Even if one tries to grow them, they mostly distort into the crops of the demon realm. There is a highly condensed demonic energy in the air and water, etc. It's the best environment for spending one's days having sex with her husband, so it's ideal to monsters.
>If one wants to lead a more obscene, pleasurable, hedonistic lifestyle, this kind of demon realm is recommended.

They're definitely unlike normal lands.

>> No.19995769

I support all my friends posting greentexts. Please keep being creative. You make me happy.

>> No.19995768

>>19995695
Woomy!

>> No.19995770

>>19995707
Yeah, the sex is cool but the rest just isn't pleasing at all to the eye, especially when you're looking at the extremists.

I was looking at the baphos earlier and it's amazing how the other girls are more aesthetically pleasing than Kuro.

>> No.19995784

>>19995716
>>19995761
Isn't he making a comparison?

>> No.19995786

>>19995701
>anon gets out the course
>Lilim looks like an amazon gym trainer
>dl husband has a shit eating grin

>> No.19995787

>>19995770
I actually really like the look of Kuro

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>>19995742
Coward.

>> No.19995796

>>19995761
Yeah, no fucking thank you.
If I absolutely had to live in one of those places, I'd live in a green demon realm.
It's nice of KC to give us the choice though.

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We need more sneks in qipaos.

>> No.19995809

>>19995768
To you maybe. Kuro and Momonika are my favourites.

>> No.19995819

>>19995786
That sounds pretty nice, but I am hoping I would turn into a cool knight and get a haughty lilim ruler as a wife

>> No.19995820

>>19995787
It's kinda messy compared to the others because slime, tentacles and all the black meshed together.

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>>19995796
You know what you need to do then.

>> No.19995834

>>19995793
I’m fine with that.

>> No.19995838

>>19995532
>DL recieves letter confirming the rumors of a man from another world
>The DL and her daughters are very excited. What could such a man ask? An entirely new MG species as a wife? A mighty Dragon wife? The Lilith's Panacea? Perhaps..... even one of her daughters as a wife? More than one Lilim blush at the prospect
>The DL's face and every Lilim's face change to utter disappointment after finding out you are requesting nothing but a Vanilla Succubus you could had found and married by walking 2 streets from your current home.

>> No.19995843

>>19995820
I guess so. She is not my favourite, but I still like the extremist look or whatever.

>> No.19995852

>>19995830
Defend pharaoh? Fug the bug and not be a shit? There are a number of options available.

>> No.19995860

>>19995838
This is me. I just want a normal life, if I just married into a bit of money I'd be more than fine.

>> No.19995865

>>19995852
Always defend Pharaoh!

>> No.19995866

>>19995852
Support the pharaohs with love.

>> No.19995868

>>19995860
Why write the Mamono Lord for help then? If you wanted a Dragon or a hard to find MG I could see it. But for a vanilla common species?

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A new commission finished this morning
Considering the price I'd say it turned out pretty nice

>> No.19995886

>>19995880
Nice ass. I wish I could dump as much money as you on wife commissions. Who do you commission your art to?

>> No.19995889

>>19995761
Perfection.
>>19995787
I'm really fond of Kuro. She looks evil without actually being evil, she works with Druella so she's likely degenerate but not too degenerate and at heart she's still a Baphomet who just wants a loving onii-chan. She shares a lot in common with my ideal Baphomet.

>> No.19995890

>>19995868
Think of how many steps I saved by not going two blocks from my house. Plus, I don't have to worry about getting raped by anything else on the walk. PLUS, she might set me and the waifu up. In a nice house! That'd be great. My actual favorites aren't succubus-tier easy to find, though.

>> No.19995891

>>19995886
What do you mean?

>> No.19995896

>>19995707
The dark realms still have an eerie beauty to them, what with the glowing red moon, the mana shining in the night sky making the night brighter than the day, etc.

And they're not wastelands by any definition of the word, since plant and animal life exist in profusion. Said life simply looks to varying degrees different from what we would regard as "normal" plant and animal life.

>> No.19995897

>>19995769
Seconding this.

Just don't be a downer about it.

>> No.19995927

>>19995889
>extremist faction
>not evil

>> No.19995937
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>>19995927
It's community service.

>> No.19995958

>>19995937
I want her to protect me!

>> No.19995964

Give me a species other than Holstaur that would make a perfect Galko-chan standin so I can fantasize about being her boyfriend.

>> No.19995968

>>19995964
Aren't titania even better than a holst?

>> No.19995979

>>19995964
Succubus would fit

>> No.19996022

>>19995896
I'd be on edge and feel uncomfortable there regardless. I need blue skies and relaxing green trees and fields, not weird alien glowy shit.
It's a personal preference, but it is important to me.

>> No.19996056

>>19995968
Titania aren't knowledgeable enough, though they certainly could easily have the body.
>>19995979
I suppose sometimes the answer is right in front of me. Wonder how she feels about tanning.

>> No.19996098

>>19996056
>Galko-tier succubus bounces out of the tanning salon (mamano-powered, so its a perfect all over tan that doesn't look fake)
>Slurps at her fwoofy iced coffee and saunters over
>Plops her ass onto your lap and casually wraps her tail around your wrist to guide it to her thighs
>"So how was your day, babe~?"
Lucky bastard.

>> No.19996127

>>19995880
>heart obscures that much of the ass

>> No.19996148

>>19996127
Blue board.

>> No.19996188

>>19995561
I want to "corrupt" a loli demon into a subservient wife. Lewd young pear-shaped monsters are for seducing with big adult cock.

>> No.19996215

>>19996127
The uncensored version will probably make its way to the wiki with the other 3 billion of them.

>> No.19996216

>>19995313
Is Patrick Star a monsterboy?

>> No.19996233
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19996233

Hey anon, wanna go try the new blizzard of the month after this? It's snickerdoodle cookie dough

>> No.19996234 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>19992590
EXTRA CRISPY!

>> No.19996239

>>19995964

Mummy.

She fashions out her bandages in all kinds of colors or cute designs.

>> No.19996248

>>19996239
Oooh, I like it.
>Anon has a surprise date with a mummy
>Figures she's gonna be your usual shambling gal, probably not much for conversation and a bit malnourished, but he'll give it a go
>Walks up to her doorstep and knocks (that's funny, she doesn't live in a crypt...?)
>Door opens and a bronze skinned BABE with exotic bandage-based fashion, supermodel stance and humongous tits is standing there looking gaudy and gyaru as hell
>"Like heeeey, are you my date for tonight~? Uuuuuuh, you look tasty, haw haw~"
>Anon gulps and tries to hide his boner

>> No.19996291

Consider the following: mershark blowjob.

>> No.19996304

>>19996233
Is this advertising?

>> No.19996308

>>19996291
Isn't that usually the first thing you consider when observing merfolk?

>> No.19996311

>>19996291
>She's terrible, but the teeth feel fantastic
Does that mean she's actually good?

>> No.19996316

>>19996311
>Nerdy mershark gives a shitty blowjob
>She uses her teeth way too much
>This, of course, makes it feel fucking amazing and you cum gallons every time
Apex predator.

>> No.19996341

>>19996291
Only if she wears a ring gag.

>> No.19996348

>>19996291
I love sharp teeth blowjobs so much

>> No.19996353

>>19996341
You do realize their teeth work like demon realm silver, right?

>> No.19996356

>>19996353
It doesn't matter, biting is no.

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19996370

>>19996356
Sissy.

>> No.19996376

>>19996370
That fetish has nothing to do with not wanting to be bitten anon.

>> No.19996380

>>19996356
>>19996376
You are weak, like baby.

>> No.19996381

>>19996380
At least I'm not gay!

>> No.19996390

What living standard would you need if you were living with your waifu? Would living in a cave or cabin in the woods be enough for you if you had her?

>> No.19996397 [DELETED] 

>>19996370
*Bops Mershark in the nose
No bite!

>> No.19996399

>>19996397
>actions

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>>19996381
Ha! That's what you think!

>> No.19996402

>>19996399
*replies*

>> No.19996409

>>19996390
I’d be satisfied with a single room apartment. I’m not too big a fan of fantasy-land hygienics and would probably be pretty mad if I had to give up running water and electricity to live with the wife. Would still do it though! Also, the wife is rich as Scrooge mcduck so I wouldn’t really need to worry about living conditions anyway.

>> No.19996411

Dragonfags actually have like 10% chance of waifuing a Dragon that used to be a guy. The most powerful and thus older she is, the greater the risk.

>> No.19996424

>>19996390
I like to imagine myself living with her in a humble house with a huge basement, preferably in a big open field.

The basement would be for her hoard and the field is so that we can play.

>> No.19996426

>>19996370
Y'know, that's a really thick tail, innit?

>>19996390
It'd just be a house on the river with an attached boathouse, only the boathouse is the living room. Good thing the wife is amphibious.

>> No.19996427

>>19996390
As long as we can appropriately fulfill our fetishes and our other needs without too much hassle, we wouldn't need much.

>> No.19996428

>>19996411
They weren't really men or women. They were giant non-humanoid monsters the size of buildings.

>> No.19996433

>>19996411
Most people just headcanon that monsters were genderless before the change. No reason to doodle if you're job is to just eat people.

>> No.19996434

>>19996411
This is also true of many undead.

>> No.19996437

>>19996390
I'm still trying to reconcile how to live with a bunyip. They don't strike me as a "house" type.

>> No.19996438

>>19996390
I'd be willing to go and live anywhere with her, but a comfy home in the forest near a river a short walk from a small town would be ideal.

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>>19996428
Giant non-humanoid monsters have genders too you know.

>> No.19996465

>>19996439
Sure, but I don't care. See also, monster hunter girls.

>> No.19996467

>>19996433
They were animals, they had to breed.

>> No.19996471

>>19996437
All ya really need is a big yahd and a pond, mate. Cute little sheila only has t'come in at noight.

>> No.19996472

>>19996433
They still needed to reproduce.

>> No.19996482

>>19996390
I already live in a rural farming area so I don't think I'd have to change much for my Holstaur wife.

>> No.19996493

Sabbath lolis in sexy lingerie!

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>>19996467
This. If anons are really so worried about getting raped by an MG that used to have a dick, they just need to remember that 1000 years have passed since the change, and all of the first-generation MGs are either dead or taken by now.

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>>19996304
If Dairy Queen really wanted to advertise, they should use a well endowed Ice Queen

>> No.19996517

>>19996437
Imagine a Grendel-like underwater cave.

>> No.19996519

>>19996390
We would live in a luxurious, tent-like abode, where the finest silks draped from the walls, and piles of treasure are strewn about the premises. We would have an overflowing table of gourmet food from around the Mamano realms, and the finest spirits.
The door to our retreat is a portal to different cities and dungeons scattered around the globe.
In reality it's a Mimics chest, and the Mimic is my wife.

>> No.19996539

>>19996494
Like 90% of Pharaohs and Ochimushas likely were guys.

>> No.19996548

>>19996539
see >>19995081

>> No.19996550

>>19996390
A house in a mountain village.

>> No.19996552

>>19996411
That's why if you go for an ancient dragon (assuming any are even still unmarried) then you make sure to research any and all legends that exist regarding them in ancient times. Learn if they had a name or a known sex back then.

>> No.19996556

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, please listen to your body.
Sometimes you need to sleep early and others you don’t need to do that threesome with the 8ft tall, massively ripped oni twins.

The spirit may be willing but the body still doesn’t know what it can and can’t handle

>> No.19996557

>>19996390
A comfy house in a nice neighborhood. Nothing big, but we would need an extensive basement.

>> No.19996564

>>19996556
You're not the boss of me!

>> No.19996568

>>19996390
A tower in the forested wilderness, with a small ranch at the base. Somewhere that gets snow in the winter.

>> No.19996572

>>19996439
I'm quite glad that Dragonia turned out to be canon, as it means we now know at least what wyverns look like in primal form. And sure its not a novel wyvern design, but its still impressive and cool. I was fearful they might be goofy looking.

Now if only KC could draw all the dragons in their primal forms.

>> No.19996590

>>19996572
Dragonia also give us confirmation that parallel universes exist in MGE. Meaning that any waifu and the ideal MGE world for any anon exists somewhere out there.

>> No.19996591

>>19995081
Not canon as far as the pharaohs go. They are basically super mummies, and based on what we know of necromancy they have their original souls. Though I guess you could draw some contention on how they could be raised as they were, since men normally can't be, and don't get a sex change if they do (unless they alp). Perhaps the necromancy section of world guide 3 will explain this, but as I recall KC has said that most of the pharaohs were originally male.

Skeletons you might be right about though, since even in the profile they are theorized to be more akin to golems than to actual undead.

>> No.19996595

>>19996564
But are you truly the boss of yourself?

>> No.19996601

>>19996590
That may be so, but there’s only one quantum wurm!

>> No.19996621

>>19996590
Wait, how did Dragonia do that? As far as we know Dragonia is part of the main canon MGE world.

Brolen (who translates the profiles) had this to say about tweets KC made regarding the gaiden works (Dragonia being gaiden 1)

>Tweets say that Gaiden 2 is an official publication co-authored by Kurobinega and Will Saga, which was completely supervised by KC with original ideas from KC, and of course, plenty of illustrations and passages.

>It says that Gaiden I was supervised by and had original ideas contributed by Kurobinega, and is an officially recognized work.

And KC's own site seems to list the canon works followed by parallel universes, non canon stuff, etc. after a convenient white line he placed on the page: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/hondana/index.html

>> No.19996637

>>19996390
I don't need a house with my waifu. She is the house.

Just need a pair of gaming PCs and a decent internet connection and we're good to go. Whatever time we're not playing vidya, we're gonna be sleeping, cuddling, and/or baby-making.

>> No.19996639

>>19996621
KC said Dragonia is a parallel universe. If its canon, its a canon parallel universe.

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>>19996637
>I don't need a house with my waifu. She is the house.

Let me guess

>> No.19996648

>>19996639
Where did he say this? And if true then why does he separate it from things like Exet's game?

>> No.19996651

>>19996647
Nope. Sandworm.

Shoggoths are top-tier though. Definitely better than those slutty kikis.

>> No.19996660

>>19996651
I knew it.

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>>19996390
Cabin where it's winter almost year round

>> No.19996673

>>19994904
i'd host a lot of bonfire gatherings

>> No.19996681

>>19996651
How are kikis slutty? Shoggs are the ones that are always naked to everyone.

>> No.19996682

i wanna be an offering to an ancient evil!

>> No.19996684

>>19996648
>Where did he say this?
I dont recall it, must be there in MGR

>And if true then why does he separate it from things like Exet's game?
My guess is that there are non canon and canon parallel worlds.

>> No.19996688

>>19996639
Perhaps what you read was a misunderstanding, and KC was just referencing how these are "gaiden" books? i.e. supplemental, side story type things.

>> No.19996692

>>19996651
Kikis shape you into the best man you can be. Shogs turn you into an useless pampered snowflake.

>> No.19996697

>>19996688
Perhaps. But I am pretty, pretty sure I read the words "parallel universe", unless the translation I saw was on itself wrong.

>> No.19996700

>>19996684
MGR was never sure about it, its why they had Brolen look at those tweets. They long assumed they were parallel universes, but freely admitted they lacked evidence, instead trusting that the wiki was correct in calling them non canon and assuming they had sources. It seems like in the end they didn't have such sources.

Currently, the wiki lists the gaidens as canon: http://mgewiki.com/w/Published_Works

>> No.19996702

>>19996651
While I don't get why a Kiki is slutty, you make it sound like the MGE kind of slutty is a bad thing.

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>>19996651
>spoiler
Patrician taste.

>> No.19996715

>>19996700
Oh I see. Nevermind then. Its a shame, I really liked the idea of MGE being a huge ass multiverse with different waifu worlds.

>> No.19996717

>>19996651
I don’t want to argue, I’m just confused. Why do you think Kikis are slutty?

>> No.19996720

>>19996702
>You are a slut!
>Aww thanks! You are so romantic!

>> No.19996724

>>19996715
Well I'm pretty sure Fallen Brides, and Exet's games still qualify as parallel universes.

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>>19996681
They're slutty. Just look at them, trying to tempt their masters all the time. Kikis are not to be trusted. Shoggoths can't be naked because they have no naked form. They're a mass of otherworldly slime. They can take any many forms, but despite this, they make an effort to appear conservatively.

Kikis should get nothing from you. At most, they can watch on as you embrace your shoggoth for incomprehensible sexual acts.

>>19996692
Shoggs accept you for who you are. They do not wish to change you. Because to them you're already perfect just the way you are.

Kikis don't like you for who you are. They want to change you into their version of ideal.

TEKELI-LI

>> No.19996729

>Constantly get beaten up by monster girls in school over the tiniest things
>They'll always be stronger than you so no point in fighting back
>Nobody wants to be your friend because not only are you getting your ass daily you're also getting beaten up by girls
>Not even death is an escape anymore
>All this because you shoved a weird monster girl away who kept trying to hug you away and said she was gross years ago
t-thanks demon lord...

>> No.19996730

>>19996727
And this is why shogfags are cancer.

>> No.19996735

>>19996715
I myself long assumed that Dragonia had to be a parallel world simply because dragons are so rare in the canon MGE universe. But its since been pointed out by people who can read a bit of the book that only a small fraction of Dragonia's population are actual dragons, most of the monster girls are wyverns, wurms, other sorts of dragons that don't have profiles yet (like fire drakes), and reptile girls like lizardmen and salamanders.

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>>19996727
>using "slutty" as an insult
>in the MGE world
Anon...

>> No.19996744

>>19996727
You're a fucking faggot dude.

>> No.19996746

>>19996729
Fuck off.

>> No.19996747

>>19996692
pampered snowflakes have no need to be useful

>> No.19996748

>>19996740
Sluts aren't attractive, anon.

>> No.19996749

>19996729
>>19996746
Isn’t that the plot of that grimdark centipede piece?

>> No.19996751

>>19996727
>Shoggs accept you for who you are. They do not wish to change you. Because to them you're already perfect just the way you are.
>Kikis don't like you for who you are. They want to change you into their version of ideal.
>TEKELI-LI

Fuck, you just made me compare Kikis to 3Ds and Shogs to monstergirls.

>> No.19996753

>>19996729
Uh, yeah... that makes zero sense in the MGE anon. In actuality if the girl he shoved wanted him that much she would have just kept trying and eventually seduced/ravished him.

Not to mention the idea of a world with monster girls thinking it shameful to get beaten by "girls" also makes no sense.

And lets not even get into how monsters wouldn't go around beating up kids.

>> No.19996758

>>19996730
Get your fucking shit straight about why you think so and stop being a fucking flip floppity faggot.

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>>19996748
Going by that logic, none of the MGE girls are attractive-not even your precious shog.

>> No.19996768

>>19996740
I'm not using slut as an insult.

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>>19996729
Overpowered 3DPDs Encyclopedia is that way.

>> No.19996772

>>19996753
Irredeemable scum don't get special treatment, remember?

>> No.19996775

>>19996729
god i wish that was me

>> No.19996780

>>19996771
>off-topic image
You're not making yourself look better.

>> No.19996783

>>19996727
>They're slutty
Kikis aren't the ones that turn their lewd parts into your food and utensils, crawling around in the form of a slutty woman with see-through clothing.

>They do not wish to change you
Tell that to lusty jelly men.

>> No.19996791

>>19996753
>And lets not even get into how monsters wouldn't go around beating up kids.
Monster girl kids would and Incubi kids would beat the fucking tar out of human boys.

>> No.19996793

>>19996772
Not even irredeemable scum get mistreated by monstergirls. Not to mention you have to kill or be really willing and wanting to kill people for fun to be one.

>> No.19996796

>>19996761
I always feel a certain sense of validation when my views are in opposition to avatarman.

>> No.19996797

>>19996793
Or shitposting on anonymous imageboards

>> No.19996798

>>19996791
>Monster girl kids would and Incubi kids would beat the fucking tar out of human boys.

Wrong. Stop baiting. Jesus, and its just Monday.

>> No.19996800

>>19996595
I only follow orders from my 8ft tall oni twin bosses!

>> No.19996808

>>19996793
>Not even irredeemable scum get mistreated by monstergirls
Yeah, you can't mistreat gutter trash like them. Meaning you could break every bone in their body and monster girls wouldn't care.

>>19996798
Not an argument.

>> No.19996810

>>19996735
>only a small fraction of Dragonia's population are actual dragons, most of the monster girls are wyverns, wurms,

Umm, anon..... Wyverns and Wurms are actual Dragons.

>> No.19996811

>>19996729
>>19996771
Kill yourselves.

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>>19996749

>> No.19996814
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19996814

When do we stop replying?

Which species would (pardon the phrase) man-handle their husband like this? I like 2 the best.

>> No.19996816

>>19996798
>implying human men wouldn't get treated like trash once incubi sons start happening
Incubi men are better in every single possible way compared to their human counterparts. What possible reasons would monsters even have to give two flying fucks about humanity after that?

>> No.19996817

>>19996808
What you said completely contradicts and go against the MGE settings. But whatever, I should know better than responding to bait.

>> No.19996818

>>19996813
Thanks. I hate it.

>> No.19996823

How do you discipline rowdy Holst daughterus?

>> No.19996827

>>19996823
Paizuri

>> No.19996829

>>19996735
Yeah, Dragonia is a city with just a handful of vanilla dragons, a good bit of other members from the dragon family and the common folks are reptiles like lizards and snakes.

>> No.19996830

>>19996817
It doesn't, anon. Irredeemable scum are the one thing monster girls have no problem with treating like shit and murdering on the spot.

>> No.19996833

>>19996823
Slap their titties around.

>> No.19996834

>>19996823
No milkies for a week!

>> No.19996842

>>19996727
I just wanted to say that Shogs really are top tier and screw the haters. I like both Kikis and Shogs though. They really are stronger combined, and they balance out each others racial eccentricities.

>> No.19996846

>>19996816
>Incubi men are better in every single possible way compared to their human counterparts. What possible reasons would monsters even have to give two flying fucks about humanity after that?

1) Incubi men wont start being born until there are nearly no humans left 2) Even of what you said its true (which it isnt) MGs would not mistreat or torture human men but just ignore them 3) KC, you know the guy who says what is real and isnt said you are wrong. Incubi dont threaten MGs attraction to human men in the slightest.

>> No.19996849

>>19996816
Incubi are just human+.

>> No.19996854

>>19996842
Did a Nook pay you to say that? I bet this whole thing is a racket to get people to buy twice as many maids.

>> No.19996859

>>19996854
Shut up and take my money!

>> No.19996860

>>19996849
Yeah, and? They still better in every possible way. Once they start being more common non corrupted men are gonna have to settle with 3DPD.

>> No.19996864

>>19996854
But I only want Kiki maids. If I had to choose between the two, that is.

>> No.19996866

>>19996854
If anything those posts make shog and shogfags appear even worse, especially when they start pushing their headcanon.

>> No.19996869

>>19996823
Aren't Holsts too chill to be rowdy?

>> No.19996873

>>19996830
Actually no. They just get killed by MGs trying to protect their loved ones or themselves. They arent "treated like shit".

>> No.19996875

>>19996823
>I'm not mad at you girls, I'm just disappointed

>> No.19996876

>>19996846
>1) Incubi men wont start being born until there are nearly no humans
Ah, nice. So they'll kickstart the human extinction plan once that happens, yeah?
>2) Even of what you said its true (which it isnt) MGs would not mistreat or torture human men but just ignore them
Ogres already abuse their partners so I have a really hard time believing you.
>3) KC, you know the guy who says what is real and isnt said you are wrong. Incubi dont threaten MGs attraction to human men in the slightest.
Give him a year.

>> No.19996885

The faggot is trolling. Stop replying.

>> No.19996887

>>19996873
They're trash people and would get treated like the garbage that they are.

>> No.19996888

>>19996842
I think they really work great as a duo or friendly rivals. Maybe they have some friction when they initially meet, but it's something they would both laugh about later on in their friendship.

>> No.19996892

>>19996885
>stop having a different view than mine.

>> No.19996894

>>19996876
wew

>> No.19996895

>>19996810
When it comes to populations, the writing always distinguishes the vanilla dragon from the dragon family in general. The vanilla dragon is stated to be very rare, but no such statement is ever given for wyverns or wurms.

Doubtless those types of dragon are nowhere near the most common monster girls around, but there are enough of them to have them be a major part of Dragonia.

>> No.19996898

Monday is the new Saturday

>> No.19996909

>>19996898
Jesus, imagine how the real Saturday will be.

>> No.19996913

>>19996887
Except this is not what actually happens, even if this is what you think should happen or want to happen.

>> No.19996918

>>19996816
They have a love for all humans anon, men as potential mates, women as future kin. As for another reason they'd have to give "two flying fucks about humanity" after incubi start being born? How about it being the entire point of Lilith's plan?

>The Mamono Lord's objective is to change all men into incubi, and change all women into monsters, thus bringing about the “unification of humans and monsters into one race.” In the completely unified race, the males will be humans, and the females will be monsters.

She wants to transform everyone, she's not going to forget about helping the rest of humanity just because incubi start being born.

>> No.19996921

>>19996860
They aren't. If you get good you can easily become better than an incubus in all aspects.

>> No.19996923

>>19996909
Hopefully comfy.

>> No.19996924

>>19996921
>They aren't.
KC has explicitly said they're better

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>>19996909

imagine how insufferable these guys are in real life

>> No.19996927 [DELETED] 

>>19996895
I get it for>>19996918
He is a troll. Just dont reply.

>> No.19996928

Reminder that liking any mg's makes you a fucking faggot.

>> No.19996934

>>19996925
No thanks. I’m not into cubs.

>> No.19996935

>>19996918
He is a troll. Just dont reply.

>> No.19996938

>>19996924
They are better than your average human, yes. But you can become better than an average incubus if you put your mind into it.

>> No.19996941

>>19996913
I don't get why someone would want to tack such revenge fantasies onto their loving wife.

>> No.19996944

>>19996895
I get it for Wyverns but Wurms are as powerful as Dragons. They should be as rare.

>> No.19996946

>>19996918
You're right, she won't forget. That's why the DL will do her best to remove that last bit of humanity so there will never be a chance of anything bad happening to her people. The Demon Lord is simply using humanity to get what she wants, once she has that humanity will be worthless to her.

>> No.19996949
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>>19996888
Friendly rivals in their starting years and smug duo by the end. It would be great sharing some odd adventures with them, and i'd like to see them teach each other about their customs. A Kiki trying her hand at a chaos dish with Shog jelly, for instance.

>> No.19996955

>>19996938
No you can't anon. Incubi has an objective advantage over human men and the only way you could get better than them is to be one of the extremely rare men that are directly blessed by the Chief God.

>> No.19996956

>>19996925
yiff in hell furfag

>> No.19996957

>>19996944
Well they are very eager to get husbands compared to vanilla dragons. That probably resulted in more successful reproduction over the centuries.

But perhaps they are just as rare, but as yet we have nothing in the setting implying this.

>> No.19996967
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19996967

Fellow Undeadfags, what is your ideal aesthetic for an Undead Kingdom? Describe geography too if you so desire.

>> No.19996970

>>19996967
Basically just Yharnam.

>> No.19996972

>>19996955
Not really, just learn magic to expand your dong, increase SE regeneration, increase lifespam and you're as good as one, if not better bececause of how you can handly your energy.

>> No.19996974

>>19996955
The chief god hands out blessings like candy these days anon, not to mention there are a lot of other gods that empower people.

>> No.19996986

>>19996972
Well have fun when it finally hits you that your only options would be scummy human girls or Matangos.

>> No.19996993

>>19996986
Have you seen the human girls? They are 2D cuties so I'd have no problem with that.

>> No.19997005

>>19996993
>Forgetting the fact that Merse's mom was a cheating whore that causes her dad to die from the amount of stress she left him with
>Implying that cherrypicked girls are the norm just because you like them more
If human girls in MGE weren't trash then the Extremist faction wouldn't exist.

>> No.19997014

>>19996986
Manticores are still in it for the sport. I'll be alright.

>> No.19997017

>>19997005
If I had that much control over spirit energy then I'd easily be able to pick and date a cute and nice girl and just like you said, Merse's mom was a cheating whore but that doesn't mean all other girls are.

>> No.19997027

>>19997017
You're an idiot that is setting himself up for hurt and disappointment.

>> No.19997028
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>>19997017
Reminder.

>> No.19997033

>>19996949
There would probably be a lot of cute moments of Kiki trying to do things the Shog way and Shog trying to do things the Kiki way, and neither of them quite getting it right. Kiki in a giant foam tea-kettle costume to try and get into the mindset of "being" her tools, Shog trying to do things the conventional kiki way and being utterly confused at the specifics of each specialized cloth, different types of mops, and so on. What a lucky Master.

>> No.19997035

My name ins anon and I'm a slut for fluffy loli Wolfu feet!

>> No.19997038

>>19997027
I don't really think so. Shouldn't be hard travelling through order lands adventuring until I end up settling down with a cutie, knowing how to handle and sense others' energy would help determine who is a good and who is a bad person too.

>>19997028
>Implying seductions spells are the only way to get human girls

>> No.19997048

>>19997028
Man, hopefully ugly men get a really good afterlife because it must absolutely suck to live a life where you get treated like trash by hot human and hot monster girls at the same time.

>> No.19997057

Are we down?

>> No.19997071

>>19997057
Looks like it.

>> No.19997076

>>19997071
Nice

>> No.19997159

>4chan X updates
>everything is a buggy mess of code

>> No.19997185

Okay who killed themselves this time

>> No.19997186

So ded even undead are jealous.

>> No.19997197

Thanks hiro

>> No.19997202

Hiro can't run this site for shit goddamn.

>> No.19997206

Is site still ded?

>> No.19997229

I guess we're back now.

>> No.19997287

Pesky Shoggy, getting into the source code!!!

>> No.19997290
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I was starting to think it was really dead.

>> No.19997298

I blame the gremlins

>> No.19997306
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19997306

4chan is sleeping.

>> No.19997325

>4chan isn't actually dead
Fuck I thought I was free from this place

>> No.19997327

>>19997287
Run kikicleaner.exe

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>>19997287
I'm blaming the demons.

>> No.19997362

The Wendigo youth crawls out of her makeshift burrow beneath the broken tree line.
The results of the day long blizzard are spectacular. Though a master of snow travel, even she can only gaze in wonder at the pristine purity of the pure white landscape.

However, there is not much time for admiration, for the Wendigo youth is hungry after a night of seclusion. She will have to find food before nightfall, lest the storms return again.

>> No.19997370
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19997370

Befriend the loli dragon
Pamper the young dragon
Marry the adult dragon!

>> No.19997379

>>19997325
>implying the ride ever ends

>> No.19997381

>>19997353
>There were 20,277 different ways this contract signing could have played out
>you went for the one option she never expected or ran through her mind: you happily signed your soul to the stranger with no complaints or questions

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>> No.19997413

>>19997362
i will make sure wendigos never go hungry again,i will go to every settlement and give meat!

>> No.19997422

>>19997379
>Remember, you're here forever.

>> No.19997433

>>19997413
That may be noble, but the documentary is following a lone nomad Wendigo. She would scarce visit the villages, at least until she’s found a man.

>> No.19997445

>>19997362
What happens when a Wendi discovers an electrical pylon while playing in the woods?

>> No.19997449

>>19997433
Whos filming then?

>> No.19997456

puppy cunny!

>> No.19997461

>>19997449
Her parents. She was always a free spirit and this will make for a great home movie later.

>> No.19997471

>>19997290
Reminder that Wights are likely to be way older than you despite her looks.

>> No.19997477

>>19997445
She gets curious and follows the wires to a nearby town, where someone explains to her that you can order meats from the magical box that runs through the metal pylons and they'll deliver them straight to you

>> No.19997493

>>19997477
>Anon recieves an order of meats
>The address is literally in the woods
>He's not seen again after said delivery

This can be the birth of a horror story in human cities.

>> No.19997504

>>19997362
>Planet Monster Girl narrated by Morgan Freeman

I'd watch it.

>> No.19997511

>>19997370
>>19997382
Gonna spoil that loli dragon so she grows up haughty, soft, and smug

>> No.19997514

>>19997445
...However, not all the forest’s secrets are harmless- or even natural.
>footage of the Wendigo staring up curiously at a big buzzing electrical pylon
>she waddles forward and sniffs the cold metal, cocking her head
The Northern Maou manaline provides power access to some twelve thousand homes in the often isolated northern villages of the country.
>Wendigo touches the metal, leaping back a bit at its strange feeling
But in this unoccupied stretch of land-
>Wendigo creeps forward again, sticking her tongue out at the metal as she inches closer
-it simply provides another hassle to this youth of the wild.
>cut to shot of birds flying over the trees, then the side of a mountain, then a frozen lake, with a faint pouting ‘Iiiiillllllllaaaaaaaa!’ shouted into the still winter air
>cut back to the Wendigo, pouting with her tongue stuck to the metal
...This Wendigo is stuck.

>> No.19997528 [SPOILER] 
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Pregnant MG

>> No.19997529

>>19997493
Delivering meaty meats to Wendis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0

>> No.19997546

>>19997514
Majestic.
>>19997504
Same.

>> No.19997551

>>19997528
There's a depressing lack of pregnant monster girl art. Is it too much to ask for handholding cowgirl sex with a pregnant mg wife?

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>>19997528

>> No.19997560

>>19997555
do not impregnate the lizard lolis

>> No.19997572
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>>19997528
I raise you pregnant Undead.

>> No.19997610

>>19997560
You aren't the boss of me! I'll impregnate all the lolis!

>> No.19997618

Big, humongous, enormous, gigantic Monstergirl asses

>> No.19997626

>>19997618
Would slap.

>> No.19997633

>>19997514
Ganbate Wendi! Remember not to yank, and instead breathe on it to melt the connection.

>> No.19997646

>>19997572
This scenario raises many questions. The most urgent is what we should name it.

>> No.19997670

>>19997646
questions such as?

>> No.19997671

>>19996941
Those are some very sick anons. Some very sick anons indeed. They need and will receive some healing rape from their waifus.

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>>19997514
I'd watch a documentary about Wendis and White Horns.

>> No.19997699

>>19997618
Best on small girls

>> No.19997750

>>19997633
>>19997690
>shot of hooves crinkling the underbrush, then of an ornate beautiful sweater on the back of a moving animal, finally cutting to a wide lens shot of a Whitehorn walking through the forest
While the young unmarried Wendigo avoids civilized areas, some of her regional sisters are not so shy to interaction.
>The Whitehorn notices the camera filming her, lightly blushes and waves
>cut to a wide shot of the pylon, the poor Wendigo crying as she scuffles her feet, still stuck
>the Whitehorn emerges from the tree line, gasping and cantering over
Though Wendigos make themselves scarce, their interaction with indigenous Whitehorn are surprisingly more common than one might think.
>Whitehorn fishing a canteen out of her coat, stroking the poor Wendi’s hair and telling her it’ll be okay
Why do these maternal figures happen to find themselves so often involved with the proverbial ‘daughters of the forest’?
>Whitehorn pours some warm water on the tongue, and the Wendigo breaks free, scurrying rapidly in a figure eight in the snow while the Whitehorn covers a happy giggle
-we just don’t know.

>> No.19997760

>>19996957
>Well they are very eager to get husbands compared to vanilla dragons. That probably resulted in more successful reproduction over the centuries.

This actually makes a lot of sense.

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>>19997471
You just need to find one in the genuine prime age.

>> No.19997773

>>19997048
Except this is not what happens at all, being treated like trash by human women yes (I wouldnt be surprised if MGE human women are even worse than in this world) not by hot monster girls. They dont give a shit about physical appearance.

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>>19997765
Reminder that the Undead Sabbath probably has a lot of pear shaped cadavers like these.

>> No.19997802

>>19997699
>short stack hobgoblin’s hips get stuck in the doorframe
>she smugly smirks
>like always

>> No.19997831

(X)
Wanna (Y).
Gonna (Y).
Gotta (Y)!

>> No.19997848

>>19997670
How do you impregnate a corpse, for starters.

>> No.19997853
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19997853

I also got this comic page kinda thing a while ago. It was originally monochrome but recently I ended up coloring it myself because why not.
Pretty happy with the result.

>> No.19997855

>>19997831
Hatter.
Wanna lick.
Gonna lick.
Gotta lick!

>> No.19997857

>>19997802
Perfect.
Going to use her then and there while stuck for more 'direct' help.
and hope her goblin sisters are just as well off

>> No.19997867 [DELETED] 

>>19997848
It not being a living being thus not a corpse helps.

>> No.19997870

>>19997848
It being a living being thus not a corpse helps.

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>>19997848
Easier than a Ghost.

>> No.19997877

>>19997857
The Widebottom goblin tribe is filled to the brim with plush, prodigious bootycheeks. All barely covered by little pathetic loincloths that do almost nothing to cover their massive expanses.
>finish with the stuck hob
>look up to see ten gobs all expectantly sticking their rumps our at you

>> No.19997896

>>19997353
That's a lot of blueberries.

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>>19997848

>> No.19997905

I want to grope and tickle my Kobold waifu's tummy!

>> No.19997912

>>19997905
I wanna watch you grope her and penetrate her pussy with your cock

>> No.19997914
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>> No.19997915

>>19997912
Get your own kobold!

>> No.19997926

>>19997914
I can't do that, Dullahan-chan. I'm too busy looking down at your thighs.

>> No.19997938

>>19997750
>the poor Wendigo crying as she scuffles her feet
Oh god my heart

>> No.19997948
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>>19997848
An Undead can form a womb after taking in tons of her husbands mana. How the fuck is this not common knowledge here by now?

>> No.19997953

>>19997948
Was this confirmed by KC?

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>>19997948
The better question is, why the fuck would you fuck the undead when you can fuck superior snek?

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>>19997953
Every time a newfag posts without reading the lore, God kills a puppy. Please think of the puppies.

>> No.19997989

>>19997877
Call me the goblin king because I'm not stopping till all those goblins are spent.

>> No.19997990

>>19997938
She was very frightened.

>> No.19997993

>>19997973
I'd prefer an Undead snek, like an Undead Dullahan-Medusa hybrid.

>> No.19997999
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19997999

Ramen was kind enough to do a spooky inktober doodle of my Anubis waifu dressed up as a mummy, and I think it turned out really awesome. I wonder if her mummy curse power would be even stronger if she's dressed up like one, I hope so.

>> No.19998002

>>19997948
you mean repair their womb? Why would they have to create a womb when they already have one that just needs to be fixed?

>> No.19998007

>>19997973
The enemies of the Pharaoh will fall!

>> No.19998018

>>19997989
>having plowed through a couple hundreds of pounds of pussy and ass, Anon lays on his bedthrone, smoking a mamano cigar while his wives moan and lap at his skin, still stirring their pussies and tenderly feeling where their asses were spanked raw
Hail to the king, baby!

>> No.19998025

>>19997999
That looks like my anubis waifu though!

>> No.19998041

>>19998018
Delinquent gobbo gangs make the best harems.

>> No.19998107

>>19998018
Yep.
Gonna run them ragged till that's all they can think of using their rears for.

>>19998041
This is true

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>>19998025
I can assure you that this is my Anubis wife.

>> No.19998139

>>19998130
Cute nerdwan

>> No.19998145

>>19998107
I bet they’d subconsciously perk their legs and push their asses up whenever you walked by. Even if they’re doing something completely casual and just chatting with one another, when Anon the Goblin King walks behind, they instinctively prepare their asses for his use.

>> No.19998176

>>19997877
>you’re able to identify each Goblin by the pitch of her ass claps
>they each have a tramp stamp personalized for (you) for you to look at while fucking them from behind
>fishnet stockings are a necessity, thongs, a rule of life
>casual lapdances while just lounging around are the most non-sexual thing you do, because everything else at all times is just that damn sexual
I want my own Widebottom tribe.

>> No.19998189

>>19998176
>>19998107
Even better if they’re all sizequeens.

>> No.19998206

>>19998145
You know it.
They're gonna be ready at all times.

>>19998189
Yes.

>> No.19998220

>>19994837
Go to the monstergirl world, go against the norm, become a maverick by plagiarizing popular stories from our world with only the names and characters being changed.

>> No.19998221

>>19998189
Oh lawdy! Drink lots of fluids to support that thing!

>> No.19998229

>>19998206
Would you want them to have slutty stripper names or normal gobbo names? And would you impregnate them all at once or stagger it out?

>> No.19998234

>>19997993
Do each of the snakes have severed heads too?

>> No.19998241

>>19998234
That would look dumb so no.

>> No.19998311

What caused it this time? Some robot unplugging himself or some board spammer?

>> No.19998317

>>19998229
Normal Gobbo names and all at once

>> No.19998382

DEAD.

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