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>> No.19985827

I want Alma Elma to eat me.

>> No.19985843

>>19985808
If a horde of orcs invade your village, you best bet is to run to the High Orc leader and demand her to carry your children.
If it all goes right you'll become the chief of the horde in no time.

>> No.19985881
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>>19985827
Shit taste confirmed. Being licked, sucked on, and eaten by Alice would be far better since she's a lamia, and lamias have long tongues. By that same token, being eaten by an apophis would be orgasmic!

>> No.19985939

Early sunday morning with the tubby tanuki waifu!

>> No.19985945
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>>19985827
She at least asks you if you really want to become a dried fish.

>> No.19985979

>>19985939
I like to imagine that the mythological tanuki's huge balls translate to monster girl tanukis having huge breasts.
Give me a chubby Tanuki with breasts so big that she stores all her cash in her cleavage.

>> No.19985994 [DELETED] 

>>19985827
>>19985881
>>19985945
Fuck off and kill yourselves

>> No.19985995

>>19985979
Me as well.
Would you grab her 'money bags'?

>> No.19986000

>>19985995
There are 3 states a Tanuki's husband should be in: Having sex with her, molesting her tail, and molesting her breasts.

>> No.19986006
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19986006

Extremist faction is the best faction!

>> No.19986017
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19986017

I want to lick an Anubis!

>> No.19986019

>>19986006
Dark Slimes would probably be in the extremist faction right?

>> No.19986027

>>19986006
>>19986019
Every species that have a tendency to become extremists are fantastic:
>Demons
>Devils
>Ochimuchas
>Dark Slimes
>Dark Mages

>> No.19986038

>>19986000
You forgot daughteru snuggling.
But yes, I want a to molest the massive funbags of a pudgy tanuki

>> No.19986072

>>19986019
Yeah. They're the only kind to share their jelly with humans in order to corrupt them.

>> No.19986082

I got an idea, Slime girl... but pudding!

>> No.19986095

>>19986072
>>19986027
I hope to marry a Dark Slime someday who is a dungeon boss. Do you think the Extremist faction has monthly meetings? Would Druella show up at our home now and then to discuss strategy over a cup of tea?

>> No.19986134

Turning Paladin-chan into a Dorome!

>> No.19986149

>>19986017
Better not lick that one, she's covered in engine grease.

>> No.19986230
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>> No.19986243
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>>19986134
Pretty sure human girls can't

>> No.19986260

>>19985843
I've played shadow of mordor before, don't worry, anon. I'd shame her so much she wouldn't even dare to return!

>> No.19986269

>>19986260
>shaming means spanking her so hard your hand-print remains on her buttocks for days

>> No.19986270
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>> No.19986283
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19986283

Lizards.

>> No.19986299

Today I went to a park where pigeons and ducks lived together and squirrels would climb on people's shoulders. It was the most idyllic place I've seen in ages. What would the Monster Girl version of such a place be like?
>>19986283
That's obviously an amphibian, look at the fingers.

>> No.19986307

>>19985945
Yes Yes 1000 times Yes

>> No.19986313

>>19986299
obviously wonderland

>> No.19986314

>>19985945
Would Alma agree to be my sensei?

>> No.19986329

>>19986299
>look at the fingers.
Likely a gecko.

>> No.19986331

>>19986313
>wonderland
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one.

>> No.19986333
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>>19986314
Yes.

>> No.19986352

>>19986243
Not through standard corruption
You'd need to set up a special ritual or convince a god-level monster like Lilims or the Demon Lord to enchant something for you

>> No.19986354

>>19986270
Brushing her coat and tail would be so relaxing.

>> No.19986359

>>19986354
Do Centaurs need help brushing themselves? I can't imagine them bending all the way on their own.

>> No.19986360
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>>19986331
You will eventually.

>> No.19986370

>>19986331
Imagine being isekai'd into MGE Wonderland

>> No.19986374

>>19986370
We're all sluts here, Anon. You're a slut too; otherwise you wouldn't be here.

>> No.19986375
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>>19986370
How terrifying.

>> No.19986377
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>>19986374
Lies.

>> No.19986381

>>19986370
I'd probably be scared and cry.

>> No.19986386
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>>19986381
Onee-san will protect you!

>> No.19986388

>>19986381
Crying boys get pinched in Wonderland.

>> No.19986391
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19986391

What would be the reaction if someone made an alp doujin with pre transformation scenes?

>> No.19986396

>>19986386
God I wish.
>>19986388
Pinched where?

>> No.19986397

>>19986391
>scenes
As in gay sex scenes? No thanks.

>> No.19986406

>>19986396
>where?
I dunno. Wherever you're exposed I guess?

>> No.19986409

>>19986386
Look at how small that kid is!

>> No.19986413
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>>19986391
>Not using the scanned version

>> No.19986418

>>19986406
I guess my cheeks.
>>19986409
No it's just a big girl.

>> No.19986424
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>>19986418
>No it's just a big girl.

>> No.19986425

>>19986418
Poor wock won't even ba able to go through doors then normally then.

>> No.19986427

>>19986424
Four boats?

>> No.19986434

>>19986425
How cute.

>> No.19986436

>>19986006
Cutest girl on the right

>> No.19986438

>>19986427
Her name is Yuu.

>> No.19986441
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>>19986425
Jabberfag is just a manlet.

>> No.19986457
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19986457

Patchouli is fooling around again.

>> No.19986462

>>19986027
Ochimushas? I don’t remember that part of the profile.

>> No.19986464

>>19986441
This is adorable.

>> No.19986472

>>19986441
That's not a manlet, that's a kid.

>> No.19986474
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>>19986027
>Ochimuchas
Do you have anything to back that up?

>> No.19986476

>>19986375
Imagine the sunburn she would have from wearing that.

>> No.19986490
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>>19986472
Jabberfag sez that he's 5"8 IRL.

>> No.19986494

>>19986490
Why did my dad marry such a womanlet?

>> No.19986498

>>19986490
He's already taller than me then

>> No.19986499

>>19986490
[X] Doubt.
He must be a bit smaller than that.

>> No.19986513

>>19986490
>5'8
Maybe his wife really is tall then. 5'8 ain't shit on the short spectrum.

>> No.19986517

>>19986413
Yes please

>> No.19986519
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>> No.19986532

>>19986462
>>19986474
>Generally, the family heir in Zipangu society is male (Zipangu is the land of yokai, and it seems that the number of clans under female leadership or that do not specify gender for their heir is increasing...)
To strip the Chief God of her power and complete the transformation of monsters initiated by the Demon Lord, and be able to bear male children, many of them belong to the "extremist" faction that actively attempts to spread the demon realms and transform the human population into monsters.
From her making of. https://pastebin.com/sh8KUqeu

>> No.19986533
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>>19986494
No bully.

>> No.19986538
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>>19986532
OK, thanks.

>> No.19986539

>>19986513
I think I saw a pic of the Wock princess carrying him.

>> No.19986549
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>>19986539

>> No.19986562
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>> No.19986564

Do succs work out or is sex enough exercise for them?

>> No.19986567

>>19986513
>>19986490
Isn’t she supposed to be like 7’ or 8’?

>> No.19986570

>>19986533
Too fat

>> No.19986577

>>19986562
I have no idea who she is or why she's built a sort of nest on my couch but she cooks good curry.

>> No.19986578
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>>19986564

>> No.19986587

>>19986570
delet this

>> No.19986592
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>>19986567

>> No.19986609

>>19986457
Would Meiling be a dragon girl?

>> No.19986612

>>19986564
Sex would be enough to maintain her desired body type, with help from mana, but if she wants to get more fit or more muscled, then she would probably want to start lifting and working out.

>> No.19986614

>>19986592
That's not even canon.

>> No.19986622
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>>19986609

>> No.19986625

>>19986592
So we can assume that they’re anywhere from a foot to two feet taller than average. In that case, 6’ to 8’ seems to be a good range for a Wock’s height.

>> No.19986627
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>>19986587
No.

>> No.19986628

>>19986562
Who is she and why is she in my bed

It's a tiny single bed too

>> No.19986629

>>19986622
Either way I wouldn't mind having her as my gatekeeper.

>You will never be the master of the MGE Scarlet Devil Mansion

>> No.19986640

>>19986628
Why are you talking about your loving wife like that? You’ve been together for lord knows how many years.

>> No.19986642

>>19986592
Besides not being made by KC or the wockfag in question, monsters are individuals. Height, skin coloration, measurements, facial features and hair colors will vary just like in humans. Only a few breed like Lilims and white hair have breed wide features like that and even then they could probably change their hair color with magic.

>> No.19986650
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>> No.19986654

>>19986642
There's gonna be a small, flat and very smug Wock out there.

>> No.19986657

>>19986578
Yeah but about cardio?

>> No.19986661

>>19986654
I would accept this wock as my imouto.

>> No.19986668

>>19986578
Gonna slip and land face-first in dat ass.

>> No.19986672
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>>19986657

>> No.19986673

>>19986650
Mercy!

>> No.19986675

>>19986578
If there is magic that can make one permanently a little girl or and adult woman, magic to shape the body to give or take away muscles could easily exist.

>> No.19986681
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>>19986668
That could be dangerous.

>> No.19986687

>>19986675
>Goblins use this to take away Anon's gains

>> No.19986690

>>19986681
It cannot be helped, my antics are beyond my control.

>> No.19986696

>>19986640
Jokes on her, I had cameras set up.

>> No.19986699

>>19986672
Shake, shake, shake!
Shake your booty!

>> No.19986702
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>> No.19986715
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>>19986702

>> No.19986724

>>19986702
Sunday Role-play is such a weird tradition.

>> No.19986726

>>19986702
I feel like that would be a tension filled picnic. Any wrong move and the picnic turns into pelvis crushing sex

>> No.19986770
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>>19986726
You underestimate her self-control.

>> No.19986783

A couple commissions of the mice got finished! Artist forgot arm fur on the daughters unfortunately, but for 15$ per girl im still pretty happy with it. Also she gave Dellu some huge fucking tits. God bless.


https://i.imgur.com/bo7LL8B.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/5G7xi2K.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ivmRXym.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/aV81V4Z.jpg

>> No.19986788

>>19986702
Is this the world's purest Ushi?

>> No.19986789

>>19986770
>people say this is a seal to keep me under control, but it's actually just a piece of paper!

>> No.19986797

>>19986783
Oh jeez, those are some big daughterus.

>> No.19986798
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>>19986788
And this is the world's most innocent Ushi.

Also Autumn is here so watch out for leaf piles

>> No.19986801

>>19986783
I thought Dellu was the Dormouse.

>> No.19986806
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>>19986788
No, this is.

>> No.19986812

>>19986797
Yeah they are! Once my next paycheck hits i hope to get a couple more loli pictures of them done. I want more content of them as the little ones they are supposed to be.

>>19986801
Nellu is the wife, Dellu is the large mouse, and Vellu is the dormouse!

>> No.19986818

>>19986812
>Nellu is the wife, Dellu is the large mouse, and Vellu is the dormouse!
Ah, that's egg on my face then. Cute mice either way.!

>> No.19986830

>>19986812
I need to find a better way of remembering your girls' names.

>> No.19986834

>>19986812
>spoiler
Good luck, finding artists for that can be difficult.

>> No.19986841
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>> No.19986846

>>19986592
>Ywn spend everyday resting your face in between a big-titted, onee-san jabberwock's breasts
Just end me now.

>> No.19986864

>>19986834
If KDF can do what he does so consistently I don't have doubts that anyone else can too.

>> No.19986875

>>19986846
Don’t forget that pink breath of hers.

>> No.19986885

>>19986818
Thanks!

>>19986834
Thank you! I have a couple people I plan to talk business with, hopefully they will still be accepting by the time i can actually talk to them funds-in-hand.

>>19986830
The only reason I can get them consistently right is because they have been floating around in my head for a year. And i still get them wrong sometimes too. Which would make for some pretty pouty mice.

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>Does this make me look fat?

>> No.19986895

What kind of music does the waifu like anon?

>> No.19986900

>>19986895
youtube.com/watch?v=NsSvN7ykmy8

>> No.19986901

>>19986885
>Micing up the names of your daughters and wife during sex
You're more of a goof than I thought. Thank god mice are a harem species because if they were competitive things would get messy.

>> No.19986907

>>19986887
No

>> No.19986919

>>19986895
She really likes happy sappy love songs and classic rock. She's also got a beautiful singing voice!

>> No.19986922
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>>19986895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqslj-oAGIA

>> No.19986943

>>19986922
Is it wrong that I want a uni that's secretly a huge pervert for me?

>> No.19986950

>>19986672
I want to surprise my succubus wife on her way home from jazzercise!
I want to molest her sweaty body!
I want to lick her salty armpits while she complains about how gross it is!
I want to take her back to a love hotel and assess the results of her training!

>> No.19986967

>>19986895
She had a classical orchestra in a magnificent opera-house style room in the lair that has been trained to play Sandstorm by Darude

>> No.19986970
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Could lava golems form out of a molten reactor core?

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>>19986970
I'd say yes, but she's probably gonna give you crabs.

>> No.19986982
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>>19986979
I love crabs!

>> No.19986988

How about a CC owl mage and dark mage that lurks in parks at night and leads shotas away?
>"Psst... hey kid, you wanna learn some magic?"

>> No.19986994

>>19986988
>Local city has to leave messages that, no, the owls are not taking you to wizarding school

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>>19986988
delet

>> No.19987007

>>19986988
It's easy to lure in kids with firework spells.

>> No.19987011
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>>19986895
>Sabbath waifu
>someone plays some 200 year old classical music
>"This composer was a talentless hack. And they died before returning my two bucks!"
Some comments are better left ignored.

>> No.19987013

>>19986994
I swear there's a drunk daniel radcliff pic with that phrase

>> No.19987018

>>19987013
Whoops this was meant for>>19986988

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>>19986988

>> No.19987029

>>19986970
You're gonna need a lot of manobamana for that one.

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>>19987019
Threadcanon dark mage in a nutstell.

>> No.19987035

>>19986988
You say that, but then the boy gets to show his friends his new skills
just don't ask him about the brand on his hand or the owl feather necklace.

>> No.19987041

>>19986149
yes, that on, I want to lick a sweaty tomboy anubis

>> No.19987053

>>19986970
>Tfw molten uranium golem waifu has the ability to make you immune to radiation
>Tfw the radiation is too powerful and can kill in minutes
>Tfw you die of radiation poisoning before you can even reach your waifu

>> No.19987064

>>19987053
>tfw you have no tfw because your face melted off

>> No.19987072

>>19987053
>>19987064
Time to don some lead skivvies.

>> No.19987074

>>19986895
https://youtu.be/Ok5BEo7qGoA

>> No.19987079

>>19987035
Hold up
What will the parents say when their son can suddenly do magic?
and are parks just rape spots for monsters?

>> No.19987085

>>19987032
>A dark mage will never turn you into a shota
>You'll never turn her into a loli as revenge
Why live?

>> No.19987091

>>19987079
>are parks just rape spots for monsters?
And subways. And forests. And lakes, rivers, and oceans. But more importantly, your bedroom.

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>>19987138

>> No.19987161

>>19987138
>>19987154
I want a dark elf childhood friend so she can be my mistress in high school

>> No.19987163

>>19987138
>>19987154
Stupid elves can’t even tell when their clothes don’t fit.

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>>19987163
Elves are smart!

>> No.19987174

>>19987161
I like this idea.
>You promised you'd be my slave anon!
>What? When?
>At the sandbox when we were five!
>O-oh.
>YOU FORGOT DIDN'T YOU?!

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>>19987174
Nice.

>> No.19987201

>>19987174
>It's mostly just her demanding you do homework together and so on
>also you have to call her mistress of course

>> No.19987209
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19987209

>Care to join us?

>> No.19987225

>>19987053
Blowout soon fellow waifu enthusiast.

>> No.19987250
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>>19987085
Everyone pays attention to the dark mages, but it's the foxes that are the real danger.

>> No.19987266

>>19987250
Yeah, dark mages doing it is just individual incidents. Foxes do organized crime

>> No.19987273

>>19987209
I dont wanna

>> No.19987279
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>>19987266

>> No.19987311

>>19987176
Water Nymph? More like Water Nympho!

>> No.19987323
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>>19987311
That's a mermaid.

>> No.19987340
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Guys, I think my shog's broken.

>> No.19987341

>>19987266
Shota trading is their main source of income.

>> No.19987351

>>19987340
Slap her across the face. Percussive maintenance always works.

>> No.19987363

>>19987340
The eyes on the left really bother me. If I was her husbando, I'd stick my dick in it, and hope that fixes it.

>> No.19987394

>>19987340
Looks to be in standard working order for a Shog to me.

>> No.19987418

>>19987363
>I'd stick my dick in it, and hope that fixes it

>[mind breaking orgasm intensifies]

>> No.19987422 [SPOILER] 
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>>19987394
A working shog is supposed to look like this.

>> No.19987457

>>19986907
(You have gained paragon points)

>> No.19987464

>>19986970
Stop making fun of her foot!
Cyka!

>> No.19987467
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Undead centaur when?

>> No.19987474
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>>19987341

>> No.19987483

>>19987474
Soon a Valk will free them all!

>> No.19987489

>>19987341
What can I get with a ton of shotas? Is it enough to buy a house?

>> No.19987494

>>19987341
They do a necessary service to the community

>> No.19987495
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>>19987483
She's a little preoccupied at the moment.

>> No.19987498

>>19987494
Which is?

>> No.19987506

>>19987498
Providing all monstergirls of husbands

>> No.19987510
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>>19987483
>>19987495
Goddamit, wrong image.
Enterprise-chan would make a good valkyrie tho

>> No.19987525

>>19987510
Why do these boats go after little boys?

>> No.19987526

>>19987474
I like those sideways fox masks, but I don’t get what the meaning of them is.

>> No.19987546

>>19987138
I thought that was a Yeti exposing her butt at first from the brown skin, white hair, and blue clothes

>> No.19987548
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>>19987526
Educate yourself.
http://yabai.com/p/2243

>> No.19987558

>>19987525
They are the only ones left. Normal shikikans got fucked already and had to leave duty so they decided to throw kids in their places in an attempt to stop it. Only made things worse though.

>> No.19987576

>>19987558
Damn those lewd foxes.

>> No.19987577
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What did she mean by this?

>> No.19987581
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Hellhounds!

>> No.19987594

>>19987577
That she's from a /co/ cartoon with basedboy humour and bad voice acting.

>> No.19987596
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>>19987581
What about them?

>> No.19987607

Mindbreak fairies!

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>>19987607
Nice try kiddo, but you'll never dethrone KDF.

>> No.19987639

>>19987498
Rich monstergirls need them for their parties. You don't want the people with power upset don't you

>> No.19987642

>>19987548
Neat. Thanks.

Now I’d like to see one of those parades full of Inari partying and spoiling their husbands.

>> No.19987647

>>19987607
I want to fuck a Titania and have her fairy friends play in the puddle of cum that drips out of her after I use her holes?

>> No.19987649

>>19987577
You’ll have to excuse her, she’s being a little snippy.

>> No.19987650

>>19987622
I will never know who KDF is though. It sounds like some anon who's amazing but have a real shit fetish.

>> No.19987669
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>>19987650
>Latex
>shit
Delete this.

>> No.19987671

>>19987639
What parties?

>> No.19987673

>all these newfags

>> No.19987678

>>19987548
>Nine-tailed foxes, or kyubi no kitsune, are able to hear and see everything that is happening around the globe.

She knows you've been masturbating to her, anon. Just come clean already.

>> No.19987683

>>19987647
Is that a question?
Then yes, everything is acceptable in MGE as long as you don't become a scum.

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>>19987678

>> No.19987691

>>19987678
I'd love to. Sadly, she doesn't exist. It'd probably take me.some.courage to work up a full admission of all the depraved things I like about her, but it'd probably make her very happy in the end.

>> No.19987696

>>19987671
Just told you, rich monster parties.

>> No.19987699

What about a 12 tailed fox?

>> No.19987703

>>19987699
Could I take a tail for myself?

>> No.19987706

>>19987696
But what do they do with them?

>> No.19987712

>>19987673
Its not like most of the old blood are doing stuff.
Most have been eaten by blogshit and others just dont have the flame anymore

>> No.19987713

>>19987699
No man can handle that much pent up virgin lust or that much sexual prowess. The world is not yet ready.

>> No.19987717

>>19987713
I bet I could.

>> No.19987721

>>19987706
Lots of things. Are you the police?

>> No.19987726
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>>19987706
Tea parties. Completely innocent tea parties.

>> No.19987731

>>19987699
>Fox tailed butt plug
>Fox tailed dildo
>Put on fox ears and shove your "tail" down her throat.

12 tailed kitsune.

Or you can go for the legendary 13 tailed kitsune by putting her hair in a pony tail

>> No.19987736

>>19987731
Make it fourteen and go for twin tails. Plus, handle bars.

>> No.19987745

Say... I just realize this but if dwarves look like preschooler, what does preschooler dwarves look like?

>> No.19987749
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Onis.

>> No.19987754

>>19987736
Why not just go all out and get a 1000-tailed divine goddess Kitsune?

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>>19987745
>dwarves look like preschooler

>> No.19987767

>>19987754
Because that would require her to blow you while holding her hand on a Tesla coil and she'd never get her hair to lay down again afterwards.

>> No.19987768

>>19987758
They look like less disproportionate midgets at best.

>> No.19987776

>>19987706
Private shota auctions, pleasure rooms, etc

>> No.19987787

>>19987607
I am going to report you to the fairy knight!

>> No.19987789
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>>19987596
They're the best!

>> No.19987795
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>>19987789

>> No.19987797

>>19987745
It'd be weird helping your fairy wife through pregnancy. And once she's done you could hold your whole family in your hands and use a thimble for a cradle.

>> No.19987803
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>>19987797
Wholesome.

>> No.19987806

>>19987787
Tortured fairies simply turn me on. But what if tortured fairy knights turn me on even more?

>> No.19987812

>>19987797
Cute!!!

>> No.19987814

>>19987797
That... actually sounds really comfy.

>> No.19987817

>>19987731
For a some reason I thought you were saying that her husband was wearing the tail plug. Alp-chan please leave my room!

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>>19987806
Then you get the matango pit.

>> No.19987822

>>19987768
Either that, or one of those Chibis that went horribly wrong.>>19987806

>> No.19987830

>>19987817
She already lives in your head, rent free. She also likes your taste in porn, so you'll never get rid of her.

>> No.19987832

>>19987818
>matango pit.
You win this time round anon. This time.

>> No.19987833

>>19987806
>This man is aroused by the thought of torturing another man
You Alps would look cute in leather. Perfect for turnabout play where your husband overtakes you and gives you a taste of your own medicine.

>> No.19987842

>>19987833
>You Alps would look cute in leather.
Fuck you!

>> No.19987843

>>19987822
How did that second quote get there?

>> No.19987848

>>19987833
N-NO!

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>>19987848
Yes.

>> No.19987858

>>19987830
At least I’m loved.

Imagine an anon having intrusive gay thoughts about himself, only to learn that he’s being haunted by a ghost that doesn’t understand how possession works.

>> No.19987865

>>19987842
Eh fuck you leatherman, think you can beat me 1 2 3?

>> No.19987867

>>19987848
>The signature Alp stammer.
Cute! I’m sure you’ll find a nice husband who will love you to pieces.

>> No.19987869

>>19987843
I'm very attractive.
Nah, you just misclicked it. Probably your post button was so close to the number that you accidently click on the number.

>> No.19987873

>>19987865
Dayman vs Nightman, but it’s KDF in Leather vs KDF in Latex

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>>19987341
They don't exclusively deal in shotas, they're just easier to transport and cheaper.
They're got operations set up like foster care where they raise men to be ideal husbands maybe a few as mofusluts and trade 'em that way, but they obviously command a premium price.

>> No.19987884
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19987884

Gardening is fun.

>> No.19987892

So now that National Novel Writing Month is coming up, I feel like actually participating. Would anyone be interested in a western-style story about adapting in a monster-laden frontier?
Note that western-style is more of the idea of a western, not a strictly cowboy and injun story.

>> No.19987894

>>19987884
Water her with Ribena.

>> No.19987899

>>19987858
Might work as a comedy, but I wouldn't touch it for this audience.

>> No.19987902
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>>19987894
That could be dangerous.

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19987903

I really really like monster girls, friends.

>> No.19987907

>>19987806
>>19987833
Yeah, Fairy Knight is a man. It's just some headcanon anyway so you can have an actual fairy as a knight I guess.

>> No.19987916

>>19987873
???

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>>19987903
That's a big anubutt.

>> No.19987919

>>19987916
Shh... anon, just ignore him.

>> No.19987920

>>19987884
>>19987902
>have Alraune childhood friend
>as in, she’s been growing in your backyard since you were a kid
>she started as a peppy little sprout and would play catch with you and sometimes uproot to walk around the forest
>now, as you turn into an adult, she’s been so well nurtured she’s a bozoinga-tier hourglass with heavy hanging fruit and a fertile set of hips and ass
>she’s still as peppy and spunky as ever though, which makes it awkward when she wants to play catch and you have to watch her enormous overripe watermelons slosh and wobble around
Harvest her anon! It’s time to harvest her bountiful yields!!!

>> No.19987927

>>19987902
Water her with dr pepper?

>> No.19987931

>>19987920
>so overripe she just passively lactates dribblets of nectar at all times and her inner thighs are constantly soaked from her aching flower
I wonder if how like flowers will stretch toward the sun, this Alraune would always passively lean in your direction, causing her funbags to be on full hanging cleavage display towards you when you’re around

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>>19987920

>> No.19987943

>>19987931
It'd probably be the opposite; rather than being attracted to the sun, they'd attract the sun to them. So she'd constantly be in somewhat compromising positions whenever you look at her no matter what you do until finally puberty kicks in and you fill her with life.

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>>19987931
Like this?

>> No.19987961

>>19987917
But this one has the fluff.

>> No.19987962

>>19987958
Eww, that face.

>> No.19987964

>>19987943
>walk into the backyard one day to find her casually fingering herself while hefting up one of her tremendous breasts with the other hand to suck on
>when she notices you she just casually gives a chipper wave with her girlnectar soaked hand before plunging it back into her flower and making droolines between her lips and nipple

>> No.19987967

>>19987903
>>19987917
I want to be an inordinately tall Anubis's boy slave!

>> No.19987968

>>19987907
>Little fairy trying to pick up a knife, saying she'll help me on my duties
Cute! Would take it from her hands so she doesn't have to do a thing.

>> No.19987969

>>19987964
What do you do when she casually offers you a breast to suck?

>> No.19987973

>>19987958
Either that or facing away bent over with her ass and pussy on display. Not even like, consciously, it’s just an instinct.

>> No.19987974

>>19987967
Yes, I agree.

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>>19987969
Jump right in.

>> No.19987983

>>19987964
Can you imagine the smell? The heavy scent of rose and maybe some sandalwood. Sweet, and not necessarily what one would generally think of as lewd, but there's something underlying that which drives the animal inside of you nuts and makes you want to sniff the source. Of course, she's in your backyard, so this smell would also waft into your room all the time. And all night.

Wanna bet around the same time she starts maturing you end up with another sibling?

>> No.19987984

>>19987969
Probably nervously approach the flower and assume the nursing handjob position, internally wondering if her flower was always this spacious and comfy seeming.

>> No.19987994

>>19987984
>Implying your prying pubescent eyes wouldn't have spent much time eyeing the inside of that flower while she "?" at you.

>> No.19987995
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19987995

For those of you with, uh, "harvestable" waifus (Slimes, weresheep, holstaurs, etc) what would be your take on that?
Would you go ahead and trade the products, or would you find something else to exchange so as to keep it for yourself? Even though it's pretty much just for clothing, conveniences, and magical plants/goods, MGs do still have an economy of sorts.

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>>19987995
We already know that arachnes sell clothing made from their own silk.

>> No.19988007

>>19987995
Yeah, I'd use it to barter and the like if we had excess and both the waifu and I were okay with it. Hell, we could open a bakery or something. It'd be comfy.

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>>19987995
Given assumed amounts I see no problem selling whatever is left

>> No.19988014
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19988014

Post wyverns.

>> No.19988015

>>19988002
That spider is far too smug.

>> No.19988016

>>19987983
Another sibling? What do you mean?
>>19987994
You’d be right, of course.
>be just going through puberty as Alraune is reaching full heavy hanging maturity
>her constant beautiful scent has driven you crazy all month, so one night you finally sneak into the backyard to her closed up flower
>peel back the petals to peek inside
>your first time seeing a naked woman(monster) was indeed quite a sight, as your voluptuous ‘best friend’ lay on a petal bed in a small pool of nectar, her everything on display
>you swear the scent doubled and then tripled as you stared at her inviting entrance
Does she take anon right there or is it just more ‘planting the seed’?

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>>19988015
No, she's just right.

>> No.19988022

I want to tie a little Kiki up and give her acupuncture with fresh manticore spines!

>> No.19988030
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>>19988009
Especially when you get to produce it hands-on.

>> No.19988039

>>19987994
>looking inside her flower while she ? at you
>”Is... is that nectar safe to drink?”
>she smiles and then out of nowhere spreads her legs and uses two fingers to spread her pussy
>”Sure!! Want a taste?”

>> No.19988049
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>>19988039
That flower is too lewd.

>> No.19988066

>>19988007
>Hell, we could open a bakery or something. It'd be comfy.
Darn right it would be.
You just know <3 shaped goods would be top sellers, too.

>> No.19988072

>>19988049
She’s simply an instinctual creature. Ever since you hugged her when you were both young and your sweat got on her and dripped into her flower, her body naturally accepted you as her fertilizer. She patiently waits as her body slowly develops into the perfect lewd form for you, maximizing ease of future fertilization.

>> No.19988093

>>19988072
>back to adulthood, you walk into the backyard one day to see her smiling especially wide
>god she’s gorgeous, you think to yourself
>”So what’s got you in a good mood?”
>”It’s finally the day, Anon!”
>”What... day?”
>She wiggles in excitement
>”I’m finally fully ripe! We can start fertilizing now!”
>”Wh- whaaat are...”
>you can’t even finish your sentence, your senses are all getting hazy as the most overpowering scent and pheromones ever, tailored specifically to your exact genes, are flooding your every sense, biologically and mana-wise
>you look up to see her smiling... and suddenly your body reacts as if it just knew the whole time
>’I gotta fuck that flower’

>> No.19988098

>>19987995
>Regularly have a holst wife/wives in situations

Yes, I would very much be in the realm of sharing.
And if she was part of a harem then its almost expected of her to share with the other girls.
Forcefully should need be.

>> No.19988106
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>>19988072
I need an adult.

>> No.19988120

>>19988007
Who’s the missus?

>> No.19988121

>>19988015
She managed to make a Mantis blush so she has the right to be smug.

>> No.19988124
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>ynw be double-teamed by a freshly-converted lesser succ and her "big sister"

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>>19988121

>> No.19988134
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>>19988002
>Male arachne silk clothing is incredibly rare because they're usually made just for their husbands.
>Buy an arachne silk suit that costs you an absolute fucking fortune.
>Look awesome as hell in it so it's totally worth it.
>The arachne that made it tracks you down because there was a single thread she left attached to it.
>You wake up in the middle of the night wrapped in a cocoon with a super smug spider lording over you and licking her lips.

>TFW you will never be caught by a master arachne fisherwoman.

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19988146

Lava golems in winter

>> No.19988148
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>>19988134
Now this is the dream.

>> No.19988151

If you met an ancient evil, truly evil Dragon from before the current mamono lord. That actually in the past slaughtered people and entire populations for fun. But as a monster girl, she grew bitter seeing all the happy couples thinking no one will love her and now, she just wants a husband and she wants you. Would you take her?

>> No.19988152
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>>19988146
She doesn't look too happy.

>> No.19988171

>>19988151
Sure. I like dragons enough to heal her.

>> No.19988178
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>>19988151
Without a doubt.

>> No.19988180

>>19988151
Only if she wears a collar and is fine with being on a very short leash. Because she's not leaving the bedroom for a long time.

You know, for the safety of the people.

>> No.19988183

>>19988093
Pheromones are bullshit

>> No.19988192
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>>19988183
Cry harder.

>> No.19988195

>>19988171
Imagine at night during love making sessions, she just starts to cry and tells you she is terrified you will find out in detail all she did and stop loving her.

>> No.19988196

>>19988183
Yeah, we need to ban them and give pheromone dealers hefty prison sentences.

>> No.19988207
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19988207

Is this the luckiest guy ever?

>> No.19988212

>>19988207
No

>> No.19988215
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>>19988207
No, he is.

>> No.19988218

>>19988195
No anon, imagine how scared she'd be when she had a nightmare about killing me. Now that would end up in some comfy cuddling.

>> No.19988227

>>19988215
Never underestimate loli Jinkos.
They’re far stronger than they look and have much worse impulse control than the adults.

>> No.19988230
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>>19988215
I want to cuddle the danger cats!

>> No.19988240

>>19988230
Danger cats are for making into strong cuddle cats with plenty of cubs!

>>19988227
Reminder that loli jinkos can still be pinned.
Do your duty, fill a cub with cubs

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>>19988240
It's not pedophilia if you're the one being raped!

>> No.19988267
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>>19988230

>> No.19988277

>>19988254

Exactly!
A winning argument right there.

>> No.19988281

>>19988016
I mean the scent would make your parents horny too, so they'd make fuck and make sibling. Second-hand lewd.

>>19988066
>Implying any goods would not be heart shaped
Some more subtle than others. Like a pretzel that only becomes a heart when untwisted.

>>19988120
Eel.

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>>19988254
>>19988277

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>> No.19988311

>>19988308
I'd marry a Mari and make a Runa.

>> No.19988327

>>19988311
That raises a question. Would marrying Mari be called a "Mariage"

>> No.19988333
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>>19988303
Could you love a girl without an outline?

>> No.19988336

>>19988327
No but I would definitely crack that joke all day at the wedding.

>> No.19988359
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19988359

Peak MERE.

>> No.19988369
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>> No.19988370
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19988370

A commission has arrived

>> No.19988377

>>19988359
No anon, it's a proud and haughty slime.

>> No.19988382

>>19988283
Show me the sabbath that's about pregnant lolis

>> No.19988387
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>>19988359
Gonna start a business selling various MG molds to slime husbands. Dragon slimes! Arachne slimes! Fox slimes! We got molds for for all your fetishes!

>> No.19988392

>>19988382
Ropu's branch does like to talk about breeding a lot.

>> No.19988395

>>19988382
Ropurotto's, judging by her comments.

>> No.19988396

>>19988382
All of them? All of them.

>> No.19988403

>>19988396
Not Shiro's. That would distract from their work.

>> No.19988418

>>19988392
>>19988395
But that could just be them using fun words for boning!

>> No.19988419

>>19988403
Not necessarily, it would open a very specific type of research.

>> No.19988420
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>>19988387
Shogs have no need for such silly devices.

>> No.19988435

>>19988420
Pesky meido!

>> No.19988451
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19988451

Pick one and only one.

>> No.19988458

>>19988451
None of them. This series is trash.

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>>19988420
C'mon, Shog. Beat it. I'm tryin' to run a business here!

>> No.19988467

>>19988451
Too fat. Dark elf if you twist my arm.

>> No.19988471

>>19988451
None
No fat chicks

>> No.19988474

>>19988451
Oga obviously

>> No.19988479

>>19988451
Oku

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>>19988474
Good taste.

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>>19988463
If you sit in a bathtub filled with your slime waifu, but have her form in front of you. Are you sitting in her lap or is she sitting in your lap?

>> No.19988494

>>19988370
A petite body and thick tentacles, that's a fine Gazer.

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>>19988418
>Wauu, I fetched some meat! I want a reward!
>Breeding is good. Children are good too

>If you'll come to my pack... uhm~,
>WE CAN HAVE LOTS OF YOUR CHILDREN

Ropurotto, at least, is one of the most baby-crazy girls I've ever seen KC write.

>> No.19988497
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19988497

I want a couple of Regura bugs

>> No.19988514

>>19988451
What a bunch of white bread losers we got here.
Any one of them would be great, but I'll go Hitome. OR Raika.

>> No.19988519

>>19988495
Then no stopping till she's carrying a pack the first of many

>> No.19988521

https://pastebin.com/PddGrV8d
As promised, chapter 13. Enjoy.
I swear by the end of next chapter we'll see Admaz.

>> No.19988526

>>19988495
I wanna eat out her cunny! I want to violate it with my tongue! I want to make her cum again and again and drink up all her love juice! I want to leave her shivering in puddle of her body fluids. Then I'm coming back with a tote bag full of vibrators!

>> No.19988530

>>19988451
kobo

>> No.19988554

>>19988497
Why does the one on the left look so tired?

>> No.19988557
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>>19988369
I love demons with nasty smirks like this one. Any more of such?

>> No.19988563

>>19988554
Looks more like shynnes than anything

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>>19988557

>> No.19988572

>>19988495
>No matter who ye be, do not raise your hand to the magical beast's flock
>No matter who ye be, do not touch the wrath of the magical beast
>No matter who ye be, do not awaken the beast from its dream of master
>~White goat's old note~

Shirokoto has a healthy respect of Ropurotto. I wonder what will happen to someone dumb enough to hurt her husband.

>> No.19988587

>>19988572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqqJrLQQWE

>> No.19988590

>>19988387
I would definitely buy your slime molds to play around with. Good idea.
>>19988492
I'd say your ass is seated in the tub, so a Slime wife would be on your lap.
>>19988420
Damnit Shoggy we get it, you're great.

>> No.19988601

>>19988494
More commissions in progress

>> No.19988610

>>19988601
Like you even need to tell us at this point.

>> No.19988612

>>19988590
But can she freeze the flow of time in the containers she creates?

>> No.19988620

>>19988612
Neither can shogs, if that's what you're implying.

>> No.19988624

>>19988620
I was talking about Shoggy dummy.

>> No.19988625

>>19988612
You mean for a Slime to hold themselves in one shape after leaving the mold?
I imagine all Slimes have decent enough control to hold themselves together like a gummi.

>> No.19988629
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19988629

Alright, my dudes, chapter two of my super cool IP, A Drifter’s Story, is hot off the presses:

https://pastebin.com/ATEyTqd5

Things are heating up, in more ways than one. Give it a look-see and be hip with the times. You might want to read Ch. 1 first, though.

I think I did pretty well, time-wise. My writing is still mediocre, though.

Feedback is always appreciated.

>> No.19988634

>>19988629
Whats the story about?

>> No.19988641
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19988641

Right or left?

>> No.19988653

>>19988634
So far: desert space boy wakes up knowing nothing about why or how he’s a slave, and gets sold to an Anubis particularly close to the kingdom’s Pharaoh. Hilarity and hijinks ensue. Soon.

>> No.19988656

>>19988653
>>19988634
Desert slave* boy...
I’m phoneposting; please don’t bully me.

>> No.19988666

>>19988587
Twilight Princess is more intense than I remembered.

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>>19988656
Awwwww....

>> No.19988677

>>19988656
Don’t care. I now demand a story about a desert space boy. Intergalactic Sandworms when?

>> No.19988681

>>19988656
Sounds fun and I like Pharaohs. I'll give it a look.

>> No.19988683
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>>19988566
Moar!

>> No.19988688
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19988688

Is there a god, miss taku?

>> No.19988693

>>19988683
I want to impregnate this Lilim twice. I also want to walk her around my house on a leash.

>> No.19988700

>>19988688
>Yes, my very young apprentice. A Chief God, if you will.

>> No.19988701
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>>19988688
Yes.

>> No.19988725
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Any end of the week updates on art, stories or commissions? Seen a few posted this thread but seems like a good time to ask.

>> No.19988735

>>19988725
I might do a story.

>> No.19988740

>>19988700
The Chief God is a permavirgin!

>> No.19988743

>>19988725
I literally just posted the newest installation of a story twenty minutes ago.

>> No.19988752

>>19988725
im waiting on two commissions

>> No.19988758

>>19988725
Day 27 waiting on an artists monthly sketch reward
I don't want to bother them for an October sketch before I even get the first one, but Halloween is my birthday so I might have to.

>> No.19988763
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19988763

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70704436

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>> No.19988773

>>19988629
The transition from disinterest to love was a bit abrupt.

>> No.19988775
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>>19988725
I'm still working on that DL thing and it's only half done. Then comes the editing and whatnot so not until next weekend it seems.

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>>19988775
Someone give that lilim a hug.

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>>19988763
Remember to say "Rabbit Rabbit" first thing tomorrow morning for good luck!

Thank you by the way.

>> No.19988802

>>19988763
Nice bun buns

>> No.19988806

>>19988792
Would March Hares make for good demon realm botanists?

>> No.19988817
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>>19988806
No, that job goes to Mad Hatters.

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19988822

I've been gone for a good while, you lads get any new girls or nah?

You surviving the Bowsette apocalypse okay over here or were you secluded enough for it to not become a problem?

>> No.19988826

>>19988817
But March Hares are literally stated to be herbivores that love demon realm produce. If anything they'd be spending a lot more time "researching" the effects of the various plants and fruits found around wonderland.

Mad Hatters just sit around on their fat asses drinking tea and making lewd jokes.

>> No.19988838

>>19988822
It wasn't a massive problem, if anything it was mostly well received here. I don't mean it was celebrated like it is on /h/, but it certainly had a bit of spotlight.

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>>19988822
Some new girls, latest of which is Owl Mage. Sabbath Grimoire happened.

>implying Bowsette/Queen Boo is a problem
Like I'm about to turn down a wave of cute/sexy art just because it's "too popular."

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>>19988451

Kuroeda wins out.

>> No.19988863

>>19988773
That “aroma of jasmine” was an aphrodisiac. I probably could’ve set that point up a bit better, though...

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>>19988826
My wife's ass may be fat, but her tits are too, I'll have you know!
And they aren't all jokes! Some are lewd -conversations-. There's a big difference!

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>>19988826
>>19988871
How did the hatter ass meme start anyway?

>> No.19988894

>>19988883
Well I've often proclaimed my love for my dear Hatter wife sitting her handsome derriere on my face for long hours, but I think they just naturally have delectable booties packed in tight pants in their profile. It's a given!

>> No.19988897

>>19988822
They stopped spamming it a day ago

>> No.19988911

>>19988883
There's an ass meme? I was just calling them lazy.

>> No.19988926

>>19988725
Trying to find someone to draw one of seven girls and maybe another for a porn commission. Other than that no updates.
>>19988758
Cutting it close for a monthly, good luck anon.

>> No.19988931
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>Being the only boy in class when puberty starts to hit

>> No.19988933

>>19988725
Been three months since I paid for a commision and still nothing. A certain mobile app has taken all my attention from writing a story.

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>>19988931
The getting trapped in an elevator with an OL is looking promising too.

>> No.19988940
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19988940

Angel or demon?

>> No.19988948

>>19988940
Trash

>> No.19988960

>>19988933
>three months
Yikes.
I know the feeling with the mobile app though.

>> No.19988980

>>19988960
Yeah it sucks. Not so much the losing money but now I dont know if I can trust artists now. At least on Discord.
Doesn't help the app is drenched in nostalgia for me.

>> No.19989015

>>19988980
>spoiler
I've had most of my luck with those. Unless you mean .less, I've heard the horror stories.
Sounds like you've found a fun app though.

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>>19988683
Here

>> No.19989024

>>19988933
>three months
Smalltime.

>> No.19989053
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>>19989017
Delete this.

>> No.19989056

>>19988940
Trash

>> No.19989065

>>19988948
>>19989056
>samefagging

>> No.19989070

>>19988940
Whatever it is I want to dick it.

>> No.19989072

>>19989053
Gonna obey that cleava....i mean Lilim

>> No.19989081

>>19989024
Is three months with no updates normal?

>> No.19989087

>>19989053
Does Victoria's sclera turn black when she's mad?
Has Derrota inherited that trait?

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>>19989072

>> No.19989104

>>19989081
Not him but I've been 4 months without an update and had to check their blog every so often to check what was going on but I got the image eventually.
Worst comes to worst just shoot them a message with something like "Hey it's no problem if you're busy but I wondered if you had a chance to work on the commission recently?"
Most will understand and not bite your head off over it.

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>> No.19989119
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>>19989065

>> No.19989122

Which monster is most likely to make her husband call her mom?

>> No.19989128

>>19988641
Yes.

>> No.19989131

>>19989122
Titania.

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>>19989122

>> No.19989139

>>19989119
>Inspect Element

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>>19989122
Fuck off, Freud

>> No.19989153

>>19989148
>off-topic pic
You first, faggot.

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>> No.19989184

>>19989173
Look at all these oral slaves.

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>>19989184
As opposed to Orel slaves?

>> No.19989209

>>19989197
I haven't played that in 2 years anon, don't remind me.

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>>19989194
What other species aside from the mentioned ones wouldn't look out of place in the Marune Sabbath?

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>>19989214

>> No.19989223

>>19989214
Dorome

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>>19989122
>Harder mommy!

>> No.19989254

>>19989134
I'd like a Demon wife that calls me daddy

>> No.19989256

Pick one.

>> No.19989265
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19989265

You may only pick one.

>> No.19989275

>>19989256
>>19989265
lmao I saw that.
I'll take the one without skin.

>> No.19989279

>>19989275
Fuck off.

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>>19989279
Seething meatbag detected.

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>>19989292
IS THAT A

>> No.19989304

>>19989299
Slimes don't count, they're always nude. How do they get away with it?

>> No.19989313
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>>19989304
Pretty sure that argument won't save you from an involuntary vacation.

>> No.19989317

>>19989214
Basically all farm related monstergirls. Weresheep, Alraunes, etc

>> No.19989318

>>19989265
Demon lady all the way

>> No.19989319

>>19989313
I wonder what an automaton little sister would be like.

>> No.19989326

>>19989265
>venomous tongued Shirohebi

Imagine the verbal abuse you'll get if you look at another girl

>> No.19989335

>>19988451
Hitome, because big is best

>> No.19989342
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>>19989313
Why would I be reported for a perfectly normal slime though? Sounds petty to me.

>> No.19989345

>>19988931
>being the only boy in class when Hakutaku sensei calls you to the front of the class since it is sex ed time

>> No.19989349

>>19989342
KC slimes don't have pseudo-nipples.

>> No.19989361

>>19989349
People post art of busty monstergirls with prominent nipples through tight clothing here all the time. There's no difference.

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One of these things is not like the others.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1289002/b3cc5ca58a/

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>>19989326
A true whitesnek only needs to use their body.

>> No.19989466

>>19988935
What’s wrong? Does she have a stomach ache?

>> No.19989490

>>19989427
I was waiting for this.

>> No.19989494

>>19989466
Maybe her butt hurts

>> No.19989508

>>19989345
I’ve read this one before. Doesn’t he end up the classroom bitch, mindbroken and used by every other girl in class?

>> No.19989512

>>19989508
i was thinking more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE
but with Hakutaku sensei on top

>> No.19989519

>>19987161
>>19987174
>She discovers you are getting bullied at school

Is this where dark elf cruelty really comes in?

>> No.19989597
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Sure is dead in here.

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>> No.19989618
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Give me one good reason NOT to join the Sabbath.

>> No.19989621

>>19989597
I'm busy sewing Yeti fur blankets for underprivileged Ratas in Wintersburg who need warmth

>> No.19989624

>>19989234
>tfw you will never be the shota butler/bloodbag/husband of an old, busty vampire
Why live?

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>>19989234
>Kloah never drew any continuation of this whatsoever
>But he ended up drawing the same shota together with another milk truck Vampire
At least scenarios like it are possible in MGEland.
>>19989624
To suffer.

>> No.19989638

Imagine getting captured by an entire clan of breed-hungry loli elves.

>> No.19989640

>>19989618
If you can hold out they might try to tempt you more extravagantly. Definitely flirt with them, though.

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>>19989624
Good question.

>> No.19989653

What are some things you could do for your wife to accommodate her monster features?

>> No.19989656

>>19989653
hoof trimming

>> No.19989662

>>19989653
Feed her by hand and brush her teeth because her big meaty paws have trouble with utensils.

>> No.19989668

Rape fairies, only to realize it's not rape if it's consensual.

>> No.19989671

>>19989618
Your eyes can’t meet as you take a stroll down the lane in the frosty winter evening. You would have to direct your gaze down towards the dirt and rubbish beneath the two of you and she would have to crane her neck up, potential being dazed or blinded by the street lamps lighting your path.

>> No.19989672

>>19987323
>Inverted
Awww yiss

Hope this guy does more. I hope he does more snek

>> No.19989674

>>19989653
What could I do with a slime? They don't really need any accommodations.

>> No.19989675

>>19989653
Moisturize or otherwise care for her beautiful scales.

>> No.19989677

She has horns so it might be hard for her to brush her long hair. I'd brush it every morning for her.

>> No.19989686

>>19989624
I'm wondering how shota could even produce semen.

>> No.19989698

>>19989653
There's not really anything I could do to accommodate her since my waifu is my home. If anything, she'd be accommodating my needs.

>> No.19989708

>>19989698
Who's your waifu?

>> No.19989709
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>>19989674
You could get a small outdoor pool for her to lounge in on hot days. That's a good idea for any monstergirl though.

>> No.19989716 [SPOILER] 
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19989716

How do I get to the MGE world?
Does it specifically have to be a Japanese-style commercial truck, or will any vehicle suffice?

>> No.19989718

>>19989708
Sounds like a sandworm to me.

>> No.19989719

>>19989709
You mean you're not suppose to get a latex for her?

>> No.19989720

>>19989686
Don't you know? Shotas in hentai become capable of producing semen at age eight.

>> No.19989721 [SPOILER] 
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>>19989708

>> No.19989729

>>19989709
What about less slimy slimes like shog?

>> No.19989731
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>>19989721
>....aaaaand that's how God Emperor Leto II got his new body.

>> No.19989740

>>19989720
Dammit, Shota cums more than an adult man.

>> No.19989749

>>19989719
You can do that too. She can wear tight latex around the house to keep herself together without expending effort. I personally prefer my slimes in large hats.
>>19989729
Shoggy requires very little accommodations, but you do have to teach her about human customs. You should help her style her outfit en she goes out on errands, so she doesn't look like a chaos supervillain.
Also she may scare away the neighborhood cats.

>> No.19989750

>>19989709
>"Husband, I hope the baby is born soon."
>"Honey, that's a watermelon."
>"I bet she'll be so cute."

>> No.19989753

I want to mix slime with alcohol even though I don't drink.

>> No.19989759

>>19989753
A Bubble Slime would be happy to mix her jelly into a tonic for you. It may even have medicinal properties.

>> No.19989760

>Since they themselves are earth, even if their body crumbles or gets smashed, they can just create a new body from the ground, and therefore physical attacks won't have much effect. Additionally, they can take in the surrounding mud and earth, make it part of their own body, and freely control it, and they can even make multiple copies of “their own body" from the earth. Sometimes, regardless of the fact that there was only one of them, before you know it, you’ll find yourself surrounded by them.
>How much earth they can take in differs depending on the magnitude of the mana possessed by the individual. Normally, the limit is only several bodies' worth, but they say that sometimes they swell so much that all the visible ground, or every place all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a cave, will become part of the dorome. If a man carelessly sets foot inside one of them, he will end up having his body covered in countless muddy female bodies that suddenly appear around him.
How do adventurers prepare for Doromes when any cave or dungeon can be one?

>> No.19989763

>>19989749
I love the idea of sitting with shoggy as her outfit fluidly takes on new shapes while we look at women's clothing.

>> No.19989764

>>19989674
You might need to keep an electric toothbrush on hand for impromptu core stimulation when your dark slime starts getting a mischievous look about her.

>> No.19989773

>>19989731
Sandworms are so cute. There's nothing you could do to make me leave her mouth. I'd stay in there 24/7.

>> No.19989784

How about a cute retarded happy nice-body slime with googly eyes?

>> No.19989789

>>19989750
>>19989784
Simple slimes are adorable in their own right.
>>19989763
That sounds nice, but I wouldn't be able to help myself from finding the lingerie section and watching her smug levels grow

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I love basilisks!

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>>19989789

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>>19989793
Nice, that's actually the exact picture I was thinking of when typing that. Maidkini a best. Maid outfits and slime types just work.
>>19989753
That's how you end up with an affectionate, clingy Slime who's kisses get you drunk.

>> No.19989803

I still want a fairy companion who is into game development.
I mean even though it's difficult, it is technically fun to make a game right?

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>>19989790
>I want to look at Anon but I can't

>> No.19989806
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19989806

Make a wish.

>> No.19989811

>>19989806
Make MG real.

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>>19989597
It might be a bit unconfortable at first to sleep in the same bed with an undead cute on a cold autumn night, but it would be worth it.

>> No.19989824

>>19989802
As a bonus alcohol should lower her freezing point.

>> No.19989829

>>19989740
>be shota anon
>older monster wants to mess with you by milking you dry
>unfortunately, you just keep coming, no matter how many times she gets you off
>she even starts to get a little annoyed
>"J-just how long are you gonna keep coming, you little twerp?! Hurry up and run out already!"

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>>19989811
Machine guns are already real silly!

>> No.19989846

Which monster girl is most likely to help me figure out which handgun I should buy next?

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>>19989846

>> No.19989861

I want to give my Kobold waifu the best, happiest, kinkiest anniversary sex ever!

It's been three years as of today.

>> No.19989865

>>19989731
What do sandsorms do about collateral damage?
If they just swallow up a whole group of people? blindly?

>> No.19989881

>>19989861
Three years and you still won’t shut up.

>> No.19989883

>>19989865
She'll lay down and let them go I think. Unfortunately she can't do anything to the clothes her saliva dissolved so the group of people will be almost naked in the middle of the desert. Oppotunistic monstergirls will take them away.

>> No.19989885

>>19989861
Happy anniversary KDF.

>> No.19989887

>>19989861
I wanna watch you have sex with your waifu and daughteru.

>> No.19989889

>>19989861
You hanging yourself or calling her what she actually is for once?

>> No.19989890

>>19989865
Sandworms probably avoid crowded places because they're too noisy and confusing. It'd be a mildly humorous if one accidentally nabbed a girl because she 'walked like a man' though.

>> No.19989898

>>19989889
I love how much he triggers you anon.

>> No.19989907

>>19989861
That long already huh?

>> No.19989908

>>19989865
>>19989883
She probably tries to isolate them. If a group of travelers heard the ground rumbling, they're probably gonna scatter in different directions. But in the event that she gobbles up an entire group of people, she'd probably spit them back up near the ruins of an old desert kingdom for some mummies to take advantage of.

>> No.19989914

>>19989898
Dishonesty is the most disgusting quality a person can have.

>> No.19989916

>>19989914
You honestly think KDF is lying to you?

>> No.19989919

>>19989916
Calling her a kobold despite lacking 60% of a kobold's features is a lie.

>> No.19989931

>>19989824
Why would you want to freeze a slime? Cheap refrigeration?

>> No.19989932

>>19989919
Monster girls can polymorph dumbass.

>> No.19989933

I want to rape an angel and tell her to call me daddy.

>> No.19989935

>>19989919
You're silly.

>> No.19989937

>>19989919
Cant you at least get mad over the /mlp/ or diaper shit? That is the least of his annoyances.

>> No.19989941

>>19989937
Devil's advocate, but he doesn't really mention those here.

>> No.19989947

>>19988521
Loving your story, hope you don't give up down the ride like some anons do.

>> No.19989949
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19989949

We need more off-profile wocks.

>> No.19989955

>>19989941
Counterpoint, we cast aside other works with broad strokes for one-off displays of faggotry. Why not the same with individuals?

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>>19989932
You don't even need that, the profile is literally just an example.

>> No.19989957

>>19989933
Doing that in the MGQ universe will result in a Valkyrie raping you for 20000 years as punishment.

Dunno what its like if you say that in MGE.

>> No.19989958

>>19989932
Stop with this dumb faggot meme and realize that would make her a mary sue being the most proficient user of polymorph who never drops it. This also means she has to keep it up because he is so disgusted by her natural appearance and never wishes to see it.

>> No.19989959
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19989959

SNAKES

>> No.19989966

>>19989958
You're a huge fag, dude.

>> No.19989968

>>19989957
I-I want to rape an Angel?

>> No.19989969 [DELETED] 

>>19989966
The opinion of a dumb nigger has no value.

>> No.19989976

>>19989861
Happy anniversary !

>> No.19989978

if one house-sits for another, does their kiki come with them?

>> No.19989982

>>19989969
Then why do you keep bringing yours up?

>> No.19989985

>>19989978
>NTRing your house
How could you anon

>> No.19989986

>>19989949
What a cutie. Nav did some wonderful work with her.

>> No.19989988

>>19989978
If she did then who is watching your actual house? Another meido?

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>>19989958
Calling a girl a Mary Sue in a setting that actively encourages folks to personalize their waifu to a ridiculous degree is fucking retarded.

>> No.19989993

>>19989949
I agree but pink/red hair really does go better with chocolate skin.

>> No.19989996

>>19989949
Why is she dressed like a slut?

>> No.19990002

>>19989996
Says the newest visitor to wonderland, shortly before being raped.

>> No.19990007

>>19989852
But she'd just tell me to build another AR...

>> No.19990011

>>19989958
fuck off ace

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>>19989996

>> No.19990014

>>19990002
>We're all sluts here, Anon. You're a slut too; otherwise you wouldn't be here.

t. Mad Hatter

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>>19989949
We need more off-profile almost everything, mate.

>> No.19990022

>>19990014
Well then thank goodness I’m not there.

>> No.19990021

>>19990007
There are actually pistols based on the AR-15 platform.

>> No.19990028

>>19990016
>Wanting to encourage furfags

>> No.19990030

>>19989958
My waifu runs a dungeon, is a master sorceress, and would even polymorph into other species for me. She has plenty of cute flaws. How's that for a mary sue?

>> No.19990033

>>19990014
Isn't that the cheshire cat's line?

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>>19990028
What does that have to do with their post? Do you just really want to talk about furries or something?

>> No.19990037

>>19990028
???

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>>19990028
Shut up DonJuan098

>> No.19990043

>>19990016
>no gloomy undead imouto
I want to cheer her up everytime she doesn't think she's a very good little sister

>> No.19990049

>>19989947
Don't plan to. There's still a ton of things I want to write on the side and at least 5 more arcs to finish the main story.

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>>19990028
>

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>>19988451
The absolute unit that is Hitome.

>> No.19990065

>>19990030
>runs a dungeon
Now I'm imagining a monster using a dungeon like an elaborate dating service. She hires single girls to act as "monsters" in the dungeon, then adventures and heroes pay an entry fee to go in see how far they can get without being husbando'd.

>> No.19990067

>>19990039
Who?

>> No.19990069

>>19990021
Yeah, but they're not really pistols. More like "pistols" imo.

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>>19990016
>goat emblem is themed after a traditional whisp tailed bedsheet ghost
>those subtle skeletal details like the stray ribcage bits and spinal cord pattern below Tetri's exposed chest(?)
Goddammit KC, why did you have to give the Undead branch only a paragraphs worth of attention. I just want more incentive to brainstorm more cute outfits for Undead girls.

>> No.19990077

>>19990065
That sounds like your typical Echidna family business.

>> No.19990086

>>19990043
Is it insensitive to ask a undead loli how they died?

>> No.19990089

>>19990072
I thought it was odd of all factions this was the one depicted without goat skulls. Small sample size of course.

>> No.19990091

>>19989985
Someone needs to feed the cats at the other house and keep things in order.

>>19989988
it will be locked up and waiting.
I can't leave my meidos home alone now can I?

>> No.19990096

>>19988521
Great work

>> No.19990100

>>19990091
This would be a good opportunity for your meido to advertise her sister’s “service” to your friend

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>>19990067
Some spastic namefag from the previous thread who accused all monstergirl fans of being furries.

>> No.19990103

>>19990086
She might have a really childish view on what happened which might make it even more depressing to hear.

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>>19990089
They don't necessarily have goat theming.
Ropu's sabbath members can be seen wearing their sabbath's symbol, but it doesn't have the horns that the official symbol does.

>> No.19990112

>>19990100
But anon I'm watching my folks place.

>> No.19990117

>>19990109
Also I just noticed that you can see nipple bulges in her clothing.
Lewd bitches.

>> No.19990125

>>19990089
They do have goat skulls of the their own, even if it's just a spoopy ghost with goat horns.

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>> No.19990143

>hire a kiki to help out around the house
>"So I'll need the house cleaned."
>"I'll keep the place absolutely spotless."
>"It'd be helpful if you could cook, too."
>"I'm quite proficient in many types of cooking."
>"And I'll need help with the kids."
>"E-Eh? Master has children?"
>"Not yet, but I'll expect some from you as soon as possible."
>your kiki maid turns beet red

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>>19990143
She'd be very happy actually.

>> No.19990167
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>> No.19990179

>>19990072
That's the sabbath I would've been most interested in, too. Undead lolis in cute outfits and sexy underwear

>> No.19990186

I want to get chased around by a minotaur in her maze. The treasure is the key to her chastity belt. Everytime she catches me she just drags me back to the start. Somedays are easier than others.

>> No.19990195

>>19990186
But she’s a Minotaur, she would just rape you. The reward should be getting to dom her for once or something.

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Nobody can beat the fluff.

Not the fluff.

>> No.19990214

I could never hold hands with my waifu. How do you stop feeling dirty? Soap and showers do nothing.

>> No.19990216
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What have you learnt recently?

>> No.19990223

>>19990143
>Try to hire kiki
>Turns out it's a shog
>Complain that it's not fair
>Go to my room in a tantrum
>Forgot to make her leave
>She locks every one of my doors
>Ties me to the bed
>Now i'm forced to be her husband
IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS!

>> No.19990235

>>19990216
See >>19987548

>> No.19990239

I'd like to see a Chochin Obake that is like some sort of sexy, bombshell Dark Mage styled pyromancer.
Also a Mimic librarian who collects spell books and ancient texts.

>> No.19990252

>>19990216
That Monster Girls will never love me.

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>>19990252
Don't say such silly things.

>> No.19990268

>>19990216
I’ll probably be out of a job within a year along with everybody else where I work.

>> No.19990271

>>19990223
fag.

>> No.19990277

>>19990216
I learned that my local liquor store is already stocking egg nog.
Also learned about metal-insulator-semiconductor stuff.

>> No.19990278

>>19990216
The DOTR will never happen and i'll be stuck in a depressed rut for the rest of my life as a try finding people to bond with and failing horribly.

>> No.19990289

>>19990268
Well start looking then nigger.

>> No.19990291

>>19990216
That people apparently liked my drawings enough to post them

>> No.19990304

>>19990216
That the Western Rite Orthodox divine liturgy is the exact same as the Catholic Latin Mass Liturgy except no filioque.

>> No.19990311

I want a weeb Kiki that sings opening songs to herself while she works!

>> No.19990314

>>19990277

if I have to crunch fermi levels again it'll be too soon

>> No.19990317

>>19990266
What is that poster in the back taking about? Something about spade tail safety?

>> No.19990325
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Social gatherings with dudes and their monster wives could be fine.

>> No.19990330
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>>19990216
Blackjack card counters pay dearly and the house always wins

>> No.19990347 [SPOILER] 
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Dont open this you will be in for a shock

>> No.19990363

>>19990311
I swear, if I catch her singing 'Voices' from Macross Plus, I will dick her and marry her on the spot.

>> No.19990369

>>19990325
Still annoyed about OG saga
Decent amount of fun stuff but the game has more or less been buried

>> No.19990371

>>19990325
Well yeah. A bunch of happy people in love. Sounds super comfy. Seeing anon sitting in his big wives laps and then across a table a anon and his loli are getting plastered.

>> No.19990375

>>19990347
Is she wearing Rider's clothes?

>>19990363
Of course.
Granted, I wouldn't mind if she sang some Jam Project

>> No.19990376

>>19990216
Swordlim needs to chill.

>> No.19990382

>>19990325
Who's that under the table?

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>>19990375
Possibly.

>> No.19990388

>>19990385
She's got good taste in waifu clothes then.

>> No.19990400

Reminder that if she has 4 ears, she’s a THOT

>> No.19990415

>>19990400
leave.

>> No.19990438

>>19990347
I want to have a three-way with a raiju and a thunderbird.

>> No.19990452

>>19990438
You think they'd enjoy the alternating current?

>> No.19990467

>>19990452
I'd like to think they would prefer the work of Tesla

>> No.19990472

>>19990438
I’m going to show that Thunderbird a Chirp Voltage.

>> No.19990483

>>19989996
She wouldn't be a Wock if she didn't take pride in being the most lewd of any monster.

>> No.19990487

Is it wrong to sit next to your Valkyrie mentor while she sleeps and whisper dirty stuff in her ear so she thinks her god is speaking to her in her dreams, telling her to do lewd stuff to you?

>> No.19990492

>>19990487
It's only okay if you have a Cupid do it.

>> No.19990493

>>19990467
Who knows what would happen if you gave a horny raiju a tesla machine.

>> No.19990496

>>19990493
>not giving her Tesla's Tunguska event death ray

>> No.19990509

>>19990496
She'd ride you for a month

>> No.19990522
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Emo Papi.

>> No.19990524

>>19990483
Wocks are pure!

>> No.19990536
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>>19990524
Pure slut.

>> No.19990542
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>>19990522
I cannot imagine Papi as anything other than the cheerful birb brain

>> No.19990547

I’m cookin some thick pork chops. I wish I had a plump P’Orc to tease.

>> No.19990548

>>19990522
More like Perfection

>> No.19990549

>>19990536
Pink breath is underused. I'd like a face full of it after an elegant wock smokes a kiseru.

>> No.19990550

>>19990216
I shoot the g26 just as badly as i shot the g17 so I should stick with hammer fired handguns if possible.

>> No.19990567

>>19990542
I'd pickle her pee if you know what i mean. Wait no.

>> No.19990568
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>> No.19990572

>>19990567
Might want to pump a rum instead.

>> No.19990574

>>19990522
More like $5 back alley whore harpy.

>> No.19990575

>>19990536
I wish wockfag focused more in those lewd points of his waifu when getting art, I know in the end he does whatever he wants with his money but just doing pure shit feels out of character.

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>>19990216
Things are looking up for me

>> No.19990579

>>19990568
dangerous cunny

>> No.19990583

>>19990522
I like crows. Crows are intelligent and friendly.

>> No.19990587

>>19990547
Remember that you can measure the value of a P’Orc by how long her ass jiggles after you spank it.

>> No.19990597

Would you still love your paladin chan even after she becomes the very thing both actively fought for years?

>> No.19990598

Good night anons,
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that beast hunting is a good way to make money AND attract wives.
Just make sure to hunt responsibly with no more than 3 others at a time*

*Exceptions made for giant beasts

>> No.19990605

>>19990597
I will heal her with kisses and bubble bath massages.

>> No.19990610

>>19990578
>what did he mean by this?

>> No.19990611
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What is your favorite vanilla girl? For me its Werewolf, but that's cus I'm a Holofag.

>> No.19990614

Would you date a 1000 year old virgin?

>> No.19990618

>>19990605
What if she tries avoiding you for your own protection,she is now tainted and feels insecure around you anon

or worse,she cant handle the shame and asks you to end her before its too late

>> No.19990619

>>19990614
Only if she's a loli

>> No.19990623

>>19990611
What is "vanilla"?
>>19990614
Sure. I'd yawn and awkwardly place my arm around her shoulder.

>> No.19990632

>>19990614
i want a big 1000 years old dragon cake!

>> No.19990637

>>19990614
Gibs 1000 year old Hakutaku pls

>> No.19990640

>>19990618
Ah, I see, so that’s how it is.

I will heal her with kisses and bubble bath massages.

>> No.19990642

>>19990637
>Haku wanders into an archive to do research
>loses track of time
>comes out several centuries later
So much history and social changes to catch up on!

>> No.19990646

>>19990642
>Ah, Ah, Oh no... I left the coffee on...

>> No.19990648

>>19990611
Can't go wrong with any flavor of lamia.

>> No.19990654

>>19990567
I suppose if it’s acidic enough that you wouldn’t need to add vinegar, but I’d be extra wary of any sort of microbial growth.

>> No.19990657

>>19990614
Being alone is lonely, especially for that long. You'd have to ease her into it to make it seem like you weren't teasing or mocking her.

>> No.19990661

puppy lewds when?

>> No.19990664

>>19990657
>Not going straight into sexual bullying to awaken her to masochism

>> No.19990665

>>19990661
ask KDF

>> No.19990668

>>19990598
I knew we liked to shitpost about his stories, but isn’t that a bit much?

>> No.19990672

>>19990665
i meant the sabbath puppies.

>> No.19990677

>>19990611
Lamia is impossible to go wrong. Their body is made for loving you all over.

>> No.19990678

>>19990614
>Would you date a 1000 year old virgin?
Absolutely not. If she's a 1000 years old, I expect her to have been around town a few thousand times.

I've got two standards when it comes to waifus and virginity. She's either got to be a centuries-old whore or a pure-of-heart, young virgin, no middle ground. I prefer the latter, but it's gonna be balls to the wall extreme either way.

>> No.19990683

>>19990672
I want to feed them sticky white stuff

>> No.19990689

>>19990683
don't you dare

>> No.19990692

>>19990646
Wonder if Hakutaku sensei in her research uncovered how to make the perfect cup of coffee

>> No.19990707
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>>19990611
Can’t go wrong with large mice. Arguably better then both of their subraces and come with built in harem features.

>> No.19990709

>>19990689
I don’t know about him, but I’d love to non-lewdly make s’mores while camping with my Wendigo family.
>”Meat?”
>’No, they’re s’mores. They’re sweet!’
>”Sweet! Sweet! Sweet! awawawawawa!”

>> No.19990717

>>19990709
Wendigoes are too good for this world.

>> No.19990718

>>19990692
>in my centuries of study I have conclusively proven the following
>coffee tastes like shit, don't drink it

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>>19990683

>> No.19990723

>>19990709
>>19990717
>impromptu s'more barbecue with Wendis
Now where is LN when you need him...

>> No.19990727

>>19990709
>littlest daughter panicking as her marshmallow is on fire
>two middle children are eye-watering at a comically large smore with way too much chocolate in it
>oldest daughter is timidly nibbling here
>Papa and Mama are snuggling as she teasingly holds a marshmallow in her mouth for him to take with his own mouth
Camping night for family

>> No.19990728

>>19990611
slime

>> No.19990729

>>19990717
>>19990723
There’s got to be nothing comfier than holding your wife closely as a coat man and watching your Wendi children playing in the snow.

>> No.19990730

>>19990718
>introduce her to the wonders of cream, sugar and vanilla
>actually starts to enjoy it, to the abject horror of her fellow faculty
Anything to get her through those long marking sessions.

>> No.19990738

>>19990729
The tribe is strong, by your hand. It’s a proud moment for a wendipapa.

>> No.19990747

>>19990727
Just remember to teach little Wendi’s to blow on their marshmallows, don’t wave them around.

>> No.19990750

>>19990738
Is this is a Total War reference?

>> No.19990757

>>19990709
>Roast a hot dog over the fire
>”Meat Meat! Papa Meat!”
>Roast a marshmallow over the fire
>”Sweet sweet! Papa sweet!”
>Roast popcorn over the fire as your family looks at you puzzled
>grumble and scratch your coat
>”Uh... treat?”
>”...Treat! Treat! Papa treat!”

>> No.19990760

>>19990750
Nah, just the aesthetic of a rustic Wendigo family, which I imagine is very Native American in culture considering their origins.

>> No.19990762

Using echidna bellies as bongos

>> No.19990766

>>19990757
Even if they’re doing it because they know I think it’s cute, I couldn’t stand having such adorable daughters. I hope becoming a coatman means getting a stronger heart, otherwise mine would give out.

>> No.19990767

>>19990747
>Little Wendi is playing with her burning marshmallow on a stick, waving it around
>suddenly, a worried looking grizzly busts into the clearing, holding onto her hat
>”Be careful little girl! Only you can prevent forest fires!”
>Little Wendi panics from the responsibility for all the world’s forests suddenly thrust on her

>> No.19990773

>>19990766
You always have the ten backups if the first one gives out.

>> No.19990779

>>19990767
Oh no!

>> No.19990784

>>19990767
Smokey the grizzly needs a man. She’s so uptight about forest fires, always saying “Today is very high risk for fires!” even when it’s raining out.

>> No.19990787

>>19990762
>Nekomata daughter won’t stop drumming on her tummy

>> No.19990793

>>19990784
She had a very tragic childhood, so cut her some slack. I grew up near the forest in New Mexico where they discovered Smokey Bear

>> No.19990798

>>19990611
harpy. I just need an added bit of cheerfulness to my life and i know a harpy would.

>> No.19990818
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>> No.19990823

>>19990779
>You have the news on during dinner
>Smokey Wendi refusing to eat her carrots
>Suddenly breaking report of a wildfire in Lilimwood
>Littlest Wendi looks directly at her picky sister, then at her carrots, then back at the TV
>"Look at what you did"

>> No.19990827

>>19990818
For what purpose are you posting this?

>> No.19990828

>>19990787
The sisters will get revenge once they are out

>> No.19990829

>>19990611
Lamia.

Vanilla centaur, minotaur, and orc are top tier as well.

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>>19990611
Mermaid.

>> No.19990839

>>19990823
I honestly can’t imagine watching the news in a Wendi lifestyle. Maybe a newspaper, but it would be something comically disconnected. Perhaps a Coat World Gazette “All the News Wendis Could Care About”.
>The latest Coat fashion trends

>> No.19990840

>>19990611
Ditzy airheaded skimpy-dressed Holstaur with vanilla flavored milk.

>> No.19990846

>>19990611
Succubus. The first, the original, the one which every other monstergirl carries a piece of inside.

>> No.19990847

>>19990839
Wendigo Villages probably vastly range in technology level and civilization level. From crude wigwams around a standing stone on an icy plateau to an almost resort-quality hidden Christmas village.

>> No.19990854

>>19990823
>”Hmmm... I should tell her to not pick on her sister like that, but if it makes her eat her carrots...”
>your wife punches your arm with a grumpy face for weighing lifelong trauma versus proper diet

>> No.19990863

>>19990839
An intrepid Canadian Ratatoskr delivers a monthly newspaper to the village once a month in exchange for rare animal hide and Wendigo antler shavings

>> No.19990864

do you let your puppy eat at the table or put a dish on the floor?

>> No.19990867

>>19990818
I love Viccy!

>> No.19990869

>>19990847
Winter Town, Winter Village, Winter City, Winter Camp?

>> No.19990874

>>19990767
Is that Grizzly single? I want to marry her.

>> No.19990875

>>19990864
It depends on our sexual desires at the time.

>> No.19990877

>>19990875
it is true that you'll also have to let her drink from the tap.

>> No.19990882

>>19990877
Oh, absolutely.

>> No.19990886

>>19990874
Yes, but she takes her (self appointed) job of Park Ranger very seriously.

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>>19990846
Amen brother!

>> No.19990894

>>19990864
Kobolds come with their own dog bowl

>> No.19990907

>>19990892
Jesus, she’s thicker than a double-stuff snicker

>> No.19990916

>>19990892
Thicker than a cheese-stuffed crust.

>> No.19990919

>>19990864
By the time you've set up her food all nice and neat in her special dish, she's snuck behind you and gobbled up your food off of your plate. Don't let their wagging tails and puppy dog eyes fool you, kobolds are secretly as untamable as Hellhounds.

>> No.19990930

>>19990892
Thicker than a stack of Oreos

>> No.19990933

>>19990892
She’s thicker than a funnel cake at a county fair!

>> No.19990935

>>19990892
succ bigg

>> No.19990940

>>19990892
What word would be printed on this succ’s bootyshorts?

>> No.19990942

>>19990892
I would consider it my sacred duty to replicate such perfection with 12 or more children in order to share such a sensual blessing with the world.

>> No.19990944

>>19990894
but witches come with familiar friends!

>> No.19990948

>>19990886
That's okay, I'll help with the feral Wolf Girls! Stop them from bullying young tourist men!

>> No.19990950

>>19990892
Reminds me of the succubus from Soccer spirits, it was damn huge.

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So I heard you like big Succ.

>> No.19990965

>>19990956
you heard right but i want her to ride me reverse cowgirl so i can see her asshole.

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>>19990956
I want to woo a musclebus!

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>>19990709
o7

>> No.19990992

>>19990987
>bangs covering her eyes
D'aww.

>> No.19990995

>>19990987
Awesome.

>> No.19990997

>>19990983
>W-Why are you confessing to me you twerp?!

>> No.19991006

>>19990987
based snib

>> No.19991018

>>19990987
Snibbidy snab you gave me a heart attag

>> No.19991025

>>19990997
>"Because I love you and want to spend my life with you doing lovey-dovey thing and making babies."
>her friends are giggling and urging her to say yes
>you can't tell if her face is red from anger, embarrassment or both

>> No.19991049

>>19990987
You're a good man, Snib. And you make my heart smile.

>> No.19991063

>>19990892
I wanna hug that succ

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>>19990950
There we go.

>> No.19991071

>>19991065
I fail to see how that body would make her especially good at soccer.

>> No.19991076 [DELETED] 

What's your favorite position and also what is off limits because of your waife's anatomy?

>> No.19991081

>>19991076
>favorite position
Lotus. Always lotus.
>what is off limits
Probably anal, she's got a thick tail and wings. They'd get in the way.

>> No.19991082
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What's your favorite position and also what is off limits because of your wife's anatomy?

>> No.19991087

>>19991081
Not if she bends over far enough.

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>>19991065
Same Artist, Same game but an angel.

>>19991071
It just works. She was good in the past.

>> No.19991091

>>19991087
Meh, I can live without it.

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>>19991082
Every position, and with a Monkey Wife, the sky's the limit.

>> No.19991098

>>19991091
she can't

>> No.19991099

>>19991098
You don't know her!

>> No.19991102

>>19991096
I want to go for a walk only for a monkey to bully me till i find myself with a big ass swallowing my meat.

>> No.19991112

Should angels even have big tits?

>> No.19991119

>>19991112
Only the good ones.

>> No.19991129

>>19991082
Lotus, Cowgirl, Missionary. Doggy style would be harder because she has no hands to balance on.

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Impregnate?

>> No.19991146

>>19989618
They'll make you fuck their hats in the literal sense.

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>>19991132

>> No.19991175

I want to take lewd, humiliating pictures of my MG daughterus and post them on the internet!

>> No.19991188

>>19991175
we need more mg pics with them presenting their anus

>> No.19991200

Let's say a man from Earth were isekai'd to MGE by the Chief God and got appointed as the JRPG protagonist of the setting. He'd have many choices and be free to do as he please:
>Try to complete the main quest line by going to the Royal Makai and fighting the DL
>Complete side quests such as helping the Pharaoh or Apophis rule over the desert
>Help out NPCs by improving their life
>Team up with a monster girl to gain access to plenty more quests
However when you think about it a little more, the game is so rigged that he's sure to end up married to a monster girl pretty much no matter what. The Chief God should be ashamed of having created such a kusoge.

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>>19991112
Absolutely

>> No.19991235

>>19991200
Plot-twist: he's gay and ends up Alping. The next hero to be summoned will then be stalked by the Fallen Hero.

>> No.19991241

>>19991200
Not really
all he has to do is train his eyes out and then get to the point he can get to royal makai unfucked so he can tell the demonlord to chill at bit and some of her aggressive daughters to knock some shit off

>> No.19991263

>>19991235
Fuck off.

>> No.19991267

>>19991082
Favorite position is either doggy-style with me holding her arms and using them to help me pound her harder or Amazon position. No regular positions she can’t perforn, though nothing exotic like coiling up like a lamia either.

>> No.19991297

>>19991263
Alps are canon, bro. Alps are canon.

>> No.19991304

>>19991200
I mean, if you are on a quest given to you by a chief god, I'm expecting somekind of backup
like a Valkyrie or something

>> No.19991306

>>19991297
Don't care. They don't belong here.

>> No.19991307

>>19991304
What about the ridiculous OP boosts 90% of isekai heroes get?
What about some of that?

>> No.19991318

>>19991307
So what would you want?
Magic sword?
Saitama strength?
Immunity to DE?
The intellect of meme batman?

>> No.19991325

>>19991318
>Immunity to DE
So his superpower is to be only moderately attracted to girls he likes and to be cuckable?

>> No.19991335

>>19991318
>meme batman?
As a "get out of every problem 100% okay" thing batman is old and busted.

>> No.19991346

>>19991325
If he has a god given mission romance would not be his concern.

>> No.19991369

>>19991306
They do and always have, your majesty.

>> No.19991377

>>19991112
All girls should.
>>19991132
Yes 100%.

>> No.19991384

>>19991235
That's the worst possible scenario and if it happened the Chief God would be truly incompetent
>Send legendary hero to defeat the DL
>He marries her and immensely grows her power
>Send isekai'd hero to defeat the DL and her husband
>He Alps and become an overpowered midboss who'll game over the next hero

>> No.19991387

>>19991369
No, they haven't. Alps and Alpfaggots always got run out when they pushed their degeneracy here.

>> No.19991394

>>19991387
Just like we pushed out the daughter dickers? The ones who are still here?

>> No.19991400

>>19991387
Which timeline are you from? Is Kanye president there?

>> No.19991406

>>19991400
>>19991394
Alpfaggotry has never been welcomed.

>> No.19991415

>>19991406
Just because it’s not welcome doesn’t mean they still don’t post here constantly. They haven’t been ‘run out’ anywhere.

>> No.19991427

>>19991241
Do you know the battles in JRPGs where you're supposed to lose and even if you somehow win you still get the cutscene where you lost? That's what fighting the DL is.
At best such a hero might be able to spank the extremism out of a Lilim or two but even then he'd end up marrying them.

>>19991304
>>19991307
>>19991318
What about a completely overpowered isekai hero but who is also your typical perverted teenager? His Valkyrie would have an hard time getting him not to sell his Worldslayer sword in exchange for a harem of monster girl slaves.

>> No.19991432

>>19991406
Yeah but seriously though, you're not in charge here.

>> No.19991438
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GEMS!
I would like to see wurm selling gems and crystals

>> No.19991441

>>19991438
>Wurm chases down ice cream truck
>pays for her Popsicle with a handful of rubies
What a big spender!

>> No.19991447

>>19991438
>She has no clue about supply or demand
>She bases her price solely on how hard they're to get
>Cobblestone costs millions
>Diamonds cost pennies

>> No.19991448

>>19991432
Fuck off Alpfag.

>> No.19991449

>>19991427
>Hero has won his first battle in mgeland! A pair of large mice rogues with their clothes in tatters lay in front of him.
>Valk pumps her fists as she sees her hero raise his sword to put down the two vermin before him-
>Only to sheathe it on his back as he kneels in front of them, unzipping his trousers in the process.
>”Hey Valk! This is one of those eroge games where you still get sex scenes if you win fights right? Mind giving me a few hours alone with these two?”

>> No.19991462

>>19991449
The moment that valk turns dark he's going to be crippeld for a month

>> No.19991493

>>19991447
If she's not careful, an unscrupulous Tanuki will take advantage of her!

>> No.19991507

>>19991449
>They're walking next to a monster girl farm
>He spots it and immediately gets a focused look on his face
>He stride towards them with a sheer determination
>Valkyrie thinks he's finally about to purge his first monster
>He instead begins to molest a Holst

>> No.19991528

>>19991462
What would drive her to darkness

>> No.19991559

>>19991528
If she cockblocks him then he'll have her take responsibility. Seems like a quick way to corrupt.

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>>19991448
Now I'm not a fan of the things myself but you make me want to post Alps.

>> No.19991565

>>19991528
Jealousy + if he woun't be a good hero, he will be a great MAN!

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