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Maids are olev

Hello hi, finished a story for a contest.

Prey and Predator
https://pastebin.com/Gv7VgHxx
Tags: Rat girl, Shoggoth, No Smut, Action
Synopsis: A pack of rat girls face an invasion of their burrow, though by predators they had never seen before. One of them sets out to figure out the source, but comes to find more than what she bargained for.

Since it got noticed earlier, I might as well post it. I did a Bowsette story also involving zero point five A-presses and QPU misalignment shenanigans.
https://pastebin.com/J6WqMm7K

>>19977740

>>19977748
Damn it! How many times I have to tell you? Dont wake me up before 1 pm!

>>19977743
>also involving zero point five A-presses and QPU misalignment shenanigans

The absolute madman

I'm gonna ask the new student out!

>>19977768
good morning

Which monster girl would listen to folk metal?

>>19977773
Let's play!

a friend just called me a spiclim.
whats up with that?

Fairies are for double penetration, I'm not sharing her.

>>19977726
I'll see what I can do. Right now it seems like the addy is wearing off and I'm starting to crash. It'll hopefully be done by either sunday night or monday night at the latest and granted I'll probably miss that mark due to work exhaustion maybe next sunday night at the absolute latest.

>>19977726
Have we ever actually heard anything about her?

>>19977792
Sounds good writeanon cant wait.

>>19977782
>Folk metal

Wat?

>>19977768
But it’s always before 1pm!

>>19977786
Latenight you madman

>>19977797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9iC4PF1rM

Its a real genre anon.

>>19977796
Speaking of which, given how my father was super dramatic when he chose my name and I was his firstborn. What's a good over the top name for the first-born lilim?

I wanna make it memey and name her Lilly or Lillian but I wanna know if anybody else knows an ultra-uppity name like Illassa or Druella.

>>19977789
You’re probably a spiclim

>>19977775
>Popular cool types are my thing.... but I dont want to reject you. How about a challenge? If you can find the key to my tail lock in 5 hours, consider yourself married.

>>19977786
I mean, I wrote a booette in as well.

>>19977814
Good shit. Looks like I have a new band to get into. I'd say a Titania cus it's got that odd fantasy vibe to it.

>>19977823
I always knew learning lockpicking would get me in with the ladies.

>>19977782
The answer is plain as day.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please prepare for the cooler weather.
The beach girls are throwing on sweaters and comfort food is going to be the name of the game.

>>19977830

you should have done an Angry Sun

>fuck me, i can hear the music

>>19977796
>Have we ever actually heard anything about her?

No. She never gets brought up in this thread either. I have only done it once before. I also like to think she is mostly behind the strategy that deals with the "short" term problems(like maybe encouraging Druella in taking Lescatie) while the DL herself focus mostly on very long term problems like the son issue. Smart big sister!

>>19977792
Cool

Name 2 monster girls who are willing to share (You)

>>19977820
Eve

Horse. Pussy.

Which species would destroy a city (but not hurt anyone) in a romantic display to try and win over a man?

>>19977820
Eve or Magdalene

>>19977855
Vampire and Kumiho

Pretty sure most of this is illegal.

>>19977855
Smoke Hobo and Harem Horse

>>19977855

>>19977855
My waifu and my daughteru.

>>19977864

>>19977855
Shirokuto and kuro

>>19977855
Jinko and Cheshire.

>>19977855
My wife and her sister

>>19977855
Shog and kiki I guess

>>19977885
>my daughteru.
But that's like having sex with a toddler sort of bad.

>>19977855
Twin Holstaur shortstacks!

>>19977700
I'm probably not gonna be taking writing commissions anymore after I finish the ones I have.
>>19977713
By the way you're rude af

I wanna watch her lay an egg!

>>19977906
It's you know who silly fish.

>>19977906
But I'd do that with her too though.

>>19977864
Dragon Zombie.

>Propose to Dragon Queen
>Okay, but you will have to prove your worth by pleasing all of my guards and then me.

>>19977850
Awesome!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSpm2D15vlU

>>19977855
My dark elf mistress and my dark elf mistress

>>19977855
Anubis and Salamander
>>19977910
Sorry, don't be mad senpai.

>>19977926
>Using her death breath, she accidentally turns an entire city into undead
>Really, she was just upset and crying that she couldn’t find her husband.

Is it rude to go to sports centers in monster territory just to watch?

>>19977855

sharing is overrated
>hostile rivalry initiated

>>19977860
Horse butt is good for casually using as a cushion or pillow.

>Propose to Dragon Queen
>Okay, but you will have to prove your worth by pleasing all of my guards and then me.

>>19977950
Just make sure to abide by the single vs couples policy. Don’t perv on couples and don’t be a tease in the singles area.

>>19977814
Love how he managed to make both foxes perfect, but for different reasons.

>>19977823
Buy a pair of bolt cutters and forcefully take her on top of a desk. She'll love it.

>>19977967
Those are her kids though

What kind of underwear does your waifu wear? Frilly? Lacy? Whiteys?

Cool it with the peach images, for fucks sake
It's getting to be spam-tier

>>19977945
>Cant find husband
>There are some places I know where he could be, it has only been 5 minutes, and there are like 1% chances of Order Knights being around here
>Oh what the hell. I will just monsterize the entire city to be sure.

>>19977976
You have to fuck her guards unconscious first.

>>19977986
Better safe than sorry!

>>19977983
Usually just fairly modest plain white panties, but she also has a large collection of latex underwear too.

>>19977983
Normal ones she can get for cheap.

>>19977986
They’re adorable dumdums anon. It’s more like
>”I can’t find hubby!”
>”I’ve looked everywhere and can’t find him!”
>”This huge crowd is scary!”
>”Why can’t I find him?”
>”Hubby!”
>”WRAAAAHHHHHHH!”

>>19978006
Okay I personally like latex catsuits, they're hot. But latex underwear just seems super uncomfortable.

>>19977950
>Tanlines
>Sweat drops rolling across the skin
H-help

>>19977984
You are completely right, lets post Ghost instead.

>>19977967
>>19977934
Ayy!

>>19978025
Actually, no, keep it up. Then hopefully it'll get a stigma like mermaid images.

>>19978016
Whats more stupid. Bullying a Hellhound or Dragon Zombie husband?

>>19977983
She mostly wears Lacy! Though at this point I wouldn't even call it underwear now, it's just what she wears.

>>19978017
It's really just the same concept anon, though the more modest it is the more comfortable it'll be. The scanty stuff with just ride up and get twisted all the time, not fun at all. Having it fit regardless is far more important though,

>>19978025
You know with all this -ette memeing, I'm surprised Bow from Paper Mario hasn't been done yet. She totally deserves the royal treatment. Where's my OHOHOHOHOHOing princess ghost with twintails?

>>19977983
none!

>>19978032
That was one retarded autist, this is a major internet-wide meme.

Okay I completely take back what I said. Seeing this bear in lounge wear has renewed my faith in grizzlys. Now I just want to cuddle a neet grizzly.

>>19978061
It's still being over-posted to the point of being almost intentionally obnoxious.

>>19978032
not happening unless the people getting upset have autism.

>>19978074
The sheer saturation will permeate most places. You just got to ride it out.

>>19978074
Apples and oranges anon.

>>19978085
You're right
It's a fad and fads die. You don't see other fad fetishes posted anymore. I just have to bunker down and wait it out.

>>19978070
Barb-tan is a lazy Bear!

>>19978078
Fuck off you spamming faggot.

>>19978070
The only acceptable furry is the one where all of the important parts are still human. Like this one.

>>19978095
Fuck off you rage spamming faggot.

>>19978096
so centaurs are too furry to be allowed on this board?

>>19978096
Fuck off
It's not furry

>>19977991
And a trip to the toy store first. Got it.

>>19978112
Yiff in hell, furry.

All I want to do is pat monster girls on the head. I don't even care about the sex.

>>19978111
>>19978096
Yeah, what satyros and wan wan? Don't be a bully just because you don't want to feel those soft fuzzy legs lock you inside!

>>19978096
>>19978111
>>19978112
>>19978114
Reminder.

>>19978128
Furry. Yiff in hell.

>19978114
Man this is some next level bait for a 3rd grader.

>>19978130

>>19978134
Yeah this is 100% illegal and furry.

>>19978124
Cute

>>19978124
Eat shit ace.

>>19978140
No one thinks that you're funny

>>19978140
You still have your name on, shitposter-kun.

>>19978124
>>19978142
Fuck off Ace.

I'm serious, I might commission something. This is just adorable. Once you get passed that dumb sweater on the profile pic these girls look way too cuddly.

>>19978150
Yeah, it's called not hiding being anonymous. Try growing up.

Why are you guys still replying this moron? Just ignore him and he'll shut up.

>>19978161
You might want to talk to barb if you want to commission his oc from other artists. I know some people don't like their OCs getting used/comm'd without their permission.

>>19978161
That bear gets special treatment so of course she is a babe.

>>19978152
Dude, fuck ace. I just wanna pat lolis on the head. Nothing wrong with that.

>>19978114
Eat shit namefag.

>>19978169
I never said I wanted to commission specifically this bear, I'm just saying my eyes have been opened.

>>19978177
Still too scared to show yourself, furry?

>>19978168
>ignore the hundreds of rats in your basement

>>19978178
Oh ok. Well good luck anon, bears are pretty cute!

>>19978184
Yes. Ignoring is the second step in a two-step process of which I shouldn't have to tell you what the first step is.

>19978181
Why don't you go back to your humangirls?

>>19978184
>Hundreds of rats in your basement
>All of them trying to ask you out on dates, asking to help with their homework, and wondering if you'll walk them to school so they can show you off to all their classmates.

>19978164
Enjoy getting doxxed and SWATted.

>>19978196
Go back to 9gag, furry. You can't even figure out how to reply right.

>>19978191
How can they fit down there? Did they dig underground and build a small town under my house?

>>19978202
Go back to your boring humangirls, faggot.

>>19978206
It must be the palmtop sized rats

>>19978208
What if I like both

>>19978208
Come out of the closet, furry. Maybe your parents won't disown you.

>>19978206
Yeah! They've got an entirely self-sustainable city right below your house! With a shrine dedicated to you and everything!

>>19978210
No.

>>19978215
Does this look like a fucking furry to you?

>>19978186
That being said Barb's bear is still super cute and I'm definitely not gonna ignore the idea of a bondage-inclined teddy bear to cradle at night and fall asleep on the couch. This is just so unfair!

>>19978223
Furry, scalie, whatever. Yiff in hell.

>>19978216
That sounds pretty god damn weird, anon. Sounds like they're one step away from setting up a tv channel dedicated to what I do.

>>19978227
Seriously, why the fuck are you even here if you can't tell the difference between monster girls and furries?

>>19978233
He's baiting you you big dummy.

>>19978230
A TV Channel? Now That's silly. You've got three! One of them is dedicated entirely to your sleeping face and watching you jerk it.

>>19978233
Have you tried looking up the name to find he's shitposting elsewhere as well?

He is shitposting in other /jp/ threads too it seems

>>19978233
Lol next you're gonna say it's ok if you fuck a dog. Disgusting furry. Fuck off.

>>19978233
Oi Bugger, quit with the feedin of the trollies! They're like cats if you feed them once they keep coming back!

On that note, it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation. No doubt these autists are the same person.

>>19978206
I was just playing a stealth game about a goblin, and it made me realize there's a lot of places something small can hide. Think about how many tight places around your house a monster girl could be watching you from.

I come back here for a break from our Lady Bowsette and find you feeding trolls and responding to Tripfags?

For shame!

Now hit me up with some fluffy tails.

>>19978245
Yup, 100% okay.

>>19978236
I don't see going down there and talking to them would fix anything, right? That'd probably just end up like a man becoming a Khepri king.

>>19978250
>it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation
Oh don't tell me you're that fucking faggot who thinks anyone who says "fuck off" is the same person.

>>19978253
I dont have fluffy tails. Is Baka Dragon okay?

>>19978258
I have half a mind to report you to the RCMP, furry.

>>19978093
>Virgin Killer Sweater
>Neko Bra and Panties
>Heart Nipple
What were some other notable memes?

>>19978250
>On that note, it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation. No doubt these autists are the same person.
No anon, this guy just isn't worth it.

>>19978262
It would certainly fix the lives of all the lonely rats down there who wish they could spend some time with you! Besides, do you not like the idea of being literally swarmed by rodents all begging you to turn them into your concubines?

>>19978268
>Yandere Sim

>>19978274
I see. I'm sorry for mistaking you for him. I guess you still have some sanity left to speak of.

>>19978264
No, but there's only one moron that keeps going off on autism-fueled arguments with obvious trolls, and he always does it the same way.

>>19978235
does namefagging count as signature use?

Oh so now he's pretending to be a Leaf.

>>19978251
like the sink drain.

>>19978287
I'd say so. I'm more inclined to say low quality or spam.

>>19978251
Shard's of darkness or master of shadows? I've been meaning to play that but my laptop can't handle it.

>>19978276
Well it sounds cute. But unless they have some items it sounds like it could be a long and exhausting ordeal.

>>19978288
Just ignore him m8.

All your attention should be on your mistress!

>>19978295
>>19978287
Still afraid to take off the anonymous tag? Fur trash.

>>19978280
"Anon where is your homework?"

>>19978191
But I dont have a basement

https://pastebin.com/TQtpsBM1

I don't know if anyone is still waiting for this, but I finally finished translating the short story from the end of MGE World Guide II.
I figured I'd post it here since that's what I did with the previous parts.

>>19978290
I appreciate a slime wife that oozes out of the tap when it's bathtime.

>>19978312
You really should delete that image though.

>>19978299
Master of Shadows. It's pretty fun. I can't remember the last stealth game I played where you can't just go terminator when you get caught.

>>19978312
>visible nip
THE JANNYS ARE COMING
EVERYBODY SCATTER

>>19978311
I would say they’re in your attic, but that’s even more terrifying.

>>19978318
>>19978322
Shit. I posted the inside cover by mistake. Thanks for pointing that out.

>>19978322
I hope they're already here.

>>19978304
>So, your mother, how is she?
>She's kidnapped my boyfriend.
>Ah yes, that sounds like her. No respect for men.

Imagine taking your monster girl family to the zoo. Do you think she would enjoy seeing species she’s based on?

>>19978345
>She looks at you smugly while you're looking at apes

>>19978349
Turnabout is fair play, after all.

>>19978341
Yeah that sounds like how it would go.

>lilim or some monster girl offering other monster girls consultation
>You are one of the chairs in the consulting room

Good night bandits, may you raid the pussy cave in your dreams.

>>19978365
>”A good marriage is all about being supportive. You really need to be able to count on and trust your husband”
>Her husband coughs from beneath the table
>”Shut up stool! Oh! Right! Communication is key too.”

>>19978345
sadly mine doesn't have one of those.

>>19978345
They're super cute and she's already known to hang out with their animal forms, so yes.

>>19978380
That would be nice. Hopefully I won't give out in the middle of a session

>>19978401
Well maybe you could make fun of the other species then.
>”Is that Charon from accounting?”

>>19978418
Personally, that kinda like a very BAD END, but you do you.

>>19978403
Who do I get the impression this Tanuki is addicted to several substances, beyon her husband’s cum?

>>19978420
Well, it would embarrass the wife

Quick question, the tentacle forest is in wonderland right?

>>19978436
No.

>>19978428
She is, sort of.
The smoke is a dominance move though.
It's disruptive to illusions and transformations so against lesser youkai it's a form of true seeing, and in turn she crafts her own illusions out of it.

>>19978442
Smoking is very bad for you okay?

>>19978442
Why would she need to use illusions on her husband?

>>19978448
Bedroom play.

>>19978448
The better question is "Why wouldn't she use illusions on her husband?"
Unlimited cosplay. Interesting household. Living music videos.

I want to get my Kiki daughteru all hopped up on aphrodisiacs and then play with her nipples for hours on end!

>>19978454
Like what? I have a very weak imagination

>>19978437
ah my mistake. Thanks.

>>19978473
Bondage setups. Cosplay. Changing her appearance or bodytype at will if you want some thicker thighs or start lusting for the girl across the street.
Darkening your house and playing out scenes from the horror movie that left you uneasy last month.
Pretending to have a throne room.
Generating a "harem" out of thin air.
Illusory reality is like virtual reality but better.

>>19978495
>Darkening your house and playing out scenes from the horror movie that left you uneasy last month.
She better fucking not.

>>19978442
Why are inari the natural enemy of the danuki?

>>19978501
>You'll never get kidnapped by a snek only to shortly get kidnapped again by her mother

>>19978501
It's the same rivalry between women with three tits and those strange women that go for the super boob. Only instead of breasts it's tails. It's hard to imagine that foxes wouldn't be jealous of a tanuki's naturally fluffier tail. You know what they say, in a fight of quality versus quantity, quality will win every time.

>>19978517
Silly anon. You can't get away that easily.

>You'll never get kidnapped by a snek and shortly get kidnapped again by her mother

>>19978501
They are predators competing for the same prey.

>>19978522
>quantity, quality
It's a crying shame, really, because tanuki have neither.

>>19978501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u18nuIS99Og
Because they're so similar yet different.
In terms of real world species, they're basically both foxes, with tanuki being the more basal species that manages to survive via prolific breeding despite being slower.
The mythology is sort of similar. They get paired as rivals very often, with the idea that foxes are stronger but tanuki are more clever.
"When the fox has seven transformations, the tanuki has eight" is one of the related phrases.
The folkloric figure that Mamizou is based on was known to assassinate foxes, by doing stuff like convincing them to transform into shoes and subsequently dropping them in the sea halfway to Sado island (20 miles offshore)

>>19978529
Is she going to see if you are the right man for her daughter or something?

>>19978535
Squirrels are cheating with their 50% body mass tails, but Tanuki deal in quality fur themselves.

>>19978501
>the Jew fears the samurai

post Big

>>19978445
Would shog put a stop to my occasional cigar?

>>19978674
She would just replace it with a shog version

>>19978680
I would love to inhale my wife.

Can fairies do anything other than being a makeshift less superior onaholes?

>>19978658
How big are we talking?

>>19978694
no

>>19978694
>less superior, you mean inferior?

>>19978712
Also, how dare you insult the versatility of faeries? They can do lots of things like whisper sweet nothings in your ears when you feel down. Give you tiny kisses on your cheeks. Sit in your shirt pocket and make innocent jokes while you work.

Faeries are good for lots of things!

>>19978698
BiggER

>>19978747
>less superior, you mean inferior?
Close enough.

>>19978751
Bad place for a talisman. Like pulling a bandage off of body hair.

>>19978767
They're pretty much just wet paper there.

Hey here's a question. Aside from sea girls, which monster would make the best pirate?

>>19978747
these are cute things that faries can do but i want to hold them

>>19978789

>>19978789
Maybe lizardgirls.

Royal mamono navy>pirates

Are there any dissident factions within the DL's realm?

>>19978849
Only in the sense they don't think she's lewd or aggressive enough, despite the presence of the radical faction.

>>19978751
BIGGER

>>19978890
Careful, you're approaching the fluff criticality limit there.

>>19978890
UNNNNNN smoler

>>19978817
Oh wait, that raises a completely unrelated and slightly more serious questions
Can the monsters with long snake like bodies use them to easily travel through water? I know the eel can, and a bunyip as well, but do you think it'd be safe to say most snake type monsters inherent the sea snake traits and know how to swim like that or would it have to be taught?

>>19978920
I'd personally refer to the gym chapter of EMG for that. Granted since they are reptiles the temperature of the water would likely cause problems.

>>19978910

>>19978920
You don't need to be a sea snake to swim. Hell, sea snakes have actual paddle tails. A regular old garden snake can swim. And plenty of freshwater fishing snakes like cottonmouths swim just fine with regular bodies. Most nontropical water snakes are short and fat comparatively for extra muscle mass and to maintain heat.

>>19978849
It depends on what you mean with dissident. They all owe her a lot so they don't want to go against her in that sense.

>>19978799
Or just fug.

>>19978953
but cuddling is important

>>19978959
Cuddling while fug?
How does that even work?

>>19978967
You cuddle her with your fingers.

>>19978967
Lotus position

>>19978967
>>19979006
That or just have her on top as she lays her chest on yours and goes real slow.

>>19979022
That's a really tall fairy.

>>19979030
i thought he meant in general

>TFW you'll never outplay an increasingly pissed off MG who starts PMing you rape threats

>>19978312
>>19978322
>>19978335
Could somebody reupload it to imgur or something?

>>19979071
i want to shove an mg full of toys

>>19979071
>TFW you'll never outplay her in her own rape attempt.

>>19978312
Thanks man, gotta value the work you do

>>19979071
I want them to not only be threats. Might be hard to find out where I live. Rape finds a way I guess.

>>19979071
>Very elegant and well mannered priestess fox is gifted a computer and internet
>At first she only ever used it to look at her shrine's ratings
>But quickly she began to use it to pass time while waiting for visitors
>Eventually she got into fighting games
>She got increasingly angrier with each laggy game, games against top tier characters and games where she got cheese'd
>Within a month she had completely lost well good manners
>She now talks trash during and after each match
>One day she faced against Anon, who not only played a top tier but also cheese'd her and used a lag switch
>That's when she blew up and PM'd him so many rape threats that she got automatically banned
>A few days later Anon went missing

>>19979113
Salty monster girls sound like a fun time in bed.

>>19979113
Do monsters even bother investigating missing persons cases, or do they just wait for the marriage certificate to come in?

>>19979071
>Wow, nice build loser. Can't wait until they patch it out.
>Look Mom, I'm using exploits! I'm so epic!!!1! Fuck off.
>You might be tough online, but you're just a weak little cuntlicker irl.
>I'm going to rape you. I'll track you down, throw you to to floor, and violate every inch of you until you learn some fucking manners, you slut.

>>19979123
Is it better if they're still sound enough to make snarky remarks or if she's so salty that all she can do is rape you?

>>19979142
If he isn't home by midnight then they start celebrating the wedding already.

>>19979149
i want to marry a fox like that

>>19979172
I wouldn't. She sounds like the type who'd learn and practice hip movements for hours just so she can make you cum repeatedly and humiliate you.

>>19979187
i want her to teach me a lesson for the rest of my life!

>>19978312
Great news, I had almost given hope on it.
Now I understand why KC included this in the guidebook, it's a nice showcase of life with monster girls.

What would be most distracting at the beach in a green demon realm: the lolis running around and asking you to play or the CC wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything?

>>19979089
>Home Alone, but with sex toys

>>19979234
the lolis

>>19979296
But would you play with them?

>>19979234
Fluffy tail, always the fluffy tails.

>>19979236
>"Ehehe... Come down here little boy. Let 'Big Sis' show you something..."
>'No way you old hag!'
>"Why you rude little sho-"
>A Comically over-sized dildo is cut loose and slams into her mouth with great force, going right down her throat.

>>19979355
>All these sluts relaxing at the beach with their fluff in open view
I'm glad mofu molesting is not a crime. I wouldn't be able to resist a fox laying on her stomach with her tail swaying back and forth.

>>19979359
Gonna sell the part where she gets stuck on a one bar prison to the squirrel porn network.

>>19977855
None, because no one would even want me.

>>19979071
>>19979113
I want to keep cheesing an MG with the most OP race in the game, while hiding behind cyber security measures so secure she'll never find me

>>19979234
>>19979296
>>19979320
The lolis wearing lewd micro bikinis

>>19979320
puppy witches are always for happy funtime

>>19977855
>With you joining so late into the semester, you're lucky we found housing for you at all.
>You're going to have to share with a pretty rowdy trio, but fortunately you'll know them from your courses.
>You'll be rooming with your economics, math, and history professors. Is that acceptable?

>>19978312
>OtherSideofSky is back.
Nice. Thanks for finishing the translation dude.

>>19979398
How could one be so negative?

>>19979528
Not enough flaying.

I want to sleep with a dormouse

>>19978312
Thanks a ton, I was talking to someone the other day and saying I hoped you didn't get isekai'd.
The wait was worth it though.

do ghosts have buttholes?

>>19979574
I want to humiliate a ghost and find out

>>19979586

>>19979601
Cute embarrassed ghost. I want to look up her dress

Prisons in MGE would be kind of interesting. Normal prisons anyway, not that hell prison. Since every man that's in a normal prison would be still considered to be remediable.
So it would be more of a rehabilitation center than a prison. I bet they even have a system or something where you can get a monster girl "guardian" so you'll be let out earlier.
Some men would be given strong monsters that can keep an eye on them and make sure they don't do anything bad.
Some would be given monster girls that can help them set their lives strait.
Some would need something like a kiki to keep their house and health from falling apart.
Some would need a cute innocent loli or something to give them a goal in life
And other would just need someone that's a good influence on them.
And then people who commit tax fraud or something would be given a tanuki.

I don't know why, but MGE prisons for men sounds like of nice.

>>19979663
Not again anon, please.

>>19979681
Oh? People have talked about this before?
And judging from your post, it didn't end well.

>>19979687
It was such a big deal that I honestly can't believe you when you say you don't know what Im referencing.

>>19979697
I've either forgotten or suppressed it.
I trend to not remember any shitstorms at all. That, and I tend to leave the thread when it happens and come back a few hours later.

>>19979234
>What would be most distracting at the beach in a green demon realm: the lolis running around and asking you to play or the CC wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything?
The lolis wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything running around and asking you to play.

>>19979712
It's just shit from a week ago when that one guy tried to get others riled up with info that was never clarified back from years ago.
Nothing new, in other words.

>>19979752
>Go to the beach on a day off from work, try to relax and unwind.
>See a pack of 20 rats in loosely fitting bikinis chasing after some goon on the beach, trying to taste his 'cheese'
>A little fox is dry-humping someone trying to buy some ice-cream, all of her tails convulsing every time she holds herself against his leg.
>A miniature flowkelp has tangled herself around someone crawling towards the water, peppering his back and neck with kisses
>A teenage Houri is french kissing her boyfriend as a cupid fondles his crotch through his swim-trunks
>Maybe Coming here wasn't too good of a-
>Suddenly something soft presses against each of your legs. Two little holsts with string-bikinis that don't fully cover their nipples look up to you with desperation in their eyes. Both of them holding a leg tight as they can.
>"Mister...our boobs hurt! They feel swollen and looking at you makes our tummies feel funny! Do you think you can help us feel better?"
>"Please?"

>>19979809
I'm gonna give those little cows all of their firsts today.

>>19979411
>>19979752
Sabbath beach?

>>19979809
Loli cows need daily gentle milking, it's best to use your mouth only. Teeth are allowed if they've been misbehaving.

>>19979834
>Sabbath beach?
No, just normal monster fashion sense.

>>19979822
They'll certainly have a story or two to tell once monday hits. They'll be the envy of all their classmates! Don't go too hard on them though, get them pregnant and they might not be able to stay in school much longer! Not that they'd mind dropping out and moving in with you. Getting to spend more time with their new 'hubby-wubby' would be nothing but a blessing to them!

>>19979834
Agreed! But it would also be fun to roughly milk them until they are both panting ahegao-ing messes who've become addicted to getting milked silly as foreplay!

>>19979809
Lolis and tiny bikinis go great together

Is it wrong to want a loyal, knightly monster girl that's secretly lewd?
Very, very lewd?

>>19979889
Aren't they all though?

>>19979906
Like.
REALLY lewd.

The kind that starts to get off just by listing what could be done to her by you.

>>19977911
>Bowsette
>her
>mfw

>>19977786
damn this shit has gotten everwhere
not that im complaining

>>19977830
>>19977786
Cute ghosts!

>>19978190
>leaves one Greater-than sign off the pointer
It sure feels good to be a gangsta!

>>19979934
>off-topic reaction image
You sure showed him.

>>19979875
While I wouldn't necissarily be intending to get them pregnant, it's not like I'm gonna pull out or use any kind of protection, I'll show them both how good it feels to be an adult and get them on the fast track to breasts I can sleep on. Anything that happens a long the way is just added fun, naturally I'll be sure to take responsibility, I mean how could I not after all the lewd things I will do to them.

when I first heard about the Bowsette thing I assumed it was a furry thing.
I'm getting to old to follow all these fads...

>>19979920
What kind of MonKnight?

>>19979934
>>19979939
>>19979943
>>19979967
Fuck off

>>19979968
Currently I'm feeling an Ochi or centaur.
The fighter to my wizard

>>19978890
That's enough mofu for the entire family.

>>19979970
so has it reached the hate it cause its popular stage this quickly?

>>19979978
For some folks yes.

>>19979980
twitter has really speed things up huh?

>>19979978
50% that 50% memes are running at jet speed and are dying fast
remember ugandan knuckles?

>>19979986
yeah but he wasn't cute

>>19979985
Japanese twitter to be precise. Lots of mangakas and doujin artist drew them too.

>>19979986
Ugandan Knuckles ran its natural course.
I couldn't see it really having any longevity outside the occasional reference.

>>19979986
>at jet speed
is it really? It seems fast to me , but I assumed it was a matter of perspective, me getting older the passage of time appearing faster.

>>19979986
https://imgur.com/a/JxLH4DI

>>19979006
Lotus position was invented by C. B. Yetison in 1892 so Yetis could hug their husbands as they made love

>>19979986
sometimes memes run out of steam but still remain a thing well over a decade latter
for instance:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=loss

>>19979962
KFs are monstergirls though

>>19978312
Holy shit, othersky. I thought you are ded
Fucking noice

>>19979966
>Show them how good it feels to be an adult
Yep, expect them to brag to their friends. And don't you know anon? The two best ways to increase a holst's breast size is to milk and caress 'em daily or put a baby in their belly! Though both of those are things any good holst lover would do pretty often. After all, you would make sure to milk your holsts every night after school right? And after milking them its only natural they would if they could 'milk' you back!

They'll be needing their first bras only a week or two after meeting you. Expect many mini-dates where you help them find new clothes and lingerie!

>>19978312
has anyone attempted to audiobook these?

>>19980028
Japs memes are the weirdest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DGqKYubsE

>>19980045
If my loli cows don't have massive milkers by the time they've moved up to the next set of schools, I've failed.

would you go down the rabbit hole?

>>19980054
Try hard enough and they might have pillow-sized tits by the time they move up to the next grade! And an 'awful' addiction to having your hands and tongue all over their new breasts after school. They'll barely be able to walk through the door to your room without their shirt becoming a wet mess from all the milk leaking from their painfully stiff and sensitive nipples. They'd beg and cry for your body on theirs if they could muster out any other word than 'moo'!

>>19980052
since we are all posting memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlBRGXEZFmI&

Elves are for ____

>>19980078
Hate that ghost.

>>19980033
Sure, but reaction images are always off-topic.

>>19980082
Eat that Elf butt.

>>19979971
An Ochi would be nice. Imagine her standing at attention while on guard, but growing week in the knees as you whisper how you'll be making her carry your child.

>Smug cat not so smug after getting spidercow'd

>>19980063
I love panties but bloomers are nice too.

>>19980097
Youmu is a good girl.

>>19980153
Oh yeah? Prove it.

>>19980074
Good, we're going to keep going!
Every day, grade by grade!

Gotta keep those loli cows satisfied!

>>19980151
She's old enough to know you're supposed to wear panties under bloomers anyway so you can have both.

Headpats.

>>19980109
Carrying my childREN thank you very much.
And if she's not thinking about how her body will go from peak physique to peak lewd than she's doing it wrong.

She's gonna need to feed those kids, carry them, and have a body trained in the way of lewd, far less the sword>>19980109

>>19980178
Eww, she's slimy!

>>19980131
Spider-cows sure are cuddly.

>>19980131
Is a pregnant ushi scary or adorable?

>>19980236
Spiders have many babies at once, right?

>>19980162

>>19980240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

>>19980247
Shit ghost.

>>19980254
ONII-CHAN

>>19980131
what happens if she removes her eye patch?

>>19980131
Is it bad that I want a spider cow to bully a cheshire with her chest?

>>19980205
Wife slime is great slime. Just ask my wife and anyone she's ever cooked for.

>>19980254
How many spiders could backpack you before it becomes unsustainable?

>>19980289
They're not very heavy so ALL OF THEM

Lilim :3

>>19980268
High-impact sexual violence.

>>19980289
How many have to try before you git gud is the better question, scrub.

>>19980268
same thing as when kenpachi from bleach removes his,
but with sex.

are there nerdlims?

>>19980314
Demons>lilims

>>19980268
She can't do that. No one even cared who she was until she put on the patch.

>>19980314
>:3
>oc lilim
Fuck off.

The transformation app strikes again.

>>19980437
Excellent. Yet another thing I wish existed in real life that never will, though.

>>19980437
Is it consensual? This is important.

>>19980465
I'll put the sensual in consensual.

>>19980465
Maybe.

>>19980489
Consensual monster transformation is the best transformation.

>>19980289
A good father carries all his daughters on his back no matter how heavy they are. That is unless your monster girl wife is the strong one in the couple.
I wouldn't mind being married to a huge Arachne who carries all our daughters on her back and treats me like a weakling, her beloved weakling.

>>19980499
But forced monsterization is a boner all its own.

>>19980499
>>19980517
The best corruption is when she's willing but still hesitating and you thoroughly convince her by showing her the pleasures of being a monster girl.

>>19980517
It's too nasty for me.

>>19980047
Not yet. Honestly I'd only listen to monster girl audiobooks if it was a female reader.

>>19980537
The nastiness is the best part. Perhaps one day you'll see. Until then, your opinion is still respectable.

>>19980549
>>19980537
By nastiness do you mean like in those h-mangas where the pure innocent girl gets turned into a cock-addict?
I fail to see what else could be nasty about corrupting a human girl, it's an improvement.

>>19980559
It's a pretty nasty thing to do morally, too. But again, that makes it hotter.

>>19980559
>pure innocent girl gets turned into a cock-addict?
That's literally what happens in MGE-the only difference is the girl focuses her lust on one guy.

>>19979113
Hatefuck is the best.

>>19980573
>Human girl dreams of becoming a housewife and a mother
>She wants at least 2 sons and 2 daughters
>She gets corrupted by a rogue Dark Matter
>She become an extremist Succubus because she both wants to spread the joys of being a monster girl and fulfill her dream of birthing 2 sons
That's the most immoral scenario I could come up with. I have to admit it's pretty hot, especially because of all the impregnation sex that would ensue.

>>19980580
A woman being a cock-addict slut but only for her husband is the best.

>>19978070
>Barb-tan has no booty
Absolutely heretical.

>>19980565
Gonna fuck that fox's mother

I want a big titty monster harem!

>>19980709
>Stealing her daughter's boyfriend
Bad fox!

>>19980727
I hear you.
Today the dice decided my huge tiddy harem is going to be a Kraken, Medusa, Dragon, and Ochi.

The biggest titties and biggest wives for some of them

>>19980727
I don't think there is an objective best big titty harem, but here what would be best for me
>Clumsy airhead Titania onee-san
>Nerdy shy Tritonia onee-san
>Selfish lazy Dark Mage onee-san
>Genki cuddly Holst imouto
>Perverted slutty Manticore imouto
>Pure innocent Wyvern imouto

>>19980764
Does the holst have the biggest bust despite being the youngest?

Sing!

>>19980759
>>19980764
Good taste all around.

>>19980782
No.
My voice isn't good and the only song I have memorized is Bohemian Rapsody.

>>19980785
Big tiddy harems are fun harems

>>19980759
I'd have an hard time letting an oppai Ochimucha train. Just seeing her sweaty breasts jiggle as she practices her swordmanship would be too much to handle.
Undead probably don't sweat though so I'd have to throw water at her.

>>19980780
I was thinking the Tritonia would be the biggest, but a cute young cow who has bigger breasts than big busty monster girls twice her age does sound fantastic.

>>19980797
Especially if you all sleep in one bed.

>>19980800
Yep, plenty of jiggling and bouncing even with the sarashi.

I'm wanting huge tities on them, and some big muscles on her.

But yes, a cute little cow with a huge chest is cute.
Is the Manticore jealous of it?
Does the little holst wear innocent clothes that are unintentionally lewd?
Or is she secretly lewd and that's why she cuddles?

>>19980809
Of course, why wouldn't we?
Although the medusa would probably try to wrap me up in her sleep.

>Let's set the world on fire!

>>19980809
>>19980821
Do you have a death wish? Having all that softness in a single bed is a surefire to asphyxiate.

>>19980816
>Is the Manticore jealous of it?
Oppai Manticores can't be jealous because they're the only one that can offer you endless paizuri where her tail sucks your tip.
>Does the little holst wear innocent clothes that are unintentionally lewd?
Of course because there are no clothes for her height that accommodate for such a large chest.

>>19980855
I welcome it.
Especially with a big, buff Ochi and a big, soft snek.
Kraken would be a shortstack and dragon would have an hourglass