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>>1986962

ZUN

Who else?

Your archnemesis.

>>1986962
Someone lucky enough.

AUHHHHH FUCK

SOMEONE TOUCHED SUWAKO

FUCKING SHIT HOW DARE THEY DEFLOWER HER

Misagushi.

Usually depicted as an earthworm of giant penis, thought to bless his believers with mind-shattering orgasms if prayed to.

How else did you think Suwako kept him (her?) under control?

Kanako, and only Kanako. I want to believe.

;_;

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>>1986980
earthworm -or- giant penis. Thanks for the mental image of an earthworm crawling from a large penis, typo.

Inb4 who cares, being fucked is normal

>>1986980
?

>>1986962
You are a horrible person. ;__;

>>1987010
oh god

>>1986962
The fact that she looks like a loli doesn't mean she was old enough when she was fucked.

>>1987010
FUCK YEAH EARTHWORM JIM

>>1987010
More like this.

>>1987033
So that's why he looked so familiar.

>>1987027
yet she was old enough to have babies, mhmm

>>1987027
>wasn't
fixed, that for you too >>1987045

penisworms.jpg

>>1987033
it has teeth like one of sakura's penis worms

>who fucked Suwako?

The hat.

>>1987045
>yet she was old enough to have babies, mhmm
Fixed.

>>1987110
>>1987045
uhhh

Or maybe it's just all the artists keep drawing her as a kid. For all we know, she might just be squat or something.

>>1986962
She was impregnated by one of those faceless men that roam Earth/Gensokyo in groups, raping women as they go.

>>1987106
Head raped

>>1987400

So was Sanae born from an egg?

>>1987400

Actually, I like to believe Suwako can change her appearance at will and could look like >>1987415 , or anything closer to Kanako's physical age.

She chooses to be loli to reflect her current fun-loving and carefree nature, leaving Kanako and Sanae to do the work of managing the faith of Moriya Shrine.

Probably some random hero, plus the chances are she hasn't always looked like that. She's a god and there is no shortage of gods who fucked around with mortals.

In anycase, Suwako confirmed for MILF tier. Now she just chills out and lets Kanako run the whole thing, can you really blame for her going for the loli look and making the rest of her time about having fun?

suikathisformisanillusionsizemeansnothingtoonewhocanmanipulatedensity.jpg

>>1987495
What I don't get is why she's still so popular in the polls, and that there aren't any calls of 'Second-Hand Suwako' going around.

Eastern gods don't create offsprings in the same way western gods do.

>>1987493

>>1987777
So they don't do that rib thing?

>>1987780
Rib thing? That's silly. Only a idiotic religion followed by retards would have such a thing.

>>1987768
> What I don't get is why she's still so popular in the polls, and that there aren't any calls of 'Second-Hand Suwako' going around.
It doesn't matter as long as she isn't trying to seduce some other guy. She's living happily with her husband and her daughter, what is there to blame?

>>1987780
Chaotic Unknown needs to do some Suwako fuckings.

>>1987790
Remember what happened to Kannagi?

>>1987819
I don't follow.

>>1987819

lol low ratings on danbooru.

>>1987819
Nothing happened to Kannagi. It was just a handful of trolls on futaba that were saying it. The only reason anyone paid attention to it is because some weeaboo blog took them seriously and made an post about how otaku now hate Negi based on that.

>>1987851
>Negi

>>1987851
But Negi is a cool guy, fucks tons of school girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>1987840
What a waste...

>>1987851
Well exactly, now put that on Suwako's case and you got your popularity poll's results explanation.

If she is the ancestral of a slut, she must be a slut herself. Slutness is hereditary.

>>1987883
But Suwako isn't a two-timing slut!

I`d her ass

>>1987900
>>1987902
slutmind

Where's that Rika copypasta? I wanna convert it to Suwako

>>1987819

>>1988165
This one?

>>1988291
That one!

Although all you need to do is replace Rika with Suwako and add a "kero" in there somewhere

>>1987797

CU is still doing Touhou rape stuff? I really like his art, but it's been a long time since I kept up with the Touhou h-board. Someone did a pack of all his stuff back in the day including the Touhou 34; I've been meaning to check whether there was ever an updated version or something.

>>1989494
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Suwako are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Suwako's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples.

Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her legs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, thrusting in, taking her cherry in one quick stroke, listening to her quickening breathing, her girlish moans and gasps, her flat chest rising and falling rapidly as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out "kero~" softly as she has her first orgasm and feels a man's cum flooding through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time.

You're all freaks. Suwako's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>1989589
she isnt a virgin

>>1989589
disturbing images of inappropriate frog insertion entered my head

I imagine that Suwako would do the usual "magically fertilize a random maiden" trick since that implies no intercourse and such an idea probably arose from "virgins" in ancient times getting preggers and making up excuses.

>>1987840
Well that's 50 bucks down the drain.

>>1989729
>disturbing images of inappropriate frog insertion entered my head
Like this?

>>1989761
snakes beat frogs

snakes = penises

goddamn

SUWAKO IS THE FATHER

The hat contains all necessary genetic information

Suwako's husband confirmed for final boss in Touhou 12.

>>1990236
The hat?

The hat knows you all lust after her.

Oh wow! This is unexpected... seriously OP, this is probably one of the toughest touhou related question I have encountered.

>>1986962
>who fucked Suwako?
I think a better question is: who didn't fuck Suwako?

>>1991740
fuck off

>>1991750
No, stop derailing the topic please.

>>1991765
no, cancer must be dealt with wherever it pops up

>>1991767
It's YOU.

>>1991767
Nice sage in the name field. Makes you look like a faggot.

>>1991793
>name field

hmm

>>1991767
(Ignore mode activated...)

So, Does someone has the answer to the question?...

>>1991750
>>1991767
It isn't hard to ignore. People like you make a big deal out of it. Also I think
>>1991765
>>1991786
>>1991793
is mugenjohncel.

>>1991800
Nope. It's up to ZUN to make one.

>>1991804

You must be a newfag if you don't know how incredibly annoying mugenfag is. He needs to be stamped out of every board. Except /a/ I guess.

>>1991740

>mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU

Using my sage on this.

>>1991804
Umm... I'm...
>>1991740
>>1991800
and >>1991765 (I forgot code)

Can we go back to topic, please...
I just forgot trip...

>>1991822

Blame yourself for posting with your trip, faggot. Go back to deviantart and post more of your retarded garbage there.

>>1991822
>>1991814
>>1991813
>>1991804
>>1991800
>>1991796
>>1991793
>>1991786
>>1991767
>>1991750
>>1991740
>>1991822
Same.

>>1991813
Oh C'mon, now... I stopped drawing Touhou Guro a while back and focused on Lucky Star instead. Can't you forgive me?...

>>1991822


Stop posting and maybe the topic wont be derailed then. You know as well as I do that most of the board hates your faggotry and that you ruin most threads you post in.

I'd sage but I'm too lazy to reset my router.

>>1991831

Never. I draw the line at one dead Alice.

>>1991827
oh just shut up already goddamn

that goes to everyone, tripcode drama does not belong in this thread so don't fucking bring it up

shit

>>1991813
It's people like you that care in the first place. I don't want to go into a thread and hear how much athens suck or shit like that.

>>1991814
Yes, that sage will do somethin won't it?

>>1991834
So if I do a cute Touhou pic, will you forgive me?...

>>1991839
Sorry Bro... It seems people still hate me for the Guro thing... even though I've reformed to be a god fearing law abiding citizen.

OK, back to topic... I go now in peace... (Man, I love 4chan... sure is a very good way to relieve stress)

>>1991831
Not after seeing this.

>>1991843

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>>1991848
I'd forgive mugenjohncel. He does guro that suits my interests very well. Too well, in fact. I don't like having thoughts of pain and death on my mind all the time.

>>1991850
I didn't care about the Alice pic. I didn't care about the Reimu pic. Hell, the Cirno one didn't even bother me that much. BUT YOU DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH CHEN.

>>1991831
Lol, you actually had the balls to do this and post it on the worksafe Raki Suta boards. Saved it before the mod deleted it.

>>1991882
...Wait, that actually qualifies as guro?

Man, what has the world come to...

>>1991850
Now hold on a second; that's not even guro, it's a heartwarming, heartwrenching death scene. I don't even know anything about Touhou and I'm feeling the manly tears well up.

>>1991886
It could have been that, but he's done other death scenes similar with no apparent cause. Like Cirno, who had a massive javelin run straight through and was still alive.

Arrows.

>>1991889
It's not so much the blood and guts as it is people seeing their favorite character in pain. Nobody wants to see that. The worst part is that nobody can tell if he actually enjoys it or if he is just doing it to troll.

>>1991923
That and the fact that he does them "in real time" on the spot. Can't he just post the finished art instead of waste a whole thread.

>>1991933
>>1991946
Shouldn't we be speaking in the past tense? I could've sworn he said he stopped...

>>1991950
Yes he did, but did you know he's currently working on a Touhou Guro VN and recently released Shoot the Touhou flash game (with arrows). He just got worse.

>>1991958
>Shoot the Touhou
...Depending on how it's done, that could actually be pretty entertaining.

>>1991958
>shoot the touhou
Lnk pls?

>>1991985
Sorry for this one. I said I'd leave but I just had to reply to this one...

The game is unfortunatelly bug infested. It was briefly hosted but had to pull the plug after sponsor complained. Instead, I'm working on making it a non flash stand-alone program. Look forward to it.

>>1991958
Mind if I ask... how come you know about this?

Anyway, I go now...

How many generations of sluts are between Suwako and Sanae?

>>1991287
>around 5th century ago
about 75 generations of sluts.

>>1991313
Your mother is a slut. Your grandmother is a slut. Your great grandmother is a slut. etc.

And that's the story of how Sanae was born!

it was me

it was me all along

i was always the one

sorry you were the last to find out

>>1991850
;_;

>>1991361
I'd her spawn

>>1991331

Not if I was adopted. By virgins.

>>1991450
biologically yeah

the true question here is whether suwako has her childish personality in bed or gets serious

>>1989807
Me on the left.